The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, February 05, 1932, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
Nobody's Business
Written io* The Chronicle by Qm
KeGee, Copyright. im
THE FIRST BKADKK
-c>? Lesson No. 1
0, see the legislature. It is a big
egialature. O, watch the men move
ibout from place to place. They
iy? hunting something. What are
hose things on their desks T They
ire bills that they" will introduce.
.Can you see the man up in the
,uipit? He is the Speaker -of the
louse. ^ Hear him hit the pulpit with
lis little hammer. <He Is calling the
louse to order. The men take their
ieats near large spittoons.
,0, sec the big man who stands at
he door. He is the door keeper,
yhat is the ^little man doing down
tear the pulpit ? He is making a
tpeech. What is he saying? Nolody
knows or cares, a? they are not
>aying any attention to anyone ex:ept
themselves.
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.Who are all of those men on the
mtside ? They are lobbyists. What
s a lobbyist? Why, a lobbyist is a
obbyist who is trying to get the men
o pass a law that will make the
?ther fellow pay all of the taxes.
.What is the legislature trying to
lo? Nothlhg except stay met as
ong as possible. Do legislators
vork? O, yH9 they work some 4urng
the last 10 days o^htime they
ipend in the legislature.
.Who are the little boys that are
>laying among the desks? They are
ittle pages who run from one place
o another to carry papers. Why
lo they carry papers? Because the
egislators have no waste baskets to
hrow them in.
.Whdt is the big man in the gray
,uit talking about ? Why, he is nomnating
a brother member for a job.
Wll the fellow-member get the job ?
), yes. Most of the jobs are given
0 fellow members.
.Will this legislature cut down exsenses?
O, no.' It is contrary to
>olitics to cut expenses. Is the fat
nan near the-- window trying to get
he taxes cut down? Oi yes, but
i? knows nobody will agree with him
nd he will sopn sit down.
.0, look! The meeting is over,
lee how tired those poor members
re. They have been tied down at
heir desks nearly 30 minutes. Why
re they hurrying so ? O, they must
Orry and get back to their hotel
nd get some refreshments.. Bub
?ey will meet again ere long. Goodye,
legislature. "
THE NEW MODELS
.1 like everything about the 19 and
1 model automobiles except the
own payment. It'st a funny thing;
oboddy worries about anything ex*pt
the down payment .p, the other
ghteen payments are never thought
f at the time of purchase,. ..-.and the
yerage man calls'it "my'car" after
5 signs up.v
.The* new horns sound more like a
ireech owl than previous horns, but
ie tail light seems to-be better lotted
than its predecessors;. It's out
> the way of the other ttBow*a
jmper.. unless , he bumps - powerful
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I James H. Bobbitt, ? well-known
traveling salesman living in Charotte.and
the father'of several prom?l
thAt city- committed
uicida at hts home by shooting himself
in the temple. He was 66 years
old, and continued ill health was the
J cause of his act.
| Fiood conditions along the lower
Mississippi continue alarming with
I many thousands of aeres of lands under
waters, and numerous towns and
villages being more or less under
I water. Red Cross camps at various
points in Mississippi are crowded
I with refugees.
I Claude Purr, 58,. white, has been
arrested at Middleburg, Va? charged
with aiding and abetting in the murder
of Mrs. Agnes Boeing and her
I maid near there some weeks ago
The police a<?. still looking for
George Crawford,^negro, who it believed
to know much about the slayI
mg of the two women. >
I Alfred Gilmore, reputedly 110 years
of age, died at Fayetteville, N. C.,
LmL?8 He was known as the
'Black Hawk Indian."
J hard," aftd most of them do that.
J They say over 99 per cent of th?
] new types are covered with mortI
gages that won't leak.
I i
I . .They have changed the shape of
I the shape of the radiator and the
date of monthly paymentsr The late
designs are either shapes or cone
effects and the collector calls on
I Saturday mprnings now.. ...just afjtpr
you are paid off. Of course. <7.1
I if yuur ipay-day comes on Friday
afternoon he will be there on FriI
day afternoon... .just ahead of your
I grocer and your doctor and your wife
and children. The easiest way out
I of it is... .harid over, the envelope
J before breaking the seal.
J .. The carbureter sucks in the gas
I from above and the installment man
sucks in your earnings from the side.d
I Very little difference there, .between
|tfr? 9 suokers in question. - The gaa
tanks are smaller. The manufacturI
erg have found out that the average
man can't pay for more than
I 7 gallons of gas at one time, so the
modern tanks hold only 5 gallons.... I
I thus saving you enough money to
pay for a quart of oil and 2 soft!
drinks for . you and her. f
. .The windshields lean back in your
lap, and there's a smalj lever near.
When you see that you are going t?
run over a policeman or a speed cop
or a train or any obstruction, just I
reach^over and- pull the lever in question,
and the 3 women and 2 men
Tn the back seat won't kno.w that
you have riy^ over anything at all
. . .except a toothpick* or mebbe a
Very small snake.
r-TThe cars are all guided now-by
the steering wheel and the headlights
are in front. iMost of the cars
have 2 wheels on each side. The top
is overhead and the floor is handy
for you to put your feet and bundles
on. They all seem-to have brakes
aijd non-skid tires, .unless the pavement
is wet. They are featured in
all colors to nfatch ,your teddies or |
your dvercoat or your hat, if you are
able to wear such things after getting
the car, What the automobile
makers ought to do it... .forget the
"down payment" and then things will
hum. : That's where the rub 'comes
with- the- meCt of us.* ^ * " -
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BAY#R
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is always SAFE
BEWARE OF IMITATIONS
ns
Genuine Bayer-Aspirin, the kind
doctors prescribe and millions ot
users have proven safe tor more
than thirty years, can easily be
identified by the name Baver and
the word genuine.
Genuine Bayer Aspirin is sate
and sure; always the same. It has
the unqualified endorsement ot
physicians and .druggists everywhere.
It doesn't depress the
?heart?No ?
~ follow its use.
Bayer Aspirin is the universal
antidote for peine of afl kinds.
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Timely Calendar For
February Guidance
Clemson College, Feb. 1.?Important
suggestions for February guidance
are given by R. W. Hamilton,
agronomist; E. 11. Rawl, horticulturist;
Alfred Lutken, entomologist; and
J. T. MoAlister, agricultural engineer.
Agronomy
Manure i9 one of the best fertilisers.
Make, save and use more of it.
Study your soil and past fertiliser
treatment and save money by adjusting
this year's fertiliser to plant
needs. Save money by home-mixing
whatever fertilize^ you are using.
Horticulture
Plant strawberries, dewberries,
blackberries. Set out grape vines,
fruit trees and ornamental plants.
Plant asparagus and Irish potatose;
transplant cabbage. Plant celery,
kale, lettuce, mustard, onions, parsley,
peas, radishes, spinach and turnips.
Plant ?in hotbeds, eggplant,
tomato, pepper. t
Insects and Diseases
Spray grapes with three pounds of
bluestone in 60 gallons of water for
a general clean up. W^rk tobacco
beds with., disinfected tools, destroy
nearby weeds, and protect from insects
with cheese cloth. Disinfect
potatoes before planting and sweet
potatoes just before bedding. Appty
dormant orchard sprays of lime sulphur
to control scale insects and disease.
Destroy trash . and weeds to
kill hibernating insects.
Agricultural Engineering
Plan to lower production costs by
efficient use of labor and power
through machinery. Order repairs
and get machines ready for spring.
Two-mule disc harrows may bo used
to advantage in place of stalk cutters.
Use drag chain on .two-mule
plbws to turn under stalks and other
material. Build terraces and provide
good outlets for water.
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Honor Roll MU Pisgah High School
:
Grade 1.?Harold Johnson, Junior
Bradley, Perley Moseley, Thelma Catoe,
Elma Catoe, Eula Mae Sowell,
Enfalda Morgan, Eva Mae Phillips,
Loraine Welsh. ^
Grade- 2.?-Ruby 'Lee Catoe, Clyde
Catoe, LUlie Mae Gardner, Ray Holley,
Evelyn Sowell, Gertrude Stroude,
Earleen Mungo, Junior Brown, Bernice
Roberts, Ethel Broom, Willie
Deese. ? * <
Grade 3.?'Emipie Boone, Catherine
Boone, J. T. Phillips, William Catoe,
Hattie Scott.
Grade 4.-^Vallerie Brown, Lula
Grace Byrd, Charlie Munn, "Marie
Munn, Margaret Raley, Gary Sowell,
Alene Sowejl.
Grade 5.?Cleo Baker, Rena Broom,
Myrtis Catoe, Myrtle Gardner, Alma
Johnson. .
Grade 6.?Billy Bird, IVa Mae
Broom/ Ethel Catoe, Bessie Deese,'
Truman Ro]t>ertff, Helen Roberts.
Grade 7.?Woodrow Carnes, Robert
Louis Holley, Sarah Lee Holley, Fred
Johnson, Hazel Munn, Bernfce Roberts,
Hazel Sowell, Pete Mangum.
Grade 8.?James Holley, Nancy
Tompkins, Grace DeFerris Funderburk,
Gertrude Catoe, Lexsy Sowell,
Masie Candy, Cecil Kirkley.
Grade 9.?Elmer Bradley, Catherine
Johnson, Paul Sowell, Ruth Ralejy.
Grade 10.?(Edna Catoe. ' ,
Grade 11.?Randall Taylor, Beunie
Byrd, "Myrtis Fletcher.
The number of persons being given
gnti-rabies treatment at Greenville
has -risen to 62, with 14 new cases in
one day overbalancing those whose
treatments were completed.
FOR MAYOR
I announce myself as a candidate
for re-election to the office of mayor
of the City of Oamden.
R.'M. KENNEDY, JR..
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FOR ALDERMAN
I announce my name as a candidate
for re-election as Ald&rman from
Ward One of the City of Camden.
W. L. JACKSON.
I announce myself as a candidate
for re-election to the office of Alderman
from Ward Twp of the City of
Camden. '
J. onajs.
T announce my name as a candidate
for re-election a^; Alderman from
Ward Three for the Crty of Camden.
S. W. Van L ANDINGHAM. ,I
announce myself as a candidate
for re-election as Alderman for Ward
Four of the City of Camden.
BEON SCHLOSBURG.
71 hereby announce myself as candidate
for the office of Alderman from
Ward Four of the City of Camden. t
LEWIS LEE CLYBURN.
I announce myself as a candidate
for ge-elfection to the office of Alderman
from Wiard Five of the Oity-of
Camden.
? HlENBIl SAVAGE, JR.
I announce myself as a candidate
for the office of Aldernwm from
Ward Five for the City of Camden.
M. L. SMITH, JR.
1..hereby announce my name as.a
candidate for the office ox Alderman
from Ward Six for the City of Camden
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J. E. ROSS.
I hereby announce myself as a Candidate
for Alderman from Ward Six
for the City of Camden.
- T. C. GLADDEN.
Playful Prank
Kills His Friend
Lonnie Roberts, an employee of the
Lancaster Cotton bfills, died early
Friday morning as the result of a
prank played upon him by Bennie
Humphries at the cotton mill early
on Thursday morning. Humphries
who is but 20 years of age caused a
rupture of the intestines by the UBe
of an air hose.
The evidence as taken at a coroner's
inquest which was held on Friday
morning at the Adams Funeral
Home showed that the two employees
were endeavoring to have some fun
when the incident occurred that resulted
in a tragedy.
At .the time the incident occurred
it was not thought that his condition
was serious. He complained of
a pain in his side, but walked to his
home at 209 Second street. Later his
condition became critical and he was
taken to the Lancaster hospital in
the Mackey company ambulance
where an o^er^bon was performed,
but he passed away early Friday
morning. He was .conscious for the
greater portion of the night and told
friends of the manner of . the accident.
The coroner's jury brought in a (
verdict that the deceased came, to his
death as the result of an air hose;
being used forcibly by Bennie Humphries
and the latter was arrested on
a charge of murder.
At the coroner's inquest but two
witnesses among the employees testified.
Neither of these saw what occurred
but heard the men talking.
Mr; McManus, the foreman in that
department testified that Mt. Roberts
told him at the hospital that the incident
.occurred in a spirit of frolic.
?Lancaster New^.
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> Ja$k Dean, 26, textile worker at
jConcord^ ?1. C., was assassinated
Tuesday ni&ht, when some one fired
two s hots at him througtrthn window;
of his home. A brother-in-law who
was with Dees, was wounded. Two
men, Belvin and Luke Penninger, are
held by the sheriff as material witnesses,
they having alleg'edly made
threats against Dees.
WE $4,500.00 NEED
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THE DRIVE
TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1932
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Bethune News Notes
Wold by Correspondent
^Bethune, Feb. 2nd.- -Mrs. G. B.
McKinnon, Miss Eloise Miller, Mies
Lillian Gpodlett, Miss Thelma Stromnn
and Miss Ruby Norris were asaociate
hostesses at a delightful miscellaneous
shower Kiven at the home
of Mrs. McKinnon last Saturday afternoon
complimenting Mrs. B. E.
Keisler, who before her recent marriage
was Miss Lucile Smith, of
Hodges.
Misses Miller and Stroman greeted
the guests at the door and ushered
them into rooms* attractively arranged
with fragrant yellow Jonquils, and
white narcissi, white and yellow bpfng
the color scheme. A contest written
in a tiny booklet with the picture
of a traveling bag on the cover
provided entertainment. The answers
wero supposed to be articles
carried in a bride's traveling bag.
Miss Lucile Brown and Mrs. R. E.
MoCaskill received high score' prise
whieh they presented to the honor
guest. A life book for the bride*was
an interesting feature of amusement.
During the afternoon little Boyd
McKinnon. Jr., dressed in a sailor
suit of Wnite and yellow, pulling a
small express wagon which carried
a ship filled with, a variety of gifts
for Mrs.* Keisler, entered the room.
The ship was in white and yellow,
further accentuating the color
scheme, A chicken salad course with
hot coffee was served by the hostesses.
About thirty guests were^ present
at this pleasant affair.
Misses Katherine and Margaret
Truesdalp and Mary Colam^
btan^lt^e^ hffVe^ lkjeh spending sev-"
eral days at home, having completed
mid-term examinations.
Other college students at home for
the wjeek end were Misses Sarah
Hammond and Lorena McDonald, of
Winthrop, and Gregg King, of P. C.
The ladies of the Presbyterian auxiliary
held tf study course on Foreign
Missions at the Presbyterian church
last week. A very generous offering
was made for. Foreign missions
by the auxiliary.
Mrs. Leonard Yarbrough, of Harts
ville, spent the week end with her
sister, Mrs. A. R. McLaurln.
Dr. C. JE. Bfaswell and Mrs. Bras*
well attended the funeral of Dr. Braswell's
sister-in-law at McFarlun, N.
0? lftst w^oki
Mr. John MoDonald and Miss Edith
Clyburn spent Sunday in McBee,
where they went to attend a quarterly
meeting at the Methodist church.
Leander Helms, of Sanford, N. C.,
son of 'Mr. andMrs. L. C\ Helms, accompanied
by his cousin, Mr. Rollins,
has been spending several days here
with his parents. . \ . ..
The Bethune girls' basketball teamwon
another victory over the Midway
team last Friday afternoon. This
is five games the Bethune girls have
won with no defeat.
A 'two-year-old baby, asleep in a
perambulator on tthe sidewalk of a.,,:
Brooklyn Street, was struck by a buljct
Tuesday evening as police battled
a gang of racketeers.. . ...?r
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How Tp Car? For
Varicose Veins
Apply a generous amount e#
Emerald Oil to the swollen veins and
sores. Let-it penetrate. Feel the
magic relief! Now bind your leg
with, a tyandage three inchesa wide
end long enough to give the naras
sary support, winding it upward
from the ankle to the knee, thd way
the blood flows in the veins. Stops
the pain. (Begins at .once to heal the
racers and broken veins.. Just follow
the simple directions and yoju are
sure to be helped. DeKalb Pharmacy
won't keep your money unless you
are.
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h i952 ESSEX SUPBR-SIX STANDARD SEDAN... SZVB PASSENGERS... 113 " WHEBLBASB. .. $775 P. O. D. DETROIT
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Super-Six registers new high in motor car
Tables. . : If l
It is the firttJuxury six?in the strict meaning
of the term ?*- ever offered in the low-price field.
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In appearance, in power, in size and the structural
qualities that Inake for fine and enduring
performance* it represents the industry's steam
fast hope to give more and more car for the
least Hmount of money ?and presents it as
the achievement of a manufacturer interested
primarily in building that car truly fine.
The combined salient superiorities of this
new. 1932 Essex Super-Six are unduplicated in
- -?any other automobile within hundreds of dollars
of its price. Note them well:
THE NEW ESSEX SUPER-SIX ? *
car in SIZE, full-bodied, roomy, luxurious.
THE NEW ESSEX SUPER-SIX %
car in fOWER ? full-powered with a new
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THE NEW ESSEX SUPER-SIX is .
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"f Measure these, and a score more innovations
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Intake Silencer and Air Cleaner .'Polly Adjustable
Silent Chain Driven Timing G?ars Anti-Flood Choke
Super Accelerator Pump , 'Roller Vaiye Tappets
* Diagonal Truss Prame 'Duoflo Automatic Engine
Oiling Thermostatic Carburetor Heat Control
'Labyrinthian Oil Cooling 'Triple-Sealed OilCushion
Clutch Simplified Selective Free Wheeling
Synchro-Mesh Transmission Silent Constant Mesh
Second Gear 'Twin Neutratone Mufflers 'QuickVision
Instrument Pa#el 'Startix, Automatic SelfStar
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?--Generator-Safety fiignalr * Ride Corrtrolf T^aiural
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'Lateral Spring Seat Cushions 'Adjustable Seat*
- Both Front and Rear 'Full Opening Windshield
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Prices listing from $695 F.O.Ef. Detroit
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These, and an impressive list ef ether exclusive features
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Essex 1933 standard equipment **
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