The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, October 28, 1927, Image 7
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? KERSHAW LODGSE No. 29
A. F. M.
^Regular communication' of
^ this lodge is held on the
first Tuesday in each month
Visiting Brethren are welT.
V. WALSH,
SS, Worshipful Master,
cretary. 1-14-27-tf
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BT. B. BRUCE
Veterinarian
Whone 30?Night Phone 114 ;
I CAMDEN, 1 C.
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IflONEY TO LOAN
6V2 Per cent Interest
iproved city real estate.
r to Henry Savage, Jr.
Camden, S. C.
citation
Hate of South Carolina,
Binty of Kershaw
L. McDowell, esquire, Probate
Heas, Ruth e. McQuage made
me to grant her- letter of adHtion
of the Estate of and
Hf Henry D. McQuage.
H are, therefore, to ci^e and
Bjh all and singular the kinH
creditors of the said Jlenry
Huge deceased, that they be
^^ Bar before me, in the Court
Hte, to be held at Camden,
HroUna on Wednesday, NovHd
next* after publication
B 11 o'clock in the forenoon,
Bause, if any they have, why
. Administration should not
ftd.
Bunder my hand, this 19th
Hk'tober Anno Domini 1927.
^bw. l. Mcdowell
Probate for Kershaw County
Bhed on the 21st and 28th
I October, 1927, in the CamHronicle
and posted at the'
Blouse door for the time pre by
law.
C. ARNETT
REAL ESTATE
and Savings Hank Building
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SERVICE INCLUDES A
DID PRESENTATION OP
LISTINGS AND UNTIRING
EFFORT TO SUPPLY
YQIIi&EEDS
I Was In I
| Misery
I All Over
1*1 was in * dreadfully run- I
own condition/* says Mrs. Clys. I
uffored a great deal of pain, I
JI
* down. I cooldnt sleep end I
times I would Wre dredUbl J
Mtina spell*. The echee end I
seemed to powr my whole I
rV' . V1~
|VU night my husfctftd
Bttght me hove? st* bottles of |
Ujpn to ?
I h?d Aniehed the six bot
P** I felt fine.
thankfiil for wi^t ^
Nobody's Business
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Written lor The Chronicle by Gee
McGee, Copyright. 1927.
Almanac Stuff
Mb jou feel bloated after
and have shooting: pains in the stummick,
and become dixxy after gazing
over a precipice? If ?o, you should
take Dr. Killem's New 'Discovery for
Pink P?0?U. For sale by all urn
reliable druggists and book stores.
Do yoiFflave bad dreams aftir eating
pork chops, and feel all run down
when you have played bridge only
5 or 6 hours with unstinted continuity
? Do you gulp your food,
and drink coffee? This condition
forebodes epileptic fits, and possibly
fallen arches. Dr. Chokem's Vegetable
Compound for Wild Women will
put you straight# .Sold by all reliable
foot peddlers and bill collectors,
lerms 10 cents down, balance at the
pemetery.
How's your liver? You belch,
don't you after chewing Brown's
Mule, and eating pigs knuckles, and
drinking home-brew? Don't you
stare at flappers, talk in your sleep,
dodge your landlord, and eat between
meals? It wil] take only 2 bottles of
Dr. Bull Shooter's Scat-cat to put you
on . your feet again. For sale everywhere
it can be found. Price only
$1.20 for a 15 cent bottle, war and
luxury taxes included.
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Do you feel like you are choking to
d^ath after your meals? Are your
digestive organs functioning? Do
you see spots in front of your eyes?
Do you see stars when you bump
your head ? 'Do you roll and tumble
at night after dissipating because
gas has accumulated -within your
abdomen ? Do you want to get well
and stay well? Then use 2 bottles
of Dr. Swindler's Digesto according
to directions, and good health is
yours. Mrs. Spookdoodle couldn't
eat but 8 biscuits before she took
'Digesto," but now she eats all she
wants. It helped her husband also.
It is good for both man and beast,
and even a legislator runs no risk
when he uses it instead Of wood
alcohol. Send 2 dollars for a trial
bottle.
Does your wife disagree with you?
Do the girls shun you? Did you
know that Hallie Tosis leads on to
the grave ? Does your head swim
and your nose run and your heart
flutter and your kidneys wiggle
when you lean forward or backward
Or sideways? These are sure symptoms,
or accute Antigeodometric incipienci-etis
of the cere-menosity of
the inter-serception of the per-enfal
gland which supplies gastric juices
to the lower intestines. Nothing
within reach of mankind today will
cure this malady except Dr. Bittern
Hard's Thornberry Juice with SalliePartica
base. For splc at all bootleggers.
Coolidge may not choose to run for
president in 1&28, but I believe he
won t mind sitting still and bein/*
elected. :
What this country needs is an automatic
dating machine that can be
fastened to a hen to stamp on the
egg the exact.day\nd hour and minpte
it is laid, and have a law passed
requiring all laying hens and roosters
to wear- the -afore mentioned in,
strument. That would keep overripe
storage eggs off the market.
A careless mule who lives on Mr
Jones' place in the Fork kicked a
nigger, in the head a few afternpons
ago, and the mule doctor deCidec
that the mule's leg would either have
to be amputated, 015 the mule woulc
have to be shot. The nigger said
that the jar he received wasn't nc
"froij?.' jar, but he didn't stop,, work
Mules ought to be careful in selectjng
.object, to kick. .
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A Chicago educator comes forward
.and says that short dres&fes are causing
over two-thirds of the crimes oi
today. Since I've thought this mat
1ZA2
properly. supported I want to ^ight
or get drunk, or run over somebody
with my flivver. '
I never did know how few friends
I had till 1 got so poor I couldri*i
lend them any mbney. They saj
money talks, and mebbe it docs
but H's using long - distance to
to 'Ile, and the ogerotor has beei
Hip Van Winkling it .for 6 years
'cause I certainly sltft heard n<
money talking to inp? w j
Carelessness and Cussedness
C a rY less no 88 and cussedness ar<
twin brothers. The guy , who wil
leave fc,or 3 big rocks in the roa<
which/ pe used to. scotch his flivvei
with while fixing* a puncture is th<
same cad that leaves the barn doo
open, and fails to put the lid on th<
molasses pitcher, and forgets io latel
the garden gate, and parks lis ca
sideways so's you can't gat you;
out till he decides to go home.
Half of the wrecks nowaday* ;<
the speed of their boat to aLjxtfle
an hour, or the 4irubes" who under
take to pass: the car just aEea9~tKa
is already breshlngt the* spcc^-Bmit
or the ' fool" who thinks home-brei
one's
'I i> m. i' 1 111 1 unmnil ~m
regular train* are the ones that fthe
trains run oyer yftenest. Bill Jones
hits 'em down to the grade crossing
at 55 per hour and looks neither to \
the right "or to the left?because he j
knows No. 25 has already passed,j
and he never let the thought creep
into his cranium that No. 28 could
be 15 minutes late, and his family
looks on in horror and amazement
.while their friends are ^craping Bill's
remains off the cow-catcher.
Sammie Brown loves bananas. He
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eats 4 or 5 h day. He peels 'em
while wandering to and fro oil the
atreSla of hie home town. He pitches
the peeling away, but never notices
or cares what part of the sidewalk
they fall on. Satmnie dot's not recall
ever getting a hump on account
of a little banana peeling, but poor
old Mrs. Green comes along, and
the next time you hear front her,
she** In a plaster cast at the hospital
with a broken hip. And $amtnic's
plain tussedneas and carelessness
keep him from selecting a gar
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bage can for his peeling*. The worhi
would have been better off Sainmike
haiLueYex guttea uy&r Jim flu.
Then we have folk# who leave the
telephone receiver off the hook and
sneeze in our fuees and spit from
Jlie front seat while wo are in the
back Hind leave a rocking chair in
the hallway at night and overlook
turning off the water in the bathroom
and acrlbble their name or initials
ail over u clean white plastered
wall, juat as if anvhody cared
a darn about them or their names,
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and spill cigar ashes u)l over the
art square whieh i? only -1 or 5 instullnwnU
old.
it's u -in to be careless, and ?
crime to be possessed of a spirit of
pure down-right euHsedness, and if all
of us could.have due regard for one
another's rights and privileges and
comfort and happiness, this old
world would be a better p|aco to
live in. (This urtiele was written
just after Mr. Spindell turned hi? 2
cows out to graze on my late roasting
ear patch).
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