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YY , YY . H' : fl ff it fX We have t if Lun %% Yx w Yx galows JI . Plain b ! 1$ ' tX We sol ft > I ?$>?$ YT MILL PLANT, ORA T PORTRAIT OP GEN. BAMBERG. qualifications of your noble standard bearer, Hon. Lycur - T. Pooch, *** S which reminds me of a story. There was once an old darky, who was being pursued by a mountain bear. As he was running along a rabbit got in his path and ran along ahead of him. Finally the old tfarky yelled to the rabbit, 'Git out of de way, Ivou rabbick, an' let somebdy run what kin run.' *** Now, that's what I say of the tariff. Aiid let us consider Washington crossing the Delavware. Was there an ice trust in those days to corner all the ice in the Delaware river and spoil Washington's stunt? I say, was there? I defy anybody to successfully contra diet me, which reminds me of a sto- j lU ry. Once there was a man whose! Wm hair was falling out, and he went to HIm a doctor and said, 'Doctor, my hair Hp? is coming out. Can you tell me of a B| good thing to keep my hair in?' The KV doctor replied, 'Yes; a cigar box.' *** Artist P. P. Carter Receives Much Praise for Portrait Work. Colonel P. P. Carterf the "Painter ' of the Confederacy," has just completed an oil painting of the late General Franeis M. Bamherg. When completedrthe portrait was submitted to many old friends and acqpaintances of the general, all of whom say that the painting bears a most remarkable resemblance to this old Confederate soldier. | General Bamberg died several years ago, and had never been seen by the' artist. The portrait was painted from an old portait and a description of the general. The work is praised very highly by the family. Col. Carter left Friday for his home in Virginia. - i m < > m A favorite tampaign opcc^u. , We have had one favorite cam paign speech ever since we have been a mere child. It is the only campaign speech we have ever heard, but we have heard it delivered'by many of the greatest orators our^country has ever produced?both Democratic and Republican. It runs about as follows, the *** (stars) showing where space , is left for applause, for the orator to take a drink of water and to change the subjeet?three important things in speech making: "Ladies and Gentlemen: I have just had a long and tiresome trip on | the train for the purpose of coming J here tonight and telling you of the 1^WBBC ?1 'IE "Jii v &tAmmh>s*wc& *l&46* """" I I- ' " !! " ??? ^ i ni i ir i *niMn ne dlul rivim i thes iber, Br e can furnish you complete.all and are much larger than the ungalow of latest models?Wi you are not in position to have icit your inquiries and will tal V NGEBURG, S. C. YARD "That brings us down to the civil j war. Can anybody deny that that was a great war? I require no answer. Does not that prove that Lycurgus T. Pooch deserves the vote of every right thinking man in this audience? Which reminds me of a story. Once a little boy was late" at school and told the teacher he was kept at home by. sickness in the familv 'What was the matter?' asked the teacher. 'Please, miss* it was twins,' said the little hoy. 'But maw sayes it aint ketchin.' *** "As to our foreign relations, I have only this to say, which reminds me of another story. Once there was an automobile driver who ran over himself. That sounds strange, but it is true. 'He drew up to a curb and asked a lady if she would run across the street and buy a package of cigarettes for him. But the lady didn't have . time, so he ran over himself. *** "And now in conclusion (business of looking at watch) I would simply say this. Take your conscience with you into the polling place next Tuesday,and if you will do so you will vote for that upright citizen,# that distin- / guished diplomat, that astute, business man, that resourceful executive, ' Lycurgus T. Pooch, who *** grand old flag *** our forefathers who came over in the Mayflower *** and then at Bunker Hill *** the grand old constitution of these United States *** oh, say can you see *** the gem of the ocean .*** shall wave from the aurora borealis to the day of judgment *** one and inseparable *** now and forever *** good night."? Exchange. * Traps and TraPpers. Tourist?"My good friend, do-you earn your living by simply trapping! and skinning animals?" { Trapper?"Yep. It runs in the family. I got a brother in Philadelphia in the same business." Tourist?"In Philadelphia?" Trapper?"Yes! He owns one of them apartment houses." Newly Defined. A couple of Wall street men at luncheon one day were speaking of the optimistic temperament of a mutual friend when the talk turned to < the real meaning of the word "optimist." "Weil," said one of the brokers, "I J have figured it out this way: A pes- 3 simist says, 'Is there any milk in that pitcher?' An optimist remarks, 'Pass the cream, please.' " a ?? ?M ^ ^ IuSIBtWE)ff-JEa?aBuild a Home rs, PLANS and SPECIFICATIO e Houses, which includes the ick, Lime, Door* i this material for a lump sum delivered to your lot. These a i pictures may indicate. If y ou want the latest up-to-date h E HAVE the plans and can erect them. > i the construction done, we will erect the house for you also, ce pleasure in telling yoir anything about a, house?even thoi * i i, BAMBERG, S.C. P0ST0FFIC1 J&A. A^k A4A A " "y "y ^ 4r ^ 4r 41 'fr ^ ^ '^jp' LiWkiRtJ^i^ALJ^k.^k^t^k i^A A^A A^A A^A i^k J^A A^A A^A A^A A^A A^A i^A A^A J^-AtjBLA^k I / ^ ^^.ifi'L^^'J There!? A<3Mm|: |H.0 aMi" js "YUM YUM"? ' That's what the little folks will say when they I | taste our "goodies." This is what you will say I I when you taste our wholesome, healthful foods. ? They are fresh and have the flavor you like, and I ii to eat. fjj I Give us all of your grocery trade one month. That's all we ask. H. C. Folk Co. BAMBERG, S. C. ? - ?-l - i I CKR.CK Vio CI w? rvv?r\ i Ano Just received, snipmem 01 iuua.i;uu i uuu uao muic lim taii/iuii? sheets, h. c-folk co. | than any other Chill and FeLarge supply of -cotton picking! ver Tonic on the market but sheets just received, g. o. sim-jno one wants imitations. mons' Bamberg, c.^ They are dangerous things Cotton sheets at Rentz & Felder's. ^ the medicine line. Tobacco twine at Rentz & Felder's. Cotton sheets at Rentz & Felder's. ?< ; < 4 ? ????all : ' : :k- ^^ -??% as tv * It . , >-; ?* : ? if/':M H': # si . . - AX^Jii NS for erecting either of |X || 5 and Sash | re actual photos of California Bun ouse with set-in closets, buffets, or ^ doing so at the cheapest labor cost. XX || irrV? ttaii /I a virvf Iiiitt frnw lie ' - A ift . *5" JT^i* V*V U.MU WUJ liViU MKT. IS: ORANGEBURG, BAMBERG AND EMBREE. 'XX | J&A. A^k A^A A. A of* A A AA A A A A A A A A A A A A A 6 A A A ?^W Improved Train Service 4^ WITH i : 4 * * THROUGH PULLMAN SLEEPING CARS , j 4 4J TO , ASHEVILLE AND WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA. Iffective Sunday, June 20, 1920, continuing throughout the summer season. 4??1 A New Train Between Columbia and Asheville, N. C. No. 3?Read Down SCHEDULE Read Up?No. 4. ,/v 1:50 p. m. Lv -Columbia N Ar.. 2:50 a. m. ,/ :|j 2:45 a. m. Lv Alston Lv. 2:00 a. m. *; "4-i 1:10 a. m. Lv. ? Blair f Lv. 1:34 a. m. 4;^ 1:20 a. m. Lv. f .... ? Shelton ? Lv. 1:24 a. m. - 4 1:34 a. m. Lv -.Carlisle- Lv. 1:09 a. m. ^ 1:42 a. m. Lv. f ....Santuc. k. ? Lv. 12:59 a. m. . 4 :^ 2:05 a. m. Lv .... i Union ^ Lv. 12:45 a. m. / 2:30 a. m. Lv Jonesville Lv. 12:24 a. m. X 2:48 a. m. Lv Pacolet Lv. 12:11 a. m. 4:00 a. m. Lv Spartanburg^ Lv. 11:45 p. m. 5:15 a. m. Lv Try on ^.. Lv. 10:15 p, m. a. m. Lv - .... Saluda Lv. 9:45 p. m. 44 6:30 a. m. LV Hendersonville Lv. 9:10 p. m. 7:30 a. m. Ar . Asheville... Lv. 8:00 p. m. f?Flag Stops. . ; : Nos. 3 and 4?Pullman drawing room sleeping cars, Charleston and . . -j Vaynesville, Wilmington and Asheville, in connection with A. C. L. Nos, 4 and 55. No. 3?Pullman drawing room sleeping car, Savannah to Asheville in onnection with S.A.L.No.22. No change in other train service. Summer excursion tickets now on sale. '4 . For further information and reservations, call on ticket agents, or R. W. Iunt, District Passenger Agent. ' ' SOUTHERN RAILWAY . & &J>; & i " T> _ _J I I oeiung: i X * -IP 4 ' / Just Received a Large Shipment. ? X a T T t 2,4,6,8 AND 10 INCH. X ' J?j X f X ?* X ' orX Genuine Condor t I X . >1 Ig. O. SIMMONS f BAMBERG, S. C. i ^ . ;' ". y&ms