a?wcqjuj. i1 i.'i vmgtmmemesssBsssaaBBsaa Nobody's Business Written for Tb? Chronicle by (it McGee, Copyright, 1928. A baby was born down in Alaba ma the other day with its brains in its stummiok. It's a pity the poor thirty didn't live. He would have made a wonderful legislator when he reached manhood. Uncle Joe says about the worst he ever felt in his life was when he came to town not long ago on IJollar Day, and had only 15 cents in his pockft, I had a peculiar experience myself last Sabbath. 1 saw the collection plate corning round, and the smallest change I had was a 5-doliar bill, so I simply dozed off to sleep. Some men would put you down ai a plumb fool if you were to try to swamp, them a dime for i>0 cents, yut those same meo will play their money into a slot machine. A man up in Ohio has developed a new type of radish, and wants a name for it. I suppose he crossed a horse radish with a turnip, and mule radish would be a very good Maimer for his tummick aeher. r Cotton Letter New York, March 25.?Account continued unfavorable weather, together with the result of the Stribling-Sharkey light, aided and abetted by the slow movement of fertilizer for the season, plus the promised farm relief from Mr. Hoover, cotton broke 85 points during the day to x new low for the week, therefore, we prefer not to advise our clients further than to say that while May may be a good buy at the present level, we are confident that if July is sold short, and October is straddled while you are long oh spots, that December will break in March when the cotton mills give notice that they will begin curtailing in June and con-! tinue through August. . . .If cotton sells for 3 cents a pound less than1 it's worth. I Dresses useter be so long that they1 flopped about on the kitchen floor and! stirred up a dust all the time. Now! they are so short, they flop around in1 the gravy and soup while the old ladyl is "needing dough" for other pur-i poses. Moral. Fumigate. It is very atylish nowadays for business men not to go to work till about 0:30 a. m., and knock off about 5:00 p. m. That's the reason you hear of so many failures. Grand Opera It was my privilege last year to attend Grand Opera in a neighboring city, and it was my pleasure to leave before the show vt&s over. I can readily understand how certain people Who don't love music can enjoy Grand Opera, but if it were not "society" to attend these functions, Madame Bidamski would have to get 4 somebody to show here where the stage was. Well, I paid my 4 dollars for a' ticket, and went in and sat down on a plunk. I think the plank in tion was about 5 inches wide, and was groover! and warted very muJ. :.ke a cucumber, and was a tegular vn grower. I sat down though. ;ii?i scotched myself with my lilt hoc 1 ami right toe, preparatory to absorbing some veal joy and hilarity! I he first thing on *..\e program was' some band music. I little squirt with a little black mustache that' looked: like 2 mucilage brushes peraihulatod j "lit into the middle of the stage, and Got Up In The Morning Feeling DIZZY "I BXQAit to Buffer with headache and biliousness," says Mr. John C. Malone, of Buena V ista, Ohio. "I had a hurting through the middle part of my body which seemed to como from indigestion. I would get constipated, and then feel all out of aorta. I would got up in the morning I feeling dizzy, and everything I ate would disagree with me. "Someone asked me why I did not try Black-Draught, I found it to ho just the medicine I needed. When 1 *?eel a spell coining on, 1 begin Cv taking a dose of Black-Draught, dry, at night 1 continuo to take it for several days, and in a short while I am reeling fine. It is all the medicine I need." Costa only 1 cent a dose. THEDFORD'8 Fraught For CONSTIPATION INDIGESTION, BILIOUSNESS/ WOMEN who need & tonic jr ahould tak? Cu.rdui. In uae over 60 years. ,.14| / NO-MO-KORN FOR CORNS AND CALLOUSES Made in Camden And For Sale By DeKalb Pharmacy?Phone 95 > nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrnrnmrn Beetle Control Found By Experiment Station t (Jiemaon College, March 23.?After experimenting aeveral yeera with poison to coinbat the Mexican bean |j beetle, C. O. Hddy. entomologist, hhs i found aeveral very effective sprays I and duata that may be used under , South <'?rv>lina conditions. These recommendations are offered by the South Carolina Experiment Station and approved by the Extension 1 Service, ;! One good spray i? magnesium arsenate, one pound in 50 gallons of 1 water; or one ounce in three gallons. Another is three-quarters of a pound of calcium arsenate and a pound and ; u half of hydratcd lime in 50 gallons ; of water; or in smaller proportion, three-quarters ounce of calcium arsenate, an ounce and a half of hydrated lime and three . gallons of water, hour dusts are found satisfactory. ; The first, is one pound of magnesium arsenate with three to five pounds of ^hydrated lime. The second is one pound of arsenate with six to nine , pounds of hydrated lime. A thir 1 , consists of 16 pounds of calcium arsenate, 15 pounds of monohydrated I copper sulfate and 70 pounds of hyi drated lime; or in the different pro1 portion of 20 pounds of calcium ! arsenate, 20 pounds of monohydrated ' copper sulfate and 50 pounds of hydrated lime.. To control the beetle j on beans that are fruiting or ?n gardens where cost is riot important, | extract of pyrethrum is good. Champion Eater Sends Dare Springfield, Mo., March 21.?Billy Sherman, champion food consumer ; of Missouri has issued a challenge to the world. A big gathering saw him ! perform recently. Hilly, who comes of a family of father, mother, brother and sister, whose combined weight is 1,278 pounds, sat down to a meitl consisting of 24 ham sandwiches, 15 doughnuts, two dozen fried eggs, two Tbone steaks, French fried potatoes and topped the meal with a whole cherry pie. He stands 6 feet 2 inches tall, weighs 354 pounds, and is 27 years old. Throat Slashed in Barber Chair Seneca, March 22.?J. O. Fields, well known business man of this town, was seriously slashed by a supposed demented man as he sat in a chair in a local barber shop late today. Mr. Fields had just taken his seat in the chair when the young man, who was in the act of washing his hands in a basin nearby, whirled and slashed at Mr. Fields with a knife. His throat was badly lacerated and he was rushed to the Anderson county hospital. It was said there that while his wound was serious he had a good chance for rocovery. The "assailant was arrested and carried to jail at Walhalla. Mrs. Abbie Evans Dead Mrs. Abbie I>. Kvans, widow of . the late Hugh II. Kvans, of Spring: , Hill, died Thursday night at the! I home of her niece, Mrs. E. F. McI Coy, of St. Charles, aged 84 years. Mrs. Kvans survived all of her children but leaves a number of grand children and other relatives. Th funeral services were held at I'isgao. Church, Friday afternoon by Rev.! Ledbetter of Oswego.?Friday's Sumter Item. Mrs. Gaylord Steger, aged 25, and her three small chlidren were found dead at their home near Toledo, Ohio, on Monday and authorities believe that they had been slain and their house set afire. bowed a few dozen times to the applause that we 4-dollar fellows were , giving him. I never did know why folks were so glad to see him, not even after his act was over. In a few minutes. Don Rinnis-i 1 tovino jumped upon a little box in1 front of the socalled musicians and! began to wave that little stick of his. lb pointed *o measley guy way over in one c mi:, and he picked his -fiddle ug twice, '.hen th. stick m.i wa ed at another hen.! wait.-, | he t-.ot. ! his walking : 'k le too'... after a wait fa: . ( minute \\ the conductor v- ?-. g his n a position : "set" thing, a man nit hi. r.e l.-ng blow i \"phone. ! ? -rung kep- for several i m. Suddenly men reached i-oc n 11 the floor picked up 3 n;. k bottles and stn . them in their hens, and they t 1 once, and , >tupt. The conduct.e with his baton was doing the hula-hula wiggle to his men, and every few seconds, one of j them would make a teeny-weeny noise ! on the instrument he wa> boss of, , but nothing like a turn* was ever i struck. I waited with breath.ess anticipation for the hunch t.> b-eak loose or "Old Black Joe" or "Turkey in thi Straw," hut n-th.-.g of interes ; showed up. I felt ko the hoys weri I trying to got in ' hut they weft ; on that-a-wav f. about 16 minutes and then neai y .. . ,,t' them gave oni _ loud blow or. i-.orn and "saw" oi ^ the fiddle and a ' n?t on the saxophone ; and then the little man turned aroun i ami began to how at us, and I aske ! my friend what was the matter, an. | he said. "Why -the orchestra ha finished its first ensemble," except h didn't pronounce it like I spelt it. got my hat and left that place?an j went to a picture show. ~ * "*? 5 ^ MASTER'S SALE 1 1 St?U of South Carolina, County of Ktrihwr. (In Court of Common Plea* ) I 1 Kershaw County, plaintiff, gainst J. Boyd Magill, A. E. Magill,,L. A Kirkland, .and John M. Croxton, 7*1 Robert Magill and J. W. Stover, as Trustee* of Beaver Creek CburcV| defendant*. ' f 1 r I Under and by virtue of a Decree of hi* Honor, Judge T. J. Mauldin, oreaiding in the Fifth Circuit, of date March 16, 1929, 1 will offer for ealo to the highest bidder for cash, before the Court House door in the City of Camden, during the legal hours of sale, op the first Monday in April (being April I, 1929), the following described real estate: , "All that parcel or lot of land in the County of Kershaw and State of South Carolina, containing aixty-two and one-half (62 V*) acres, more or I less, lying twenty?two miles north of I Camden on the public road known as the Old Klut Rock Road, and bounded north by lands formerly of P. C. l.uiner, now of Dr. Herton, and by lands of Cauthen; east by the said Old Flat Rock Road from Camden to Lancaster; south by property I formerly a part of this same tract but this day conveyed to A. R. Magill, I and west by lands of Brewer. The I property hereby conveyed is the northern part of that tract conveyed to Mary R. Magill by Serena K. Miller by deed of date August 24, 1897, which deed is recorded in the office of the Clerk of Court for Kershaw County in Book Z-Z at page This tract is separated from the rest of this property this day conveyed to A. R. Magill by a road known as the Ford Road." also , "All that parcel or lot^of land in the County of Kershaw and State of South Carolina, lying twenty-two miles north of Camden, on the public road known as Old Flat Rock Road, containing sixty-two and one-half (62 Vfc) acres, more ^or less, and bounded north by land heretofore a part of this same property and this day conveyed to J. Boyd Magill from I which it is separated by a road known as the Ford R?md; east by the public road from Camden to Lancaster, known as the Old Flat Rock Road; j south by lands of Brewer and west by lands of Brewer. The tract hereby conveyed is the southern portion of that land covered by deed of Serena E. Miller to Mary B. Magill of date August 24, 1897, which deed is recorded in the office of the Clerk I of Court for Kershaw County in Book Z-Z at page 856." ? ! ' Any person, except the holder of some lien set up in this action, desiring to bid at said sale shall deposit! with the Master before making his bid in money or certified check the sum of twenty-five ($25.00) dollars as a pledge to make good his bid in | case of its acceptance. j W. L. De>PA9S, JR., Master for Kershaw County. March 14, 1929. | SUMMONS FOR RELIEF j State of South Carolina, j County of Kershaw. i (Court of Common Pleas) I H. S. Zeigler and Chattanooga Med-1 ecine Company, plaintiffs, j vs j S. D. Hurst, Executor of the last Willi and testament of L. E. Hurst, de-1 ceased, R. Dexter Hurst, Junita Hurst, minor, Wateree Building and Loan Association, State of South Carolina, defendants. .. rl To the Defendants: I You are hereby summoned and re-1 quired to answer the complaint herein I of which a copy is herewith served I upon you and to serve a copy of your 1 answer to said complaint upon the j subscriber at his office in the City of I Camden, S. C., within twenty days I after service hereof upon you, ex-1 elusive of the day of such service, and I if you fail to so answer the complaint I within the time aforesaid, the plain- J j tiffs in this action will apply to the | | Court for the relief demanded in the J Complaint. JOHN K. deLOACH Plaintiff's Attorney. ; March 5, 1929. -'I To the absent defendants, R. Dexter ! Hurst and Junita Hurst: Y >u will 'ea.-e take notice that th* original Sic nons anil Complain' in the ;;lx>ve , * ;tlcV ^ MASTER'S HAUP?1 State of South Carolina, I Qpunty of iCershaw. I (Court of Common IMe-m) Mary Fletcher Charlton, plaint J H, P. Oglesby, H. 1'. oKie8^^B Martha Oglesby, I..n.uel y {M ' by and Redding Oglesby, d^H Under and by virtue of an Ordfl Court made in the above ' case and dated the * 12th dtil'March, 1920, the Master for t^| ahaw County will offer for ujMU public auction, for caah, ]*f0rt Kershaw County Court House i|; Camden, iSouth Carolina, (luriJ^H legal hours of sale on the 1st being the 1st day of April> JljHj-J! following described real estat^w; "All that piece, parcel or [J larul, with buildings Ihcrcon, in the City of Camden, CountfJ i Kershaw, State of South Cirtjfl fronting South fifty-five (55) fed Union Street and extending ward with a uniform width, depth of two hundred and twS (2?0) feet, bounded North by J erty, formerly of K. C. Richie not^B Mrs. Charlton and Fletcher; Etttfl property of Margarett B. Gord^H t South 'by Union Street and ^ property now or formerly of JbiW ! W. Boykin. Being the property veyed to me by Jennie C. Whit^H tmd Loulie S. Whltftker by dufM date jthe l&th day of December, and recorded in the office of the cjfl of Court for Kershaw Countj^B Book B-V, pa$ 243." J Anyone desiring to bid st uidsfl except the plaintiff, shall Ant dM < posit with the Master as an evidi^H of good faith, certified check oradH in the sum of one hundred ($!* dollars. At the conclusion of ifl sale, the Master shall return unsuccessful bidders any sums posited. \ W. L. DePAS8, JK, W Master Kershaw County, m March 15th, 1929. Economy in Business 1 i ^?Ty '9 ""l meal"K'S3; i4 is management. While this statement has been made in regard to government expenditures, it applies - i J aa much to an '"dividual in the handling of his own finances I The First National Bank I ?- Camden, South Carolina.?-hi- . j onlynationaiTHank couni I