The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, April 23, 1943, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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HOT OFF * TM* Kmv Compatriots of mine down In the l.oothland, Florida, to be precise?are It itmu their finger nails, bluehlng deep d and shuddering with a violence of of the barrage of Ineulta heaped upon E j,tterbufl speclallet. And all because Ithem by northern visitors who are Eeeking to get extra gas to drive Komc on* m m 9 m Yes folks?Florida?that advertised and of romance, sunshine and whls-j Eteriag palms. Is getting u swell raking j Ever by 'be northern folks. Florida is loo hot," "too damp," "bad for fallen J liroheif," "??<> place to have a child torn." '"unhealthy," "too far from the f laiin." and "can't vote republican". Ln. a few of the excuses offered on ?li,t part of those who seek to shako |lH. dust >nff the alleged sunshine |tatt< from their footsies. I California sunshine in which one Ian bath with enervating results was smother excuse given by a- Santa' Monica lady. * I a New Yorker, owner of a Model r Kord said: "Why, I'm patriotic. I lave a '(iod Bless America' sign on fcjy car. It will help morale if I drive borne." H? didn't get the gas. Board officials were tempted to brant the requost of an excited Oklahoma business man who excleaimed: i ri've got to have gas to get home. Florida may vote Republican. .I'm a Roosevelt man." Another man threatened,'to with|raw his support for his mid western [ongressman who allegedly' promised tim enough gasoline for the northern rip A Vermont "farmer" is still here, nvestigations showed he had only a arden with a few beans and radishes ast year at his Green Mountain estate.! No one can get gasoline If he came j rom one of the 17 eastern states I ft.r hist August 22 or from other reas after December 1, except per-! jns with bona fide ailments. Spring, according to ration board fficials, has even made the north, ners cognizant of ailments from ! leumatism, requires rest in the moun1 ns. to bronchitis, backaches and ' )8e bleeds requiring northern cllm- ! e?. ii i ? ???a?? And speaking of radio offerings. Jack Kenny's show dropped from fourth to twelfHh place In the Hooper ratings while the great man was out with a cold. All right folks? We also refuse to commeut. Happened to be standing at the corner of Broad and DeKalb streete last Wednesday afternoon when the fire siren sounded. 8eems to me that a year or so ago there was a lot of talk from the police to the effect tha< when the sirens sound, motorists must Immediately pull up to the curb and j stap. Believe It or not, we saw about a dozen or more cars In motion when the siren sounded Wednesday last and not a darned one came to a stap ? That particular law wo refer to is about as effectively enforced as the recently passed bow-wow ordinance. Shucks folks, It is unnecessary further to dwell pro and con on the president's switch to milk from secondrun coffee. These grounds have been gone over before. ?. (Sosb, wasn't that a lulu? Exhibited at a penny a smell, a lemon donated by a returned seaman realized thirty shillings for the British Red Croea. That is just about what It would have brought as circus lemon, ade in this country. ? * Help! Help! Help! Dade of Park Ridge Help! Wo need material for this column. For the past few weeks, a cheap carnival lias been holding forth on Hutledgo street. This carnival pays a license of $15 a week to operate. The cheap trash In shows offered takes many nicklos, dimes and quarters from poor peoplo who patronize them. This corner does not believe the city should permit that kind of trash to exhibit in a critical time like this when people should either be conserving their funds or Investing same In legitimate war funds. * * * Over In Sumter, the war fund drive is to be climaxed by a real civic celebration, featuring a street dance with either Tony Pastor or some other big name orchestra playing, several stage shows and some other attractions. The program will begin on July 30 and extend through May 1. We hope the Sumter people respond better than the Camden citizenry responded to the call for a mass meeting last Friday in the grammar school auditorium. This also was a part of the war fund campaign in Kershaw county and I am ashamed to say that only 43 people turned out.* * This writer sticks his neck out to suggest to the drive committee that a war fund dance might not be a bad idea right here In Camden. Mayor McCorkle can secure that sweet musical group from Shaw Field for a small sum of money and we know that with the success that featured this Shaw Field music at the police ball, that there would be a big turnout of dancers should this musical group return. Why not give It a try? had a prayer all his own. "O L?ord." he prayed, "please distribute the enemy's shots like the pay?mostly among the officers." i * * t liy the way, rationing is certainly playing havoc with ,slang. What in the world Is golug to happen to the man who always knew which side hh? bread wua buttered on? The feminine touch is becoming more and jnoro prevalent in rudio, as job after Job once \hfdd by men is opened by the existeucos of war to members of the fair sex. We got quite a chuckle from reading in the Now York Times that the hair-chested scripts of "The Ixmo Hanger" are now being created by a couple of girls. ' The Now York agency which produces Walter Winchel's program is reported to be embroiled with Winchell over the alleged trimming of his scripts. The agency has not broken any record volubility on the point, but If we were an agency producing Wincheli's show we might be inclined to become a bit fearful lest the news hawk's decided opinions should alien-, ate tlie many llktuners who don't agree with him. The WPB has released electric refrigerators for general sale. Also, it Iras given Its permission for the manufacture of more can openers. Wo' wonder if food can be far behind? In the always lively field of mariilal relations, the question of the hour lir whether the housojhuslmnd Is entitled to her pay envelope entact or can she keep the over time. ? * * Before abandoning the subject of (landhi for this year wo would like to know if the Mahatma's culler is expected to wear the guest towel. m 9 m Tho tourning point in the war seems to be a matter of taste or opinion. Many think the Fuehrer's number one mistake was not knowing Russia was loaded. Yes verily, while viewing a mammoth transport plane perched In the wide open spaces of a swampy area of the Kingdom of Lugoff is not exactly an oddity?getting to the scene of the forced landing of this giant parachutists chariot of the sky really provoked a sort of odd sensation. * In tho first place, tho big plane! landed In an area that was .almost inacessible. but we did manage after devious rambling over the landscape to reach the objective. And when we arrived, there wasn't a soul to be seen. The plane showing the scars of the forced landing was alone in its glory. The jump door, or whatever you call it was wide open and the interior of the plane was stocked with motor parts, etc. There were evidences of the repair work to be seen on every hand. The motors were missing and probably had been taken down and sent back to the frctory for a general check. ? Anyhow, it was a sight worth see^ ing. Just as we were preparing T(T leave, we saw some men coming out of the swamp brush and rushing for their tents. For there was a small city of tents sprawled out on the landscape west of the narrow trail. How did we get there did you a?k? Well, we had a really smart guide? none other than that bright alert son of Representative John Rabon of Lugoff, who is a student In the Camden High school and who was assigned hte job of taking us there and back. And how that lad does know his Lugoff. *s Says the little girl in the office, who knits lovely sweaters and sturdy socks, "It's a good thing we had the Rabon boy?otherwise we might be still roaming the' wilderness In the green jalopy." Oh yes, forgot to mention, that one of the parachutists who leaped from the plfine in the epic battle of the Waterfee, had his chute caught on a wing and when the plane came down he was dragged for some distance. J He was dead when picked up. One flyer told us that he probably died as he was dragged?through the air by the plane and life was extinct when he hit the ground. We hope it was that way. State Theatre I Kershaw, s. C. I j friday, april 23 "Flying fortress" I Richard Gfeene--Carla I/ehmann I [ SATURDAY, APRIL 24 "outlaws of pine | ridge" Eton "Red" Barry Sat., April 24, 10:30 p. m. I j "MARGIN OF ERROR" Joan Bennett-Milton Berle I j Mon.-Tues., April 26-27 I "the amazing mrs. i holuday" Deanna Durbln-Edmund O'Brien I wednesday, april 28 i "varsity show" j Dick Powell-Fred Waring thursday, april 29 j "casablanca" | | Humphrey I&gtt't-!i>gr1<LW'"^R Bergman ' Matinee?-Adults 25c; children I j under 12, 11o Evening?Adults, 80s; children I j t . under It, lie * ( j / * 0 ' * *- , > ~ ... 1 * ~ 4 i ,... , ^ r- .S ?.V # * * . t Roses and Thorns 1 I The most staggering report to reach | I in many moons says that Blng rosby will have the role of Will Rogi in the forthcoming film biography that well loved American. Offhand, hat do you think of the choice? We in't either. CHRONODDITIES The self-appointed guardians of our ilves have gone a little beyond that. How you ask? By rationing the size of coffins. Which means that the poor corpse will have to adapt itselt according or put up with the squeeze. A question that a large number of the dumb people are asking is "When, will the learned gentlemen discover the correct measurements for crackpots?" ? We like this one. A young soldier I You Haven't Seen Anything Until I You See the I NORTON SISTERS BEAUTIFUL GIRLS I APPEARING WITH I Tony Pastor And His Orchestra AT THE NEW ARMORY FRIDAY, APRIL 30 I FOR THE RED CROSS FUND I ?LET'S PUT 'EM OVER THE TOP? I Kennedy Insurance Agency CAMDEN, S.-C. H 3S25SSE555SSESE2SS2S2S252]^^^^^^?^ B 'r / '' * > ^B * ^ . .a -j/" Skipper's Bifocals Watching George Little strut hie kill at decorating the lobby of the Camden theater. Reminding me of the fact that George le really quite a versatile chap. Not only ie he a decorator, par-excellence, but he la also master of ticket selling, taking and tearing up and between times he runs the office over at Tiny Redfearn's flivver plant. m m So many folks sorrowful over the liassing of John Pan ley Villlplgue. This corner has known Can toy for over woven years and we had a go ifnine affection for him. Never heard Oantoy say an unkind word about a soul and believe it or not, you don't find many people of that type. We're going to miss Ountey and his Konlal smile and hello. God rest bis soul. ? * * Whoops my dear?did it rain Sunday night and Monday? Or did It? Awakening after a beautiful dream of hearing rain patter on the roof of my fishing shack .up on a Wisconsin lake and finding Itsy bitsy drops of water sneaking through the plaster overhead and dropping covly on my manly brow. ess Mooting Tom Ancruin who shook a prattler's tail and ubout a dozen rat-J tiers under my nose, Big dog nearby,' hearing rattling, stood up and growled, his hair standing on end. * Greeting Johnny Cannon, who burst into the office carrying bundles of, publicity matter' and plx of the Tony Pastor orchestra. m m w And,listen folks?we know of people Who traveled a thousand miles to hear Tony Pastor in New York. You! don't have to travel more than a mile or so when the "Band of 1942" comes to town April 30. Just wander out to the new armory and spend an evening of rare pleasure In listening to the music of the Pastor Band and | in watching the dancers gyrate about the dance floor. Ain't wo got fun I Seeing Willie Halle Clarkeson and other members of the Clarkeson I family at the hospital. Also Bill Bates and Mrs. Bates. Wondering who was ill. Then cheering when told that Ann Clarkeson Bates, a fine girl, who used to work In this office, had just become the mother of a lovely little daughter. Congratulations Ann and Bilk * Glad to see Officer Seoborn of the State police . back ' on the job after a two weeks' illness. Mister Seeborn is one of the finest of the fine in the copper line. Buy War Bonds artd Stamps Camp-Hospital Service Council Uy Mrs. John Devlue On Wednesday, April 14, there was ield at the Columbia Air llaae a meeting of the executive committee of the Camp and Hospital Service Council of Central South Carolina, which Is a branch of the Red Cross. Repreaentat ivea were present from all the counties of this part of the state, Kershaw Couflty being represented by Col Iv C Von Vresckow, local chairman, Miss ()|l\e Whlttredge. Mr. M. H. Hey man and Mrs. John Devlue The council was cnertalned at luuchoou at the Offlowi" club and a number of the high racking personnel of the camp were present, includiug Col (illbert T. Collar, the base adjutant After the meeting Col. Collar took the Camden group on a most interesting: tour of the camp, showing them all of the camp facilities that can bo shown to civilians. This council was formed under the Red Cross al>out a year ago for the purpose of supplying comforts to the enlisted men in the various camps In this vicinity, and tho committee meets monthly at the different camps. The army supplies the men with all necessities, the U.S.O. supplies places of recreation for the men when outside tho camps, but there had been no organization for supplyliiK recreation facilities, except movies and recreational rooms for convelescents, for the men in the camps. The first projects were: Supply'ng comforts to tho men in the various post hospitals, supplying athletic paraphenulla. and third, furnishing the recreation rooms. This third project has boon the on? that the Camden branch has been working at. Tho army builds the rooms, one for each company, but does not furnish them. These rooms are the only places where a soldier can comfortably play games, write letters, read, relax in an easy chair and enjoy some of the comforts of homo. The Camden committee is asking for small donations of money which may be sent to Mr. M. H. Iloymun, treasurer, and also for donations of furnlturo, books, magazines, books of songs, lamps and games. The third Camden room Is nearly finished and the committee hopes to proceed with the work If the people of Camden are sufficiently interested to cooperato. ( ?~ j King Cotton Goes To War! Clenutou, April.?-Cotton goes to war to fill 260 vital iumhIh for our arme<t forces, declares H. A. Woodle Clem* hoii extension agronomist, in tho new Clemson Extension Circular 23t>, King Cotton Goes to War! In the now publication Mr. Woodle offers pointers proven to ho essential In producing high yields of quality [cotton by successful cotton farmers and winners in the annual cotton contest. Circular 220 is attractively Illustrated with cartoon drawings showing how cotton goes to the fighting fronts with the armed forces. It is free upon request to county agents or the Clemson Publications department. The bazaar is usually one of the Chief monuments' of a Mohauiedan city. conrams wire sa>"Man too busy to watch health soon have plenty f ! time on hands." Vour good health Is your biggest business and social investment. it deserves your moat serious attention. To enjoy lja benefits to tho utmost, come in and let ua show you what conditioning and preventive chiropractic treatments can do for you. Learn how easy it la to keep your health abovo par wltjti the aid of your chiropractor. DR. T. W. KNIGHT 1203 Lyttleton St. - Tel. 348 I fere's how a I f BUS IN SOUTH CAROLINA I help*"""BATTLE IN TUNISIA | It looks just like it always did?that Greyhound you see loading up at the terminal in your town?but it's bound on a "military mission", just as surely as if it were rolling in a convoy down a mountain road in Tunisia. Tools of war have to be built before battles are won?and workers have to be transported to rthe war plants that are Supplying our growing armies. That's a big part of Greyhound's wartime duties ? getting workers to work, often many miles from their homes. Then, there are soldiers to carry to and from training camps or other military centers?on duty and on leave. And there are many others whose travel is essential to full war effort. If on some occasion Greyhound service isn't quite as convenient or comfortable as in the past, please remember that the war effort - comes first?that the job of whipping the Axis has to be done at home as well as abroad. With Victory will consge finer service than ever. ^ BUS TERMINAL ;Xc .,f ^?^TaO^H\ Telephone 249 * East DeKalb Street & .' *lL V'f a- .. .A^aV-. '-/-< - ^aahn&v*.-- . * -v.-> ? I-.-,,_...- ' .* /? * ' .X vS3