The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, June 12, 1942, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
IhOT OIF THE Kit* I
I^THE SKIPPER. I
lleuil of mine who has been in
iKorth and visited a number of
Kgbt clubs along Broadway, telle
M,tl about the eaeleat way to get
i CiniuK for the latest dance steps
tip over a bee hive.
j you ever hear the story of the
: ttber who walked into a tavern
be course of his welfare work
^ ordered a glass of milk? By mis1^^
,e was served a milk punch.
Irinking it the preacher lifted
,8 upward and murmured, ''Oh
vital a cow!"
i iu Slick's place the other
01l we were sitting around
g dopes und spinning yams.
got quite a laugh when we
out the ventriloquist who ata
uegro funeral. What hapwhen
the ventriloquist exerted j
>uliar powers was told by an-,
negro at the cemetery.
I sub." he reported, "when
egius to lower Rastus into de
he says. "Let me down easy
they go ahead and bury hlm?"|
a listener. j
in de world does I know? I
pack!"
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i detiuitiou of a golf ball Is:
ill white Indented object which
s on the tee while a perspirizeu
fans it vigorously with a
:lub."
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weet young thing iu a class
t the Camden high school leaner
to inquire of the youth in
xt seat. "What are the initials
International Youth Quorum?"
uth replying, "I. Y. Q." Sweet
thine. "Aw, gee, I. Y. Q. too!"
ild. who is always godd for a
wit dropped in to tell us about
inister who was just closing
s in his church and said, "And
line, brethren, let us pray. I
k brother John to lead.'*
ler John (awakening from a
"It's not my lead. I just
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aLo advises me that a wovo?
ahulary is said to be about
ord-. "Small inventory, but
ink of the turnover," said Don.
OR A FACT :
y: notice the front of the
tb'-ater last week when the
ilarii.ir picture constituted the
o-re>j?tance on the program?
<i: i not, you missed a nifty
: >! the \car film. Manager
md had the front of the theater
iulwarkvd with bags of sand?sort
' th air-raid precautionary idea.
tor a fact?the picture grossed
he bias. <t gate of any picture ever
hown at the popular Broad street
lickt-r place.
That is a rather novel idea the
heater manager has of keeping his
'atrons out of the sun and rain?
a larg.. tanvas canopy extendirfg out
over th?- walk iu front of the theater.
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Mm Zemp, the ever-pleasant boss
?t the DeKalb Pharmacy has been
doing some face lifthig^ withyttte front
?f his store. New paint j^D even to
80m? really outstanding signsTMJood
M Mm. '
The Allen shoe repair uud shine
parlor, formerly located on DeKalb
atroet has been moved to the Nettles
store on Broad street?the shop formerly
occupied by the Knoud tack
establishment.
Dolly and Hhetta are kept busy
watering their window garden on the
DeKalb street side of the Corner
Hook store these hot days. The bit
of green adds a note of comfort to
an otherwise very hot atmosphere.
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The many friends of Mrs. Carrie
Wooten, who recently closed her tea
shop on DeKalb street, will be glad
to know that she is opening a modern
tea shop at the Ivy Lodge.
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By the way?have you blked yet.
I notice that the government is permitting
the sale of several hundred
thousand bikes. Better get yours
friends, because the war will last several
years and u two-wheel Jalcpy
|may come in mighty handy in about
j ten or twelve months from now. And
j besides?think what it does to your
l figure. Since I took to pedaling my
j own sturdy steed over the asphalt
of our fair city, I have punched a
new hole in my belt and shed some
seven pounds of weight.
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Looks as if the Columbia Merchants
I Association sort of slipped something
over on the mercantile groups in the
smaller towns in this area. The Columbia
stores will close Saturday,
July 4, in observance of Independence
1 Day. The stores in the smaller townB
?Camden included, will observe Monday,
July 6, by closing all day. And
| we'll bet, rubber and gas restrictions
considered, there will be an influx of
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small town shoppers into the Columj
bia stores Monday.
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| From that neck of the woods, we
came from, the Fourth of Jluy is celeebrated
on the Fourth of July, with
only one exception to the rule, that
j being when the Fourth comes on Sunday,
then Monday becomes the day
! for observance.
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| Here is sad news for the taxi own:
ers. A news story, appearing under
ia Washington date line Sunday, announces
that operating mileage restrictions
will be imposed on taxis,
j trucks and buses. Details which will
I be announced later will embrace
I methods whereby taxi operations will
; be curtailed. One will involve a flat
j order to make a certain reduction
Jin mileage, another will limit the
uses for which a taxi may bo put, a
third will limit inter-city operations
'and limit the distance a taxi may operate
from its garage. Sightseeing
trips by taxis will also be prohibited.
j In the eastern area where gasoline
is rationed, restricted vehicles will be
allowed only enough gas to carry out
;the operations permitted under their
mileage allowance. ?
if ROSES and THORNS j
Apropos of the effort being made
by the Chamber of Commerce to seI
cure a citation for heroism to Doro|
thy and Edwin Horton, who died in a
1 brave attempt to save the life of their
j older brother, Wardlaw, who was
drowning in Beaver Creek, the CarI
negie Fund commission has takeu a
most unusual viewpoint of the tragedy.
In other words, the commission
refuses to consider the case because
the act of heroism on the part of the
two children was prompted by "ties
of consanguinity."
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In other words, ladies and gentle
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men. you have to wave the life of
someone not related to you before
the commission will eveu couslder
the matter of a citation or awurd,
No matter by what act of heroism
a person may be guilty, eveu If It
involved the saving of a dozen Uvea, i
If the parties Involved are blood relatives,
yoy cannot interest the oommlsslon.
Or, according to the rules of the
commission, if a man save his wife,
or a wife suve her husband In some
heryly oct^ the coinmlssion would not
be Interested. Hut if a man savb another
man's wife, or visa versa, then
the act will be considered.
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Well, even tho the Caruogie commission
refuses to consider the request
for consideration of the Hoi ton
matter,, Dorothy, Curtis, Edwin and
Maureen Hortou have the tribute of
the world as to their bravery and
heroism.
Sport Potpourri
BY THE SKIPPER
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What did we tell you? Iu substance,
that high school baseball so far as
Class A teams are concerned, was
a mess in the Palmetto State this
past season. We bused our judgment
upon tho Class A title going to the
Darlington team, which in our humble
estimation was a long, long way
from tho Tipperary of champions.
It took an alert and neat playing
Class 13 title holder, the Hennettsville
highs to uncork the conceit of the
Darlington bubble. Yes slr-e-e-e, ttttoe
lads from up iu Bennettsville smacked
the A champs where it hurt most?
right iu the center of the conceit
part of their craulums. They blitzed
the A champs 8 to 0 as 2,000 popeyed
fans look on.
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The game was staged as a benefit
to raise funds to purchase athletic
equipment to replace that destroyed
in the recent fire that razed the Bennettsville
high school.
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Paul Bowers, tho Bennettsville
hurler, gave up but four hits, walked
only one opponent and fanned 11.
Byrd. the highly touted Darlington
mound ace was nicked for eight blows,
two being home runs.
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Folks, that 2,000 attendance figure
sure sounds like a real American
turnout. It bears out what a Scranton,
Penn., baseball official told me
last spring?that Bennettsville was
the best dog-gone training camp his
team had ever located in. All we can
add is "Hats off to Bennettsville".
The Bennettsvllle lads were sports
enough to give the Darlington champs
another chance, even to playing a
game 011 the Darlington pasture.
Again did the Bennettsvile talent demonstrate
they are In a class several
steps up the ladder over the Darllngton
level by winning 6 to 3. The win
gave Bennettsvllle a record of 25 wins
out of 26 starts. They closed the regular
season with a record of 21 consecutive
victories. Yes sir, folks, our
hats off to Mike Caskey and his baseball
lads.
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Why in blazes cannot Camden put
together a baseball team such as
Bennettsvllle offers? Camden is
larger, has a fine base ball plant but
for several years past, our baseball
has been rather off color.
Council For Defense Will
Sponsor Big Community Event
(Continued from first page)
American flags and bunting, adding
a real fourth of July atmosphere to
the event.
Early indications of the working
out of the program points to one of
the most auspicious patriotic affairs
in Camden history. Commander Shannon
believes that there will be well
over 1,000 people In the mammoth
parade and he looks for Hampton Park
to be filled with patriots who desire
to take part in the singing, and to
listen to the stirring words of Dr.
Jacobs.
Need a Laxative?
Take good old
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*U over the South
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' For Headacha,
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and D i r zV
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cramps,
headache, distress
of "irregularities,"
a bloated feeling, so tired, weak
?due to functional monthly disturbances?try
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Vegetable Compound?
It's made especially for women
and famous to help relieve such
monthly distress. ?
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month?Pinkham's Compound
helps build up resistance against
such symptoms. Thousands Upon
thousands benefited! Follow te^e^lre^tons^Worth^rirbv^^
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Total War
Washington. June 8.?''Congress has
given the President every dollar and
uviil'y 4aw he hus asked for defense
purposesSpeaker Sam It ay hum has
said. "*
In dollars this amounts to almost
one hundred and sixty billion dollars
sluce jlune 1940. Thirty five and a half
billion dollars ha,ve been provided
for airplanes, thirty-two billion for
tauks and guns, nineteen and a half
billions for miscellaneous munitions,
sixteen billions for industrial facilities,
fifteen and u half billions for
cantonments, depots, etc., nearly six
billions for stock pile and food exports,
nearly five billions for pay and
subsistence of the armed forces, over
a billion for housing, over six and
a half billions for odds und ends necessary
to the war program.
We are inclined to be impatient,
to expect miracles. It takes time to
turn a nation of peaceful people Into
a nation of lighters?though Pearl
Harbor went a long way toward doing
that overnight. It takes time to
turn plans on paper Into combat material
and to transport that mnterlal
to the battlefronts of the world. But
every form of production for war is
ahead of the schedule which we set
a year ago, and the work Is sveeding
up and guinlng more momentum.
Three Fronts
We are lighting a three-sided warwar
on the Held of arms, war under
the plant roofs, and war on the nation's
farms. To win this war wo
are raising great forces of soldiers
and sailors, great labor armies and
huge troops of farm workers. If any
,ohe of these armies fail, all will fail.
Two years ago few more than 1,000,000
persons were employed in defense
industries. Now the Man Power
Commission figures 10,600,000 men
and women are working in war plants
and associated services. There are
53,500,000 gainfully employed outside
the military establishments. And
about 10,790,000 are working on farms.
Only 3,000,000 of America's 130,000,000
are now without jobs.
Food Control
A Food Requirements Committee
with complete control over all civilian
and military food supplies has
been Bet up by War Production Chief
.Donald M. Nelson. Headed by Agriculture
Secretary WIckard, It will
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have the authority to step up or limit i
domestic production and importation,
of foodstuffs. The decisions of tho'
new committee are expected to affect
the eating habits of every person In
tho country.
Th? 18-19 Group
The President has set Juno 30 hs
the registration date for young men'
between the Ag?s of 18 and 19 and
those who reached their 20th biithday
between December 30, 1941 and
Juno 30, 1942. The 18-19 group 1h not
subject to military service, but the'
20-year olds can be called and probably
will bo called. The army la pushing
for lowering tho minimum ago
to include this group on the ground
that the Navy and Marino Corps were
getting these men who wore younger
and better fitted physically by volunteer
enlistments. About 625,000 youths'
will bo available Immediately in the
20-yoar group, and about 3,000,000 In
tho 18-19 group would bo avallnble
if congress should lower the age limit
so as to take in these youngsters.
Put congress Is loathe to do this unless
It can be shown that Buch a pro-'
cedure Is absolutely necessary.
Cutting Red Tape
In an effort to speed the operations
both afloat and ashore, a move
has been begun by the Navy to eliminate
all possible "paper work". The
number of typewriters and mimeograph
and inuliigraph machines
throughout the forces will be cut by
at least 50 per cent and clvl^an uxe-l
cutlves and sub-chiefs will be promoted
for curtailing their forces and
work rather than Increasing them.
Battleships now carry a battery of
59 typewriters each, and even patrol
planes carry at least one. The curtailment
of reports and correspond*
ence will leave officers and men more
time to train and to tight.
NIK 1HM SNEER Off HIS FACE /
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Dr.Seuss \ ^ S /
Roy
WAR SAVINGS BONDS & STAMPS
U. it. Trtvt*ry
Wild Dog Killed;
Two More Escape
One of tho three dogs which have
been killhiK hogs, goats and other
livestock In the White street section
of tho city was shot and killed about
2 o'clock Tuesday morning by W. I.
Satterwhite and Cal House and was
placed on exhibition in front of the
police station Tuesday.
The dog wus a queer spectmeu and
appeared to be a cross either be*
twoon a German police and some
other breed of dog or wolf. No ouo
of the crowd which saw the dog
could identify the breed.
For about two weeks now the dogs
had been playing havoc in that section
of the city. Several hogs, including
one belonging to Cheif of
Police Montgomery, had fallen vie*
tlms to thom. Several goats uud oue
yearling also had been killed by them.
An Intensive hunt was lauifobed
for the dogs and Saturday night one
of them was shot at but the shot
went wild. They seemed to como
along ubout 2 o'clock every morning.
Tuesday morning some fifteen or
twenty people were waiting for them
in that seotlon near the l)uko Power
Company's sub-station. True to form
they came trotting along ubout 2
o'clock. Tho posse opened tire on them
and ouo fell dead. The other two
oscttpod.
The dogs are very wild and make
no effort to attack human beings.?
lainouster News. ? y
Save Materials
To save all posslhlo materials nnd
effort available for immediate war
production, top officials of tho War
Production Hoard and the War and
Navy Departments have established
broad principles governing all wartime
construction. The program means
that no new plants will be built unless
they are absolutely essential. In
the light of existing shortages, it Is
felt to bo necessary to put materials
and effort into planes, ships, tanks
uud guns now, rather than put them
Into plants which would not produce
fighting weapons until a much later
date.
T ravel
We will have to curtail any vacation
travel this year?possibly oliminate
It altogether. Tho office of Defense
Transportation has started a survey
of Inter-clty bus and rail travel rai
tlonlng and has alreudy placed bus
: service between Washington and New
'York on a war footing.
Fountain pens and automatic pencils
used up to 2,800 tons of steel
last year, enough for 430,000 shells
for 75 mm field guns.
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NEW
AND MORE
LIBERAL CAR
RATIONING
RULES
wcwitty
by 0. F. A.
now moko It modi
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easier Tor eiigioie
boyon to got
delivery of now
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You need the good, dependable, long-term transportation
a new Chevrolet will give you.... A fine new car with
new tires?new battery?new parts?and with Chevrolet's
outstanding economy of operation and upkeep.
Rationing regulations have been relaxed and liberal*
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ized ?itvs much eas/er to get delivery now than it hai~
been for months. Better see us?today!
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Phone 123 N. Brjpad St ? Canjden, S. C.