The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, January 31, 1930, Image 2
Nobody's Business
Written for The Chronicle by Gee
McCJoe, Copyright, l'JL'8.
\ Talkie Talk
I went to a 20-cept tnIki?* tlflfrothcr
night and they finally let i?ie in for
A) ee/ita. .Some movie* remind me
of iny old I X-am|-!)'.) hoarding house,
fine day the old lady had chicken
pie for dinner instead of cornbread
and collnrds and she charged me 3.r>
cents extra for that week's board,
hut if she accidently left off the
col tarda, she didn't knock off anything.
(This show was not in my
home-town it was in yours.)
Well, I got a seat near enough to
the acrecn to slobber on jf every
time I sneezed. The usual number
o! "ads" were run thru the machine
and then the show folks told us in
pictures what they would have at
that theatre next week and week
after next and the T> weeks following
and the few other weeks that com"
before duly 4th. When I woke un,
the regular feature had started
The female eharaeters were fairly
well d re - - ml iri the sicinity of tlier
waists and a!-<? h;.nl on ear-bob-.
Most of them were high k < kei s and
r, In at .ill they Old widen
Me men to phase nearly all of tiernaidgietl
men. So far none of the
talking had been in Kngli-h' it seem
id to be Yankee altogether. I r.iti-'h
L: o' wo id- about lovely eye-, ar
I'm lib .
.The erike eater U jlo Sat light lie
bind roe helped the leading lady with
a!! In I -ollg-. He lifter < i: i '? ' tie'
get one word ahead o I 11; r n 11 he
liajrpt red not to know trie "skit." he
whistled it aricl I?'t her -Mig it. Between
I lie i lio| .|| -p|ee- hi il'e
.'obi-! - and tr.'ew the hulls tlown mi
tite 1 lour and stomped <in them eve .
r,..w and the lie had about J good
tl< . <>f hair tonic or hay rum <d
due poll - h. lie he ked a full dime ..f
having half -en-e.
Idle . oil pa in front of me hugged
-o ravenously I couldn't keep my
mind on the picture. If that dame
didn't -iiffer a lew broken ribs, I'm
going to (put dodging automobiles
from row on. She wa- chewing gum
the i ate of III chew > per minute,
aid -he s it it* 11 like talcum powders
and i oiigh-on rats. She Used he>
i'i inpai t every other hug. The male
111 e 1111 >e t of the couple had evident!',
been away from borne lately i I?*
had - < n m i y good p tiuc that had
la . eeled up to t hat night. < He
w . - a < a- grease! at .. '".liing statr ?
r; \ .r'h < a"o|tria >
i . ( hoy w a.. - at o>; my !? ft
. in* r; - m n ; .a ! iMiiin : a: J
:} , v i t lie lay r!|? * - i J
i lie \\ .| ' . Ma* , ,, ,t , ,g !.t s liia I .
. * id g g'.?a| and mumid. : tin l>alan. \
f t be i one d i.e o|.| i e y on tny lc! t ,
I a" bed, be r ?ie rev . me part of i
t . ' ; III, and I'll; eo ! A 1. C, she I
i a'. n. d iv. t |v a m ' aKe and <be .
w.; -1 tat. h.ng in lota I sat down, so i
Uoi.'t hlan.e la: ! : uilkle- ..r. me. The
picture did > as. nably well except fo.
t i.e few tittle- t tie flllum- broke. The
1 ouse was s,, hot < ]1t. gutta percha
'out'oils melted off tin flappers |
!oi ties w tin sat scats back. The
"r.eWs" 'eels We e all light, only they
-oiimied very much like a threshing!
machine. I lost that alt cents and
0 nl- the next day mi a turkey
winch weighed "> pounds less than the
irllow said.
timely hints to tenant farmers
1. ?-don't cut anny sprouts or clean
off anny terraces or fix anny fences,
that is the landlord's hizness. it' you
need some kindling so's the old
woman can start fires every morning,
pull some shingles off of the
hack house or cow-shed.
'J. rlon t keep no wood cut abend
their* ain't n.> telling when the federal
land hank will sell inr. smith's
larm and you will hafter move, look
after yore dog house and keep out
i old wind ansoforth as cold wind
i atiM'.s black tung and mange, it*
you have a good dog tuat her vigh".
begin calling on yore landloi !
t'ten for meat and flout and lard
and coffee and sug.u and salmon and
salad dressing and bananas and
montuy for ga.- and oil and tell htm
I.e will h a \ e to get you a spare and
possibly - m w front . u.-ings, as yea
<ion't want ! * dliVe ins uilllr- when
. fold i- eileaper on him.
1 ' you ha \ e r , >\v . mnki y ir
mi id huy y "U tu i>y t he tun.
e'a-- get b.g .'.lit: * o feral tie!
i ' n't ' >?.. w it * pig. di mi "i.
... c ...tailor.:. t y r,d t.. do am:;
. t . y P o\\ . g dot n
i. ; -ay - w< w hav. a d* >
' g. - w ' y M:i y ! . d* (i .'. y w
t k I'M* y . i.i! .i: a d
: ' . t . ' : . . \v d.
' ' out f 'Mi ba
' :: a o.i t \ ! I i a*
' - '.p ' s-t It be eats > -.on.
I'oi. -.. w . d .: y a a i e w . Is g .
b a! v t -, -e'.I a i.it'e bit ,.f y lar.da.-.i
- ...:n and fodder and gr : som?
vat y -pi mg \ eget aides with v:t tnrns
;r. them fo- y.u, family's -.?kc. y re
land'oid \\oT*', know :t.
do: '. fix up any land f.o corn,
ht yore landlord by male feed, plant
plenty cotton the price will bo
l**w ami y.rc family can buy dress
glints .heap don't bother with a
garden. yore landlord should furnish
you numr.ey to buy green truck
with when the weather gets fail
and the ground is dry enuff to plow
begin yore spring loafing, pick yoi
(*ut a nice bench in town to set on
.. don't curry yore landlord';
I
inuI?*m left in yore cure und don't
water them oftener ? tiiun once or
twice a week: cold water unit good
for mule#. throw the collar# und
bridle# and goais down in the burn
hall. yore landlord can buy new
one# every few davs. take, the well
rope und tie yore fenders on tighter,
y ore landlord will net you a new
rope. don't take army interest in
the place you ure livin on, if the
house leaks, call on yore landlord,
if yore family gets sick, call on yore
landlord. if yore mother-in-law
dies, notify yore landlord. if you
need overalls, workshirts, silk stockings
and celery, get 'em all from
v ore landlord. he enjoys owning
land and feeding folks, rile or foam
if you like this,
j yore ttulie,
nuke ( lark, rfd.
Home
Newspaper offers a prijee for thi
best definition of "home." Home
isn't that the place that has the
mortgage on it??Macon Telegraph.
I'nusual Case iii Lancaster
! At tin- present time there is but
j thirteen prisoners at the county jail,
j a lesser number than last month and
the same as have been in the local
bustile for the past week or two. .A
number of prisoners managed to secure
bail last month including ('hum
Graham, accused of murder,
Among the prisoners which'include
eight negroes and five white people
and Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Goodmau
who are accused <>f poisoning their
young son, "Jimmie." Mr, and Mrs,
Goodman live in the Tradesville section
of the county and according to
authorities at Monroe, an examination
of the nine year old boy showed
that he had be?*n poisoned. It is
also said that his mother and father
are accused of breaking their hoy's
,a rm.
The case is a rather unusual one
as the Goodman's are said to be very
religious. Kach night they now lead
in prayer meeting and song service
at. the local jail?Lancaster News.
Some Large Hoga Killed
Messrs. J. I), and Hump Sense, on
Newberry JCoute 5, last night and
week before killed some big hogs.
Friday of last week Mr, J, D. Sease
killed a hog that weighed 731 pounds
from which he mude* without trim*
ming close, 32 gallons of lard. A
few days before, he killed one that
weighed <>50 nounds. Mr. Hamp
Sease has killed two, one weighing
700 and the other 730 pounds. He
says he has another to kill, but it
is too small and he will wait awhile,
it will weigh now only about 300
pounds. When asked how much
sausage he made, he replied he didn't
know, he just made sagsuge.?Newberry
Observer.
Politician*
The most suece?iful South Carolina
poL^tcian i* he who shakes
hands, kisses babies and flatters
people of both sexes from primary
to primary?in other words, the perpetual
vote seeker.?Marion Star.
Cheraw Banker
Gets Year and a Day
Charleston, Jan. 22? William Godfrey,
president of the defunct First
National Bank of Cheraw and former
treasurer of the Episcopal diocese of
South Carolina, pleaded guilty this
afternoon in the United States court
here to charges of making false entries
in the books of the bank ?nd
to obtaining money / by the use of
fraudulent no?'<s and- drafts in violation
of the Federal Reserve act.
Judge J. Byles Glenn sentenced the
defendant to serve one year and a
<lay in the United States penitentiary
in Atlanta and to pay a fine of $10.
In imposing sentence Judge Glenn
said he was taking into consideration
that Mr. Godfrey was in extremely
bad health and had suffered considerably.
He promised the co-operation
of the court in having the sentence
reducer!.
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Aged Georgia (onpiJB
Murdered by RobbX
Poweravilie, Ga., Jan. 23.~-dy?J
Gartley, 86, and his wife, 80,
found clubbed to death (in their |Hi
eluded farm home neur here
victims, officer* believed, of a r?kfl
ber, who sought a reported cache gfl
money.
A negro living near the lUrtk^H
house was arrested but SheriU
George Anderson of Peach couquj I
said ne did not have "n very :-.ir0h'^H
case" against him.
Foi yea I there hud been 11111,^^^1
that Gartley, a Confederate vet?9
hud hoarded a quantity of monej^H
his home but the sheriff sHid gfl 1
doubted there was moft than
in the house. 1
'1" j Ohio eupreme court has Kraril.^P
ed a sjuy of one month iu the
of Dr. James H. Snook, under sea^l
tence of death for the murder
| Theora Hix, Ohio University co-ed. H1
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