The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, September 08, 1904, Image 5
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Sept
AND OPE
ember :
INING OF
21st &
MILLINE
2d. Rfto
RY and t
"in n i n rr
)RESS GO
c.+ in n'
>ODS,
I wis
>h to sa^
to vmy patrons th
Y SPECIAL BARG^
at I have the most i
UNS GIVEN ON TH
ip=to=date lines of 1
IESE TWO OATP?i
LI I. IV V/
lats, Dress Qooods
and Trimming.
UA117 n Pl? 1 T T v I
J. RAV
, A
? - ?- m m m 1^4^#
nvT? uraiAhi'i
WAS BU>
"No," said the beautift
bad Just won the Hurkley
playing three extra hole
lady who had he'd it Coi
aive seasons, "1 can't?
yours. Let us talk of the
proach I made at the sev
IKK RED WWUItlfl
"I? W 'or y?ar* suffered from whili
called Dyspepsia and Catarrh of the 8
Purchased a boa of Cascarets i
,ll C'rl who Prised Jo find that 1 "had
dulrmlng mats left me. Judte our <3
' medal after Prise when I showed him thirty feet, an
. , , day the remainder about the tame lenr
S With tlie worm that had been sapping mj rltalM
1 hare enjoyed the beatof health erer tl
r two SUOCt'8* this testimonial will appeal to other st
-I rnn't li" Ch*?. Blaokitock.1MB Dlrlnl
1 u' Vfe.H'hll*
beaut:rul sip- hcst For
onth hole. M w *l.?
Id the ball; It was not there. Mr.
pepper was far too courteous to
that somebody bad taken it. lie d
J?m?ch.mf even gay It was gone. He in
"wTqcUnc. looked at the terra-eotia tile and
dCin>?no?h?r l*bed regrets. It was raining an
th)of t?p?- ijjj no umbrella. The courteous
iy for ye?ri?
in?e. i*rn?i lady came upon him and divine*
ifferert." . . .
Ity Hlmce. trouble.
liiphlt, Pi 'Haven't you any umbrella?"
asked. "Oh. that's too lint
h uonsunpon
erely
cherlaud
The only kind of consump
: his tion to fear is " neglectet
consumption."
Khe 1 ? 1
Vint. I COnle arc lonrnintr fl-rnf rnn
THE GOVERNOR'S DILEMMA. '
A Proof that One Woman Could do a
Thing Good.
y. Governor Van Sant, of Minnesota, *
.1 arrived one day in New York and M
went to a hotel. Shortly after, a *
former resident of that state called
and was shown lip to his room. He "
heal enjoy men t is had when rending *
hat clever magazine, The .Sin irt Se (, 11
Hc.v
Neglected Colds.
Every part of ihe mucous m&mhrane
nembrane, the nose, throat, head, ears the
ind lungs, etc., are subjected to dis- trav
ase and bligh*. from neglected colds, clerj
tallard's Ilorehound Syrup la a pleas- ai,ol]
int and effective reniedv. ii5e , f>0e.,|
TWO OLD MEN.
' a Clergymau Aged CO, Wat
Taken for 100.
lmund J. James. the president of
Northwestern I'niversity, was
eling some montlis ago witli a
;ymau. The clergyman, a man of
it sixty, looks older than he really
"Oh! bother your old
Geraldine,** he pctul&ntl
"You know I don't play g
know anything about the
I love you. Oh! I love
that if you will not coasei
I'll not want to live. W1
1 ran do much. I know I
It in me to be great. In
one of the world's miser
if VOll turn frnm mo U?
s uuwfin
approaches, Mm ^ ?
-v exclaimed. WlEIT\1* fmTM if
WWv^l
! p-ame. 1UU candy cathartic
Ith your love
CllU. 1 have P?UH?ble. Potent. T*?teGo<
?* 'Sicken. Wwmkeu or OHpe. I?c. ?it
I Sll ill be "Old In bulk. The genulno tablet *t?n
., .. .. Guaranteed to care or jronr money bed
able failures Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago o
mustn't think of going out wit
one. .lust wait a moment till I gel
f^WW '
Mr. Culpepper protested, but ^
Virginian meets Virginian courte
0*^ bound to prevail to the end.
landlady went upstairs and pros*
>d DoOooi returned with an umbrella.
wfi'coK 'There:" she said. -Take I
* shan't need it today, and you're
r 1*Y? 594 feotlv IVpli-amn "
- i ; - ?S
tiiout sumption is a curable disease
you It is neglected consumption
,vhen| ^.at is so often incurable.
s>\isj At the faintest suspicion o
ent'iyl consumption get a bottle o
: Scott's Emulsion and begii
1 j regular doses.
' r | Tlir* 11 cn r\( ..1? I ? -
I' found the governor sitting in a chair ^
surveying with a gloomy countenance, j
a trunk which stood against the wall. (
"What's the matter, Governor?" n
asked the caller,
f "I want to get a suit of clothes ^
e out of that trunk," was the answer.
"Well, what's the difficulty?lost
1 the key?" t
"No, I have the key ail right." said (
the governor, heaving a sigh. "I'll f
mil r j. ?v. AKentlruk, Valley Mills, i *]
'exas, writes: "I have used Itull trd's j relul
loi-eticund S.vfup for roughs ami ! At
hroat troubles: it is a pleasant and and
Host effective remedy. (). J. Harris j boar
? "I
OCT ANTED ? Everyone who use .|!j
printed stationery to remember ja!ll,
bat we have just received a line line -j,
if Stationery and inks?that our type iiii0
aces are new ami sfviui. nmi i?io? o.?
it i?ti 01 which jic nuics 10 uu
tided.
. a small rural station an aged
bent farmer, panting violeutly,
ilcd the train.
have had to run," he said, "nearalf
a mile to catch these cars."
len, addressing himself to i'rof.
i-s's companion, he went on:
's a bad job, sir, when old folks
you and me has to run."
"I do pity you." she ar
Ing down her sleeves an
beautiful, rounded, browi
her forearms; "I pity you
heart But would you b
stead of love? No. I gU
for being more manly tLa
"Tell me why you <-an
love me," he pleaded. *'
^ be some reason."
iswered! roll * UAL SALE, TEM M1LL101
" mwlV* THREE" JURORS CUJ
i with all my
lave pity in- ,
re you credit Cholera Morbus with On
n that." Mottle Of Chamberlain's
not learn to Cholera And Diarrhoer Rei
There must Mr. O. W. Fowler, or Hi
Ala., relates an experience
I BOXES And the grateful Mr. Cut. epp^r
ped out and unrolled an urn'1
IE J) which was the very one he had
Courteous Virginia gentleman, co
ous Virginia landlady, and you ne
e Small ask me how the urn1 rella came
Colic, change owners, for 1 don't k
nedy Neither does Mr. Culpepper.?\\
lugton I'ost.
gh tower,
he had mnnu -..- - - ?
I * Iiv. V4.JV. wi ^ i^lUUlMUI
s cp. at once, has, in thousands o
io'1* cascs? turned the balance ii
,?tcl favor of health,
edn't Neglected consumption doe:
no*v? not exist where Scott's Emul
asu- sion is.
Prompt use of Scott's Emul
1 tell you how it is. My wife packed that j
f trunk. She expected to come with ^
me. hut was prevented at the last
moment. To my certain knowledge
she put in enough to till three trunks
j. the way a man would pack them. If
I opeu it, the things will boil up all a
over the room and I could never get t
half of them back. Now. what I'm P
wondering about is whether it would
be cheaper to go out and buv a new
. .J v..^ I I
Advocate .Job Office is turning out , the
Irst-oiass work. "I*
I "C
Is t'
THE CHRISTIAN. yon
Churches at Cnnstntieople, Turkey, "(J
nd Yokalioina, Japan, have mug used nian,
lie Longman & Marlii.e* Paint fcr yOU'|
minting their churches.
Liberal contributions of L. J: M.
'aiut will be given for such iinmose
clergyman, rrowning, asked
farmer how old he was.
hi eiglity-six." was the reply.
Hi," said ill clergyman, "there
iventy years' dlftVretico between
and me."
oodncss. sir." exclaimed the old
, "you don't mean to tell me
"e lot;?"-?Itoston I'o.-t.
Mini.-).. /-??? ?!.. r>? -
r? cu, awe replied. *"yi
enough for golf to lean
and I feel sure that you
me to stop it I conscntei
wife.
k^-'r-r?J&o*5Pvher.
father is very proud, nnd
shall never marry any m
mot show that he Is of am
Tou have confessed thnt
able to do thta. Vow v.
>u don t care wniie serving on a petit jury i
1 to play it case Ktlwardaville, coi
would want ?f.J-;^bourne <gtafcjAlaba
1 to be you'l BHy?:
7 meat and some I^CSSE^5&
insists that
who can lent
descent. *}*}
you are un- 9?',c?
rhii ?,i instead, saying k.iut he ha<
iiuinn auuAM (WA.KIN{;
11) U lliur- ?s-e~_ "
a!a^ lTe Extracted from Birch,
vr?p fresh ' and Maple.
forre-J Oiie of the pleasant chapters iu
fife jj'Ji 4 Eastman's "Indian Boyhood" i
Piratic with' "An Indian Sugar Camp." ^
?rt tin* ? niap!e sugar was most citmui
g- made, sugar was also secured fron
' H''>< birch, ash and box-elder. The 1
itemeriy amj agj1 g
ug-ars were dark colored
I what J - -
5>un chucks i nc disease wnne l
can "b? checked.
Ash
Send 'or 'ree simple.
1 ^)r* SCOTT & liOWliE. ChemiiU,
leal 3 409-4,j Pearl Street, " NewYorl
Hill* 7? --- ? ^tgffftr
lonl/ x\
1 the
Jlroli; Our scbscribere are not failing; t<
and take advantage of the clubbing oll'er
t suit of clothes or two additional *
trunks.?Saturday Evening Post.
v
I Those Dreadful Noises. ?
t r-*-?r 1
; -ZW>\
vlierever a church is located. .
F. M. Scolield. liar lis Springs S. (J.,
vritrs, "I printed our old homestead niln'
villi I. & M. twenty-six years ago stree
Tot painted since; looks better than of be
louses painted in the last four years." a sn
W. It. Ilarr, Charleston, W. Va.. cam*
vrites, "l'ainted Frankenburg It lock ,,UOH
with L. A. At. ' hows better than any ^ (
lUildinys here have ever done; stands !
of as though varnished, and act ual | er
ost of paint was less than $1.20 per "Oh.
VII Hia^vi Hie 1-rii.C.
good one is told on a well-known
ster who was walking along the
t the other (lay and saw a crowd
>ys sitting in front of a ring, with
tall dog in the centre. When he
s up to them he put the following
tion: "What are you doing to
log?" line little hoy raid, "Who
tells tl.e biggest lie wins it."
V said the minister, "I am stir
I might under other c
learn to love you?Archil
I?I do love you, but t
must not allow you to 1
we can never be more
friends."
A little sob broke fron
she turned her back to t
the strong muscles of tt
he stood for a moment 1
.... ?a... |s3nt for, but tliat this medicit
ircumstances much better he would rut tier i
bald?indeed.' me u> the iix I was in. 1 look
here?no! I of it and was better iu live in
ilss me, and The second dose cured me
than 'mere Two fellow jurors were atl'llot
same manner and one sina
cured the Miree of us.4' Fo
\ her lips as Timiaous, Bros., Batesbur^, &
dm. show in if Drug Co., I.eesvillu*
le nock, and
like a.statue ]
in wis so SO!,iewlial bitter, and had nicdii
;en?l it to properties. The box-elder yielde
one dose beaultful white sugar, whose
inuter. fault was that there was never en<
entirely, of It.
edinlhe The maple trees were tappec
1 bottle hard-wood chip was driven into
r s-' ' *3 incision to serve as a spout, ai
rosson, birch-bark basin was set to catch
sap. The sweet Juice was boiled t!
in kettles hung over the onen lire.
einal * *' aro The .St. L.ouis Kepuh
^ lie twice each week for a year, 10
. copies, die Farm Visitor fifty tw<
on y times eaeli year and Tt.e Advocate r>
i>ugh tunes a^vear?207 papers a year?al
for in advanee.
I, a
the
id a
i the J
lown |
The I
;ai. These Celebrated Faint* are sold i prise
>y J. J. Haw I. , was
? . Tin r
j one
R. B LITTLE i"""
Tiik only place in Lkksvillk Til
TO OET Yi.l'lt DINNER KOH TWENTY- eX,,r
cheei
FivkCents. Mkai.s at all hours. ..j
<1 at you little boys, for when I
like you ( never tohl a lie."
c was Silence for a while, until
of the boys shouted: "Hand up .
log."?Mt. Olivet Democrat.
An Exploded Theory.
e stranger had such a haggard
ess: on that we attempted to
r hlni up a hit.
a 11 ;?n?l I*' m?V?? . v.
vt A/csimir.
"I can't see." he bittei
last, "why your father hi
to be more proud of his
1 should be of mine. 1 a
tingulshed descent, I :idi
of my ancestors fell at
and that?"
"At where?" she cried,
a glad, eager look in her
"Bunker Hill." he ansv
CL1VBB1N0 OFFER.
ly said at The Home and Farm, publial
is any cause a inonib, and the Bntesburg i
family than both one year for $1.25. ?
m not of dls- now. The Home and Farm is a
aait. but one 8 column up-to date farm pap<
Hunker Ilill, clearly printed and unlike the
run of such papers offered 1
turning with SamPlp copies on request,
eye*.
fered. "That, j A Remedy Without A P
sugar was run In molds of birchl
,e(j Lwjce Hollow canes and reeds, and the
Advocate and geese, into cakes of
iubscribe ous forms and sizes. Some of it
ld-page, pulverized and packed in raw
?r. It is cases.?Cooking Club.
general
n tUlb* Usual Thing.
Rrowu?So you bought that si
ban property, eh? I>id you im
eer. srate the title to see If tt wee ?n
jark,
bills
vnrlwas
WILL LVANS,
,li(1e Haberdasher,
H32 Main St.,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
il>urresti
If you want ths new
l.
"I want to see you about my husbaud.
Doctor."
"Yes, madam."
"He says lie hears such awful noisea
at night." i
"After he retire^, I suppose?"
"Exactly. Now Doctor?*'
"Yt?< mntiatn "
Groceries and Fruits a Spkcai.ty. i you."
???????????? "Wei
i Bu
lU>rc(
Rubber p
Stamps - *
v n w? IM tau^iia wiui
' we gently admonished hint.
?p and"
t he interrupt, ?1 us with such a
i look that we ((trailed before
^ that so?" he wildly t rie.!. "Did
ever try to sell it joke?"
hit then again from his maun r
withered that i. wasn't a joke.
It teems to me, should be
"Oh! Archibald?Arch
sobbed, throwing herse
arms, "take me?take me
get all the rest. Papa be
golf, too, will forgive j
long as your ancestor w;
with a Bunker. We sha
But she didn't linish.
was bent downward and
too busy to talk.?Illustr!
I ftn<l Chamberlain's Sinn
jbala, she Liver Tablets more benifictal I
If into bis otln-r r* meiiy I ever used for
i! I can for- trouble, says J. 1*. Klote, ol
lng crazy on M?. For any disorder of the
mytbliig as biliousness or constipation, tli
as mixed up 'et8 nre without a peer. Fo;
ii'im. o,v Timmons, Bros., Batesburg, &
soT , Drug. Co., Leesville.
Ills head ?
they were
Ttlia
oaoh and Oreen?Yes; and after living t
Liian any weeks I have come to the
stomach elusion that the title is the only t
f Edina, about lie place that isn't defecti
stomach Chicago News,
lese Tab
r sale by ~
Crossoi, CVever Indeed.
La Montt?He certainly has a 1
appreciation of singing.
La Moyne?Can he uuders
nijfirs in iiai o uuu
her? FURNISHINGS, oorc"n"
fectly priced, look in
hinK i at our shop. - - ve.?
| '
I Fill
Orders
keen Ma '
I
Lin J !
"Do you suppose it is possible for * I
man to hear himself snore?"
Cause for Howling.
The brave Saint Bernard dog had '
found the traveler who was lost in the i
Alps. Lifting his head, the dog howl- |
ed long and dismally. Nor did ho
top with one how), hut continued to :
howl, each yelp being more agonued ; .
I
Are my longsuit. I make any . "
kinds except the had ones. I "T
furnisr :i name and an indelible
pad for in irking linen for ( l"<" '
4(1 rents. 1 have seme otln-r ^
pood tilings. - i "0
can
J cagn
T TTT IT ? II I
omai i u>n11c.
o the hoy.' K'u.-'t* you?" &?'.;? .1
nother.
hey used to." a:is\. n.l the a.*o
1 rl. "but tin y don't do it any
-l*y nut V"
. I chose for my beau a boy who
i-hip all the rest ?>f them."?CliiEvening
l'?.t.
*> "
THOSE COURTEOUS V
Showing How Mr. Culp
Into His Own
It I* the story of u ]>o
ished Virginia gentleman
ludy, also polite, polished
fflnlan. It rained on a <
a go, and when Mr. Culp
for his umbrella in the tr
21" Suscrioetc the Advocate.
VIRGINIANS.
Cause Of Insomnia,
epper Came Indigestion nearly always
the sleep more or less and is ?
lite and pol- cause of insomnia. Many ci
and his land- been permanently cured by C
!, and a Yir- Iain's Stomach mid I.iver Tut
lay not long For sale by Timmoi s, Bros
epper looked ^urt?> Cp'sson, I'rug Co., I
Tm.pnttti tilo
I grand opera songs?
La Montt?I should say so. \
he can even understand college sc
?Chicago News,
distill bs __
>ften the A Yonkers Philosopher.
ises liave r
iliTniber- Teacher?And why should we
ilets. deavor to rise by our cwn efforts
Hales- Boy ? 'Cause there's no te
jeesville. when the alarm clock goes wroi
""I
Vhy,
nga.
,ea "IV ANTED?NY want to do yuu
lilng ' Job l'riiiting' for the year 1U04
1g | Good work at reasonable prices.
than its predecessor.
The monks came on a dead run *
through the snow.
"You seem to be all right," they
said to the traveller. "We wonder
m why the dog howled in such a distressed
tone." j 1
r "Well," explained the wanderer, "I
didn't know whether or not he could
make you hear his ordinary howlk, so
I just whistled 'Hiawatha' to keen him
J. Wilson ixibbes, A
Typewriters, Office .
Supplies. Etc. run.
liain
335 Main St., Columbia, strai
OU ADVOCATE OKKR.'E. ban'(,'
| ill
Strange Happenings.
;.Lehiga:i woman was scanning
the !. trriage columns ot a news*
r ail.I remarl.ed t.? l.tr hhsoaiul:
?'s a strange coincident* a Wil*
Strang ' tii?rriod to a Martha
ige."
rang-;, indeed." replied her lius*
, "but 1 expert the next news
be a little stranger."?The Lyra
REA
D THIS
j uuu'is iit*rill(i.
5==for it n
lay interes
Cv A
bucfc' - "?Judge.
you and
save you
money!
Aboi
jt Organs: We want
to show you our line o
if Parlor Organs, in o
>ak and walnut. The:
V are beauties.
Aboi
Pall
WE CARRY
Noti
it Buggies: Just recei
Clothing: A big, noi
a big supply of single
ons. Hardware. Shoes
ved a car-load of up-t<
bby line of Mens' Suit
: and double-barrel br<
. Hats. Pictures and fr
o-date, stylish buggies
s and trousers have ji
jech-loading Shot Gun
amps at all timps arw
5 and surreys. Can si
jst arrived.
is, Stoves, Sewing Ma<
1 will npt hp nnrlprctpli
jit young and old.
shines, Groceries, Dry
rl
Goods,
r~x a ?* r* "--x r rx y-* /-?
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