The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, April 04, 1901, Image 2

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* -"" " v"v ' * The Bamberg Herald. ESTABLISHED MAY 1st, 1891. -r^i . ^WrKXJGJIT, Editor. Rates??1.00 per year; 50 cents for six months. Payable in advance. Advertisements??1.00 per inch for first insertion; 50c. for each subsequent insertion. Liberal contracts made foi three, six, or twelve months. Want Notices one cent a word each insertion. Local Notices Sc. per line first week, 5c. afterwards. Tributes.of Respect, etc., must JC pciin iur icgiuai duicinaiiig. Communications?News letters or on subjects of general interest will be gladly welcomed. Those of a personal nature will not be published unless paid for. Thursday, April 4, 1901. The Faithful. The following has been sent to us by a friend with the request that we re-pubiisli it: How much we owe to the faithful ones who "stand by the guns" while the cowards and the shirks and the seltish consult feU their inclinations or their convenience, regardless of consequences! "What would we do without them?those who stand firm and steadfast in face of dif ficulties and dangers. They are "the anchor to windward", the "last hope.,, In the parable of the talents virtue and fidelity are coupled together: " Well done thou good and faithful servant." I have sometimes thought that faithfulness is in a way a measure of goodness, for is there a higher nobility than that which exacts 'the faithful discharge of a duty, or faithfulness to a trust. How much the world needs its faithful ones! How few they are! How small the number of those who can l?e depended upon. Take it in the church. There are always a few who are at the services, weekday as well as Sunday, rain or shine. The minister depends "upon their presence; they give him heart. Thev give according to their ability, remembering "the Lord lovcth a cheerful giver." On them come the burdens, financial aud otherwise; they see that the church is properly cleaned; they are foremost in getting up those festivals and entertainments calculated to coax the reluctant dimes and quarters out of the pockets of non-members?by offering a supper worth twice what they are asked to pay for it. s?- - Easter Thoughts. "He is not here for He has risen." The resurrection is one of the cardinal foundations of our religion. We have infallible proofs of Christ's resurrection mysterious incarnation, etc., yet must we - . "walk by faith and not by sight," and as x we contemplate the correlation of plans made for our redemption, they unfold in divine beauty to our minds. Christ remained in the grave from ? thirty-six to thirty-eight hours. A pe ^ riod sufficiently long to convince a doubting people he was really dead, at the same time not long enough to cause any decay, for it is said he would "see no corruption." We note the fact that lie was dead all day Saturday, which signi- J % \ - fied to his blood-bought people they must i do away with the Jewish Sabbath and all Jewish feasts and ceremonies and begin a new dispensation. "An angel rolled away the stone." Christ had the power to break the seal of the grave and free himself, but here we find another significance of his prearranged plans. He was still a prisoner tinder arrest and he wanted his incarce ? ration, like his death and resurrection, to end miraculously?thus his discharge or release was sent from heaven. s*He rose on the first day of the week, in token of a new dispensation, a new work, a new Sabbath, which is designated as "Lord's day," a season when christians are to meet and worship and break bread. With Christ's death (when we are told the difference between Jews and Gentiles is nailed to the cross and free salvation is for all) and the abolishing of feasts and ceremonies, the Sabbath, which was instituted in remembrance of the perfection of the work of creation, was -- -* also abolished, and the new Testament speaks of no other day of the week save >. "Lord's day." "We really have no authority now for calling the day anything else but Lord's day. "Ye seek Jesus, fear not." A beautiful lesson is given us here, not to seek our Lord with fear, for if we do earnestly and diligently seek him he will be found, and to find him means peace, happiness and eternal life. "He is not here, for he has risen." if ;. i Christians must worship a risen Savior? who paid the debt on Calvary, assuming the sins of the world and who is now at - ; the right hand of God interceding for all who thirst for righteousness. Though we are sin-cursed from birth, glory be to his name, we are told to come and drink freely of the water of life?a water that nil lvlwf nnd ol on/l Gto lie aililji & cm 111 ii pi auu i auu nvo uo for eternal rest and joy! M. 0. La>*ier. Wlien Does the Doctor Sleep! People forget that the doctor needs res* and sleep as well as his patron. In many cises a person taken sick will suffer all day and the doctor will be called late in ^_the evening, perhaps just after he has retired after a long day's labor. He might just as well have been called in the afternoon or early evening. The following little anecdote has two morals, and the readers of The Healthy Home are bright enough to appreciate both of them: A Boston physician was called out of a sound slumber the other night to answer the telephone. "Hello! what is it?" he asked, little pleased at the idea of leaving his comfortable l>ed. "Baby is crying, ^ doctor, what shall I do?" came across the 1 wire. "Oh, perhaps it's a pin," suggested the doctor, recognizing the voice of a young mother, one of his patients. "No," was the reply; "I'm sure it can't be that." "Perhaps he has the colic," returned the doctor, with well simulated solicitude. "No, I don't think so," replied the mother, "he doesn't act that way." "Then perhaps he's hungry," as a last resort. "Oh, I'll see," came across the wire, and then all was still. The doctor went back to bed and was soon asleep again. About half an hour afterward he was awakened by the violent riHiring of the telephone bell. Jumping out of bed and placing the receiver to his ear. lie was cheered by the following message: "You are right, doctor, baby was hungry." The Boston preacher who discovered there were 35,000 women in that vicinity who loved dogs but hated children, need not be alarmed. The birth rate of children in this country is said to be 72 per minute, and. in most cases, there is no tax upon the infants, while every State in the Union has a dog tax. In a recent scandal case in Smith county Kansas, a lady witness declined to answer a question, and the attorney demanded her reason. "Because it is not tit to tell decent people." "Oh, well," said the lawyer, "just walk up here and whisper it to the judge." Suicide in St George. St. George, Mar. 27.?Mr. Carney Gaskins, an Ex-Confederate soldier, commit t'd suicide here yesterday afternoon hy shooting hinself through his head with a pistol. He had been confined to his bed for some time with some chronic disease from which lie sulTered very much. I Yesterday he borrowed a pistol from one ! of his neighbors under the pretence of! wanting it to shoot a cat. Late in the afternoon he dressed himself and wi nt j out to his corn crib and when found w:ts i dead, having shot himself in the left [ temple, the ball passing entirely through ! his head. No one heard the report of the pistol and it is supposed he shot himself about the time the evening passenger trains were passing and the noise from the trains prevented anyone from observing the report. He lived only about one hundred feet front the passenger depot here. ^-..I-! Jir. urasMiis ..v ....v ? dler, about Go years of age, and for many j'ears past has suffered with chronic dysentery and has been confined to his bed f >r several months. He leaves a wife, Mrs. A. V. Gaskins, who is in the millinery business here. Capt J. J. Wcscoat and Messrs Renj Greig and W. H. Richardson directors of the Bank of Dorchester were here to-day and in conference, with Messrs Klauherj and Weeks decided to open the bank for J business on the Sth of april.x The Lewis building has been rented. A Strike In Georgetown. Georgetown, March :?0.?Yesterday during the noon hour, while the machinists at the Atlantic ('oast Lumber Company's shops were at dinner, a tight occurred between a small white boy and a negro boy. When the men returned to work at 1 o'clock the boys were still quarrelling, when a negro man interfered, whereupon a white man interfered and the consequence was that in a few minutes six to ten men, both white and black, were mixed up iu a general fight with sledge hammers, knives, iron bars or anything handy as weapons. The result was that three negro men were very badly hurt, one very seriously, his skull being fractured from a blow with a sledge. The chief and several policemen were soon dispatched to the scene of the disturbance, but. the white men had disappeared. Four were, however/captured later and lodged in jail to await the result of the injuries received by the negroes. Last night the foreman of the machine shops called upon the general manager of the company and informed him that unless all the negro men in the shops were discharged they would quit work. This demaud was not granted by the management, and in consequence fort}* to fifty machinists and blacksmiths clnl not return to work this morning, and they were joined at noon time by thirty ^men from the foundry who also quit work. It is said that they are all union men and will not return to work unless their demands are granted and the negroes discharged. The management refuses to yield and tlie shops have remained idle all day. Many or all of the men who quit to-day have been paid off and a number of them left the city on this afternoon's train. This occurrence, all resulting from a quarrel be tween two boys, has caused a great deal of strife and wild talk of trouble between the whites and negroes, but there is no | great ground for any trouble and really j none is looked for. The negroes who I ? were hurt are getting on very well this j evening and will, no doubt, pull through all right. To Cure a Cold in One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on eicli box. 2oc. Government Exhibit Again. Washington, April 1.?There is a possibility that the Government will be represented at the Charleston Exposition, notwithstanding the failure of Congress to pass the Tillman bill providing for an appropriation of $250,000. Senator McLaurin has hit upon a practical scheme to have the Government exhibit, which is now being prepared for the Buffalo Exposition, also displayed at Charleston. Sena\f/?T onrin hppn at work on this tui iUtUUUilu "W- "WW. ... , project for some time past ami to-day called at the White House, accompanied by Senator Hanna and Senator Pritchard of North Carolina, and presented the case to the President in an attractive form. The position is that although no special appropriation for the Charleston Expostion has been made for a Government ex- ' hibit, it may be feasible, under existing circumstances, to secure by Executive order, or otherwise, authority to have the 1 Government exhibits now being prepared 1 by the agricultural department and the ' interior department, for the Buffalo en- J terprise transferred to Charleston at the conclusion of that Exposition. Senator McLaurin urged that the Buffalo Exposition will have ended before the Charleston Exposition opens. Instead of having the ' Government exhibits immediately return- * ed to Washington they may be shipped to ' Charleston and displayed there while tinlatter Exposition continues. Theproposi- : tion appeared to impress the President favorably and Senator McLautin's statements were reinforced by Senators Hanna and Pritchard. At the conclusion of the j interview the President expressed a friendly disposition towards the Charleston enterprise, and stated that he would take pleasure in having the subject thor- ' oughly investigated, so that if it is pos- 1 sible to find in the law, rules, regulations i: or practice anything to justify or permit , transferring the exhibit to Charleston it ; will be cheerfully done. The President 1 added that he would take particular pains J to bring the matter to the attention of ( Secretaries Wilson and Hitchcock at tomorrow's Cabinet meeting, and expressed ! the hope that the way may be opened to : grant Senator McLaurin's appeal. It is well known that Secretary Wilson ear-! uestly desired to have an imposing Coy- ! ernmental exhibit at the Charleston Ex-j, position and he exeited himself in behalf of the Tillman bill while the subject was ! under consideration in congress. If there I is any way by which the expense of the transfer and the care of it while in ; Charleston can be provided for under existing law it is safe to assume that Secretary Wilson can be relied upon to lend his valuable aid. Senator McLaurin . is conscious of having made the effort at | any rate, and it was to give additional j force to his request that he invited Sena-; tors Hauna and Pritchard to accompany j him to the White House. * 1 | This signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets j the remedy that eares a ?old ia one day A Shock to Blackville. Ki.aikvii.lk, March 30.?Our town was made sad today by the death of one of its best citizens. Mr. Arthur Kuist, Jr., youngest son of the Kev. and Mrs. A. Kuist, the junior member of the firm of Dr. D. K. Kriggs A Co., druggists, died last night at 12 o'clock in Augusta, where he had gone a few days since to undergo a surgical operation for appendicitis. The suddenness with which he was called away caused a great shock to his relatives and frit nds. He had been confined to his home only a few days previous to going to Augusta, and 110 one expected that the end was so near. The remains were brought to Blackvilli' front Augusta this afternoon. The funeral services will be conducted by the Kev. (\ E. Kurts at the Baptist church tomorrow morning after which he will be buried at the cemetery by the Knights of Pythias and the Woodmen of the World, of which orders he was a member. Mr. Buist leaves a wife and one son, a father and mother and several brothers and sisters who have the deepest sympathy of the entire community. Job Couldn't Have Stood It If he'd had itching piles. They're terribly annoying; but Buckleu's Arnica Salve will cure the worst case of piles on earth. It has cured thousands. For injuries, pains or bodily eruptions it's the best salve in the world. Price 25c a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by Dr. J. B. Black and Thos. Black. Must be Latimer. Washington, March 27.?Some of the post-ofilce officials, who are particularly interested in the expansion of the rural free delivery service, are becoming alarmed at the rapidity with which the appropriations are expended in certain States. It is asserted that many Congressmen seek to have the rural free delivery established in their respective districts simply for the amount of patronage involved and without regard to the general benefit to the public service. This is said to be the case in several of the Southern States narticularlv. It appears that experienced Democratic Congressmen, having grown weary of trj*ing to obtain Federal patronage for their constituents under a Republican administration, have hit upon the rural free delivery service as an avenue to the public crib. Every time a new rural free delivery route is established the Congressman making the request is usually accorded the privilege of naming the person who is to perform the delivery service. These delivery agents or carriers receive a compensation of $.100 a year for service, including horse and wagon. In some parts of the United States $.100 a year is regarded as a salary worth striving for. A prominent postoflicc official in commenting upon this subject said: "You would be surprised to know how hungry Congressmen in certain States arc for these little places. In almost every instance they manage to bestow them upon some member of their immediate family or some near relative or personal friend. If I wanted to assemble family parties in certain States I would at once go to the official records of the rural free delivery service as my directory. I have in mind one case where a member of Congress had his son appointed as a special agent to recommend the establishment of a 1 new route and postoffice. The postoffice was named after the Congressman and the postmaster isn member of the same family, so that his family name figures in four separate transactions. This is ; but one instance. I might mention : ni'inv ntliiTi iif ?i nntnrn \ < ;i < rule the Southern Congressman keeps ! this class of patronage strictly within the family circle." The Best Remedy for Rheumatism. , QUICK RELIEF FROM TAIX. ; All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm | for rheumatism are delighted with the ( quick relief from pain which it affords. When speaking of this Mr. D. X. Sinks, of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time ago I i had a severe attack of rheumatism in my ; arm and shoulder. I tried numerous ' remedies but got no relief until I was recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Parsons A Co., druggists of this place, to try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They recommended it so highly that I bought a bot- 1 tie. 1 was soon relieved of all pain. I i have since recommended this liniment to i many of my friends, who agree with me i that it is the best remedy for muscular | rheumatism in the market." For sale by ] Bamberg Pharmacy. < Pat and the Doctor. j An Irishman over in Indiana called upon a physician and informed him his wife was sick and required medical aid. The doctor was willing to give his attention to the case, but desired the man to , pay in advance or enter into an agree- j incut to pay when his services were no longer required. j "An ye'11 kill or cure for $20?" said Pat. * , "Yes." Pat was satisfied, and left the doctor , to perform the contract. The woman i lied, and in time the doctor presented his lull. Pat looked at it a moment and then iisketl: < "An' did ye/, cure her?" "No," answered the phyician. j "An' did ycz kill her?" This was a poser, and the doctor discovered that Pat had caught him. The j bill, at last accounts, had not been paid. t Caught a Dreadful Cold. (, Marion Kookc, manager for T, M. . Thompson, a large importer of line milli J new at KmS Milwaukee Avenue, Chica- ( m>, savs: "During the late severe weath- l >r 1 caught a dreadful cold which kept me awake at night and made me unlit to itiei.tl my work during the day. One of my milliners was taking Chamberlain's j L'ougli Remedy for a severe cold at that w lime, which seemed to relieve her so j [juickly that I bought some for myself. It acted like magic aim 1 uegan 10 mi- . prove at once. I am now entirely well j iml Joel very pleased to acknowledge its merit.*." For sale l?y Bamberg Pharmacy. , Two elephants were once offered to ( King Edward, and not long ago two tine j Hernial tigers arrived at Sandringham. "1 have accommodation at Sandringhatn." he said, "for horses, cows, dogs, cats, mice and even rats, lmt I must draw the line on tiirers." The German crown | prince received a line steak from a society of butchers on liis eighteenth birthday recently, which reminds us that Uismarck : once received a lump of coal from some < miners. Hut the record in gifts belongs i to a speaker of the house of commons 1 (Mr. Brandt, who received an old pair of s trousers, carriage paid.?St. James's Ga- t zette. < ' j The Best rreseription for Malaria j Chills and fever is a bottle of Grove's . Tasteless ('hill Tonic. It is simply iron i and (ptinine in a tasteless form. No cure, ( no pay, Price 50c. I If troubled by a weak digestion, loss of ' appetite, or constipation, try a few doses i of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver t Tablets. Every box warranted. For sale by Bamberg Pharmacy. 1 Mnrdercd by His Farm Hand. Newhkkuy, March 2S>.?Early this morning, on the plantation of Dr. M. A. Hen wick about twelve miles from town, one of the most dastardly crimes in Use j history of Newberry county was commit- j ted. Mr. Walter W. A brums, a young) man of robust health and vigorous constitution, was. without a moment's warning. killed by a cowardly villain. Mr. Abrams, who was overseer for Dr. Kenwick. repremanded Press Gillian, one of the negro laborers, for coming late to I work, the negro replied impudently and 1 a dispute arose, when the negro picked up a rock and threw at Mr. Abrams when his back was turned and struck him in the back of the head. lie fell to the ground insensible and never regained consciousness, although he lived for two hours. He leaves a wife who was Miss Minnie Suber, a daughter of the late Mr. Ivy Subcr. Gillian tied, but was pursued bv the citizens of the neighborhood. He was captured near Whit mires this afternoon and is now in jail. At first there was great excitement and strong talk of I lynch in sr, hut Mrs. Abrains, the av i ft> of the murdered man, requested that the law be allowed to lake its course. Everything is now quiet, and there is not much probability of a lynching. A Testimonial from 01(1 England. "I consider Chamberlain's Cough Remedy the best in the world for bronchitis," says Mr. "William Savory, of "Warrington, England. "It lias saved my wife's life, she having been a martyr to bronchitis for over six years, being most of the time confined to her bed." She is now quite well." Sold by Bamberg Pharmacy. Trading Legs. "Trading legs?" I exclaimed. "Do you mean to say that a wooden leg is an article of barter and exchange?" "Waal, some do an' some don't. I'm one of the kind that does," went 011 the driver, dryly. "It's only human nator to be diekerin' an' trad in' round if a fellow's got anything to trade with, an' when I run across a elmp whose got a peg-leg that looks as if it might lit me a leetle mite better than the one I'm wearin' at the time, I gencr'ly stump him for a trade before I let him git away. "Sometimes we make a swap of it. an' sometimes we don't. Depends on whether the other feller's got any game in him or not. It's a sorter resky business, tradin' legs, same as swappin bosses, an' some folks ain't got the rekisite sand to do it. I'll never forgit the first trade I made. Feller I swapped with was one of those travellin' exhortcrs?a slioutin' Methodist or a Second Adventist, or suthin' in that line?an' b'gosh, I don't keer a durn iflm+lmr vau l\'linvn mn Ml* in it lint T hadn't bin wearin' that wooden leg of his a week before I quit swearin' at the bosses an' raisin' Sam Hill when anything didn't go right, same as I ustcr do, an' commenced exhortin' the passengers an' p'iutin' out the errors of their ways to them in any case where I seen it was necessary. "Waal, it wa'nt very long before complaints begun to come in ag'inst me. You see, to begin with, I couldn't make time over the road without rippin' out at the bosses wunst in a while. The plagucy critters noticed the difference in me right off, an' they took advantage of it to lazy along an' do jest about as they pleased. An' then, besides complainin' of meffer l>cin' behind time, the passengers said I was preachin' at them an' mixin' in affairs that was none of my special bizness; an' by gravy, 't begun to look as if I was goin' to lose my job, when that air toulin' Methodist or whatever he was, come along back ag'in an' kicked up a rumpus because that leg of mine had jest about ruined his business; said it had bin traveling straight t'rds the bottomless pit with him ever since he owned it, an' now he'd got so lie was jest as liable as not to swear right out in the pulpit without thinkin' an' lie allowed that unlest I traded back with liirn he'd sue me fer damages." The Best liioou Purilier. 1 lie UiUWll uvuii, I'ltiiiivu by the lungs, liver and kidneys. Keep these organs in a healthy condition and the bowels regular and you will have no need of a blood purifier. For this purpose there is nothing equal to Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets, one lose of them will do you more good than i dollar bottle of the best blood purifier. Price, 25 cents. Samples free at Latnberg Pharmacy. Immersion. "Go bury thy sorrow!" said I. The man bowed his head and went his way. That night I came upon hint drinking heavily. "Is this the way you bury your sorrow*? [ said. "Ilush! this is a burial at sea!" said the nan with a bitter haunting smile. I felt much pity for him, hereupon and would have ha 1 something had he asked ne.?Detroit Journal. Holds up a Congressman. "At I lie end of the last campaign," writes Champ Clark, Missouri's brilliant congressman, "from overwork, nervous icnsion, loss of sleep and constant spcakng I had about utterly collapsed. I' seemed that all the organs in my bod\ were out of order, but tluec bottles of Electric Litters made mo all right. ItV lie best ail-round medicine ever sold >ver a diuggLt'scounter." Over worked, un down men, and weak, sickly women rain splendid health ai.d vitality from Electric Litters. Try them. Only 50c. Jua ran teed by l)r. J. II. Llack and Thos. Jlack. One on the Old Man. "Do you know what my father would lr.ve done if 1 had been caught doing such a thing," asked an irate Memphis "ather of his little son. The latter did not consider the situation .a -.11 eot/1 in o e.O l.;n? Lw.ii II l\ 11 %l Jili XIIi 11 * 4iiivi rumi 111 ?i 1 titiiL t jw\ u" ar manner: "Von must have had a prettv had laddy." Tliis cool, sarcastic manner nettled the >ld gentleman all the more, and in his oss of temper he exclaimed: "Well, sir. 1 want you to distinctly unlerstand that I Inula better daddy than rou'11 ever see the day to have.*' Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, is mercury will surely destroy the sense >f smell and completely derange the xhole system when entering; it through lie mucous surfaces. Such articles diould never lie used except on prescrip-1 ions from reputable physicians, as the lamage they will do is tenfold to the I food you can possibly derive from them.! Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. I J. Cheney Co., Toledo, ()., contains no mercury, ami is taken internally, acting lireetly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure he sure you get the genuiim.. It is taken internally, and made in Tole- i lo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney ?fc Co. Tesli- i nonials free. Sold bv druggists, price 75c. per bottle. Hall's Family Pills are the best. > A LfTTLE NONSENSE. The Man Who Was Too Smart , to Be Bunkoed. "I see," lie remarked as lie entered a Farna.ni street drug store, "that you have a cough medicine for sale here which you guarantee to cure any case of throat trouble ever contracted/"' "Yes, sir," said the clerk, "and only 25 cents per bottle." "Yes. What kind of a guarantee's 1 back of the medicine?" "Our own, for one; the manufacturer's, for another." "Yes. What's the guarantee?" "We will refund your money if the medicine does not do what it should. How much do you want?" "Ynt en f:iet rnnnir man not ! quite so fast. Suppose this here store goes broke before I use up the medicine, where do X get. in? Xow, if you'll let me take a bottle of it and it cures ine, I'll coine back and pay for it. I)oes that go?" "It docs not." "Maybe you'd be willing to deposit the money in a bank, where it could be had if the stuff doesn't do [ its duty, ch ?" "We would not." "Well, then, you can go to thunder. I've read of these here bunko games before, but I never bumped into one. Maybe vou can skin the V %> city folks, young man, but your uncle has had his whiskers cut several times. Good day."?Omaha Xews. COMING OFF WITH FLYING COLORS. CLUED. "Xo," said the man in the mackintosh, "my wife doesn't give away any of my old clothes or sell them to the ragman any more. I cured that habit effectually once.'" "IIow was that?" they asked him. "When 1 found she had disposed of a coat I hadn't worn for several weeks, I told her there was a letter in it she had given me to mail the last time I had it on. And that was no lie either," he added, with deep satisfaction.?Chicago Tribune. GOT HIS STANDING. Aliss Coy?Do you really think a girl can find out who her husband will be by consulting a fortune teller? Miss Wise?Perhaps not, but 1 found out who my husband wouldn't be by that method not long ago. Miss Coy?Really ? What fortune teller did you consult? Miss Wise?Bradstreet's.?Philadelphia Press. THE SUPERLATIVE DEGREE. "Am 1 henpecked?" The harassed husband was communing with himself. "Henpecked ?" His voice took on a tone of mingled humiliation and desperation. "I am hcnbushcled; that's what I am."?Baltimore American. NOT THE SAME. "Jimmy," exclaimed the first boy, "teacher jumped on you pretty quick; 3'anked you up arid walloped you like lightning, didn't lie?" "No," replied the other boy ruefully, "not like lightning, lie hit too often in the same place."?Family Herald. A TFIEATRICAL FAUX PAS. "Strutter lost his engagement with that historical play company." "What was the matter?" "Oh, in signing documents on the stage the quill pen wouldn't v#ork, and he snatched out his fountain pen."?Detroit Ftcc Press. KNEW HIS BUSINESS. "It was very noble of you, Willie, to plead that your brother be spared a whipping." "I guess I know my business. Every time he gets licked he turns around and licks me."?Indianapolis Press. WHERE IIE PITIED. Higbee?I saw an old maid kiss a dog on a street car this morning. Digbee?Poor foolish thing! Higbee?Wasn't she though? Digbee?Oh, I was thinking of the dog.?Ohio State Journal. TOO SOFT. "A dude has just fallen off a yacht," announced the devilfish. "There is a dinner for you." "He wouldn't agree with me," said the shark. "I am a man eater."?Chicago News. A Raging, Roaring Flood i;?Q ifltir.il >> .IMl'Jt' ;ilin II iv mil iiiiimi Chas. C. Ellis, of Lisbon, la., bad to repair. "Standing waist deep in icy water." be writes, "gave me a terrible cold and cough. It grew worse daily. Finallv the best doctors in Oakland, Neb., Sioux City and Omaha said I bad consumption" and could not. live. Then I begun using Dr. King's New Discovery and was wholly cured by six bottles." Positively .guaranteed for coughs, colds and all throat and lung troubles, Price 50c and ?1.00. Trial bottles free at Dr. Black's and Thos. [Hack's. A doctor the other day denounced the i matinee habit. A clergyman last Sunday preadied against the euchre parly. A lecturer c.t a woman's club session a few weeks ago made the rafters ring with the denunciaton of ice cream soda. It only remains for sonirliody to come forward and say a few mean things against the ingenious caramel and then what joys w ill thare be left in life for sweet si xteen? 'Tis Ea*y to Feel (?oo?l. Countless thousands have found a blessing to the body in Dr. King's New Life Pills, which positively cure constipation, sick headache, dizziness, jaundice, malaria, fever and ague ami all liver and stomach troubles. Purely vegetable; never gripe or weaken. Only 25c at ; Thomas Black's and Dr. J. B. Black's. ? "CONDENSED STORIES. Senator Clapp's Idea of an Old Fashioned Remedy. Senator Fairbanks of Indiana and Senator Clapp of Minnesota were coming down from the capitol from a night session. Senator Fairbanks was complaining of the inconvenience which ineffective night sessions have upon senators, especially if they arc threatened with a touch of the prevailing grip. The Indiana senator, turning to Senator Clapp, remarked: "Senator, you arc originally from Indiana, and you doubtless remember that old fashioned remedy they ^sed to prescribe for a disease of the grip character down on the Wabash. It was whisky and quinine." "I don't like your mixture," retorted Senator Clapp, with a scowl upon his Indianlike countenance. "It spoils the whisky and doesn't do the quinine any good."?Washington Post. A XEW MASTER'S MADONNA. Hugh Huntington Howard, the water color artist, laughs every time he sees a picture by the famous artist, Bodenhausen, relates the Cleveland Leader. "Years ago," said Mr. Howard, "I lived in a boarding house at which there was a woman who was always unintentionally amusing the other boarders by her reckless use of big words and her wrong pronunciations. It was at the time that the beautiful Madonna of Bodenhausen was being exhibited, and it was quite the fad for ladies when out on a shopping expedition to stop in and view the wonderful picture. One evening at the table this woman asked one of the other boarders in a voice which could be heard by-every one else at the table, 'Oh, Air. Blank, have you been to see the beautiful boarding house Madonna yet V" A CARLOAD OP INNOCENTS. A street car full of congressmen and senators was passing the District of Columbia buildings where "NOT GUILTY." the city judges sit. A new conductor yanked the door and, obeying the rules, shouted: "All out for the police court." After a moment of astonishment and silence Mr. Sulzer of New York broke the ice by saying: "Not guilty; move on!" HOW THEIIl DACKS FACED. There was an Irishman named Patrick Cane on the stand up at Macon a few years ago during the trial *of the case of a damage suit against a railroad. Pat was a most decided witness, and his witty replies caused much amusement among the lawyers and spectators. All efforts to entrap him were skillfully parried by the intelligent son | of Erin, whose native good sense was more than a match for the bigwigs. The defendant's attorney said i* "Now, Pat, which way did you say these boys were looking when the train came in ?" "East, sor." "East. Ah ha! And now state which way their backs were?" "Well, sor," said the witness, "their backs wuz facing west."?St. Louis Republic. "YOURS NOT TO REASON WHT." President Patton of Princeton university recently delivered a sermon at the Fifth Avenue Collegiate church, his subject being "Faith." Dr. Patton spoke of the blind faith of the client who puts himself at the mercy of a lawyer in preparing an action for trial and of the confidence of the sick in intrusting themselves to the physician. "'A case of blind faith," said the clergyman: "The doctor writes out a prescription. Oftener than not you cannot read it. You don't know what it is. He tells you to take it. j 'Yours not to reason why, yours but to do and die.'" Whether or not Dr. Patton meant it there was a distinct ripple throughout the congregation. Prize Offered for Souvenir Design. The women's department of the South Carolina Inter-State and West Indian Exposition wiil give a prize of $10.00 for the best original design for souvenirs to be sold in the women's building, during I the Exposition. > This competition is open only to wo- ' men of South Carolina. Each design must be sent to the undersigned by July ] 1st. 1001, and must be accompanied by specifications for its construction and the real name of competitor in a sealed I envelope and not appearing elsewhere, ' so that the name of competitor will not be known until the award is made. Dejected designs will be returned upon J application (with postage enclosed) made within 00 days after the close of the competition. The executive committee of the wo men's department win do me juuge ?i the competition. Mns. R. \Y. MF.mmixr.En, Jk., Chairman Com. on Souvenir, 44 Pitt street, Charleston, S. C. Stops the Cough and Works off the ColdLaxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in one day. No cure; no pay. Price 25 cents. \ New Spring Goods! My spring stock is in and ready for your inspection. I believe I can suit you in Drj' Goods, Notions, Clothing, Shoes, Straw Hats. etc. My expenses are low, and I can sell you at a small margin of profit. I also carry a nice stock of Groceries, Both Staple and Fancy. Come in and get my prices before you buy, is all I ask. If I don't sell you, I will save you some money. 1. C. SANDIFEB, Bamberg, S. C. Bank Statement. Statement showing the condition of the Bamberg Banking Company at close of business March 30,1901: assets. Loans and discounts, - $140,322.58 Due by banks, - - 21,759.63 Overdrafts, ... 83.97 Heal estate and furniture, 2,749.11 Cash on hand, - - 5,982.77 Stocks and bonds, - - 6,000.00 $176,898.06 liabilities. Cash capital, - - $55,000.00 Surplus, - - - 15,000.00 Undivided profits, - 4,947.69 Bills payable, - - 35,169.56 Deposits, - - 59,971.70 Balance, " - * - 6,809.11 $176,898.06 State of Soutii Carolina, ) Bamberg County. \ Personally appeared before me W. A. Riiey, Cashier of the above Bank, who being duly sworn says that the foregoing statement is correct and true to the best of his knowledge and belief. W. A. RILEY, Cashier. Sworn to before me this 2nd day of April, A. I). 1901. GEO. A. JENNINGS, [L. S.] Notary Public S. C. Correct-Attest: T T~\ r'/>T*V>T A vrv A *i. i/. vurr<iiAi>Uj i J. B. Black, [ Directors. F. M. Bambf.ro, ) IHOn FOLLOW YOGR KNOWS and you will come to this store, for here is where style is linked to quality and price, and the combination is irresistible. Our Spring stock of Hun I is the most varied and stylish that we have yet carried, the assortment of trimmings is superb, and our New York Milliner can trim for you a hat in the latest fashion. Of Laces, 1 Eiriits, wills Ms, | we have a swell line, and it will pay you to see what we have. Our stock is complete in every respect: Notions, Novelties, JJressiioous, Trimmings, irioves, Corsets, etc., etc. We can outfit a woman complete. MBS. M. I. CHITS, Bamberg, S. C. ???????Ml STANDARD I "MAINTAINED.". 1 My business is now just about ! one year old. I promised yon at the beginning promt, liberal | and reliable service. I have been faithful, and you have rewarded my efforts by giving me ; your business. I appreciate it, friends, and wish to thank you i right here for your patronage, ! so liberally bestowed. | I am much better prepared to ! handle vonr business than I was a year ago, having gathered ; about me the best wood and iron workers, painters and trimmers this country affords. You I don't have to wait till they come, they are here, and to be found at my works every working day of the year. Don't hesitate to | send me your carriage work. I j can serve you bettei and with ! more promptness than any simi| lar establishment within fifty I miles of Bamberg. I also repair, upholster and rei new all kinds of furniture in the j latest, style, shoe horses and guarantee satisfaction and pri! ces along all lines. Call en me at the same old place, opposite Bamberg Cotton Mills, Baml?pror S C_ :md he treated rie^hL j 0 I Yours to satisfy, L DANIEL J/ DELK. i South Carolina Agency Mi fkfljrafis mi Records,? : BAMBERG, S. C. J Ino. F. FOLK, Agent. ! Complete Stock J I of Records of the 1 latest music as ) eTis played by the ? famous bands of 0 the country and ? 7%> the latest songs. 0 Sample Phonographs on hand. + / / - SUMMONS FOR RELIEF. . STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, Bamkf.tw; County. Court of Common Pleas. SUMMONS FOR RELIEF. ? (complaint not served.) F. W. Chittv, Plaintiff, against The Pennsylvania Railroad Company, Defendant. To the Defendant: You are hereby summoned and required \ to answer the complaint in this action, which w ill be filed in the office of the Clerk of the Court of Common Pleas for said County, and to serve a copy of your answer to the said complaint on the subscriber at his office, over Bamberg Banking Company, Bamberg, S. C., within twenty days after the service hereof exclusive of the day of such service; and if you fail to answer the complaint within the time aforesaid, the Plaintiff in this .w.ii/tn ?'ill nnnlv fn flip Crtiirt fi?r ihn rp_ lief demanded in t lie complaint.. J NO. R BELLINGER, Plaintiff's Attorney. Dated Bamberg. S. C.t March 1, A. D. 1901 I ska j.] C. B. FREE, C. C. P. To t!ic defendant above named: Take notice that the complaint in the above entitled action was filed in the office of the Clerk of Court for Bamberg County aforesaid on the 20th day of March, 1901. JNO. R. BfcLLINGER, Plaintiff's Attorney. Bamberg, S. C., March 27,1901. ? Buggies^ Wagons We have received one carload of ' ANCHOR BUGGIES. ;|| One carload of # ENGER BUGGIES. | and one carload of the famous * HAYDOCK BUGGIES. 1 > We can surely suit you in a vehicle of 5 anj* description. . . Full line of HARNESS, LAP ROBES, WHIPS, Etc. % Don't fail to see us l>efore buying a Buggy or Wagon. 2pS We can and will save you money. JONES BROS., : BAMBERG, S. C. --| SOUTHERN RAILWAY. f Ji OIV . . M Grn&msed Sohedale in Effort Jin. 17, 1I0J. fi'o.ll'KO 8j _. cr_?w timm. Dally Dally ?WMf TUf. 830p 7 00a Lv... Charleston ...Ar 1110a*A15t 1 0OOp 741a " .. Summerville.. " 19 80a 7M 780p 865ft " ...Branchville...44 910a ?90p 7 68o 928a " ...Orangeburg...44 841a tW$ 847p 1012a 44 .... Klngvtlto.... 44 7?a 44fr . ^ 1130a At... JSumter Xr 800| 1140a 44 .....Camden. Lv ...... 280p . 986p 1100a Ar....Colombia.... .Lv 710a 00|? v 820p 7oSaLr../Charleston ...Ar 11HM 780p Olfia ... Branch villa... * 8 60ei?ttp 7Kp 94Ca M ....Bamberg.... ** 8?af ??* 8O0p 950a 44.... Denmark.... * 8 Hal Slip % 824p 1007a 44 ....Blaekville.....44 SOU SflBp ' 924p 1100? 44 Aiken.....,44 708* IMp $ lOaop 1120a Ar. Augusta andLv44 0 w ; -.ffiSj h'OTifi: in addition to tho above sorvfcw trains Nos. 15 and 18 run daily between Charier ton and Colombia, carrying elegant Pnllmas Sleeping cars. No. 15 leave Charleston 11 sQ9.pt xn.: arrive Columbia 0:00 a. m. No. 18 1mm Columbia 1:00 a. lu.; arrive Charleston 7:00 a. m. Sleeping cars ready foroccoponcy at 9m p. m. both m Charleston aod OotamiUa. The* trains make close connections at Columbia with through trains between Florida points and Washington and the east. Connection with trains Non 81 and 82 New York and Flop o Ida Limited between Blaekville, Aiken and Aw casta. No 81 leaves Blackville at 6:48 a. m.j 1 Aiken 9.40 a. m.; Augusta 10.20 a. m. No. U leaves Augusta 0.30 p. m.; Aiken 7.11ft m.; Blackville 8.00 p. m. Pullman Drawing Room sleepers between Augusta, Aiken and New York. Trains Nos. 0 and 11 carry Elegant PnU> man Parlor Cars between Charlerton, Hammer ville and Colombia, connecting at Colwabis with tho Famous New York #nd Florida Un> lted. Ex. (Sun. Ex. ' Son. only Son. Lv. Augusta 7 00ft 080ft 520p jJj&i Ax. Saadersville 1 OOp 12 4Sp 8 t&.syv " Tennille ... lSQp&OVp 84* , & Lv. Tennille 5 40ft 850p 8Mp " Sanders ville 5 50S 4OOp 8 9p Ar. Augusta. OOOftl f lOpi 8Wf . ?? ? ;:|?| Lv. Savannah. 1290ft 1255p 490p 44 Allendale..* 845a ottp 1?P 44 Barnwell .-. 413ft 42Sp tjjP 4 Blackville 4 28a 480p 813p 606p ; gSgj Ar. Betesbnrg 8OOp - ' '% - - - -' ffiggaa Ar. Columbia... 610b 6lBp 045p Daily Daily Jgg * Lv. Columbia 1180a 115a. 708ft ? 1" jr 1 . ' Lv. Betesbnrg 68te ...... ?Ar. Blackville llOp 2 B7a 1080ft 888ft 44 Barnwell 124p 812a 1180a ...... 44 Allendale 156p 8 45e 1180a .. 44 Savannah ,805pjS00ftl^^j?^b Atlanta and Beyond. Lv. Charleston- | TOOftl 5J0pf..x... Ar. Augusta 1150al09up ' Atlanta I 820p 500ft ...... S&i Lv. Atlanta. ...+ 10 85p 580ft 408p A r. Chattanooga ?' 2 40ni 0 45a 840p Lv. Atlanta..; 600a] 4lip . Ar. Binninghm ISn'a 10OOp , * " Memphis,(via Bir'mgam) 805p 715ft . Ar. Lexington 9 81ft 505p 500ft 44 Cincinnati.* 12n*n 780p 748ft 44 Chicago 8 Sop 715ft MOp Ar. Louisville 7 4dp 7 80ft 44 St. Louis 70<a 6OOp Ar. Memphis, (viaChatt) 710p 14D* To Ashe ville~C in c innati-LouisrUla* EASTERN TIMB. , jSjfrSljy Lv. Augusta. 9OOp 030p " Batcsburg ? 448p 1107s Lv. Charleston 7 00ft 11 OPp Lv. Columbia (Union Depot) 1140ft 890ft Ar. Spartanburg Site 1181ft' 44 AsheviUe 715p 248p 44 EnoxviUe. 415a 780p 44 Cincinnnati... 7 80p 745ft 44 Louisville (via Jellico) 890ft 1 * " ;i To Washington and tin East* Lv. Augusta. 8tt)p ff80p t ' . " Batesburg 4 48pl307a " Columbia (Union Depot) 6 OOp 21ia Ar. Charlotte 990p 045a Ar. Danville EtolTag Ar. Bichmond 600a 825p Ar. Washington 7 88a "S?p v . " Baltimore Pa. B. B 912all25p -4S "Philadelphia. 1195ft *?a 44 New York l20Bpl 818ft J||i J Daily except Sunday. ^ leeping Car Line between Charleston and Atlanta, via Augusta, making connections at Atlanta for all points North and West. Connection at Atlantft with Chicago and k Florida special, daily excopt Sunday. ICoet luxurious train in the world. Connect lot t> at Columbia with through trainl for Washing ton and the East; olsoforJacksonrille and all Florida Pointk FRANK S. GANNON, J. M. CULP. Third V-P. & Gen. Mgr., Traffic Manager, Washington. D. C. WashingtonJdLgl ROBT, W. HUNT, Div. Pass. Agt., Charleston, 8. C. B. H. HARDW1CK, W. H. TAYLOS Gen. Pass. Agt., Asst. Gen. Pass. Agt., Washington, D. a Atlanta. Ga. NOTICE. To the stockholders of The Cotton Oil Company: Notice is hereby given that ?n the 21st day of February, 1901, the ward of directors of the said The Cotton )il Company, at a called meeting, did deermine by resolution, as required by law, o increase the capital stock of the said rhe Cotton Oil Company from $25,000 to &">,000, and to consider and adopt, or efuse to adopt this resolution, y&u, the tockholders of the said The Cotton Oil Company, are called to meet at the office ' -' ~ oil in (nwn II llie VUUWU vyli VUUIplllJ, III ?uv ?/nu , f Bamberg, on Monday, the 14th day of tpril, 1901, at eleven o'clock a. m. By rder of the board of directors, ' C. W. G ARRIS, W- M. BRABHAM, Preshiest. Secretary. ^iSll