The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, November 15, 1900, Image 4

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DAWN AND SUNSET. At dawn A modest trill is hoard, A signal from some unseen bird. Some trust3* harbinger of morn; Then "from the tiny, swelling throats A hallelujah of rich notes Itf greeting to the day just born. At sunset. When the rosy light Is fleeing from approaching night. And woodland shades are growing deep; A chirp, a flutter here and there, A beat of wings npon the air,. And night has hushed the birds to < sleep. ?Frank H. Sweet. J Mill MM* MM MMMMM i History of a Bonnet ji I l^ X" BY JANE P* ROWE. "Mr. and Mrs. Latham, had been mar* ; xied nearly 10 years. 'Mr. Latham was : a clerk in a dry-goods Store with a eatery of $150 a ttbnth. He was a ! Man of steady habits, and greatly "trusted by his employers* The whole force of his mind was given to saving money, and with this ettd in view he restricted his living expenses t? the lowest possible sum that accorded with his position in life. But with Mrs. Latham it was differ* last, and she was one of those d&ihty little women that light colors and ele? ! ?aat material set off to great advantage. If she had a passion in life it was for fine clothes- But this passion was sever gratified. She had few amssements, for her husband frowned ar\m Yiooftwo on/1 ?Hr1 nr?t /v\llntoMH^PP 1^^ vusmivai uuu uiu uvi, vvmuwuumw going to parties lest she should be at the expense of a return entertainment Yet she was a cheerful little body, and went on year after year, baking and cooking and sewing and mending for her great silent partner, because, as she said, shq had not a lazy bsae in her body, ^ When sjje was not at her household duties ahfe was making over old clothes; ; ahe fed one dress that had been turned i si* times, and with the assistance of ; tbe.cleaner and dyer was still passably fresh looklug. Every new dress came j out of her savings from the daily fare. j One ^ these, with a mournful attempt i at pleasantry, she named her robe de i Wouton, because it had been procured through buying scraps of the least choice parts of a sheep and serving them up to a confiding husband with j a deceiving sabce that effectually hid j their un Worthiness. Another was j termed her "ashes of beef." because it j wis attained through reducing stingy j lump steak Into small fragments and j Investing it in an appetizing pie. As for her bonnets, she had quite fbr gotten the date for their birth; they j wore, in fact prehistoric. But one j day this little woman met her fate, j It came in the shape .of a bonnet a dream In lavender. Such an airy thing i ; It was that she almost expected to taxe | wings and fly away before her eyes. ! So afraid of this was she that she de- i M tennlned upon securing it at once, so ! he went Into the milliner's and de"Fifteen dollars, ma'am." Kj 'Oh. dear! That is above me." "Well, you can have it for $10. It ; 0 te a sample theatre bonnet from Paris, and as the winter is coming on we ; are afraid of keeping it too long on M on account of its delicate color." "Well, I, will think it over, and perKg; haps come for it on Monday. Mrs. Latham's greeting to her husband that Saturday evening was one ' <*r unusual fervor. He wondered and was delighted, but later on was not i ' so well pleased, for when seated at j dinner his wife said,? pf "My dear, we have been married j nearly 10 years." "Indeed!" he answered smilingly. |p They have passed like 10 months." || "Not to me. It seems an age since I |pr/ had a new bonnet? g "I'm sure the one you are wearing t- cow looks as good as new." "It's as old as the hills?in fact antediluvian. And oh, John, I've just turned and remade my wedding dress, J' and I do so want a bonnet to go with And today I saw such a love?I was spellbound by it?I wonder I ever / "How much was it?' "Ten dollars." "Whew! That's beyond everything! Ho wife of a dry-goods clerk ought to f wear a ten-dollar bonnet" "But John, I've not had a new bonnet since my wedding, and I do so j |[ want this one! It will exactly match my dress, and I am invited to Miss Simpson's wedding, and I want to go." "Impossible, my dear," answered ' Mr. Latham, in his calm, authoritative ! way, "if it depends on your getting that bonnet" FA'- "But John, here have. I been work p tag for you these 10 years, without ; . asking anything hut mere board and 1 the commonest of dresses; if I had been merely your working housekeeper ay wages would have been at least 115 a month. Surely $10 in 10 years j is not too much to ask for a new bon- . net" J "My dear, I have now a nice balance , at my banker's which will be yours whenever I die. Ten dollars added to another 90 awaiting it will make $100, and bring you in $5 a year more than * you would otherwise have. I have at this present moment only one $10 bill |p in my pocket, and there it will remain iy till it goes into the bank." gj?? Mm Latham rose, and without a j . word commenced removing the dishes, p and nothing further was said about the bonpet - On the Monday evening following, Mr. Latham came home in a towering f'.| passion. He had been to the bank in the course of the day to deposit -his $10, and he found the money was not in his pocket ? "Lucy," cried he, looking like a walkf insr thunder cloud. "I never knew you (jfe were a pickpocket" "That shows how little you really j know about me, my dear," his wife ! answered. "You have not thought it 1 worth while to study my character, yon know, therefore one part of it sur<k prises you." . "But Lucy, do you really think it right to rob your husband T* "No, I consider it very wrong. I merely took a little of what belonged to me; your money is community property. remember. Wait till you see the bonnet; It will atone f6r everything. Away she ran for it She came back Boon with a fluffy thing perched oa her golden curls that made her look bewitching She rushed up to her bus- j band. "There, now, sir. how do you like that?" she gaily asked, and pushed up her rosebud of a mouth for a kiss. But he. In a blind rage at being so outwitted, snatched the bonnet from her h*ad and flung it into the fire. Ulie little wife turned deadly "pale. "Oh. /sh'n," she moaned, "you for fret that this is our wedding day!" Ajk putting up two small hands, who?< only ornament was a plain wedding ring, to hide her face, she sold>..d lik< a child. John gazed at her in A da:?cd kort 01 way. He loved her hotter than hit life, hut he had not thought it necei sary to let her know it. "Oh, Lucy?oh, mjr de?r neart.'stop I've beeu a. brute^i see it for the firsl time! Only stop crying and I'll furi over n new leaf. You shsM h'ave s bank account of irenh own; every mouth I wrH ?Vve you what I would give * housekeeper. Will that satisfy ytfu, dear wife?" cried he. taking he; in ills arms and soothing- her as 11 sjmwer$ a pain-stricken child. "Ok I shall be the happietf Lilian alive!" she said, throwing h'.:t arms round his neck, and smiling through her tears. And thus, in one ho'tise, the question of the Wife's allowance was satisfactorily settled. If men realized how happy the possession of money of their own makes women, there would be feWer ttiveiS who feel as If they W*ere fteiisibners on their husband's bounty.?Waverley Moeaiihe. FAILROADINC IN MEXICO. Reason* Which Can*e<* a Train Crew to Malce for Thj* Sid? or the Rortier. Recently there arrived in El Paso on the Mexican Central passenger train a hrakeman lately employed on the Jiuiulco division ho had been compelled to flee froai the country or take hischauccs of going to jail. His name is Withheld by request as he said he might want to return some day and, moreover, person* ignorant of the co. d tioa.s in Mexico might misconstrue hissudden Sight. On Sunday last he was running on*a freight train between Jimulco and i?ofreon. The track ia very crooked and it is impossible for ah engineer \o seO any distance ahead around the curves. A party of five Mexicans were walking on the track and on account of the curve the engineer was unable to see them until he was only a few feet away. He instantly applied the air, but it Was too late. Two at least of the crowd, one a man and the other apparently a woman, were struck and knocked off the track. The engineer instantly put on all the steam he could carry and ran on at fttll speed without stopping to learn more. At Torceon the train was sidetracked and without saying a word to any one the entire crew departed in different directions. The conductor and engineer headed for Eagle Pftssv one brakeman and fireman disappeared, and one took the passenger train for El Paso that came along an hour later. The last arrived here last night without difficulty. fn- i-a ki- "TKA JLo a reporwrr ut: saiu. xut ??? tions are something terrible for aa American railroad man in many parts of Mexico. Around the big cities it i3 not always so bad, but in the rural districts it is terrible. The ignoraut, petty officials,think an American has no rights at all and our consuls as a rule do not seem to make the least effort to protect our rights, saying We must settle that ourselves with Uie Mexican authorities. I know men Who have lain in jail without being able to secure any trial or investigation. I know one man who had a quarrel With a Chinaman at Saltillo on the Mexican National and hit him over the head with a stick. In the United States be would only have been fined $5 at the 'most. He nas been sentenced to four years in the. pen."?El Paso (Texas) Herald. PEARLS OF THOJGHtk Mind unemployed is mind nnenjoyed.?Bovee. Charm strikes the sight, but merit wins the soul.?Pope. Culture and fine manners are everywhere a passport to regard.?Paley. He that may hinder mischief, yet permits it, is an accessory.?E. A. Freeman. The way of the world Is to praise dead saints and persecute living ones. ?Howe. No man ever became great or good except through many and great mistakes.?Gladstone. The two great movers of the human mind are the desire of good and the fear of evil.?Johnson. He who is lord of himself, and exists upon his own resources, is a noble but a rare being.?Brydges. Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success, but through misadventure.?A. B. Alcott Steady, patient, persevering thinking will generally surmount every ob stacle in the search after truth.?Em* rnons. Whoever is mean in his youth runs a great risk of becoming a scoundrel in riper years; meanness leads to villainy -with fatal attraction.?Cherbuliez. Cut-loan Cradles. In the palm region of the Amazon river there is a tribe which cradles their infants in palm leaves. A single leaf, turned up around the edges by some native process, makes an excelent cradle, and now and then it is made to do service as a bath tub. strong cords are formed from the fibres of another species of palm and by these their natural cradle is swung alongside a tree, and the wind rocks the little one to sleep. Long ago the Amazon mothers discovered that it was not wise to leave baby and cradle under a cocoa palm, for the mischievous monkey delighted to drop nuts downward with unerring precision. An older child is sationed near by to watch the baby during his siesta, and the chatter of monkeys overhead is enough to cause a speedy migration. Colonial Methods of Travel. Wherever the earliest colonies settled in America, they had to adopt the modes of travel and the ways of getting from place to place of their predecessors and new neighbors, the Indians. These were first, and generally, to walk on their own stout legs: second, to go wherever they could by water, in boats. In Maryland and Virginia, where for a long time nearly all settlers tried to build their homes on the banks of the rivers and bays, the travel was almost entirely by boats, as it was between settlements on all the. great rivers, the Hudson, Connecticut and Merrimack. tooklnt Oat for Mimitelf. 4,Have you read my new bosk?" asked the author of his friend. "No," was the reply; 4T have been quite ill, and the doctor has warned me to be careful."?Atlanta Constitution. :-V : : .V v 4 Beauties of Nataf# ^ hicb We Misl * Dr. Charles C. Abbott, in Lippin| cott's Magazine-, calls attention to one * of the delights of autumn which often ' j Is disregarded by those wh6 otherwise , 1 appreciate the luxury and b'eauty of outdoor life in the pleasant weather of 'eaiir fall. He says: "The two senses I only of sight and hearing will not alT t ! ways suffice when we ramble out of I town. I have tramped from dawn to t i dark with a noted naturalist, who only i exclaimed, from time to time 'See that r colored leaf!' or 'Hear that bird!' and I never once referred to the odor-laden air. No one loves the autumn leaf bet: ter than I do or appreciates more the i merits of a meadow lark. I have seen the hillsides one vast sheet of gold i and crimson, yet the day wa3 not given " i wholly to color: and listened to many & ' lark's exultant song, yet the day was not given wholly to music. Seeing and hearing much, we are all too apt to be content, and forget that we have missed much if the sweets of the scattered leaves and withered weeds have ' been disregarded. It matters not how commonplace the surroundings, breathe through a bruised hickory leaf, and you may linger the while in Araby the Blest." A New Fire Extinguisher. A scientist susrgest> that milk be used to extinguish the Haines of burning kereseuSj oec mse "'ml k forms a . emu'-ion. with the oil, which makes it accomplish its object , more quickly." Thebes medicine to quickly Sure constipation, indigestion, dySpiepsid. biliousno s or flatulency, is Hdsietter's 1 ! B-.omach l itters. It is the only genUinO i stomach remedy, and has a record of over fifty years of cures. Try it also for malaria, lever and ague, and be convinced. Rnum?'?ia'? Illiteracy. Rcutmnla vrould annear to be the most ilUt | crate country In Europe. The last censtjS show^that In a popujtiloa of abut C.000.000, nearly 4,OOO.OjO cah liei.her read nor write. 7o flirt- n r?il<l In OiiIb Day. Take LX^XtiVk DROjio Quinine Tablets. All ! druggists refund itf money if It falls to euro. | l. \v. vjkove's signature is on eacn box. i>c. "I can't ctv? y u employment; I inust keep wliat w-?rk I havc> for my present emp'oyes. ' Oh. the iiitle 1 d do wouldn't make any diffe:ence."-Uu3t;re Gcsellschaft. A re. Wiuslow's toothing Syrup for children teething, softens the gums, reduces Inflammation. aiiajs pain, cures wind colic, ilAc. a bottle. Teacher?Uow dare you laugh at me you young rascal-f Chorttsof l>upll9 -But ^re're not laughing at you. slf. Teacher?Weil, ihda. I don't know what elae there Is to laugh at.?New York TreaS. i ' Putnam Fadeless Dyes are fist to sunlight, washing and rubbing. Sold by all druggists. HI* Idea of Success. ';WhAt Is yodr idea of success in life?" said the Inquisitive matt. Oh, 1 dunno." answered Senator Sorghum, r fleccively, *1 should say anything over $500,OXi." WOMEN MUST SLEEP. Avoid Nervous Prostration. If you are dangerously sick what is the first duty of your physician ? He quiets the nervous system, he deadens the pain, end you sleep well; Friends ask' "What is the cause?" and the answer comes in .pitying tones* nervous prostration. It came fipon you so quietly in the beginning, that you were not alarmed, and when sleep deserted you night after night tmtil your eyes fairly burned in the darkness, *hen you tossed in nervous kgony praying for sleep. Mas. A. Habtlet. You ought to have known that when you ceased to be regular in your courses, and you grew irritable with; out cause, that there was serious trouble somewhere. You ought to know that indigestion, exhaustion, womb displacements, fainting, dizziness, headache, and backache send the "nerves wild with | affright, and you cannot sleep. | Mrs. Hartley, of 221 W. Congress St., Chicago, 111., whose portrait we pubI lish, suffered all these agonies, and was entirely cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; her oase should be a warning to others, and j her cure carry conviction to the minds I of every suffering woman of the un failing efficiency of Lydia E. Pink ham's , Vegetable Compound. Mafsby & Company, 39 S. Hroad St., Atlanta, Ga. Engines and Boilers steam Water Heater*. Steam Pumps and Penberthy Injector*. Manufacturers and Dealers tn ? A W MILLS. C orn Mill*. Feed Mills.Cotton Gin Machinery and Grain Separator*. SOI.ID and INSERTED Saws. Saw Teeth and 1 cx-ks. KnleM'* Patent Doe*. Itirdtall Saw ; BHD and Kn;lne Repair*. Governors, Grate Par* and a lull line of Mill Supplies. Price and qualltv of roods punranteed. Catalogue free by mentioning this paper. PROFITABLE EMPLOYMENT If You Can (or think You Can) Solicit LIFE INSURANCE, Write (With References) for Terms to Local and Special Agents, to R. F. SHEDDEN, Gen. Agent, Atlanta, Ga. THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO. of N. \ . Assets Over $330,000,000.00. fjpHEAT ULLIJ and OATS FOR SALE! Red May seed wheat from a crop that yielded 33 to 35 bushels per acre, recleaned by a special seed wheat cleaner, in new two bushel bags,price $1.25 per bushel. Seed Oats grown in North Carolina from Texas Red Rust Proof Seed, the .North Carolina crop yielding 80 bushels p* r acre, price 50c per bushel. Prices on cars at Charlotte. N. C., freight to be oaid by buver. Terms cash with order. CHARLOTTE OIL Jb FERTILIZER CO.. YRED OLIVER, CHARLOTTE. N. C. Mention this 'iMr* Bast Congh 6yrup. Tastes Good, use gs in fine. Sold by cnicrlsts. Cl * . TWO CLOSE STATES' Besult of Election In Kentucky And Nebraska Is Speculative, BOTH SIDES ARE MAKING CLAIMS Democrats Seem to Have Both States, But Kepubl'c<ins Have Not Conceded And Are Hopeful. A special of Wednesday from Omaha fays: Election returns in Nebraska are so close as to be watched keenly. Chairman Lindsey, for the Republicans, claim that McKinley carried the state by 7,000 or more,the Republican state ticket wins by 5,000 to 7,000, and that the Republicans have a majority oi seventeen in the legislature. Against this the Democrats claim that Bryan carried the stite, though by a narrow margin of perhaps not tnore than a thousand; that fusion has a safe working jhajority in the legislature, that fusion state officers are elected by three to five thousand. The legislature will be in doubt until complete returns are in. Indications are that it will be fusion b^ d small majority. Both parties are claiming the lead on joint ballot. Democratic National Committeeman Dahlman states that the Nebraska legislature will be fusion by eleven majority; that the fusion state ticket is Kw aKahf k OOO rrt?ir?rit.V'. arid tiCt'lCU KJJ a WW U V VjVW that the Bryan electors win by 1,500. Republicans are inclined to coucede the legislature on the face of the present returns, but they allege fraud in Douglass county, Omaha, and will contest. So far the returns show gains in the legislature of sixteen members for the fusionists orer two years ago. OLD STOBY IS KENTUCKY. A Louisville special says: At 1:30 Thursday morning, with returns from all but sixty-two out of 1,884 precincts in Kentucky, The Courier-Journal puts Bryan's majority at 7,784 and Beckham's at 4,068. The missing sixty-two precincts are about evenly divided between Democrats and Republicans. Governor Beckham, at Democratic headquarters* said: "I am absolutely certain that I have been elected governor by a majority of between 5,000 and 10,000 votes." Leslie Combs, chairman of the Republican state campaign committee, said: "We still believe Mr. Yerkes has been elected by a majority of 3,000 votes. Our figuies show that McKinley has run 900 Votes behind Yerkes. At least 3,000 Republican ballots have not jet been counted in certain connties, and these will increase the Republican vote. We also claim the election of four Republican congressmen, namely, Boreing in the eleventh district* Irwin in the fifth, MeEeusie Moss in the third and Hopkins in the tenth. We are also of the opinion that Sam J. Pngh has been elected over Kehoe in the ninth district." Independent voters charge that the Republicans are holding back the returns in the eleventh district, and that the Democrats have done likewise in the first, the Republican and Democratic strongholds, respectively, each waiting for the other side to make a showdown, and that is responsible for the delay in ascertaining the result. REPUBLICANS HAVE HOUSE* Indications are That They Will Have SOS Members and the Democrats 155. The control of the national honse of representatives goes with the presidency. The roster of new membors of the popular branch of congress shows that the Republicans were more successful Tuesday than their highest estimates. While the returns are not complete in all the districts, the indications are that the Republicans wil| have 202 members, while their opponents will have bat 155. The official vote may make a difference in a few of the close districts, but it now looks as if Speaker Henderson will bave a workine majority of 47?certainly not much less than that. h'OTernment Keceipls and Expenditures Government receipts: From internal revenue, $338,710; customs, $227,369; miscellaneous,$]0G5,203; expenditures. $1,080,000. BANK LOSES HEAYILY. ttaihTlllft Hhs Sensation of First Magnitude?Clerk Is Implicated. The arrest of T. P. Brady upon a federal warrant sworn out by F. O. Watts, cashier of the First National bank, has stiried ?up a sensation in Nashville, Tenn. The firm of Connor & Brady, composed of J. H. Connor and T. P. Braly, wholesale wrocers and liquor dealets, made an assignment Monday and the arrest of Brady followed. In this connection the dit-appearauce last July of W. W. Lea an individual bookkeeper of the First National bank, is explained. The two are charged with collusion in defrauding the bauk out of $44,000. Senators Favor Depot. The Georgia state senate Wednesday concurred in the substitute offered by the house for the resolution of the senate looking toward the appointment of committees to take into consideration the improvement of the state's terminal property in Atlanta. Parker Rye NONE PURER, NONE BETTER. w0mm IpV^ OLD ASK FOR IT AT ALL DISPENSARIES - , - "If you send me anything 'just as good as Aycr's,' I shall ' send it tight bach. "I might afford to experiment with shoe polish; but I can't and won't experiment with the medicine which means sickness or health to me." J. C. Aye?, Company, Practical Chemists, Lowell Mass Ayer's Sarsapariila Aycr's Kair Vigor Aycr's Pills Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Ayer's Ague Cure Ayer's Comatone MYSTERIES CP DARK ISLAND. They May Be Cleared Up io Pert by Cattlof Off the Heavy Timber Laid A large wooded island in the Missouri river, near the Lyman county line, this state, that has been the scene of many bloody deeds during the last threequarters of a century, is about to be converted to the use of civilized man by having a large sawmill erected upon it. In early days it was known to the whites as "Dark island." The history of this name is not definitely known, but it is thought by old settlers that it may have acquired the name from the fact either that it is heavily wooded, and therefore dark and gloomy as compared with the open plains on either side of the river, or, more probably, that it was the scene of many a dark deed. It was on this island that two Jesuit missionaries lost their lives in 1845. They had come out to work among the Indians, and had crossed over to the island to consult White Eagle, a powerful Sioux chief who lived there. This was the last seen of them. Some $-earS aftertvard the Indians of this tribe used to display two white men's scalps with long black hair, and it is thought they were taken from the two Frenchmen. A few years afterward emigrants found this a convenient place to cro38 the Missouri, but nothing was ever heard of them after they reached the island. in 1893, at the time when the federal government was converting the Rosebud Indian reservation into organized counties, Frank Phelps occupied the island. At this time Mot Matson, a Swede, who lived on the weal bank of the river, directly opposite Phelps' shanty, was murdered in front of his own door. Henry Schroeder, who was at that time employed bj Phelps in cutting wOod for the steamboats, was accused of the crime. He was arrested and confessed his part in - ? J PVldlnQ AS cue muruei, uui uupn\.ai.&u ?uv>r. ? the instigator of the crime. Schroedei Is now serving the seventh year of a life sentence In the penitentiary at Sioux Falls. Phelps was arrested and in the Ions trial that followed spent all that he was worth, including the island, in trying to secure his freedom. He was found guilty, however, and was sentenced tc life imprisonment He appealed his case to the Supreme Court and on th? very day on which the opinion of that court was handed down affirming the decision of the lower court he suddenly died in his cell in the jail at Alexandria. Many other darK deeds have beer connected with the island, but it haj recently passed into the possession ol a company that has commenced th< erection of a sawmill for the purpose of cutting the timber and clearing the land and putting it under cultivation Much interest is manifested in thii work as it goes on, for it is though that In cutting down the giant treei and in clearing off the land where s< many dark deeds have been committee evidence will appear that will throv light upon many mysteries which surround the spot.?Minneapolis Journal. The Traditional British Sailor. Beneath a hat of straw or tarpaulin set jauntily on "nine hairs," his jetty whiskers roll breezily round a throat left bare by the open shirt collar witl its loose black neckerchief tied in ? club knot. Duck trousers, tight in th< hips and loose at the ankles, give i glimpse of striped stockings anc puinps with silver buckles. The shor blue jacket seamed with white tap* does not hide the broad leather bel and trusty cutlass; the gallery boys greet his appearance with a roar, fot we all know "him; his name may b* Tom Pipes, Bill Backstay, or jusi William; but there he is?the Britisl sailor, as represented by the late Mr T. P. Cooke. That excellent actor made his firs appearance at the old Royalty Theatre Wellclose Square, in 1804. He hac been a man-of- war's man himself, an( shared in the glories of the battle oi St. Vincent; he knew the British sailoi of his day thoroughly, and in sucl parts as Long Tom Coffin in "Tin Pilot," William in "Black-Eyed Susan," Harry Halyard in "My Poll an< My Partner Joe," he gave tq the stagi and the public an excellent type, an< I believe iD the main a truthful one but if the lower decis had been fille< with that type, and no other, the preservation of discipline on board hi: Majesty's ships would, have been evei mor.e difficult than it was.?The Xine teeath Century. The Crime of Soeeziof. Even so late in the century as the time of the marriage of our Queen it ! was looked upon as a gross breach of ! good manners to sileeze in company. | In the time of that bluff sailor-king, ! William IV., the then Duke (ft NorI folk was referred to as "something of | a boor," and only for sneezing violent- i ly at a state banquet when the King j was present. Sir F. Hastings Doyle, in | his autobiography, relates how, early in the '508, Lord Halifax was walking with Lord Dundas when the j latter suddenly began to make hideous j faces to such a degree that Lord i Halifax became seriously alarmed and j ;gasped out: "Shall I run for the doc- j ! tor?" Lord Dundas gave a pereinptory '"No," as far as he was able. When j he had recovered from the paroxysm, he said: "I was only in the agonies of ! trying not to sneeze. The awful Court j etiquette in regard to this matter has made me really ill many a time. Nowadays I cannot, from long habit, really sneeze; but the sensation that brings ! about sneezing simply agonizes Bite; I ! And I know many elderly gentleipen ; who suffer the same." The same rule applied and still applies in some eases, in an even greater degree on the Continent. The late Czar of Russia, the father of the present ftiiefi ofaee hazarded the opinion [hat a certain distinguished FrenchEnglishman was "much wanting irf polish and good manners," because he, poor man, sneezed at a Russian Court reception. Even the late Napoleon III., free-and-easy as "*as his court in certain matters, looked tipon sneezing in his presence as a great liberty.?Answers. London to Have Peanuts, An enterprising Pittsburger is to i teach Londoners the delights of the! delights of the peanut He has taken i ten tons of peanuts with him, aric! don papers say that English dealers are finding a ready sale for the American circus day indulgence. THIS WILL INTEREST MANY. To quickly introduce B. B. B. (Botanic ? Blood Balm), the famous blood purifler.into flew homes, we will actually send free . 10,030 treatments. B B. B. quickly cures 1 old ulcers, scrofula, painful swellings aches and pains in bones or joints, rheumatism^ catarrh, pimples, festering eruptions, boils, eczema, itching skin or blood humors and even deudly cancer. B. B. B. sold at drugj stores for $1. For free treatment address Blood Ba!m Co., 1 Mitchell St., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and free medlcAl advice given until cured. Jlodieine sent at once, prepaid. SQOO voluntary testimonials of cures. His Salary. Tommy?Paw, teacher wants us to tell her what is the salary of the czar of Russia. Mr. Figg?Twelve million dollars a year, with board and dynamite free.? Iudiauapolis Press. The limt Prescription for Chilli a no Fever is a bottle of Ghovk's Tastslkss mux Tonic. It Is simply iron and quinine to I n laaielesa lorm. >?o care?no pap. Price 30c. Draihatlc Foresight. ' Tour theater opens eariy this fall, 3<r. Pushorton." "Yea; you see, we think we'd belter try to rake lu a few honest dollars efors the public ' cots tosquanderln: money oh election bet*.? Indianapolis Journal. Don't drink tOo mnch water when cy cling. Adams' Pepsin Tntti Frutti is an . excellent substitute. "What are the names of that newly-married couple in the next flat?" : "Oh. we c <n't nnd out for a few weeks, each now calls the other 'Birdlo.' "?Indianapolis Journal. There is no other ink "just as good" as Carter's Ink. 'lucre is only one ink that is r best of ail and taat is Carter's Ink. Use it. Hard On the Little Man. Clara?Papa scared Algy nearly to death last t night. Stella?Really? * < lara- Yes; h* told him If he didn't be a good . boy and stay away from me that the bogle man would tret him and cut his ears off.?IuL dlanapollsSun. ' State of Ohio. City or Toledo, i Lucas County. 1 > Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the ' senior parser of the Arm of F. J. Cheney & l Co.. doing business in the City of Toledo, , Connty and State aforesaid, and that said firm ? Trill Day the sum of one hundred dollars for I each and every case of catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. Frank J. Cheney. i Sworn to before me and subscribed in ray ) preserve, this 6th day of December. sea I.V A. D. 1886. A. W. (tLEA80N. '?v?) Xotary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cnre is taken internally, and ; acts d i recti y on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0. Sold by Druggist?, 75c." Hall's Family Pill* are thebest. 1 Africans Horn White. I The children- of the blackest Africans are . born white; In a year they become brown aud c their skin gradually blackens until at the age ? of thirty, when it is ebony-colored. > * * Best For the Bowels* No matter what ails yoa, headache to a cancer, you will nerer fret well until your 3 bowels are put right. Cascarets help t nature, cure you wit hoot n gripe or pain, produce easy natural movements, cost you * just 10 cents to start getting your health > back. Oascacets Candy Cathartic, the , genuine, put-up in metal boxes, every tab1 let bas C.O.C. stamped on It. Beware of r imitations. "Do you be.leve In church lotteries?" she asked. Some kind*." he repllAddoubt'ully. What do you mean?" sho demanded. "Well," he auswert-d. "I believe In church weddlugs."?Chicago Post. r FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous t | ness after first day's uso or ur. ivune 5 ui cat , j Neive Restorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise free. i Dr. R. H. Rusk. l.td.. 031 Arch St.. Phlla., Pa. I i Inverse Ratio, t Willie-Pa. what's lnverss ratio? . Pa?It's how large loaned money looks and ? how small borrowed money looks, given the I same 6nm.?Syracuse Uerald. > 1 am sure Plso's Cure for Consumption saved t my lite three vears ago.?Mrs. Thos. Roa, bins. Maple St., Norwich, N. Y.. Feb. 17. JOOO. r I Tommv's Imperative. ' Teacher?Now. Tommy, give me a sentence, t and then we'll change It Vj the imperative form. 1 Tommv?The horse draws the wagon. Teacher?Now put It in the Imperative. Tommy-Gee-up. I /Tv ^UIN Y0UJ : 0 Huny 1 11 15ANAT1 : MSSi m - .1 TCndoraed and .. : Three greet and complete cores effected by Dr. Greene'e lervura Blood and Bene Remedy, A "WMWmi'lllli r? mm I * ^J%i?IE BAILEY v Mrs. J. A. Ferre, who resides near 90S Main Street, Hartford, Conn., says: || " My daughter Luln became very ill with St. Vitus dance over a year ago. She became no barf ? %-gSB that she lost the use of her right arm and side, and we thought at one time she would lose her v '-^as speech Her tongue was almost paralyzed, she was so bad she could not feed herself, aud at jyght she would get m nervous I had to ait and hold her I tried several doctors but thee did not ' do her any good. 1 did not find anything that would help her until I tried Dr. Greene's ?* S blood ana nerve remedy. She is now, by the nse of thi* medicine, entirely cared.** C. H. Bailey, Esq., of Waterbury, VLt writes: "Ian more than glad to write about my little daughter. Until" n abort time ago she bd aP '* ways been a very delicate child and subject to sick spells lasting weeks at a time. She was very nervous, and our family doctor said we would never raise her, she was so delicate and feeble* We tried many remedies without the least good. We felt much anxiety about her, especially *? ? h+r and had great fisar lor hef future Learning of the wonders being " ? * * *?S5Zb W -ffcWm nu UW.M19 wvw^.. . ^ done by Dr Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy. I determxaca 10 sm ?.??. .;f~ _ commenced to improve under its use, and rapidly gained in every respect She eats and sleeps well and her nerves are strong. The medicine has done wonders for her end it is the best WC ticr knew. I recommend Dr. Greene's Nervura, blood and nerve remedy, to everybody." Mrs. J. Learmonth, of 776 Broadway, South Boston, Mass., says: " At ten years of age my daughter became affected with a nervous condition which aeon de? \'J , veloped into St Vitus' dance. It was pronounced by the attending physician to be a very sever* ; C? attack. The month would be drawn spasmodically far to one side, the hands and arms wt frtless and constantly twitching. Her limbs also were weak; her ankles bent under her so that it was almost impossible to walk. She was so nervous that she would scream almost like a maniac and then hsve fits of crving. After two months' treatment without a care I concluded to try , Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy. Three bottles entirely cured her. She w thirteen years old, and has been well ever since, and to-day is a picture ct health " IDidYouEver'^owf g any one who smoked the same kind jg 9 of Five Cent cigar any length of J time? 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