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PIRATES
'ISYNE
cAuthor of " WEBSTER—MAN’S MAN,” "THE VALLEY OF TtiE GIANTS,” ETC.
Mrs. Taylor's Sickness Ended
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“Green Pea Pirate* 9 ' is a combination of sea and land
narrative told in the inimitable style which has given the
Peter B. Kyne stories such a strong pull with the reading
public. It is jolly, even rollicking and has thrill, romance
and punch.
CHAPTER I.
They had seen the fog rolling down
the coast shortly after the Maggie
had rounded Pilar Point at sunset and
readed north. Captain Scraggs had
been steamboating too many'unprofit
able years on San Francisco bay, the
Suisun and San Pablo sloughs and
dogholes and the Sacramento river to
be deceived as to the character of
that fog, and he remarked as much to
Mr. Gibney. “We’d better turn back
to Halfmoon bay and tie up at the
dock," he added. •
“Calamity howler!” retorted Mr.
Gibney and gave the wheel a spoke or
two. “Scraggsy, you’re enough to
make a real sailor sick at the
stomach.”
“But I tell*you she’s a tule fog, Gib.
She rises up In the marshes of the
Sacramento and San Joaquin, drifts
down to the bay and out the Golden
gate and Just naturally blocks the
wheels of commerce while she lasts.
W’hy, I’ve known the ferry boats be
tween San Francisco and Oakland to
get lost for hours on their twenty-min
ute run—and all along of a blasted
tule fog.”
• “I don’t doubt your word a mite.
Scraggsy. I never did see a ferry-boat
skipper that knew shucks about
saliorlslng," "the lmi>erturh&hle Gibney
responded. “Me. I'll smell my way
home In any tule fog."
“Maybe you can an’ maybe you
can’t. Gib, although far be It from me
to question your ability. I’ll take It
for granted. Nevertheless, I ain’t
a-goin* to run the risk o’ you havin’
catarrh o’ the nose an’ confusin’ your
smells tonight. You ain’t got nothin'
at stake hut your Job. whereas If I
lose the Maggie I lose my hull for
tune. Bring her about, Gib. an' let's |
hustle buck.”
•TKm’t be an old woman.” Mr. Olh-
ney pleaded. “Scraggs. yon Just ain’t
got enough works Inside you to fill a I
wrist watch.**
“! ain’t a-goln’ to poke around In !
the dnrk an* a tule fog. feclln’ for !
the Golden gate,” Captain Scraggs
shrilled peevishly.
“H—l’s bells an* panther tracks!
I’ve put my old courses, an’ If I fuller i
them we can’t help gettln’ home.”
Captain Scraggs laid his hand on >
Mr. Glbney'g great arm and tried "to !
smile paternally. “Gib. my dear boy.”" j
he pleaded, “control yourself. Ih»n’t |
argue with me, Gib, I'm muster here |
an you're mate. Do I make myself !
clear?"
“You do, Scraggsy. But It won’t
avail you nothin'. You’re only master
becur of a gentleman's agreement be
tween us two, an’ because I'm man
enough to Agger there’s certain rights
due you as owner o’ the ulnggle. But
loo’t you forget that accordin’ to the
records o’ the Inspector's ofi\oe, I’m ;
master of' the Maggie, an* the way I !
Agger If. whenever there's any eak to .
sjlow a tlttte reat aenmnnshtp. that 4
gentleman’s agreement don't stand."
"But this ain’t one o’ them times,
Gib.”
“You’re whistlin’ It is. If we. run ’
from this here fog. It’s skiffs to bat
tleships we don’t get Into San Fran
cisco bay an’ discharged before .six '
o’clock tomorrow night. By the' time j
livered, nevertheless, impersonally. He
closed the pilot-house door furiously
behind him and started for the galley!
“Some bright day I’m goin’ to git
tired o’ bearin’ you cuss my proxy,”
Mr. Gibney bawled after him, “an’
when that fatal time arrives I’ll scat
ter a can o’ Kill-Flea over you an’ the
shlppln’ world’ll know you no more.”
“Oh, go to—glory, you pig-iron pol
isher,” Captain Scraggs tossed back
at him over his shoulder—and honor
was satisfied. In the lee of the pilot
house Captain Scraggs paused, set his
infamous old brown derby hat on the
deck and leaped furiously upon It
with both faet. Six times he did this;
then with a blow of his fist he
knocked the ruin back into a sem
blance of its original shape and Im
mediately felt better.
“If I was you, skipper, I’d hold ray
temper until I got to port; then I’d
git jingled an’ forgit my .troubles In
expensively," somebody advised him.
Scraggs turned. In a little square
hatch the head and shoulders of Mr.
Bartholomew McUuffey, chief en
gineer; first, second and third as
sistant engineer, oiler, wiper, water-
tender, and coal-passer of the Maggie,
ap|>eared. He was standing on the
steel ladder that led up from his
stuffy engine ropm and had evidently
come up, like a whale, for a breath of
fresh air. “The way you ruin them
bonnets o’ yourn sure Is u scan dal,"
Mr. McGuffey concluded. "If I had a
temper as nasty as yourn I’d take
soothin’ sirup or somethin' for it.”
Before proceeding further with thl*
narrative, due respect for the reader's
curiosity directs that we diverge for
a |>erlnd sufficient to present a brief
history of the steamer Maggie and her
peculiar crew. We will tteglu with the
Maggie.
She had Iteen built on Puget sound
hack in the eighties, and was one hun
dred and six feet over nil, twenty-six
feet beam and seven feet draft.
Driven hy a little steeple compound
engine, tn the pride of her youth she
could make ten knots. However, what
with old age and boiler st ale, the (test
she could do now was six. and hud
Mr. McGuffey paid the slightest heed
to the limitations Imposed upoa his
stentn gauge hy the supervislag In
spector of boilers at San Francisco,
she would have been limited to five.
Kacli annual Inspection threatened to
l»e her last, and I’aptain Scruggs, her
sole owner, lived in per|>etual fear
that eventually the day must arrive
when, to save the lives of himself and
his crew, he would he forced to ship
a new holier and renew, the rotten
timbers around her deadwitod. She
had come into CSptalu Scruggs' poa-
we've taken on coal an’ water an’
what-all, it’ll be eight or nine o’clock,
with me an’ McGuffey entitled to
mebbe three dollars overtime an*
havin’ to argue an’ scrap with you to
git It—not to speak o’ havin’ to put to
sen the same night go’s to he back in
^lalfmoon bay to load bright an’ early
next mornin’. Scraggsy, I ain’t no
night bird on this run."
“Do you mean to defy me. Gib?*’
Captain Scraggs’ little green eyes
gleamed balefully. Mr. Gibney looked
down upon him with tolerance, ns a
Great Dane gazes upon a fox terriers
“I certainly do, Scraggsy, old pepper
pot” he replied calmly. “What’re you
goin’ to do about It?” The ghost of a
smile lighted his jovial countenance.
“Nothin'—now. „ I’m helpless,’’ Cap
tain Scraggs answered with deadly
calm. “But the minute we .hit the
dock you an’ me parts company."
“I don’t know whether we will or
not Scraggsy. I ain’t heeled* right
financially to hit the beach on such
abort i ■ ' ■■■
“I Certainly Do, Scraggsy, Old Pep-
Calmly. —
“I’ll get the police to remove you,
you blistered pitate,’’ Scraggs
screame/l, now quite beside himself.^
"Ygs? Well, the mlntyte they let go
y me Yit coine back to tli^ S. S. Mag
gie and teirts4»er apart Just^to
what nittk£§ her go." He leaned out
the pilot-house., window-4ind sniffed.
“Tule fog, ail right, Scraggs, Stilt,
that ain’t no reason why the ship's
company should fast, is It? Quit hick-
ertn’ with me, little one, an’ see If you
cafc’t wrastle up some ham an’ eggs.
I want ray eggs sunny" side up."
- Sensing the futility of further argu
ment, Captain Scraggs sought solace
tn s stream of adjectival opprobrium,
plainly meant for Mr. Gibney but de
tession at public auction conducted
by the United States marshal, follow
ing her capture *3 she sneaked Into
Sam Francisco- bay one dark night
with a load of Chinamen and opium
from Ensenada. She had cost him
fifteen hundred hard-earned dollars.
Scruggs—Phi nea s P. Scraggs, to
epipldy his full ftame—was precisely
thel^nd of man one might expect to-
own nml eperete the Maggie. Rat-
Taced, snaggle-toothed and furtive,
!with ? a tow thinning that sometimes
passed for great intelligence, Scraggs’
character Is beat described in a home
ly American word. He was “ornery."
A native of San Francisco, he had
grown up around the docks and had
developed from mesaboy on a river
steamer to master of bay and river
steamboat*, although It Is not of rec
ord that he ever commanded such a
craft. Despite h “ticket'’ there ,was
none so foolish ; to trust him with
one—g condition., t affairs which had
tended to sour disposition not nat
urally sweet. r he yearning to coni;
tuund a steamboat gradually had de
veloped into an tbsssslom Result—
the “fast and cot modlous S. S. Mag
gie,” as the Pri.ted States marshal
had had the audacity to advertise her.
In the beginnings Captain $eraggs
had planned to dq bay and river tow
ing with the Maggie. Alas! The
first time the unfortunate Scraggs at
tempted to tow a heavily laden barge
up river, a light fog had come down,
necessitating the frequent blowing of
the whistle. Following the sixth long
blast, Mr. McGuffey had whistled
Scraggs on the engine-room howler;
swearing horribly, he had demanded
to he informed why In this and that
the skipper didn’t leave that dod-gnst-
ed whistle alone. It was using up his
steam faster than he could manufac
ture It. Thereafter. Scraggs had used
a patent foghorn, and when the hon
est McGuffey had once more succeed
ed In conserving sufficient steam to
crawl up f^ver, the tide had turned
and the MAftpk could not buck the
ebb. McGaffey declared a few new
tubes in the holler would do the trick,
hut on the other hand, Mr. Gibney
pointed o*t that the old craft was
practically punk aft and a stiff tow
would Jerk the tall off the old girl. In
despair, therefore Captain Scraggs
had ahaadoued hay and river towing
and wag prepared to Jump overboard
and en(^ all. when an opportunity of-
fered tor the freighting of garden
truck and dairy produce from Half-
moon bay to San Ftotnclaco.
. ButTtpM a difficulty arose. The new
rpti Wbh an “outside” one—salt water
all tlfo way. Under the ruling of the
Inspaetors. the Maggie would he run
ning coastwise the instant ahe en-
gngeil In the green-|>ea and atrlng-ltean
trade, and Captain Scraggs’ license
provided for no such contingency. His
tirtlet entitled him to act as master
on the waters of San Francisco bay
sad the waters tributary thereto, and
although Scraggs argued that the Pa
cific ocean constituted waters “tribu
tary thereto,” If he understood the
English language, the Inspectors were
obdurate. What If the distance was
less than twenty-five miles? they
(sduted out. The voyage was unde
niably coastwise and carried with It
all the hsk of wind and wave. And
in ortier to Impress upon Captain
Scraggs the weight of their authority,
the Inspectors sus|iended for six
months Captain Scraggs' hay and
river ihvnse for having dared to ne,
goll.lte two coastwise voyages without
consulting them. Furthermore, they
warned him that the next time he did
ft they would condemn the fast and
commodious Maggie.
In this extremity. Fate had sent to
Captain Scraggs a large. Imposing,
capable, but st>cially indifferent per
son who responded to the name of
Adelbert P. Gibney. Mr. Gibney had
spent part of an advenluroua life in
the United* States navy, where he had
applied -himself and acquired a fair
smattering of navigation. Prior to en
tering the navy he had been a fore
mast band In clipper ship* and had
held n -second mate's berth. FollA
ing his discharge from the navy he
had sailed coastwise on steam schoon
er*. *and after attending a navigation
school for two months, had procured
a license as chief mate of steam, any
ocean' and any tonnage. *
Unfortunately for Mr. Gibney, he
had a falling. Most-of us have. The
most genial fellow In the world, he
was cursed with too much brains and
imagination and a thirst which re
quired .quenching around pay day.
Also, lie had that beastly habit of
Command which is inseparable from n
born leader; when he held a first
mate’s berth, he was wont to try to
“run the ship" and, on -occasions,
ladle out suggestions to his skipper.
Titus, in time, he acquired a reputa
tion for being unreliable and a wind-
bag. with the result thab-^skippers
were chary of engaging him. Not.to
he too prolix, at the time Captain
Scraggs made the disheartening dis
covery that he had to have a skipper
for the Maggie. Mr. Gibney found
himself reduced to the alternative of
longshore work or a fo’castie berthJn
a windjammer bound for blue water.
With alacrity, therefore, Mr. Gib-
neF -tad accepted Scraggs’ offer of
seventy-five dollars a" month.—“and
found’’—to skipper the Maggie on her
coastwise run. Asja^ firsts mate of
steam he had no difficulty inducing
the inspectors to graht him a license
to skipper such an abandoned craft
as the Maggie, and accordingly he
hung up his ticket In her pilot house
and was. registered as her master, al
beit, under a gentleman’s ’agreement
with Scraggs l*e was not to claim the
title of captain and' was known to
the world us the Maggie’s first mate,
second mate, third mate, quartermas
ter. purser and freight clerk. One
Neils Halvorsen, a solemn Swede with
3 idachl, bovine disposition, consti
tuted the fo’cantle hands, while Bart
McGuffey. a wastrel of the Gibney
type but slower-wltted, reigned su
preme lOv the engine room. Also his
case rgarmbled that of Mr. Gibney In
that McGuffey’s Job on the Maggie
was the first he had had in six months
and he treasured R accordingly. For
this reason h0 and Gibney had been
Inell^ibd to fake considerable slack
from Captain Scraggs until McGuffey
discovered that, in all probability, no
engineer* In the world, except him
self, would have the courage to trust
himself within range of the Maggie’s
hollers, and, consequently, he had
Captain Scraggs more or less at his
mercy. Upon Imparting this suspicion
to Mr. Gibney, the latter decided that
it would be a cold day, Indeed, when
his ticket would not constitute a club
wherewith to make Scraggs, ^s Gib
ney expressed It, “mind his P’s and
Q’s.”
It will he seen, therefore} that mu
tual necessity held this queerly as
sorted trio together, and, though they
quarreled furiously, nevertheless, with
the passage of time their own weak
nesses and those of the Maggie had
aroused In each for the other a curi
ous affection. While Captain Scraggs
frequently “pulled” a monumental
Muff and threatened to dismiss both
Gibney and McGuffey—and, In fact,
occasionally went so far as to order
them off his ship, on their part Gib
ney and MeGuffey were wont to work
the some racket and resign. With the
subsidence of their anger and the re
turn to reason, however, the trio had
a habit of meeting accidentally In the
Bowhead saloon, where, sooner or
later, they were certain to bury their
grudge In a foaming beaker of steam
beer, and return Joyfully to the Mag-
glv. v
Of nil the little ship's ccdnpany,
Neils Halvorsen. colloquially desig
nated as “The Squarehead,” was the
only Individual who was. In truth and
In fact, his own man. Nells was
steady. Induttrlous, faithful, capable,
and reliable; any one of a hundred
deckhand Jobs were ever open to
Nells, yet, for some reason best known
to himself, he preferred to stick by
the Maggie. In his dull way It Is
prohnhlc that he was fascinated by
the agile Intelligence of Mr. Gibney,
the vitriolic tongue of Captain
Scraggs, and the elephantine wit 4nd
grizzly hear courage of Mr. McGuffey.
At any rate, he delighted In hearing
them snarl and wrangle.
However, to return to the Maggie
which we left, entering the tule fog
a few miles north of Pilar point:
CHAPTER II.
Captain Scraggs and The Square-
head partook first of the hum and
eggs, coffee and bread, which the
*kipper prepared. Scraggs then pre
pared u similar meal for Mr. Gibney
and McGuffey, set It In the oven to
keep wann, and descended to the en
gine room to relieve McGuffey for din
ner. Neils at the same time took the
course from Mr. Gibney and relieved
the latter at the wheel. By this time,
darkness had descended upou the
world, and the Maggie had entered
the ing; following her custom she pro
ceeded in absolute silence, although as
a partial offset ,to the extreme liability
to collision svlth other coastwise craft,
due to the non-whistling rule aboard
the'Maggie, Mr. Gibney had laid a
course half a mile Inside the usual
steamer lanes, albeit due to his over
whelming desire (pr peace he had
neglected to inform his owner of this;
the honest fellow proceeded upon the
hypothesis Jhat what* people do not
know is not apt to trouble them.
Captain Scruggs read the log and
reported the mileage to Mr. Gibney,
who figured with the stub of a pencil
on the pilot house wall, wagged his
head, and appeared satisfied. “Better
go for’d,” he ordered, “an’ help The
Squarehead oti the lookout. At eight
o’clock we ought to be right under the
lee o’ Point San Pedro; when I whistle
we ought to catch the echo thrown
back hy the cliff. Listen for It.”
Promptly at eight o’clock Mr. Mc
Guffey was horrified to see his steam
gauge drop half a pound as the Mag
gie’s siren sounded. Mr. Gibney stuck
his ingenious head out of the pilot
-house and listened, but no answering
etdio reached his ears. “Hear any
thing?” he bawled.
-^Heard the Maggie’s siren,” Captain
Scraggs retorted venomously.
Mr. Gibney leaped out on deck, .se
lected a small head of cabbage from a
broken crate and hurled It forward.
he was worried. The fog. If anything
was thicker than ever
Time passed. Suddenly Mr. Gibney
thrilled electrically to a shrill yip from
Captain Scraggs.
"What's that?" Mr. Gibney bawled.
“I dunno. Sounds like the surf
Gib.”
“Ain’t you been on this run long
enough to know that the surf don’t
sound like nothin' else In life but
breakers?” Gibney retorted wrathfuHy.
“I ain’t certain, Gib.”
Instantly Gibney signaled McGuffey
for half speed ahead.
“Breakers on the starboard bow,"
yelled Captain Scraggs.
“Port bow,” The Squarehead cor
rected him.
“Oh, my great patience!” Mr. Gib
ney groaned. “They’re on both bows
an’ we’re headed straight for the
beach. Here’s where wfe all go to the
devil together,” and he yankM wildly
at the signal wire that led to the
engine room, with the intention of
giving McGuffey four bells—the signal
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Then he sprang hack into the pilot
house and straightened the Maggie on
her course again. He leaned over the
Hppacle. with the cuff of his wafeh-
coai^wiping away the moisture on the
glass, and studied the instrument care
fully, “I don't trust the danged thing,"
lie muttered. “Guess I’ll haul her off
a coupler points an’ try the whistle.,
again.” -
He did. Still no echo. He was in
clined to believe that Captain Scraggs
had not gead the tsffrall log corrj&ctiy,
and when a r eight-thirty he tried the
whistle agajn he was still without re
sults in tbe wfcy of an echo from the
cliff, allied the engine room howler
brought him several of a profuse char
acter from the perapiring McGuffey.
“We’ve passed Pedro," Mr. Gibney
<tecided. He ground his cud and mut
tered ugly thlnga to himself, for bis
dead reckoning had gone astray and
But No Answering Echo Reached Hie
Ears.
nlxtard the Maggie for full epeed
astern. At the second Jerk the wire
broke, hut not until two bells had
sounded in the engine room—the signal
for full speed ahead. The efficient
McGuffey promptly kicked her wide
open, and the Fates decreed that,
having done so, Mr. McGuffey should
forthwith climb the ladder and thrust
his head out on deck for a breath of
fresh air. Instantly a chorus of
shrieks up on the fo’castie head at
tracted his attention to such a degree
that he failed to hear the engine room
howler as Mr. Gibney blew frantically
Into- It.
Presently, out of the hubbub for
ward, Mr. McGuffey heard Captain
Scraggs waU_Irani!ca 11 jr,^ -‘iStop her!
For thf love of heaven, atop her r In
stantly the Miglneer dropped back Into
the englng room and set the Maggie
full speed astern; then he grasped the
howler gnd held It to his ear.
“Stop her!” he heard Gibney shriek.
“Why In blazes don’t you stop her?"
“She’s set astern, Gib. She’ll ease
up in a minute.”
"You know it!" Gibney answered
significantly.
Th3 Maggie climbed lazily to the
crest of a long oily roller, slid reck
lessly down the. other side, and took
the following sea over her taffrnil.
She still had some head on, but very
little—not quite sufficient to give her
decent steerage way, ns Mr. Gibney
discovered when, having at length com
municated his desires tn McGuffey,
he spun the wheel frantically In tr-bc-
lated effort to swing the Maggie’s ditty
nose out to sea.'
“Nothing doin’,” 3 he snarled. “She’ll
hav£ to come to a - complete stop before
she begins to walk backward and get
steerage way on again. She’ll bump
as sure as death an’ taxes.”
“She’ll bump as sura as
death an’ taxas.”
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
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