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?
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;; "Well?"
ibl "There are more articles in the encyclopaedia
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V I
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ERA OF HIGH SPEED.
i Examples of the Strenuous Life on
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This is an era of high speed. The j
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an hour on the electric railroad be;
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! manifestation of the tendency of the
1 age. This particular railroad has
i been built under the direction of the
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1 he having made up his mind to test j
; the value of electric traction in war. !
; Presumably its success will induce '
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electric lines as "first aids" in inobi- ;
lization. The results of the speed
j trials are, however, commercially val- j
| uable, as indicating how important a
factor electricity may become as a j
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j must know more than we know now j
j of the conditions under which the Ger- j
j man experiment was made before conclusions
are absolutely safe as to the 1
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of knowledge remains to be attained
| before we can figure the commercial i
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But it is not alone in Germany that
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Here in the United States the trans- '
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FALLEN If
I sit before my "window
Anc| watch the sullen rain;
The hand of age is on me,
And weakness grows to pain.
My sons are men, far from me;
Their father?he is dead;
I own the roof above me,
I da not lack for bread.
'h A DOO OF R
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y*\ By Normax
y -y E was a Newfoundland dog,
J5^?| born of reputable parents at
i; I Back Arm and decently bred
in Buddy Cove, which is on
the northeast coast. He had black
hair, short, straight and wiry,?the
curly-haired breed has failed on the
Island,?and broad, ample shoulders,
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vvlllcfi ills iorDears nuvi naajunmu ?.v
liirn from generations of hauling
wood.
He was heavy, awkward and ugly,
resembling somewhat a great draftliorse.
But he pulled with a will,
fended for himself, and within the
iuowlcdge of men had never stolen
1 lish; so he had a high place iii the
hearts of all the people of the Cove,
and a safe one in their estimation.
"Skipper! Skipper! Here, b'yi"
The ringing call, in the voice of
pouug Billy Topsail, his master, a
asherman's sou, never failed to bring
[he dog from the kitchen with an
?ager rush, when the snow lay deep
an the rocks and all the paths of the
wilderness were ready for the sled.
Hie stood stock-still for the harness,
and at the first "Hi, b'y! Gee up,
:liere!" he bounded away with a
wagging tail and a glad bark. It was
is if nothing pleased him so much 011
1 frosty morning as the prospect of a
aard day's work.
If the call came in summer-time
when the Skipper was dozing in the
:ool shadow of a flake,?a platform
)f boughs for drying fish,?he
scramled to his feet, took his clog in
tils mouth and ran, all a-quiver for
what might come, to where young
Billy waited. (In Newfoundland the
law requires that all dogs shall ba
dogged as a precaution against their
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idling sneep ana goats wuicu am
ivild. The clog is in. the form of a
jillec of wood, weighing at least
seven and a half pounds, and tied to
:he dog's neck.) If the clog were
:aken off,?as it was almost sure to
30,?it meant sport in the water.
Then the Skipper would paw the
jrouud and whine until the stick was
lung out for him. But best of all he
oved to dive for stones.
At the peep of many a day, too, he
ivent out in the pijnt to the fishing
^rounds .with Billy Topsail, and there
zept the lad good company all the
lay long. It was because he sat on
:he little cuddy in the bow, as if
zeeping a lookout ahead, that he was
called the Skipper.
"Sure, 'tis a clever dog, that!" vras
Billy's boast. "He_weuhl save lifehat
dog wouldl"
This was proved beyond doubt when
ittle Isaiah Tommy Goodman toddled
?ver the wharfhead, where he tad been
jlaying with a squid. Isaiah Tommy
vas four years old, and would surey
have been drowned had not the Skip)er
strolled down the wharf just at
hat moment
The Skipper was obedient to- the
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USUUCl U1 Uli lUULiUiilUU UUgS IU
lrag the soiis of men from the "water.
3e plunged i_ and caught Isaiah Tomuy
by the collar of his pinafore. Still
following his instinct, he Uept the
ihild's head above water with powerful
strokes of his fore paws Avhile he
owed him to shore. Then the outcry
vhich Isaiah Tommy immediately set
lp brought his mother to complete
he rescue.
For this deed the Skipper was petted
i day and a half, and led with- fried
:aplin and salt pork, to his evident
Ratification. No doubt he was persuaded
that he had acted worthily,
however that be, he continued in
nerry moods, In affectionate behavior,
n honesty?although the fish were
(ven then drying on the flakes, all cx>osed,
and he earned his clog like a
lero.
"Skipper," Billy Topsail would ejacilate,
"you do be a clever dog!"
One day in the fall of the year, when
ligh winds spring suddenly from the
and, Billy Topsail was fishing from
he punt, the Never Give Up. over
he shadows of Molly's Head. It was
'fish weather," as the Ruddy Cove
nen say?gray, cold and misty. The
larbor entrance lay two miles to the
;outhwest. The bluffs which marked
t were hardly discernible, for the mist
lung thick off the shore. Four punts
ind a skiff were bobbing half a mile
arther out to sea, their crews fishing
vith hook and Hue over the side,
["bicker weather threatened, aud the
Lay was uear spent.
" 'Tis time to be off horue, b'y," said
Billy to the dog. " 'Tis getting thick
n the sou'west."
The Skipper stretched himself and
vagged his tail. He had no word to
ray, but Billy, who, like all fishermen
u remote places, had formed the habit
)f talking to himself, supplied the
mswcr.
" 'Tis that, Billy, b'y," said he. "The
Hint's as much as one hand can manige
in a fair wind. An' 'tis a dead beat
;o the harbor now."
Then Billy said a word for himself.
'We'll put in for ballast. The punt's
:oo light for a gale."
He sculled the punt to the little
:ove by the Head, and there loaded her
with rocks. Her sails, mainsail and
tiny jib were spread, and she was
headed for Grassy Island, on the first
leg of her beat into the wind. By this
time the other two punts were under
way, and the sails of the skiff were
fluttering as her crew prepared to
beat home for the night. The Never
Give Up was ahead of the fleet .-nut I
held her lead in such line fashion as
made Billy Topsail's heart swell with
pride.
The wind had gained iu force. It
was sweeping down from the hills in
gusis. Now it fell to ;t breeze, and
again it came swiftly with angry
strength. Xor could its advance be
perceived, for the sea was choppy and
the bluffs shielded the inshore waters.
"We'll fetch the harbor on the next
tack," Billy muttered to the Skipper,
who was whining in the bow.
He put the steering oar hard alee
[0 bring the punt about. A gust caught
the sails. The boat heeled before it,!
and her gunwale was under water j
before Billy could make a trove to;
ave her. The wind forced her down. I
>ressing heavily up. n tnc canvas. Her j
ballast shifted and she topnied over, j
Boy and dog were thrown hit" the
?0^?the one aft. the other forward. I
no ELD.
But 0 the lonely morning!
And 0 the dreary night!
Ah, life itself should foTlow
When love and hope take flight.
No happy days await me,
No joy that all must crave;
The only path before me
Ends in an open grave.
?Ninette M. Lowatcr, in New York Sun.
(JDDY COVE. I
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Billy dived deep to escape entanglement
with the rigging of the boat,
lie had long ago learned the lesson
that presence of mind wins half the
fight i:a perilous emergencies. The
coward miserably perishes, where the
brave man survives. With his courage
leaping to meet his predicament, he
struck out for windward and rose to
the surface.
lie looked about for the punt She
had been heavily weighted with bal
last ana lie leareu tor ner. \\ nat was
he to do if she had been too heavily
weighted? Even as lie looked she
sank. She had righted under water;
the tip of the mast was the last he
saw of her.
The sea?cold, fretful, vast?lay all
about him. The coast was half a mile
to windward; the punts, out to sea,
were laboriously beating toward him,
and could make no greater speed. He
had to choose between the punt and
the rocks.
A whine?with a strange note in itattracted
his attention. The big dog
had caught sight of him, and was beating
the water In a frantic effort to
approach quickly. But the dog had
never whined like that before.
"Hi, Skipper!" Billy called. "Steady,
b'y! Steady!"
Billy took off his boots as fast as he
could. The dog was coming nearer,
still whining strangely and madly pawing
the water. Billy was mystified.
What possessed the dog? It was as
if he had been seized with a fit of terror.
Was lie afraid or drowning? His
eyes were fairly flaring. Such a light
had never been in them before.
In the instant he had for speculation
the boy lifted himself high in the
water and looked intently into the
dog's eyes. It was terror he saw in
tliem; there could be no doubt about
that, he thought. The dog was afraid
for bis life. At once Billy was filled
with dread. lie could not crush the
feeling down. Afraid of the Skipper,
?the old, affectionate Skipper?his own
dog, which he had reared from a puppy!
It was absurd. But he was
afraid, nevertheless?desperately afraid.
"Back, b'y!" he cried. "Get back,
sir!"
Billy was a strong swimmer. lie
had learned to swim where the water
is cold?cold, often, as the icebergs
stranded in the harbor can make It.
The water was bitter cold now. but
lie did not fearjt, nor did he doubt that
ho..'accomplish the long swim
which lay before him. It was the unaccountable
failure of the dog which
disturbed him?his failure in obedience,
which could not be explained. The
dog was now within three yards, and
excited past all reason.
"Back, sir!" Billy screamed. "Get
back with you!"
The dog was not deterred by the
command. He did not so much as hesitate.
Billy raised his hand as if to
strike him?a threatening gesture
which had sent the Skipper home with
his tail between his legs many a time.
But it had no effect now.
"Get back!" Billy screamed again.
It was plain that the dog was not to
te bidden. Billy threw himself on his
back, supported himself with lii~ bauds
and kicked at the dog with his feet.
TVtn SIHtymim' woe lilirtilofl hr ttio cnlncli.
A. u 1. M (4 0 *.SA4*A\twVfc */tT *-'?0
ing. He whined and held back. Then
blindly he came again. Billy moved
slowly from him, head foremost, still
churning the water with his feet. But
swimming thus, he was no match for
the dog. With his head thrown back
to escape the blows, the Skipper forged
after him. Ke was struck in the jaws,
in the threat and again in the jaws.
But he rawed on, taking every blow
without complaint and gaining inch
by inch. Soon he was so close that the
lad could no longer move his feet
freely. Then the dog chanced to catch
one foot with his paw, and forced It
under. Billy could not beat him off.
No 'longer opposed, the dog crept
up?paw over paw, forcing the boy's
body lower and lower. His object
was clear to Billy. The Skipper, frenzied
by terror, the boy thought, would
try to save himself by climbing on
his shoulders.
"Skipper!" he cried, "you'll drown
me! Get back!"
The futility of attempting to command
obedience from a crazy dog
struck Billy Topsail with force. xHe
must act otherwise, and that quickly,
if he were to escape. There seemed
to be but one thing to do. He took a
long breath and let himself sink?
down?down?as deep as he dared.
Down?down?until he retained breath
sufficient but to strike to the right and
rise again.
The dog?as it was made known later
?rose as high as he could force himself,
and looked about in every direction,
with his mouth open and his ears
rigidly cocked. He gave two short
barks, like sobs, and a long, mournful
whine. Then, as if acting upon sudden
thought, he dived.
For a moment nothing was to be
seen of either boy or dog. There was
nothing but a choppy sea in that place.
Men who were watching thought that
both had followed the Never Give Up
to the bottom.
In the momentary respite tinder
water Billy perceived that his situation
was desperate. He would rise,
he was sure, but only to renew the
struggle. How long he could keep the
dog off he could not tell. Until the
punts came down to his aid? He
thought not.
lie came to the surface prepared to
(live again. But the Skipper had disappeared.
An ejaculation of thanksgiving
was yet on the boy's lips, when
the dog's black head rose and moved
swiftly toward him. Billy had a start
cf ten yards?or something more.
He turned on his side and set oil at
top speed. There was no better swimmer
among the lads-of the harbor. Was
he a match for a powerful Newfoundland
dog? It was soon evident that
he was not.
The Skipper gained rapidly. Billy
felt a paw strike his foot. <e put
more force into his strokes. Next the
paw struck the calf of his leg. The
dog was now upon him?pawing his
back. Billy could not sustain the
weight. To escape, that he might
take up the light in another way, he
dived again.
The dog was waiting wnen Hilly
earac.' up?waiting eagerly, on the alert
to ccntlnue the chase.
"Skipper, old fellow?good old dwj!"
Billy called in a soothing voice: t
"Steady, sir! Down, sir?back!" f
The dog was not to be deceived. He r
came, by turns whining and gasping.
He was more excited, more determined, c
than ever. Billy waited for him. The *
fight was to be face to face. The boy 1
had determined to keep him off with
his bands until strength failed?to
drown him if he could. All love for
the dog had gone out of his heart. (
The weeks of close and merry companionship,
of romps and rambles
and sport, were forgotten. Billy was ,
fighting for life. So he waited without
pity, hoping only that his strength
might last until he had conquered. :
When the dog vas within reach Billy 1
struck him in the face. A snarl and an !
angry snap was the result.
Rage seemed suddenly to possess the
dog. He held back for a moment,
grov.iing fiercely, and then attacked
with a rush. Billy fought as best he
coulJ, trying to catch his enemy by
the neck and to force his head beneath
the waves. The effort was vain; the ,
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(log eiuacu ins grasp uua reuuweu
the attack. In another moment he
had laid his heavy paws on the boy's
shoulders.
The weight was too much for Billy. c
Down he went, freed himself, and t
struggled to the surface, gasping for n
breath. It appeared to him now that ^
he had but a moment to live. He felt r
his self-possession going from him? y
and at that moment his ears caught j3
the sound of a voice. s
'"Put your arm "
The voice seemed to come from far
away. Before the sentence was com- 1<
pleted the dog's paws were again on
Billy's shoulders and the water stopped
the boy's hearing. What were they '
calling to him? The thought that some *
helping hand was near inspired him. j:
With this new courage to aid, he i
dived for the third time. The voice
was nearer?clearer?when he came up, c
and he heard every word. 3
"Put your arm around his neck!" one
man cried. ^ j
"Catch him by the scruff of the c
neck!" cried another. 1
Billy's self-possession returned. He
would follow this direction. The Skip- 1
per swam anxiously to him. It may 1
be that he wondered what this new attitude
meant. It may be that he hoped
reason had returned to the boy?that ir
at last he would allow himself to be
saved. Billy caught the dog by the ti
scruff of the neck when he was within {1
arm's length. The Skipper wagged
his tail and turned about. There was
a brief pause, during which the faithful
eld dog determined upon the direction
he would take. He espied the
punts, which had borne down with all
speed. Toward them he swam, and
there was something of pride in his
mighty strokes, something of exultation
in his whine. BiPy struck out
with his free hand, and soon boy and
dog were pulled over the side of the
nearest punt
Through it all, as Billy now knew,
the dog bed only wanted to save him.
That night Billy Topsail took the
Skipper aside for a long and confidential
talk. "Skipper," said he, "I beg
your pardon. You see, I didn't know
what 'twas you wanted. I'm sorry I
ever had a hard thought against you,
and I'm sorry I tried to drown you,
When I thought you only wanted to
save yourself, 'twas Billy Topsail you
were thinking of. When I thought
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my collar you wanted to catch. When
I thought you wanted to bite me,' twas
a scolding you were giving me for
my foolishness. Skipper, b'y, honest,
I beg your pardon. Next time I'll
knew that all a Newfoundland dog
wants Is a chance to tow me ashore.
And I'll give him a whole chance. But
Skipper, don't you think you might
have given me a chance to do something
for myself?"
At which the Skipper wagged his
tail.?Youth's Companion.
ENGINEERS' FALSE ALARMS.
Why Tilings Look Different From What
They Are.
"When a man's sitting in an engine
cab, looking up the track with a constant
watch for danger a burden oc
his mind," said an engineer, "things
sometimes look different from whal
they really are. This is especially tru(
If after long service his eyes begin tc
be a little affected.
"I used to know an old engineer who
was one of the most careful men on the
road. In fact, he was always worried
anil fear of an accident cot to be al
mcst a mania with him. One day he
was pulling a long freight down a pretty
.'air grade when he suddenly clappec
on the air and gave the 'highball' with
the whistle, sending the brakemen oui
over the train setting the hand brakes
as fast as they could. Finally thej
brought the train to a stop, and everybody
ran up to see what was the mat
ter. Among the men who came up
was a red-shir ted section man. Wher j
the fellow got close, Jack, the engi ?
neer, began to rip out the biggest 1
string of expletives I ever heard. He k
dressed up and down any man whe |
wculd wear a red shirt while working I
on the section, for Jack had seen thai S
shirt and thought it was a red flag and g
stepped the traiu." | I
41 had an experience myself not long 0
ago," spoke up another engineer. "It I
was since the new electric headlights I
were put in. You know how they look i
coming up the track. They're so bright |
you can't see anything else, and it's fl
hard to tell whether they are moving I
or not. I was running a freight, and a
had a pretty heavy train. We were fl
coming around a curve just before g
making a siding to pass another train,.' |
nr>ion nno nf thnsp plpetrle headlights E
flashed on me. I thought it was all jj
over with me, but I stopped to put on
the brakes and reverse, and hung on
just a minute in the hope of getting
the train stopped before I jumped. The
grade wasn't very heavy, and I got
the train stopped all right. Before I
started to jump I looked again. I dis- |
covered then that the light didn't seem P
to be any nearer. I investigated, and ?
found that the other train was at a E
stand still waiting for me at the E
switch."?Salt Lako Herald. |
Some Mistaken Impressions. 1
Children in the Paola (Kan.) public |
schools have established a correspond- |
enee with children in the Edinburgh S
(Scotland) public schools, and the let- I
ters that pass between them contain I
much that Is amusing. For example,' I
one Scotch boy is vary indignant at I
the mistaken ideas which are held of R
his people. He says: "Many people,'
even in England, think that our male I
s;ex dress in kilts, but they are quite I
wrong, for there is hardly a man in I
Edinburgh, or anywhere in the middle fl
or south of Scotland who wears kilts. I
It also is thought that the language I
of the Scotch is bad English, but !t is I
quite the reverse, for the English 1r I
bad, broken Scotch." B
SILENCE IN POLITICS
"To succeed in politics," said the
alkatlve young man, "I guess you've !
rot to keep your wits together at tho \
ight time."
"It's inoro important." replied the ;
*ld stager, "to keep your lips together
it tho right time."?Philadelphia
.hress.
AS DISCUSSED AT THE ZOO.
"You know," said the orang-outang,
"that man is descended from a monkey."
"Yes," ansTrerod the chimpanzee,
*an?d his descent has been very great.
But let us set it dotm to his credit
hat he tries to rise again. Every now
and then yoo hear of some man who is
loing his best to make a monkey of i
tilmselL"?Washington Star.
HAD TIME TO GROW.
Jones?Where on earth did you get
;hat gray beard, you didn't have any
vhen I saw you yesterday?
Brown?Oh, that's all right. I've
)een shopping and waited for the
ihange.?New York Times.
Tlio Beit Army In the World.
The American army is the most effective
rganization in the world. The men are well
ed and well paid, but these alone will uot
aake a good soldier. He must have steady
lerves and a strong constitution. To fight
lisease it is also necessary to have the samo
equirements. If you are weak and nervous
rou need Hostetter s Stomach Bitters at
>nce. It will steady your nerves and cure
ndigestion, heartburn, dizziness and contlpation.
Try it.
Paris supplies, free of cost, sulfurous
>aths to all persons engaged in handling
ead.
Chronic Tetter.
Dr. James C. Lewis, Tip Top, Ky., writes:
'I have an invalid friend who has'had great
>eneflt from Tetterine in chronic tetter.
Send a box to above address." 50c. a box
?y mail from J. T. Sliuptrine, Savannah, Ga.,
f your druggist don't keep It.
Norway owns 323 different submarine
ables, but their combined length is only
24 miles.
Tyner's Dyspepsia Remedy is a liquid
>reparation and knocks all tablets out. It
:ures Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Vertigo, Fulltess
of Stomach, Headache. ?0e. Druggists.
French people use six pounds1 of soap a
lead yearly, against ten pounds per Engish
person.
The Seaboard Air Line Kai way
snow soiling mileage books at two cents per
il!e. Thotr two-thousand mile boolts are good
etweon Atl tnra, ltichm>:vl. Portsm >utli, Wll
llu^'toi and Charlotte. For forth r lnforml n
call on or wrlto Harry E. Krouso City
cs-ionger and Tlclsot Agent, or W. E. (Jh -1sn,
A-s't. Gen'l. Passenger Agt.. Atlanta, Gn.
Tea consumed in England is subject to
, duty of twelve rents a nound.
Ji Delicately formed t
find, in all the seasons o
tW or mothers, that the 01
vfjt r?) which acts gently and
which may be used witl
* any conditions, when thi
IQ| -J Syrup of Fig-s. It is w
binatIon of the laxative
plants with pleasant,
fS" agreeable and refreshi
Eg-,h* to the system when its
Many of the ilis fr<
a transient nature and
trouble and it is plcasi
promptly to the benefit
Ljj but when anything mo:
a) . is best to consult the f
j the old-time cathartic:
trums of the present d
|T remove the strain, tb
similar ills, which attc
,1 ti-ri"1
|:4 tion of the system, use
?tjh~\ Syrup of Figs?and en
sion, the aches and paii
arc due to inactivity oi
Only those who bn
can hope to get its bei:
Ip antee of the excel lence
f?l: of the company- Ca
printed on the front o1
it any preparation offei
|$P|^ nlent and should be dec
P?Pfh Quality of this excclle
Hi W substitute, when Syrn
i always resented by a t
jj M.L first-class drug establ
|SS? recommend, nor sell
remedies. The genuine
reliable druggists ever;
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. . ' -J:-""^TTad^n^sever^icknessI
that took off all my hair. I pur- 8
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W. D. Quinn, jMarseilles, 111. H 1
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Ayer's Hair Vigor makes j
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eend us one dollar and wo will express
you a bottle. Be sure and give the name i
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outshoot all other black powder
better and loaded by exact machii
powder, shot and ^addkig? Try
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IvnaBanaananaaHBCBKe
md gently reared, women will
f their lives, as maids or wives
ae simple, wholesome remedy j
pleasantly and naturally, and I
1 truly beneficial effects, under te;
c system,needs a laxative?is?
ell known to be a simple com;
and carminative orincinles-of
aromatic liquids, which are
ng to the taste and acceptable
gentle cleansing is desired. ^
)m which women suffer are of
do not come from any organic JPjtf
mt to know that they yield so j|S^
rial effects of Syrup of Figs,
re than a laxative is needed it
amily physician and to avoid |?||P|
3 and loudly advertised nosay.
When one needs only to
ie torpor, the congestion, or
nd upon a constipated condithe
true and gentle remedy?
joy freedom from the depresis,
colds and headaches, which
the bowels. ;$?g
ly the genuine Syrup of Figs SS
leficial effects and as a guar- wjj
of the remedy the full name
lifornia Fig Syrup Co.?is %
f every package and without vj
red as Syrup of Figs is fraud- \
dined. To those who know the ^
nt laxative, the offer of any
ip of Figs is called for, is
ransfer of patronage to some
ishment, where they do not
false brands, nor imitation
: article may be bought of all
ywhere at 50 cents per bottle.
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jBBBfe and on more farms than any other 4HA
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