The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, July 16, 1914, Page 3, Image 3
THE INCONSISTENT MALE.
And the Girl Who Likes to I>o the
Talking.
"As to the inconsistency of man,"
began the girl who likes to talk.
"Don't you mean the inconsistency
of women?" hopefully inquired the
masculine listener.
^ "I do not. I mean just what I
said! Why, a woman would
have to work all day and then overtime
to be as inconsistent as a man
can be in one short hour! I supv
pose you hate the present feminine
fashions?"
"r?f aili the insane, idiotic and
homely styles " began the unwary
masculine listener, confused by
her sudden switch of conversation.
"Turaloo!" chortled the girl who
likes to talk. "Of course, you do!
You spend all your spare time raving
about them and thinking up cutting
things to say about the women who
s deck themselves so! You wonder
and you are seized with fear as to the
future, and you are pained and regret
to observe!
"l? seems to you woman is degenerating
and you would like to know i
what the world is coming to and why
some woman with brains and modes-?
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ly QOtJbli l ttlivo ttiiu uCij vucoc oa ik/*ters
of fashion and dress as men i
would like to see her do. 1
"Say?I'd like to see the inside of 1
your head sometimes when you've invited
me to go to the theatre and I i
came down stairs attired in a gathered
skirt five yards around the bottom i
edge, fiat-heeled shoes and a poke i
' bonnet with a ribbon band that was i
warranted not to jab out anyone's <
eye or to require the elevating of the
cab rocf. If you didn't have a sudden
fit of illness on the spot to prevent
your going I'd be awfully surprised.
You know perfectly well that <
> you'd never have the nerve to walk
down Michigan avenue with a girl !
who was so different from everyone ]
else that 6he was a regular procession!
Now would you?"
"Well," began the masculine lis- :
\ tener, frowning, "I think you are j
somewhat extreme " <
"You have to be," she said ruth- ;
iessly. "If you aren't a freak of <
fashion you have to be a frump be- ]
cause you aren't! And I suppose (
you approve of the domestic woman? i
You'd like to know what the modern i
girls mean by frivoling their time ]
away and playing bridge and Hunting
bargains and going to matinees and :
? crowding to be manicured instead of i
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doing it themselves and eating choco- :
Ifcte creams, while mother irons their '
party dresses! 1
"Don't open your mouth that way,
because those are your very words!
I never heard you say them, but no
man except a deaf and dumb one ever
grows to be 30 without having that
kind of an attack! Pretty soon they'll
vaccinate against it.
1 "The worst cases moan and sob
because the modern woman doesn't
put up preserves and sugar cure the .
hams and recommend camphorated
oil if anyone sniffles! How long
would you last if you came to call on
me and I entertained you with a
sprightly account of how I peeled
onions for dinner and cleaned the top
shelves in the pantry and how the ,
juice boiled over on the currants and !
burned and, anyhow, I was afraid the ]
stuff was not going to jelly?and that .
tomorrow if the sun shone I intended (
hanging out the woolens to prevent
-.v. moths?"
"Say!" protested the masculine lis- !
V tener. He got no farther. .
"I am," the girl who likes to talk
told him. "The modern woman does (
all those things, of course, if she is
? any kind of a housekeeper?but she ,
keeps it dark! She entertains you ,
with her frivolings! The lady who
cure.d hams and made candies didn't ,
frivol because she hadn't time, and ;
somehow I think the men those days ,
must have led terribly dull lives. And ,
you do admire the economical girl, ,
the sort who thinks twice before she
spends papa's pennies. She says, (
'Yes, dear father,' and makes over .
i her year before last best dress instead
of raging the poor old gentleman into .
his grave to buy her something better
than anyone else has! I don't
notice you flocking in her wake, however!
You are right beside little
bright-eyes in the slit skirt about
twenty inches wide and the hat with
t a 1 1-2 foot anaemic feather on it
that is warranted to jab out every eye ,
within a block! Now, if the harbor- .
ing of all these contradictory senti- (
ments is not being inconsistent " .
i "I am bowed to the ground," said
the masculine listener. * "If you will (
listen acutely you can hear my deli- ,
cately restrained wails of anguish! ,
I like your conversation, but I'll be
hanged if I like your topics. Come
on, let's go to the theatre. And I'll ,
v dare you to wear a poke bonnet!"
"I wouldn't be caught dead in
one," declared the girl who likes to
talk. "You're perfectly safe!"? i
Chicago News.
Blowhard made one of those i
Mother Hubbard speeches."
, v "Mother Hubbard?why?" i
"It covered everything and touch- <
ed nothing.?Indianapolis Star. i
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DOCTOR KIDNAPS GIRL OF 15.
Then Shoots Constable Who Arrested
Him.
Honaker, Va., July 10?Word
came here today of a man hunt that
has been on for three days in the
wilds of Russell county. Throngs of
men are searching for Dr. J. W.
Worth, a physician, who shot and
killed William Bail, a constable, who
had arrested him* on a charge of kidnapping
Louise Harris, the fifteenyear-old
daughter of Warren Harris,
a stock raiser of the Blue Grass section.
No trace of the physician has
been found, other than a camping
place he had occupied in a lonely
spot in the hills about five miles from
the scene of the crime.
The tragedy has stirred the mountainside,
and it is feared the physician
will be summarily dealt with if
he is captured.
It is a tale of mountain jealousy
and love for a child that led to the
killing. For some time, it ie said,
Dr. Worth had been attentive to
pretty Louise Harris. Because of
her age and the fact that the parents
had favored a young farmer as
the suitor for their daughter, Dr.
Worth was forbidden in the Harris
home. Then, it is asserted, he conceived
the plan of kidnapping the
girl, and about a week ago he is said
to have lured her away from home.
A warrant was procured for his
arreet, and the father offered a reward
for the return of the girl. Constable
John Honaker arrested the
doctor, but the physician was too
quick for him, and when he got the
drop on him with his revolver, he
fnrr^d Honaker to turn his back
while he escaped. Then Constable
Ball entered into the game of love,
lure and jealousy. He found the
doctor at his home, and started with
him to Honaker for a preliminary
bearing. The girl was sent back to
her parents.
While on the way to Honaker.
Ball decided to have some amusement
at the expense of his prisoner,
and this.cost him his life. He forced
Dr. Worth to do the tango, the
Highland fling and a few other dances,
while he held him covered with
bis revolver. This was fun for the
onlookers. Not so with the doctor,
and he vowed vengeance. When the
constable and prisoner arrived at the
home of Henry Atkinson, in the village
of Finney, they stopped for a
meal. Dr. Worth saw a shotgun
standing in the corner of the dining
room. He grabbed it, and without a
word of warning, fired at Ball. The
load almost decapitated the constable.
Dr. Worth then fled to the hills.
The Women Army Followers.
A Mexican army entraining is picturesque
in much the same way that
a gypsy camp is. It includes soldiers.
women, children. Dots and Dans
of primitive domesticity, pet dogs,
cats, lambs, goats and even parrots.
The regulations allow the soldiers to
take their families to war. Officers
told me that the rule was one woman
to every eight men, but if such regulation
exists it is for publication only.
As many women go as want to
?and when an army moves out from
a large city the number of soldaderas
is pretty likely to be more than onethird
that of the soldados. And
many of them have one or several
children.
From the days of the Montezumas,
Mexican women have borne
their-part in war, and Mexico cannot
imagine an effective army without
its array of women camp followers.
They forage for the army's
food and cook it. They carry water
to their men on the battlefield; they
are the only nurses that the wounded
have; frequently they march beside
the weary soldiers, carrying, not only
the camp equipment, but their
guns as well. They are brave, patient,
hard working and faithful
Sometimes they are the legal wives
of the men they accompany; more
often their relations are for the campaign
only. These soldaderas range
from 12 or 15 years to 60 or more?
the older women being, usually, the
mothers of conscripts, who elect to
follow their sons to the front.
It may seem strange that women
in such numbers Undertake the dangers
and hardships of a campaign.
But life is cheaply held among the
lower classes in Mexico, and hardships
and fatigue are the common lot
in peace or war. Besides these women
plunder the dead on the battlefield,
and pick up what they can on
the march. A woman cooks for her
own man as a matter of course. If
she cooks for any others they pay her
any pay well. A successful campaign
will frequently furnish capital with
which to start a little shop or to attract
a desirable permanent husband
in civil life.?Leslie's Weekly.
A tiny chick was oddly incubated
unUpr thp sun-heated roof in a bnv
loft in Glen Rock, Pa., where it was
found away up in the stable of Waller
Shipley. The egg mu-t have been
laid in the hay field, and through
some strange chance it came unbroken
into the loft unnoticed, with a load
of hay.
SLEW HER FATHER. '
Mrs. Clifford Griffin Says She Killed
Him as He Slept.
Whigham, Ga., July 11.?Mrs. Clifford
Griffin, 24 years old, daughter
of H. Preston Powe, a widely known
Grady county farmer, who was found
dead in his bed yesterday morning
from a gunshot wound, told a coroner's
jury today that she had slain
her father, as he slept, because of
repeated attacks on her.
She declared that her father had
repeatedly attacked her and had come
to her room after midnight. She followed
him to his room, she said, and
when he slept, fired into the back of <
his skull with a shotgun, killing him J
instantly. ^
She was freed on a verdict of jus- ]
tifiable homicide. Her brother, How- C
ard Powe, aged 18, who had been arrested,
was released also.. J
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