The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, April 04, 1901, Image 4

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- 4. s \> - i- - ^ rc &< -V v< ?.; /" WHY HE WAS WORRIED. ;< "Dear." said the poet's wife, noticing his abstracted look, "you are worried about something?" "Yes?" he ejaculated. "Yes." "Tell me, what have you on your mind?" "Nothing; that's what worries me." ?Philadelphia Press. What Will Become of ( hinal Jsoue can foresee tne outcome or trie quarrei between foreign powera over tlio division of China. It is interesting to watch the going to pieces of this ancient but unprogrcasive race. peopic in America are also going to pieces because of dyspepsia, constipation, blood, liver and stomach diseases. We are living too fast, but strength, vigor and good health can be retained if we keep off and cure the above diseases with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. The people who want the earth are naturally the worldly people. WOMEN MUST SLEEP. V Avoid Nervous Prostration. , If you are dangerously sick what is the first duty of your phj^sician ? He quiets the nervous system, he deaden* the pain, and you sleep well. Friends ask, " what is the cause ? n and the answer comes in pitying tones, nervous prostration. It came upon you so quietly in the beginning, that you were not alarmed, and when sleep deserted you night after night until your eyes fairly burned in the i tAccud in nr?r cnu* CUtXJ&UCS2>, UlCU jrvi* w^rw.. - , agony praying for sleep. tUBNPM Mas. A. Hartley. ?* Yon ought to have known that when you ceased to be regular in your sourses, and you grew irritable without '. cause, that there was serious trouble somewhere. You ought to know that indigestion, exhaustion, womb displacements, fainting, dizziness, headache, and backache send the nerves wild with affright, and you cannot sleep. Mrs. Hartley, of 221 W. Congress St., Chicago, 111., whose portrait we publish, suffered all these agonies, and was entirely cured by Lydia E. Pink^ ham's Vegetable Compound; her o&se . ''should be a warning to others, and her cure carry conviction to the minds Pot every suffering woman of the unfailing efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound. . : Dr. Bull's Cough v . Cures a cough or cold at oace. A ^ Conquers croup, bronchitis, ^Vgllii grippe and consumption. 25c. J To produce the best results in fruit, vegetable or grain, the fertilizer used must contain enough Potash. For particulars see our pamphlets. We send them free. GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau St.. New Yet*. MITCHELLS Priced 25c. EYE SALVE| ii SICK HEADACHE ; ( I succumba readily to the oasy i emedy to take \ \ A natural medicinal water?concentrated. ' ' Aperient, laxative, tonic. Aepecilic for all 9 t I liver, kidney, stomach and bowel disorders. | | It cures-Torpid Liver, BlUoasar*** Juan- | i I | dice. Chronic ltUcasco of the Kidney*, , , / | By?pej?*la Heartburn, Sick Headache, ! ; [ ttjMiitfrr fonstloatlon, Pile*. ' ' Crnb Orchard Water is the most effi- ( 1 ( 1 cacious of the natural mineral waters; moet ( I ( > convenient to take; most ? fifOBv 1 > j ) economical to buy. ( | i 1 Theirencineiseoldby i 1 ( f all drugirists with Crab MgU ( I t | Appl trade mark on TOPE ttTjl MMB ( } ! , every bottle. ?a , . J \ CRAB ORCHARD WATER CO.. Louisville, Ky. < , hdodqy new discovery: r>ve* UI V I ^9 I quick relief and euros worst cases- Book of testimonials and 10 days' treatmea; Free. Dr. E. E. GBEEN'S SONS. Box B. Atlanta. Ss "The Stance that made West Point fa?nna??" MciLHENNY'S TABASCO. use certain scure.fl Mention this Paper '"""gg&tfZiSL" M bunco nntKfc 6LL tLbt fAiio. y S Best Cough 8yrup. Tastes Good. D?e Q In time. Sold by dnjgjrlsts. g"l ^W"Ti giWS?Hi W OTjMTzSo^JKPZi^Ti V/J&WV'JKAV VA. I l^ood ^oads f^o^s ? IvgiMgcyrf: AVXy rt AVX7;ft ~%\"K/{^ -VP C/jft W5V/&VV VAScVW VAS& SVocW S^wtw W?is* Will Help Good Roads. "X" N event which augurs much / \ for the good roads movement in this country was the an(?~^ nual meeting of the League of American Wheelmen at Philadelphia last week. The progressive element in the membership was victorious in the election of officers and an entirely new administrative policy will now be in order. In the election of Senator Horatio S. Earle, of Michigan, to the Presidency, the cause of good roads was immeas ureaoiy oenenrea. ne js uuquesuuuably the foremost worker for highway improvement in the United States today and with ample ability and the necessary resources at his command, will plaee the good roads movement upon-a more progressive basis than it has been heretofore. Mr. Earle is comparatively a new man in L. A. W. official circles, but in his two years' service as chief consul of the Michigan Division he has been so aggressive and so practical that the results of his work have been felt in all the divisions and eventually landed him in the President's chair. First Vice-President George C. Pennell, of New York, is one of the veterans of the League. During his conuec- j tion with the organization he has held ' many State and National offices, in- j eluding his present position of viceconsul in the New York Division. He is numbered among the energetic members who have been chafing under the ; ultra-conservatism which has hereto- ' fore prevailed, and will make a consistent co-worker with President Earle, to whom he will be especially valuable because of his long service. Second Vice-President Howell, of : Connecticut, was one of the ablest chief consuls in the service of the League. He was at the head of the Connecticut Division during the years when the L. A. W. was securing wheelmen's rights and privileges?when it was making its power be felt in all sections. For two years he has been Chairman of the National Membership Committee and to his efforts is largely due the respect In which L. A. W. membership Is now held. Treasurer Tattersall, one of the most competent officials the League has ever had, and an able financier, enters upon his fourth term with a unanimous reelection. Secretary Bassett, who has spent twenty-one years in the service of the League, will again be in charge of headquarters at Boston. He is, perhaps, the best known wheelman in the country, and his retention is an assurance that the office of Secretary will be competently administered. Since the election last week, the new officers have been busily engaged in acquainting themselves with the du+v*/-,*?. nfflooc on/1 in tVip nrpnnr/i liCO Ui LUUk UUl\.(.of uuu ...w r K tlon of plans for the year's work. They are making no rash promises, saying nothing they cannot substantiate when necessary, but they are positively confident that this year will witness many solid and substantial gains in League work and in membership. Some of the plans already outlined are upon lines which will command the willing support of all friends of good roads, and are considered with a view to making them the first moves in a campaign which will place the question of highway improvement squarely before the people of every State as the greatest economic necessity of the period. The Good Roads Convention. State Engineer Bond is receiving encouraging reports in regard to the prospective attendance at the Good Roads Convention to be held in Albany on August 14 and 15 under his supervision. Nearly forty boards of supervisors, representing as many counties, have appointed delegates to the convention, and in some cases the entire Board of Supervisors has resolved to attend the convention. Quite a body of individual delegates is eoming. The State Engineer wil" have a carefully prepared statement to submit to the convention in regard to the work done by his department in the Improvement of the roads of the State, accompanied by lantern slides to show the roads in their first condition and after their improvement, and the processes of road Improvement. ^ A Novel Train. The "L. A. W. Good Roads Train" will go into every State sending in 100 applications for membership in the League, and will visit the towns sending in the largest number. Two demonstrations will be made in each State. Tbf? 'Vnnrt roads train." the nlan of President Earle, of the League of American Wheelmen, for educating the people in actual good roads construction, will be one of the most novel sights ever seen. It will be a complete moving exhibition of road building requisites. It will be duly placarded, and will go into every State in the Union. The manufacturers of road building machinery, whose appliances will be used in building satpple roads, will have representatives aboard, and these will give the required demonstrations. i . 1 ' " f-? * The Business of the People. The Good Roads Congress does not ask the Government to build good roads for the country, but it does ask that the Department of Agriculture be given an appropriation of $150,000 with which to build sample roads, and spread information about them among the people. It recognizes the fact that road building is the business of the people themselves, and thinks that they will not put up with poor roads longer than it takes them to learn the advantages of good ones.?St. Joseph (Mo.) Herald. "?JSeed of Good Roads. There is a general need of good, roads throughout the rural regions, not roads built at exorbitant cost, but at a reasonable figure, and which bring the market at all seasons of the year into easy access. The farmers nowadays realize this as well as anybody.?Syracuse Post Standard. Wrong Conclusion. "Well," remarked a lounger at the railway station in a college town, the i. ut 1 day after commencement, 1 ivuuw, ui course, that's what eVe is, but I should hardly have expected her to label her trunk so." "What do you mean?" asked another lounger. "Don't you see?" rejoined the first,, pointing to the letters, "S. G. G.,v conspicuously marked on a large truni standing on end at the edge of the platform. "That means 'Sweet Girl Graduate.'" 1 "My name, sir," austerely replied a dignified young woman standing near, "is Sylvia Gale Gibson." There was no' further conversation concerning that trunk.?Youth's Companion. >> DOC-SLEDDING IN SIBERIA. Vivid Description of a Itlcle in the Search For Andree. In the Century, in the second of l?s i papers on the search for Andree, Jonas Stadling gives a vivid impression of the pains and perils of dog-sledding in Siberia. "To the music of yelling natives and howling dogs our picturesque caravan started at a frightful speed, some of the dogs every now and then slipping on the smooth spots of the ice and sprawling on their sides or backs while being dragged along by the others. Ahead were seen masses of heaped-up ice. I was asking myself, 'How shall we get over these?' when In a moment we were In the midst of them, the drivers yelling out their commands: 'To the left!' 'To the right!' 'Straight on!' while the dog-leaders at the head of the packs, pricking up their ears to catch the commands of their masters, turned now to the left, now to the right, between the hummocks, while the sledges jumped and danced over the huge blocks. Gasping for breath, my feet balancing in the air to prevent my legs from "getting broken, I could hardly tell how this 'mountain-pass' was cleared. Soon the whole caravan was on smooth ice again, and then a new chain of icemountains rose in front of us, toward which the dogs rushed, until a sharp voice in front yelled, 'Stop! Stop!' A sledge had been smashed and the load scattered about. I became nervous, but the natives, as tranquil as if nothing had happened, repaired the sledge, making a hole here and there by means of a primitive drill, and tying together the broken parts with thongs of leather, while other natives with axes and iron-pointed poles cut out a way between the ice-hummock.-!, and after a little more than half an hour the caravan was again on Its way. "Toward noon we were swept by a heavy snowstorm, but the ice became smoother, and the dog6 ran onward with great speed. Only once we took a short rest, sitting down in a circle on the ice and regailing ourselves with frozen fish, which the dogs shared. In places where the wind had swept away the snow, the crystallized salt, precipitated from the ice by the cold, made the sleighing very heavy. As we neared the mainland in the afternoon the snowstorm ceased. To the southeast and south extended a mountainchain, stooping abruptly to the sea, diminishing in height to the west." A Funeral Trolley Car. Baltimore has a number of fine suburban cemeteries, all of which are reached by some division of the street railway lines, and the company found by putting in a few crossovers they could take a car from any part of the city to any one of the burying grounds. It was therefore decided to offer cars for the transportation of funeral parties, says the Street Railway Review. The company built a special car well adapted for the purpose. The car is divided into two compartments, the smaller of which has running its full length another compartment or vault in which the casket is carried. A heavy plate glass door hinged to swing downward gives access to the vault from the outside. When a casket is to be placed in the car, the shelf is drawn out, the casket lifted upon it. and the shelf is then pushed back in place. The larger compartment has twelve cross seats in the centre aisle, giving a seating capacity of twenty-four; the smaller compartment has four seats. Heavy black curtains divide this section into two private compartments for the immediate family of the deceased. Floral contributions are piled upon the top of the vault, and can be seen from the street. The car is finished inside and out with black enamel with nickelplated fixtures. The car has been named "Dolores," meaning sorrow, and it is rented at from $20 to $25 for each interment. Electric Fans. A feature of interest connected with electric fans is that they are purely American, both by right of invention and of us*. It is a somewhat singular fact tnat tneir use iu uiuei. i-uuumco and in hot climates has been so limited, but it is believed *hat at least the beginning of a considerable export trade in this class of merchandise has been made, and that from now on increasing and satisfactory numbers of these instruments will be shipped abroad from our American ports. A modern development of the fan, which was primarily designed for ventilation and for moving air or the creation of small breezes, is the application to the fan mechanism of cooling and heating devices, so that an actual change in the temperature of the air may 1 e made. In this way certain electric fan installations have been made lately which serve the triple purpose of cooling in summer, heating in winter and ventilating the rooms.? Electrical Review. Brahmin View of the East and West. The subject of social intercourse between Europeans and Indians has frequently been a grand theme with some writers and speakers. There are men who are too ready to throtv the whole blame for the existing state of things on the Europeans, who are charged with refusing to accept Indians on terms of perfect equality, while, as a matter of fact, it seems to us that, except in purely official relations as between superior and subordinate, it is the Indian that considers himself to be of a purer caste and incapable of adjusting his scruples and his habits to the requirements of European society. The pride of caste is still very strong in the Indian, and however submissive and respectful he may be in the presence of the European official, in his heart of hearts he believes himself to be of a superior order.?Madras Hindu. Romantic Grammar. oo-rt on Amoriofin minister to JLVTUia rtfcv ? one of the European powers was blessed with a pretty daughter whose charms wrought much havoc in the rank and tile of the young men who met her. She was sweet and gracious to all, but her heart, as well as her wit, belonged to her native land. One day her father found her at her desk knitting her brows over a letter. "What's the matter, my dear?" he asked, patting her shoulder affectionately. "Oh, I have to write another declension. father," she responded, dolefully, "but nothing will induce me to conjugate till I get back to the United States!"?Youth's Companion. TheFastest Ocean Steamerg. The fastest passenger steamer in the world is the Deutschland, which has made 5S4 miles a day, with a consumption of 570 tons of coal, almost a ton a mile. Fortune Retailing Hot Water. A man who has just died in East London retired some years ago on a modest competence acquired by selling hot water at one cent a quart. j COLLECE OF AUTO DOCTORS. The Spring Announcement, 19G0, of the Institution. I The spring quarter. ltXX), of the College of Auto Doctors, of Chicago, formerly the Chicago Veterinary College, will open March 3. Students j to enter at this time must register (luring the two (lays precod-'ng. Special attention is directed to the following features: Credit will he allowed for work done in manual training schools, machine 1 shops and electric plants. The foe for entrance/Iocs not cover i medical attendance incidental to the Gasolene Deparunent. Students in the Gasolene Department must make a deposit, to protect the College against loss should they leave without notice. I The course In monkey-wrenches has j been extended to take in the full year. A series of lectures on '"The Use and Abuse of Profanity as Applied to Autos" commences with this quarter. ; The Chair of Balkiness; Electro i Aero- and Gnso-. has been enlarged, to meet tho increased interest. Among the topics for discussion ( during the year are: Care of the ! Tire: Consumpt'on in Gas Autos: I Braking a Fractious Auto; Insanity in the Auto: Its Symptoms and Remedy; Hot Boxes and Other Fevers; j Cracking of the Dashboard, etc. Ten hours a week of practical an| atomy and seven of dissection are j required of every student. Students j aro expected to be able to name rend!! ly, ami accurately placo each of the | 1(>09 parts of an ordinary auto. The junk shops of the city are open for inspection by our students. Much i valuable information is to be gained ; by frequently visiting them. The college has made arrangements ! with the Park Police whereby a plentiful supply of material for clin; ics Is constantly being turned over to It.?Edwin L. Sabin. in Puck. __ "Waste Land in America. The arid region of this country is 1 larger than the entire area of some of ; the nations of the earth. It includes j portions of Montana, Wyoming, Color! ado, Utah, Nevada, Arizona and New 1 Mexico, and smaller portions of North i and Soutth Dakota, Nevada, Kansas | and Texas, hundreds of thousands of ! acres in California, two-thirds of Oregon, one-tliird of Washington and almost all of Idaho?altogether a total of ! over a million square miles, enough, iu fact, to accommodate one-half the peo| pie of the United States when the land j is made productive. To allow all this splendid country | to go to waste would be contrary to ! the spirit of a practical uatiou. i All this arid land needs Is irrigation. Already a large part of It has been converted to fertility by the artificial i supply of water. Gradually and ? ? n strongly tne experts or rue uoverument have urged upon Congress a policy of assistance which will con1 vert many of these acres into fertile ; fields. In this way the suggestion has come that to the river and harbor bill : there shall be added a provision for : storage reservoirs in the far West. If j it should be done, land that is now of no practical value would soon be ; worth $10 or .$20 an acre, and thus It j happens that far Western influences are openly in favor of the proposition. Something like $5,000,000 is the first ' suggestion in the way of the new dej parture.?Philadelphia Saturday Even: ing Post. ; n %> ? Hedgehogs and Holes. , Writing to a sporting contemporary ! a gentleman offers to receive any numj ber of hedgepigs "up to a thousand," ! as he believes they would do good on his estates in Devonshire. Some people may be disposed to wonder what | service can be rendered to agriculture i by creatures that do occasionally make j a late supper of chickens and parti ridges. The truth is, the hedgehog has never received full justice. He Is, | take him all In all, an admirable beast. Everybody knows that the . hedgehog eats snails and slugs, but few people, perhaps, have realized that I he is also a liberal consumer of moles, j Now, there are many estates in Devonj shire where the mole employs a band | of men to keep his family down, and j there are places in Surrey, quite near j London, where neither man nor trap can stop the ravages of these creatures ' on what is intended to be the lawn. Where the soil is sandy the mole lives deep, and he will fling up a chain of i veritable mountains in his Journeys under one's lawn in the course of a single night. This conduct may be borne with in parks and meadows, but : in gardens it becomes intolerable. It ?? ? ? A "** ,1 4>Vt i A may ue sugge&iuu, iuciciuic, iv? IUUSC S householders whose lawns are ravaged I by moles whom neither trap nor proI fesslonal trappist can control that a ! few hedgehogs in the garden might ! bring the pestilential moles to some j sense of the fitness of things.?London ! Globe. Sheepskin Waistcoats. ! It may be that the coachman sitting ; tranquilly 011 the box, apparently comfortable, though the wintry blasts do ; blow, has got on a garment more 01 j less worn at this season by men much j outdoors. These men include coach| men, truckmen, motormen and others. The garment is a sheepskin waistcoat. This is a waistcoat made of sheepI skin with the wool on, and worn with I the wooly side in. The skin is tanned j to a tan color. The waistcoat is cut ! high in front and is provided with pockets. It is worn sometimes in i place of a coat that would otherwise : be used, or perhaps with a lighter weight coat than the wearer would put on without it. The overcoat is, of | course, worn over all, as usual. Some sheepskin waistcoats are made : to button together at the front as any I waistcoat would. Others are made to fasten together in front with straps j and buckles. There's a high degree of warmth | in a sheepskin waistcoat, but the price | is not very high. They cost about ! $2.50.?New York Sun. Wardrobe as a Gallery Adjunct. An enterprising photographer in i Washington, D. C., who is making ! money right and left, keeps an elabori ate equipment of opera cloaks. Par| isian hats, ball dresses and other fern! inine apparel constantly 011 hand for | his sitters, says the National rhoto 1 News and Views. Thus, the young i woman who comes to him clad in a home-made "tailor" gown ajul a fiftyj cent hat may appear before the eyes j of admiring relatives and friends in ! other cities arrayed in sable lurs and ! 1 benlumed chaneau. or looking ihe , ingenue to perfection in a debutante's | gown cf white richly-trimmed will ' pearls, which for all the fortunate one: { who receive the photographs know are of great price. ! The art of dentistry was introduce i into New York City by John (ircci j wood in 1798. He is said to have mad j the first artificial teeth ever manufa; aired in this country. POPULAR SCIENCE. In this era of "world empires" in- j terest In the sun's empire is hardly ! I surprising. An English inquirer seeks ! i to learn its size, and points out that j three weli-lcnown comets of short pe- j riod have orbits extending beyond that j . of Neptune, while one comet of long I nai*larl T^nnotl^. ! * r? o o rvai? ? a/1 r\ f nnoi*. I [/Ul iVU X/VUU t Idj XKiO a ^/Ul 1UU Vi ugai* j ly 2000 years. If this last-named com- ! et really moves about the sun it is cal- j culated that the diameter of the solar ' i system must be nearly GO,000,000,000 miles. j To the average observer of the flight I of birds everything is deceptive. Tc ; compare the flight of a large bird with j | a smaller one is especially so. Tho co- i j morant of tho sea coast seems to be ; j a slow flier, yet he does a mile In one ! minute and ten seconds. The honey j j bee seems to travel like a bullet, yet ; it takes iiim two minutes to fly a mile. ! The humming bird does not fly as fast j as many slow flapping birds of ungaln- j ; ly bulk. The quail appears to gat ' away more rapidly than does the mal- j i lard, but he does not do it. The method of feeding among wild ! birds is a series of instinctive actions j I repeated over and over with very ! ' slight variations. The actupl feeding I ! of the young birds consists In the par- j ent bird placing the food, not in the i mouth, but far down the sensitive part J ' of the throat. If the bird requires [ food it will swallow It, but if not, the ; ! gullet will be unable to perform this j ! function. In case of the young bird's | being unable to swallow the food the j ; parent bird draws the food from fts j throat and places it in that of tho next j j bird. The great mystery of the Nile j I sources, after twenty centuries of j speculation, has been solved by the la- j ! bors of various explorers, most large- j | ly by Baker, Speke and Stanley. Its j ! largest lake source, Victoria Nyanza, j ; was discovered by Speke, who missed ! Albert Nyanza. Baker discovered the j i source of the blue (Abyssinian) Nile and the Albert Nyanza of the main or ; White Nile. To Stanley belongs the i ' honor of the discovery of the remotest source, Albert Edward Nyanza, which j Cruris tho Alhprt Nyanza throueh the ' j Semliki River. I C. Coleridge Farr, in charge of mag; netic work in New Zealand, has written to Terrestial Magnetism in regard to a magnetic observatory soon 1 to be erected in that country. It will j be situated approximately in south latitude forty-three degrees thirty i minutes, and will be the most souther; ly observatory in the world. Mr. Farr ] invites the various Anarctic expeditions that are soon to leave Europe to i make any use they may care to make of the observatory, and he expresses I his willingness to give magnetic information or any other assistance. The dew is condensed out of the air ! in contact with surfaces below a certain temperature. At night the surface of the earth and all things on It, ; and especially the smooth surfaces of vegetable productions, are constantly j being cooled by radiation. If the sky j is covered with clouds, the radiation sent back from the clouds nearly supplies an equivalent for the heat thus parted with, but if the sky be clear, no equivalent is supplied, and the surI face of the earth and things growing ' on it become cooler than the atmos-. phere. If the night also be calm, the small portion of air contiguous to any ! of these surfaces will become cooled : below the so-called dew point, and its moisture deposited on the surface in the form of dew. i I Carious Fish From s Driven Well. Some time ago a driven well was sunk at the Howell Creamery, Pine J Island, to the depth of 250 feet. The i supply of water obtained equalled only one quarter of the amount necessary, | and in order to obtain a greater snp ply two charges of joveite, a new ex: plosive, were discharged by William J. Brown, an expert in its use. Both charges were set off simultaneously by j an electric battery, and a column of water eight inches in diameter was thrown to a height of 300 feet. Many I curious things came up from the botI torn of the well, including three curi} ous fish. They were about eight inches j long and had neither head nor tall, both ends being alike. They could swim as easily backward as forward and were not provided with eyes or mouth. There were several small orifices at each end of these curious fish. [ When they came down with a shower of stones from the top of the column ; of water they bounded repeatedly many feet in the air. One was cap tured by a Polander, who, curious to : see its interior, struck it with a dull | hatchet, but made no impression what: ever upon the fish, although he killed j it. One is still alive in capitivity.? j New York Sun. The Congressman Went to Sleep. One of the most absent-minded men in the House of Representatives is Mr. Burton, of Ohio, chairman of the eom1 mittee on rivers and harbors. The ; other day Mr. Burton. having charge of the appropriation biii, forgot that for the time being he was boss of the House and that It was his duty to say when the weary lawmakers should quit work. When that time came Bur| ton forgot all about it. The speaker looked hard at him, but Burton did not i come out of his trance. Finally General Henderson's patience gave out. I "The gentleman from Ohio," he shout| ed, just as if Mr. Burton had been j asking for recognition. The Ohioan j jumped up, looked bewildered and finally blurted out: "Eh, eh, Mr. Speak! er," he stuttered. "I move the House i do now adjourn." "Well, he's awake Gnally," muttered Speaker Henderson, i | sotto voce, "but some people do need j a lot of sleep."?Chicago Chronicle, j | The Laureate Holds On. j I have read carefully most of the J ! tributes in the press to the late Queen, j j I have also read the ode by Mr. Alfred I ' Austin. On the whole, I think the i pressmen have done more justice to j ; the occasion than the poet. There Is ! j a good deal of poetry in the prose, and | still more prose in the poetry; and of i the two the former seems the less out j i of place. By the way, is the office of j J Poet Laureate one of those of which the tenancy has been confirmed by : ; royal proclamation? Many had hoped, ; j with me, that the demise of the crown i j might involve the demise of the laur- j I el wreath. But the appearance of the j official elegiac seems to nip this hope j in the bud, and deepens the national { gloom.?Labouchere. in London Truth. ; j s J Medicinal Vegetables. Celery acts admirably on the nervous j system, and is a cure for rheumatism i and neuralgia. Tomatoes act upon the i i liver. Beet and turnips are excellent ! appetizers. Lettuce and cucumbers are i cooling in their effects upon the sys- ! | torn. Onions, garlick, leek, olives and ! | shallots, all of which possess med'cinal | j . irtue of a marked character, stimu- ! ale the system and promote digestion, j ? I Cares Eczema, Itching Hamcr#, Costs Nfttblur to Try. ^ B. B. B. (Botanic Blood Balm) is now recognizcd as a certain and sure cure for Eczema, ^ Itching Skin, Humors, Scabs, Scalea, Watery a Blisters, Pimples, Aching Bones or Joints, j Boils, Carbuncles, Prickling Tain in the Skin. Old Eating Sores, Ulcers. Botanic Blood | ? Balm taken internally cures the worst and j most deep-seated cases by enriching, purify- j ing and vitalizing the blood, giving a healthy blood supply to the skin. Other remedies S may relieve, but B. B. B. actually cures, heals j n every sore, and gives the rich glow of health to the skin. B. B. B. builds up the broken down body and makes the blood red and nour- i ; iehing. D. B. B. tested 30 years. Over S000 voluntary testimonials of cures by B. B. B. Druggists, 81. Trial treatment free and prepaid by writing Blood Balm Co., 12 Mitcnell j St., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble, and freo , medical advice given. ? ^ There are several large factories in the j United States devoted to the manufacture } of rose water. 1 A/> fn. orcrv of Ptrr nw ivtuim *w. ?v. v? v.%. r--.?Q- ? ? vax Fadeless Die that fails to give satisfaction. Monroe Drug Co., Unionville, Mo. It is computed that at the second inauguration of President McKinky $4,000,000 was spent. No woman really enjoys wealth unless she feels that she is inspiring envy. State op Ohio, City op Toledo, ) Lucas County. ) * j Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the > senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney A Co.,domgbusiness inthe City ofToledo,County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will par the sum of one hundred dollars for each and every case of catabbh that cannot be cured by the uso of Hall's Catabbh CtfnE. Frank J. Cheney. Sworn to beforo me and subscribed in my , ?*?) presence, this 6th day of December, j seal A. D., 1886. A. W. Gleason. ' *?v? Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and seta diroctly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. J. J. Chenet A Co., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. The Inland of Formosa has only one railway line. Carter's Ink best for school, home and office. It costs no ? more than poor ink. Always ask for Carter's. About 25/MX) robin-redbreasts are exported from England annually. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething, soften the gums, reduces inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25cabottlo It's generally the man with well-shaped legs who goes in for golf. I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my lifo three years ago.?Mrs. Thomas Bobbins, Maple St., Norwich, N.Y., Feb. 17,1C00. The newiy-sceacd area oT winter wheat is estimated at 30,28*2,564 acres. A LUXURY Watch our next advertls* In every package of LION COFFEI fact, no woman, man, boy or girl will comfort and convenience, and which t the wrappers of our one pound sealed bhhbhhbbhhhi APP1 J. R J ALL DRUGGISTS. AlinP a11 bowel troubles, n I 11U L lousness, bad breath. 1 lllmr on 1119 *tomach. bloat UVIIk month, headache* lndlj pains after eating, liver trouble, sal and dizziness, when yoar bowels c larly you are getting sick. Constlp people than all other diseases tc starter for the chronic ailments a suffering that come afterwards, ails you, start taking CA8CABET! will never get well and be well a you put your bowels right. Take < with CASCABETS to-day, under ai antee to cure or money refunded. . - * "*' A Crab Orchard Water ^ ^ y. j not a "cure-all." but for all diseases of the ver, stomach or bowels it euppliee a place not fr1f\ I f A Til fMf lied by any other medicine. It assists uature j LII I, Is I bAlALU\I nd is at all times prompt, reliable and efficient. r i\ r n! <mf * The shoe dealer is always on the lookout f^^jy ...... or slippery customers. V-lF SP0RTIN6 600DS Happiness cannot be bought, but one of the RaWLINGS uPORTmU rest hindrances to its attainment can bo re- ftjjlfyl/i. hv At^ama'Pprmin Tntti Frutti. vlxf^LVJfrrUi CnflRC PiIIiDaIIY " ~T?" 1 , ? , , ,. a I SffiSEL OUUUO uumi fin 11 <riou make me tired, remarked the ' vheel to the wheelwright. 6SO Locw?t St.) 8T? LOUIS) Mo, ?? . ?? : "TAKE THIS! II My Bilious Friend," said the doctor, "it is the best laxative HISr mineral water known to medical science." hSm^ A 0, Bnqnil Jinos mi MSwill do more for a disordered stomach or a torpid liver 1 IT CURES CONSTIPATION AND BILIOUSNESS. JBr Average Dose: One-half glassful on getting up in morning. Your druggist or grocer will get it for you. Ask for the full name, " Hunyadl J Anas." Blue label, red centre panel Imported by Firm of ANDREAS SAXLEHNBR, 130 Fulton St., N. Y. W. L. DOUGLAS /~\ S3 ft S3.60 SHOES S! fcs.! The real worth of my ?3.00 and ?150 shoes compared with ?BV -^5** other makes Is ?4.00 to ?5.00. My ?4.00 Gilt Edge Line cannot be Eg? . ^ *// equalled at any price. Best In the world for men. wt-.c-A. _ V fyl I nuke add aril more men's fine shoes* Oosdyesr ' J Welt(Hand-Sewed i?roee*e). Shan nny other mannfhe- SflcPWwA K , r '< gj turer In the world. I will pay 91, OOO to any one whe can oHBAa I prove that my statement Is not tree. _ _ iSI(ned) W. L. Deo gins. 1 Take no substitute t Insist on having W. L. Douglas shoes A with name and pjrlce stamped on bottom. Tour dealer should jBWgg?--' 4^^. : keep ihem ; I give one dealer exclusive sale In each town. If /f^Mw^r be does not keep them and wlil not get them for you, order tllrect from factory, enclosing price ana 25c. extra for carriage. Over 1,000,000 satisfied wearers. New Spring Catalog free. Fant Color Ey?i?t? u?d?ndmf*4y. W. L DOUGLAS, Brecktoa, Km* flMBBWWwi wtauMsSttBKQm ~ ~ "HEW RIVAL" I FACTORY WADED SHOTGUN SHELLS I No black powder shells on the market compare with the " NEW RIVAL** ta OA I ' formtty and strong shooting qualities. Sore fire and waterproof. Oof the ganolao. I , b& WWCHESTER R?P?ATI?Q ARMS Ca - ... let Haw, Cm | ^ i WITHIN THE REACH OP ALL! The consumption of R^J||gB k LION COFFEE kV^T' has increased immensely, and this coffee ^ ^ n?W USe^ m^^ons ?* komes. U The grocer* all over the country keep as basy ) \ W Vk delivering LION COFFEE to them. $$ S \V Y?u will find no stale. LION 60FFBB yr* jK \\ on his shelves?it sells too fast ..to grow staler J, A 1) Why? Because it is an absolutely pure coffee. P\J)i ^to0"0 Strength, Parity and Flavor. | j * Please bear in mind that ?.'* -|pj A l TjiorL Coffee \ is not a glazed article; it is not coated with r - JrA egg mixtures or chemicals in order to give it . a better appearance. We do not need to re^rt ement, to such measures?we have no imperfections. : you will find a fully illustrated and descriptive list No housekeeper, in fail to find in the list some article which will contribute to their happiness, hey may have by simply cutting out a certain number of Lion Heads from ^ 2?|5 packages (which is the only form in which this excellent coffee is sold); WOOLflON SPICE CO.. TOLEDO, OHIO. 3NDICITIS that dreadful fiend that threatens the life of rich and poor, can attack and kill only those whose bowels are not EafflWi kept thoroughly cleaned out, purified q ii/llll A?ciry{or+?>A tUp vpar rotincL One wwrn mm <uiu vMomtwiv? ???? j ?... ? ?_ whose liver is dead, whose bowels and stomach are full of half decayed I ^ooc'' w^ose wbole body is unclean Ww/wJJl] "1S ' ,a. ready victim |||| If you want to be safe against the jg scourge, keep in good health all the 11 yw time, KEEP CLEAN INSEDE1 Use fl the only tonic laxative, that will Sl'ti m^your bowelsstrongandhealthy, .fg and keep them pure and clean, ?xk-*v uaH &bR?I tected against appendicitis and ALL mm EPIDEMIC DISEASES. It's CAS- M Whw CARETS, that will keep and save /?|J| you. Take them regularly and you will find that all diseases are absolutely PREVENTED BY . M iecOieto SOLDBMBULK. S| j KS-S GUARANTEED il^S! restiompimple#, UUnllnli I mr, tre?tor thu ny low complexion similar aetflelae la tk? wwM. Ate llebeelete wreeRr loHt move regno- mat aertt u4 eae,by?t W^t?i?WimJ adon kills more wUl Nil clicAKJCTtt absalaUly ?ayaat??4 ts>eu?W , ^ aether. It Is a asauras I _to*dajr, for you wf yg ywtMnji W. ?* ntyow ps^lbsdi ftr ksi . ll tu? time nniii -r ?Tiyr"?*?w- y??? i . - * > raggggg gjdMMggiEfegtt^ [