The press and standard. [volume] (Walterboro, S.C.) 1890-current, September 25, 1907, Image 3
The Making of a
Successful Wife
By CASPER S. Y0ST.
The Kind You Hove Always Bought, and which has been
in uae for over 30 years, has borne the signature of
'*■’ —^ —— and has been made under his per*
sonal supervision since its infancy.
Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and **«Just-as-good M are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bean the Signature of
NAN S MINIATURE FAILINGS.- U|
Bill Smoke Around the House’if It
Keeps Him st Home Don't Expect s
Mere Ffsle Biped to Be A finjon of
Propriety — His Pbysicsl Comfort.
believed that good manner* nad cour
tesy, which come pretty near being th«
same thiur”. ure just uh important at
home and a little more so than auy-’
where eNc. * at wjio doesn’t look upon
the "Handy .Manual of Etiquette" a.i
the law auJ the gospel nor accept as
Infallible the tcaehlua* of the professor
of Report men i In the youujf lades'
seminary. And. tlrvlly, as to mnuking:
That, I admit. Is a fault, hut It Is one
with so many savinj; grace* that it
really ausht to be encouraged by the
Society l ..r the Promotion of IKimestlc
Happiness. It I* pretty generally
nc-
oughtn't to lay
newspapers and
Cia:.i a -hi--* and
j cCf)t»*rl that the natural, inborn, innate wliu . r bcloug-
ings iudiserim-
With whiskers and starched shlita.
With womren It's different. Order I* not
only thclr first law, hut It's the timt
puriTgrnph In their constitution. That
tidy must hang just so; that sofa pil
low must stand exactly In this po
sition; for the hind’s sake, I uomler
who raised, that window shade so
high. 1 idsonler Is more truly mascu
line, and lir^hl* respect man Is at his
best, or, rather, his worst, at home. ■ i
am mighty sorry alsmt this; In- ,-stly
1 am. It ain't right. W«* really
our umbrellas aiid
Gems In Terse
® —
THE HILLS OF HOM«.
A FTKH the mlithty b v« !» of the w**'.
Th« fur Iiorizon and the open
A Attack to the land of mists an'
- memories,
Flooded witti tre. s and t"i*ped by dapple.'
si: tea j
Ituek to the vdQ^y, wttsnrs the sun up
clomb ,
He Kind You Hate Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TT MHHAV •THKBTs NCW THHH CITT.
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M Y DEAR LITTLE OlUI^ltj
takes some womeu longer j
than olhers to wake up to
the fact that their husbands .
; are not truly and absolutely and ^Ito- ;
: gether perfect, and some are likewise'
1 slower than others in becoming recon- j
died to the commonplace. 1 don't
know v. hat you exjiected of BUI. but j
it seems to me that I have already put
j it pretty plain to you that whatever It
| was be would fall considerably short
of the mark. Iieing human and a man
And it's a mighty good thing that be
does, too, for woman's ideal mau won't
flt Into the everyday life of this prac
tical ago. He'd be run In by the cops
before he got a block away from home
Just on suspicion. He'd be ns lone
some as the little boy that got lost In
the corn field. I>ld I ever tell you that
story? Remind me of It the next time
I’m at home. It’s a pretty good story,
but just now I’ve got some things to
say that wlil lie hard to keep within
the limit of a two cent stamp.
You present a pretty big Indictment
against him. At any rate. I've no
doubt it looks that way to you. You
say that he wants to smoke at homo;
that he dro;*s various and sundry
things, like magazines and cuffs and
such, around the house, and that some
times in the evening he even goes aa
cussedness of the masculine sex has to
have an outlet, a sort of moral or
mental safety valve, as it were, to-
kei-p It from teur.ug loose and brv.Jc-
lug up things—some of the Ten Com
mandments. for Instance—and It is a
fact beyond question that a good cigar
or one of its decent substitute* will
answer that purpose
with
lens harm
to himself and
less
damage to
hi< HUiTouuiiings
than aujthing
else.
You may
grant
alio this
Ulul s
tl’l wonder
why
he can’t do
hi. i
* m o k i n g
a w it
y from
home.
If so.yonr
c «*1!e
go rducs-
t; ‘,U
defe five.
f • »
. ’ ! •
t » 1 "h
you Home
la:h
! y 1 i'i>or-
t.Uli 1
Uiugsa; o; t
tile e.
feet* of t>>-
Iwicco
o ) IV b
The bill, of home!
'»«! youth have
I wi nder vho raised
Ihut iriiiUow thndt'.
the (m. r.'mton*
alone
HARMLESS SNAKES.
Tfcey Are Valuable cs Aids to the
Agriculturist. 0
It Is not generally known that the
preservation of harmless snakes Is as
Important as the destruction of the
tests of pests met with in farming and
la market gardening.
4The national record* contain sad his
tories of the total or partial extermina
tion ef many animals which arc useful
or beautiful or both.
let there are few animals more use
ful in one way than snakes. If human
ity alone prevented the killing of harm
less snakes, bow can wo justify It
wfcen they are proved to bo useful
to us? Consider the economic relation
of a snake to an ear of corn or a row
of potatoes. Snakes live almost en
tirely upon creatures which are de
structive to growing things—that Is,
they cat literally millions of Insects,
a mall mammals and worms. Especial-
nee potato bugs, worms, die*. l»ec-
ttar. maggots, ants, grubs, grasshop
pers, locusts and the larvae of these
the food of most of our snakes.
Ot considerably over eighty differ
ent kinds of snakes found throughout
the Cnlted Rtntow and exclusive of the
rattlesnake and mocassins then* are
but two which can l>e termed danger
ous. We exclude the rattlesnakes and
the moccasins because nil are large,
easily recognized form*, which cannot
We confused with harmless kinds. Liv
ing id water, the moccasins are not of
ten troublesome to fanning regions
ami are confined to the south from
North Carolina around the gulf coast
and the Florida peninsula nfld »:>»n:
the southern Mississippi, living in
rvamim. The two really poisonous
snakes which might be mistaken for
harmless ones are tho copi>erhead and
the coral snake.
Of the two the copperhead only
tuv-ds our attention. This truly pol
aonons snake Is slender and Wa:? tew
features to distinguish It from harm
less milk snakes. .It Is found usually
in rocky hills or stone piles, old cellars
being a favorite spot. But it should
not bo greatly feared, for unless at
tacked or stepped on It will not I Ite.
and it Is seldom found where there Is
cultivation of the ground In progress.—
St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
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He'd he run in by the cope. ,
far ns to piR his feet on the library
chairs. That's awful, simply awful!
But, my dear little girl. It might be
worse. These are grievous shortcom
ings; I'll have to admit it, even though
I plead guilty to them myself. But
these very fallings prove to me that
my estimate of William is correct.
He’s Just n man, a plain, ordinary
man, but still he Is a mam Somehow
or other we Just can’t make our con
duct jibe with the rules laid down for
the pure, the good and the iteautlful.
and when a woman gets a man whose
faults arc home grown she'd better
accept them with resignation aud
thankfulness aud then proceed to make
virtue* of them.
No Nonsenso About Billy.
For virtues they can be, little girl,
though they are negative. The very
K0 V > FOR YOUR BUSINESS. I HAVE JUST COMPLETED
MY FALL STOCK OF
Clothing, Shoes, Hats
Dry Goods, Notions, etc.
And Palwaja carry a full line of-
CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES and FRESH MEATS
Higheat Prioea Paid For Country Prodnoe
W V HI nVTTD CORNER AT COURT
^ • V • \JLAJ V UVy HOUSESQUARE. j
He even goes so far at to put hit feet on
tiie chain.
charges you make against William in
dicate to mo that he loves his home,
aud when a man manifests an affection
for hit own fireside you can bet your
sweet little life that he has in him the
materials that good husbands are made
of. Your charges show me that he
spends his evenings at home and that
he is up In the morning clear headed
and ready for business. They show
me that there is no nonsense about
Billy. He Isn’t one of those fellows
who want to embroider violets on the
summer clouds. He’s on to his Job.
He recognizes the fact that the chief
object of his existence Is to provide
bread and oleo aud a few other things
like stuffed olives and embroidered
shirt waists, for you. Therefore and
consequently be must hustle. You
probably don’t know It—few women do
—but IPs s pret
ty serious prop
osition. this busi
ness of taking
care of • family.
IPs a responsibil
ity that mighty
aooo takes the
euperffuoos sen
timent oat of a
man. - Under
stand me, now. I
the kind that
elope over and
runs down the
m u mdse like mo-
kmee on a Jug.
aa that en the Inmda, k«t
Mo BUly*e fan!* I
tear they Is* Is •
\ system.par-
t:rMarly the hu-
uiiiu brain. Tak-
cti in i .<> Vrt-
tjon. its a tioq
is at once sedative and stimulating, h
promote* digestion, quiets the nerve*,
aud while it tranquillizes the mind it.
doesn’t dtitden it. On the contrary, its
mental effeet is that of oil on u soisonky
sxlc. It makes the wheels run easier
and at the same time faster.
A Man's Physical Comforts.
A go«Kl dinner, n comfortable chair,
the couii>any of a sympathetic and lov
ing wife and a fragrant Havana make
s combination that will carry a man
about as near to heaven a* ho cau get
ou this side of the Jordan. It bring*
out all that Is good in him, removes the
worries of the day, sir-sight on* out the
wrinkles in hi* brain, makes him more
amiable, a pleasanter companion, a
better husband. Leave out tho cigar,
aud the cares of business are likely to
stay with him; he 1* grumpy aud irri
table, ready to quarrel at dbe drop of
the hat aud about us entertaining as a
lobster salad In the throes of digestion.
If you make him go out uud sit ou the
curbetoue alone while he take* hi*
after dinuer smoke the effect is morally
and physically bad, and the first thing
you know he’ll lie chasing off to some
place where he can smoke iu comfort.
That’s the beginning of the eud. It’s
s wise woman who lets her husband
smoke at home, aud if my advice has
any weight with you you’ll encourage
the habit lu Billy—lu moderation, mind
you—but for goodness' sake beg him
to get s better brand of cigars than
the one he gave me as I was leaving
home the last time.
The other habits that you object to
are Just failings, aud they are so near
ly universal among the wearers of
trousers that their absence would in
dicate something radically wrong. I
don't know why it Is, and I don’t think
the scientific fellows ever tried to ex
plain It, though they have wasted their
lives in iuvestlgating things' of much
less importance, but tiie fact remaijos
that few men can be really, truly com
fortable unless they can get their feet
off the floor when they sit down. I
have a kind of notion that it’s one of
nature's methods of equalizing the cir
culation of the blood. I’oselbly women
had the same instinct originally, but
ages of cruel repression seem to have
effaeetl It At any rate, It doesn’t ap-
pcar to worry them, while It does have
a pretty considerable do wit}] the
cheerfulness of the other sex. 1 think
1 have pointed oat to you the Impor
tance of maklug a man comfortable lu
order to keep him contentedly at home.
Well, my dear, pedal elevation is one
of tho menus to
that end. I
don't suppose
you kn($w that
Abraham Lin
coln used to study
law with bit
feet on the man
telpiece. No?
Well, he did. aud
it was ouo. of
the surest Indi
cations of his
greatness. But 1
wouldn’t encour
age Bill to gp
that far. It’s all
right In a bach
elor apartment,,
but i I’ll admit
that It la nei
ther pretty nor
dignified in the
iiia^ly around
the house; wo
o.ughtu't to uum
tilings up so.
But, Lord bless
you, little girl,
we Just natural
ly can't help it.
it's part of the
cussedness
that's in our
hl >od. Rill ain't
any worse than
the rest of us.
Reu.-eu with him, my dear. Show hint
hew much it adds to your work uiid
your worry. Show him how trem*-u-
dotutly Important it 1* from the feud-
ulae standpoint that everything sb mid
be in Its proper place and stand at the
{•roper angle. Rut go at him gently.
Tell him about it when he’* feeling iu
i ; "l humor. We're all aware of thi*
failii;:’. b;.t most of us are apt to bristle
up when y->u come at us too suddenly'.
Mayl e you can educate It out of Bill.
I hope so, little girl; 1 really da But
S > fI nv. If* a big Job.
You see, my dear, it all comes back
to tbe very first thing I told you, that
men ain’t much account anyhow, and
you've p i to take them pretty much
t>* they t ome, fault* and failings uud
Jill, and do tbe l«*st you can with the
material. Your RIII'h a p*>d deal alnive
U>** average, brt he's Just a man, and
you rvft hepe to make him all that
you tkmk he ought to be.. If you did
to you probably wouldn't like the job ,
yourself »:f*rr you'd finished ami got
a Hfjnaro look at it. 1 wouldn’t conn- .
teunuco itny vice*—don’t believe Bill I
has any—but a wise wife will shut '
her eyes to many of the fault* and
fallings of her husband, make virtues
of others and rub out the rest like i
your mother u*ed to do my headaches.
Now. let my youth have her war
with me; *•,
Thl* I* n dr«otm while;' I nm glad to bo
IVnm-.l lu by orchards, net about with
pine*.
Lured dnanTong vista* that lae aoul 4t-
^ Vine*.
The wuTVnon- h like t* iiy I roam
The hills of r uu.!
iSlcharJ burton.
FOREVER,
not merely for •
BE MY LOVE
H E my love forever,
day;
The blo'in upon the ronwa la bloom that
fa<!< ■ away;
The stiver of-the river aw It flashes In th-
, aim
Iwduak upon the water when ths gold*
day la done!
Re my love f •rever, that I may ever kno-*
The music of your heartbeat whersvor I
may.go!
forever, m toll and strif*
U E my love
■ d care;
The son* Is but an echo of ghoat Ups In
the air;
The 1 Miuhtcr falls In silence down tb-
vulieya of tho ycitra.
And time Is turnlnjt aladncas every day
sweetheart, to tears!
Re my love forever, tud.vy, and when thr
dawn
Across your piilh cornea stealing In th«
years when I nm &ene!
pE my love forever, today, and hero And
How
And In the sweet hereafter of tho dsai
unbroken vow,
^That. when we are phantoms, upon s dr
cling wing. r
I shall remember rtike* In the roay daw;
of’kprlng.
And, through the utter dnrknesa »n<*
through the peopled gloom.
Shall know that you have hh 3 so mad tc
my arms in phantom bloom!
—Selected.
i n c
Y
JAPAN,
the woadet
You v-ouidn’t like the fob yourself.
It's getting lato aud I’ve got a hard
day'* work layfoye mo tomorrow, so
good night. Your loving old dad,
JOHN SNEED.
P. 8.—I opened this to inclose tho
address of my cigar dealer at home.
Tell Bill If he’ll ask thi* man for my
favorite brand bo'll get a smoke that
will make tbe sun shine ou a cloudy
day. - J. S.
A Wise Mouse.
Tho cat had watched tho little hoi©
lu the bam for boura at a time every
day, but the wise mouse had watched
the cat, and so he had never been
caught
But one night, when tho moon was
hidden, the mouse sauntered out In
search of food. It was so dark that
he did not see the cat, who sat behind
a hush watching for him. In less
time than It takes me to write It the
cat had seised tbe poor little trembling
mouse. “Now I shall cat you,” threat
ened the cat aa bo put the mouse
down on the ground, with one paw on
his back that he might not escape.
“Very well,” sighed tho wise mouse,
“but will you first grant me one re
quest?*'
“Yes,” replied tho cat, “I will do
that, as it Is customary to grant last
requests to people who are about to
die. What is it?”
“I hare often listened to your sing-
lug and greatly admired it Will you
please slug one song to me before you
eat me?”
“With pleasure,” replied the cat, for
he was very vain about his voice. So
he straightened himself up and sang
with all bis mights He forgot all about
tbe wise mouse until he finished his
song, and when he looked around fqr
tho applause be expected tho mouse,
had vanished.—New York Press. /'W
-xti'W
The Deacon's Philosophy.
Deacon Walker philosophises thus: I
•verlook lots of things, but here Is one
fact that hasn’t got away fsom me. It
Is a whole lot easier to eit back In the
congregation and critic lee the sermon
than It Is to get up In the pulpit and
Not Is such an extreme eleva-4 PP«*ch a crackerjack yourself. Some-
essary. to his comfort A chair bow or otter people just can’t get the
The one he gave me.
home.
tlon necessary,
will do, any old chair, But don’t deny
poor William that solace for bis evsn-
tng hours i • . *
Disorder le Man's First Law.
You've probably read somewhere
that order Is nature’s first law. Borne
<Ad timer with a reputation for wis
dom to maintain Is said to have bean
responsible for It It may be so, but
my experience with nature forces me
to doubt However, there neither
ten nor there. The point I want to
asate is that whether natone tea any
sod aa ordinance or not test or last
ITa teaN«< certain that ttere’s no
law ef that kind la the statnte teeha
ef mam. Yea settee J dost say
Idea out of their heads that way down
at the bottom of every old maid's
trunk Is the photograph of tho man
she could have married. 1 have noticed
that when a girl. deliberately baits
ter hook and goes to fishing for a hus
band she Is mors apt to lai4 a craw
fish dun a black b*v “Agamem
non,” said I to ons of the members of
our church tho otter day, “aren’t you
going to give anything toward the
preacher's salary this yparf “No," ha
replied .very emphatically. 1 gave 95
one year and didn't get a bit
Made Crete the msmbers, sad 1
thdt It was Bfcaply tipow-
THE ROAD TO OLD
DU that have known
sohe
Of Islam!* far away.
You that have heard the dink -
bird
And roamed In rich Cathay,
You that have safled o’er unknown MS*
To \v<x>ds of Amfulula tree*
Where rrnKjry draffon* j>lay.
Oh. itlt'l or H«>man. boy or man.
You've pluckod the flower of old Japan!
Po you remember the blue stream,
The brtdsc of palb baml>oo,
The path that seemed a twisted dream
Where everythin* came true.
The purple cherry tree*, the houae
With Juttln* enves below the.bough*,
The mandarin* In blue
W’lth tiny, tupplnr tilted toe*
And curious curved inimtachio*?
Tbe road to old Japan! you cry.
And Is tt far or near?
Some never find It till they die.
Some lind It even - where.
The road where restful time forgets
HU wenry thought* and wild regrets
And eat!* tho golden year
Rack In a fairy dream to smile
On young and old a little while.
Some seek It with ft blazing aword ‘
And Borne with old bine plates * 1
Some with a miser’* golden hoard.
Some with a book of dates,.
Some with a box of paint*!'a few
Whose load* of truth would n*‘*r
through
The first white fairy gates.
And. oh. how shocked they nre to find
That truths are false when left behind!
—Alfred Noyss.
* ! I
V
A CHANGE.
I N younger days the song would sing It
self;
A mood, a perfume, and then *r« I knew
and Uft th<
It
It tinkled through the mind
Ups '
Without e’en waiting that I might con
st rue It.
B UT age hath ta en away that ono good
gift
In recompense for others It doth bring
me;
The little song no longer sings Itaoif,
Instead it yawns and say*. “Ob, no; you
alns me!’’
—teUctod.
T
CLAIRVOYANCE.
HE autumn sun was dying,
Ulowed with Its light the
The crimson sky and tbe
earth
And the flood of gold bet
sable
But she thought not of the sunset;
To its pomp her eyes were dim.
His country’s call had drawn his sword—
She thought alone of him.
« v . *
In the glstant Asian passes
The banner of England blew.
Beneath Its folds she saw him fight! ’
Fighting, he saw her too. * < J
The golden flood was darkened. **
A shadow before her came;
Within the room the warrior stood^ . »
Outside the great red flame. >
A cry broke on the stillness:
“Oredt Ood!” She reeled and fell.
And the sun dropped down, and tha sky
grew black
With the gloom of a deathlike sprit.
In the distant Aslan passes
A pale corpse faced the sky.
One life the less, one death the morw—
Strange spirit-tragedy 1
—Lord
u.-*
!*!
EVENING RAIN.
mWILIOHT down the
A- Wanders once again.
With A gentler guest
Blnginc In her train.
<0*
TTARKEN8 ever
A- 1 - Every heart and brain t
oh. peace Is bestl*
the sweet refrain.
CJO tbe world is blest:
Joy Is not nor pala]
Love Itself learns rest
Of tbe summer rain.
-Ui
, AGE REMEMftERfi.
YOUTH longs, and
Slta^by the raked up ashes ef ths
Spread* Its this heads above ths
lag embers ^
That warn its