The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, January 18, 1929, Image 2

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Nobody's Business | Written for The Chronicle by Gee McGee, Copyright, iyii8. More Farm Belief 1 have been giving the question of farm relief a great deal of serioo* consideration here of iale. 1 know the farmer and his needs from A 'o Z plus 2 by 4 divided by the single j rule of minus his exierni of short- j comings together with ins 100 per cent good intentions The average farmer ran run his j farm ail light without any help, and j if congress wants to do something worthwhile for us poor down trodden tiller- <d the soil, it should pass a law requiring the government to give each ai"I .every farmer a new auto ' mobile once u yeui and one thousand; dollars in cash to r un it with. Then,' and only then, will our deep-seate i ; wo-ries be over. A man simply (an't run a car anda family by toe sweat of his brow Only one blow <l.?es any sweating rio w-a-daysince it's become disgiacefui to make the younguns work. Some women are willing to be useful around tin- borne, but they say it don't look right to slop hogs with silk stockings on or milk cows with rayon teddie# in use, that i??on the women, not the cows and hogs. By thV time a farmer sells all of his corn ami a few pounds of extra sausage meat ami what eggs he can lake up, and pay the proceeds there1 from for a license tag for his liz| zie, he simply is broke, and instead I of having enough money to run his i farm with, why, he has just about enough to keep the car agoing I thr ough August Maybe .1 "nder" can be put on the McNar >-Haugeri bill when It comes up again .n the house that will carry the t'Mia "help" referred to herein, vizzly An automobile and one thousand dollars, and 1 am sure some .southern congressman or senator will look out for this "rider." This should not affect the fee system which is operative in the original bill as drafted, and as so many "lame ducks" will have to return to the farm at an early date, I feel sure that they will give a parting vote to the new features suggested. I tl^ink congress should tuke cognizance of the fact that if the government should pass the hill to furnish the automobiles ansoforth in question that the said automobiles should all be of the 7-passenger type with 1 wheel brakes and automatic windshield wipers ai?i everything, so's when the old man goes to loaf all day, he can take his family along and let them loaf too. The five most hazardous occupations in the world today are: 1. -l,i\ ing in Chicago. -.-?Driving an automobile. 3.? Walking. 1. ?Flying. ">.?Drinking. Before Christmas 1-?"Yes, Darling Mother." 2.?"Mother, Tell me something t ) do." 3.?"See how clean my face is." -1.?"Mother. let me help you sweep." J).?"Hurry, or we'll be late *t Sabbath school." After Christmas A 1-?"Aw, Ma. You hurt my ears." ?"Ma, why don't you make Sue do something." ?"I don't care if my old face is dirty." I ?"Pshaw. I haftcr do everyth.ng." > -"Gosh. I don't wanter go to n- d Sunday school." Page a Snake : a-ked 1 ncle Joe how he eujoy< ; holiday* and he said not much ' ?' had r;:y one fruit jar full and :l,d to an some of that to a man 'A ' claim.' : he got snake bit when nl.y k i kt d the skin off his hand ai.k :.is li //;. rude .Joe a.'- - that 'he next fell >w who gets atythivg on him in trie way of sperm- : a -nake-h.tes will have to show him tne snake. Fords First 1 r.e doctors have established a new rate schedule for operating on people 'A ho ha\ i had w recks. If a man gets hurt whia driving a 1-horse wagon, he is ojHoated on for nothing and is given a bed in the free ward, but tf >.e gets steveup in a Ford, it cost* him 2a dollars to be stitched up. and it" his injuries take place during a trip in a Packard, his hill will be ?275.DO and hospital charges, how'ver. it his wreck and trouble find um in a Rolls-Royce, the examina. ion is $100.00. and operation is *12.0.00 and the X-ray picture.- run up to $200.(Hi and his blood analysis plays a tune $70.25 an: the laboratory tee is $- > " and siu- ial nurses a-r\ tor On (-,j the hospital pulls teg t IV : o< , f??v 0 1 day S, .i.i.i (). II:- :r.j:. os wei o noir . v as -< rn u- ;ho-e nfered ay tin guy w r" g ' Murt :n the Ford an. went * * the follow ;i.g Tuesday \ w man flying from Curt:.-- Field, i 1., last Friday had tho experience !' losing the propeller of he- plane it' midair. .100 fret above the en-th after flying for an hour. She shut off the engine and glided to earth and a safe landing. ELECTRO L OIL BURNER SALES AND SERVICE PHONE 546 E. G. BURKE Phimbing and Heating REPAIR WORK AT REASONABLE PRICES ( orncr Dekalb and Fhur Streets i SHE HAS NO FEAR OF NITROGLYCERIN Woman Hauls It to Fire-Fighting Husband. Anuirtllo, Texas.?tier buhbund'a duiigetou- vocation Is slimed by Mrs. Tex TboriHo?, wife of the iuhu who puts oik Urea In the oil tields by tossing nitroglycerin into the Humes, lint she finds no thrill in It. It Is Mrs. Thornton's Job to tiuul nitroglycerin to her husband, lieceulI\ she droVe an automobile 800 miles over rough rouds, carrying 1,501) quarts ' of the explosive. Scores of motorists ! who niiw Mrs. Thornton approuchiug ' abandoned their nutoniobiles and scurried across the prairie. Hut she Insisted there was "nothing to make u fuss about." Mrs. 1 i.oruton bad to cliunge tlrea live limes before she delivered the nitroglycerin to her husband, who vvus tight log a costly gas fire at Corpus Christ I "Mv work Is Just colorless routine,'' she remarked after the perilous trip. "Me\ has ulI the fun, and 1 envy him. His work really Is dangerous, and he accomplishes something. My bit Is In- leiitul and anybody could do It.-' I bornton's "fun" consists of <lon ning an usbestos suit, crawling to the eiJ-e of a lire cruter and' hurling 50 t'- lot) quarts of nitroglycerin into the tb iiaes. If several blasts fail to ex I ingi.isli the lire, lie digs deeper Into Ids b..g of tricks and gets water and steam 1 io help him. Mrs. '1 hornton also takes care of the storage of the family stock of i i' ogiycerin. While she does not dr-ad the explosive, she does fear the e and snakes which she finds in i storehouse. > "<e their marriage live years ago Mf> Thornton has been helping Tex i-bt the tires. Her hobby is airplanes, and she longs for the day when her i.unhand can buy her one. " ?" -rer* Man-Made Earthquakes Aid Railroad Builders Leningrad, U. S. S. K.?Man-made earth.juakes, recorded some distance away upon a simple form of seismograph weighing only u few pounds, uie helping ijudsiuu engiueers to survey the site of the proposed Turkestan Siberia ruilroad. lhe method Is to'detonute charges of explosives underground and to record the travel of vibrations through the ground In different directions. By a minute study of the records so obtained It is possible to secure data on the geological formation of the locality. i lie new seismograph Invented by Prof. Puul M. Nikiforov, director of the Physlco-Mnthematlca! Institute of lhe Russian Academy of Science at Leningrad, is similar to one recently invented in the Luited States by Dr. Joint A. Anderson of the Mount Wilson observatory u, California Its main part, the pendulum, Is a small vertical cylinder ,,f pure gold suspended a little .dt" center on a ; dr of line wires. Win-never there is any vibra* n the cylinder turns 1,11In prop..; on to strength of the Mioek. A titty drror attaeheil r? t - pendulum re:', .-ts a beam t>: ! ,r i.n a constantly ;> .vatic bg s|;. t r photographic taper. Lverv ii.:n of the cylinder, no latter bow Mn.iil, shifts the liglit spi,: con-itlerah v and it traces a wavy black line. >-t'\erjil of the new instruments are ii<>.v installed at eartii(|iiake staIions in Turkestan and t'ritnea and giv e complete stiiisfac tion. Rock Deflects Drills, Oil Engineer Finds iulsa. Dkla. ? Recausc of dellection of oil-boring tools in underground strata, it Is a wise oil man who actually knows where and at what level his well hits production, II. I', i.owen, I'ulsa ?> i I engineer believes. How en says llatl.v that no drill hole is vertical; and points to the recent Instance of two offset vvells coming together at a depth of 2.1 OO feet as proof. He has worked out n delleeti?>n fable which shows that a (J.oo )-foot hole that strays 2.i degrees from perpendicular ends up almost |):i|f ;i niile from its surface location and actually i- .?ii!y h.-L'L'l feet deep "As a rule a rotary hole shows the great. i amount >>f deflection." l'o\vcn >a\s. "It lias tieen reported that a ' goo foot rotarv hole of the R>>xunu i'etrideum coij..,ration on being surveyed. showed a deflecti>>u of degrees from perpendicular. Actually, ihen, it whs only about h.O'xi feet deep." Britons Must Import 3,700,000,000 Eggs a Year London? C.real lirltaln consumes r>.700.0U0,tK?i eggs a year, and native fowls produce only 2.000.000.00U eggs. Forty-seven per cent of Britain's Imported eggff conte from countries outside lhe British empire. The sum of money spent for these eggs exceeds the value of all the motor cars, motorcycles, cycles and rubber tires which Britain exports, ^gnd the Imperial economic council wants some thing done about It. Lnglish hens are now laying 100 eggs each annually as against 72 eggs in the pre-war period, hut their eggs nr. smaller. Denmark and Chu n are ID- chief sources of Britain's imported eggs. It is suggested by the economic council thai homo-lfli.i eggs . st .>uld be Identified In such r. r inner I Huh the public may give them profI ferinice. Benjamin N. Duke Dead in New York New York, Jan. 8.?'Benjamin N. Duke, tobacco magnate, philanthropist and art collector, died early today at his home here following a long illness. He wan 74 and fcH wealth has been estimated in excess of $60,000,000. Washington Duke, Southern land owner, found himself almost impoverished at the end of the civil war. He devoted himself to? tobacco raising and his crop was sold td country merchants by Benjamin and James U. Duke, his sons. James H. died a few years ago. - ..? From this modest in-ginning, Mr. Washington Duke was able to move to Durham, where he started a small factory. This prospered and when Washington Duke died he was a wealthy man. His sons enlarged upon their inheritance, inaugurating the manufacture of cigars by machinery whea that method of using tobacco first was introduced. By 1900 the Duke Brothers had become so important in the industry that when it was merged with the American Tobacco Company, the brothers were reported to have received $7,500,000 in securities, and controlled .'JO per cent. American tobacco stock. James became president and Benjamin was treasurer, and a director until the dissolution of the company in 1911 by order of the United States supreme court. Benjamin Duke, born in Orange (now Durham) county, N. C., April 27. 1^-55, was educated at Guilford College, N. C., and on February 21, 1877. he was married to Sarah Peain.n .Angler, of Durham. Two sons ur.d one daughter were born to them. George Washington and Angler Buchanan Duke are both dead. As the Duke brothers continued to a mas.-, wealth, they expanded the interest and founded the Duke Power Company. iBenjamin also branched out in railroad, cotton and banking and was?r- large operator In New York real estate. In addition to his homes here and in Durham, he maintained residence at various times in T nn/lnn -in Pnrio or?/J ?I7M ~ : J... ? .U % VA AAA A iUl IU44. Iii 1915 Benjamin Duke was seriously ill, and again in 1917, both times with nervous disorders. Several months ago he again was stricken and had been ill since. Benjamin, like his late brother, gave large sums for educational and charitable purposes, and his benefactions to Duke University, formerly Trinity < liege, and to ^iuilford ( ollege, are said to have exceeded $1,000,000. He never permitted a detailed list -f his gifts to become public. THK VAI.l ES OF .COWS Tennes-.ee Bank Estimates Revenue From Herd of Five A bank in Dyer county, Tenn., has figured out what could be bought with the cash farmers receive if every farm in that county had just five cows that produced an average of two and a half gallons of milk a day for 300 days each year. Here is the list: Pay every farmer's taxes, both state and county. Pay all auto licenses. Buy two tires for every car. Get a $-10 kitchen cabinet for every farm. Buy a $50 sewipg machine for each farm. Buy $;> worth of school, books for every child. Buy a $10 suite of furniture for every farm. t lothe each farmer and his family of five. Get $50 worth of paint for each farm. This tabulation does not take into account the amount to be gained by the increased soil fertility due to the u-e^d the manure, nor does it consider the money that is made through the sale of raltes.?Gastonia Gazette. Rickard Leaves Million New York, Jan. 10.?Tex Rickard left an estate valued at "over a million," Jack Dempsey revealed today after a conference with lawyers handling the promoter's affairs. Dempsey said that the will provides $50,000 in cash And all Rickard's personal property for the widow, an adequate bequest for his aged mother with the remainder of the estate when several minor bequests are taken care of going into n trust fund for the young daughter, Maxine. It is claimed by the defense attorney in the case of the state of Pennsylvania against John Blymer, who is charged with a "hex" or voodoo murder at York, Pa., that Blymer has the body of a man and the ghost-haunted mind of a child. Blymer is charged with the murder of Nelson D. Rehmeyer, 60, farmer recluse and an admitted powwow doctor. Aviator Discovers Fires On His Trips Atlanta, Ga., Jan. 11 -Although an aviator of parts, Gem Brown hqs the fireman's instinct. The pilot of cne of the night air mail planes out of Atlanta is authority for the statement that he's had a number of experiences in ''scaring u;> fires" between here and Richmond since the Atlanta-New York route was opened. His late t oirii was Tuesday morning at 2 o'clock when he spotted ft burning farmhouse ten miles west of Richmond. As on several previous occasions he dovji his mail wing plane straight for the building and skimmed just over it, his motor wide open and roaring an alarm. He discovered two other fires in isolated sections1 of North Carolina this week and another last week as he winged his way through the night. He ran into his first such experience last summer shortly after the air mail was established. "I've scared up quite a few farm house fires this way since then," he suid today shortly after he had landed the south bound mail from J Richmond. "You see, flying ul night and at a high altitude you can see; the blaze for miles and miles. 1' can't do anything to put out the fires' but 1 always fly to the spot and make a dive down to about 300 feet just to be sure to wake up anyone who might be asleep inside." Death of W. B. Gay William Blakeney Gay, a brother in-law of the late J. M. Lowry of Kershaw, who died last Saturday1 night died at his home in Hartsville,1 Monday. Mr. Guy was a native of Jefferson, where the remains were! taken for interment by Ellis Funeral Home. The deceased is surviv-' ed by his widow and one daughter,! Miss Mary Elizabeth Gay, by one brother, R. Brice Gay, and one sister, Miss Elizabeth Gay, both of j JefTerson. Mr. Gay had made his' home in Hartsville for the past 25j years. His age was 52.? Lancaster1 News. A farmer of Jeannette, Pa., re| cently slaughtered a hog weighing 1,225 pounds. The porker netted 1,109 ' pounds. _____ i TAX RETURNS j ?? , Office of Auditor Kershaw County, I Camden, S. C., December 11, 1928 Notice is hereby given that the Au-! ditor s Office will be open for receiving Tax Returns from January 1st, 1929, to March 1st, 1929. All persons owning real estate or personal property must make returns of the same within said period, as required by law, or be subject to a penalty of 10 per cent. The Auditor will attend in person or by deputy at the following places in the county on the dates indicated for receiving returns: Haley's Mill?January 18th. Kershaw?January 23rd and 24thWestville?January 25th. Blaney?January 31st. AH persons between the ages of 21 and 00 years, inclusive are required to pay a poll tax and all persons between the ages of 21 and 50 years, inclusive are required to pay a Road tax, unless excused by law. All Trustees, Guardians, Executors, Administrators or Agents holding property in charge must return same. Parties sending tax returns by mail must make oath to same before some officer and fill out the same in proper manner or they will be rejected, B. E. SPARROW, Auditor Kershaw County. TAX NOTICE Office of Treasurer Kerafca* rJ Camden, 8. C.t Sept. l2 iSfl Notice la hereby given th*?B books will be opened for tha^fl tion of State, County and SI Taxes Xrom October 15th, ^1*9 March 16th, 1029. A penalt?M per cent will be added to .if M unpaid January 1st, 1029, j? ' 19 February lat, 1029 and 7 ?J9 March 1st, 1920. **9 The rate per centum for county ia as followa; State Taxes, ^9 6-0-1 School, School Taxes, '['$9 County Taxes, '["|H Hospital 'V Constitutional School Tax ? Deficiency School Tax fl DeKalb Township jfofj9 Bonds, for DeKalb To*? I ship only Dog tax 61.26. All dog owBe?? required to make a return of tfl dogs to the County Treasurer required to furnish a license Urjfl dogs caught without the lice^fl the owners will be subject toi? of $6.00 or imprisonment ,lot J than five days. The following School fyu9 have special levies: School District No. 1 ,, .9 School District No. 2 .. '*9 School District No. 3 ,.',;l9 School District No. 4 School District No. 5 ,. , " \9 School District No. 6 School District No. 7 ..'///JH School District No. 8 School District No. 9 . School District No. 10 .77^9 School District No. 11 School District No. 12 School District No. 13 ..,'* School District No. 15 .,.,,9 School District No. 16 .,,*9 School District No. 19 School District No. 20 School District No. 22 ..."9 School District No. 23 ..3.9 School District No. 25 .,.,'9 School District No. 27 . I School District No. 28 ; School pjgtrjct No. 2V .....9 School District No. 80 ... , ,,9 School District No. 31 . ,,,J9 School District No. 33 9 School District No. 37 . ,,,,]9 Sehool District No. 38 School District No. 39 ...79 School District No. 40 . ...79 School District No. 41 ....,9 School District No. 42 .....9 School District No. 43 ,| School District No. 46 ,| School District No. -47 . rrrr9 The Poll Tax is $1.00. All abl? bodied male persons f9 the age of twenty-one (21) to 9 (50) years; both inclusive, e*ceDt9 idonts in incorporated towns, ill pay $3.00 as a road tax except rm9 ters of the gospel actually is chufl of a congregation, teachers emj)9 ed in public schools, school frusta? and persons permanently disabled a9 the military service of persons who served in the lu tween the States, and all qun&\hfl sobvice of this state and iH th? dents who may be attending sd9 or college'fit'the tlrhe'When said to? tax shall become due. Persons clufl ing disabilities must present certfl cate from two reputable physic9 of this county. 1 All information with reference | taxes will be furnished upon appl? tion. When inquiring please st? school distict or township. S. W. IIOGUM County Treasure? CARTER'S SHOE SHOP! 927 South Broad Street I Let us rebuild your worn d9 Shoes. Complete shoe repair eqfl? ment. .39 The Standard Hydraulic? Presser Cementing I Machine No Nails. No Stitches. No nwl tight, stiff Shoes. Finished with appearance of 9 All Work Guaranteed. t| H. C. CARTER, PropriM ROUT. W.MITCH AM Architect Crocker Building, Camden, S. C. ( T. B. BRUCE / Veterinarian Day ['hone 30?Night Phone 1L4 CAMDEN, S. C ? :? X > NO-MO-KORN K)R CORNS AND CALLOUSES Made in Camden And For Sale By DeKalb I harmacy?Phone 95 ___J r. e. chewning i Contractor and Builder Camden, S. C. 11 you have building to, I J"Jet me figure with you. I " >1 action guaranteed. I K' '"V,u>es tfiven on ap- I ! 'cat ion. t 1>VK ALB ( (, I \ ( IT Xo 88 Junior Order I . \ M {T "and! month ;?{ H t, n, v - eaof1 I w,']out)1<.,j D illn|?rupineM L. H. JoNK< ;,RE-KI?. Ktvoniing .Sooty. Councillor. ft K l^vvT7HT^FNr~2T(' , . F- M luU/ * ?!etfUia1 tommunioation of Z is>Id on the ?t R n m v uesda> in each njonth <omed ' T \? "c wel I ' J F nncc WaCSH, Worshi^^|; 3 columbia lumber & | : f manufacturing co. ' MILL WORK I SASH, DOORS. BLINDS ?| !.( AND LUMBF.R fj tj PLAIN ct HL . F.R STS. Phone.71 I h COLUMBIA, S. C. Automobile Repairing We are now prepared to do all kinds of automobile repairing. Good workmanship and moderate prices. "DEMPSTER'S GARAGE Formerly Little'a Garage THE CLOISTER Sea Island Beach Saint Simons Island j (Just across the Causeway-at Brunswick, Oa.) A New and Detightful Hotel 1 Every room with bath, service and cuisine unexcelled j American plan, reasonable rates, Music, Dancing, ElfcJ tertainment every evening. Hunting, Golf, Tennis, Yachting, * J -|j Fishing, Archery, Horseback Riding 60,000-Acre private hunting preserve, with lodgV hordes, dogs, guides. ^ rite for illustrated literature. Advance reservations adv?s^. the cloister saint simons island, ga