The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, November 28, 1941, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
HOT Off THE KEYS
JtyVK. SKIPPER.
[ Well, now that the football season
I, over and tho "In the Huddle" eolH
uiuti must be tossed into the ash can,
we at'' going to have to think of some
Bother caption to take care of eques
,, basketball and other wiuter
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Afi : i period of elation over the
manner in* which the Camden football
B tg]ent routed a wrocking crew from
I Caffnev. we are going to settle down
B ,h|3 tine Saturday afternoon and try
B sod di*h tip some dopo on tho serious
B tide of life. You'll pardon us if we
B get a bit facetious at times.
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For instance, wo noted in the headB
lines the past week some Interesting
I items. A Durango, Colo; movie house
I manager packed his theater by giving
B each male person a free kiss from his
I favorite usherette. An Ohio church
I committee slips a dollar into one
B hymnal each Sunday to stimulate atI
tendanc e. A Nashville preacher does
a roaring marriage business by re
cording the ceremonies free of charge
B and presenting each couple with a
souvenir disc.
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B Gosh all hemlock?what do you
I think would happen If a tavern offerI
ed a kiss from Its waitresses to its cus
tomers. The chances are some re
lormers would cheerfully recommend |
the proprietor bo drawn und quartered.
What would happen If a dollar
hill were (dipped into a couple of
sandwiches each day to stimulate food
trade. Some one would probably file
charges of every count from mayhem
to counterfeiting.
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The women's bowling champion up
in Wisconsin got a divorce because
her husband's activities made her nervous
and impaired her bowling skill.
We'll bet the husband got tired of
hearing the old lady boast.?
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There is an old saying that the only
certain things in lifo are death and
taxes. The only difference these days
is that death isn't 15 per cent tougher
each y.ear.
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California and Florida take notice
please. A recent compilation of
health statistics shows that Connecticut
is the healthiest state in the
Union. Rhode Island is second and
Wisconsin third.
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Now to be real serious. When one
man in a national emergency rises to
defy the legal authority of the United
StateB government it is something for
all us Americans to think about. John
L. Lewis lias defied the national defense
board. Thereby he has precipitated
a climax In the effort of the
President to develop American production
without Interference by labor
leaders on questions of Jurisdiction or
personnel. The suggestion thut fed.
oral troops may be brought Into the
situation and perhaps the mines soiled
recalls the short work which the
late President Theodore ltoosevelt
made of a similar situation when John
Mitchell was the mine worker's president.
Perhaps we shall tlnd whether
I'nclo Sam Is still the boss of his own
household. And It ib very possible
thnt John f, TpwIr wttrttnrt Thrtt TTu*
kid gloves of Franklin 1). ltoosevelt
really conceal a mailed fist.
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That church organization down at
Toledo, Ohio, that burned Moin Kumpf
Hltoler's book, may have done so as
symbolical evidence of their determination
of Naillsm, but there never
must, grow up an ambiguous the idea
that this is a book-burning country.
Burning books is a Hitler method Inspired
by the same feeling that closes
protesting mouths.
Camden got ft big dose of the maneuvers
over the week end with thousands
of soldiers pouring into the city
from the several camps" Of the "Red
army located adjacent to the city.
Saturday night the Invasion started
and it grew to huge proportions that
night and to even greater on Sunday.
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For the first time in history Sunday
became as any other day of the week,
with stores forced to open Sunday afternoon
and evening to cater to wants
of tho Invaders. Some of the grocery
stores, dime stores, and the like report
a rushing business and this was truo
of drug stores, and tho like. Hong
lines of soldiers awaited a chance to
get into the theaters. All centers
were Jammed, games, and the like
being In evidence in church hall, and
the like.
Trucks of the army lined the curb
an all streets, even in the residential
sections. There were few parking
places for civilian autos. Traffic moved
with funeral slowness and in some
Instances to a snail's pace as traffic
officers and military police made
every effort to avert a complete block-1
ing of movement. Sidew'alks became
milling masses of khaki clad visitors.
The polo game in the afternoon attracted
a big crowd. It was our good
fortune to contact a group of soldiers
from our old home town in Wisconsin
and did they enjoy the polo game?
They did.
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These Badger state lads were the
sons of the world war boys of 1917, all
old and true friends of this writer. We
lot a big kick out of entertainnig the
young men.
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We know now how a sardine must
feel when he Is packed in a can. The
Rutledge street armory was just that
jammed Saturday night.
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Camden hospitality was not found
wanting. All emergencies were met.
And in this connection we want to
quote from a letter received Sunday
from Major Samuel It. Turner. 29th
Infantry division, who wrote from
Fort Bragg as follows:
"On behalf of the officers and enlisted
men of the 29th Infantry Division
may I express our appreciation for
the wonderful treatment accorded our
soldiers during the week-end spent in
your community. Speaking for our
soldiers I can truthfully say that the
hospitality extended to them by the
citizens of Camden has been a revelation,
and is an experience the men
will long remember. Please extend
our thanks to the members of the
committee who so earnestly and untiringly
volunteered to perform the
enormous task of affording adequate
and wholesome recreation for our officers
and men."
MATHER BAFFLES
KINGSTREE, 37-0
Mather's Eagles crushed the Tomilson
eleven on English Field, November
21, 37-0..
With a fiery spirit by the sensational
quarterbacking of Rodolph, who
passed and smashed to the first marker.
the Eagles began -their second
string of victories.
Again, charging vigorously, the
Eagles quelled a potential Kingstree
drive, 8-0.
" In the last half, with consistent
drives that baffled their opponents on
every play, the Mather team scored
at will. The rampaging midget
quarterback kept on the move, and
the game ended with the Eagle
"blizters" deep in the opponent's territory.
All Hall; the Minnesota Gophers
who reign aa America's greatest foot,
ball team.
The Gophers smacked clown a
courageous Wlacoualn team last Saturday
to ring up ft 46 to 6 win. It was
the 17th atralght for the Minnesota
eleven.
Notre Dame alao finished with a
clear record, bumping off Southorn
Cal 20 to 18 In a ding (long battle.
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Michigan and Ohio State tied for
second place honors in the Big Nine
by playing torn 20 to 20 tie.
All of which points to tho fact that
the bowl guinea do not represent thu
elite of football prowess. Minnesota
does not play any post-season games,
nor does Michigan, Ohio State, Notre
Dame and a few others.
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the way. our own Bulldog llnq
coach is one of the coaching staff for
tho north-south Palmetto state fracas
December 12th in Columbia. Lindsay
Pierce is the name folks.
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We really hoped the Bulldogs would
schedule a post-season game, but
Johnny knows best and we are content
to rest on our laurels. But for
that unfortunate Charleston game in
which the best team lost, Camden,
would have had an unblemished record
and undisputed leadership in the
state title claims. As it Is. we have
to divide it with Charleston and several
others.
We hear a lot about au unbeaten1
Newberry High team. Shucks folks,
that team had an ice cream schedule.
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Shu nuff! Tho South Carolina
Gamecocks took a 7 to 6 beating from
Miami university last Friday but that
ain't nothing to what is going to hap
pon tomorrow when the Enright laddies
face the Penn State Lions.
Ouch! !! !
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"LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING"
WITH A GALAXY OF RADIO STARS
Romantic mix-ups. a crooked real
estate scheme that backfires, spectacular
thrills in a runaway plane pervade
the new smash comedy, "Look
Who's Laughing'', to he seen on the
ilaiglar screen Monday and Tuesday.
In its notable cast of radio and film
personalities, the offering stars Kdgar
Hergen, Charlie McCarthy, Fibber Me(lee
and Molly, and Lucille Ball.
Hergen, in his real-life role of a
famed radio ventriloquist, and McCarthy,
as his partner, tire flying away
from business worries and romantic
pangs due to Bergen's secretary getting
engaged to his business manager,
when their plane is forced down In
the mid-western village of Wistful
Vista.
Taken into the home of the town's
Would-be leading citizen and head of
the Chamber of Commerce, Fibber
Mctiee, Bergen becomes interested In
the altruistic efforts of his host and
wife in trying to induce a big airplane
manufacturer 11? locate. This project
is sponsored l>y (lildcrslccvo, u shady
individual wlu> is striving to interest
tlic manufucturer in a site in a rival
village.
Lucille Hall is cast as Logon's
bountiful secretary, while the supporting
cast includes Lee Honnell, as liis
business manager; Dorothy Lovett. as
Miss Hall's best girl friend; Harold
l'eary as (lildersleeve; Charles Halton
as his accomplice, and Neil Hamilton
as the aviation executive. Such
popular radio characters from tho
Fibber Mc(Jee and Molly program as
Mrs. Uppington and Old Timer. Hergen
also introduces Ophelia, a talkative
little doll.
Music Students In Recital
In their first semester recital.
Mather Academy music students will
present a variety of numbers including
vocal and Instrumental solos,
choruses, and ensembles, tonight at
eight o'clock. There is no admission.
The ihstructors of tho department,
Miss Avis Wallace and Mrs. Edith
Carter, are sponsoring the recital.
(' rude school children of Mather will
present the operetta, "Pandora", on
December 5 at eight o'clock.
a ENDS TONIGHT! w
I GENE AUTRY I
^ "Down Mexico Way" p*
Ifilh more laughs than the Columbia road has curves!
I MON.-TUES.!
- And you'll
be 'all-in'
from laughs!
The naughty
- little dummy
and his bash
k ful boss at their
wise-cracking
best!
Wistful Vism
ta's beloved
w blow-hard
and his mer- L
ry mate! A
>y.&
?plus lovely.
^ By Special
Arrangement for the Last Time
SUNDAY ONLY! V
"THE TRAIL OE THE LONESOME PINE'
= HAIGLAR ===
Certainly Has the Shows! Follow the Crowds!
IN A HUDDLE
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"THE SKIPPER"
HAIGLAR ? Monday and Tuesday
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65,000,000 FANS WELCOME THEM!
Here's a sight radio fans well might think they never would see. Left to
right, Molly, Fibber MeGee, Charlie McCarthy and Edgar Bergen, starred in
RKO Radio's new fun feature, "Look Who's Laughing," which also stars
lovely and witty Lucille Ball. For Fibber McGee and Molly, it's their screen
debut. Almost all their Wistful Vista characters appear with them, while
Bergen introduces a new personality, Ophelia, a little doll.
No Shortage in Stamina
THE needs of the defense program
decide how many Buicks
we can 1 uild for you in 1942.
But there js no limit on how well
we may build with the materials at our
command.
So we invite you to look .upon this car
not as you would any ordinary new
model, but as an unusual vehicle built
to square with unusual times.
Check into the strength we have forged
and hammered and wrought into the
frame, the chassis, the drive.
Look into the everlasting comfort which
is provided in soft, all-coil springs.
Dig into the engine, and see how resourceful
engineering has stepped up
the efficiency of valve-in-head design
with Domite pistons and FIREBALL compression
? how it also enables you to
conserve fuel while actually getting more
power through Buick's exclusive Compound
Carburetion.j
You may have little interest normally
in things like connecting
rods and main hearings and
wheel rims.
Hut it is of utmost importance now that
Buick knew how to strengthen rods for
heavier duties without increasing weight
? that Buick found a way to oil-finish
crankshaft journuls so as to double bearing
life under equal loads.
Little of this special ruggedness shows iq
the suave outward look of this trim and
steady-rolling Buick?-the beauty you see
there is merely the garnish ori the solid
substance beneath.
But examine such structural details and
we believe you'll quickly discover
one fact:
While there may be a shortage of cars and
of materials from which to make them,
there's no shortage in stamina in the car9
Buick builds.
And what is more important in
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