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DcKALIt COUNCIL No 88
Junior Urder I'. A. M.
Regular counoil first and
f third Mondays of each
month at H p.m. Visiting Brethren
are welcomed. I). J. CRIyKD,
I.. II. JUNKS, Councillor.;
Uncording Secty.
a KEWSHAW LODGE No. 29
A. F. M.
Regular communication of
/&\lh\n lodge is held on the
> first Tuesday in each month
at R p.m. Visiting Brethren are welcomed.
T. V. WALSH,
J. E. ROSS, Worshipful Master.
Secretary. 1-14-27 - tf
Will E. Johnson
Electrical
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Camden, S. C.
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a hundred and twenty-six pounds
down to less than a hundred.
"I sent to the store for Cardui,
and before I had taken tho first
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Women ft ml Auto.s
Women a'<1 autvn>ob|lvM are'lot*
of trouble. They are very much alike
tn 111ai > i ?*?)<ciA*. I iivy bulb imVc
value-, i!. their head*, and ?treamlin*i
bod11 Hut it frequently taken 2 or
!i h'>u-? to start an automobile. A
woman starts automatically, and it
titkt - from J to ,> days to stop her.
An automobile differs from a v^o*
mar in thai it bus a muffler arid often
rui out of gat>. They are exactly
alike in the respect that they both
ke. >ou broke all the time. But an
0 i mobile has 4 speeds while a worn..n
has only 1 speed, v ix: high, Gut
genera'lj runs in reverse when
M man tells her tfi.it he likes
i,t:.i women.
1 ne 2 machine# in question resent
G ?<ne another materially in the
ina '?i of self-starters, hu' you can j
put makes on an uutornobile. Some 1
cars and some women are fast. And,
you . hoke your car to get it started, J
but >uu choke a woman to stopper.;
A cai wears a fan belt and a woman
wears a fan.
An automobile is almost useless
with a "flat," and a woman is never
contented without a fiat, but a burv
gulow will do. A man always feels
better if his car has a spare, hut he
never can spare his wife. Some women
can shift for themselves, but if
a car were left to do its own shifting,
it would bo shiftless.
A good car gets IdO miles to the
gal. while a bad man gets 20 gals
to the mile, if he's lit up. A turn
of the switch makes the headlight
on the car, but a quart of homebrew
is required to make a woman's headlignt.
And furthermore, all cars
have tail-lights.
A car can be bought on the installment
plan, but a woman ha- to
be taken for better or worse. And a
car has u "trade-in" value, but a woman
has none. When a man gits
tired of a woman he can't retiiv her
without resorting to the courts but
most any garage will re-tire your car
if your check i- good.
Some women aid all cars kick. A
crank can turn a woman and a woman
can turn a crank.'but a ca: can
be started with a -witch. (A razor
strop should lie ,i mi women that
balk). Hut they both run well if
;>ropc:ly cared fur. a:..! a woman iuiis
Ueilei in mvv. Men prefer more
speed in their cars than in their women.
The flapper Kxposed
A flapper is a , ross between a flip
and a flop, and is diagno-i-d by the
dictionary as a human being of the
feminine gender. She is known by
the short, thin dresses she wears and
the company she keeps. She is a
. j fast liver, either a blond or a bru!
nelte, and sometimes both-?w ithin a
; w eek.
i A flapper I.ncs bobbed haw. oon
silk hose, fatherless slippers,
|< owing gum, salad dressings, and
I st re-bought sandwiches. She enstay-rig
awake at night and
's.eep.og during the day. She abhors
.a kitchen, deta-.ts house cleaning, despise*
>ew ::ig. hates darning frowns
inn church gmng, and dislikes piety
j among her oat. people,
j I he average flapper can chow a
| quarter's worth < !' gum and plaster
jit p. the table 'a g< in l> w.fVerent
j drug stores in a sn.gle morn.jig. She
; can dance from {> p. m. till - ne time
I the next day and never con , am of
j fatigue. She willingly bur:- up 1!
dollars worth of gas per da> in her
lather's installment plan but goes nowhere
is so doing.
! he gross weight of sufficient
clothing to satisfy a flapper never exceeds
12 ounces, including her compact,
lip-stick, and brassiere. Hei
favorite posture is sitting cross-leg
god with one foot dangling and th<
other patting. She powders her nose
every t'> minutes and paints her lips
! 12 times an hour. She paints het
eyebrows frequently and he- face
often and her knees generally
She pay- the same attention to the
advice of her mother that a doodle
pays to a lightning bug. She listen5
to the suggestion of her father with
' the same attentiveness that an elei
phanl roars for the noise of a grapho
phone. (Her idea that a daddy i>
j useful only for the purpose of wayand
means? piedominates).
A flapper's internal capa, y is
' d pes. 7 ice , reams, .1 milk hakes
2 banna flip.-, 1 , nocobite sun. iout ar,c
1 Monda> ), and the same Tuesdav
Wednesday. Thursday, K: idav an
: Saturday. Her cigarette 1 :1. is onl;.
1 .7 cents n day including !a\.,i\ an,
; w , r tax.
A flappe- wears her spr ny -at a
| dress before winter is ha!*' < . e-. nnr
| she dons her fall riggings during tht
! heat of August and September. He:
favorite expressions arc: "He know;
my onions." and "Ain't that just per
fcctly gorgeous." and <1If that ain'1
Mountain Youth
Ih Taxidermint
Kla-k Mountain, N. Ci, Aug. 24.?
Big g i me hunters from every state
in i In iniun anil from many foreign
criuU'rii'i, know (Jeorgc JoyiMii ami
hi- "h In thirty years Joyner has
ni.i.i. .? nputation as one of the lead
i:.g ' ! \ 'Irrrnists of the world.
r'i rig. dressing, waxing and
j...i - ng. duy in and day out, it
rnai'ci riot to Joyner whether the
ma'' .1 fin him is the carcass of a
hui! .i "i a chipmunk, the body of an
eug . ' a sparrow. The bird or anint.i
r.-created and mounted in a
cha' .i ' eristic pose. The wildcat, outlaw
: ilie woods, is poised ready to
ai'n . Deer raise their heads in
tin .i piehension. The great black
h? a a cs blankly into the great dis- j
t.?;. .- great body balanced like a
b< r
I' .rmr, the son of a mountain
p;< a. hit, began his nature study
am r., in bluo jeans, he walked miles
-.1 dusty roads and fields to a lit'
mountain school. He learned to
mock the birds and could lure the
bob-white from its nesting place. He
knew the different colors of the birds
and their modes of habitation. He
learned the ways of animals.
A northern taxidermist came into
Western North Carolina and enlisted
the services and knowledge of
the youth. The northerner, representing
a museum, spent several
years in the Blue Ridge mountains,
and Joyner learned from him the
principals of taxidermy. Soon Joyner
became so export that the collector
returned north leaving his work
in the care of his young assistant.
Joyner's fame has gradually spread
until today he is busy from morning
until night in his little shop, mounting
and finishing specimens sent him
from all parts of the world.
Judge Smith Holds Record
l.ee county has a distinct record in
one respect that is connected with a
distinct record held by the Probate
Judge, John M. Smith. Lee county
has only had one probate judge, consequently
Judge* Smith is the only
probate judge it has ever had. He
ii 78 years of age and has been judge
for 2'. years, never having been defeated.
Me was in the Hampton campaign
and did his part of the voting
to free South Carolina from the grip
of tiie Carpet-baggers an.i others of
their stripe. 1 he judge was born and
reared in Sumter county but what is
now county. The judge was reelected
by a good majority.?Bishupville
Messenger.
Mr. Hoover has decided that he wi'.l
make a most determined campaign
fight in the eastern states.
I he Lord Takes Care of Him
'1 he great American driver sits at
a steering wheel and feels a vast
contempt for distance. He is a free
citizen of a great country, and ho
feels his oats.
He resents traffic regulations designed
to save his neck.
lie toots his horn, and having thus
given fair warning that the King of
the Road is cnmjng he feels no re
sponsibility for what may follow.
Ho drives with loose brakes.
He has three tires properly inflated
I and one that i> soft,
j He holds the middle of the road
endeavors to p?-is another car as he
noars the top of a hill he can't see
over.
He passes other cars at a blin I
curve.
He hugs every curve, with conI
sequent loss of traction, and if the
! inside happen> to be the wrong side
j he sounds his horn to clear his con
| science.
He keeps within fifty feet of the
* car ahead.
Jf he means to stop, he may hold
out a hand at the exact moment of
applying the brakes, but usually he
is content to drop a listless hand from
1 the window.
He speeds up to pass a car that is
raising a cloud of dust, but instead of
speeding on to keep from being a
nuisance, he slows down to shower
' the other fellow with dust.
He speeds up to pass a car; ob1
serves another car coming; decides
to risk it, and toots his"-borru desi
perately to warn the other drivers a
* i lunatic is abroad, hoping they -will
* use brakes and common sense to save
! him.
If he has a puncture, he keeps a
* tuil half of the road and causes all
* traffic to slow down.
j At times he is, in a frantic hurry
' | and curses slow drivers who cluttei
! up the highway; at other times h<
1 j r-eeps down the street and glance;
with amused contempt at those wh<
; glare as they go around him.?Foun
tain Inn Tribune.
Jimmio," "Hey. there." and 198765-)
? other useless exclamations of dora
Hon. But some of fhem turn out al
I right if they turn in time. .
RETHINK NKW8 NOTES f
IImpimiuiikm **t UH Told By
Our Regular Correspondent.
Bell.urn*, S?ut. On last Sunday
M i Arum- NOrthiutt, daughter of
&],. and Mrs. Bob Norlhcutt, of
the I Muri section and Mr. Otto Hatft<
Id, v>h is conducting a mercantile
..i I'qUvS Villi w??i #? mar-I
. l u! the pre&eilt they will rea'
Kalev's Mill.
Aii 'triei marriage of interest which
t , , p'.icc iust Sunday was that of
.M. K< e Kelly, of Kelly town, and
\\ Jack Oliver, of Bethune. The
"v was performed by the Rev.
M B <.outer. The young couple are
.MM- at Mrs. Blackwell's boarding ^
J I
Woman's Auxiliary of the m
i terian church anil the < hris- ^
ui:. Et.dea vor socii't) entertained for
m,.- and gills who .ire leaving
.. w 11h a delightful picnic
(..me of Mrs. Amanda M Kin- n
.m a t Friday evening, (lames ^
. , ,;i \ ed and a bountiful lunch ^
. a*. -;?:< ad under the trees. In ad- ^
, r. to the members of these or- v
fc..n./.atioris, a number of invited 'j
j n s were present to enjoy this
.eilghlful occasion. J
I :.< llpwoi th Juniors gave a very y,
;lite re*'. ing program at the Meth- ^
enlist church on last Sunday evening r]
u-i.'.g as their topic, "Clou's Clare." a
1 r.o progi am consisted of songs, read.
g.-> and recitations. The church e
was beautifully decorated for the oc- a
-ion with potted plants and baskets
i < ut (lowers. f, ?
( irele number one of the Presby i
rian Auxiliary met last Wednesday (
afternoon with Mrs. C. C. Rate num- ^
her two with Mrs. Amanda McKinr.ou,
and number three with Miss j
Stella Hethune.
Mr. and Mrs. Heyward Smith and
hildren, of Columbia, spent the t
weekend as the guests of Mr. and u
Mrs. I.. I). Robertson.
Miss Maggis Thomas has returned (
to her home in Morrisville after huv- a
:ng spent some time here with Miss
Dorothy Derrick. 1
The Rev. James Bradley, of Geor- %
gia. has been the guest of his sisters,
Misses. Km ma and Tyson Bradley. j
J i. J. Clyburn, Jr./ is visiting rela- j
tives in Charleston.
Mesdames B. F. Bolton, A. B. Me- ,
l.aurin and Kd. Davis, accompanied j
by Robert Dubose, visited the Rev. '
and Mrs. Ay nor last weekend and
whiie there went over to Myrtle (
Beach for a day. 1
Mr. and Mrs. G. E. Brant, of Bamberg.
have been the guests recently ]
f Mrs. Brant's parents, Mr. and Mrs. ]
?M. C). Ward.
The Rev. P. L. Bouknight, Mrs.
Mouknight and children, of Colum- 1
m. have been spendirfg some time
a t'n the 'Rev. T. E. Derrick and Mrs.
Derrick.
Mis- Lois Watt', of Richmond, Ya,,
and Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Austin, of j
ar charlotte, N. C.. were the week (
mi guests of Mrs. Nanny Watts.
Miss Clara Gordon will teach in <
the Wiro Grass school in the Union
section this session, and Miss Louise
Tiller is teaching in the Midway
school.
Mr. and Mrs. C. F. Koon and sons.
Doyle and Cecil, of Columbia, spent
a few days the past week with the '
Rev. and Mrs. T. E. Derrick.
Miss Ruth Watts left Monday for
Bamberg where she will teach English
again this year in the high
school.
Messrsr-Mr-0. King and W. E.
Davis have purchased the Bethune
Hotel.
On account of the continued hard
rains no cotton has been ginned in
Bethune, so far, and the farmers are
inclined to be rather pessimistic over
the crop conditions.
An Atlantic City. \\ J. tailor
recently wen' into bankruptcy with
liabilities listed at ?1,2:',7.886. and he
claimed assets of only $52.
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE
All part - - indebted to the estate
of Ervie ( atoe. deceased, are hereby
notified to make payment to the undersigned
and all parties, if any, having
claims against the said'estate
will present them likewise duly attested
within the time prescribed bv
law.
W. M. CATOE. Administrator,
Kershaw, Route 5.
Camden, S. C., August 20th, 1928.
. . ..
IOTICK OF DEMOCRATIC PHIW
MARY ELECTION
Notice is hereby given that a Primary
Election for the nomination of
*e Democratic candidate for the
lull. Carolina Hous.- of Representar,
will be held at the respective
oting places in Kershaw County on
uesdaV September 11,
So person is entitled to vote in
his primary unlew July miro led In
is or her precinct. The po Is will
((. open from eight o clock in the
norning Otitil four o clock in the
fPolling precincts hereby establishdand
managers appointed to serve
,re as follows: r. .
Abney?Lewis Dease, G. R.
; G. Gaines. Vote at Kirkley s mill.
Antioch?D. K. Stokes, Boy kin Mc'askill,
C. W. Shiver, J. D. Davis,
'ote at Antioch School House.
Blaney?S.- E. Ross, F. A Nelson
. G. Kelly, Mrs. W. D. Grigsby, Vote
it A. K. Rose's Store.
Bethune?G. R. Brannon, J. L. Ralv,
T. R. Copeland, Z. P. Gordon. \ ote
1 Buffalo?R. F. Sowell, H. T. Catoe,
\ A. Johnson, W. A. Seegers. Vote
it Buffalo School House.
Camden?J. S. Halsall, E L. 1Moseey,
E. C. Zemp, M. L. Smith, Jr.,
-ot'e at Court House.
Cassatt?Henry E. Gardner, J. H.
Javis, J. L. Cooper. Vote at Henry
L Gardner's Store.
Charlotte Thompson?E. M. Worknan,
A. G. Clarkson, J. E. So^-'
Eugene Pearce. Vote at Charlotte
Thompson School House.
DeKalb?S. C. Truesdale, J. J. Owms,
Nye Workman, J. E. Horton.
Vote at DeKalb School House.
Do>by's Mill?A. K. Bowen, Ernest
Kirkland, George Arledge, A. E. Kenledy.
Vote at Campbell's Store.
Enterprise?R. B. Stokes, J. B.
Marshall, J. E. L. Brannon. \ ote at
vV. M. Brannon's Filling Station.
Gates Ford?B. A. Brown, S. B.
Horton, Ed Baxley, L. S. Brown.
Vote at School House.
Gumherrv?R. B. Davis, A. G. Bradey,
J. K. Go IT, G. J. Baker. Vote at
ouniberi v School House.
Harmony?J. M. Butler, L. C.^ Pas hal,
Fred Bookman. Vote at School
House.
Hermitage?J. S. West, J. J. Dunn,
H. O. Barnes, W. J. Gardner. Vote
at G. W. Harrison's Store.
Kershaw?J. A. Whitley, Marion
Jones, Hazel Estridge, Joe Hough.
Vote at W. R. Taylor's Store.
Lockhart?Herbert Owens, Lee
Horton. Clarence Etters. Vote at
Jordan's Store.
Lugoflf?G. E. Watts, J. A. Rosborough,
Luther .Jones, IL A.-Ita'bon.
Vote at Roseborough's Store.
Liberty Hill?F. B. Floyd, R. C.
Jones, Jr., W. C. Wardlaw, W. C.
Perry. Vote at Mpckey-Jones Store.
Ned's Creek?'-Enoch Roberts, Carls
Craig, S. R. Johnson. J. L. Bowers.
Vote at New School House.
Oakland?L. L. McLaughlin, G. B.
McCoy, J. H. Watkins, Wesley Outlaw.
Vote at Oakland School House.
Pine Tree?J. E. Brannon, W. W.
Horton, Arthur Hyatt, H. -^igAVest.
Vote at Midway School HouseT
Roland?1). C. West, L. S. Spenrs,
J. H. Barfield, Otis West. Vote at
West's Mill.
Raley's Mill?J. H. Munn. J. E.
Mangum, Carson Rodgers, G. G. West.
Vote at Raley's Mill.
Rabon's Cross Roads?J. C. Ford,
Cary P.ranham, Latham Gettys, Dannie
Rabon. Vote at Rabon's Store.
Salt Pond?N. P. Gettys, H. E.
Moore, W. L. Branham, J. E. Mclntyre.
Vote at Dinkin's Gin House.
Sandy Grove?H. R. Hall,- H. C.
Stokes, W. H. Ratcliffe. W. S. Stokes.
Vote at Sandy Grove Church.
Shamrock?Ira Horton, Lewis E.
Elliott, Hasell Baker, T. J. Baker
Vote at Shamrock School House.
Shaylor's Hill?L. D. Holland, R.
M? Drakeford, J. R. llornsby, R. L.
Smyrl. Vote at School House.
Shenpard?C. L. Poison, F. J. Tidwell,
Claud West, J. B. Langley. Vote
at Langley's Store.
Swift Creek?B. C. Truesdale, Willis
Boykin, W. A. Boykin. H. p. Boykin.
Vote at Truesdale's Store.
Three C's?Robert Magill, T. H.
Young, John M. Croxton, T. B. Fletcher.
Vote at Three C's school house.
Twenty Creek?G. G. Gardner,
Frank Rabon, A. I). Dowey, R. T.
Jackson. Vote at Hinson's Store.
Wateree?Frank Murphy, B. F.
Robinson, Eldredge Moore, D. F.
Barnes. Vote at Club House.
Westville?L. C. Clybum, W. F.
McDowell, R. H. Truesdale, H. R.
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NOTICE OF REGI^tM
The books for the niijdhcj*
voters for Kershaw coSj,$vB
open the first Mondayi i?
September and October
open for three days each BW^'a
G. R. CLEMENS ,1
G. E. TAYLOR,
Board of
N0T1CB-W|
Notice is hereby given jMejJ
and every person must have
and other useless growth
i premises cut at once. Yon WS
I quired to give the above ootirtjfl
mediate attention. Should
comply within a reasonable JiBB
will be amenaible. Av.
jno w. :wiw,-;
Health M*!
Young. Vote at Weatvilk
House.
At clubs having more thanw
voters the Australian
Ballot SW
will be observed. The especial ]
tention of the managers la
the rules and regulations H0,|^S
the conduct of primal*Managers
atoda clerks ??*'*~L
structed to .file their official w?
with the County Chairman.iw*?"
ly following, the election* TOT
for services as managers, I* t*
of $1.50 per. day, will b?
to those whose names apJ*8* w
on the official returns bUnjJv,
Managers are hereby itwJJJ
call at the office of the County
man on or 'before Saturday, new
ber 8, 1928, to receive tejnwj
ballots, boxes and enroll:new ,
for the purpose of holding >
Won. * -TTrr.tT
County Chw1
M. L. SMITH, JIR.,
Secretary.
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