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f ?Mr. N. B. Rboad, of the Hartzog section,
was in the city last Friday. c
?Mr. J. Laz Copeland, of the Ehrhardt ^
k , section, was in the city last Friday. t
" ?A. Mclver Bostick, Esq., left for 1
Charleston Monday evening, where he
goes for medical treatment. He will be T
\ absent ten days or two weeks. f
, A Modern Wedding. j.
The modern bridegroom led the modern j
bride to the altar. The modern clergy 1
man was waiting for them with his mod- |
. ern wedding ceremony. j
"Will you," he said to the bridegroom, t
"take this divorced woman to be your
social wife, to have and to hold until you s
are both tired of each other?"
"I will," said the groom, "with the un- 4
derstanding that she is not to kick up a
row, no matter who I bring home with
me, and that she turns over her available
cash to help me out of my scrapes." j *
"And will you," said the clergyman to
the woman, "take this man to be your
companion in miser}' for so long as you 1
^ think best?" {
"I will," said the woman, "if I don't J
have to nurse him when he is sick, or i*
take breakfast with him."
"Is there any one," said the clergyman,
"who objects?" j
"No one," said the' spokesman for the
congregation. "We are all very glad of ^
it. It makes gossip, and the mere fact j
that we are here will enable us to have j
our names in the paper. Let the cere- <
mony proceed." J
"There!" said the clergyman, "I pro- ^
nounce you man and wife. Send ^ne a
check or cash by registered mail, give
. your names and a description of your
presents to the society reporters, and <
* ?- ? * " /linn.00 Vioro'c t.llp card
wnen you w<vut a unuiw, > ? ? ? .?
of the best lawyer in the business." i
BETTER THAN GOLD. *
"I was troubled for years with chronic
indigestion and nervous debility," writes
P. J. Green, Lancaster, N. H. "No reme- 4
dy helped me until I began using Electric i
Bitters, which did more good than all the 1
medicines I ever used. They have kept ]
1 my wife in excellent health for years. She <
says Electric Bitters are splendid for fe- ]
t male troubles; that they are a grand tonic i
for weak, run down women. No medicine i
can take its place in our family." Try them i
Only 150c. Satisfaction guaranteed by Dr. ]
Black, Bamberg; H. C. Rice, Denmark. ?'
"I've come to kill a printer," said the '
little man.
"Any printer in particular?" asked the
foreman.
"riH ?nr nne will do! I would prefer a j
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small one, but I've got to make some sort
-* of a show at fight or leave home since the
paper called my wife's tea partv a 'swill
affair.'" _ *
HAVE YOU INDIGESTION?
\ If you have indigestion, Kodol dyspepsia
cure will cure you. It has cured thousands.
It is curing people every day?every 1
, hour. Y ou owe it to yourself to give it a
trial. You will continue to suffer until
you try it. There is no combination of
digestants that digest and rebuild at the 1
same time. Kodol does both. Kodol eures,
strengthens and rebuilds. Dr. Hoover.
* The Candidate.
While the candidate is abroad in the (
land, the following expression about can- j
I didates from ex-Governor Bob Taylor, of <
Tennessee, will be interesting and amus- 1
ing. Mr. Taylor says: "Every honest t
man who runs for office is a candidate for 1
trouble, for the fruits of political victory 1
turn to ashes on his lips. To me there is (
* nothing in this world so pathetic as a <
candidate. He is like a mariner without <
a compass, drifting on the tempest tossed i
waves of uncertainty oetween tne smiling i
cliffs of hope and the frowning crags of
fear. He is a talking petition and a living
prayer. He is a packhorse of public 1
, sentiment. He is the dromedary of poli- ]
tics; and even if he reaches the goal of '
his ambition, he will soon feel the beak <
of the vulture in his heart and the fang
of the serpent in his soul."
WHAT ARE THEY ? ,
Chamberlain's stomach and liver tablets. ]
A new remedy for stomach troubles, bil- i
iousness, constipation, a good one. Price I
25 cents. For sale by Bamberg Pharmacy;
H. C. Rice, Denmark, S. (X
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Letter to W. D. Rhoad, Bamberg, S. C.
Dear Sir: Would you rather have yoi
:ustomers speak of your shoes as wearin
veil, as not running down at the heel, i
urniner water, and taking a shine; or wa
heir beads and say nothing?
We'd rather have ours, at long inte
rals, say: "We want some more pain
md we want Devoe." We know it isn
n human nature to paint very often; w
lon't expect them to come very V>ftei
lon't want 'em to. All we want is t
laint what they have to paint, whenev(
;hey paint it: the longer the time, ti
iurer they are to come-back. There
jusiness enough in the world; there ai
louses enough to paint; let 'em take the
ime.
If we were a shoemaker, we'd mafc
ihoes to last half a lifetime, and shoe tb
vhole town. Tours truly
, F. W. Devoe & Co.
12 New York.
Undoubtedly.
She?What silly things they do print i
;he papers sometimes.
He?What's the matter now?
She?Here's an article stating that an
voman may be beautiful in her old age
>he will only practice amiability. No\
[ wonder who could have written such
hing as that?
He?Oh, some married man, Isuppos
CHAMBERLAIN'S STOMACH
ind Liver Tablets. Unequaled for Coi
stipation.
Mr. A. R. Kane, a prominent druggist <
Baxter Springs, Kan., says: "Cbambe
ain's stomach and liver tablets are, in m
udgment, the most superior preparatio
)f anything in use to-day for constipi
ion. They are sure in action with n
endency to nauseate or gripe. For sa!
>y Bamberg Pharmacy; H. C. Rice.
Eggs as They Come.
Lady of the House ('phoning)?I orde
sd some eggs, but they have not arrive
Grocer?Be patient, madam, you shou]
lot expect young chicks to make such
rip without stopping to feed on the wa;
ESCAPED AN AWFUL FATE.
Mr. H. Haggins, Melbourne, Fla., write
'My doctor said I had consumption an
aotning could be done for me. I was give
ip to die. The offer of a free bottle of D
King's new discovery for consumption ii
luced me to try it. Results were startlin;
[ am now on the road to recovery and ov
ill to Dr. King's new discovery. It save
mv life." This cure is guaranteed for a
throat and tang diseases by J. B. Blac
Bamberg, and H. C. Rice, Denmark. Pri<
50c and $1.00. Trial bottles free.
Temptation Too Much for a Neophyt
Bishop Dudley, of Kentucky, who hi
just died, and who had many warm frien*
in Boston, used to delight in a story of
colored girl in his church. "Supposing
lie asked her, "that you were walkir
along the road and saw a low-hangir
branch, and on that branch was a nice f;
chicken. What would you do?"
"Don't ask me dat question, boss," si
Degged.
"Oh, yes; tell me what you would do.'
"Well boss, you know I's only just a
nfant in de kingdom."
Which ended the conversation.
PERFECT CONFIDENCE.
Where there used to be a feeling of ui
easiness and worry in the househol
when a child showed symptoms of crou]
s now easiness and confidence. This ;
>wing to the uniform success of Chambe
ain's cough remedy in the treatment <
hat disease. Mrs. M. I. Basford, Poole
rille, Md., speaking of her experient
with that remedy says: "I have a world <
confidence in Chamberlain's cough reim
3y for I've used it with success. My chi]
jfarland is subject to attacks of croup an
it always gives him relief." Sold by Ban
^erg Pharmacy; H. C. Rice, Denmar
"That young man was very popular i
:he summer resort, but nobody seems 1
Kn CAOiol COQ CATt
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4Yes," answered Miss Cayenne; "in tt
summer he is in the swim, and in tl
winter he is in the freeze."
ARE YOU RESTLESS AT NIGHT
and harassed by a cough ? Use Ballard
horehound syrup, it will secure you slef
and effect a prompt cure. 25c, 50c, $1.0
Sold by Dr. H. F. Hoover, Bamberg, S. <
Fewer gallons; wears longer; Devoe.
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Companies: Liverpool & London & Gl
Home Insurance Co., Norwich Union 1
Union Assurance Co., Ltd., American
Listing' their losses in Baltimore and are
& Globe lost $1,000,000.00, and gave t
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Denmark, February 16,190If.
,e jP. ZX Creighton, buyer for
the Denmark Dry Goods Co., is
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spring and summer stock op Dry
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if Goods, Clothing, Millinery and a
complete stock for all departments.
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He will have something special to
^ to say to you on his return. Watch
Jy this space.
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Put up iii Cartoons which keeps them 9
' , Clean and Fresh? Try them and be 1
!g Convinced that they are the Best I
" 30 CTS. PER POUND AT I
Hoffman's Store, I
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REPRESENT 1
educing- their financial strength.
> IN MY AGENCY
takes the best to <;tand a fire like the
lobe, German American of New York, 1
Fire Insurance Society, Phoenix As- 'M
Central Insurance Co. of St. Louis; j|
: paying all claims spot cash without ||
o the homeless $10,000.00 in addition i| 3
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FURNITURE. ) I
of any kind for the home or office. Remember that I have the largest stock in WmM
this section, and as I bny in car load lots, yon will find the prices much lower )r||
than others can afford to sell for. . , JM
ihnii Bed Rein aid Farler Salts, 8M? 'M
9k Boards, Wardrobes, Eianeled
Beds, Chairs, Bickers, Carpets,
Mattiag, Rags, Lluleins, Baby
,ftWj Carriages, Shades, Pictires,
COFFINS jJH) CASKETS JB
when desired. I lure a foil line of ^||!j?H
COOK1INQ & HEATING STOVES |||
of the best makes. Don't buy anything in my line until yon see r
my goods and get my low prices. I will surely save you money. . |9 -||S
always on hand, in any quantity, from a barrel to a car load. I can
save you the freight and sell you at wholesale prices. *
E. C. HAYS, 9
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QUIT COUGHING! 1 I
There is no need rearing your Lungs out, when yon can get a bottle of
- MURRAY'S HOREHOUND, MULLIEN AND TAR I jj|
A few doses of this Household Remedy will give immediate relief. . ^gH.vJij
A positive cure for Influenza, Bronchitis and Diseases of -I'Ms
Throat. Anti-Spasmodic in Croup.
PUT UP BY IBS
THE MURRAY ORUO COMPANY 'M- M
COLUMBIA, S. C. jl| a
f A First=Class Drug Store (Jl
I It is out constant purpose to keep such an establishment. ^H|
We no doubt fall far short of perfection, but its a good
Drugs and Toilet Articles, Patent ljB|
Medicines, Perfumery, Etc., Etc.l|?9
Of course we can't enumerate the stock in detail, but re- ^
member our stock is complete. Come to see us, we'll try
Dr. H. F. Hoover, bamberg, s.c. ||||||j|
MR. FARMER! I
r __, try* a fpw minnt.ps. Plowing time is here,
JLiCl US 1121VC yuui aucuuuu iui ? ??
and you are making preparations for this year's crop. You will need
PLOWS, GEARS, TRACES, BRIDLES, BACKBANDS jl?
and lots of other things. "Well, we've got 'em and you'll find the prices v|
much lower in proportion than twelve cents cotton. Our line of J
FARMING IMPLEMENTS, HARDWARE, ETC., JMM
is the largest we have ever carried. We bought in large lots, and ^
when we say we can save you money, we certainly mean it. Come
in and let's talk it over, I will be pleased to quote you prices. ';.J
!r? T o Ta-DnntrcrR I?
THE HARDWARE HAN,