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A. IF. KNIGHT, Editor.
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^ Thursday, Dec. 10, 1903 I
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^ Other counties which want an object
I? lesson in good roads building are respectfully
referred to Bamberg. We candidly
"believe that no county in the State has
better highways than Bamberg. And we
haven't stopped building them, either.
Shortages in the accounts of county
.treasurers in South Carolina is getting to
: be the rule rather than the exception. It
is high time the auditor and treasurer
were taken out of the Drimary and ap
pointed by the Governor, as the law intended.
The small number of criminal cases at
the present term of court speaks well for
: this county. In fact, there is not a great
y^7: deal of crime as a general thing in the
|7: county. It is these horrible murders which
Ws occur here that give us such a bad reputa1^
tion abroad.
, The times may be sadly out of joint in
!' some respects, politics rotten to the core,
good people not as good and bad people
worse than they ought to be; but the good
old times didn't have the splendid roads
we have and are going to have?thanks
to the man who originated the chain gang
system.
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The idea of Charleston enforcing the
dispensary law with more than three
hundred United States revenue licenses
issued in that city! Why it's ridiculous,
and no one realizes it more than the officials
in Charleston. But of course they
it;? "want the dispensary profits, and we don't
|M -blame them.
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It looks very much like that there are
^ breakers ahead for Roosevelt in his own
- party. His chances for securing the pres.idential
nomination get slimmer every
1 day. Frankly, we have never believed
i&f that the Republican party would be so
III foolish as to nominate him, but we hope
lie will be the nominee. He is the easiest
0 Republican to beat that we know of. If
H : the Democrats just keep their heads, the
'm' chances are that we will elect a Democratic.
| ic president next year.
The town of Bennettsville a few months
Ego issued bonds and established its own
litVhf rvionf "Vnw ft oomnanv
I?>Vn 6KVWIV li^ui _ j. j
Igfij wants to buy it and establish in connection
pki therewith a system of sewerage and water
$0" works. That the electric light plant is a
^ good investment is shown by a foreign
company wanting to purchase. Why
can't Bamberg do this ? We must keep
apace with other towns in the matter of
municipal improvements, or our growth
|. will be very slow.
PjtiV. Talking of waste, doesn't it seem a pity
gfe.thatso many gallons of our pure and
sparkling artesian water should run to
the sea unused ? Millions of gallons but
not a drop to extinguish a blaze! People
wanting water in their homes?wanting
it so much as to put in private water works
at great expense?but no water works!
Thousands of Northern people dying of
consumption every year, but none invited
to come here and spend the winters, drink
our water and live!
His Two Purchases.
A story is told of a Louisiana merchant
who came to New York determined to
secure a bargain. He wanted cheap
doaks, and after trying in vain to suit
limsclf at the wholesale houses he bought
I job lot at auction. He examined the
goods hurriedly and had them shipped
iome. In due time he was confronted by
in excited head salesman who said the
gg. garments were out of style.
?T*,v.ziTT !nr?t that, trar " said thp
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p merchant.
"But they are,'"' replied the clerk.
?y The merchant persisted that the cloaks
pT "would sell, but they didn't. In desperationhe
returned them to New York to be
* i disposed of to best advantage. On his
. next trip to New York he again visited
ps?: an auction house and bought a lot of
cloaks. "When he returned home and exr
.. amined his purchase he saw that he had
"bought the same lot as before.
P V A Polite Prisoner.
The lady who was visiting the jail had
been much impressed with the appearance
and behavior of the prisoners, and
; she took occasion to express her approval
to the warden.
" They seem as courteous as anybody,"
r, she said, enthusiastically, " even if they
K don't say anything."
" Yes, they're polite enough," assented
- the warden. " But I'm a little suspicious
of too fine manners."
" I don't see how you can be!" exclaimed
the lady.
"Well, I am," declared the warden,
44 and I have been ever since one of the
* ' smoothest of them broke out of jail and
left a note for me in which he wrote, T
hope you will pardon me for the liberty
J am taking.' "?Youth's Companion.
INTERESTING FACTS AND OPINIONS.
Bright Paragraphs on a Variety of Subjects,
Condensed for Quick Reading.
Another county treasurer is short in
his accounts. This time it is in Horry
| county, where the treasurer died some
months ago. His books show a shortage
of $4,143T73.
Safe crackers have been industriously
at work in this State and Georgia lately.
They are evidently professionals of first
class ability in their line. Ordinary safes
offer no impediment to them at all." Better
put 3*our money in the bank.
A Greenwood woman has discovered |
a new use for the telephone. Wishing to j
visit a neighbor she pulled the baby's crib j
up in front of the telephone, opened the
receiver, and told central if the baby began
to cry to call her up at the neighbor s
At Norriston, Pa., while George Hillett,
a railway conductor, was sitting in
his car making out his report, an engine
struck his train, causing it to jostle the
j conductor with such force that he bit off 1
I v.;e tAnemo resulted in his I
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death. _ I
From the criminal statistics it appears '
that the murders committed in South i
Carolina are forty times as many as those !
committed in Great Britain and" Ireland, j
and twenty times as many as those in
India. If "these statistics be true, which
is the most important, home or foreign
missions??Barnwell Sentinel.
The State board of dispensary directors
will restore to the city of Charleston
it's share of the profits, a'fter deducting
the expenses of the cases in the United
States Court against the constables for as-1
saulting the Wieters brothers. The board
also required that the city furnish four
special policemen for duty in enforcing
the dispensary law.
HEART FLUTTERING.
Undigested food and gas in stomach, located
just below heart, presses against it
and causes heart palpitation. When your
heart troubles you that way take Herbine
a few days. You will soon be all right.
50c. Dr. H. F. Hoover, Bamberg, S. C.
PertjParagraphs.
All is fair love, war and horse trades.
Fools and children tell the truth, but
fools never get over it.
It is not necessary to have a search I
warrant to find trouble.
It is a very dull office boy who does not
know more than the boss.
Often a soaD factory looks well enough
when it smells like 30 cents.
Buy a good, clever hen, and she may
lay the foundation of your fortune.
The letter that never"came was no dun
or it would have arrived on the first mail.
Honesty is a good policy, but every insurance
agent thinks one "in his company
is better.
It is lucky virtue that it is its own reward,
for no one is going around forcing
twenty dollar bills on it.
The man who really wants to break
himself of the habit of smoking should
let his wife buy his cigars.
The man who stretches a campaign banner
across the street sometimes stretches
the truth, but not often.
We have often wondered if a woman
did'not put her feet on the table when
there was no one else about.
While a city man does not mean to be
impolite he often looks into the mouth of
a gift horse to see if it is needing hay.
RECTOR OF*ST. LUKE'S,
Ashburnbam, Ontario, Testifies to the
Good Qualities of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy.
Ashburxham, Oxt., April 18,1903.?I
think it only right that I should tell ycta
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wnat wonaenui euecL vuauiucuaiu o
Cough Remedy produced. The day before
Easter I was so distressed with a cold and
cough that I did not think to be able to
take any duties the next day, as my voice
was choked by the cough. The same day I
received an order from you for a bottle of
your cough remedy. I procured a sample
bottle, and took three doses of the medicine.
To my great relief the cough and
cold completely disappeared and I was
able to preach three times on Easter day.
I know this rapid cure was due to your
cough remedy. I make this testimonial
without solicitation, being thankful to
have found such a Goasent remedy.
Respectfully yours, E. A. Langfeldt, M.
A., Rector of St. Luke's Church." To
Chamberlain Medicine Co. Sold by Bamberg
Pharmacy; H. C. Rice, Denmark.
The Last Straw.
It was Saturday night, and owing to the
temporary absence of his wife, it fell to
Mr. Brown to attend the usual process of
giving his eight-year-old son a bath and
putting him to bed. He had left his evening
paper with a man's reluctance, and
had hurried matters along with more
speed than the little chap was accustomed
to. However he endured it all without a
protest until it came to the prayer. It
was his habit after "Now I lay me" to ask
the divine blessing upon a long list of relatives
and friends, calling each by name.
"Please, God," he began, "bless papa
and mama, grandpa and grandma and
Aunt Edith and Uncle George, and"?
A pause. His father, thinking to curtail
the list of beneficiaries, softly insinuated
an "amen." Not heeding the interruption,
the little supplicant drew a long breath,
and continued, "AndJAunt Alice and cousin
Annie, and-and?." Again his father
said "amen." This was more than flesh
and blood could stand, and lifting his little
head, he exclaimed, with tears of indignation:
"Papa, who's running this prayer,
you or me!"?narper s Magazine.
BE QUICK.
Not a minute should be lost when a child
shows symptoms of croup. Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy given as soon as the child
becomes hoarse, or even after the croupy
cough appears, will prevent the attack. It
never fails, and is pleasant and safe to
take. For sale by Bamberg Pharmacy;
H. C. Rice, Denmark.
The Gaffney Ledger says there are about
a hundred cases of small pox in that city
and that no precautions are taken against
the spread of the disease.
Ton Know What Yon Are Taking
When you take Grove's Tasteless Chill
Tonic because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that it is
simply iron ana quinine in a tasteless
form, No cure, no pay. Price 50c.
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A FAMILY QUARREL.
Ita Droll Ending After the Poet
Sheller Hod Interfered.
In his "Rossetti Papers" William
Rossetti says that when Shelley was
staying in the villa of the Gisbornes
a most droli incident occurred. It appears
that his servants. Giuseppe and
Annunziata, who were man and wife,
quarreled, and Shelley, hearing Giuseppe
abusing his wife very savagely
and also ill using her, rushed upon him
with a pistol, shouting: "I'll shoot you! j
I'll shoot you!" The startled fellow
ran for his very life. Shelley after
him, till the servant, coming to a shrub- j
bery of laurels, managed to slip under
them, Shelley, in his eagerness, darting
past him. The servant in a few minutes
found it possible to dodge back
into the bouse unperceived. Shelley,
seeing him no more, at last went back
to the house, where, to his unutterable
surprise, he found Giuseppe and An
nunziata sitting together in the most
amicable manner, addressing each oth!
er as "caro" and "carissima." "But
j were you not quarreling even now?"
exclaimed the perplexed poet "Quarreling?"
gasped Giuseppe in amazement
"No, signor, we never quarreled,"
"But I have been running after
you in order to shoot you." "No, signor,
you never ran after me. for I have
been sitting here for the last hour or
more. You must have fancied all this."
And Giuseppe and Annunziata, who
had both been considerably frightened,
continuing to assure him that they had
had no quarrel, and Mary Shelley,
whom they had let into the secret saying
the same, Shelley was at last utterly
mystified and inclined himself to believe
that he must have fancied it
Excmive Energy,
Energy is a fine thing, but like
steam, it needs a little restraint and
careful guiding. If the safety valve
doesn't work there's likely to be a
breakdown or a blow up now and then.
The nervousy, fidgety woman is a
dreadful bore. She ruffles up the atmosphere
and makes everybody wish
she would take a vacation and rest up
like sixty. Some of those people who
fly around the fastest do the least
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WUi^ ttuu UJtr Uiiiife LV a^uu^r
is balance. Work as bard as you want
to, but let up wben the moment for
letting up arrives. There is a limit to
human endurance, and when you go
beyond the limit you- never get back
into the valve of strong endurance and
fine vitality. It is the man or the woman
who knows how to work and how
to rest who gets things d^ne all fine
and shipshape and without tearing the
roof off its feet These remarks may
be blunt like a chisel, but they're as
true as the fact that the Lord made little
apples.?Chicago Record-Herald.
Odd Street Xaaea,
In Clerkenwell, England, there is a
street called Pickled Egg walk. It
takes its name from Pickled Egg tavern,
which formerly stood there and
made a specialty of serving pickled
eggs. An interesting London thoroughfare
is Hanging Sword alley, which
1r mentioned in Dickens' "Tale of Two
Cities." London has also Pickle herring
street In Leicester is a street
called the Holy Bones and another
called Gallows Tree Gate. Hull has
a street with the extraordinary name,
the Land of Green Ginger. Corydon
has a street named Pump Pail, and
there some years ago lived Peter Pottle,
a dealer in furniture. The most daring
of farce writers might well have hesitated
to invent a combination of name
and address so improbable as that
which really belonged to Peter Pottle
of Pump PaiL
The Labor of a at eh.
The little balance wheel of a watch
vibrates five times per second. Imagine
that this wheel, instead of swing
log back and forth like a pendulum,
should roll on continuously over a given
surface. Its circumference in a gentleman's
watch of ordinary size Is two
and a quarter Inches, and it makes a
sweep in each direction of about threefourths
of its circumference. In other
words, it would traverse in one second
a distance measuring about eight and
a half inches. According to this computation,
the balance wheel of a watch
would travel in a year over a distance
of 3,677 miles in round numbers, and
it would take the little wheel just six
years eight months to circumvolve the
globe by way of the equator.
Breaklas a Wishbone.
The divining rod is. a feature in all
early mythology, especially so among
the Hindoos. As the forked branch of
a tree it indicated in various parts of
Europe, Asia and Africa where treasures
were hidden or where water might
be readily found. From the forked
V\*nr>nV? o fpAA moo Knf o ofon
UiaiiUi ui cl ul11 rrao uui a iv
the forked clavicle of a bird, and this
bone was soon invested with the power
of securing the gratification of the
wishes of those who in breaking it retained
the forked part, for it was the
fork that was possessed of mystic
power.
Two of a Kim6.
"Sir," said the shipping clerk, **1
should like to attend my mother-inlaw's
funeral tomorrow."
N "You have my sympathy, young
man," replied the manager, with a sigh
long drawn out "I have been wanting
to do likewise for thirteen years."?Augusta
Chronicle.
For All the Lfrea,
"Say," began the determined looking
man, "I want a good revolver."
"Yes, sir," said the salesman, "a six
shooter?" .
"Why?er?you'd better make it ft
nine shooter. I want to use it on a cat
next door."?Philadelphia Press.
The dead stars probably outnumber
the living stars by many. It may he
mllBons to one.
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Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey
LOOK FOR THIS TRADE-MARK ON EVERY BOTTLE.
MEDICINE FOR All MANKIND.
Mr. Elias Hartz, widely known in Reading, Pa., asthe goosebone prophet, says:411
have been taking Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey for a number of years as my only stimulant
and tonic. I am now 87 years old, hale, hearty, and as vigorous as a man of forty, and
have every reason to believe I will live to a much riper old age if I can always have a supply
of Duffy's Pure Malt "Whiskey, which is my only medicine. I never have colds or
indigestion, or any organic trouble. I know that it is your valuable whiskey that has kept
me so free from sickness. 1 was troubled with insomnia before 1 used it, but now I can
sleep as restfully as a babv. I feel no weakness from my old age, and I heartily recommend
Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey to anyone who wishes to keep strong, young and vigorous.
Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey contains no fusel oil and is the only whiskey recognized
by the Government as a medicine: this is a guarantee.
CAUTION.?When yon ask for Duffy's Pare Malt Whiskey be snre yon get the
genuine. Unscrupulous dealers, mindful of the excellence of this preparation, will
try to sell you cheap imitations ana mail wnisaey laoiuiaiea, wiuvu w yu? ?u
market forprofit only, and which, far from relieving the sick, are positively harmful.
Demand " Duffy's " and be snre yon get It. It is the only absolutely pure Malt Whiskey
k which contains medicinal, health giving qualities. Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey
is sold in sealed bottles only; never in flask or balk. Be certain the seal over the cork
is unbroken. Beware of refilled bottles.
Sold by all druggists and grocers, or direct, $1.00 a bottle. Interesting medical
booklet postpaid to any address. Duffy Malt Whiskey Co., Rochester, Nevr York.
For Sale in South Carolina at all Dispensaries.
[ FURNITURE^
of any kind for the home or office. Remember that I have the largest stock in
this section, and as I buy in car load lots, you will find the prices mucl} lower
than others can afford to sell for.
Bed Room and Parlor Salts, Side
Boards, Wardrobes, Enameled
^WfiRiHinKWlSRliV Rode fhnirs. Rockers. faroets.
V Matting, Russ. Linoleums, Baby
jgag&M&SL 1 -, Carriages, Shades. Pictures,
^ r} and in fact anv and everything to
to be had in the line of 'furniture
^ ture Frames made to order ^r0^a
member, too, that I carry a stock of
COFFINS AND CASKETS
AVV second to non? in the State, and
VYy n^Os^Vu/ will cheerfujly serve you at any
w\//\V/^ hour, day or night. * Have a nice
| \\y Hearse for attendance at funerals
when desired. I have a full line of
COOKINQ & HEATIING STOVES
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my goods and get my low prices. I will surely save you money.
; LIME AND CEMENT
always on hand, in any quantity, from a barrel to a car load. I can
save you the freight and sell you at wholesale prices.
E. C. HAYS,
THE FVRXITTHE MAX - - BAMBERG, S. C. I
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fiDEATrncr QAJF
UlVUft I VUJ1 ut\ULi
Commencing Monday morning, December 7th, and
, continuing for two weeks, I will sell out my stock of
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Dry Goods, Embroideries,
Laces, Corsets, and Notions
strictly at cost for cash.
. AS I DO NOT EXPECT TO HANDLE THESE LINES
ANOTHER SEASON. WILL HANDLE MILLINERY
EXCLUSIVELY.
If You Want Bargains
this is the place to get them. All that is necessary to be
convinced is to come and see. Belling strictly for cash.
Mrs. M. L. Counts,
BAT1BERO, S. C.
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"NAME ON EVERY PIECE."
Lownevs
Chocolate Bonbons.
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FOR SALE BY
HOFFT1AN
MY CHRISTMAS LINE
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will arrive about December 5th.
Consisting of 1, 2, 3,4, and 51b.
boxes. This is. the candy that
WILL PLEASE YOUR GIRL. '
C' -m
Don't give her some other kind,
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and tell her it's just as-good.
She knows better.
W.G.HOFFMAN
PHONE.32.
ENGINES, BOILERS
GINS and PRESSES.
Complete Cotton. Saw, Grist, Oil and
Fertilizer Mill Outfits: also Gin Press
Cane, Mill and Shingle Outfits. Build
ing, Bridge, Factory, Furnace and Rail
road Castings; Railroad, Mill, Factory
and Machinists'Supplies. Belting, Pack
ing, Injectors, Pipe Fittings, Saws, Files ?j
Oilers, Etc, cast every day. Work 150
hands.
LooMln vts Sulrfio M
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA.
Foundry, Machine, Boiler and Gin
Works. ReDairin* Promptly Done. <|
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l THE ORIGINAL I
lUVER MEDICINE! |
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' A sallow complexion, dizziness,
biliousness ana a coated tongue
are common indications of liver
and kidney diseases. Stomach and
bowel troubles, severe as they are,
give immediate warning by pain,
but liver and kidnev troubles, * V
though less painful at the start, are
much harder to cure. Thedford's J
Black-Draught never fails to benefit
diseased liver and weakened kidneys.
It stirs up the torpid liver
to throw off the germs of fever and
ague. It is a certain preventive j
or cholera and Bright's disease of ,
the kidneys. With kidneys re
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Iimorcea uy xueuiuru s xm&ck* ?
Draught thousands of persons have ; ;_ v :
dwelt immune in the midst of yellow
fever. Many families live in
perfect health and have no other
doctor than Thedford's BlackDraught.
It is always on hand for
use in an emergency and saves
many expensive calls of a doctor.
Muilins, S. C, March 10,190L
I have used Thedford's Black-Draught
for three years and I have aot had to go
to a doctor since I have bcca taking It
It is the best mcdicino for me that Is
on the market for liver and kidney M
troubles and dyspepsia and other %
complaints. Rev. A. G. LEWIS.
SEABOARD
Air Line Railway.
North=Sonth=East=West
Two Daily Pullman Yestibuled Limited
Trains Between South and N. Y.
FIRST-CLASS DINING CAR SERVICE
The Best Rates and Route to all
Eastern Cities Via Richmond and
Washington, or via Norfolk and
Steamers. To Atlanta, Nashville,
Memphis, Louisville, St Louis,
Chicago, New Orleans, and all
points south ana southwest?To
Savannah and Jacksonville and
all points in Florida and Cuba.
Positively the shortest line betweei
IVorth. and South
For detailed information, rates,
schedules, Pullman reservations,'
&c., apply to any agent of The
Seaboard Air Line Railway or to
J. J. Puller, Travelling Passenger
Agent, Columbia, S/C.
Chas. F. Stewart,
Assistant General Passenger Agt,
SAVANNAH, - - - Go*
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