The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, August 10, 1928, Image 3

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Buttercup Ice Cream dixie cups Sandwiches Fresh Fruit Milk Drinks Drinks Good Service ' Sanitary Fountain W. ROBIN ZEMP'S DRUG STORE PHONE 30 Prescriptions called for and delivered ^ANNUAL MOUNTAIN and Seashore Excursions ? saturday, aug. 11,1928 Round trip fares: 0 ? . >; ,? Z W -P _r > : T0 m^ "S 1 r p r i i dm 5 & - ? * a ?? ?den :..$7.55 $6.75 $24.75 $16.25 $12.05 $13.65 jmbia 6.20 5.40 25.95 17.45 13.25 13.65 k Hill 5.30 4.50 23.30 14.80 11.35 13.55 Proportionate excursion fares from all intermediate its between Charleston, Savannah, Augusta nd Columbia. Proportionate fares to other mountain and seashore rei including: Black Mountain, Brevard, Saluda, Switzer, Tryon and Waynesville, N. C., Cowan, Johnson City, anee and TullahomA, Tenn., Anderson, Charleston and lhalla, S. C. and Virginia Beach, Va. Excursion tickets sold for all trains August 11". Good irning to reach starting point by midnight August 29. For tickets and reservations, consult Ticket Agents. SOUTHERN RAILWAY SYSTEM | CITATION State of South Carolina,^ County of Kershaw F. I.. McDowell. Esquire, Probate lud ire. iereas. Elizabeth E. Mahaffey suit 10 we to grajit her Letof A (1 minis t rat ion of theT i? are. therefore, to Cite and adall and singular the kindred ditors of the said Cleveland Ideceased, that they be and apWore me, in the Court of Proto be held *t Camden, South na on Tuesday, Augtist-2th next publication thereof,at 11 o'clock ? * in the forenoon, to show cause, if any they have, why the said Administration should not be grante^l. Given under my hand, this 6th day of August, Anno Domini 1928. w. l. Mcdowell, Prdbate Judge for Kershaw County. Published on the 19th and VTib. days of August, 1928. in the Camden ChWmte!r^imd^p?fr^d af'the Court House door for the time prescribed by law. Two men are dead and two peace mdkers are wounded as the result of a small civil suit ending in a magistrate's court at Keota, Okla., on Saturday. The killers, father and son, surrendered t6 the sheriff. I For The Men Who Are I fighting YOUR Campaign I of Courage! Alfred E. Smith *~uthe man who has once morcputaprcmiumoncouragein American public life Couragel Ability 1 Honesty! A man whose word means achievement. And with him a- man of the same fibre and equal courage, Joe T.' Robinson, Help us spread their words eyerywherc. .It is your cam|J*fcn. Yes?everybody^: I Splendid Ability and the Fearless Leadership . I of the Most Talked-ofMen in America ' Joe T. BoMufW , I Send Your Contributions NO^?Small or Ltnrgepo _ Your State Finance Director (jm noma and address below) or to the Treasurer [ GENERAL WILEY JONES, COLUMBIA, 3. C. r" ~ . i . ' % i '" i fi ?r i I I ^5*fp p| c I _i__AND BETTER! Added equipment and new forces in our repair ldePartment make for this shop the rating of none better in Camden. ~ " * r - " * IT, From dayligjht till tiMdnight our ftien and ma Chin - * I aep>' are at your service?to really eerve you and ^ please you. I LANGTON'S GARAGE ^hkpha?..si? - | Nobody's Business Written for The Chronicle by Gee McGee, Copyright, 1928. GJ5B McGKB, T9CKI8T About 6 weeks ago the doctor came to my house and looked at my ba!by'? tongue and took my wife's blood pressure and counted my pulse ami found out clandestinely that I had a few dollars in the bank and that possibly 1 could borrow a few more dollars, and then he sat down a while and thought and meditated, and then arose and with much nonchalance and no ehaigrin said: "You and your fumily must go to the mountains for a month." And we took him at his word and packed up. Well, my wife's u terrible person to take things home ulong with her on a vacation. We had a pretty hard time getting the ' piano and the 8 clocks and her 2 trunks and 6 valises and all the clothes all of us ever had into my installment plan, but as it had room for 5 people and there were only two and a quarter of us, we finally got in and started off. We had only 9 punctures on the way up, but we made it. We stayed at a 2 dollar-a-day hotel the first night for 14 dollars. We got up bright and early and ate a breakfast of salmon balls, grits, and coffee, and then proceeded to hunt a cottage where we could live for might nigh nothing. 'Mr. Rail Estait showed us several little leaky roof shacks which looked like a cross between a cowstall and a buggy shed, unfurnished, unfinished, unpainted, and unhealthy, that we could have our pick of at o|tly 40 dollars a week. That raised my -blood pressure to 235 in the shade, and my wife had a fainting spell. We looked around 2 more days, and by that time?we had done spent our full vacation allowance for meals and board at the hotel. We never fount! a desirable place uftder a Vanderbilt rental rate, and we thought we would just board <5n where we were for a few days, and give the man a check for our bill and beat it (the check) home. We did that. We had a mighty nice time up there. Didn't lose or gain any flesh, but we learned how to pski prices for rents and other non-eBsentials. If a cotton farmer could get mountain rent prices and hotel lodging prices for his cotton, he'd get over bo cents a pound. Why, those summer resorts have drug store prices skint a block, and when you ask more for anything than a drug store asks for anything, you've asked something for nothing. We had our temperature took on the fifth day, and we also had our pulses counted, and our tongues showed but very little coating, and most of that was buttermilk that . wouldn't give .up its .vitamins i and as we felt fairly well, thank you, and financially embarrassed, we came on home. We were mighty glad to be back, and have tried not to let the doctor know we're back. We'll get well before we let him know we didn't do what he told us to do, and then we'll see him causally, and the mountains will get credit for curing us. The guy that wrote, "Home, Sweet Home" knew what he was talking about. I saw a married couple the other day that acted just like single folks. They were hugging and kissing and slobbering all over one another. I thought they had been married long enough to know better. Uncle Joe*8 boy, Sammie, is some big sport. It was all right with me for him to go bareheaded and let his stocks hang down over his Bl&oes arid permit his shirt-tail to dangle out and keep his collar unbuttoned, but when he began shaving under his arms?derned if I didn't get pluiSfb disgusted with him. ~ V The quidnuncs are engaged at present in performing operations on the ~?haracter and reputation of the various candidates seeking public Office. One of tHem told his wife and ale told her, cousin confidentially and hfcr cousin told hot uncle confidentially that Willie" Skinnem ^>ad never made any pretense Of paying his honest debts, and that if Robbie Beatem were to g&trthe job he's running for that the safe in his office Wouldn't be s?fe a week, and timfc &ookwo*m? Doolittle got drunk eVery Saturday night and had a fight with his wile, and she always walloped the lard out ot him. these* quidnunc* may know^hat-they are talking ut. I don't. ; 1 New York, Aug. 6.?-Widespread laziness together with a distinct bull movement caused spots to shimmy exceedingly around the 22-cent mark, but after somebody 1Sfrid that only 4 acres were abandoned in Texas during the first 26 days of July, the market eased off and went on just as if nothing had happened. The strike continues in the New England mills. The strikers are only asking. for the mill and its contents, but the owners can't deliver the guods-^as the mills are mortgaged, and Che strikers aoh't want it if it's encumbered. Showers in West Alabama forced December up 8 points, but the Federal Reserve reduced the interest rate, and this loss was soon absorbed. We predict aft early frost and late tax paying. There's one thing you can say for the new styles in wearing apparel: the women ain't all the time a-worrying about their petticoats and underskirts falling off,- 'cause they ain't -wearing any 80*9 you could notice it. 1 If AL~Smith is elected, Mr. Rascob will be our next secretary of the treasury, and Mellon will be cut. There's a chance for the Democats thUptime. Looks like thenars going away, we'd win test walk. 4t Willi hurt mighty bad though if AVfigSj ^ ' "VSE^sSTlSIf^? ISlEJ^ESbS ~\"V puts all the bootleggers out of a jdb. i The unemployed problem would then be staring us in the faee. Think of 34,667,899 bootleggers with nothing to do. i NOTICE OF REGISTRATION The books for the registration of voters for Kershaw county will be open the first Mondays in August, September and October and remain open for three days each month. G. R. CLEMENTS, " G. E. TAYLOR, Board of Registration. NOTICE : i ' jt/t Notice is hereby given that each and every person must have all weeds j and other useless growth on their premises cut at once. You are re- 1 quired to give the aibove notice immediate attention. {Should you fail to comply within a reasonable time you will be amenable. JtNO W. WILSON Health Officer. ' EDUCATIONAL Confederate Home and School It* 'School' will open Sept. 17th, 1928. Girls are received who wish to attend Memminger High School. A comfortable home, supervision of studies, careful chaperopage and attention to the mental ana physical welfare of the pupils is provided, under the management of a matron of experience and ability. A number of scholarships are available, among them one from each of the-7 Congressional District#. Business women and young women wishing to take business courses or to study in the art or music studios of the city will be received as residents. . Meals will be furnished if desired. For information apply to MISS. SADIE B. WAGNKR, 64% Broad Street, Charleston, S. C. Only Buick cou Id give such value Only Buick* ? could build a car ii l i i geamtear 116 Inch Wheel Base Two-passenger Business Coupe . $1195.00 Fire-passenger 2-door Sedan ....$1220.00 Fire-passenger Phaeton $1225.00 Four-passenger Special Coupe.. $1250,00 Fire-passenger 4 door Sedan .... $1220.00 121 Inch Wheel Base j Four-passenger Sport Roadster. $1525.00 Two-passenger Business Coupe. $1395.00 Four-passenger Speclsl Coupe . . $1450.00 Fire-pass. Close-Coupled Sedan . $1450.00 Fire passenger4-doorSedan$1520.00 ! 129 Inch Wheel Base Fire-passenger Phaeton $1525.00 I Seren-passenger Touring....... $1550.00 Fire-passenger Coupe.......... $1865.00 : Fire-pass. Close-Coupled Sedan . $1875.00 Four-pass. Convertible Coupe ... $1875.00 Fire-passenger 4-door Sedan .... $1935.00 Seren-passenger Sedan $2045.00 Seren-passenger Limousine..... $2145.00 Allpriomsf. o. b. Buick factories Flint, Michigan t - , Here are the prices of the Silver Anniversary Buick! Read them?end then consider how very much more of style, luxury, performance and value you obtain in this new liuick thun in any other automobile you might name! New Masterpiece Bodies by Fisher with matchless lines, colors and appointments . . . New dements of power, s|>eed, acceleration, smoothness and reliability unapproached by any other car in the world . new features of comfort and convenience nowhere equalled . . and all at the prices of ? ordinary motor cars! Only Ruick could give such value . Only Buick could build such a car! THE SILVER ANNIVERSARY BUICK WITH MASTERPIECE BODIES BY FISHER LITTLE MOTOR COMPANY i WHEN BETTER AUTOMOBILES ARE BUILT... BUICK WILL BUILD THEM r Annual Mountain-Seashore Excursion Saturday, August 11,1928 FINAL LIMIT-AUGUST 29, 1928 V FOLLOWING LOW ROUND TRIP FARES APPLY: .a ' o ~ * i i i ** * s > oj -S ri ? , fc *? ?' | | % I -! S5 | * | r'" | * -f | ? ? % " | FROM:? 5j Be ~~t2 " 1? ? j /.q S^r Camden, S. C. $24.76 $16.25|$12.70 $12.06f|13.60 $ 6.401$ 6,20 $5.20 $0.00 Columbia, S. C. 26.96 17.46 13.66 13.26 14.46 7,56 6.20 6220 7.15 Denmark, S. C. 27.76 19.25 16.46 13.05 16.25 9.40 8.05 7.40 9.00 ram*, S. C. 28.70 20.20 16.40 16.00 17.20 10.35 9.00 8.85 9.9V Sumter. S. C. 24.95 16.46 12.16 12.26 12.96 7.40 7.76 6.76 7.95 ii-ii.-iii r>. -- T.T1 , 1 -n," i ,r?T~il I 7'in i.i ir"i ma*"' nI Tf ~I mmm& & v. . z,.'j v. ' . , . Baggage checked. No atop-overs allowed. Tickets will be honored in Pullman or Parlor cars upon payment Pullman charges. All-Steel Electric Lighted Coaches. Unrivalled Pining Car Service. Three Through Trains in Each Direction Daily * For information, reservations and tickets call on Ticket Agent ." ~ "v C yt r ' Seaboard Air Line Railway Co. CAMDEN FOLKS By L. A. So well y ? \? [ /lOTHER., HOW ) OLD WILL. 1 L HAVE TO Be BEFORE I POWpStt .w\MV ' A. 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