The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, May 16, 1918, Page 3, Image 3
| SYNOPSIS. j
j CHAPTER I?Fired by the news of the
! linking of the Lusitania by a German
ubmarine, Arthur Guy Empey, an Amerl!can,
leaves his office in Jersey City and
jfoes to England where he enlists in the
! British army.
CHAPTER H?After a period of training,
Empey volunteers for immediate service
and soon finds himself in rest billets
"somewhere in France," where he first
makes the acquaintance of the ever-present
"cooties."
CHAPTER III?Empey attends his first
church services at the front while a German
Fokker circles over the congregation.
CHAPTER IV?Empey's command goes
Into the front-line trenches and is under
Are for the first time.
CHAPTER V?Empey learns to adopt
[the motto of the Brtish Tommy, "If you
:ar* going to get it, you'll get it, so never
[worry."
"CHAPTER VI?Back "in rest billet#, Em- j
;pey gets his first experience as a mesa
orderly.
CHAPTER VII?Empey learns how the
British soldiers are fed.
CHAPTER VIII?Back In the front-line
trench, Empey sees his first friend of the
trenches "go West."
:' CHAPTER IX?Empey makes his first
(visit to a dugout in "Suicide Ditch."
CHAPTER X?Empey learns what conetitutes
a "day's work" in the front-line
< trench. *
i CHAPTER XI?Empey goes -over me
top" for the first time in a charge on the
German trenches and is wounded by a
bayonet thrust
CHAPTER XII?Empey joins the "suicide
club" as the bombing squad is called.
CHAPTER VIII?Back in the front
line trench, Empey sees his first
friend of the trenches "go West."
CHAPTER IX?Empey makes his 1
first visit to a dugout in "Suicide
Ditch."
CHAPTER X?Empey learns what \
constitutes a "day's work" in the
front-line trench.
CHAPTER XI?Empey goes "over !
the top" for the first time in a charge
on the German trenches and is |
wounded by a bayonet thrust.
CHAPTER XII?Empey joins the j
"suicide club" as the bombing squad |
is called.
CHAPTER XIII?Each Tommy j
gets an official bath.
CHAPTER XIV?Empey helps dig !
an advanced trench under German
fire.
CHAPTER XV?On "listening
post" in No Man's Land.
CHAPTER XVI?Two artillerymen
"put one over" on Old Pepper,
their regimental commander.'
CHAPTER XVII?Empey has nar-;
row escape while on patrol duty in j
No Man's Land.
CHAPTER XVIII?Back in rest'
billets Empey writes and stages a 1
farce comedy.
-CHAPTER XIX?Soldiers have j
many ways to amuse themselves while
"on their own."
^hist and solo whist are piayea oy
ho hljrhhrrnws of the eomnanv.
* When the gamblers tire of all other
games they try "Banker and Broker."
I spent a week trying to teach some
. of the Tommies how to play poker, but j
because I won thirty-five francs they J
declared that they didn't "fawncy" the
game. ' .
Tommy plays few card games; the
general run never heard of poker, euchre,
seven up, or pinochle. They have
a game similar to pinochle called
"Royal Bezique," but few know how to
play it.
Generally there are two decks of j
cards in a section, and in a short time
they are so dog-eared and greasy, you
can hardly tell the ace of spades from ;
the ace of hearts. The owners of these :
decks sometimes condescend to lend j
, them after much coaxing. i
So you see, Mr. Atkins has his fun
mixed in with his hardships and, contrary
to popular belief, the rank and
file of the British atmy in the trenches
Is one big happy family. Now in Vir-ginia,
at school, I was fed on old McGuffy's
primary reader, which gave me
an opinion of an Englishman about j
: equal to a '76 Minute Man's backed up
iby a Sinn Felner's. But I found Tom
imy to be the best of mates and a gentleman
through and through. He never
thinks of knocking his officers. If one
makes a costly mistake and Tommy
pays with his blood, there Is no general
condemnation of the officer. He j
iis Just pitied. It is exactly the same
'as It was with the Light Brigade at
Balaclava, to say nothing of Gallipoli,!
Neuve Chapelle and Loos. Personally
I remember a little incident where
cross In some shell-tossed field with i
tears in his eyes as he reads the in- !
8cription. And a little later perhaps ;
bend over a wounded man on a stretcher,
patting him on the head.
More than once in a hospital I have !
o PoH PrnBfi nnrs#? fptchine i
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and carrying for a wounded soldier,
perhaps the one who in civil life delivered
the coal at her back door. Today
she does not shrink from lighting
his fag or even washing his grimy
body.
Tommy admires Albert of Belgium because
he is not a pusher of men; he
leads them. With him It's not a case
| of "take that trench," it is "come on
* . and we will take it"
' It is amusing to notice the different
characteristics of the Irish, Scotch and
English soldiers. The Irish and Scotch
jare very impetuous, especially when It
MmM to havmpt fighting, while the
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Englishman, though a trifle slower,
thoroughly does his bit; he Is more
methodical and has the grip of a bulldog
on a captured position. He is
slower to think; that is the reason why
he never knows when he is licked.
Twenty minutes before going over
the top the English Tommy will sit on j
the fire step and thoroughly examine j
the mechanism of his rifle to see that it ,
is in working order and will fire prop- j
erly. After this examination he is satisfied
and ready to meet the Boches.
But the Irishman or Scotchman sits
on the fire step, his rifle with bayonet
fixed between his knees, the butt of!
twenty of us were sent on a trench
raid, only two of us returning, but I !
will tell this story later on.
I said it was a big happy family, and
so it is, but as in all happy families,
there are servants, so in the British
army there are also servants, officers*
servants, or "O. S." as they are termed. !
In the American army the common
name for them is "dog robbers." From
a controversy in the English papers,
Winston Churchill made the statement,
as far as I can remember, that
the officers' servants in the British
forces totaled nearly two hundred
thousand. He claimed that this removed
two hundred thousand excep
tlonally good and well-trained fighters
from the actual firing line, claiming j
that the officers, when selecting a man
for servant's duty, generally picked the
man who had been out the longest and '
knew the ropes.
But from my observation I find that >
a large percentage of the servants do 1
go over the top, but behind the lines |
they very seldom engage in digging
parties, fatigues, parades or drills, j
This work is as necessary as actually i
engaging in an attack, therefore I think j
it would be safe to say that the all- j'
round work of the two hundred thou- j
sand is about equal to fifty thousand j
men who are on straight military duties.
In numerous instances, officers' ,
servants hold the rank of lance-corpo- j
rals and they assume the same duties I
Meeting a Gas ar
and authority of a butler, the one
stripe giving him precedence over the
other servants.
There are lots of amusing stories
told of "O. S."
One day one of our majors went into
the servants' billet and commenced
"blinding" at them, saying that his
horse had no straw and that he personalis
knew that straw had been issued
tor this purpose. He called the
lance-corporal to account. The cor- j
poral answered, "Blime me, sir, the 1
straw was issued, but there wasn't
enough left over from the servants' '
beds; in fact, we had to use some of
the 'ay to 'elp out, sir."
It Is needless to say that the serv- i
ants dispensed with their soft beds
that particular night.
Nevertheless It is not the fault of
the individual officer, it is just the survival
of a quaint old English custom.
You know an Englishman cannot be
changed in a day.
But the average English officer is a
good sport He will sit on a fire step
and listen respectfully to Private
Jones' theory of the way the war
should be conducted. . This war is
gradually crumbling the once insurmountable
wall of caste.
You would be convinced of this If
you could see King George go among
his men on an inspecting tour under
fire, or pause before a little wooden
which perhaps is sinking into the mud
?the bolt couldn't be opened with a
team of horses it is so rusty?but he
spits on his sleeve and slowly polishes
his bayonet; when this is done he also
is ready to argue with Fritz.
It is not necessary to mention the
colonials (the Canadians, Australians
and New Zealanders), the whole world
knows what they have done for England.
The Australian and New Zealander
is termed the "Anzac," taking the
name from the first letters of their official
designation, Australian and New
Zealand army corps.
Tommy divides the German army
into three classes according to their
fighting abilities. They rank as follows:
Prussians, Bavarians and Saxons.
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When up against a Prussian regiment
it is a case of keep your napper {
below the parapet and duck. A bangbang
a .l the time and a war is on. The
Bavarians are little better, but the
Saxons are fairly good sports and are
willing occasionally to behave as gen- i
tlemen and take it easy, but you cannot
trust any of them overlong.
- At one point of the line the trenches
were about thirty-two yards apart.
This sounds horrible, but in fact it was
easy, because neither side could shell
the enemy's front-line trench for fear (
shells would drop into their own. This <
eliminated artillery fire.
In these trenches when up against ;
the Prussians and Bavarians, Tommy
had a hot time of it, but when the Sax- (
ons "took over" it was a picnic; they t
would yell across that they were Sax- :
ons and would not fire. Both sides !
would sit on the parapet and carry on <
a conversation. This generally consist- 1
ed of Tommy telling them how much ]
he loved the kaiser, while the Saxons
informed Tommy that King George
was a particular friend of theirs and
hoped that he was doing nicely.
When the Saxons were to be relieved
by Prussians or Bavarians, they would
yell this information across No Man's
Laud and Tommy would immediately
tumble into his trench and keep his
head down.
If an English regiment was to be relieved
by the wild Irish, Tommy would
tell the Saxons, and immediately a volley
of "Donner und Blitzens" could
be heard and it was Fritz's turn to get
a crick in his back from stooping, and
the people in Berlin would close their
windows.
Usually when an Irishman takes over
a trench, just before "stand down" in
the morning, he sticks his rifle over
the top, aimed in the direction of Berlin,
and engages in what is known as
the "mad minute." This consists of
v firing fifteen shots in a minute. He
is not aiming at anything in particular
?just sends.over eaclj shot with a
prayer, hoping that one of his strays
will get some poor unsuspecting Fritz
In the napper hundreds of yards behind
the lines. It generally does: that'a ^
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tne reason the Boches hate the man
from Erin's isle.
The Saxons, though better than the
Prussians and Bavarians, have a nasty
trait of treachery in their makeup.
At one point of the line where the
trenches vere very close, a stake was
driven into the ground midway between
the hostile lines. At night when
it was his turn, Tommy would crawl
to this ;stake and attach some London
papers to it, while at the foot he would
place tins of bully beef, fags, sweets,
and ether delicacies that he had received
from Blighty in the ever lookedfor
parcel. Later on Fritz would come
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| The next night Tommy wonld go ont
to see what Fritz pnt Into his stocking,
i The donation generally consisted of a
| paper from Berlin, telling who was
i winning the war, some tinned sausages,
j cigars, and occasionally a Uttld beer,
.but a funny thing, Tommy never re|
turned with the beer unless it was ln1
side of him. His platoon got a whiff of
his breath one night and the offending
I Tommy lost his job.
| One night a young English sergeant
; crawled to the stake and as he tried to
j detach the German paper a bomb ex;
ploded and mangled him horribly. Fritz
j had set a trap and gained another vicj
tim which was only one more black
; mark against htm in the book of this
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