The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 17, 1935, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7
I A CALF and A CROP
Have the Same Idea
on the Food .Question
Why is a growing calf like a
growing crop?
Answer: Because the food requirements
of each are so much
the same.
Scientists are making this
point clearer every day through
their research into the importance
of vitamins in animal diet
and the need of impurities in
the food of plants.
These vital impurities are
the all-important
thing in fertilizing
today. They are the
rarer elements ?
boron, iodine, magnesium,
potassium,
calcium, lithium,
strontium and many others.
With them your crops produce
as Nature intended them to.
Chilean Natural Nitrate contains
these rarer elements in
Nature's own balance and proportion.
Chilean's quick-acting
nitrogen, plus its vital impurities,
make it the safe, sure fertilizer
for your crops.
See your dealer for Chilean
Natural Nitrate. Two kinds?
Champion (granulated),
Old Style
(crystals). They are
both genuine. Both
are natural. And
both give your crops
the vital impurities.
Chilean Natural Nitrate?the
only nitrogen
that comes Jrom the
ground?the ideal side
dresser Jor your crops.
r
Chilean
NATURAL
NITRATE
THE OLD ORIGINAL SODA
I've got those ?
natural S;
IMPURITIES! |
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So ^*1
have I! J
Reunited After 32 Years
Lit lit- Hock. Ark., May 10.?The two
happiest men in Little Hock during
(the cotton festival are John and Monger
St ruff.
Het ailing events of their youth
here, tin brothers until several weeks
acu thought each other dead. The
tiH'titig in Little Rock was their first
in over ;'.i! vears.
i
John ln-ard that Monroe had been
killed in the 1DU6 San Francisco
tanluiua^o.
Mourno had received information
lha* John had died in a train wreck.
A ?oiisin. who informed Monroe
that John was living at North, S. C\,
k-d to the. reunion. Monroe's home
* id l.i'tlo Rock.
!' . : - Tablets General
X.. V' hl'ops TONIC
Catawba Indians
Ask For Land
Columbia, May 8.?South Carolina,
ono of the few states making Indians
its' wards, would make a jrermanent
settlement upon the small tribe of
Catawbas in York county and ends
its long ^guardianship under terms
i of the free conference appropriation
bill.
The bill empowers the state budget
commission to pledge not more than
$100,000 over a five-year period for
"the rehabilitation of the Catawba
Indians and a final settlement with
them."
Chief* Blue and a delegation of
tribesmen asked the budget commission
last fall for funds to buy new
farmlands so the Catawbas could become
self-supporting.
The tribe, which has always vaunt'
ed its friendship for t.he white man
and claims only one murder of a
white in 250 years of living side by
side, once owned the land on which
the city of Hock Hill and other towns
I in the vicinity stand.
STATEMENT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
MERCHANTS AND FARMERS BANK
' "< AYED AT BETHUNE, S. C.. AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS
MARCH 4, 1035, _
ASSETS oAc
" and Discounts c An is
>>t drafts (secured by cotton) ?
and Stocks owned by bank ' ' ''
'"i rure and Fixtures J'* -;"
' ankniK House 1,068. fB
,I:'' r Real Estate Owned -
a-li on band and due from Banks oli V*>
h" ks and Cash Items B( '
oil., lion Account J?
r-diz.T Account 2,003.41
TOTAL $83,010.09
Liabilities *
ur'i.iul, s,oc.k ,ra!d: ,!w?S
n,li\ ided Profits Less Expenses and Taxes 2.338.89
t'posits:
D'tnand $41,681.69
Time ? 9,607.03
' ashlers Checks 1,381.98
Total Deposits " a2-6<1-20
TOTAL $83,010.09
,al? of South Carolina, Oounty of Kershaw.
Before me came O. B. McKinnon, Cashier of the above named bank, who,
l??n being duly sworn, says that the above Is a true statement of the
Edition of said bank, as shown by the books of the bank.
O. B. McKinnon
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 16th day of April, 1936.
orrect Attest: Loring Davis
W. M. Stevens Notary Public for South Carolina.
T. M. Clyburn .... - * Loring
Davis
Directors %'
Nobody's Business
Written fur Tin* Chronicle by (ice
McCiee, Copyright, 11)28.
FLAT HOCK UHKVniKS
..while pitching ball behind the
kitchen, Willie spivvens drove a cuivu
thio the winder of mo, art square's
pantry and knock ml down 1 Unties
o?' jelly she hud ju?t bought down
town und she is filing a claim against
w illie's daddy for ctM) and punny-live
danunages. she did in^ gel hurt as
she was not at home.
..the everreddies and the moonbeams
of rchobor church hell a big winnio
roast in the eow pastor south of town
last friday night ami enjoyed theiy-.,
selves good, .they could not find
anny winnies to use, so they bought
some hot dogs and toasted them over
a blaze till sudie crank's dress ketched
on fire and was put out by her
sweetheart, spudd Clark.
. .the poleesman says that he has given
Up hopes of getting govvermcnt
aid from the p. w. a. to put in
sewedge pipes watter works, as the
seeker-terry of the treasure failed
to ancer his lust 3 letters which went
to the dead-letter offis. he is fixing
up the pump in the public well and
will keep it a-going until the new
udd-ministralion of republicans conies
in.
..our legislature has adjourned and
come home and gone to work on their
respective farms, they passed sevveral
bills, but none of them can remember
what they were, the act to
create a home for the aged june hugs
and mudturkles was debated 1 or 5
days, hut it failed to get by the ways
and means, and was turned down
presto in the free conference.
..the high wind of last week done
a right smart of dammage in cur
hereabouts, sevveral trees Was blowed
down acrost the street and the 5
benches at the hoss-shoe pitching
grounds were mashed all to peaces,
allso, G outhouses and 2 cows are
missing, it come from the north and
went towards the south at alx>ut 500
revverlutions per minnet. no insurance
was carried by the losers ansoforth.
..the 1 dogs belonging to yore-corny
spondent. mr. mike Clark, rfd,
which were thought to of benn kidnaped
a few nights ago turned up
this morning, they had took alter
a fox in the outskirts of flat rock
and had run him a sight race for over
"KmJ miles thru 1 counties, ever-one
of 1 hem had fox hair on their
mouths and undoubtedly they ketched
him.
yores trulie.
mike Clark, rfd.
corry spondent.
SOCIAL NEWS FROM FLAT ROCK
. .a verry pretty girl has benn working
her way thru a bizness coarse
in colledge enduring the past 2 weeks
by selling maggyzines in Hat rock,
she has brown eyes, yellow hair, tan
stocking, sweet lips painted betwixt
a purple and a red, swell fissique,
and a perfect figger.
. .ore corry spondent, mr mike Clark,
rfd, hope her all he could and fixed
it so's she would make his otTis her
headquarters. he bought a different
maggy-zine nearly everyday. she
travelled from house to house and
was admired by everyboddy in flat
rock except the wintmen folks.
..her home is out west and she has
finished the high seholl and went to
colledge 2 years and now the bizness
coarse will equip her for life, she
weighs about 124 pounds and is not
over t> feet 5, and she would take the
prize in anny contest in. the country
if yore corry spondent happened to
be a judge of same.
*. . VrjiTt tKhH rote* nrrri" r?*
could buy 6 maggy-zines for 3 years
for half price or 4$. she had the
prettiest teeth that has ever benn
saw in anyboddy's head in flat rock
befoar. -her cheeks stayed flushed
and her price for G maggy-zines for
2 years was only a third of what
the owners of the maggy-zeens themselves
charge for. same.
. .her bizness coarse will include type
riting, spelling, short hand, bookkeeping,
and off is Work and she hopes
to get in the oflfis of a miller-naire
so's she can advance, she has alreddy
rote for a job with mr. vanderbilt
and mr. morgan of n. y. she
will use the touch system if she gets
in with them.
..she wore dark crimson fingernails,
2 big diamonts on her left hand, a
sollid gold wrist watch that her daddy
gave her last year when she reached
1-6. it was hartbreafcing for the citizon-?hip
when she rolled out of town
on the bus friday night, but she will
return back verry soon if she needs
more maggy-zeens to get her coarSe.
she will be badly missed from now
on.
yores trulie,
mrke Clark, rfd,
corry spondent.
MAY 17TH BIRTHDAY
Dear Readers, (If any):?
. .Today is my birthday. It has been
a long time since I came yelVng and
snorting into this old world of work
and woe. I was bom very yoking, in
fact?I was only a year at my first
birthday.
??#
.. For the first few months of my
life, I was a bottle baby. Af^er a
while, I developed into a tin-cup baby. Shortly
'thereafter, I became a born;
v.- i
dodger baby, 1 never tested any store-1
l>ought baby food in my life, but wo i
always kept 2 good mileh cows,
..My baby-clothes, consisted of a
lindsoy dress and one other cotton
garment, that is?until I got old
enough to wear a shirt . . . and then,
I wore a shirt for a few years. Not
the same shirt exactly: 1 had as many
as 2 shirt* at a time.
..Old terra firma has benn pretty
good to me, but nature has never
learned very far my way. Man doesn't
live by looks alone, as women do.
I have found it desirable and necessary
to work all of the time, and
have been able to make a living . . .
most of which came by the sweat
of my brow.
..I have never had much "pull," but
the Good Lord gave me plenty push.
Somehow, it has never suited me to
depend upon the other fellow. My
schooling was too limited to be talked
about. I learned to read a little,
spell a right smart, cipher a few figures,
and sweep out the school house.
.1 got married in due course. My
wife and I are still married. She
took me for my figgor, and not my
money. In fact, I didn't have any
Dead Hamilton
Ignored By Crowd
Dallas. May it*. tIh* thousands
wlu? liiui stormed uiiili itukliiK parlors
a ) fti r aya? to view ilif slatn outlaws.
<'I>.t?? Marrow and l-ionnic Marker, Fnitn>
tailored in (loath diminutive Kay
inoint llaiutlton, one-tint. lieutenant
of the Marrow Mat her > rime team
'l ilt* W. st I'alius hoodlum, who had
risen from a milk bottle snateher to
the Soil l It west's tanking tlienaee and
was electrocuted early Friday ait
liuntsville state prison for the slaying
ot ? sotted, lay in an expensive ettsket
at it funeral home undisturbed.
Joe Maimer, his companion in the
execution room, was viewed by curious
townfolk at liuntsville as relatives
prepared to move his body to
San Antonio for burial Sunday.
It wits the wish of Hamilton's
mother. Mrs. Steve Davis, that no one
be allowed to see ln*r son's body. She
recalled the wild scenes last year,
wh.-n close to 2a,U0t) persons hud
shoved, fouMht and pushed their way
past the biers of t'lyde and Monnie.
slain hy posseuon in Louisiana.
money, but I think she thought 1
w?s pretty close to $<1000,00 whet) wo
le<l each other to the alter where
the preacher got $5.00 of my earthly
possession, which left me only
$05.00.
..I have lots to l>e thankful for, but
birthdays only sejrve to give notice
after to that old age is in the other
direction. 1 am thankful for my
friends, a place to live, a country
that is still democratic and tit to hold
up for, a family, a good preacher,
a first-class school system, and tine
town to make a livelihood in. (Juess
how old 1 am: the first U5 correct
gue.ssers will receive a birthday present
and further recognition.
Your friendly friend,
(Joe Me<ioe
c-o, Your Newspaper. |
THE BIG QUE8TION
..The big question of today Is not
Huey Long and his impossible gestures,
nor liis wild promises, nor his
misrepresentations, nor his ambith lis,
nor his misleading statements.
...Neither is Uev. Coughlln's antics
the hlg question What he says and 1
docs and thinks will die and pass j
away 1 ik? so much Texas dust when ?
the thinking public gets enough of
his wind-jamming, idiotic tirades, and
foolish ideas.
..And the big question nln't Cm*.
Talmudge and liis ."pulled-too-green"
secretary of Agriculture, Linder. the
guy with the seceding proclivities and
gy-raling Imaginations; as soon as he
gets back behind a 1-inule plow his
greatness (?) will subside' . . . No,
it s not them.
...Nor is the mooted question the
(MI0,(100,000.<)<) relief fund That will
be gone as soon as we can shovel it
out. Nor Is it the Dionne quintuplets:
they wilt grow up and scatter
to (htt 4 wind* uiu long. and tily
be forgot.
.The nal question la not J a pun and
Cerniany . . . with their war preparations
and "wo want to-tight-soinobody"
spirit It ain't KuhhIu and hor
h your starvation plana and convict
practIcch. Nor Is It thc.boo/.cru and
anti boozers; thoy have both forgotten
their differences and opinions.
..Nor is It the NHA or the CCC or
the AAA: these things have been attended
to with postscripts. It Is not
Ifecent cotton and 1 dollar wheat. Nor
is the processing tuxes the big question
of today. Mussolini lias no part
in the real issue, and he, with others
of Ills type, are too tiny to be classed
in the issue.
..The big question today . . . tho
real question . . . the mighty question
... is not any of tin* tilings
enumerated above . . . but don't guess
. . . It goes deeper and further thuii
the casual tliingH referred to . . .
Tiie real question of the day and
hour and minute is . . . parking space.
Chain letters
This morning's mail brought mo
two of the dime chain letters. It
is probable that everyone elso
throughout the country has or will
get one of these "Prosperity Club, in
Cod we trust" letters.
If asked what, it's all about my
reply would be that I know as much
as anyone?which is nothing whatever?but
lots of fools are destined to
lose their dimes.
Hut the reason so many of our
people are taking chances at a fool
proposition is that all of us like to
gamble. An old-time lottery is preferable
to this dime club, the originators
of which may make a lot of
money. Also they may get in jail.?
Monroe Knquirer.
DIXIE i
CRYSTALS
.. 11
36 MORE OFFICIAL REMIRDS
in one of the most gruelling tests ever given
an automobile ... makes clean sweep
up to and beyond 1000 miles
1000-mile record
beats best mark ever set by any closed car
NEWS FLASH?Muroc Lake, Cal., April 13?36 official A.A.A.
records broken by a stock Hudson Eight. Top speed?over 93
miles an hour for five miles. Average speed?over 85 miles an
hour for 1000 miles and beyond. A clean sweep of every record
in its class up to and including 1000 miles and 3000 kilometers,
and four unlimited class closed car records. Electrical timing
correct to a millionth part of a second and every record certified
by American Automobile Association.
Here's what it means to . Probably you'll never
care to drive a car five miles at 93 miles an hour. Yet, it means a lot to
you to have a car that can go that fast?TO shoot out of traffic tangles
or flash you out ahead on the highway.
It isn't likely you'll want to drive a thousand-mile stretch at 85
miles an hour, but you do want a car with the fine engineering, power
and ruggedncss it takes to do this. Ordinary driving is no work at
all for a car like this.
That'9 what it means to own a Hudson ?smoother miles, more
enjoyable mile9?plus ruggedness and gasoline economy that make
those miles cost less. You can see and drive an exact duplicate of
this record-breaking Hudson Eight at any Hudson showroom. You
can also see the complete list of these 36 new records, and scores of
others held by Hudson-built cars. Take the-wheel today and discover l-~.
what this record-breaking performance means to you.
HUDSON
Sixes and Eights
RECORD-BREAKING VALUES, TOO!
? UP (or Hudson Six ...
Hudson Bight $760 and up
... Terraplane $585 and up.
All prioea I. o. b. Detroit (or olosed models.
HUDSEX MOTOR CAR COMPANY
CAMDEN, S. C.
TUNB IN ON HUDSON AND TBMATLANI BSVUB fcihHy|t? f fit Tfi fir 4 I * ??
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