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CASTOR IA
By CASPER S. YOST.
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In U«e For Over 30 Yonra.
Tit WlffS MOTHER-IN-LAW.—A
ghty Important Factor In' Making
Your Domestic Happireas — If Too
Play Tour Cards RiyKt SKe'll Prove a
Blessing You’ll Be Tkankful For.
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just tnv iKitne to lifai nn your tnotttar kua any cranky notions htuuor them.
to yn^ aal you past iv*i vet kit S!k-U have them, all right She’ll be a
a ooder for sure If sbe doesn't. Migbty
frw poo^de can t;ouu* down the homo-
ituHcb of,life withoutjdeveiopiapt a few
kiuka that try the .putieiKv .ot others,
fclveu your old daddy has them. Ves.
,1 hnvo. Why, I Ik;! if you could get
a:!'.* of these here radium yn )tographs
of :uy laent.'.l oroccse it would look
one of (ho.*? ‘.Vi/^lwly ,i u iiplus
you use to keep your sunshine from
• sr- .t'ng l«)os«*. That's riaht. my dear,
o don’t let Iter kinks bother you. You
: straltliteu them, and they won't
: i.o you any harm {f you let them alone,
lad her see. too. that her boy Is lu good
liands. That’s au Important |K>int. for
_«rs Ip regard to, her. In the sne-
pitoei yon Bpi^trYt forget that, fih
lag Vs '.uotbnP. she natiTnily thiyiia
\l| n befii. of Wia and may ?x* Jest a Ih-
k ”*t!e bit incnfib.1 to thd idea that o>»
girl is quite' 3 rv»d euouah for hla
Also you should bear in mind timi.
‘ like El!) Hu ltbV chum, ab- ’s “oldir
anl bad more ■pmerKW" ttiMir*.aui.
( No all yuu’ve got to do. little girr is
to rennoatkat these three points aud
' net accordingly. It ln< ks a whole lot
of being as easy to do it as to say l'
I’ll admit that. Bnt it’s worth the
price. The k>ve and good will and
he’;* of his mother are mighty i»re
ivopyr
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A i Cions possessions, ami you can’t go to j it’s something she’ll be most anxious
~ too mnrh trouble to get them and keen ! about, but It will be an easy Job for
them She can tie a friend to you line you. Katber It will be no Job at all,
unto no other friend except jour own | for I’m mighty certain be couldn’t b*
«B a fan car of utrawberrlea from
—uthnrn points are often from 9200 to
fBOQ, -while on a car ef southern
peaches tbs cost cf freight and refrig
eration and tbs high priced packages
that bare to be used run the cost up
above $900 on each car that comes Into
tbs sthte; $400 of this would be profit
or Increased income to the local
grower.
The local grower* can often seM di
rect to-consumer; there are no heavy
transportation or refrigerator charges
to pay, and these two items alone
often eat up over one-half to two-
thirds of the gross sales of fruit
brought from a distance, while the lo
cal grower saves lt.-J. H. Hale. Con
necticut, In American Cultivator.
KCZEMA mod PILE CORE.
ta saf-
FREE Knowing what it
far.* will givs JERK OF CHARGE
to nny-Mdietad a positive care far feoaa
me, 3alt Rheom, Erysipelas, Piles nod
s. Instant
Write F W
sn Avknns,
relief imn’t
WILLaoMS,
New York,
Planting Strawberries.
After plowing land deeply for the
fall planting of strawberries encourage
die germination of weed seeds by fre
quent cultivation so far as possible to
get rid of the trouble of weeds getting
ahead of the plants after they are net
out Cae barnyard manure freely if
the same can be bad free from weed
seeds, advises Southern Planter. In
order to insure this it should have
heated well and be partially rotted.
This may be supplemented with an ap
plication of a good fertilizer rick In
phosphoric add and potabh. oay 300 to
400 pounds of acid phosphate and 300
potinds of muriate of potash per acre.
The rows rosy be laid off three feet
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CASTOR IA
For Infanta and Gkildm.
Thi (M Yd Hail JUMP Bn{M
Bears the
Signature of
[Copyright. 1S07. by Caspar S. Yoat.l
Y DEAR LITTLE «IUL-I
don’t wonder that the cec»-
tng visit of WHltam’s mother
makes you a little bit nerv
ous It is an ordeal that nearly every
young wife looks forward to witb a
certain degree of apprehension. If net
dread. She feels that she ia going to he
held up for inspection; that herself and
her methods are about to be subjected
te a critical analysis by a stem and
prejudiced bousebokl martinet a pW-
lect paragon of domestic virtues. tHa
tea baa probably bfea extolled, qa the
originator and chief exponent of the
3ne art of running a home, the one wo
man who kbowa exactly bow to do
things. Of course she’s nervpas., Bufc
your dear little heart, there’s op
reason foi» ' - 1 < ' ,r *
gill's motb-
llke every
jktber man’s
pother. Is aliout
Wne-fourtb worn
an and three-
Ihurtht lmagt:ia-
tkm. Did you
Jttar notice' bow
Mg a teas looks
when he’s com
ing toward you
through a fog? .
You think It’a - ‘ . te
the boss giant at ^ fitif’s moOUr.
the circus until he gets up close, and
then you Bad It’s little BmitkkJna. j «u» make jost as good ones, and I
who weighs 110 pounds with his’ win- ■ know your mother can beat her hands
tpr overcoat oo. A man, no matter ' down. But don’t you let on. It wont
what his age. sees his mother through ! do to^ateper recklessly with bis
the mists of childhood and youth. | Meet*.' Walt till the comet aud a*k
his life ■MiHng' her to show you bow. That will
Gri mx* to Act tytUm. ,, ^
mother, and the time will often coBM
when you will thank beaven that
tHII’s ma ta by your ride, bolding y<fer
hand and helping you ever the rough
, places. '>
i I don’t doubt that be has bragged
about htr a good deal. He'd be a full*
ny son If be dida’t He's told peu
what a wonderful manager she la ated
how she can cook—tewp-a-mpaey. bow
she can cook! There never was any
body could make bhentts and mince
plea and doughnuts like Bill’s tea.
But don’t you let that worry you.
There’s Jnst as much Imagination
about ma’s plea as there la about ten
from hid viewpoint. There’s a halo
about her biscuit, too. but nobody can
It but Bill. I’m pretty sure you
and the suns of
through tpe-We envelop her In a radl-[ please Bill and tickle the old lady
anceAhftt to him ia pretty near divine. . half to death. If she isn’t any grout
There’s nothing wrong about that my | shakes as a cook. William will find it
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dear. On the contrary. It’s one of the
moot beautiful facts In creation. - But
when other people look at bis mother
they see just a common, ordinary little
woman, no better and no worse than
the average. You’ll find that to be the
case when Bill’s ma steps In. You
i*t be able to see any halo around
Too won’t be able to dis
cover her wonderful superiority to the
rest of womankind. Bill sees them, but
you will find that she baa tier faults
and her fallings like other people, and
her fallings are more likely to give you
trouble than her virtues. ,
The Wtfrfa MeSherriw-iaw. -
And that brings up a question that I
have pondered over pretty considerable
out for himself then, and coming In
that way It won't hurt him. He'll
Just think his mother Is losing her
grip, and he’ll be all the prouder of
you. « »
Housekeeping Is e Berinee. ’
On tbe other hand, if she Is really
way up In G In tbe kitchen drop your
cooking school methods like a hot flat
iron and get next to her system.. I
knew that you learned a goal deal
from your mother that the culinary
professor wasn’t a Me to get away from
yon. though tbe Lord knows she tried
hard enough, and to my notion there
Isn’t any woman on earth who can
come under the wire alongside your
mother when It comes to cooking. But
that Isn’t the point. The main business
in liefter bands. He’ll say so himself
If tie didn’t I’d be after him with
something large and heavy to throw.
.lust a minute how for the other ride.
A man's Uroe for his mother begins
at bis birth and lasts until his death.
It Is not tbe great consuming passion
of Ms Mfe. That Is rsssrssfl for the
other woman, who becomes his, wife.
But no matter how much greater bis
lore mgy h* for Ms, mate, It never
eclipses tbex etlHer affection for Ms
mother. Bide for aide they should
moro, the fen wad moon of Ma wor-
ship, to the «*i, ef c Me days. They
should, hot
Sometimes the
greeter love
waritoafli'teto
Yhet.$ter<
don’t
£
mcoon OWf&Oy
between the
wife and the
mother, ..and,
though tbe man
may be ‘ trite tb
his itlaglaace
to hie wife,
though ,be may
stand by. her
side and take
iSL'toii tS ^ *v" , ‘•**
always be tug
ging at hla heart No man can be hap
py under such clrcmnetaneea. No with
who krvw bar husband can be happy
when be Is unhappy. Don’t take say
such risks, Uttleglri. BUly’a ma should
be your friend. Make her your friend.
Keep her your friend. That’s all now.
Good by. honey. Your affectionate
father. JOHN 8NEBD.
P. S.—For heaven's sake, don’t let
BUI see this letter. J. S.
irfliu iiin biu unai
Couldn’t Taka a Joke.
1 met n poor old negro one day push
ing n wheelbarrow loaded with cook
ing wtenell* . and household effects.
Seeing me looking at him curiously, b»
shook his head and naiu.
. T can’t stand her no longer, txjae—f
jes' natch'ally can't stand her a$ •
longer.”
“What's tks matter, under I tot
qulred ' ‘ -• „ njl
.“Well, you see, boss, she ain't got no
ser.iM* of humor. She wont take a
Joke nohow. The other night 1 went
home, an’ l lieeu takln’ a little jes* to
wa’m ma heart, an’ I got to de fence
an’ tried to climb It. I got on de top,
an’ 1 couldn’t get one way or t’other."
Then a gem’en comes along, an’ I says.
•Would you mind givin’ me a poshT
He says, ’Which way do you want to
goT 1 says. ‘Either way—don’t make
no difference, jes’ so I git off de fence,
fo’ It’s powerful uncotnfable up yeroF
So be give me a posh an’ sent me error
to’a’d my ride.
"Then I went home, an’ I wanted
sumpin’ to eat. an’ my ole woman, she
wouldn’t git IL an* so. Jes’ fo’ a Jofcs—
da’s all. Jes* a Joke—1 hit ’er on da
bald. But. would you believe K, she
couldn’t take a Joke! She tu’n Broun',
as’ she sail Inteq ma, sir, suxnpfcr
ecap’kMis. • I couldn’t do nothin’, ’cauap-
I was feeftn’ kind o’ Weak Jew then,
an’ so 1 made up ma min’ 1 wasn't
go in’ to stay with ’er no nxf. Dte
mawnln’ she gone out washln*. an’ t
Jes’ move right out It's no use tryUT
to live with !s woman who can’t tohe-
a Joko.”—Now York Tribune. r \
■ Bow to Cure a Oeld. r*
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The qneetien of hew to enro a sold?
wlthoki anaseeasory loss sf rime is one
or lees interes
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mere or last lateree-
a oold (a gotten rid
sr of pneumonia and
tea. Mr/ B. W. L.-
a,, has nand Oham
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healthy condition of tho body and mind
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Price, 89 oenta. Samples free at John M
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pitted at the condition In which yam
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Jaggaby—Thera .you go again! Pi ha
willing to swear that I came home par-
fiactly sober.
Mrs. Jaggaby—So ^ou did. Thafte
what surprised
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BllPs ma has wltbont accnrnulatlr
lot.of facts not down, in the tc-.thn
triMdks’Usaklag aotfM^oHhtertJ-db
Cries of her own. So I’d earnestly
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