The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, January 22, 1937, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
I Nobody's Business
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HCW TO FALL INTO The ARMS
OF MORPHKU9, MY FRIKN08
I .. Several days, ago, I wrote a piece
I hating forth the fact that I waw enI
compassed abomj, with lnsominuU and
I aukud my 7 readers fb kindly suggest
I a remedy or a cure Tor thla dreaded
I and dreadful affUction. I received the
I following auggestlone:
I .."Make your wife massage your head
I for several minutes, then take a hot
bath: retire promptly. Mrs. M. H.
I 'i(Thank you, Mrs. TlYou don't
I mean to have "her" massage me with
la rolling pin. I'm aureT rn ask her,
I but please suggest something 1 can
do myself, (J. M.)
.."Take 2 parts whiskey. 1 part gin,
i part water,parts, or 6 parts won't
hurt, or better whiskey, shake well
I (moulting the mixture), sip 8 sips evlrry
minute: after going to bed, keep
on Kipping. /Your trouble will be wakHing
up! In fact, you won't be Inter Bled
in sleep after the fortieth sip."
(Now, friends, that Bounds like he's
Hgot Komethjng there).
.."Gee, your trouble about counting
^ dicep to bring on sleep IB all wrong.
Hrry counting good looking girls, dress
i] in i ui bobs and bathing suits, Jump
lug into a swimming pool, and imagine
that all of them think you are the
Biinest guy that ever laid awake at
light. Count up to 2 million; you'll
then become so tired of girls, you'll
go into Bweet repose just for spite."
."This is your old friend, Sallle Kin ton
speaking: If you will drink a cup
of very, very hot broth, then Cat a
warm caviar sandwich, after which,
take a walk of about 4 miles to bring
ibout a fast sweat, undress on your
return to the house, go to bed and
-end only 2 pages of the.jCongresslon
l Record, and Presto! you are asleep.
'I'lie Record is the thing that does
^ hc work: it will cure anything if
?ail lung enough).
.Thank you, Friends. I'll try some
t these wonderful "helps." In fact,
will try all of them If you will kind v
furnish the stuff you have men inncd
especially the whiskey and the
rctiy girls. I am not interested in
h<- long walk: that's taboo to start
I appreciate the interest you
avi- shown. I'll start on some of
h-m- doses In 1943, if still awake.
he church row at rehober
church has ended
the rehober church fuss has quiet*
l down to some extent and it now
like the pressent pasture of
Bum*, rev. will waite, will remain as
permanent occupyer of the pullpit
^^B>r the time being. t
.the congregation has benn trying
Br some time to get red of him onner
>unt of they owed him so much back
lllery ansoforth, but he wouldden't
ve up the ship till he was paid and
ey wouldden't pay* him, so ft come
a stalemate, If you know what i
can.
^^ hon. holsum more, the leader of the
ftis. has made the statement that
I rev. waite will forgive his members
r what they owe him that his mem rs
will forgive him for complaining
d will agree to start all over again
tli the. secont Sunday in januwary.
the rightist have tienn with rev.
all along: they are the few
embers that kept their pledges paid
- but that reppersents- only about
I percents of the total audience
ich comes to church when they
nk anny scandal or other stuff of
gosstppy nature will be expounded
his is the time of year for ever 1(ly
to take on new sperrits and
I forwards, rehober could be made
nighty good influence In our midst
he members thereof could be hell
chock with their unruly tongues.
>ut the time everthlng gets to run g
smoothe, someboddy up and says
does something-* unbecoming to a
nerman or lady. h
* t ;i n m -i* -
ov- waite's family is.getting along
Bter than ever.. of the members
Bated some' clothes fpr them en ing
the hollidays that would not
none of their 'own people, and
le they don't fit the reclppercantSj.
beat nothing a powerful lot and
e to kiwer their hldedT'
t yores {mile, *
I- V - V corry spondent
> "\
ie advisory budget commission of
h.Carolina, has recommendations
re the general assembly by jrhich
Btate would expend 170,178,171
ag the fiscal year ending June 30.
and 970,240,975 during tbe year
og June it, 1989.
SIGNS OF ALL KINDS I
ftmden Sign Shop
OppoUt. Court Home
^pooUe Court Homo
Campus Fashion*
Columbia, Jan. IP.?Collegiate f**h r
ion*, m typified oa the University of
8ou)h Carolina campus, are turning
back to the gay '90'* this season according
to a survey of local men's
dress shops which cater to the college
trade.
Fedorg bats and self supporting
garters are leading the parade, tihlrts
with detachable collars of varied hue
are near the top of the list and bow
ties have come back Into their own.
Campus Don Juans are shy of the
ready-made bows and tie their own.
Hearts and ties with matchlug handkerchief
and socks are red hot' this
year, according to the haberdashery
dope.
HultB plain In color and cut will
be the thing for summer wear, and
the law students lean toward the derby
by way of conservative headgear.
Collars witli buttons are as much
in demand as double-breasted top
coats.
Wrist watches and pocket timepieces
find almost equal favor in the
eyes of the sartorially elect on the
campus.
And the latest creation to make its
appearance at the University Is a
backless shirt, rather on the order
of a vest. It's for hot weather wear.
The senate has unanimously passed
a bill granting a pension of |5,000 a
year to Mr*. Grace Coolidge, widow
of the late Presiuent Calvin Coolidge.
Death Sentence For |
Columbia Murderer
Columbia, Jan. 16^-A death sentence
will be given Irvlu Brown, SByear-old
negro who was yesterday
found guilty of the ice-pick stabbing
of a white Insurance agent, T. H.
Bowen, here last August, during a
quarrel over a 20 cent premium policy.
One of the mauy witnesses at the
trial was D. D. Parrot, operator of
the barber shop where the killing occurred,
who testified that he and
Brown, a shine boy, wore In the shop
when Bowen came lu, that after an
argument between Browu and Bowen
in the rear pf the shop they came out
aud he heard the negro ask Bowen
to refund 20 cents. /
Bowen refused, he said, and the
negro puneturdd the tire of Bowen s
cur. The quarrel heightened, and
Brown stuck Bowen In the neck with
an ice pick, Parrott testified.
About 60,000 persons witnessed the
I execution of five Chinese narcotic peddlars
on the broad steps of the worldfamous.
Temple of Heaven at Pleplug,
China. It was the second public execution
of nurcotlc peddlars in the
governiqent's crusade to stop the selling
and use of narcotics in China. At
the same time nearly 10,000 ounces of
seized Illicit narcotics were destroyed
in a big bonfire.
8UPPORT OP THE POLICE
Chief of Police Sturdivant, of Atlanta,
who resigned from office this
week'after 27 years of Horvice, said
of police work: "A policeman's Job
ia no bed of roses and unless ho hut)
confidence and the uupport of lawabiding
citizens he in handicapped in
deulinK with criminals."
All residents of n community know
that Chief Sturdivant spoke truth in
hiu farewell ututomcnt. Ho is retiring
to make way for a new admittlHtratiou
wiiich has promised police re
foj-m, but ho has left something for
the administration and its supporters
to think about.
Bo-culled law abiding citizens olten
give the police force in their cities
little assistance. K&ther than be a
witness in court or Incur the lll-wlll
of those who are not law-abiding,
they refuse "pwmui officers, who were
elected by their votes, the cooperation
their uupport Implied.
The truth is that sometimes these
"law-abiding" citizens are not always
law-abiding. Sometimes they patronize
bootleggers, bet on policy games,
rent property to persons who use it
In violation of law. And if a dive is
discovered on their property and is
closed by the police, they are first to
charge the raiding officers and the
udministrution with persecution. Most
police forces are better thau the public,
tho citizens and the administration
have a right to expect' them to
be.?Spartafiburg Herald.
Bates Turns Down
Federal Position
Columbia, Jau. 16.?Senator JelT
Dates, of Itiehlaud county, today announced
that he liud declined the appointment
as Held munuger of the
Columbia regional office of the .social
security board,
lie said he would remain lit the
senate to represent "the people of my
city, my county and my state."
The senator returned todi^y from
Washington, where he said he notlliud
authorities of his Intention not
to accept the appointment announced
two weeks ugo.
Lost
The motorist was lost. He did not!
know which way to go. Suddenly he
saw an old man approaching. "111!"
he shouted. "Do you know the way
to Wlddlecombe?"
The old man shook his head. "No,"
he said.
The motorist drove on slowly, and
wheu he had gone about half a mile
he heard loud shouts behind hitu. He
stopped and looked around. The old
man had beeti^jolned by another, and
they were waving him back. Slowly
and patiently lie backed his car down
the narrow road. "Woll?" ho said.
"This is my mate, John," said the
old mfcn. " 'B don't know the way
either."
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Greenville Man Kills
Wife And Neighbor
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Greenville, Jan. 15.?Coroner George
W. McCoy celled an inquest for 10
o'clock tomorrow morning In the slaying
of Mrs. Miller Haskell Lee and
her neighbor, Kdward Smith, shot
down last night In her home in
a Huburban mill community.
Mrs. Lee's hutibaud remained In
the county jail while relatlvea sought
to urrange bond for his release.
Smith wuh ahot through the head
and Mia. Lee through the heart with
u .38 calibre pistol. both died lustantiy.
Police H0yl<l when they arrived at
the home, Lee was Bitting in a rocking
chair with hln two email children
in hln lap.
Smith and Lee wore fellow employee
in a textile mill and lived in apartments
in the eaine building.
Find Ancient Skeletons
Pompeii, Jan. 13.?Skeletons of sixtoen
victim a of thedeatructlon of
Pompeii In 79 A.^flBwere unearthed
recently, lying wliW^apparently they
fell while striving to flee the erupting
volcano Mt. Versuvlus. Two of the
skeletonH were those of children.
Pomona! possessions of the victims,
strewn nearby, Included two bags of
gold, silver and bronze coins; metal
bracelets and plus In a jewel casket.
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This cotton at Aulander, N. C., got 400 lb#. 4-10-4 per acre and 100
lbs. Nitrate of Soda top-dreeaing. Where 100 lbs. Muriate of Potash
waa added to the top-dressing at left the yield was 1260 lbs. seed
cotton per acre. Without extra potash a t right the yield was 1070 lbs.
This corn at Callison, S. C., got 200 lbs. 3-8-5 per acre and 100 lbs.
Nitrate of Soda top-dressing. Where 200 lbs. of Kainit was added
at left the yield was 29.3 bushels per acre. Without Kainit at rifht
the yield waa 12.6 bushels per acre.
THESE SUCCESSFUL FARMERS
STOP .
RUST W START
PROFITS
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Each year thousands more fanners discover that they oan make a
lot more money from cotton by using a lot more potash than the
evoragc fertilizer Contain!. Once they put extra potash on trial, they
find it Just the thing their cotton needs to pay them extra cash.
For instance, there is V. S. BICKLEY, of Lexington, S. C., who writes: "Last
year I planted cottop on twp plots of sandy land which formerly had shown
severe Rust. Both received the same fertilizer and top-dresser, except that one
plot got 100 pounds of NV Muriate of Potash per acre. On this plot the yield was
2,444 pounds of seed cotton per acre, while the other plot yielded only 778 fSbunds.
"My priyate gin showed 39% lint for the potash-top-dressed cotton as against
33% lint for the other cotton. The staples were 1 1/16 inches, as compared to
15/16 inch. Before the cotton opened I weighed 50 green bolls from each plot
trtken from the same positions on the stalks. The potash bolls weighed 96 ounces
and the rusty bolls 66 ounces. I just about broke even on the rusty cotton and'
made a profit of $76.24 per acre from the potash-top-dressed cotton." v
Then there is MRS. PEARL POLLARD, of
Wedowee, Ala., who writes: "For three years our
cotton was ruined by Rust. Orie_?cre, where the
old house and barn stood, was completely' eaten
up in 1935. Rust struck before a boll matured
and what little cotton we did get was so terrible
to pick, that we named it 'the old rusty acre.'
.: "My husbanU swore he'd never try thii spot
in cotton again. After it was planted in Austrian
peas for corn, 1 asked to use it as a test plot. He
and the two boys hooted at me but finally
agreed. April 20 it was planted with the same
variety of cotton seed it grew before, using 200
pounds of 6-8-4 in with planting. In June, after
chopping out, we ?op-dressod?with 200 pounds of NV Kainit. Our first rain came
the 28th pf July. ^ 1 ,T - .
"In 1935, a good season, wte made 500 pounds of seed cotton on this acre.,In
1936, we picked 1,700 pounds of seed cotton and didn't find a speck of Rust,
except on the four rows which we left as a check in the middle of the field without
NV Kainit. We are Convinced about NV Kainit for Rust."
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W< A. QAINPY, of Dunn, N. C., wanted to plant a 9-acre field in cotton, but his
children begged him not to. They said it would produce a lot of knotty, half-oper>
bolls which nobody could pick, because it had always done this before. Mr.
Gainey writes: "At an evening school our new agricultural teacher told us that
plenty of potash would prevent Rust, sol decided to plant the 9-acre field. I used
500 pounds of fertilizer per acre and top-dressed with 100 pounds of Muriate of
Potash and Nitrate of Soda.
"Where I used to get short, inferior staple from small, knotty bolls, I got a good
staple, cotton from wide-open bolls that were easy to pick. l/Lj field remained
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healthy and produced large well-matured bolls to
the top of the stalk.
"Where I used to get about 200 to 2$0 pounds
of low-grade lint per acre, I made slightly better
than a bale of high-grade lint and I am satisfied
that the 100 pounds of Muriate of Potash made
the difference." #
DANA A. WHITFIELD, of Ty Ty, Georgia,
beat his Father growing cotton last year and NV
Kainit was the difference. Mr. Whitfield writes: >
"My Father and I planted our cotton on April 1
with the seed bed in just fair condition. Wc
planted my field first and then his field, using the
same planter, same fertilizer distributor, same
seed and same fertilizer. Everything was exactly
alike, the fields being about the same^ except that
I top-dressed with 200 Dounds of Kainit m*r urn
right ?^er chopping out and he didn't. My Father's cotton was practically, dead
from Rust by the 1st of August, but mine remained healthv riaht on through
picking. There was no Rust or Witt in my cotton.
About one-third of the fruit on his cotton reached
maturity, white all of mine was well matured. Our
land was almost identical. We plowed and fertilized
alike, except that I used Kainit and he
didn't. X made 456 pounds of seed cotton per acre
more than he did and extra Kainit was the"
difference." mmmmm 9 ....
Thousands of f armors throughout the South
haro found that tho small extra cost of
extra potash returns big dividends in inert
ased yields of better quality eotton.
Plenty of NV POTASH in your fertiliser orjop-dreffor PREVENTS
RUST, helps control Wilt and produces vigorous, healthy plants, with
lets shedding, larger bolls that are easier to pick* and batter yields
of uniform, high-quality lint. V r w .
When you buy your fertiliser and top^dresser, tall your fertiliser
men you want more NV POTASH. Plan now to top-dress With 100 pounds
of NV MURIATE or too pounds of NV KAIN1T per acre, or use s nitrogenpotash
mixed-goods top-dresser containing lO tO NV POTASH.
If you prefer to Use your Sutra potash If planting, Select a fertiliser
containing 8 to 10% NV POTASH. Where Rust has been very severe
you may need both high-potash fertiliser at planting and potash topdressing
to STOP RUST h?d START PROFITS. : T / }
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