The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, September 04, 1919, Page 2, Image 2
PRINCE OF WALES
REGULAR FELLOW
DETESTS BEING CENTER OF
FUNCTION
Wanted to See Fight
British Officers Had Their Hands Full
Keeping Him Out of
Danger.
Pity the poor Prince of Wales!
He is to visit the United States before
long. And he will be rushed
about from country house to city
house. Those who have really arrived
? in cnniotv will fip'ht ever him like
dogs over a bone, and the climbers
will be yapping on the outside, ready
to dash in and get away with the
prize. And the Prince of Wales is just
as fond of all that as he is of falling
off a horse.
And between times he will have to
listen to orators orate and when they
run completely out of platitudes he
will be forced to make one of the
brief and modest little addresses he
does so well and which he loathes so
bitterly. And he will be accompanied
by ornate and elegant officers who
will be publicly referred to as members
of his suite, but who are in fact,
his keepers. And he will not be able
get away from them. And if he
does get away from them they will
talk to him upon his return as though
the entire British Empire is falling
down because of his fault. And he
will know better, 6ut can't talk back.
Friends Like the Prince.
Pity the poor Prince of Wales!
Those who know the youngster like
film. More than tnat. Tney nave a
real respect for him. He is outwardly
a quiet, nice looking, blondish hoy
who would not be noticed in a crowd.
Inwardly he is different, but with
plenty of spirit?if you get what I
mean. He abominates functions and
' he loathes the formal dinner parties
he is forced to attend, and his soul
writhes within him when he is forced
to make a speech, and he wants more
than anything else to be treated like
a regular fellow and not like a prince.
But he never gets that sort of treatment.
"Aren't you the Prince of Wales?"
he was asked by a bright subaltern
during an incognito visit to a camp.
"Aw?forget it," said the Prince of
Wales.
- That may sound apocryphal, but it
is not at all. One night in Paris I
was wandering down the rue de
Valos, looking for the famous old
restaurant, the Boeut a la Mode, when
I passed a pair of youngsters in the
uniform of the British army. They
were giggling as boys 'will?even if
they are soldiers and princes?as they
hurried on. A moment later an elderly.
British officer panted along. I
do not know that he was chasing the
prince and if he was I do not know
whether he caught him, but the next
morning I heard some gossip:
Reproof for the Prince.
"The prince beat it last night,"
said my informant. "Got clear away.
Didn't come back until after midnight.
They- are raising heck with
him now."
/'
That afternoon there was some
sort of a formal function and at the
head of the formal Jine in the formal
room stood the blond kid I had seen
? the previous night in the rue de
Valos. And if there ever was a bored
prince he was it. Later he? made a
nice little speech and everyone shook
hands with him and he smiled mcely
and every one went away giving
three cheers for the young heir. And
he probably made the comment after
it was over that he is known to have
made on a similar occasion:
"Rot, what?" x
He was a problem, no less, to the
British G. H. Q. It was thought best
that he live with the army. Queen
Mary didn't think that way at all at
the beginning of the war. She said
that he could not go, and the prince
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unfilial as any other kid of his age
would have been under similar circumstances.
Ran Away Prom School.
Once he ran away from the school
in which he had been immured and
got to London. He made a personal
appeal to Lord Kitchener and was
turned down by that personage. And
there was never anything vague
about a Kitchener turndown. The
recipient always knew just what the
secretary for war meant. But the
prince stuck to his guns. Eventually
he had his way?which is perhaps
the only time that Queen Mary has
been overruled since the days of William
the Conqueror.
Once in the army he was?as has
been said?the very dickens of a problem.
The idea was that he was to
boost the somewhat waning prestige
of England's royal house by living
with the army, but that under no possible
condition was he to go anywhere
and get hurt. The censorship
was to be depended on to keep from
the knowledge of England that he
lived in a bombproof. But the prince
turned out not to be that sort of a
prince at all. The nearer the front
he got the better he liked it. They
used to say that Sir Douglas Haig's
battle orders used to run about like
this:
Sir Douglas Haig's Troubles.
"Is the artillery ready? Good. Are
j the infantrymen in position? Good.
Have the Hun fliers been driven out
of the air? Good. Has the prince
been caught and penned up?
"No? Well, then, why the Sinn
Fein hasn't he been? Darn that boy!"
He held the rank of captain, attached
to the staff, but with no other ,
particular assignment. At one time .
his only job was to synchronize the
* - * <
watcnes or nis uivibiuu. >vucu. mc
hour of three approached the prince
got on the wire connecting with the
various regiment headquarters. At
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