The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, December 05, 1912, Page 5, Image 5
0 PERSONAL MENTION.
People Visiting in This City and
at Other Points.
?Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Wvman are
visiting relatives in Aiken.
?Magistrate J. C. Copeland, of
Ehrhardt, was in the city Monday.
^ ?Miss Maude Spann, of Denmark,
^ visited Mrs. O. A. Simmons last week.
? T S Rifp r?f Davishoro.
mr * ~ - -
Ga., is spending some time in the
city.
?Mr. Frank Bradley, of Columbia,
spent Sunday in the city with
friends.
?Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Berry, Jr., of
Branchville, spent Sunday in the city
with relatives and friends.
?Miss A UP a Black, who is teaching
in the Olar school, spent the
Thanksgiving holidays at home.
^ ?County Commissioners G. B.
Kinard and G. W. Folk were in the
city Monday, attending a board meeting.
?Misses Lallah Byrd and Mae
Brabham, from Columbia college,
spent the Thanksgiving holidays at
"h r?m a
w
?Mrs L. E. Hill, leaves to-night
I for Sanford, Fla., where she will
1 spend the winter with her son. Mr.
| H. H. Hill.
! ?Mr. H. L. Hinnant, the efficient
assistant postmaster, spent last
Thursday in Ridgeway with relatives
and friends.
?Mrs. M. L. Glenn, of Greenville,
who has been spending some time in
[ the city with Mr. and Mrs. R. L.
Risher, returned home Sunday.
?Miss Pearl Black, who is teach!
ingi in the Florence graded school,
spent the Thanksgiving holidays at
home with her parents. Mr. and Mrs.
Thos. Black.
1 ?Mrs. E. A. Smoak and daughter,
I Miss Estelle, left Tuesday morning
\ for Jacksonville, Fla., where they
will spend some time with Mrs.
) Smoak's son, Mr. F. M. Smoak, who
is now making that city his home.
COYOTE NOT A COWARD.
Prairie Wolf Battles Bravely With
Twenty-five Dogs.
M The coyote, or prairie wolf, having
3S acquired a bad reputation for cowBfll
ardine and other unworthv auali
Hp ties, is being rehabilitated as a fight I
ing animal in the far northwest,
Eft where his warfare on sheep has led
B to the institution of "coyote drives,"
mr writes a contributor to the New York
" Press. Rabbit drives are common
* in the west. Hundreds of men turn
out and drive jack rabbits into a
e sort of corral, where they are killed
in great numbers. The success of
the rabbit drives led many people
to suppose that the coyote could be
"rounded, up" in the same way.
One experiment was tried in. south?
ern Idaho.' Hundreds of men and
boys worked all day in driving in the
coyotes, whcich swarm all through
the region, and when they, the men
S and boys, had all converged at the
corral they louna just one coyuie
in it, and he got away!
When the next great coyote drive
took place better precautions were
taken to prevent the animals from
"leaking" through the lines. This
drive was to the Powder river valley,
in eastern Oregon. About 250
farmers, all thirsting, as it were, for
the blood of the coyotes which had
stolen their sheep, were mounted on
horseback, and they took with them
fifty dogs. They scoured the country
and'kept well together, and after a
good and well-managed ride sixty
v coyotes were rounded up in a field.
There was great excitement now,
and some of the younger and more
inexperienced men thought they
only had to put these sixty "cowardly"
creatures to death in a heap.
They soon found they were mistaken.
The coyotes made a grand
S.. and concerted rush for the compact
line of men, horses and dogs that
* hemmed them, and when this rush
was over the hunters found that they
had only nine wolves within their inV
closure. All the rest were roaming
the plains of eastern Oregon at their
own sweet wills.
The hunters now* turned their attention
to those that were loft, and,
chiefly by the help of the dogs succeeded
in putting them to death.
Only one dog out of the fifty, however,
proved adequate to the task of
^ 4 actually killing a coyote, and he killI
ed several of the nine.
I One of the coyotes was the most
^ valiant fighter the hunters ever had
seen. Xo gray wolf, no grizzly could
have fought with more determination
or with more skill and to better
effect. At one time twenty-five dogs
were engaged in an attack upon this
"* coyote, and such was the extraordinary
swiftness of his teeth that he
kept them all at bay.
The men declared they got more
excitement out of this raid on the
coyotes than they ever had ohtameo
for any other hunt. Acting on the
experience gathered in it. they at
once organized another drive and
hope to do better next time.
THE METHODIST MINISTERS.
(Continued from page 1)
Georgetown: Duncan?H. J. Du
can; West End?J. B. Mahaffey.
Greelyville?W. P. Way.
Honey Hill?G. P. Penny.
Johnsonville?J. F. Anderson.
Jordan?W. T. Patrick.
Kingstree?D. A. Phillips.
Lake City?C. C. Derrick.
McClellanville?G. A. Treasley.
New Zion?J. R. Soujourner.
Pee-Dee?J. O. Carraway.
Pinoplis?W. C. Gleaton.
Rome?R. E. Sharpe.
Salters?W. T. Redienbaugh.
Sampit?W. H. Perry.
Scranton?J. W. Bailey.
South Florence?J. M. Gasque.
Summerton?J. R. T. Major.
Columbia District.
Columbia District?W. M. Dunca
presiding elder.
AiKen?tt. Jiiiueriuge.
Aiken Circuit?D. E. Jeffcoat.
Bateeburg?J. E. Mahaffey.
Bath and Langley?S. W. Dunca
Columbia: Washington Street?
A. Steele; Main Street?T. G. He
bert: Green Street?D. W. Kelle
Whaley Street?J. H. Thacke
Brookland?W. C. Winn; Edgewoi
?J. K. Inabinet; Shandon?L.
Gillespie.
Edgefield?J. R. Walker.
Fairfield?C. M. Peeler.
Gilbert?L. E. Peeler.
Graniteville?C. S. Felder.
Johnston?E. H. Beckham.
Leesville?A. E. Driggers.
Lexington?J. E. Rushton.
Leesville Circuit?J. A. Graham.
Lexington Fork?C. W. Burgei
North Augusta?C. E. Peele.
Ridgeway?J. P. Winningham.
Springfield?S. H. Booth.
Swansea?W. H. Whitaker.
Wagener?W. D. Quick.
Columbia College?W. W. Dani
Epworth Orphanage?W.
Wharton.
Marion District.
Marion District?R. H. Jones, pi
o i o? i n or older
Anyon Circuit?F. S. Hook.
Blenheim?J. S. Beasley.
Britton's Neck?W. A. Your
blood.
Brownsville?A. R. Phillips.
Bucksville?W. R. Barnes.
Centenary?R. R. Doyle.
Conway?A. D. Betts.
Conway Circuit?J. I. Spinks.
Clio?A. E. Holler.
Dillon?R. E. Stackhouse.
GallivantsD. H. Everett.
Latta?F. H. Shuler.
Latter Circuit?J. H. Graves.
Little River?J. E. Cook.
Little Rock?M. Dargan.
Loris?S. T. Creech.
Marion?S. B. Harper.
Marion Circuit?J. M. Meetze.
Mullins?W. C. Kirkland.
Mullins Circuit?W. A. Beckha:
Little Pee-Dee?W. C. Owen.
Waccamaw?E. F. Scoggins.
Horry Industrial Institute?E.
Watson, president.
Orangeburg District.
Orangeburg District?M. L. Ban!
presiding elder.
Bamberg?W. H. Hodges.
Barnwell?W. J. Snyder.
Branchville?W. S. Martin.
Cameron?T. W. Godbolt.
Denmark?M. M. Brabham.
, Edisto-s?L. E. Wiggins.
Eutawville?H. D. Vaughn.
Grover?T. A. Shealy.
Harleyville?T. J. White.
Norway?A. S. Leslie.
Olar?(to be supplied.)
Orangeburg: St. Paul's?W.
Duncan.
Orangeburg Circuit?S. W. Hem
Orange?J. J. Stevenson.
Providence?T. L. Belvin.
"D/\T,?/Nr.Tr?n/% T LT Unlmort
XVU\>C5V1HC U . x\. xiviuiau.
Smoaks?J. C. Counts.
St. George?J. W. Arial.
Rock Hill District.
Rock Hill District?T. C. O'De
presiding elder.
Blacksburg?J. P. Patton.
Blackstock?J. X. Isom.
Chester?J. C. Roper.
Chester Circuit?J. H. Montgoi
ery.
Clover Circuit?h. G. Hardin.
East Chester?J. V. Davis.
East Lancaster?W. C. Kelly.
Fort Mill?F. L. Glennan.
Hickory Grove?H. B. Hardy.
Lancaster?E. T. Hodges.
Lancaster Circuit?C. P. Cartel
North Rock Hill?J. A. White.
Richburg?W. S. Goodwin.
Rock Hill: St. John's?E.
Hardin; West Main Street?H. 1
Bays; Rock Hill Circuit?L. T. Ph
lips.
Van Wyck?W. M. Hardin.
Y o r k v i 11 e?Henry Stokes.
Spartanburg; District.
Spartanburg District?A. J. Ca
then, presiding elder.
Belmont?J. B. Ivilgore.
Campobello?J. R. Copeland.
Carlisle?O. X. Rountree.
Cherokee and Cowpens ?
Brock.
Chesnee?G. H. Hodges.
Clifton and Glenclale?Elzie Y
ers.
Drayton and Beaumont?(to
supplied.)
Enoree?W. B. Justus.
Gaffney: Buford Street?T.
\Tn-rric* T.imoetnTKi StrPPt .T ^
*UVi VAAV v .
Shell; Gaffney Circuit?J. A. Ble
soe.
Inman?J. A. Cook.
Jonesville?W. H. Arial.
Kelton?F. E. Hodges.
Pacolet Circuit?A. H. Best.
Pacolet Mills?C. B. Dawsey.
Reidsvillc?E. L. McCoy.
Spartanburg: Bethel?A.
Brunson; Central?C. C. Herbert.
Duncan and Saxon?B. J Guess,
E. Camak.
Union: Grace?J. L. Daniel; Bi
falo and Green Street?\V. F. Gau]
South Union?J. H. Danner.
Woodruff?\V. L. Wait.
Anti-Saloon League superinten
ent?J. L. Harley.
Sumter District.
Sumter District?R. H. Jones, pi
siding elder.
Bethanv?J. X. Wright.
Bishopville?G. E. Edwards.
Camden?H. B. Brown.
Camden Circuit?J. C. Davis.
Elloree?J. E. Strickland.
Fort Mill?T. F. Gibson.
Heath Springs?H. C. Mouzon.
Kershaw?S. D. Bailey.
Lynchburg?S. J. Bethea.
BRIDEGROOM GOES TO JAIL. |
Haled from Wedding Recpetion and I
~ Rushed Oft' to Prison.
La Crosse, Wis., Nov. 29.?Married
Wednesday morning to Miss
Mae Phillips, a wealthy heiress, William
Owen, an employe in a Minne
apons corporation omce, was arrest- b
ed in the midst of the reception to ^
the wedding guests. The young man B
spent his wedding night in jail and I
remained there over Thanksgiving, g
To-day he was arraigned on a fugitive J
warrant and remanded to await the |
arrival of extradition papers from I
the governor of Wisconsin. He is ?
charged with, deceiving Miss Ger- |
n, trude Strickland, a coed at the Uni- I
versity of Minnesota. ^
The Wesley Houses. fe
n. The minutes of the Woman's Home H
-S. Mission Society, M. E. Church, South, J
jr~ for 1911, show that this society has
ten deaconesses and city missionaries
od at work in South Carolina. This soD.
ciety has under its control twentyone
Wesley Houses. Two are in
South Carolina?one in Orangeburg
and one in Spartanburg. Great re
suits in character building and in I
changed lives are sure to be apparent |
at each of these centres of good in- I
fluence. ss.
Some things we are doing at the
Wesley House by Miss Regan:
Is organized work worth while? ?
Does it pay? Does it make better
homes, better men and women, betel
ter citizens? '
B 11
I shall not take the space to give f
you what would be my answer to the '
above questions but shall rather tell t
you something of the organized work .,
we are doing at the Wesley House c
and leave you to draw your own con[%~
elusions. ^
If we did not have a place to centralize
our work it would be impossible
to do much for the young peo- ^
pie and children, who are either at
school or in the factory when I do my
house to house visiting. ^
At the Mother's Club, which meets ^
weekly, we sew, cook, and discuss ,
the problems which confronts the '
home-maker and try to arrive at
c
some solution of the same. We will
o
also have educational lectures as well ,
h
as lectures from doctors and nurses ,
fi
m.- on various subjects. And do not all
" ? tVia K^,o ,1 + i f ,i 1 9 Then
VV W11ICUL IUVC lliu LTcauiuui .
^ can it be doubted the eyes and minds
0 o
of these women will be educated to
p
appreciate the esthetic by having the .
doors of our attractive Wesley House
k-S, s
opened to them. The testimony of
the mothers is that they feel more ,
d
like doing their work at home after
they have had our hour and a half at
o
the Wesley House. _
F
We have just organized one phase ^
of our work among the young people, ,
The Chorus Club, which meets every
Saturday evening with God as our
guide, and with out two efficient di- ^
rectors. Misses Sue Walker and Sim- '
sie McMichael we may claim success
J c
in partly moulding the characters of ^
the young people.
The junior boys are organized into *
a self-governing club known as the
Young Citizens' Social Club. Their
jj motto is "Strong and Sturdy." Their .
aim to develop body and mind and 4
soul. They work towards this end L
by having games, a business session
in which they are learning parliaai
o
mentary rules and also the use and
value of laws. They open their business
session by reading a passage
from the Bible and with prayer and g
make it a penalty for one of their
members to curse or use cigarettes.
Again I ask you is such work
worth while?
d
K Tne wesiey Mouse sianas as a cenSV\
ter for wholesome recreation, educail
tional inspiration, physical development,
and social betterment, as well
as for religious quickening, in a community
where larger opportunities g
lu- have been denied. Through the lov,
. . ? tj
ing service and instruction ot a
c
trained and cultured deaconess, a
glimpse of a larger world is brought
R. within the vision of the people. In
11
the domestic science classes the
young women and girls are taught
good values, and given an idea of g
be what better nourished bodies mean.
The betterment through this social
ministry will come not only to those ^
A ' in the Wesley House community, to
id- those who have put into it their
money and service, there will come a
truer sense of the brotherhood of humanity.?Orangeburg
Times and
Democrat.
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Manning?G. P. Watson. n
X, Oswego?J. P. Attawav.
Pinewood?R. M. Dubose. t
D. Providence?G. W. Way.
Richland?George Lee. p
if. St. John's and Rembert?E. P. d
It; Hutson. fi
St. Matthew's?J. M. Steadman.
Sumter: First Church?D. M. Mcd
Leod; Broad Street?J. M. Rogers. p
o
Transfers.
Transfers?S. A. Donahoe to Vir- ^
"e- ginia Conference; \V. S. Henry to Q
Florida Conference: H. L. Power to tl
Western North Carolina Conference; p
W. E. Thompson to Baltimore Conference*
S. A. Steele to this Conference,
from Tennessee Conference; P. "
B. Wells to this Conference, from h
Kentucky Conference; J. B. Kilgore ^
to this Conference, from Texas; W.
E. Thompson to this Conference,
from Tennessee Conference.
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you make your selecti
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IWe place at your disp
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j come and see. We m
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^ Genuine Ebony Toilet Sets
Sterling Silver Toilet Sets
J Quadruple Plate Toilet Sets
Sterling Silver Manicure Sets
1 French Ivory Manicure Sets
J Quadruple Plate Manicure Se
Comb and Brush Sets
French Ivory Hair Brushes
Lap Desk
Brass Jardinieres
Brass Fern Dishes
We have the hove In an
J PEOPLE
la1
CRIME AMONG ANIMALS.
Inemies to. Law and Order in th
Lower World.
Those in position to speak authoi
tatively assure us that crime is to b
ound among the lower as well a
mong the higher animals?men. I
he lower order it appears there ar
ndividuals, like men, that seem ii
apable of living and satisfying thei
rants without doing harm to thei
ellows. The school of Lombros
oes so far as to assert that almos
very variety of human wrongdoin
nds its rountemart in the crime
ommitted by animals.
Among bees there is much thef
'he "light-fingered" gentry of th
ives, in order to save themselve
he trouble of working, attack th
lasses, kill them, rob the hives an
arry off the booty when they cannc
btain it by stealth. Sometime:
aving acquired an incurable tast
or robbery and violence, they fori
egular colonies of bandits.
It has been pointed out that, extr?
rdinary as it may seem, it is quit
ossible to produce artificially thes
iny enemies to law and order by th
imple process of giving working bee
mixture of honey and brandy t
rink! They at once become moros
nd irritable, and after a short cours
f the mixture lose all desire to worl
'inally, when hunger stirs, they ai
ack and plunder the well-supplie
ives.
Dove owners assert that in almos
very dove cote there are birds tha
ry to obtain material for their nest
y abstracting straws that have bee
ollected by others. These mil
hieves are not only lazy, but ur
menable to discpiline by their fe
JWS.
Murder is not uncommon anion
nimals, "murder" in this sense to
ig applied to that kind of killin
hat has nothing to do with th
truggle for existence, but whic
rises from malice, pure and simple
r from downright passion. Storks
: seems, frequently kill members c
he flock which at the time of m
ration either refuse to follow thei
r are unable to do so.
A veterinary surgeon has testifie
bat in every regiment of cavalry on
aay find horses that rebel agains
iscipline and let .no opportunity es
ape them of doing harm either t
lan or their well-trained fellows. I
ealing with these "bad actors" ;
Iways is necessary to be on one'
uard, and it often is imperative t
eparate them from the others i
tie stable, as they try to steal thei
ompanion's food. What is str
lore curious is that their skulls sho^
n abnormal formation, the forehea
arrow and retreating?Xew Yor
'ress.
chrank Found Insane by Alienist*
Milwaukee, Wis., Nov. 19.?Tha
ohn Schrank, who shot Theodor
toosevelt on the night of October 1
ist, is insane will be the substanc
f an unanimous report of the fiv
lienists appointed by Judge A. C
lackus to examine into the prison
r's mental condition, was the state
lent of a court official this after
oon.
Judge Backus stated to-day tha
he report probably would not b
resented to the court unt" Tliurs
ay, that he had no idea of what th
ndings would be.
The commission held what was en
ected would be its last session wit
clirank to-day and it was even whil
e was being subjected to furtlie
uestioning by the physicians tha
tie report gained circulation that th
risoner would be adjudged insane
Presuming that Schrank was foun
isane, it will be impossible to tr
im on the charge of attempting t
ill Col. Roosevelt. The only altern
tive is confinement in the hospita
Dr the criminal insane at Oshkost
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ions from our extensive as
for the first time this seas
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?osal a wide range for selec
t to elaborate and valual
ime here a few of the man}
Desk Blotters
Desk Sets
Ladies' Alligator Hand Bags
Ladies' Seal Skin Hand Bags
Gentlemen's BUI Books
Gentlemen's Pocket Books
ts Heal Hand Painted Chinaware
Salid Sets
Chocolate Sets
Teapot, Sugar and Cream
Bon Bon Dishes
Hat Pin Holders
i assortment of decorations and we are
:S DRUG C
THE REXALL S TO
SETTER HAS SPECIAL GLASSI
e Eyes Failed, Chvner Takes Dog
Oculist for Treatment.
r
,e A dispatch from Lead Hill, Ar
LS says:
n Minnesota Fanny, thoroughbi
e English setter, grandaughter of t
famous Joe Cummins, wears spec
;r cles. She is the property of Tr
[r Cantrell, of this city, and was fitt
o out this week with "specks" by
;t oculist of Harrison, who found tl
g she was suffering from astigmatis
!S This dog has been known as the b<
hunting dog in northwest Arkans
t. for years.
ie This year before the opening
>s the quail shooting season, Fan
e went to the fields by herself, comi
d in at night badly scratched and ma
>t times showing evidences of bad fa
3, and bumps. Her owner could i
e understand until the opening of t
q season, when he took his gun w
Fanny to the field,
i- Fanny tried hard, buty could i
e keep from falling into ditches a
ie running into trees, and Cantr
e thought she was locoed.
;s It was discovered that her e:
o had gone bad during the summ
re" and an oculist was called,
ie The dog's "specks" are held
t. place by straps and appear v<
t- much like goggles. The lenses i
d protected from damage by protri
ing rims of metal. The dog seems
;t understand their benefit and hui
it like an old-timer with them on.
s ?
n Whose Treasure,
d
i- Controversy over a fortune fr<
I- gold long hidden beneath the sno
of Alaska has come to the Unit
g States supreme court for settleme
>- On one side was the Swedish Evj
g gelical Mission church of Ameri
e on the other Peter H. Anderson, or
h its missionary teacher in the 1
?, north. In 1897 Mr. Anderson finis
s, ed his missionary training for t
>f church at Chicago, partly throu
i- means furnished by the church, it
n said he was sent to Alaska, and di
ing the next two years maae pr<
d pecting excursions into the wil
e finally striking it rich. Ever sir
>t the question has been debated as
3- whom the claim belonged,
o At one time it is said an agreemt
n was reached whereby Mr. Anders
it gave $25,000 to the church scho
s i $4,000 for the expenses of theolo
o | cal students and $25,000 for a h<
njpital. in consideration for a prom
r { of the church not to sue him for t
11 mine. The matter finally got into t
x State courts of Illinois, where >
d Anderson lost. He also lost in t
k Federal district court in northern
linois. It was from this last decisi
that he has appealed to the suprei
> court.
it
e Another Pish Story.
4
e Capt. Isaac A. Dyches told us
e Monday that in the summer of 19
j, his fish pond went dry for the fii
time in the recollection of two ge
>_ erations. Only a small pool
CflllQrP c
watex^ IIU I, LV>CULJ i&ti, gijuuiv
not evaporate. He had often caugl
.t when the pond was full, trc
e weighing as much as 12 poun
apiece. During the 1911 summer
e carload of fish died from the (
cessive heat, and Capt. Dycb
thought he had lost the seed of fi:
h as the pond had no inlet stream,
e small ditch carried off surplus wat<
r Some time earlier this year he w
t surprised by one of his little so
e who is always on the qui vive brin
i. ing home a half dozen yearling tro
a that hp had cauaht from the por
y Later Capt. Dyches and his sons we
o out in their boat and caught 20-oi
i- yearling trout, all of the same si:
,1 Now where did the new supply of fi
l. come from??Barnwell People.
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Marmalade Jars pq
Puff Boxes
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COMPANY 1
a n
3S.| "THE GREAT RIVER."
to Mississippi is the Most Remarkable
Stream in the World.
k., The river lying wholly within the
temperate zone is in this respect
*ed more fortunately situated than the
:he more fertile valleyed Amazon, since
ta- the climate here, varied and some ov
times inhospitable as it is, offers con:ed
ditions of human development there
an denied.
lat The main stream is 2,500 miles
m. in length; that is, about 10 time3
est that of the Seine, says Scribner's
sas Magazine. As Mark Twain has said
it is the "crookedest river" in the
or world, traveling i,?juu miles to cover
ny the same ground that a crow would
ng flv over in 675. For several hunny
dred miles it is a mile in width,
ills Back in 1882 it was 70 miles wide
lot when the flood was highest.
:he The volume of water discharged
ith by it into the sea is second only to
the Amazon and is greater than that
iot of all European rivers combined
nd (omitting the Volga.) The amount
ell is estimated at 139 cubic miles annually;
that is, it would fill annuls
ally a tank 130 miles long, 130
er, miles wide and 130 miles high.
With its tributaries it provides
in somewhat more than 16,000 miles
srv of navigable water, more than any
ire other system on the globe except
id- the Amazon?and more than enough
to to reach from Lake Superior to Paris
its by way of Kamchatka and Alaska?
about three-fourths of the way /
around the globe. The sediment deposited
is 40,000,000 tons, enough to
require daily for its removal 500
^ni trains of 50 cars, each carrying 50
ws tons, and to make each year two
ed square miles of new earth over a hunnt.
dred feet deep.
in- The area which it drains is'roughca,
iy a million and a quarter square
ice miles, or two-fifths of the United
far states. That is, Germany, Austria,
3h- Hun era rv. France and Italy could be
;be set down within this area and there
would still be some room to spare,
is it has the strength, for the most
Jr" part put to no use whatever, of
os" 60,000,000 horses. The difference
ds, between high water and low water f
1C8 is in some places 50 feet, which gives
t0 some impressions of the range of its
moodiness.
?nt
on .Busy Right After the Election.
ol,
gi- "Well, no Mr. Slickun," said the
3s- landlord of the Skeedee Tavern, adise
dressing the encyclopedia agent, ache
cording to the Kansas City Star, "I
he am afraid you can't do much business
Ir. here, just at this time. The people
he who might be expected to appreciate
II- your books are all otherwise en- on
gaged. Pip Mauldin has set out to
aie roll a peanut eight miles with a !
| toothpick and won't be back for some
;time. Claud Fidd will commence in
a few minutes to parade solemnly up
and down all day with a portrait of
011 Taft displayed wrong side up on his
11 back. Judge Ramsbottom is heading
rst | a procession of 28 consecutive wheelJn~;
barrows, each with a successful paj
triot in it and an unsuccessful one
! pushing it, or'vicy vercy?for nobody
| knows who gets the worst of it in a
,ut i wheelbarrow ride?25 or 30 gentleI
men are now buying the same quantia
, ty of hats for an equal number of
*x~ | other gentlemen, and practically all
tes j the rest of the voters are either
' sleeping off their triumph or disapA
: pointment or planning how they can
-r- i get the postoffice. So, as the people
as , who ordinarily would be interested in
ns i your valuable works are mixed up in
l%~ the usual after election pursuits, I
don't s'pose you can- get their undil<3,
vided attention."
nt !
dd By nature some men arc hot and
le. some are cold. Where one man has
sh money to burn another will freeze
onto it.
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