The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, May 27, 1915, Page 6, Image 6
ELEVENTH NATION IN WAR J
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ITALIAN TIIOOIS IN OKKAT Nl'NI15KK
AT FKONTIKIt.
Interest in t'anipaijjns Dwarfed I?y j xi
Stirinj; St-enes in Latest Kn- t
ti-ant. | c
Italy, the eleventh nation to enter J t
the world war. has thrown down the a
gage of battle to Austria. (.
Austrian and Italian troops in vast j
numbers face each other along the 0
mountainous frontier. .Most of Aus- fj
tria's warships are at Pola. The Ital- \
ian fleet put to sea from Spezia weeks c.
ago. and its whereabouts is not j
known. . f
The official proclamation signed by
the king fixed May 24 as the com- p
mencement of the war. but almost s
immediately the Italian ambassador
at ?Yienna presented the Austrian for- n
eign office with the formal declara- c
tion, and shortly afterward Germany ^
instructed her ambassador at Rome t
to leave the Julian capital with the a
Austro-Hungarian ambassador. e
In an official statement issued at j.
Berlin the German government sa..v? v
that by this attack against the dual v
monarchy Italy also has broken her i
alliance with Germany and adds that E
the loyal relationship existing be- j:
tween Austria-Hungary and the Ger- c
man empire remains unimpaired. j;
Expectancy in the action of Italy t
has dwarfed interest in other mat- t
ters connected with the war, and, g
strangely enough, there have been lit- p
tie of paramount importance to at- ^
tract attention. Battles both in the p
east and west are being fought much s
after the manner of the past six p
months, with losses or gains here and 0
there. e
Checks to the Germans north of j
Arras, progress east of Festubert and 0
the capture of trenches near Neuville t
/?Virnr?iHpd hv Paris. a
at vaooi ai v
fo
Berlin asserts that to the south of v
Neuville the Germans made gains ^
and that an attack on the Lorette a
, heights was repulsed. a
In the East the Austrians claim to j
have repulsed the Russians. In the p
northwest of Russia Berlin claims a jj
defeat of the Muscovites with the n
capture of some 600 prisoners and a ^
number of machine guns. p
The Triple Entente powers have n
notified Turkey that all the members t
of the Turkish government and such ^
agents of the government as are e
found implicated will be held personally
responsible for the massacres a
of Armenians. d
The condition of the king of s
Greece, who has been ill for several 0
days, is reported to have taken a se- ^
rious turn. Because of the king's ill- v
ness, the question as to whether F
Greece shall maintain her neutrality j
or enter the general conflict has been g
add*
IClIIpUiaiiij iatu t
Ancient Humor. b
Half a century ago that form of
humor known as the conundrum was ^
thought to be amusing and one of
the highest forms of wit. And the ^
man or woman who had a store of
new ones always ready to propound ^
was considered a most entertaining
person. Of course, everybody knows
what a conundrum is. for even today
it creeps up occasionally in some remote
district. But the really old ^
ones that delighted our grandfathers ^
are for the most part buried in oblivion.
Did you ever hear of the one
about the watch dog? This is of the
brand of 1850, and is pretty good of
its kind: ^
Jo o n-otoVi Hop hipppr at
night than in the morning?" "Be- ^
cause he is let out at night and taken
in in the morning." ^
This one was a great favorite of
the beaux of 1860, who wanted to
flatter the ladies:.
"When is a bonnet not a bonnet?" ^
"When it becomes a pretty wo- *
man." *
Here are some more about the
same period that may interest you:
"What's the difference between a
donkey and a postage stamp?" "One
you lick with a stick and the other
* you stick with a lick."
"What was the greatest feat in
the eating line ever known?" "That ^
recorded of the man who began by
bolting a door, after which he threw i
up a window and then sat down and t
swallowed the whole story." i
"Why is a little dog's tail like the
heart of a tree?" "Because it is
farthest from the bark." I
"Which would you rather do? c
look like a greater fool than you are
or be a greater fool than you look? T
(Let the person choose, and then say,
"That's impossible.")
"What do lawyers do when they t
die?" "Lie still." .
"What is the most inconvenient t
time for a train to start?" "12:50,
as it is ten to one you don't catch 1
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Telling Tlieni Apart.
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"How do you tell the twins apart?" 1
"One of them has a scar on her
temple." t
"Which one has the scar?" r
"I can never remember."?Hous- t
"ton Post. F
a (.'kockk \hvi:i:tisi:d.
lttributps All of His Success to I it- j
telligent I'se of Printer's Ink. |
Duke C. Bowers, of .Memphis, Ten-j
;essee. has 4:! grocery stores in that j
own and sells nearly half of the groeries
consumed there. Sixteen years
go he was piling staves in a Kenucky
barrel factory at per day
nd while working at that job conluded
to go in business for himself,
t friend loaned him and he
pened a cash grocery. His sales the
rst day amounted to just eight cents.
Cow lie is rated in the millionaire
lass. Andrew u uenung qmnes .m.
lowers in the St. Louis Republic as
ollows:
"If I had not discovered newspaer
advertising, I would still be strug:ling
for a living in that first store
nstead of having forty-three. A few
uonths after 1 openpd my cash groerv
in Columbus. Ky., Charles X.
\*alker, who used to edit the paper
here, showed me it would be to my
dvantage to take a half page ad
very week, changing the ad every
ssue. Common sense told me there
. as no use running a business that
. ould save the people unless you
old them so, so I signed a six
nonths' contract, it punea so wen
a fact that I used to buy 200 extra
opies and mail them out over Carisle
county to see if I couldn't get
he farmers to come to Columbus to
rade. Pretty soon I became the bigest
advertiser that Walker had. Half
ages became too small for me. I
egan to use pages. And business
icked up accordingly. Seeing the
uccess possible in a cash business
ushed by good advertising, I sold
ut to go where I could get the greatst
results for my efforts. Just beore
starting for Memphis an uncle
f mine called me out for a private
alk. 'Duke,' he said, 'you're not
oing to Memphis sure enough, are
ou?' 'That is what I am going to
o.' I replied, 'I'm going down there
nd go into the grocery business right
way.' He shook his head sorrowul-like
and said, 'Duke, those newsapers
will get all the money you
ave got. Charlie Walker has been
aaking more out of your business
han you have.' 'Well, the newspa
er? have gotten a 101 out 01 me, uui
ay greatest regret is that I didn't let
hem have more.' 'Then you believe
a advertising?' Mr. Bowers was askd.
" 'I am not merely a believer in
dvertising,' was the prompt rejoiner,
"I am almost a maniac on the
ubject. I firmly believe if I had
nly spent half so much for advertisag
as I have 6pent, I wouldn't be
rorth half so much as I am worth,
'urthermore, I am convinced that if
had been foresighted enough to
pend twice as much for adverising
as I have spent, that I would
e worth twice what I am worth."
Pass a Law.
ire your neighbors very bad?
Pass a law!
)o they smoke? Do they chew?
ire they bothering you?
)on't they do as you would do?
Pass a law!
ire your wages awful low?
Pass a law!
ire the prices much too high?
)o the wife and babies cry
Cause the turkeys all roost high?
Pass a law!
Vhen M. D. finds new diseases,
leasles, croup or "expertisis?"
lot the mumps or enfermesis,
-est we all fly to pieces.
Pass a law!
ire the lights aburning red?
Pass a law!
loodness sakes, but ain't it awful!
.Iy! What are we going to do?
llmost anything ain't lawful.
Ind the judge is human, too!
Pass a law!
?Public,
Sucessfu] Ruse.
"Charlie," said the young mother,
'I've decided on a name for baby.
Yfi will call her Imoeene."
Papa was lost in thought for a few
noments. He did not like the name,
>ut if he opposed it his wife would
lave her own way.
"That's nice." said he presently.
'My first sweetheart was named
mogene, and she will take it as a
ompliment."
"We will call her Mary, after my
nother," was the stern reply.
He Was It.
Mr. Meek was laboriously hooking
lp the back of his wife's evening
Iress just as the clock was striking
heir dinner hour and their dinner
;uests were ringing the door bell.
T ? MaaI* KrAotlin/J liorrl V^ic? fnro_
Hi. .UCCIV uicawii^u iiui u, mo ivi tlead
was damp and his hands shook.
"I do wish someone would invent
i machine to do this kind of work,"
le muttered miserably.
"Why, they have," replied his wife
rightly as she applied some powder
tonchalantly to her nose. "They
iave. and you are it."?Youth's Comlanion.
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Wins Test
Result of the great Yale Unive
Of the forty automobiles tested ?
laboratory the Maxwell stands fir
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| 1. RELIABILITY OP TEST*
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stiff* The showing was so good that vi
on April 30th, using same oar* On thii
performance was better than on the fin
most careful experts, and the results,
2* MILEAGE*
| The effloienoy of the Maxwell
on a level road* is exoeptionally high
one of forty automobiles tested in our
3? MOTOR PERFORMANCE.
I The effioienoy of the motor i
' ollne used per hour per horse-power at
H very perfect carburetor aotlon over th<
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Power and Fuel test made on high get
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School, Yale University.
1. Name of car
2. Owner of car
3. Date of test
4. Weight of car with driver
5. Wind resisting area
6. Rolling resistance, declutched,
7. Rear ratio, direct, measured
8. Tires, size, front and rear
9. Tires, make, U. S. Non-skid
10. Wheel base
11. Cylinders
12. Carburetor
13. Ignition
14. Starter
15. Gasoline spec. grav.
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SPEED DRAWBAR PULI
Miles per Hour Pounds
10.2 42.
19.8 60.
30.1 90.
40. 132.
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3 test, the ear chewed less stiffness and the - I .
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L an to mobile as indicated to the somber of mile mllL '
? TMo mileage record Is tetter than that of any IfJI
laboratoiy to date* UM
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rear tires, Is exceedingly gpod* and Indloates Bo/
9 idiole range of speed and load* Shis record Inf
9 best one that we hare had* ||||
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MAXWELL, 1915 Model "25"
Biever Motor Car Co., New Haven
April 30th, 1915
2,000 lbs.
20 sq. ft.
high 36 lbs.
3.55 to 1
30 x 3.5
Inflated to 70 lbs.
103 inches
Four, 3 5-8 x 4 1-2
K. D.
Battery and Simms Magneto
Simms-Huff /
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HORSEPOWER FUEL
At Rear Tires Miles per Gallon
1.2 33.8
3.2 33.2
7.2 23.2
I 14.1 | 19.3
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