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ONE WHO SAW IT.
Inside and Outsida Facts Atnut
* Battla of Santiega.
PRESSAQENTGRAHAM,
Ravaals tha True Inwardness of
tha Persecution of Schlay
and Shews Up the Intriguers.
to a New York journal for publication'/
Did Itobley Evans, ho of tho lighting
cognomen, first person tho autobio
graphy ho wrote? Did Sigsbeo daro tc
do it exoopt to stultify himself by deDying
conditions whioh ho had previously
detailod in his reports to tho department?
EXl'OROATKI) REIORTS.
"Maolay, it is asserted, wroto hit
oritioism lrom naval reports. What
naval reports? Tho expurgated thingf
that have been foisted upon tho puD
licor, or tho real reports of commanding
effioort? I have in my possession the
report of tho battle of Santiago written
by two officers of the oonvcricd yaoht
called tho Vixen. It is signed by L;eut.
Alexander Snarpe, and it was his ao
count of the fight as he taw it at short
range, the only naval eyewitness not
engaged in fighting. 1 placid it along
sido tho navy department's book pur
porting to print it, and 1 find it has
been expurgated so as to give but little
oredit-APr'tte .Brooklyn, and bo as Dot
to djyfcloBe thoQN&l position of Sampson's
tho Nowwfe?jj that Hie itaj'
H Vjry Maolay to be
boldly the example
Let me be as bold as Maolay.
'coward' to bo the us
draw the linh sharply. 1 havo supreme
confidence in our navy. 1 don t bolieve
a ooward would stay in it a year.
There are none in it now. There arc
men with unearned fighting sobriquets.
There was one with us. His name
was EvaDb. Ilia ship was never oloser
to tho enemy than one rnilo. It wat
not hit, hut 'Fighting Bob' orawlcd
into the oonning tower and watehed the
fight from a fi inch by 1 inch slit.
'"Schley was on tho deck of the
Brooklyn. (Japt. Cook was near. A
man's lifeblood splashed their olotbeB.
The ship quivered under firo. Still
they stood there. Capt. Claik, on the
Oregon, was on his bridge. Capt.
Phillips, of tho Texas, stayed on his
bridge until part ol it was shot away.
And when it was over Evans had the
largest Btory to toll, a story lie would
not liko to sco now bocauso of its gross
inaoouraey. And, pray, who waB tho
coward?
SAMPSON TO 11 I.AM K.
"The history of tho batilo of Santiago
told exactly as it ooourred, it seems
to me, is an absolute condemnation of
Admiral Sampson's vaunted ability and
a tribute to Sohley aud his offioors.
The happenings ol the twonty-houis
preceding tho battlo will go far, 1 think,
lo demonstrate that Sampson was rcpro
hensiblo for deliberately weakening
tho lino of battle and deserting tho lino
himself when ho know that tho firBt
time in several weeks, or sinoo the
establishment-,of tho blockade, extremely
suspicious movements were going on
in the harbor.
"On tho afternoon of July 2 it was
notiood from all tho ships that movements
were oocurring in tho harbor,
there being visible distinot columns of
smoke, conoedod by praotioal men to
be from war ships,
"That Sampson himself recognised j
this is cvidont from tho fact that ho
B9nt tho Vixen around to tho ditloront
ships of the squadron to announce to
them that ho considered the movements
insido to be suspioious, and that ho dosired
a oloae wutoh kept.
HAMI'SON DBSiRTSTIIE FI.JCIlT.
"The next morning at daybreak the j
columns of smoke were soen again, and j
it was notiood by an tflioor on watch
on tho Brooklyn that thoy were nearer
tho ontranoe, and it was, therefore, '
surprising to evorybody when, acting
under orders: tho Massachusetts, one
of the heaviest battlo ships of tho lino, 1
and tho Newark, a protected cruiser,
carrying Commodore Watson's flag, j
left the line for Guantannuio for coal.
But deoidodly more surprising wcro j
iuiuro events. At :? o clock, while
(Japt. i'hillip and Admiral Schley wero 1
disousBing tho suspicious movements, '
through tho modium of sigual Hags.
Sampauu suddenly signalled, "J>isro
gard tho movements of tho commander
ip-ohiof," and moved away from the
lino with tho Now York. Tho New
York was tho only other ship, bosido
tho Brooklyn, in tho lino with tho acoroditod
speed of tho Spanish ship, and |,
thore wcro present the Gloucester and
tho Vixen, two oonvortcd yachts, ! ,
eithor ono of whioh would havo made a i .
special dispatoh boat, witnout weaken- |
ing tho lino. ,
flClfl.EV in command.
When tho battlo call was sounded
Ad miral Sohioy mado the signal, "The <
onomy is escaping," and thon, dotcr (
mining that tho Now York was out of
eight, mado tho signal, "Snips oloso , '
in."
With a good, strong pair of field '
glasses, and standing upon tho cxcop- 21
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In conneotinn with thn nnntrnvernv
over Admiral Sohloy's actions during
the naval battle off Santiaga, opened
afresh by tho ohargo of cowardice made
by Maolay, author of the Naval Academy
text book, the Cincinnati Enquirer
asked George K. Graham to fumish
an unbiased account of tho battle.
During the Santiago naval campaign
Mr. Graham was correspondent of the
Associated Press, noted for its impartiality
and faithfulness in giving facts.
When Admiral Sampson, on tho Now
York, loft tho tquadron Mr. Graham
hastened to tho Brookl>n. During the
battle ho stood on the bridge bcBide
Capt. Cook and Admiral Schley, and
was the only oivilian spectator to witness
every movement and know ol
every order issued by tho Admiral.
Mr. Graham give tho following oironmstantial
story over his signature:
THE REAL DEFAMERS
"It has been and ia still hard forms
to believo that Historian Maolay wrote
his attack upon Kear Admiral Schley
except by instigation and at tho urging
of the navy department oliquo. lie it
in oloso touch with those who have pro
vided tho prosa and the oivilian hoad
of the department with tho material
that has boon intended, diro failure at
it has boon, to change the publio view
of Admiral Schley's character ae an oftioo
and man.
"At least Maolay is honest in one
thing. He haB dared to do oponly
what these sneaks of tho naval oliquc
have not had the moral courago to do.
When has Capt. Ohadwiok, Sampson's
flag officor, dared to assert that Sohloy
was a coward? When has ho dared tc
do othnrvina than nnnnnn * V, ?
mm DUtvu.guru 1 lllllniuy nigm 'u
to tho homo of .Juiia W hiitiold, a ro
spcotablo woman living ucar tho fort. > '
A vaoant house adjoining alto was burn- W1
id. No cause is assigned for the troublo. W1
iiovcrton is hold at, tho tort aud tho ??
military officials aro trying to finu wc
mother soldier said to havo been im- a"
[dioatcd. Arson is punishable by doaih
ii Georgia. Ye
Lhi
A man in Tennessee got four
or?ls of wood, throe gallons of ^ia
ioney and live coons from a sin- **
fie troo. "Take care of the forists
if you want to got rich," |,UI
:oinmoiits the local paper which ga
mnounccstho man's good luck.
r knuuikvu uio uiuu miu ci5un;iuu UID :
thanks to cvory cjmmandor under him.
When Sampson arrived ho offered no 1
congratulations to any man or any of- '
floor, although ho did oondosoend to
offer congratulation to the public for 1
tbo splendid manner in which the fight 1
that ho did not take part in was conduct;
od. i
"Lit me cloho with, perhaps, a now '
, statcmont. The men who are rcspon
I siblo lor theso viotous attacks arc Capt '
| K ! ; Chad wick, who commanded ttio Now
York the day of the fight sho fail '
ed to get in; Roar Admiral Kobley i>.
Evans, tho only captain in the fight !
who hid in the oonniDg lowor; Hear 1
Admiral Crowninshi-.-ld, of tho Luroau ,
of navigation, and ludireotly, became
be dare not come in tho open, Koar 1
Admiral Wm P. Simpson, who should
| bo Court-martialed lor his ajlion be- '
fore Santiago, July 3, 181)8, in weak
, cning our battle lino.
"Goorgo K Graham." |
Time Wasted. 1
1 wo of our prominent citizens who j
livo within a thousand milci of where '
tho writer is dnmioilud met in the pub- 1
lio road tho other day, when tho following
conversation o eurrod: 1
'"What's the news?''
"They've captured Aguinaldo."' '
"Captured who? ' 1
"Aguinaldo." 1
"What's ho been doing?" - s
I warn?.
(Excitedly) "Who haa he killed?" '
* Oh, lots ofpcoplo."
"Whero ia the scoundrel?"
"He's in jail."
(Muro exoited) "Lot's get a crowd '
and lynch him. ' 1
"It would bo too expensive." ?
"Expensive! What a going to mako c
it expensive? ' c
"lie's too far off." c
"Why, ain't ho in Moultrio jail?" *
"Not a bit of it." ?
"Well, whoro is ho, then?"
"He's in jail at Manila." >
"You mean Camilla, don't you?" ^
"No, 1 mean whatl say." c
"How far is it?" s
"About eight thousand miles."
"Get up, Jack!" As he moved off '
he was heard to ejaculate: "Got no 1
timu to talk with every fool I meet in J,1
the road. Eight thousand milesl Why, *'
that's clean outsido of Georgy, Agui- 0
i naldo? Don't believe there is such a h
man in tbe world. Never hoard of suoh B
a pDoo as Manhiller beforo. These *
fellows what don't do nothing but read 0
newspapers arc mighty smart. Get up. 0
Jack! lost half an hour talking with l'
that slophead when 1 ought to bocn 0
homo planting taicrs."? Moultrio, Ga.,
Observer. ?
Deafness Cannot be Cured y
by local applications as they oannot w
roach tho diseased portion of the ear. ii
There is only ono way to cure doafnuss, ff
and that is by constitutional remedies, ai
Djafness is caused by an inffamod con- oi
dition of tho* mucous lining of tho n
Eustaohiao 'lube. When this tube is u
intUmed you uava rumbliog sound or p<
imporloot hearing, and whoa it ib entirely
closed, Doatnoss is the result, st
and unless tho inflammation can bo st
taken out and this tubo restored to its w
normal cond.tion, hearing will be dc- fe
stroyed forever; nine oases out of ton
are oauscd bv Catarrh, whioh is noth- bi
lug but an iLflamod condition of tho h;
mucous surfaces. b]
Wo will give One Hundred Dollars
for any oaso of Dcalness (oaused by "
oatarrh) thai uannot bo cured by Hall's D(
Caiarrn Curo. Send for ouculars, iroe. ca
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,O. m.
Sold by Druggists, 7f> coots.
Hall's Family Fills arc the best.
A Soldier in Trouble.
Frivato K. L. Lcverton, company D.
Twonty aevcnth regiment, stationed at y?
Fort McFnerson barracks at Atlanta di
Ga , has been placed under guard 7?
PL?. 1 ? ?
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tionally high bridge of the Brooklyn. 1
looked for Simpson and the Now YorV,
but ho was out of sight. Wo never saw .
him again until ono long hour after the
surrender of tho Colon.
It is olaimod that the Brooklyn ran
from the onemy during the 6ght, and
that in that movement Sohley displayed
oowardioe. At the outset let me
say that the movemont of the ship
showed tho greatest good judgement,
and probably Bavod tho cruiser from being
Bunk or disabled. When the onemy
was sighted ooming out tho Brooklyn
moved straight for tho entrance at the
rato of about seven knots an hour and
oontinually increasing hor speed.
THAT KAMOUB LOOl\
"Tho ships of tho onemy were moving
out toward us at tho rato of about
11 knots an hour, and tbo distance to
travers was only fivo miles. Wo had
opened firo with our port battery, tho
guns being trained almost directly forward.
Tho turning oirolo of the Brooklyn
is 1,000 yards, and if we had turn
od in toward tho shore that would have
allowed tho Visoaya to have gono betweon
ua and tho Texas, and would
havo oponcd our unprotooted sido to
i tho conoentratcd firo of tho Spanish
vessels, and also havo interooptod the
fire of our own ship9. 1 stood on the
top of tho for war I eight inoh turret
i locking direotly over tho bow, and 1
i know that wo woro cover noar onough
i to tho Texas to hurt her, and we did
not blook her firo for an instant.
"if Capt Phillip backed his enginos
when ho saw us turning it was because
through tho smo&ko ho oould not quito
toll now wo woro moving, and ho know
that ho had to follow tho motions of
our ship, and not do as bo pleased. The
fitg ship always has tno right of way.
j Up to tho tituo wo turnod wo had boon
hit only twioo. After wo turned wo
. wcro nil ~i times oy projoouios aud li) i
' times by Hying pioous, and after wo I
' turned wo left tho marks of fi7e-inoh
shells upon every Spanish ship.
I KUI.ATE S TlllBUTE
i "To thoao who oritioiso Schley's turn,
' on the ground of.oowardioo, 1 commend
tlio statement of Capt Kalate, of tho
Viscaya: 'If tho Brooklyn had not
i mado that beautiful manoeuvro in turn
' ing I oould have rammod and s>"nk her.'
i "To thoso who oritioiso u tho
ground that tho Texas was Btoppcd for
i a minute or so, let mo say that a little
' la'or tho Oregon crossed the bow of the
i Texas and blanked her tiro fcr ton
I minutes, but oc-rtainly uo ouo will Hay
' tbat tho Oregon, in view of her splen;
d.d fight and chase, was not justified.
"When tho battlo was over Schley
i i 1 Kan lr/ rl Kio ?* ?,?* Kan
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80HE GOOD ADVICE
in Article Every One Should Read and
Remember
Stand by your friend, your home,
our town, couity and Stat}. Patron?
A ? I? 1^ -'- ?J
u uvuia uoatvia. i/ja I DCDU yOUT
aoacy away to soma mail order house
ust bcoauseit happens to bo tho oheapat
supply house on earth; theroare five
lucdrod more of that kind in the Uaitod
itates; but upend it with your home
Dorohant, who ia your friond, and in
ho long run aolia you your gooda just
>a cheap. When you Bpend a dollar
rith your home merohant, you know
?hat you are getting, and you are dealng
with one who has stood by you when
rou norded help, and still stands by
rou in sickness, when tho crops fail,
Then out of work, and when the ioy
rand of death oroops into the homo and
ilaims ono of your lovod ouos. Staud
iy your morohant, for he is an integral
<art of tho oommunity, lending his aid
.o pnblio enterprises and oharitablo, as
Toll as helping to boar tho burdon of
azation. Who has done more for you,
'or your town, your county, and all
rour public enterprises, than your
lotne morohant? Who has helpod
noro pooplo, boon w?irso imposed upon,
ind more abusod thaa you* home mcrihant?
Tho real faois aro, ho is ono
if you, eating your ohiokons, butter,
ruitB, vegetables and othor things that
would prove a loss to you if it were not
for him. How is it with tho big mail
jrdcr man? lis has nothing in o>m
mon with you; no interest in you, yonr
;own or oounty, othor than areuriag
four trade?cash in advanoo.
Ah, my brother, tnrn tho tables and
let your morohant Send his mom y away,
tni buy all ho oonsumos, and lot your
produoo and other bartorroton your
rands, what would you Bay? Lei's
look fairly at both sides. If you want
anything your morunant hasn't got, ho
will glauly order it for you, and tho lit
lie profit ho makos, you wi.l get back
in some way. He has to eat and have
work done, all of whioh ho pays out of
tho little profits he mskosin selling his
goods. How about the money you send
eft? You novcr soc it again, and if you
were really in nood and should mak j
known your wants to Mr. Outsider, ho
would say, "NO; I have as much of
that kind of business as 1 oan attend
nearer hoino." Does your homo morohant
deny you when in distress? Be
honost. isn't your name on morohants'
books all over this oounty for goods you
have worn out and provisions you hive
saton? Has Mr. Outeidor ever sold
fou anything on ^ oredit? Dj you bo
liovo ho will do it? No, you know bettor
than to ask it. Ttioso aro ovorv
lay, oouimou tcuio questions, staring
you in the faco, and an honest answer
ironi you will put you on our aids of
Lhc question.
Come up eq tHTely and fairly and bo a
pillar in tho oiiuroh and a rafter iD so
sicty. l'ay your honoBt debts, oven if
ycu have to suffer to do it. The only
aitteronoo that we c in see in not paying
your honest debts ( vhon j ou ctn) and
stealing, ono is a broad, open, daylight,
faoe lo-iaoo stealing, and tho other is a
iiy, don't-want-to tc caught at it (stealing.
Just Btop ami thintc before you
begin to get mad. Isn't it so? In the
light of justice, answer tho qieetion,
tnd then read on. If I were to bey
your goods ami hide behiud the homonead
act and not pay, you, what would
you call mo? Oh, n?y brother, as sure
is Goi is the Judge, wo need waking
ip along these linos. A thief is a
will, if you go* another man's proper.y
and p an ways to beat him by uidiLg
oehiud the puny arm of tho law, you
ire a thief.
We arc cot af.cr tho poor, poverty
itrioken, down-trodden lao^ror, who has
perhaps soiuo excuse for dtdgtog
ins obligations, bu. wo aro after
.he man who wears tailor madoolothos,
ooth p ck shoos, standing collars,
smokes from three to ten oigars a day,
roes on excursions, goes to tneaters ami
shows, sends his ohiidron to dancing
choois, pays for having thorn taught to
ianoe, and owes the poor grocery man
or the meat and bread thai have kept
lis ohiidron alive, and the dry goods
nan for tho clothes they have worn out,
iod tho poor furniture man for the beds
in which they sleep; and, if pcienanec
inc has died, tho undertaker for the
loffin in which tho loved ono sloops. If
'ou arc a church member and running
m thetio lines, your luttuonce for good
sn't worth the snap of your tiago:, and
ou had better ropent or pull out. 11'
ouaro a sinner out of the ohurch and
atoring to these things beoauso some
inner in the church is guilty, for God's
ake call a halt, rotraoo your step9 and
ollow some honest man's example. If
ou havo gono to a inond and i ersuaded
lim to go your security for monoy or
or goods, and, through mismanagement
r extravagance, caused this friend to
avo to pay your dobt, do you feel easy
pending money for thingsyou could do
,ii I '? 'ni ? i . ?
miuuii xuc v. r j oiaiu r oi tno hoots
f that horse, tho rattle ot the wheels
f that buggy, tho licks of tho hauiiucr
liat drove tho nails iu the construction
f that bw allowed homestoad, thai
owny bod, that book-caso, that wonerful
library you are piling away in
oat book oaso for your ohildrou to road;
oa, it may bo tho ohildron themselves
ill all roll ovor you liko mounthins of
on to sink you down, down, in tho
nines of perdition, unless you rcpeDt
ad scttlo this sido of etornity. You
in't bido behind the homestead aot
or the bankrupt law and stai d acquit
id in the sight of God and honest
soplo.
If you oan and don't, or won't
raighton up, oven if it oalls for real
ilf-donial, you aro dishonest, and you
ould say the same thing about your
I i o w in a Li should ho treat you likewise.
If you praotioo suoh ways, you will
) foui d out, and your abominable
Vpocrisy will be hjotcd and hissed at
f all honest people. If you aro in
:b: and oan't pay, go and tell your
iend that you oan't pay, give hitn your
no, promise him to do tho best you
in, and thon do it; and if you have
onty to spond, go and spend it with
m. Show him that you approoiato
s kindness and help. D.d you evor
op to think that that friond did not
ivo to go your soourity, did not have
sell you thoc., goods on a credit?
ou wcro the party boing benefitted,
iu wero tho beggar when you wanted
oso favors. Mow you havo turned
ur nark upon him, and liko a sneak* i
g our, dodgo him and say ugly things
out him. Aro you not ashamed of
ur wicked soil? Somo who read this
II bo guilty, and wo aro fearful you i
11 not profit by what you road. If i
u don't, you arc a dishonest man or <
man, and you would say tho samo of >
y ono else who would thus troai you. 1
When arc you goiug to straighten up? <
iu must do it this side of doath, for <
a grave shuts iff all opportunities. 1
wo go to tho judgment crooked and
ihoncst, wo will havo to wear that 1
b tnrough tho stnrohtng fires of t
rniiy. As Josh B llings would say, t
idvioo is liko castor oil, oa y to give, ?
t hard to lake." For you own good, t
d, Sis, you had bottor tako it. i
old Trutu. i
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'Tli i i. i - - ?nTHE
COTTOH CEOPT~
Bom? Improvement in all Bat Two of
the States.
With the ocourreme of 'ain whore
drought previously prevailed, cxocpt io
Teonoflfoo and Arkansas, where it oontinuoB
dry. and with generally dry.
weathei whore heretoforo there ha*
boon an esc as of prooipitation, there
has been a decided improvement in the
oondition of cotton during the past
week. Picking haa begun io Texas,
and bolls are beginning to open io certain
looalities throughout the Atlantio
SUtea. As compared with reports of
previous years, there is loss shedding
tban usual, bat the pleats are smaller.
Ovor tho eeatral portion of the bolt
tho cot ton crop is exceptionally promising.
If ootlon oontinuos to improve,
during the eritioal month of August,
or oven holds ita prosont condition, tho
yield will bo equal to or abovo tho
avoraKe, over tho whole belt.
In North Carolina, very favorablo
woather conditions prevailed generally
throughout tho State. Tho influonoe of
the hot, dry woather was immediately
apparent in tho improvod condition of
cotton, ospcoiaUp where it had reooived
good cultivation; laying by ootton is
under way. la somo places cotton has
too much weed, in orthors it is very
email, and generally it is not fru'ting
very rapidly; in somo northern oouoiics
it is only just beginning to blocm, tho
bolls do not seom to be maturing very
well; oouiplaints of lioo on oottou aro
very fow.
la South Carolina, ootton imrrovod
steadily th.oaghcut tho State, and in
most places is fruiting well, ospcoially
on stiff, clayey or red lards, while on
whi o or sandy lands the improvement
is )e.?s prouonocfid. Most ootton re
mains small and late, but is groon a jd
growing. Somo fiolds are still grassy.
Ltoo aro reported from a tew localities,
bat havo done no great darnago. Cater
pillars infest ootton in O aogeburg
county. Open bolls aro reported from
Hampton county. Sea island is in good
condition, with tho exooption of blight
in spots. Laying by ootton is noaring
completion.
In Geargit, tho woather of tho past
week was goucrally favorable to growing
crops, although partial drought prevails
over limited areas in tbo southern
portions of tho Stato. In tho niaj ority
of the oonnlies tho rainfall was suf
fioient for present needs, lloports on
tho ootton orop aro of a more oncourag
ing character than for some timo past.
In a few southern sootions iho orop is
suffering for moisture and is scalded,
wilted, and blooming at tho top from
tho ? ff.ots of tho drought. Klsewhoro
tho p ants havo taken on a vigorous
growth and aro fruiting and boiling
heavily. Somo bolls aie opening in
early fields.
In F;orida. rainfall has been genor
ally l eal ovor norther and central
portions. The distribution was uioro
general in tho northern and over por
tions of the western d.strict. Iu seeiionn
<">f Snw?r?n - *?
- ? - r / . ?
with the HoasonB. A few aomplamts
of Bhedding are reocivod, and in some
sections it iH blooming to tho top. Cot
Ion has begun to opon rapidly in tho
south and eouthwost, and eomo picking
ha-t been dono in thotio sections. Tho
:oru orop in Texas is about mads, and
;X septing tho lato planted, was not
oon> tiled by tho rooont rains.
In Arkansa", tho toinperaturn cininuos
high. Losal showers ccourrod
hroughout tho R ate, but as a tulo
hey wcro of very httlo benefit to corn
md cotton. Cotton is being injured by
he dry weather. In most sections it
a blooming at tho top and nquaroa fallng
ell, aau tho plant in very out all.
\ i
w?*-fxivv v UUVJ uv AO&U 11HD
fallen during the last four week;: ad
j )ining scstions report ample precipitalion
(Jo I ton advaaoed during the week,
alth< ugh there is oomplaut of ruit and
sheddmg where precipitation w.m ex
o.'ssivo. It i9 bi-iog well cultivated.
In Alabama, conditions were gjner
11/ favoravle, except in northern
counties where hot aui dty weather pre
vailol; in middle and southern counties
showcis fell on severs^ iays, be n'
copious in some plaooe.Wid rather ox
-tOiives in extreme southwestern coun
t.09, particularly so at Mobile. A gou
oral rain would bo beneficial. Cotton
is ole&Q and generally healthy, and,
while small, is now m&kiDg good
growth and fruiiing sati.sfaotorh;
there are a few scattered r< ports cf
rust, mostly in southern oounties; some
cHton continues to die from ' black
root" or ''root rot" in southeast portions
of the State, but damage from
the oautes is or a local nature as yet.
In Mississippi, except in the northern
portion of tho State, the week was
quite favorable for all crops. Whero
goods rains have fallen cotton has mado
a very rapid growth and is fruiiing
well. A little snedding isreportod from
some sections. In the northern counties
lowland cotton is doing fairly well, but
on uplands it continues to show the
ill effects of dry weather by blooming
to the top.
Iu Louisiana, plentiful showers and
reasonable tcuopoiaturce havo prevailed
generally throughout the Stale during
the week just ended. In many places,
especially in tho southern ptrishes,
moro rain foil than was noeded, and
! moro, iu faot, than is good for tho
staple crops whero tho land is not well
drained. Cotton is roported doing well
in all scotions, except in a few in
stances whero tho rainfall was exoes
rive. Old cotton shows singns cf a second
growth, which it is thought will
causo some shedding, but tho increased
a:z3 of the stalk, it is anticipated, will
compensate for an/ loss from that
CAM*/*- Vfllincr ftAlUn ?a mabinn
? o ?v.vv? 10 HUUU
;nd rapid growth and fruiting nioely.
In Tonnessoo, tho disastrous t'roughl
which was prevailing over tho greater
portion of tho Siato at the last report
ho oontinucd during the past week
with iroreased intensity, except in two
rr threo oountios in tho oastorn portion,
whero good local rains brought ro
lief. Generally, however, conditions are
fast approohing the serious stage?and
this is cspcoially true as to tho western
division, and portions of tho middlo
division?whero tho later oropa that
havo, up to tnc last week, boon holding
up fairly well, arc now beginning to
show signs of rapid deterioration, ana
unless reliof comes very soon they will
provo entire failures. Cotton, which
has stood tho drought fairly woll, and
although small, has been fruiting satisfactorily,
is notj beginning to shed its
forms.
In Texas, tho woathcr conditions during
tho past wcok havo te:n generally
favoiublo to all agricultural interests.
The long oontinuod drought has heon
cither partially or completely broken in
portions of the Stale. A great many
localities still need moioiuro, hut even
whore no rain ocourrod tho prevailing
cloudy and damp conditions havo afforded
at loast temporary relief. The
outlook for ootton is improVed, although
reports from distrio s where tho rainfall
was insufficient iodioato that many
fields arc still in a precarious oondition.
This orop, even under tho most i'avornblo
omditions, is below tho avorage,
hut it is fruiting well, and whore auf
fioioct rain foil is raniilv <r ??
? II
Id Oklahoma and Indian Territory,
heavy raiaa occurred mo'.tly over the
ootton belt, aad as a oooeeqaonoe the
orop is now in fair condition and looking
muoh hotter, especially so over the
Indian Territory and the southern of
Otlahouii oouotiesINTERNAL
REVENUEAnnual
Report Showing Receipts from
All Sourcss
The aanutl preliminary report of
Commission- r of Internal Itovenuo
Yorkes for tho fiscal year end >d .Juno
30, 1001, shows that receipts from all
Bourooi of intoroal rivnui fcr the
year aggregated $300,071,000 an inoreaso
of $11,555 501 over tho receipts
for the fisoal year ended .Juno 30, 10JO.
Tho expenses of the buroau for tho
fiscal year will approximate $1,737,102
and tho pcroontago of oost of collection,
predicted on tlico figures will bo 1 55
a redaction of 03 in tho percentage of
oust of collection as oompar d with tho
preoeding tlroal year, whou the poroontago
of oost was 1.58
Koooipts wero in part as fellows:
Spirits $110,027 073; tob?oi), $62,918
997;907 f< r ueaieO iiq tors, $75,600,907;
sohedulos A acd 11 (proprietary
and documentary stamps), $39,241,036.
1 he quanlios of distilled spirits, (o
baoeo, oigtrs, oigarottos, etc., on whioh
tax was paid during tho iast fiscal year
are as follows: Spirits distilled frim
materials other than fruit gallons, 09,- |
267,732, incroaso, 5,766,802.
Fermented liquors, panels, 40.517,078
increase 11.86,220. Cigara weighing
more rhan three pounds per 1,000 ou Tiber
5,770 034 369, inoreaso 454 660,808
o'gsrs weighing not more than three
pounds per 1 000 number 684,504 050,
inoreaso 70 670,230 Cigarettes weighing
not more thr.'o pounds per 1.000,
number 2,271 626, decrease 363.828,767;
cigarettes weighing nor? thao
three pounds per 1 000 numhei 5 447,102.
inoreaso 998.800. Scuff, o iuUs,
16,601,844, inoroasa 1,774 426. Tobacoo.
ohowing and smoking, pounds,
294 101,715, increase 15,124,680.
Collection in southern States: A!a
hnma $573,254; Florida $804 708;
Georgia $024,370; Kintuoky $25,181,305;
Louisiana and Mississippi
$2,399,081; Maryland, Delaware, District
of Columbia anl two counties
of Virginia $9,630 133 Ntr.h Carolina
$7,126,740; South Carolina $310,590;
ToDnosaeo, $2,406,180; Virginia $5,623,608.
To Die.
It is to bid the warning world good night,
To say good morning in brighter sphere;
To pass from darkaetss into eternal light,
To shed no more the buruing, bitter tear.
It is to hear no musio or lull at play,
To feel no touoh of e'en a loving hand;
To know no longer weavy night or day,
To go with gladness to the hotter lAnd.
It is to tako no kiss that love may give,
To need no bread that yet this life may be;
To sink into the grave and still to live.
To lie in silence and a mystery.
It is to have our ta'ents counted o'er,
To garner all that we have ever sowed:
To reach at last the solemn Hopeful hour,
o cast aside for o'er life's heavy load.
It is to leave the tlowers, the birds, the tro.-s.
To behold no more land or aea, or sky;
To listen (o no ouund of voice or biceze,
To answer to no call, or morn or cry.
It is to look no more on gold or dross,
To rest beyond all hope or fear or pain;
To welcome the crown and blest the cress:
To lose all ties of earth and yet to gain.
It is to close the eyes in deepest deep.
t Uatn of t'ollnrn.
A wholesale city house making collars
has adopted a novel plan to increase
sales on Its goods. These
manufacturers have retail agencies in
first and aecond-class cities throughout
the United States, through which
their brands are marketed. The consumer
pays $1.50 /or 0110 dozen collars
in a box, and 35 cents additional
for an "exchange ticket." The customer
returns tile dozen collars soiled
with the ticket to any dealer who
acts us agent for the producers, and
gets u dozeu new collars of any style
desired, in exchange, by the payment
of 35 cents on every dozen. If the
original box is not returned live cents
extra is charged the purchaser. The
linn relatinders the eollam and puts
the in iu regular stock again and
again, until wear shows.?N. V. Herald.
Creoy Son p.
"Scrape some nice red carrots and
boil them in well flavored broth till
tender enough to press through a
sieve. Mix enough broth with this
puree to make it rather thinner than
the soup should be when finished, in
a small saucepan dissolve an ounce of
butter, stir into it an ounce of flour,
when blended mid half u pint to the
soup; stir till it is well boiled? tlmn
use it for thickening the sotip, which
also should be hot. Stir together till
it boils op; tub! pepper and salt if
required. Sliould tiny fat be on the
surface draw the pan to the side of
the tire, let it cool a little, tilt t he
pan toward you and skim it ofT. Servo
with bread that, has been dried in the
oven till light brown and cut into
small dice.? Washington Star.
IikIImii llo?|ii tnl It y.
JIow to stop the Indians of the
South Dakota reservations from eating
eaeh other's food is an amusing
but perplexing problem with which
the indbin bureau is now denling. It
is nil unwritten law of Indian hospitality
that a guest may stay as long
as lie likes, and that as long as the
guest remains the host must provide
the food. It has liecome the custom
among the Sioux, who have a feast
with their two-weeks' ration as soon
'as they receive It from the government,
to go to the more provident Indians
and live on them until all their
food 1s gone.?Indianapolis News.
I'll it I n li eil for < mine.
Church ? I understand the jury
stood eleven to one in favor of acquittal
at first?
Gotham?That's right; we did.
"Well, how in the world did the
11 ever come around to think as the
one man?"
"Well, you see, the fellow who was
alone for conviction knew the prisoner
pretty well, and he told us that
the fellow bad a lot of interestir?i?
children, and be wan forever tolling
stories about their marvelous sayings,
so we thought It wouldn't hurt to
look him up fur a few weeks."?Yonkers
Statesman.
hforjr of Colin,
it poor widow In Koethen hna been i
put In a quandary by a generous
donor. Me used to be a coflin manufacturer,
and when he broke tip hie 1
business he made her n present of a 1
beautiful coflin. It was delivered, but
the neighbors of the widow In the
tenement house object to Its presence.
Now she will have to move,
snd she is short of funds. Nobody
wants to buy the coflin, as the coflin '
manufacturer spoiled the market ,
when he sold his goods at auction.
The donor refuses to take his jfift '
back.?Wiener Tagehiatt.
ik Slt't Ways*
To a Chinaman the idea thai a
judge should take bribes seems as
natural us that a duck should ffcike
to the water. And yet the Chinuuian
will not, unless he knows he is on the
right track, brutally push his bribe
under the judge's nose. Either he or J
one of his countrymen will from the j
judge's urrivul have rendered him
good service. Does the judge want
a gardener or a cook? Ah Sin soon
provides nn excellent one who never
usks for his wages. Have some visitors
arrived at the alculdia? Ah
Sin sends in a dozen chickens, a turkey
and the best fruits, is it the
judge's name day? The wily Celestial
nresents n few eases nf win* nml
boxe? of fine cigars. Is tho roof of
the ulcaldia leaking? A couple of
Chinese carpenters will set It right
without sending in a bill for It. Then,
having prepared the way, should Ah
Sin be summoned before the alcalde,
he may confidently hope that his
patron will not hurriedly give judgment
against him, and that he will
probably get a full opportunity to
present substantial reasons why the
suit should be decided in his favor ?
"Inhabitants of the Philippines."
Klialng (Jurrn Victoria.
Apropos of presentations is un anecdote
illustrating the queen's tact
end kindness. An American debutante,
who was both young und pretty, in
making her court curtsey committed
the error of kissing the queen. Instantly
realizing her blunder, the ,
poor girl nearly fainted, and hurried
home in a most distressed state of
mind. Next day the American minister
was asked by her parents to i
present her apologies through the
proper channels. Simultaneously there i
reached the legation a note for our
minister from her majesty's secretary
stating that, comprehending the
young American's embarrassment, ]
Victoria sent her nn invitation to a
state dinner. Needless to say that
this kindness not only sileneed ad- i
verse criticism but gave our fair
countrywoman an open sesame to tho
London season.?Anglo-American.
Idrnli.
Still they regarded the Armless ?
Wonder distrustfully.
"The money ull parsed through your |
hands!" they insisted.
"Ah, yes," rejoined he. "But don't i
you see that I should have been false ]
to my professional ideals had I per- i
initted nuy of it to stick to my fin- i
gers?" ;
Hereupon, with these high aasur- |
aiices, they were content; all except
the Circassian Princess, who had been 1
reared upon n New England farm and i
had accordingly but an inadequate <
conception of genuine devotcdness to ]
art.?Detroit Journal. <
1
Arn?u nncl It* Compnnljui. '
Since the discovery of that new eon- i
atituent of the atmosphere, argon, a i
few years ago, four other previously j
unknown gases have been found, and
Prof, Ratnsay recently gave an account
of their properties before the
Royal society. They arc helium, neon, i
| krypton and xenon. Of these, xenon ]
is the heaviest and helium the light- i
est. In the vacuum tube they are i
very beautiful, neon being extremely ?
brilliant and of an orange-pink hue, i
whily krypton is pale violet and xenon 1
sky-blue.? Youth's Companion. 1
'The MarriiiKe Knot" In !*ot m Myth. f
How few of those that talk of the J
"mnrriage knot" realize that the knot ]
was over anything more than a mere )
tiguro of speech. Among the Baby- t
lonians, tying the knot was part of the t
marriage ceremony. There the priest t
took a thread of the garment of the J
bride and another from that of the
bridegroom, and tied them into a knot,
which he gave to the bride, thus symbolizing
the binding nature of the t
union which now existed between her- j
self and her husband.? N. Y. Herald, i
Potato Illdcutt.
Boil, peel and mash fine one quart ,
of potatoes: rub them into one quart j,
of sifted flour and one teaspoonful of a
snlt; work in one teaoupful of lard, ^
then add enough sweet milk to make t
a moderately stiff dough; roll out to i
a quarter of an inch thick, cut into *]
cakes and bake in a quick oven, t
Sprinkling sugar over the top is to
many palates an improvement.?People's
Home Journal.
c
Ilonent l.abnr. ],
"Look at those, these, them!" said ](
Weary Wat kins, proudly showing two v
dollars. jj
"I hope you ain't been working!" 8
exclaimed his friend and partner, e
Hungry lliggins. ?
"No, not 'xackly; been posin' as a t
horrible example."
"Temperance spieler?" -t
"Naw. Soap fakir."?Tndlnnnnr?H? ?
Presn.
l.onoo in r.
When small Hobby had worn his n
first pair of trousers for half an lioui j,
ho went to his mother and begged tc j.
have on his Kilt again.
"What for?" she asked. t
"Heeause," replied Hobby, "I feel sc
lonesome in pants." Lcwiston Jour- B
nal. ?
o
The I mini Sonrcr,
Assistant Kditor on London Cotnic
Paper?Isn't this joke rather far
fetched? j,
Kditor in Chief?Well, nit her. The B
postal service brought if clear across j,
the ocean in a Yankee paper. Somer- jj
ville Journal.
if
Anlurnlly. ^
Hicks See that woman there? She j,
is a clairvoyant; travels all over the
country giving scoanees.
It'oks A circulating medium, 1 suppose.?Judge.
tv
n
tlrnlnl l>i Mpcpnin
Envy is the dyspepsia of the mind, na
?Chicago Daily News. w
A Hrmnrknblr Invalid.
A St. Petersburg correspondent
says an invalid who has reached the
remarkable age of 140 years is nowlying
in the hospital of Tomsk, lie ft
still rmh?Tnti?fa Poll 11 ?
. J I.. (111*1 AI
talks of 11(lvinp buried his wife 100
years npo and his son i?0 years l>aek. tj
His record was n* ??rl\ approached by ^
n (leorpfnn, who died a few days apo
in Tiilis at the ape of 128 years.?
Tit-Hits.
Cliniiep for a tncntlon. Ill
"I fear," said the physician to KnI?eck,
as he came from the sick room-. u:
"that your wife's mind is entirely c<
polic."
"Well," replied the other half, with
a siph of aeeniliip relief, "I'm not at
nil surprised. She has been givinp me *s
n piece of it daily ever since we were
married."- Chicago Daily News. _Vj
The Auilnhlc W Ife. f"
lie hn?i a fearful head the next
morninp, and his conscience smote i
hint likewise. I
"John," remarked his wife, meekly, ,
'I want to apologize for a lie 1 told last
light when you left. I said: 'You'll )j[
he home soon, Johu,'and you weren't." ?*
?Philadelphia Times.
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m?MAN UNiVKUmiY,
A. P. Montague, Ph. D, L. L. D., - - President. H9
Two ooursee are offered leading to the degree of Bachblob or Aets (B. A.) and
Wastkr or Art* (M. A.).Library and Reading-Itoorn. Physical. Chemical and Biological
Laboratories. Judsor-All-mm Hall, containing Auditorium ahd Socirty Halls.
mat completed aad furnished at a coat of twenty Ihouaand dollars. Nsw Foarr Roou
Dormitory Expenses reduced to a minimum by the Mess system. Catalogue and
:iroularsof information on request. Address Dr A. P. Montague
For rooms apply to Prof. H T. Cook, Greenville, 8. C.
Greenville, 8. C.
- - - ? ? - ? mm - m.m.m m,m.m in. ?
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Presbyterian College of Sooth Carolina.
Next Session opens Sept. 2*1, 1901. Special rata to boarding student*. Limited
number can be accommodated in Dormitory, $100.10 will pa* for boa d, room-rent
matriculation, and tuition, for Collegiate year. Fife professors and one instruotor
in faculty. Moral influences good. Courses of study leading to degrees of B. A. and
M. A. Fine Commercial Course. Write for catalogue or information of any kind to
A. F. Bl'KSCER, Clinton, 8. C.
A Valuable Klad. | n\Kifmr^
Information received at Covclo, in ^ **
Mendocino county, Cal., from Caspar, , co*,ctsnt cer p
a seacoast town and post, 35 miles v
away, gives the particulars of a vul- STtNosBAPHt*
liable find of uiiibergris afloat, discov- C \j \
ered by a lumber steamer on her re- ? Y .A R,
turn from Skngway, Alaska. The gLjOVw-"*A /
na.no of the vessel Is not given. A \l ImL I
small lump of dirty, gray, greasy #?*iNtss NANActsKjfK )\ ?/!> /^* j
stuff was picked up by the crew six *p*T,"ut'?cT*"
weeks ugo after discharging a cargo - ?V ''amjlY yAflflr
of lumber at an Alaskan port. The <r?#> wbajw
lump weighed about 75 pounds, and XT1 J'
when taken on board was found to be ? \ w- jM
pure ambergris, more valuable than ? V^1
gold and worth $27,275. Ambergris M
is supposed to be a substance formed i
by a disease of the stomach or the i
gull ducts of the sperm whale. It is YoSl They're Wanted.
ejected by the animal and floats upon
the water or is cast upon the shore Bumums activity create* a demand far
and burled in the sand. It is used to Duaine?a experts, and those who hold diploflx
valuable perfumes, and for that roaa from our college are business experts,
reason us well as for lt? rarity and They hsve little trouble finding pltoea, and
the diflieulty of encountering it Its no trouble keeping them. Sjch diplomas
price ordinarllj' ranges from $370 to *re guir?lees time**. It* not guess$400
a pound. Gold is worth about wo,k'. ?d ,he P???bility of dissppointten
dollars an ounce and $256 a pound j"?}? * *"""*
1 tee from us to your anility,
avoirdupois. Kansas City Call. For full infjrmall0ai hend now tothe
The raitoi lltrd. Columbia Business College,
The most entertuining resident of COLUMBIA 8 C
tho xoo's birdhouse is a "pastor" bird
from New Zealand. This bird has a W. H. NEWBERRY, President.
dark-green plumage, relieved by a ????? ????
white feather growth at the throat SHERIDAN
greatly resembling a cravat, and
with Its sedate appearance very ' OUCllCrs ^ K'CIICy 9
naturally suggest, its name. But ap- Greenwood. 8. C.
DP a run ops nrp dppnii fni */\? ??? ' ?
has a song that seems to combine the DEPARTMENTS
musical features of a minstrel troupe. Teachu's Aobxcy? We supply schools.
It whistles a couple of nute-like bars, colleges, and famines with teaoaers, without
fives utterance to a metallic speech charge. We aid competent teachers in sethat
sounds very much lil-e a tarn- curing positions. Taose wishiog teachers
bourine, and winds up by manipulat- an<t teachers wishing positions should write
[ng Its beak in a manner suggestive us once.
of a bones solo. After each musical f,, PNITUBK beaks, Maps, Charts,
performance the bird will do a couple G1?b"-&< , at lowest prices We are Gen'
., eral Agents for iargesi factory in U. 13. Local
of Jig steps on the perch to further Agents wanfd. Everything strictly firstbelie
Its sanctimonious appearance. ciaaf.
Tho pastor likes to be noticed, and fccuooL ash Colikuk Books by mail at
will go through its little act as long publishers prices?new anu secondha 4.
is an audience is on hand.?Philadel- We take old books in exchange for new or
phia Record. secondbanded ones, saving half the oost
to jou. We a'so supply books recently
A I'alr of RansKRy Kites. adopiedbythest.tr.
Two kites which were the leading J,VJ^8AVK YOU TROUBLE AND
members of a flight of five sent up M0NLV' F* M. dheridan, Mgr.
ast summer from the roval aeronaut- """""
North Greenville High School.
dragging n long wire which touched nnPRVrr r p u r
:lio ground and extended two miles llUt.lt ,
jehind thern, fled before the wind al- Xh h> ch and beauiifally located,
most 100 miles before they were MounUiu Sceuerj; Good Water; Military
wrought down to the earth. Ihe re- feature, uader auspices of Citadel graduate,
list a nee of the wire trailing over the Students from eight counties,
and sufficed to keep the kites promer- .... . .
v presented to the wind, and their No U?h ,tcho?l \ mo" thorcofeh
. , . . .. . course. Diplomas awerde i toaraduvtee. ?ue^^|
lasted through an en- hundied alud lir ^B
night; When the kites on 8flp9awardpd annually. V
heir remarknble break for liberty ~ ^
bey were at a height of more than a m0Dth-to
l'/t miles.?Youth's Companion. * * year.
An illustrated Catalogue will tell you all.
Hrnre Tommy Atklni. Buason ipens t eptcmOer 12 1901.
Let it not be forgotten, however, Come to Greenville and telephone to 1 igerhat
the "exqyisitc humor" displayed
n tho name Tommy Atkins belongs ??????
miier lo the war offlce than to the TUT YOUNG BLOOD
mblic. That institution used to issue 1 u 1 t/uiiuui.uuu
ittlo pocket manuals, in which each . Miinpn nnK/IDAMV
loldiev'a name, age, date of enlistment, LUMPLn UUIVlr AN I
enifth of service, etc., were entered,
knd the method of filling 'n the form AUGUSTA. <sr\.
vas explained by the use of a hypo- ()m(.B ANJ) WoBKa> SoBT1I AroiTgTA 8. C.
hetlcal name, not John I)oe of the
egal profession, but?Thomas Atkins. DOORS, SAtill, BLINDS AND BUILDER'S
The books were first so called, and HARDWARE
hen the soldiers.?Acndemy.
_ FLOORING, F1DING, CEILING and INOreat
Llttl. .Men. BIDE FINISHING LUMBER IN
The Instances are certainly numer- njoon A DIHB
itis In which the most successful GEORGIA rINE? eaders
in the field have been far be- Ap Correspondenoa given prompt atten
ow the averages both in height and
eeight. Why, the "Little Corporal" tion. July 2?ly
ilmself would never have become a _ - _
oldicr mavbe if his fate had dependd
on one of these war office boards, .. Klderly Kln?.
nd it is a question whether the na- With one excepthm, never since Tigion
would now have been honoring bert the first king of England
Little Bobs." It all seems so funny, came to the throne has a successor
he craze for bigness. ? Army and ascended it who exceeded, or even
lavy Qaxette. approached, the p esent king in
years. The Saxon and Danish soverIIim
snlnry Inadequate. eigns had short reigns, and for the
"I should like a slight increase in most part died young. Even Alfred
ay salary," remarked the sad-look- the Great, who made England and
ag young bookkeeper. "I have a ruled for 30 years, was only 52 at his
irgc family to support." death. The very first of our mon"Why,
you've only been married archs to attain the nge of three-score
wo years," said his employer. and ten was our first great queen,!
"I know that," was the reply, "hut Elizabeth, and she was 26 when shej
onp oi iiiv wue 8 people nave done came to the throne. All the house]
nytliing since."?Philadelphia Roc- of Hanover, of whom the present]
rd. * king is the seventh, have been long
lived, George I., who died at G7, being
industry. the youngest. William IV. did not
"That young man is one of the most succeed his brother until he was 65,
idustrious people In the establish- and he was older than the king by
nent.," remarked the proprietor. "I six years. George IV. was a trifle
iever see him when he is not working younger when he cnine to the throne,
ard." ?London Chronicle.
"Yes," answered the manager, "ne
? always in n hurry to get through so "W hat Prehistoric Men Ate.
int he can play golf."?Washington Our modern microscope has been
tflr* looking back some 5,000 years and
Taking So Chance*. examining the food of our savage anPractical
Father?Has that young cestors when they were but little
lan who wants to murry you any above the beasts whose bones we find
loney? * mixed with theirs. Charters White,
Romantic Miss?Money! lie gave ot the Royal Odontologieal Society
ic a cluster diamond ring studded *' Great Ilrltain, has recently placed
rlth pearls. under his microscope, teeth taken
"Yes, I know. Has he any money from human skulls dating back to
ift?"?St. Louis Republic. the Btoue age. and earafully exam- ^
ined the tartar on tliem after it had
r?nnda'i Wild linffnlo. been dissolved in a weak acid. hopCanada
still has a herd of wild buf- Ing to find traces of the food that
ilo. Traces of the existence of the they hud masticated. He was ennitnals
were found in the woods at tirely successful, and found com
?e west of Sluvc river. It was ascer- husk particles, hairs from the outlined
that the bullalo was being side of husks, spiral vessels from
icrcilcssly hunted and destroyed by vegetables, pnrlicles of slarch, point
le Indians.?Indianapolis News. of a fish tooth, oval cells from fruits,
barbelcts of down, portions of wool,
altar Tendencies. an(l pieces of quart/, and flint.?-Sci"Do
you feel nervous after you havg enca.
ad your dinner?"
"No; but I'm sometime* nervous Bvcvy Maa His ows rwt Ms|?, I
ntII I know where niv dinner is in v i 1- 1 - "
? -- 1UUI imiiua llliu M1UIS Will niUKe]
>ine from."?Chicago Record-Herald. pood substitutes for a foot-rule or a|
tape measure. The first linger is usujndici"K
t?y the other*. ajj^ four inches long, two inches from
I he \Vife Hie new cook is very tall, tjie ^nuc^ie fQ the next joint, and two
n t she.' ^ inches more to the tip. From the tip
'1 lie Husband?\ es; hut it isn t like- Qf middle linger to the elbow is 1
' sin- II Ntay I""" 1 opica. about 16 inches on un areruge, and the
distance from finger tip to finger tip
/r) ~ ?of the outstretched bonds Is about si*
( .i/rt+if JdIkO 1 I *''et- Individuals rary in these re^
QS ^ '*IK spccts. Hut if once for all you ineas
SnciNc^^iiR^iiioT^. urc the exact length of your finger,
SCHOOL" SHORTHAND your arm, your outstretched hands
iciual Business}? s-A/r^t/vr^Yiji nn,! y?ur #oot or boot- y?" vsil1 b*v?
Cheap Board ^situations sccu.,tp. j ^'"an^t^measurcs always with you.