The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, December 26, 1907, Image 7
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Chestnut Creei;
flflltary Titles Discounted.
The late Senator Morgan used to
ijoy telling a story illustrative of
ie cheapness of military titles a few
ars after the civil war.
A traveler in the South was pastor
through a certain populous!
^Bemmtry district, and stopped to conHBrerse
with a farmer, who had a con^Bsiderable
number of men at work in
^Bhis hay-fields.
|Bf "Most of these men are old sol^Bdiers,"
said the farmer.
^B "You don't tell me! Were any of
flBthem officers?"
fl "Two of them. One there was1 a
^Bprivate, and the man beyond was
^Ba corporal, but the man beyond him
o main? and that man away
^Bever yonder was a colonel."
HB ''Are they all good men?"
".Well," replied the farmer, "I
BB ain't going to say anything against
^Bany man that fought for the South.
^BThat private's a first class man, and
^Bthe colonel's pretty good, too, but
IB I've made up my mind to one thing
^B ?I ain't going to hire any brigadier
B generals."
H Retribution.
B J visited a school one day where
^B Bible instruction was part of the
daily course, and in order to test the
children's knowledge asked some
B <|nestions, says a writer in the MonB-treal
Star. One class of little girls
^B looked particularly bright, and I
B asked the tallest one: "What sin
II did Adam commit'/"
I "He ate forbidden fruit.''
I "Right What tempted Adam?"
I "Eve."
I "Not really Eve, but the serpent.
I And how was Adam punished?"
I The girl hesitated and looked conI
fused. Behind her sat a little eight[
yea-old, who raised her hand and
I said: "Please, pastor, I know."
"Well, tell us! How was Adam
punished?"
"He had to marry Eve."
K. .:.y A Lost Art.
' A Richmond housekeeper bad occa.
akm many times to employ a certain
\, add character of the town known as
Aunt Cecilia Cromwell.
; / The old woman had not been seen
in Hie vicinity of the house for a long
time until recently, when the lady of
^the house said to her: \
morninir. Aunt Cecilia.
Iffby aren't yon washing nowadays?" I
[ "It'8 dis way. Miss Annie," ref
*hed Aunt Cecilia indulgently. "I's
been out o' wuhk so long dat now,
L when I could wuhk, I finds I's done
lost mah tas'e fo' it."
r v It js said that a minister who goes
to church from his home-in a carriage
on Sundays received an anonymous
letter recenfly. calling his attention
to the fact that tlje Lord never rode
to church in a carriage. The minister
read the letter from the pulpit
end then said: "If the writer will
Oomefto me next Sunday properly
saddled and bridled I will be glad to
follow the Lord's example and come
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I to church as he entered the city 01
Jerusalem."
Teacher?"Jimmy, north is in front
?f you, east oh one side of you, and
west on the other side; now, what is
"behind you?"
Jimmy (thinking a while, then look,
mg at the teacher)?"I just told ma
you would see that patch in my
I; pants."?Judge.
A Formidable Document.
H > The automatic weighing machine
p at the union station has been out of
order for some time, and to prevent
| peoplS from wasting their pennies,
Agent Robinson posted on its face,
as the rules of the company require
the word "Broken." In a few days
somebody would tear the notice off,
and then people would begin to drop
in their pennies again to see how
much they weigh?and could not
see. Then Mr. Robinson put up the
following:
PRONUNCIAMENTO.
f . Do not put pennies in my probosCIS,
non libet. I am in sine qua
uok, and I cannot reciprocate ad
valorem.
BROKEN.
And nobodv has dared to interfere
any more.?Newberry Observer.
[ Freight Train Wrecked.
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Darlington, Dec. ly -ine ireignt
train from Florence to Wadesboro,
which passes Darlington about 6
o'clock a. m., was wrecked about
three , miles above Darlington this
morning, but no one was killed or
injured.
The wreck occurred at almost the
1 same spot that the Hartsville train
was wrecked at McCown's mill last
July.
Mr. J. Wilson Gandy, the section
master, says that it must have been
caused by a broken rail. At any rate
about eight or ten freight cars were
. demolished, the engine badly damaged
and about 300 yards of track
torn up. Passengers from Hartsville
(for Darlington walked from where
the wreck occurred to Darlington this
morning, but those bound for more
distant points had to remain here all
day, as the delay on account of the
wreck caused them to miss all the
/\n4- riorlmrrtAA
muriung uoiiio uut ui ^cuungtuii.
I - -When winds shriek high in-fiendish glee,
And enters winter with his key
K Protect yourself, from disease be free;
H Take Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea.
M H. F. Hoover.
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GIRL SCALPED BY MACHINE.
Hair Becomes Entangled In Belt and Is
Torn From Her Head.
Scalped by the shaft of a machine
near which she was working, in the
running gear of which her long hair
had become entangled. Lulu Dreher of
560 Orange street was taken to the City
hospital, Newark, N. J., seriously and
perhaps mortally injured. The wrench
was so great after the rapidly moving
shaft had gripped her hair that her
scalp was torn off from the nape of
the neck almost to the forehead. It
was sewed on by surgeons in the hospital,
who now are endeavoring to
save Miss Dreher's life.
The accident occurred in the printing
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plant or m. j. Broods & l,o., ai a uuteenth
street and Park avenue. Many
girls are employed in the place, and
the sight of Miss Dreher fast in the
machine caused panic. They did nothing
at first to assist the injured worn*
an, who was semiconscious and struggling
feebly to free herself.
Miss Dreher was standing beneath
the shaft cleaning a table at which she
was working. Her hair was not done
up tightly, and one of her tresses flew
up and the shaft gripped it Screaming
from fright and pain, she was
dragged from the floor and suspended
beneath the shaft until finally her scalp
tore, loose and she dropped far enough !
to touch the floor with her toes.
The panic among the girls attracted <
the attention of Theodore S. Gottlieb,
superintendent of the plant. "Shut off
the power!" he yelled and rushed to
Miss Dreher. Seizing her in his arms
he lifted her so as to take the strain
off her neck and scalp. When the shaft
had ceased to revolve the work of getting
Miss Dreher free from it 'was begun.
It required several minutes of
careful work. Then she was hurried to
the hospital. For almost an hour there
- BiiMMiAno nropo Qt work kp win ?? the
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scalp on again.
TORN BY A LION.
Tamer Crippled For Life In a Pittsburg
Theater.
J. F. Brlggs. a liOD tamer whose
home is in New York city, was crippled
for life at a theater in Pittsburg
by a lion.
During the early part of the week
one of the largest lions became ilL .
Briggs treated the animal, but he did.
not seem to improve. When Briggs
SHOT THE LION THROUGH THE ETK.
entered the cage the lion sprang at
him and stripped the flesh from his
right leg with his teeth
The screams of Briggs brought other
attaches to the rescue, and one of
them shot the lion through the 6ye.
Briggs #was dragged from the cage in
an unconscious condition. He was hurried
to the East tEnd hospital, where
it was stated that he would recover,
but would be a cripple for life.
LIGHTNING SCARES WHALE
Tug's Officers Tell a Queer Tale of i
Puget Sound.
Lightning is of such rare occurrence
on Puget sound that even a whale was
frightened by the vivid flashes and
crashing peals of thunder In a recent
storm. 1
According to the officers of the tug i
Elf, returning to Tacoma fpom a tow,
the whale became frantic during a i
storm, thrashing the water into a
milky white color for some distance
by its huge tail, and in its madness
almost demolished the boom of
logs which the tug was towing to Ballard
from South bay. '
The tug was oft Robinson's point
when the leviathan was first seen several
hundred yards to the right It
was raining hard at the time, and the
mammoth aquatic animal was appar- 1
ently enjoying a shower bath. <
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Tnen there came a pyroiecnmcai uiaplay
of zigzag lightning, accompanied '
by the usual roaring noise, and the i
whale seemed to go wild.
"I never saw anything like it in my
life," said Chief Engineer Bouschor. 1
who has seen hundreds of whales. '
speaking of the tug's experience. '
'The lightning and thunder must 1
have scared the whale badly, for it '
almost leaped from the water. We saw j
nearly all of its body, and I'll swear It '
measured ninety feet in length.
"It lashed the water with its tail. 1
making a nasty swell. The next thing
we knew the monster came up under
our boom and broke the swifters?the 1
lines running across from one boom i
stick to another. j(
"Several of the logs were lifted out
of the water on the whale's back, and '
I feared our entire boom would be
broken. Fortunately only a few of i
the smallest logs became separated." 1
FLAT LIFEREFORMER
Noble Work of Young Cleveland
Woman Worth Millions.
START MADE WITH CHILDREN
Miss Nellie Huntington Teaching Them
How to Live In Apartments Without
Fuss or Friction?Economy Keynote,
of Lessons?Serenity Basic Principle.
"Be economical." Strange words perhaps
from a young woman, pretty, possessing
$2,000,000 in her own right as
heiress of a Standard Oil magnate,
spoken to a score of little girls, mothers
of the next generation. But Miss
Nellie Huntington, daughter of Colouel
J. T. Huntington, partner of John D.
Rockefeller, who died several years
ago. leaving to his daughter a big fortune,
sees nothing out of the ordinary
In her devotion to the little girls who
make up her classes, taking instruction
in the Goodrich House social settlement
in Cleveland, O., under the title
"How to Be a Contented Flat
Dweller," says a Cleveland special dispatch
to the New York World.
Miss Huntington has forsaken society
and the enjoyment of her wealth
in the whirl of butterfly existence to
teach the children who some year will
become mothers how to evade the dominations
of the janitor and bring forth
from a four room flat all the comforts
and joys of home at a cost far under
the sum necessary to maintain even
the smallest of individual residences.
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"It is necessary nrsi or an w u\c,
says Miss Huntington, whose forte Is
cooking, but who dabbles in the sewing
and general housekeeping in the
Bocial settlement school in which Miss
Winifred Chapman, graduate of the
College For Women of Western Reserve
University, daughter of a Toledo
capitalist, is instructor in housekeeping
and Miss Callie Silver, daughter
of a Semitic family of wealth and
standing in Cleveland, has charge of
the sewing lessons.
"And to live in the next generation,
even in this generation, means the ability
to make the most of a flat" Miss
Huntington says. She is a Mount Hoiyoke
graduate; also she is regarded as
the Helen Gould of Ohio. Her fortune
has been dedicated to making flat
dwellers happy. She says:
"We must start with the children.
Flat dwelling has not become so imperative
as it will be in a few years,
but we are preparing the next generation's
mothers. We teach them ideas
their mothers never heard of. Serenity
is the basic principle of the whole art
of living and being contented in a flat
Don't fight with the janitor. Sometimes
I think he is a much abused
auto?I was going to say autocrat, of
course. I won't though, for I don't
kiiow what we would do without the
janitor. He knows ail aDoux tne range,
everything about the refrigerator and
the telephone wires and the milkman
and the iceman. Maybe he does get
free ice and milk for recommending
their product but it doesn't pay to
wrangle with him.
"What If he refuses to help move the
refrigerator or, in retaliation for some
fancied wrong, turns off the heat? Do
you justify the use of strong language?"
Miss Huntington asked.
"Well, there may be unusual provocation,
of course, but I teach the children
to get around these things.
Housekeeping, whether in house or flat,
Is an art Housekeeping in a flat is
the chef d'ouvre, if you know what
that means. I don't A woman with a
placid temper is the queen of every
hqme she surveys. Serenity is the basic
principle. No; if the janitor is
stubborn about the refrigerator have a
cold box' on the window sill. The
children finished one recently. A 'cold
Do I t' uont you KDOW YVUttt i uicaui
A box set out on the window sill. It la
to put your meat and milk, butter, eggs
and everything you want to keep cool
in. It saves ice charges, saves warfare
with the janitor. It is the one requisite
to the well ordered flat. You don't
need a refrigerator, and, besides, refrigerators
take up space.
"Space is money, and saving of money
means happiness to the flat dweller.
That is one of the beauties of oar
course?the teaching of the value of
space. In a flat every inch should be
utilized. There must be no waste
space. Everything useful should have
Its place; the beautiful too. Then a
flat is a home. It is more a home in its
four, five, six, perhaps eight, rooms
than the finest mansion in Euclid avenue
or in Fifth avenue, for every bit
of space is utilized. There is no waste.
In a big house there is waste. But
you don't need the big house. It
Is extravagant. The flat is economy.
You must be economical. The flat
owner will spend all your money if he
can. Plan properly and It will be Impossible
to be extravagant The flat
Bbould be made to fit the pocketbook,
ot the pocketbook the flat
"We have some new flat Ideas too.
In our little model flat the kitchen Is
bo arranged that you can cook, Iron
and wash dishes with two steps. It's
saving space. Then In the sitting
room the library table, covered with
books and magazines, becomes a dining
room table at mealtimes?another
saving of space.
"But serenity is the secret of all.
One should never lower one's dignity
by rowing with the janitor?no, nor
with the meat boy or grocery boy either.
A calm objection or hint will do
as well and keep the mind placid. You
can't have a storm in the mind In a
little flat. That is one thing that must
be fearned." ,
This is the lesson Miss Huntington
and her assistants are teaching the little
girls, the oldest of them sixteen,
who make op the Uoodricn House
elasses. Sewing, cooking and housekeeping,
keeping the flat spotlessly
clean with a minimum of labor, are
the technical details, serenity the all
absorbing topic. To the outsider who
has attained mature years Miss Huntington
bares another side of the flat
dwelling problem. She says:
"I have no sympathy at all with the
flat owner who bars children. Children
there must and shall be. Where
else is the next generation to come
from? And by the next generation to
this one we will be flat dwellers. So
you can see easily, can't you, the flat
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UWCIiClD LUU.3L Ut
We must have children, and they must
be reared in an atmosphere of serenity.
That is all there is of it. Accomplished,
we shall have an ideal race."
And Miss Huntington is doing her
best Casting aside her millions, so far
as the joy she might take from them Is
concerned, she is laying the basis of
another generation along lines neglected
by other social reformers.
"It is the basic principle of the problem
of existence, as it will be in the
next generation," she says. "Who
shall gainsay me? I've overriden the
objections of relatives and friends.
The world may laugh if it will, but
here are my rules. They will make
happiness and content:
"Be serene. No janitor, human or
otherwise, can withstand the calm of
wisdom which turneth away his retort.
"Be neat
"Be quiet The flat is one big family
of from 50 to 500 members. A
piano should be listened to, not heard.
"Be economical. The flat dweller
can thwart the flat owner's desire to
spend all the dweller's money by careful
planning."
ANTHRACITE CENTENNIAL
First Use of Coal as Fuel to Be Celebrated
on Feb. 11.
A committee of the Wyoming Valley
Historical and Geological society has
arranged for the celebration on Feb.
11, 1908, of the one hundredth anniversary
of the first burning of anthracite
coal in a commercial grate, says a
Wilkesbarre (Pa.) special to the New
York Times. It has been decided to
strike off a medal commemorating the
event
Coal was first successfully burned in
a grate by Judge Jesse Fell in the old
Fell tavern in Wilkesbarre, and the
room where the experiment took place
Is still preserved. At the time the coal
was known as stone coal. It bad been
burned In open fires, but its utility was
not recognized. The outcroppings of it
In this valley were abundant, but no
one thought of turning the new discovery
to domestic use until Judge
Fell conceived the idea that it could be
done. He constructed in the open
hearth of the main room of the old
EJell tavern a grate of iron bars imbedded
In brickwork and made the
experiment. There was a fine draft up
the big chimney, and soon the coal
was red hot, gave forth a comfortable
heat, and the experiment was a success.
INDOOR TOBOGGANING.
Device to Amuse Society During the
Winter.
Parlor tobogganing is slated as one
of society's amusements for the winter,
says the New York Press. It is a
sport that can be indulged only in
the homes of the ultra rich, for it needs
lots of room. As a rule, it is done in a
long corridor^ An incline of polished
hard wood is built and down it slide
the toboggan enthusiasts on tiny sleds
fitted with rubber wheels. There is
only a mild sensation in comparison
with that experienced on a real chute,
uA VMO ITAA if onom
out Uie euvuuuiiiCUl Uiaaca
snappier than it is. Any one can toboggan
outdoors, but society flatters
itself it takes persons of real mentality
to enjoy the pastime under a roof.
When the toboggan gets to the bottom
of the slide it runs up an inclined
piano at an angle sharp enough to prevent
collision with the farther wall.
There are mishaps now and then, but
few of them are serious, and society
will brave a good deal to indulge a
truly novel whim.
The Gospel With Moving Pictures.
The Rev. E. G. Zellars, pastor of the
Spencer First Congregational church
at Worcester, Mass., announced recently,
according to a special dispatch
to the New York World, that the
church had bought a costly moving
picture machine and that he will use
it at all the Sunday night services to
illustrate his sermons.
Hunting License For Engine.
Engineer Will Mason has applied at
the city treasurer's office in Ashland,
Wis., for a hunting license for. his
engine, No. 70, says the Duluth Evening
Herald. The engine has killed a
couple of deer lately, and Mr. Mason
does not wish to run afoul of the game
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jaws.
A Frosty Philosopher.
I like these frosty mornln's, when the
wind sings on the way,
Comln' 'crost the mountains at the breakin'
o' the day.
The twltchln' of my jlnts is a most unfailin'
sign
That they're tunin' up the fiddle fer the
boys ter fall in line!
When the cabin fires look lively an'
twinkle o'er the way,
It's then I have a feelin' good times have
come to stay;
You can hear a whip a-crackin' 'crost a
clover field or two,
An' you think o' rides by moonlight, with
a sweetheart clost to you!
Let old winter whistle! He brings the
joys along.
Spring is rich an' rosy, an' summer's
sweet with song.
Every season's good enough, but give me
frost an' fall,
An' balance to yer pardners. an' kiss yer
sweethearts all!
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