The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, July 30, 1903, Image 4

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?> &??:-> Sr"-,* ?;r _ THE SCALLOP afc, v fiK ;V.When dark had settled on my wor (Except some distant do** that ba; The flapping poultry seeking place "A ^cricket shrilling through the mui When all but these were silent, in; When chores were done and coal-oi 1 used to steal away from ail and \ Upon one bright horizon spot, a s, 'Twos where the lights that lit the Flared up against the edge of r.ighi And I, ambitious, tilled with hope Uazed, dreaming, at that glimmer It told me wondrous tales of weal That peace-destroying thing that ; It sang sweet songs of conquest. t< That gateway to my wonder-world tVir v * - _ _ The time I dared not hope for rami V\ hich tempted me to wander fort I've seen the great, big wonder-w< I've found love, wealth and cor.quf Though life be sweet, the roseate 1 Has vanished, and the boon that Is that blest time of bovhood whei , Saw but the sweet that lav bevend ' * I Le MEDAILLEC f By ALFRED Q( was a stocky, nervous lit-' S*l |*|| tie chap, with rherrv gray 5K |~i & eyes, which had the beginning of "crow's feet" in *?K;i6iGi0K* each corner from laughter. He had a smooth, aristocratic face with a bit too much jaw, which, however, to v some would add a charm as indicating grit and tenacity. He was a nonchalant fellow, who just escaped being fresh by a narrow margin. I formed tbe opinion that the verdancy had been knocked out of him by bitter experience, for while he was bright and breezy to a degree, he never seemed to overreach. I met him in the smoking room of "the Umbria with a number of his college mates on the morning of the "Glorious Fourth," as he was tying a bit of red, white and blue ribbon through his buttonhole in honor of the day, and from then till the end of our voyage i had many pleasant cuats wun Harry Beaton. The boys called him Shorty, not because of his size. I learned, but because he had played short stop on his college team. We chatted the morning through, I telling some yarns about navy experiences, and how I had happened to be appointed attache at Paris, and Beaton of how he missed Annapolis because of his "rotten" mathematics, thereby compelling him to enter a university. I am convinced that in this case the navy was a loser, for he surely had the timber of which sea fighters are made. We parted company in Liverpool after agreeing to meet in Paris, and while the jolly party of light-hearted, strapping fellows took train direct for London, I crossed to Birkenhead and was soon speeding off to the Shakespeare country, where I intended to put in a week before reporting at my post in Paris. I had been in the French capital about ten days, and was beginning to acquire the Frenchman's easy deliberation, when one fine afternoon, while loitering about the Rue de Rivoli, I stopped at the insection of the Boulevard de Sebastopol to watch the work I men digging the trench for the Metropolitaine, the new underground road, whiclj follows the Rue de Rivoli its entire length. I was comparing their methods and workmen with our own, when a cheery voice hailed me from the other side of the trench. , "Hello, lieutenant, are you looking for work?" And there was Beaton, balancing himself on a shoring beam and making his way slowly, at the imminent peril of breaking his necl: and to the accompaniment of a choice line of French oaths from the foreman, not a word of which he understood or minded in the least. "Well," I said, "I am happy to see a familiar face. How are you and all the bully boys; anS when did you arrive?" I fired away, still clinging to his fist, for be it known that Lieutenant Crosby, U. S. N., had been rather homesick among his new surroundings. Shorty began in his breezy way and soon brought his story from our parting in Liverpool up to his arrival in Paris two days before. "And the funniest thing about the gay metropolis," he rattled on, "is the uniform courtesy we meet with everywhere. They all seem particularly anxious to please me, although my tips are no larger than those of the other chaps. I have concluded that this Is what commands so much respect," tapping his buttonhole, where he still kept the small strip of red, white and blue ribbon. "You see. since our little argument with Spain, some of these foreigners have been convinced that we are not all saveges running about in a breech clout and a pair of earrings, and are inclined to cultivate our friendship. I even caught a pretty chambermaid making eyes at the ribbon, mind you, the ribbon" and so he babbled on, not noticing a dapper man with a fierce mustache, who had been edging toward us, until the dapper one touched him on the shoult?der. "Pardon! Ze Prefect would interview monsieur at ze prefecture. Will monsieur accompany me?" "The deuce he would!" cried Beaton. "And who are you my friend?" The Frenchman, drawing back his coat, pointed to a small gold star. "Ze messengaire from ze Prefect, monsieur." Seeing that the man was a detective, T innnired in French whv mv friend was wanted. He answered with a shrug of the shoulders and an outspreading of the palms that that was the business of the Prefect?his duty was to have monsieur accompany him. "Well. Beaton," I said, "there is nothing to do but to comply with a polite request In a polite manner. Evidently there is a mistake, or else that swearing foreman has complained of your doing a tightrope stunt across the ditch. I'll go along and see you through." So we started along the Boulevard du Palais, across the Pont St. Michel, and were soon at the prefecture, which occupies the old municipal barracks, and were ushered immediately into the presence of the Prefect, a srnooth* faced, wiry man with gray, hawk-like eyes that seemed to read one's mind at a glance. I could see that Beaton, thought not one whit abashed, felt those eyes. "Good-day, Monsieur Beaton. Monsieur wonders that I should wish to see him," said the Prefect. "Yes, chief, you have the best of me," returned Beaton, coolly. "I wish to inquire whether monsieur : has the right to wear this?" indicating i Beaton's strip of red, white and blue. { i IN THE SKY. Id and all was hushed and still red, the raucous whip-poor-will, upon the roosting pole, k from some sequestered hole;) iking silence deeper seem; I lamps set all the house agleam, raze with hungry eye . allop in the sky. town a few short miles away t and turned its gloom to gray; as vague as love or life, with its hint of glorious strife; th. but most it spoke of famesets the boyish heart aflame; old me many a sweet half-lie? . my scallop in the sky. e; I stand without that gate h and grapple with my fate; >rld to which ambition led? ?st, but'the glamour all has lied, lue ray boyish fancy gave most we weary worldlings crave a each wide, hope-dazzled eye the scallop in tne sky. ?S. W. Giililan, in Leslie's Weekly. II I II I !! IIMilI ? I! ! IW || iii i I I i 1 I I i 1 i I i I i i . I i I i I I I I i | | m I leSAUVETAGE. DTHARD MARTIN. I S?WIIWI w MBJMKBOBt?PBP?| "Of course I liave a right to wear that ribbon," bustled Beaton. "I'm an American, and that's my flag." "Oui, monsieur is an American, but this is not an American flag. Where are the stars?" "Oh, the stars! Well, you see this is just the colors you know, just the plain red, white and blue." fcOui, monsieur; just the red, white and blue, the tri-color of France, and worn in this way Le Medaille de Sauvetage, awarded by the Government only to those who have rescued human lives. Monsieur is guilty of a misdemeanor and it is my painful duty to place monsieur under arrest." Matters beginning to look bad for Beaton, I interposed and in French explained that my friend had just arrived in Paris, that he was Innocent of intentional wrong, that I was connected with the American Embassy and would stand surety, and finally that I would have the private Secretary of the American Ambassador vouch for Mr. Beaton's innocence. This latter seemed to have effect for the officer who made the arrest was instructed to call up the Embassy. I went to the telephone and explained the situation to Rcss, the Secretary, requesting him if necessary to place the facts before the Ambassador, enlisting his influence to release my friend from his annoying position. The Prefect had lost some of his savoir faire before I had finished and after a most courteous exchange of ; diplomatic soft soap with Ross over the telephone, the Prefect agreed to . parole Beaton. , Shorty was very loath to untie his , ribbon, but I convinced him that there < was nothing disloyal in furling the ] colors, because, as the Prefect had ex- \ plained, it "d*as not the American flag j he was wearing. But we were well on j the way to his hotel before he had fin- j ished roasting the French police for bo- < ing a pack of polite idiotic asses. We had turned into the Rue de Rivo- , ii, and were nearing the Rue du Pont } Xeuf, where there was a clear s^ace ; extending between the excavation < where I had been standing when greet- 'i 1VI liTT Rootnn nnrl onntlmw nnnninnr . VU WJ A/VUIVU UliU UUVIUW1 I several blocks farther on, 'when the 1 ground under our feet was shaken as j by an earthquake, and looking in the ( direction of the Louvre we saw a solid i stream of water shoot into the air and s then, settling into a great muddy s stream, come plunging toward tis, increasing in speed as it tore down a slight incline. Vehicles and pedestrians went dashing and scrambling out of the way of 1 the oncoming flood, and to the rush of c the water was added the excited shouts of the frightened people. Quick c as thought Beaton grabbed me by the J arm, crying: * * "The men in the trench! How do you say 'Danger! Save yourselves?'" T "Sauves vous!" said I, and he was J off like a flash, running like a deer toward the opening at the Boulevard de Sebastipol, while I trailed on in his 1 wake. Beaching the trench, which was deep ? at this point, he yelled like an Indian: c "Sauves vous! Sauves vous!" waving his hat and in such earnestness in his manner that by the time I reached f1 the hole the workmen were scrambling out and running for places of safety. e Beaton was not a second too soon, for L before the last man got out the yellow c flood was upon us, and it plunged into [ the trench a perfect cataract. It took * all our strength as we gripped a near- 1 by lamp-post to keep from beii*j swept J into the excavation. * After the first rush the water, which had been waist deep, began jto subside, carried off into the immense and per- ,8 feet system of sewers of which Paris c is justly proud; but It was days before the trench was entirely clear. 2 The jabbering French workmen had returned and were pouring out their 1 gratitude to the modest little Beaton with tears in their eyes, while several wildly excited fellows insisted on kissing their rescuer, and it wTas all we 1 could do to keep them off. We were a pretty pair in our wet and muddy gar- * ments. By this time the police had arrived, * headed by our friend the detective, ^ who approached Beaton in a most 1 humble manner, and lifting his cap, * said. * * "I have ze honor to request monsieur 1 to come with me to ze Prefecture.' "What! again?" said Beaton. "Now 1 look here, Mr. Sleuth, I didn't do this and am not responsible, and I simply r can't go?look at my condition!" * But we did go?this time in a cab, * the Jehu swearing that his carriage would be ruined by our wet and mud- a dy apparel. a We were met at the entrance by the * Chief in person and conducted into his private apartments. e "Ah, monsieur, I welcome you. Mon- * sieur must allow me to send for his a clean garments and permit me to show t him the bath. The correspondents ? would like to interview my friend a Monsieur Beaton. Would monsieur permit?" J Monsieur did not wish to be inter- ? viewed, but the Prefect insisted that t the newspapers had certain rights that u monsieur should respect, and as a favor to himself would monsieur be so kind as to mention his friend the Prefect. Well, we had the interview, I doing t the talking in French, and Beaton look- s ing miserably uncomfortable. t We learned that the blasting of a d rock had broken a large water main, o which accounted for the geyser, and v that but for the quick wit and nimble s legs of my friend a number of work- h men would undoubtedly have been v drowned. Of course the papers gave h a glowing account of Monsieur Bea- k ton's brave deed, "with a history of his life and a caricature of a photograph, with the surprising statement that monsieur was a descendant of an old { Huguenot family, the original name be- I ing Beton. The next morning when I called at Benton's hotel to learn whether his ex- ' perience had caused any serious re- ! suits, I found him in a wild state of j excitement over an official note from His Excellency, the President of France, requesting his presence at the Palais de l'Elysee. "Well, I remarked, "for .one small ; American you certainly are in demand, i with three polite requests in twenty- j four hours.' "Of course, lieutenant, I ought to go, j but what a fuss they make here over ! nothing. You must go, too, or I don't , budge a step, for you were In this j thing as deeply as I." "When we left the Palais after our in- J terview with the President, Shorty | Beaton wore a little tri-color ribbon on tbe lapel of his coat and had no fear of a summons to wait upon the Pre* feet of Police.?Waverley Magazine. INDIANA'S OLDEST LANDMARK." | The Old Capitol of tho Northwest Terrl* tory is Still Standing. Within a short time the most his* j toric building in Viueeniles" will be torn down to make room for a modern j home, unless some action is taken to- j ward buying it as a relic, or as an j ornament for a city park. The build- j ing is one which for about seven years ! served as the capitol building for the ! Northwest Territory. It stands near the heart of the city, but did not orig-! inally stand tliere. The building was I erected, so far as can be learned, iu 1S05, and consisted of two rooms upstairs and two down. No nails were used in its construction, it being put together by wooden pegs. Since that time improvements have been made on it which have changed its appearance, but it is still the old capitol building in the eyes of the Vincennes people, and efforts are making to interest the city or State to buy it and transform it into a museum, placing it in one of j the parks. The building is now used as a resi- i dence. aud unless it gets some atten- j h i it will soon bee-in to decay. It is j owned by Thomas Kilfoil. It could be bought, it is believed, for about $300. For many years it stood in the principal street in the city and has 1 been used as a business house, as well as a home for numerous families. Much history was made in the old building while it was the meeting place of the Legislature of Indiana Territory, which was formed from a part of the Northwest Territory. Governor William ! Ileurv Harrison read his first message in the old building, and in the message he worked for the passage of a measure that would prevent the sale of intoxicants to the Indians. The measure Lt is said, was never passed. At the session of the Legislature in this building in 1S07 laws were made ittaching the death penalty for crimes 3f treason, murder, arson and horse stealing. Burglary and robbery were made punishable by whipping, fine and Imprisonment. Larceny was made punishable by fine or whipping; stealing by fine and whipping; bigamy by 5ne, whipping and disfranchisement. Stringent laws were also made for the punishment of children anl servants, jvho refused .to obey their parents or masters. Between August 12 and 22. ISIO, the I?dian chief Tecumseh, with ?eventy-fiv? warriors, appeared daily before Governor Harrison in the old building, and it was in that building rbat Tecumseh lost bis temper and ;ave the lie tt> the Governor. A sto;y >f the affair used to be told by the ate Felix Bouchie, whose father .is said to have been present during the scene? Indianapolis News, : ??^ ^ "When the Prince Imperlall&iedi A strange story is being told in finjerial circles in Paris regarding tbc ieath of the late Prinze Imperial. On lie 1st of June, 1879, a lady who was me of .the most enthusiastic supporters >f the Napoleonic regime gave a gra^d 'ete in honor of her birthday, "and fit he same time of the Prince Imperial, vho had gone out to the Cape. After linner there was a display of fireworks n the park, the principal set piecesj jeing the Napoleonic emblems surnouuted by imperial crowns. The ireworks went off with" the greatest mccess until it came to the light&ig of he imperial "crowns, when, to the genral horror, not one of them wfculd ake light in spite of every effort. All of them remained nnlighted while ill the other designs went off perfecty. The failure was looked upon as an vil omen,, and with reason, for two lays later came the news of the death >f the prince in Zululaud. A calcula- ' ion of the time was then made accord- 1 ug to the difference of longitude, and t was discovered that at the very mooent when the imperial crowns re- ' used to light the prinee fell dead unler the spears of the Zulus. ) There would, perhaps, have been less kpntic-ism a bout this remarkable coin- ^ i idence.. if the story had been pub- j Isbed immediately after the event, < md had not been kept secret for near? | y a quarter of a century. ? Vanity 'air. The Maq and the Box. Here is a box. In itself it is not re* uarkable. But a man is packing it. When man, unmarried man, packs a >ox, women weep. See the nan! He is not calm. His j iair resembles a storm-swept wheat i ield. He wears no crat, and his col- j ar has playfully broken away from j lis shirt-stud. Upon his perspiring J ace is the look Napoleon used to labitually wear when he called upon lis neighbors. The man has observed lis sister pack boxes. Everything fitted in so nicely that the icrobes cried out that they were beug suffocated, but he cannot make out iow she did it. He thrusts nis hands into his pockets nd makes a few remarks. But they i ire for the box and not for publicaion. At last all i; over but the closing exreise, and toe man mounts on to the id. He leaps upon it with both feet rwl nnnn/lo niiz-l -tome Pill hofn-oon I UU puuuuo uuu J w UJO lit A/U(> 1/vvvrvvw | be hasp and the slot there is a great ; rulf fixed, measuring one-sixteenth oi j tn inch. At last! A click! The man steps ma- i estically from off the lid with the ' lush of victory upon him, and notices ! wo tennis-shirts and a pair of socks inder the bed. Destructive Occupations. General Horace Porter, in an address j o the graduating class of a medical j chool, said: "I congratulate you on he wise course you have pursued in leciding to follow such a beneficent ccupation. In youth I long debated i whether I should be a physician or a i oldier. Up to the present moment I ave not been able to determine in i i'hic-h capacity my services would ave been more destructive to man- j ind." I Good roads enable farmers to hai more produce with the same expend ture of horse power. The farme saves in time and in wear and tear o horses, harness and wagon. He ca sleep later and get to market earlie stay later at a neighbor's and g( some sooner. Good roads promot social intercourse, insufficiency c which i6 one of the reasons why s many persons leave the oountry fc the city, and why so few give up cit life for the country, except at that se; son when nature is at her best in th country and at her worst in town. To Launder Delicate Garments. JlflDy of tho expensive and beautiful sum mer garments which will cot stand ordinar washing may, witli care, be successful!; laundered. Use Ivory Soap. If water wii not cause colors to run, Ivory Soap wil not, and avoid extremely tot weather, ho sun, and a too hot iron. Eleaxor It. Parker. The fact that a fool and his money ar< soon parted keeps lots of other people ir a wiinnon Court Sustains Foot-Ease Trade-Mark. Bufalo, X. Y., July 23th.?Justice Laughlii in Supromo Court has granted a permanent injunction, with costs agaius. certain Xev York City dealers, restraining them fron making or selliug a powder which is an imitation and infr ngeinent on "Foot-Ease.* now so Ir.rgjiy advertised .and sold. Tin owno of foot-Ease" is Allen S. Olmsted of Lc Roy, X. Y., and the decision upholds hi; trade-mark and makes liable those attempting to prolit by "Foot-Easo" advertising bj marketing a similar-appearing preparation When a baby's grandmothers are all dead it stands a pretty good chance of not beinj spoiled. Mrs. Laura L. Barnes^ Wash* ington, D. C., Ladies Auxiliary tc Burnside Post, No. 4, G. A. R., recommends Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. " In diseases that come to women only, as a rule, the doctor is called in, sometimes several doctors, but still matters go from bad to worse; but I have never known of a case of female weak ... i i i J l ness wnicii was nor ncipca wnei Lydia E. Pinkham's \cgetabh Compound was used faithfully. Foi young women are subject tc headaches, backscne, irregular or pain ful- periods, and nervous attacks due t< the severe strain on the system bj some organic trouble, and for womer of advanced ^ears in the most trying time of life, it serves to correct evcrj trouble and restore a healthy action o! all organs of the body. M Lydia E.Pink ham's Vegetable Compound is a household reliance in my home, and I would not be with' out it. In all my experience with this medicine, which covers years, I have found jaothing to equal it and al ways recommend it."?Mrs. Laura L BaRxes, GOT Second St., N. E., Wash lngton, D. C. ? $5000 forfeit If original o a boot letter proving genuineness cannot be produced Such testimony should be accepted by all women as convincing evidence tliat Lydia E, PiSkham's Vegetable Compound stands without a peer as a remedy for all the distressing ills oi women. Ainslee's novel for August is "Ai Unwilling Guest," by William Gordon Perez. Other familiar names amonj the contriDUiors in me same issue ai< E. Nesbit, John Oliver Hobbes, H. B Marriott Watson, Herman K. Viel Charles Belmont Davis, Clinton Scol lard, Norman Duncan, Frederic Trevo HI if, Charles Hanson Towne and Nix on Waterman. CRCC STUART'S HE E GIN and BUCHU To all who Buffer, or to the friends of thosi who suffer with Kidney, Liver, Heart, Bladde or Blood Disease, a sample bottle of Stuart' Gin end Bychu, the (treat southern Kidney an* Liver Medicine, will be sent absolutely free o eosfc. Mention this paper. Address STUAR' DliUG M'FG CO., 28_\Vall 8t., Atlanta, Ga. fi A M PCD ClRED wrrH(MJT CUTTING 3 .All u tin A New Vegetable Remedy UCure Guaranteed in Every Case Treated NATIONAL CANCER MEDICINE COMPANY Austeil Building, Atlanta, Ga. I Dizzy? Appetite poor?*-* Bowels constipated? Tongue coated: Head ache? It's your liver! Ayer's Pills are liver pills, al urTTPtahlf* Sold for J.C. AyerCo. VCg*ClaUiW? sixty.ycara. Lowell, Masa Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Usfc BUCKINGHAM'S DYE rim ere. drcooists or a. p. hail ? ro.. washpa. n. h. MALSBY <& CO 4| Soatb Forsjtii St.. Atlanta, Ga. Portable and Stationary Engines, Boilers, Saw Mills AND ALL KINDS OF MACHINERY Complete line carried in stock for IMMEDIA TE shipment. Beit Machinery, Lowest Prices and Deat Termi Write us lor catalogue, prices etc., before buying. v IJSAWMILLSSS with Here's Universal Lo;r Beams,Rectilln ear. Simultaneous Set Work* and the HeaHcock-Kin? Variable Feed Works are unexHcelled for accuracy. SIMPMCITY. Dt'RADII.-l HlTY AND EASE OF OPERATION. Write for fullfl HI descriptive circulars. Manufactured by thel gpALKM IROX V.ORKS.Winston-Salem.y.C.| 040?OK*040^040>Oi04040K | fAPUDINE crag | | COLDS and i FEVERISH CONDITIONS. i 4 10. 25 an 1 50 cents, at Drugstores. ? CH040404040^CH<K{>40 0*0*CM with Loomis* into improved machinery an< you cau make large profits on capital invested They are lenders fii the lino. The most efTec tive' and durablo Well Drilling Machine In America. Address LOOMIS MACHINE CO., TIFFIN, OHIO j] THE CHAIN WOMAN. ** 3ver 10,000 Knsra^ed in Work, Some ;r Very Old, n Topsy-turveydom prevails in the u Black Country, not only in the reeling r- houses, but in the domesti: arrange-t rneiits, for there the poetical idea, 0 "Women of the hearth/' has an inter)i protatiou not contemplated by the a poet, it The "hearth" is the tiny, often dilapiy dated home smith in which daughters, i) wives, mothers and even grandmothers 5 toil from morn to eve, heating, hammering, shaping and welding chain links. Practically all the small chains below three-eighths inch in thickness are made by women, less than fifty y men being employed on small sizes, y whereas the women smiths number in | the Cradley district alone at least a { thousand. It is a queer industry, for the most part hidden in out-of-the-way corners, the shops mixed up with prim} itive and neglected outhouses. Unless i the constant ring of the anvil aroused his curiosity the unobservant visitor might traverse the place all the day i without suspecting the existence of t this really enormous industry. Yet he [ could hardly enter a court or alley I . In any direction without stumbling ' upon a chain shop. In many of these J six to eight women aud girls are emj ployed?four or five is a common uum her. In one yard alone, appropriately r named "Anvil Yard," there must be " forty or fifty people at work when the I place is in full swing. In one shop a > youth and a girl of fourteen to sixteen , will be found benuing over separate anvils and hammering away at heated chain links, while a few yards away grandfather and grandmother are performing exactly similar operations, as they have been at almost any time during the last half century. One couple, Joseph Parsons and his wife, are both over seventy. The husband has made chains continuously foi sixty years. His chief trouble is thr.t the prolonged use of the hammer has so cramped and distorted his right hand that lie can no longer wield it as of old. It is a pathetic sight to see the old lady, silvery-haired and her tall figure already bowed with age, stoopI ing over the anvil. The old man exI plains that if he works a full week ' at nine hours a day he may possibly ~ '"-11 -I- >> +1,^ c,villi I clear 12s. to ios. ~~vni:eu?t iut\ cinders used for heating, as he explains, are dear, and half a crown a ' week has to be deducted under this head. Mr. Parsons has several children and grandchildren in the trade. The old couple have now only them1 selves to maintain, and out of theii ] combined earnings can just pay the i rent of their little cottage facing the - smithy and buy enough food.?LondoD 1 Leader. 5 WORDS OF WISDOM. ) There are no mechanical morals. r The fast man makes the poorest i speed. > Submission is the secret of spiritual f strength. There are no necessary evils in a ) righteous world. * Temperament will be a poor excuso }' at the judgment. j A light familiarity Is worse than a dead formality. ' A life-line is better than a speaking' trumpet any day. There is no virtue where there is no . possibility of vice. Complaisance with sin is not comJ passion for the sinner. You can give men your love until you take off your glove. Heart-searching is a good cure foi - the habit of censuring. 1 The things that give us greatest pain are the ones most highly prized. = Better the water without the well 2 than the well without the water.' Barn's Horn. '9 ' [. A Sure Remedy* r Do unto others as they do unto you .. might well be the heading of this true 1-1-> rn"-" nriA a finer nro tl"|p rhflr. laic. AMU LUC 11 auu U. uvg uiv - acters thereto. Man number one, being unable to sleep for three entire nights owing to the constant barking f of the dog aforesaid, got up and are rayed himself at 4 to the morning and r hied him to his neighbor's front door, j There he kept his thumb on the elecJ trie bell until the dismayed servant appeared. "I wish to see Mr. W." ? "Why, sure he's to bed at this hour, sir." "I'm sorry, but I must.see him now." "He ain't going ter get up at this " time ter see nobody." "Well, I intend to stay here and ring this bell until he does see me, and you can go and tell him that." ? After an ominous interval Mr. W. 5 descended, almost speechless with | wrath. . "What do you mean by disturbing me I in this manner? It's the most out ? rageous?" ; "Yes, that's what I think, and 1 , .simply called to warn you that as long ; as your dog keeps me awake every nightj shall come and ring this bell, for if I can't sleep you certainly shall not. Good morning."?Public Ledger. Things Grow Farthest North. 3toe interesting fact has lately come " to'' the attention of the Government scientists that the frog (the edible vari' e.ty) attains its greatest and best development, not, as one would imagine, in the semi-tropical swamps of Florida and Louisiana, but in far Northern Canada, on the extreme northern limit at which these reptiles are found. This bears out an old and pretty safe rule that both plants and animals attain their.best development at the northernmost point of their habitat. Thus the diamond-back terrapin of the Chesapeake brings nearly eight times the price of the diamond-b. ckof Louisiana, j and the best oranges are grown, not ? in tropical Cub", (people of the older generation still remember the coarsegrained, sourish Havana oranges), but 1 in* Northern Florida, where the trees ^ are frequently cut down by the hard frosts and cold weather.?Washington . Post.j A Popular German Gener-1. Count Von Haeseler, who has just ! resigned command of the Sixteenth Army Corps, undoubtedly was the most popular General in the German Army. It was his ambition to see that even-private soldiers carried out orders B mifh intallifran/ic fin rmn norflsinn he j| ?uu .m.n.evuvv. ordered a cavalryman to ride to a bill I a mile distant, where stood a solitary > tree. When the soldier returned the \ General asked what sort of a tree it | > was. "I do not know," said thf; man, j I dnwing a twig from his hoot, "but ) 1 brought this for your excellency." I The soldier's i'orethouglit was reward | ? ed with a piec(? of gold. I Provided With Natural Anchor. | A peculiar water animal is the synapta, which nature has provided with j\ an anchor somewhat similar in shape > to those used by ships. By means of 1 this the insect holds itself firmly; in any desired spot. * r Absorption Beloved, In the still deeps of thine eyes Absorb my soul, that I may know no more The pain of separation! I Implore Thyself to take me in, and solemnize My union with thee in some mystic wise. I would no more be I, but would explore, As thee, thy soul's dim temple, and adore Therein, as thee, with secret sacrifice. Oh, let me die to Self," and find rebirth In some fair body as one soul with thee! There are no purposes in life for me, But as thv complement: nor any worth In all the fame and splendor of the earth? Unless one perfect spirit we may be. ?Elsa Barker, in August Smart Set. Lhasa, the sacred city of Tibet, is built on Mount Potala near the mouth of the river Indus. Tradition says it had its beginnings in the seventh century; but until recent years almost nothing was known of the city and its people," save that foreigners were rigidly excluded from within its walls. To Ushe Narzumof, a Kalmuk Pilgrim who twice cleverly managed to elude the vigilance of the guards, the world Is indebted for pictures of this forbidden city, and for much valuable information concerning it. The story of many futile efforts to accomplish similar ends and of Ushe Narzumof's final uuccess will be told in the August Century by J. Deniker, member of the Soqjete de Geographie, Paris. The illustrations will be from photographs by Narzumof. "An Unwilling Guest," by William Gordon-Perez, is the title of the novel in Ainslee's for August. The author has evidently had some experience with South American revolutions, as well as with the doings of the Newport summer colony, for the local color of the story is laid on by a master hand, and the characters are drawn with a similar fidelity to fact. The story is dramatic and full of life without being in the least sensational. One feels no surprise at the hero's popularity in Newport. Darwinian. First Monkey?It seems to be a toss-up whether man is descended from us. Second Monkey?Yes, it's heads, they win; tails, we win.?August Smart Set. PRICES TO SUIT. Assistant?There is a woman in your tudio who wishes to know what is the price of your last picture. Artist?Tell* her a hundred dolars. Assistant?And she says she is a connoisseur. Artist?Well, tell her a thousand.? Philadelphia Record. PITS permanently cured.No fits or nervousness after first day's use of Dr. Kline's Great NerveRestorer.f Sttrial bottle andtreatisefree Dr. B. H. 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So common is it that diseases originate from the stomach it may be safely as sorted there is no condition of ill health that will not be benefited or cured by the occasional use of Ripans 1 Tabules. Physicians know them and speak highly of them. All druggists sell them. The five-cent package Is enough for an ordinary occasion, and the Family Bottle, sixty cents, contains a household supply for a year. One generally gives relief within twenty minutes. ATLANTA JJOLLEGE Physicians and Surgeons Finest laboratories in the South. Clinical advantages unsurpassed. Faculty of fourteen professors and twenty-five assistants. Fees Reasonable. Write for catalogue. W. S. KEXPRICK, Dean, Atlanta, Ga. v AFCO Female Pllla / X mak? WEAK WOMEN / /dSBififit \ strong and delayed pe/ \ easy. Every pack/ ffiETVJjy \ aKe guaranteed. By mail l |for 26 two-cent stamps, I Ego'} 1 plain wrapper. Write for \ / oook of valuable lnform\ / atlon f?r sexe9. AdV, / Afro Chemical Company, P. 0. Box 57.1, Jacksonville, Fla. ?JJ-I.ady agents wanted in every town.' --v - ^ FOR TWENTY YEARS MAJOR SUFFERED FROM ? DANGEROUS KIDNEY DiSEASI Pe-ru-na Creatine a Na'ionai Sensation Of Chronic Ailments of the Kid Major T. H. Mars, of the First Wisconsin Cavalry Regiment, writes from 1425 Dunning street, Chicago, 111., the following letter: "For years I suffered with catanh of the kUneys ton'racted in the arnty. Medicine did not help me any until a comrade who had been helped by Peruna advised me to try it. 1 b ught some at once, and soon found blessid relief. 1 kept taking it four months, and am now well and strong and feel better than I have done for the past twenty years, thanks to Peruna. f,?T. H. Mars. At the appearance of the first symptom of kidney trouble Peruna should be taken. This remedy strikes at once the very root of the disease. It at once relieves the catarrhal kidneys of the stagnant Wood, preventing the escape of serum from the blood. Peruna stimulates the kidnevs to excrete from the blood the accumulating poison, and thus prevents the convulsions SYMPATHY. Cecil (sentimentally)?Don't yon feel gloomy when the sky is overcast with gray, when the rhythmic rain I sounds a dirge upon the roof, and the landscape's beauties are hid by the weeping mist? Hazel (sweetly)?Yes. it's dreadfully annoying. It does make one's hair come out of curl so!?New York Times. SHOULD SAY, BUT DIDN'T. He?I know your family doesn't like me, but will you be my wife? She?Well, I should say not! He (taken aback)?Whew, that's rather short. She?I repeat, I should say not, but a3 a girl in love doesn't always say what she should, I'll say "yes."?Philadelphia Press. THE REAL TROUBLE. "It's easy enough to make money," Bald Nuritch, with a self-satisfied air. "That's so," replied the counterfeiter, absent-mindedly; "the trouble is to get it into circulation."?Philadelphia Press. Summer is a food tiae I KIDNEY BUdder, and Urinary trouble* they coaqoer tic most stubbo Aching backs are eased. . ?=? Hip, back, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of the [fit limbs and dropsy signs &ft vanish. Mil 'They correct urine with 8MI brick dust sediment, high Bfl?J colored, pain in passing, y& J1**_?Lg dribbling, frequency, bed Cm wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpitation, NAMI??? sleeplessness, headache, p ? nervousness, dizziness. STATC Mrs. James Beck of 314 Tor tree trial box. West Whitesboro S t r e et. Forter-HUbam Co., Bat Rome, N. Y., says: " I was | rpactjt ineuffldenC, wr troubled with my kidnej*s for ; r>te sUpeight or nine years; had I up iMCRSO^ (h (Jill mm? 10 cents. u| oiesmi ds headaches, 4:_ ^ ? blood, wind on the stomach, bloated bowels, 1 pains after eating, liver trouble, sallow akin at regularly you are sick. Constipation kills moi starts chronic ailments and long years of suffe CASCARETS today, for yon will never get w right Take oar advice, start with Caecareti money refunded. The genuine tablet stamp booklet free. Address Sterling Remedy Cptnp I to keep the stomach clean, brain 1 clear and liver active. It cools / the blood, cures heat eruptions, I relieves constipation, aids di^es) tion. Effervescent; Agreeable; / Reliable. I Used by American Physicians 1 for nearly 6o years. / 50c. and Sl.OO. V At Druggists or by mail from / The Tarrant Co., &? {?!?: l Bcslneaa established 18M. pr-Glva tha name of this paper when writing to advertleers-<At. 3I,'03) -. . : - -W" - - ... . ? I MARS XT s Vil -lilcures^catairh | neya simply because it cures catarrah whet* If you do not derive prompt and Mttif* !?siHw| factory results from the use of Penm*. write at once to Dr. Hartman, gjving a full statement of your case, and he wi3 be pleased to give you his valuable advice t | Address Dr. Hartman, President of The ' ;|S Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0.: ' ; ? Literary Notes from The Century C*' For a sculptor of international repa tation to lay aside the chisel that he k may take up the brush and palette as Frederick MacMonnles has done* unusual enough to invest all his paint* , ings with interest. When Mr. Mao Monnies made his first serious essay in this nejv field two years ago, he hibited anonymously at the Salon1,r'< W: winning honors that quickly made'his reputation as a painter scarcely inferior to that gained as a sculptor. It is Mr. MacMonnles' portrait, of M. , Gecrge Thelmar that the August Cen- "|S tury has chosen to reproduce as ita latest example of American portraitOne of the most efficient system* of v public works in history was that la - 4 which each householder was required to care for the street before his- owhjdoor. There can be no surer way securing a general system of good 'IsjjsMI roads than by having each municipality provide good roads within its own to treat Chronic Kidney. MM****, ras: COMFORT. cases. - ' much pain.in my hack; u time went on I could hardly ^-.vjHfetSSE endure it; I could not stand tafiO except for a few momenta at exha?wt?i; ffSg cotereo ills, not stoop or bead my head MTt. ached severely; I wasinrpoin > ton. from mv head down to my ttiuuaS^ ^5 wnte^J^J?* " - neys ft was a heary. steady, sickening ache; I could not rest nights, and got mornings weak and tired. I 11 thought I was about doos for, when I saw Doan's Kid- x i .<& h 2egS| neyPills-advertised. WitjriB nun t^i<? coupon to a week after commencfeg,~ Vf-SSSB ralo, N. Y. If above th?fr use I beganto Improve Vs^Sh ' ite address on sepa- a^d from time on rapidly fe.v^* grew better. I used dwa'f-.^KaBflW ' boxes la all and was ctaed.fr srvbus Miralflfifl adaches CKLY CURED BY twmm. itQ^ THE BOWELS ^ tl AtK S, CATHARTIO ^ *, appendicitis, bflionsneas. bad breath, bad . J . "oul month, headache, indigestion, pimples, ." id dizziness. When your bowels dotTt mora " ra people than all other diseases together. It - > -*?' v / ,-%* ring. No matter what ails yon, Start taking ell and star well until you get your bowela i today under abaolnte guarantee to cqrs ? - r ?d CCC. Never aold in bulk. Sample and .> jany^hicag^^fewYor}^^^^^5??^ ~ i . * > The Great Cast and West Line sifiiii* : KO TKOUBt* TO AN3VTJEU QUZ6TI0JTI.. miles Shortest Route Shrereport to ,, ? tDailM. ~ Write for new book on Term W.-' E. P. TURNER, Gen. Pass. Agt., Dallas, Texas. :-i,| Dropsy 111 Removes all swelling in 8 to so \'rdays; effects a permanent care in 30 to todays. Trial treatment given free. Not hinges a be fairer . x \Ji write Dr. N. H. Dreea'a teas. . ? >Spaclalists, Box B AttantaTtbt . - ' . ilaflcWI wkk Tk*MuaaiMi'o Bna Vmfttfa wank ayaa* not IHBpw IIHXIH