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TO THE MERCHANT: If you haven’t Red Meat Tobacco in stock, write the
we will sell you direct.-
TO THE CONSUMER: We give you our absolutegu&rAnted
that each 10c plug of Red Meat Is made of letter tobacco
and contains more good solid Juicy chewing quality than any
other 10c plug of any weight offered or sold by any factory.
Writ* mud« asd address plainly here:
TO ANY CHEWEB of tobacco who wail eat oat and
us this advertisement, we will mall hRm a card which
entitle him to one 6c cut of Red Meat' Tobacco
any store handling this brand. ’»
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Mairafactnml Only by „
Ltipfm-Scales Co., Wmaioo-SaleiB, W. C.
ZANGWILL EPIGRAMS
CLEVER THINGS THE WITTY AUTHOR
SAID ABOUT THE JEWS.
Way He Compared Ilia Corel!-
*loai latN to t iiited States Bond*—Ills
lllaatratlon of Sonar of the Strlkiaff
Hebrew Chnrnct eristic*.
Rome yours since Israel ZangwiU
When on n visit to this country deliv-
*red an address in New York city to
fcla own people. A few of the epigrams
which lu' then coined concerning the
eharactcrintlcs of the Hebrews are here
•ffered:
The Jews had no country of their
own. They could not possess the land
of their fathers In reality. So they
made a portable Palestine. They car
ried it wherever they went. This was a
•pirltual country. It. could not be as
sailed by their oppressors.
There have lieen two conceptions of
tbs Jew—one that he lends money and
wants H buck again, the other that he
deals lu okl clothes. The truth is Jews
have been everywhere.*- They have
been everything except pope of Home,
and they have come near to that. If
they dealt in old clothes it was because
papal decrees forbade them trading In
anything else but old clothes ami old
Iron.
Jews In a way were as good as Unit
ed States bonds, only United States
bonds may he converted, hut when a
Jew wns converted he lost his value.
Because Shy lock was rich and Jcs-
alcu beautiful nil Jews are rich and all
Jewesses arc beautiful. I wish it were
pa
A g^l looking Jew wns considered
j.T-1 n
the fou! of tho family, which Is Conso
lation for aiolIW of us. ' ^ /
The black plng'ro Kwept/jver Europe.
The Jews escaped C^- r ^ason of their
differcut hygir nic laws. 'Hie Christians
charged them with poisoning the wells;
and thousands of Jews were put to
death for not dying of the plague.
Color'd Roosevelt told me that the
Jews of his regiment were ntnonfe his
bravest s^tlmrs, and when Hobson had
to be kissfyj it took a Jewess to do It.
Jewr. not only furnished money for
Columbus’ expedition, hut his first
lieutenant was a Jew. This officer dis
covered tobacco, which is greater than
America.
Carlyle said the Jews had no humor,
but Carlyle wns a Scotchman.
” A beggar sb le a spoon from a wealth
ier member of his race who had enter
tained him. When detected the beggar
said: “By taking the si>oo» I broke
the eighth commandment, which says,
*Thou shall not steal.’ If I had not
taken It I would have broken the tenth,
which says. *Tb*»’i shall not covet.’ I
saw I hud to break one comrtiandment
anyhow, so I thought I might ns well
tan the ^poon.’’
P It has always l»een the desire of Jew-
iab fathers, however rich, to have learn
ed aons-ln-law, however poor. I do not
find this custom prevalent today.
To Ubistrate why there an* no good
Jews In tictiui Mr. Zangwill related
the story <tf the lion and the cub. The
cub had r- pnlullug of Samson
ranejuishing h lfou, ( and said to Its
paren*: “T have '-een many contests
between lions and men. and always the
men have l)cen the victors. Why are
there no pictures, showing lions over
powering men?'* “It Is because we
lionsi finYP no painters.” was the par
ent’* reply. *
^J?he Je^# have been scattered to the
winds among all the nations of
the earth. They have been of Immense
jenrlcc to every country that has har
bored tltem. It reminds me of the story
of the crocodile which opened jits mouth
so that a bird might go Into it and eat
the leeches which annoyed It There
was mutual benefit from the operation.
It Is not strange that sometimes the
Jews find the crocodile’s mouth closing
tpon thciri. It was natural that Jews
Should congregate around their syna
gogues. They became to some extent
Isolated from the people among Whom
ithay dwelt. This Isolation brought with
It suspicion, and suspicion caused more
Isolation for mutual protection.
la mediaeval times the nations of
Jtarope bad a conception of the Jewish
(Character compared to which Shake-
bpeares Shy lock was a saint. It was
ibis that brought about the compuleory
There are twojjeneral types of Jsws,
(Mm German and the Spanish. The
VptBish Jews speak s mixture of He-
%rew and Spanish. The Qeapan Jews
Yiddish, a moagjrel of had Ger-
erery other language In the
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Mrs financed the emsadee toI-
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The DHIerrno^ Belwecn Tiro Port*. 1
Claudius on being asked what was
tlie difference l»otwc<n him and Klop-
stock replied: “Klopstock says. ’Thou
who art my inferior and yet my equal,
appronrh hither, and, stooping to the
ground, n»lleve me of the burden of
.these difrt begrimed nether integu
ments.’ whereas I simply say. ‘Johann,
come and pull off my iwots.’ ”
Xothinnr In It.
Towne—I never saw a man who was
so fond of entertaining as Henpeck la,
It’s really remarkable. Browne—Oh.
that’s not so strange. Y’ou see. his wife
Is quite pleasant to him when there’s
company in the house.—Philadelphia
Press.
Quit* • Difference.
“You won’t be able to.enjoy the same
luxuries after you’re married.”
“Why^not? Pm able to afford them.”
“Ob; <; yes. I Just said you wouldn’t
be able to enjoy them.”—Judge.
The way to the heart Is through the
senses. Please the eyes and ears and
the work is half dene.—Chesterfield.
Barnwell Farmer Killed by a Negro.
Barnwell,'Dec. 23.—Mr. Hayne 5.
Craddock was shot and iustnntlv killed
on Ills plantation in tb 4 ' jounty night
before last by a jv?gro.
It seems ifiat the negro owed Mr
Craddock for certain cotton ginning
which Mr Craddock had done for him
and this debt Mr Craddock wanted to
,collect. He went to the negro’s house,
about dark, ami caUed to him to coma
out and pay him lor the ginning. The
negro stuck a gun through a crack of
the house uud tired with .me above re
sult.
It is rumored here that two negroes
were arrested yesterday morning for
this homicide and were locked up for
safe keeping in an out luuse on Mr.
Craddock's pla utntiou and in the after-
uoon when officers of the law reached
the house where the negroes hail been
locked up they found the lock on the
house broken and both negroes gone.
Later rumor this morning is that
botu negroes weie lynched yesterday,
y Deceased*wns a son of Mr J. J. Crad-
uock, one of the well known planters
of the “big Fork” section of this county
He lived near Ulmers, Iff miles from the
court house'. He wns about 80 years
old ami was unmarried.
OAHBAuK FLAMS, CELERY, LET
TUCE, BEET AND ALL KINDS OF
garden plants,-
We are propaied to luniish cabbage
plants grown Irom the best seed pur
chased lyom the most reliable seed men
in the busiucss. V\ e have the following
varieties: Extra early ^ Wakefields,
Charleston or large tyi>e Wakefields,
Hemlerscn’s succession, Large type flat
outch. These plants are grown in the
o|>eu air and will stum! great cold. We
use the Mime plants m our thousand
acre truck larm. We have a careful
limn in charge of the plant department,
and will carefully j»ack them. We
guarantee the count. Express rates will
be reduced thirty jier cent from last
season.
Prices, in small lots $1:50 per thou
sand, in large lots $1 to $1.25 per thou-
aaud F. O. b. Meggetts, jS C. If cash
does not nccoinjwiuy order goods will be
shipixHl COD.
N H BUTCH COMPANY,
Meggetts S C.
Established in 1704.
Oldest Firm in America
D. A. WALKER & CQ.
IRON FENCE CHEAPER THAN WOOD
32 Meeting Street,
CHARLESTON, 5 C
MARBLE AND
GRANITE WORK8.
and
Send For Prices*
Mr A. K. Bssch v< presents ns a
Walter boro
A D WALKER. r J D. SCOTT
Go to 0 D Mays for fins mules for haul
tagtimbar *n4 riot field work
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THE FLOUR OF QUAITY.
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Round. S. C.
J. R. READ & ee.
dry coons.
King Street,
CHARLESTON, 5. C.
j \ ? riety embraces every Item essen-
t . ,t> class Dry Goods Store. We
• / ■ *5 c'.n- nspecUon.
-ALSO-
Black Broadcloths. Black Cheviots,
F'ancy Black Fabrics and Imported Nov-
eltlet.
Colored Dress Goods.
Fancy Mixed Suitings, Cbey-rotes
Plain Kabiics, Henrietta Serges and etc.
At 25c, 50c, 75c and $1.00 per yard.
ALSO
Fine Imported Novelties.
Colored and Black Silks.
In the latest styles, Black and Colored.
Womens Tailored Suita etc. Domes
tics ot all kinds.
Messrs Charles Webb and A H Fetch
will weloomto their friends.
J. R. READ & CO.
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I will la* at the following places on
dates named below for the purpose of
taking returns for till real estate,
personal property and polls for y
1900:
Hendersonville, Monday, Jan’y,
Petits, Tuesday
Sniders, Wedueeday
W illiams, Thursday
Hells, Friday
Rice Patch, Monday
Folk’s Store, morning
Ashton, afternoon
Lodge, morning
Caldwell, afternoon
Miley’s, morning
Berea, afternoon
Smoaks, Friday
Johnson’s School House
Rem ley’s Store, morning
Jordan’s Store, afternoon
Cottageville, Wednesday
CentreviUe, Thursday
Ravenels, Monday
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All other days at Walterboro until
February 20,1906.
Yours truly,
? ^MURRAY,
Go. Auditor.
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A MERRY XMAS AND
HAPPY NEW YEAR
We take this means of extending to our manv ^
patrons and friends the season’s greeting. May A
the New Year bring each of you THukK 111N- ^
DRED AND SIX i Y-FIVE HAP PI’ DAYS. ^
A suggestion tor a good New Year’s Resolution : ^
RESOLVED: I will do my Banking\ Bu8i,,eS9 ft
with THE FARMERS AND MERCHANTS,BANK ^
of WALTERBORO. \ ' A ^
Remember, deposits in the general depaiSd 0 ® 0 ^
are subject to cliekk. In the savings departm eut ^
interest is payable quarterly at 4 per ceut
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gnnum. - 4)
BANKING CAN BE DONE SAFELY BY MAIL.NJ
Farmers and Merchants Bank
l lack Dress Coeds.
Our Black Dreta Goix’s Dep&rtmen is
the largest and most complete routh of
Baltimore.
Staple Fabrics such as Mohairs Black
Henriettas and Serges, of the brands. At
25c, 35c, 60c, 76c to $2 00 per yard.
OF WALTERBORO, S. C. FOUNDED 11)02.
Capital and Surplus $20,000. v
R. H. WIOHMAN. 'A. WICHMAN.
President. Vice President.
W. W. SMOAK, Jr. Cashier.
Modern
Slothes.
The time is come when progressive Clothiers must lend
their experience toward educating the people in.the
art of Clothes selection and the relative value of
materials and workmanship.
For instance, our experience has taught us that there are
not more than live Clothing manufacturers in America
whose products are worthy a high place in your estima
tion. These are the ones we handle. No matter from
which of these you select, you can’t get anything
but good merchandise—the best that America affords.
This is a form of protection that inspires confidence with
you and can’t fail to benefit us both. Ou these lines
we ask your patronage; on these lines we hope to
retain it. . 0
J. L. DAVID <£ BROS
OluxiTeNton, m C.
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To House Keepers;
If you don’t know what to get for dinner go to the ’phone
and call for Jones Carbonating Co., maybe he has just what you
want and will gladly send it to jou in a few minutes. We have on
hand always a nice line of Fruits, Vegetables, Candy and Crackers,
fresh.
STOP when you are passing his place, perhaps you will see
something you want.
W. E. JONES, Prop
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tifikete from aH
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and One Third Fi
for the round trip,
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be eold Dec 17 to 24, 190§, with fiiiaMi^ie January 8,HOfi, apoi
istmas Holidays, Southern Hailway will sell
\ east of the Mississippi and sonth of the Ohio
Mo., and intermediate points at rate of One
Jlass One Way Fares, Plus Twenty Five Cents
inixnnm rates 50cents). Tickets to be sold
25, 80, 81, 1905 and January 1,1906, with
presentation and surrenderor certificates isgned by superintendent,
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