The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, April 18, 1930, Image 8
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Nobody's Business
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Written for The Chronicle by Gee
McGee, Copyright, 1&28.
The HUte Vs. Jones
The indictment in this case was
"squashed" when the defendant's attorney
showed the judge a flysj>eck
on the srrest warrant. The judge
cautioned the prosecuting attorney to
be careful about flies when drawing
future legal documents and reminded
him that all t's must he crossed
and 's dotted or the case would be
nol prossed and otherwise exterminated.
He "recited" caa,e No. 99999,
Pete vs. Dock, II. ?S. Civil Code, Vol.
88, Page &W, Section 666, Opinion
7777, Article 44, Laws of Wis.
The State Vs. Smith
This case became abortive when
the lawyer for the defense proved
to the court that Hob Bibbs stool
on his head behind a smokehouse
during the Cleveland administration,
and thus became disqualified as --a
juror and ho also failed to sign a
check in 1D and 17 for 2 dollars
worth of homebrew he bought from
his wife's aunt. He had also failed
to register as a citizen in 10
and 10. The case was thrown out
of court and Act No. 77880'J was
cited by his Honor, the same having
to do with case No. 28, Hunk
vs. Punk, Civil Code 22, as shown
in Paragraph 66, Document 101, Envelope
hud, Kentucky Journal of
Misdemeanors.
Hopp vs. Jump
A mistrial was ordered in thi? < a*e
when it became known to the court
house janitor thftt witness Smoke
swore that the defendant was shot
on the annex instead of in the nllev
a s brought out by a previous witness
win. bad not qualified a* n voter
since he got off the chaingung in 10
and 12. Further mitigating circumstance
accumulated when Bosh
swore that he was with the defendant
2 weeks before the melee anJ
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that he smelt like a fruit jar immediately
after the fracas.. Case No.
Ill, Vol. 4, Spain vs. France, Year
1 <>17, was chosen as an alibi fpr
ctr.de/iflK the mistrial.
Monk vs. Catt
-This case was sent to the supreme
court on a demurrer in 10 and 20.
Monk was suing Catt for the return
ofT'jttg whicw strayed into hts
backyard in August without a written
permit from his daddy. The supreme
court sustained the demurrer
of the lower court, but the attorney*
for the defense (who, by the way-*voted
for Hoover in the last election)
carried the case to the U. ?S. Supreme
court, but Judge Advocate Botts decided
that the lower court erred when
it spelt Catt with one "t" and reversed
the decision of the pig. Case,
State of Idaho vs. Jackass proved to
be a parallel case, therefore further
action will be deferred unless Monk
pays Catt's cost and vice versa. (The ,
witnesses involved in these 4 case.- |
numbered 11*. They cost the state >
$4,900150, The jurors apd judges got
the balance.)
Drink Jake and Ake
flat rock, s. C. apull IK, 10.90 |
deer mr. editor:
as there seams to be a right smart i
of jake parallisis around over the
country caused from drinking jam
aker ginger ansoforth, and as i have
had considerable ex^ierientsi with this
disease onner count of my wife'tj
cuz/.in sam who {iax it nearly every
wgek, i thought it a good idea to rite
U|> a peace to tell others how to
treat same.
the first symptoms of jake parallels
is the patient spits on the rug
and sets it afire, or spits on some
dry grass out in the yard and it
ketches afire therefrom, then it is j
be-t to seftd for a doctor. a Vtil-J
merry doctor is the one who treated
- a in and he drenched him with some
castor oil and added a tetch of sody
bicarb (that's what he called it but
i notised that it come out of the box
of plain sody in the kitchen), and
put him to bed and i hell him there.
be sure to tie the patients feet
together so's he won't kick the foot
of the bed down when the ginger in
the jake he has been drinking heats
up his innards and the parallisis is
most in genially in the upper extremities
of the sed patient and while
it causes a good deal of squirming
at first a few shot from a hiper
dermic will put him to sleep for
awhile, rub his legs with a hot brick
tf no smoothing iron is handy befoar
meals and don't let him smoke.
if the patient shows a high temperature
and a dry mouth feed him
on cracked ice and cold slaw and if
his lips beuin to crack open, rub
same with tallow or skimmings from
the dishwater and if he talks out
of his bed. just let the wimtnin go
out of the room so's he can finish
his conversation?as it won't amount
to nothing much except most likely
some cussing and hollering for a
nuther bottle of jake from his gfoA
cer.
juke parallisis is not dangerous unless
the patient <iize with it befoar he
gets started to improving and in that >
ease, it is best to send for the under
taker, but if it is treafbd in time
as above suggested, 5 out of 10 recover
and are o. k. except they limp
a little in the left log and always
walk bent over about 4f) degrees
where the ginger burnt them out and
their eyes wobble about, and in some
cases, the nose turns sorter black,
(mr. editor, plese rite or foam if
you think fttrther inflamation. of this
subjeckt wilV help the folks who have
over done the jake bottle.)
yores trulie,
mike Clark, rfd.
Nineteen Passengers Killed
Islet a, New Mexico. April 11.--!
Nineteen passenger* of an east bound *
Pickwick Cray Hound bus were killed I
and eight seriously injured today;
when the bus was struck by a westbound
Santa Fe fast mail train near 1
h ore.
The speeding train side swiped the i
hu-. causing its gasoline tank to ex- j
plode and burning much of the wreckage.
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Bodies were hurled from *>0 to 200 j
feet along either side of the grade !
crossing and the right of way.
Parts of the bus were carried along
a half mile, the engine traveling at
such a speed that it was not brought
to a stop for a mile and one half.
Fight injured were taken to hos'
pit&ls at Albuquerque, near here.
There were twenty-seven passengers
on the bus so far as officials
were able to ascertain.
Two men traveling in an automo
bile near Townville, Anderson county,
" Ust -Saturday invited R. A. Gibbes to
ride with them. He accepted. Then
they robbed him of $114 and have not
been heard from since.
Over a Billion Deadly Germ* |
in a Single Drop of Water
Germs are so small that there may
be as many as one billion, seven hundred
million of them in a drop of
water. And just a few of these tiny
germs, if they get into your blood
through a cut in your skin, may mako
you so sick you will be in bed for
weeks?may cause the loss of a limb
through bloo^i poisoning?may even
infect you with thrft most dreadful
and fatal of diseases, lockjaw.
Just because you can see no dirt
in- a cut does not mean that it is
clean. You cannot see. germs. The
only safe and sane thing to do, is
to thoroughly wash every cut. no
matter how small, with Liquid Bornzono.
to kill the germs, and then
dust it with Borozone Powder, to
hasten the hcalinir. Liquid Borozone
costs 30 cents, -oil cents, $1.20 and
$l.f)0; Borozone Powder, 30 cents and
t?il cents, and can be had at Delvalb
Pharmacy, Camden, S. ('.
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Dr. H. M. Padgett
CHIROPRACTOR j
Second Floor of Fashion Shop 1
Building
Office hours: 3 to 6 p. m., Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday of
each week.
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Weak
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"a Virginia Spruce, of
*8 Stapleton, Va. "I was
? pale and felt lifeleaa,
8 and my atrength did
** not return.
* "I spent moat of
8 my time on the bed.
I was very aiervoua, and the
W least thin*; upset me. I did not ??
Si have strength enough to lit't n Si
5 broom. At times I would have ?i
5 hnd headaches, which would ^
5 hurt me until I could hardly see. <t
5 "Someone asked me why I
5 did not try Cnrdui. I had road b
5 of it, so I thought I would eeo '<
2 what it would do for me. It i
J was really remarkable how I Si
came out My strength re- i
turned, and my health was bet- i
I ter than it had been in years. |i
I I gained in weight about ten |i
I pounds. My color was good, L
l and I ceased to suffer from w
I headaches I hsve told my L
( friends shout Cardui because I
( was benefited after taking it"
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Drives Into House
With Merry Racket
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Uishopvljle, April 11.?-What happens
when a rapidly moving object
strikes an immovable one wan fully
demonstrated here Wednesday night
about 1U o'clock when a young man
psmed Lynch, working with an engineering
party of the highway department,
mistook K. iL I^aney's residence
for a target and from all the
visible evidence must have plumbed
it at 36 to 40 miles an hour.
This residence is located on Main
street and faces the entrance to
Ridge. Lynch was evidently joining
out of Ridge street and turned
neither to the left nor to the right,
but jumped the sidewalk straight a
head leaving a space of some 12 fe r
where there ure no signs of an automobile
track, struck the front yard
and head on into Laney'a porch, missing
the steps by a few inches.
The impact broke a <1 by 8 sill of
rich yellow pine and transmitted the
shock- through a cross sill to the
second room where it knocked down
two vases and cracked the plastering.
The sill wasn't just cracked, it
was shattered and broken entirely in
Ko, and it rexted on a foundation
wall of brick.
What of the car and the occupant?
To look at what is left of the automobile
nobody would believe it possible
for one to come out of such a
wreck alive and yet Lynch did, and
so far as can Ik* learned has only a
few bruises about the face. The car
had to be pulled out from under the
sill, the air in the tires being let
out to do it. The front is folded up
like a partly closed camera, the fan
spindle sticking out through the radiator,
axle twisted and bent and
j other damage.
Baldy Johnson, notorious ^piquor
j dealer of Greenville, was sentenced
to serve two years in the Federal prison
in Atlanta at Greenville Monday,
when he pleaded guilty in Federal
court to conspiracy to violate the liquor
laws.
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
For Sheriff.
I hereby announce myself aa A candidate
for reflection to the office of
Sheriff for Kerahaw County, accord
ing to the rules of the Democratic
primary.
Very respect/fully,
J. H. McLEOD.
For Treasurer.
I' hereby announce myself as a candidate
for re-election to the office of
Treasurer of Kershaw County, subject
.to the rules and regulations of
the Democratic primary.
Very respectfully,
8. WYLIE HOG HE.
For Auditor.
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for re-electten to the office of
Auditor for Kershaw County, subject
to the rules and regulations of the
Democratic primary.
Respectfully yours,
r - B. E. SPARROW.
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for election to the office of
Auditor for Kershaw County, subject
to the rules and regulations of
jhe Democratic primary.
Respectfully,
MISS WILLIE MOORE.
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For Probate Judge
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the office 0/ Judge of Prohate
for Kershaw County, subject to
the rules of the Democratic primary.
Very respectfully,
G. A. MOSELEY.
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the office of Judge of Prohate
for Kershaw County, subject to
the rules' of the Democratic primary.
Very respectfully,
MRS. MATTIE R. WEST
I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the office of Judgeof
Probate for Kershaw county subject
to the rules of the Democratic
primary.
Yours respectfully,
N. C. ARNETT.
For Judge of Probate
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the office of Judge of Prohate
for Kershaw County, subject to
the rules and regulations of the
Democratic primary.
Very respectfully.
L. REX JONES.
For The House .
I hereby place my name before the
voters as a candidate for the House
of Representatives from Kershaw
County, subject to the rules and regulations
of the Democratic primary.
Very respectfully,
JAMES R. BF.LK
For SUite Senate.
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for re-election as Senator for
Kershaw county, subject to the rules
of the primary and I will appreciate
the continued support of the people
ot my county.
h Very respectfully,
GROVEK C. WELSH.
For Road Superintendent.
I hereby anounce myself a candidate
for re-election to the office of
Road Superintendent of Kershaw
county, subject to the rules and regulations
of the Democratic primary.
Very respectfully,
H. El'MUNfc.
For Magistrate
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for re-eleetlion to the office of
Magistrate for DeKalb Township in
Kershaw County, subject'to the rules
and regulations of the Democratic
primary. Very respectfully,
B. M. SMITH
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the office of Magistrate for
DeKalb Township in Kershaw County,
subject to the Democratic party
rules. Very respectfully,
G. B. RLYTHER - ^
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the office of Magistrate
for DeKalb Township, according to
the rules of the Democratic primary,
Respectfully yours,
CLEMENT C. BROWN
I hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the office of Magistrate
for Buffalo Township, with office at
i Bethune.
Very respectfully,
C. C. PATE.
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NOTICE TO TAXPAYHItS
The time for paying State, County
and School taxes for year 1929 has
been extended to May 1st, 1930.
The penalty of one per cent, heretofore
assessed, shall be collected up
to May 1st, and* after that
unpaid taxes shall go into execution
with all penalties as provided by law.
. S. W. HOGUE,
Treasurer Kershaw County,
j Camden, S. C., March 13th, 1930.
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