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Thirty Years
THE LAWYER.
Wert* you ovor in a ecurt room?
When a trial was goiritf on;
The juilges sitting on the U-nch,
And tht' jury had been drawn.
The prisoner seated in the dock.
Under the watchful sheriffs eye;
The clerk is writing at his desk,
And the bailiffs .standing hy.
When up jumps a fussy lawyer.
May it please Your Honor, says he,
1 am*the attorney in this ease.
And must try and earn my f«*e.
fall the witnesses, Mr. Sheriff.
And I’ll find out what they know.
Jf they do not testify as I wish
Well! I’ll have to make it so.
The first, an old man of gentle mein.
And of noble character as plainly
seen;
An open countenance as noon-day sun
And known as honest by every one.
His statement is twisted and turned
a’wry,
And the lawyer gloats on his own-
made lie.
The old man’s character is torn in
shreds.
Till score he dare lift up his head.
The next, a pretty maiden fair,
Of pure and modest face,
Is put upon the torture rack
In the poor old gentleman’s place.
Her words, like his, are miscon-
strutted.
And so twisted and misplaced.
That the tears course down her whit
ened cheeks.
To think she’d been so disgraced.
So on it goes throughout the list
Of the witnesses to be heard.
The lawyer makes them all out liars,
And they dare not say a word.
And says he, gentlemen of the jury,
All these witnesses lied like fury;
So take the case, and remember me—
1 also lied, but I earned my fee.
chorus:
Everybody lies but the lawyer;
Not only me, but you.
Everybody lies but the lawyer
But he’s the worst of the crew.
Uncle Ned.
C H11 cJ r • r» Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTOR I A
ITEMS FROM BELLS.
Bells. Oct. 2. Mr. and Mrs.
B. F.
JONESVILLE NEWS.
Jonesville, Oct. 4. Special: We
are glad to say that our roads have
been worked from Sniders on down
to Salkehatchie depot. Mr. Nettles,
who was in charge of this work,
fur lud over ag«>od job to the County.
We had the pleasure of seeing our
supervisor out in this country the
other day much improved, and we
hope his health will soon be restored
to him again.
Your correspondent] was a visitor
to the closing exercises of the school
taught by Miss Sue Hanes, and see
ing in the columns of your paper of
the beautiful description of these
exercises, your correspondent wishes
to say that he was very much pleased
to see what an active part was taken
by the patrons and much more by
young ladies and men and the
smaller children, in reciting their
pieces as the teacher would call them
up. The crowd was so large that
they did not have hiuse room, and
owing to the inclemency of the
weather a greater portion of the
visitors were compelled to stay until
morning. The hospitality extended
to them by Mr. and Mrs. Nettles
made all the visitors feel at home.
We an glad to say that Miss Haines
deserves much credit in taking so
much interest in her scholars. At
these exercises everybody drank so
much lemonade and ate so much
cake that we think that all had a
good time.
There was an Jice cream festival
give at our church, Green
Chapel, a short time ago, for the
purpose of raising money to pay on
our church organ. A large crowd
was in attendance and a good sum
was raised. Revs Penny and Rhode
have just closed a meeting, and we
believe a great deal of good was
done. W’e hope soon to have Bro.
Penny back to give us another week’s
meeting.
Hon. W. C. Brant was down last
week doing some work in'connecting
ADVERTISING ADAGES.
Although some of the more critical
minded among the sons of Adam
may not subscribe to all the proi*osi-
tions laid down in the following Ad
vertising Adages contributed by
Tudor Jenks to Advertising and Sel
ling they are nevertheless so smart
and thought provoking as to merit
the News’ hearty pass-them-along
compliment:
Advertise first then theorize.
Advertising never takes a day off.
Sweet are the uses of advertising.
No day without an advertisement.
The path of the purse is publicity.
Don’t let the public guess: tell them.
Advertise today, and sell tomor
row.
No man buys what he never heard
of.
Trust in Providence, and printer’s
ink.
Poor advertisements are better
than none.
Advertising that costs nothing is
worth it.
If ashamed of your business, keep
it dark.
There is nothing so “lucky” as ad
vertising.
Plant advertisements that sales
may grow.
Tibet doesn’t advertise; but this is
America.
You know of P. T. Barnum?
Queer, isn’t it?
Honesty is the best policy—with
advertising.
If your business is honest, why
make it a secret?
The best advertising is the cheap
est in the end.
Flowers may blush unseen—you
must advertise.
You know what is advertised and
so do others.
If you don’t advertise your busi
ness the sheriff may.
Fishing without bait is business
without advertising.
The Weary Way.
Daily Becoming Less Weari
some to Many in Wal-
terboro.
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There are no if* and anils ahoot
our guarantee, and no rebate
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A CHANCE WAS ALL-
One of the Walterboro lawyers;
while talking to an old farmer of
our neighborhood said: “The con
ductor on this Walterboro branch
of A. C. L. railroad make more
money than three lawyer in Waiter-
boro.” The old gentleman looked
at him earnestly and said: “Y’es-er,
hut it is because they handle more.”
“Unity.”
Griffin and two little daughters, Alma a boiler to an engine for T. S.
and Edna of Bells, visited relatives Haines. We were very glad to have
at Williams a few Sundays ago. ! Mr. Brant with us and to go to our
We are sorry to relate the illness meeting,
of L. G. Ulmer, but hope he will. We are glatl to state -thdlL T. S.
soon recover. h ' Jones is much improved in health,
W. W. Ulmer and family visited after spending sometime at Mt.
Mr. and Mrs. A. T. Jones a few days Pleasant.
j M. J. Jones, one of our prosper-
Mr. Robert£Black and wife of Ruf- ous farmers, has been working on
fin spent Sunday afternoon at the Combahee ffc- some time past.
home of L. G. Ulmer.
Mr. and >!rs. J. W. Patrick of
Williams visited relatives at Bells
last Sunday.
T. S. Haines.
Money Comm In Bunchei
to A A f'hiaholin, of Treadwnll, N. Y.
Misses Delia and l5ella Drawdy of S* r T 0 “, U ^ r ** din « :
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