The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, November 12, 1926, Image 4
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Published every Friday at No. 1109
?*'n\; Broad Street and entered at the Cam
den, South Carolina, postoffice a?
second class mail matter. Price per : '
annum $2.00.
Canuten, 8. t\, Friday, Nov. 12, 1926.
The daily preaa ia now full of the
"investigation" of the Aiken lynch
ing, brought about by confessions ntrtwined
from jail birds in the Aiken
jail to a staff correspondent of theNew
York World, sent down to find
out the lynchers. Then too there is
the great state "detective" on the job,
whom the late Judge Memminger
held such a high regard for. Lookto
us at this diatance like the New
York World would have enough dirty
linen of their own to attend to in a
great city where crime runs rampant j
both day and night. It's a safe bet I
there will be a mighty fuas kicked up
with nothing accomplished.
The Value oi a Child.
The eminent statistician of a great
life insurance company estimate 1
the value of a newborn child at $9,333
try parents with an income of $2,500.
He admits that there is reason to
shudder even at thoughts of an economic
valuation of life hut' proceeds
to justify it on the ground that, "since
money plays such an important part
in life, it is important that the human
being as an economic unit be evaluated."
Such a child, priced at $9,333, this
expert figures, will cost his parents
some $10,000 to raise to the age of
IK, even without evaluating the services
of the mother in all that time.
If a bt>y, the child may expect future
earnings of $20,000. If he lives to be
25, this boy may ex fleet to make an
average net profit of $32,000 during
the remainder of his life time.
Now this higher mathematics is all
very well from the economic point of
view, hut we defy any statistician,
efficiency expert, economist or certi- '
tied public accountant to put a price 1
tug on a child. It simply does not 1
work. Wo "have seen children come in- '
to homes, already full, where food for .'
the next meal never was certain, yet '
'lie parents thought each child price- 1
less and would ichcl at the thought of '
hi- being measured in dollars and *
cents. We have seen children grow
up to be wi^rth far luss than $'.>,333
to the world*"to their families or to *
themselves, and yet, they were still j
the apple of their parents' eyes. We - 1
have seen children come into homes I 1
which were barren without them, and j '
i.o price tag could begin to suggest 4
the inert ased worth of these home-.''
However, the formulae of calculus or !
other higher mathematics may bear ;
them out. the statisticians will make,'
little headway in evaluating baby- i '
hood. They might as well try to es- '
timate the worth of a moonbeam or '
the value of sunshine or to price tag '
| t
the song of a bird. Mathematics is ;
far too cold a yardstick to measure I '
.-u;.;h things.?Ohio State Journal.
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I'ride in the Home town
A man or woman should take great >
p: do in the town where he lives, lfj
he cannot because of gross blemishes
take pride there i- only one thing that j
a true man can do. and that i.-. j
thoughtfully and industriously work j
to make the town better. i
. The thing we have in mind is this,
"There is. something gravely wrong ;
and out of joint in the life of a person
who continually finds fault witn j
the place where he lives." To put it |
. in simplest terms the place feed .
clothes him and gives him a home.
Now that is so central in one's life
that a person not loyal here is falling
down in one of his major obligations,
fo. Yet we often hear the man who
always knocks everything local. He
sees no good. The people are "small
fry." The institutions are "mosjs
hacks?-" The spirit is "fierce." The
whole pll\ce is "hick." It is a poor
place. \
Now the easiest thing to say to a
man like that is to suggest that in
following out the simple logic of his
thoughts ru> Jus' move on. "Go some
place els^t where things are mo/e to
your likiog." Hut that of course
would not he fair or kind. And, too,
a moment's thought brings out the
truth of the matter to a person like!
that an> place would soon become a '
place like the place he thinks his j
present home to be. It not in the j
place. It is in the pe; -t>i .
What thin" Whv tki- Work to j
make your town bette. Helieve in
:t. Root for it. In s.n.ph- straight ;
forwardness bring yourse-f to think it 1
i- a great place. And you w.'.l he surprised
to find how quii*Via\ and truly
a*i becomes n great place. The people
will become to you "fine folks." Th? j
institutions will appear in the true
light of simple struggling to he what
lhe> ought to be. The spirit of the
place will change and he like your
own imp oved spirit. It isn't your
* / town, it's you. And ttf* place will be
, |Jj
no longer a "hick" town. will be- .
come to you jn a very fine way "my,
Every good citizen believer truly in ;
his own town. He ta^ea pride in iL i
He wftrk.s for it. He boost* it.? Mil- ^
Iccfgevirc, Cla., Time*.
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HONOR TO DOMINICK
Nad Hmh K*Uh-u4 liy National Hoiiaa
To Prosecute Judge Knglinh
(By
John K. Aulljf
< olumbiu, Nov. 8.? The retigntttivn
ff Judge George W. English, of the
I nitH Ststeg <ii?trict court for cast- i
ern Illinois; thus in all probability
terminating hu trial by the United '
States senate, scheduled Lo begin on.
November 10, as a result of his un-J
peach merit by the national house of
representatives qt the last session, has ,
a peculiar local inleieat for S</uth i
( arolina in tliat one of the nine man- .
agers elected by the national house
to prosecute the ease before the senate
wus Congressman Fred H. Dominick,
of the Third Congressional district of j
this state. When the question of impeachment
was before the house. Con-j
gr ess man Dominick, who is a member!
of tin? juiiiciarv committee of thut !
body, made a notable address favoring
impeachment of the Federal jurist.
I he vole for impeachment in the
house whs overwhelming, Irrespective
of party lines.
In the history of the government*
there have been only nine impeachment
trial*, tlie most notable of which,
of course, was that of President Andiew
Johnson, and only once has the
accused resigned. That was in the
first case in 1798, thus recorded in
the Congressional Directory: "William
Blount, a Senator of the United States
from lennessee; charges dismissed
foi want of jurisdiction, he having
previously resigned; Monday, December
17, 1*98, to Monday, January 14,
1799."
Congressman Dominick is one of
the few members of the house from
South ( arolina, during the history of
the nation, who has been chosen by
the house to prosecute impeachments
before the Senate. In this first case
of Wiiriam Blount, John Rutledge, Jr.,
of South Carolina, a member of the
house who had attended the trial of
the celebrated Warren Hastings, in
England. rendered valuable service in
fid vising as to the form of procedure,
and Thomas Piuckney, of South Carolina,
was one of the managers for
the House. In the fourth impeachment
trial, in 1K29, directed at Federal
Judge James II. Peck, who was
acquitted by the senate, the distinguished
George McDuffie, of South
Carolina, who had instigated the trial,
was one of the managers.
In all of the impeachment proceedings
the house has selected its
managers only from its outstanding
members, and it is regarded as a (lis-j
inguishod Honor to be selected for,1
he position, which involves the pros'cution
of the case before the senate.
So member is c hosen for this respon- j
dbility unless he is considered by his
o!leagues to occupy a high position
n personal integrity and in legal atninments.
The designation is regarded
as a tribute to character and
ability. Besides this, it imposes a
burden of labor and responsibility,
from which nearly any recipient would
gladly turn aside if- he could conscientiously
do so.
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Ihe managers for the house had
fone thoroughly into the case, and
were fully prepared t?? present the i
side of the prosecution to the senate
on Wednesday of this week. Of
course, no right-minded house member
would accept the responsibility of
being one of the managers in an impeachment
chse unless convinced of
the guilt of the accused. In his able
speech in the debate preceding the
vote to imj>each Judge English, Representative
Dominick, reviewing the
evidence, declared that it showed the
Judge to have violated the constitutional
rights of defendants in his
court and of lawyers practicing before
it.
Of course, Judge English's resignation
comes as a relief both to the
managers on the part of the house,
and to the entire senate, which had
been called to meet in extra session
on November 10 for the especial purpose
of the Irial. Representative
Dominick, along with the other house
managers, had spent a great, deal of
study upon the various phases of the
case. Representative Montagu of Virginia
and Representative Dominick
had been named as a special commit- '
tee of the nine managers to prepare
the brief upon the legal aspects of
the case.
Three bandits staged a mail rob-'
bery at Hibbing. Minn.. Friday. Thev
tole a registered mail pouch, kidnapped
a mail clerk, drove 200 miles and
the job netted them $.*>. There were!
no marines on guard in this particular
n stance.
The Natchez hotel a: Natchez.
Miss., was destroyed b> fire Friday,
afternoon with a loss <>f $000,000.
(i. Mci.KK8 LATB8T. "
Anderson Humorist Write* laiterest'"Kl)
?n Various Topic*.
Received a letter from my wife'*
cousin which informed us that during
the recent storm in Florida the wind
blew everything off of' his Ford exrept
2 mortgages and where he was
from.
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And, by the way?those new mo^elj
Ford* are simply the mudcat's wisdom
teeth. Henry has taken 65 per
cent of .the^rattle out of the. front
doors and put fit) per cent in the rear
doors, and all of the former squeaks
of the body have been transferred to
the chassis, and the tail light is somewhat
redder, and tht-car uses considerably
less gas (when standing still)
than the old models formerly used
as the carbureter don't leak quite so
had. And it pulls better, too, if you
give it a good start.
A scientist has figured that the average
man is worth about 98 cents
?when bailed down to the last analysis.
Some of those that traded witn
me on credit during 1920 pin't worth
that much?in my opinion. Man is
supposed to have carbon, sulphur,
iron, ammonia, and other ingredients
in him, but the ones I'm talking about
are composed entirely of brass.
On top of all our other troubles?
we understand bootleg liquor has advanced
75 cents a quart. This advance
had to come sooher or later
as Red Devil lye went up 3 cents a
can last week?and sulphur is 5 cents
a pound higher than it was in July,
and wood alcohol is hapd to obtain at
present, and furthermore?some of
the prohibition officers are charging
nearly 2 dollars a month for general
immunity and constant amnesty from
arrest. Just think of it: Cotton 12
cents a pound; hooch 5 dollars a
quartf^ Life simply ain't worth living
under no circumstances.
Talking about evolution: The man
or woman who can take 1 yard of 75eent
silk, and pinch it up at one end
and squeeze it down at the other end,
and pucker it a little in the middle,
and punch 2 holes in upper right hand
and left corners, and tack a string on
it in the middle and call it a dress?
and sell it for $-19.98?has got the
from monkey-to-man" business skint
a thousand years.
Nobody ever heard of a drug store
going broke. A good druggist pays
25 cents for 1 thousand gallons of
water and sells it by the gill for a dollar
and 50 cents.
No diought has ever been serious
enough to close a filling station, nor
does money ever get too tight to slow
up the sale of cigarettes, lipsticks,
silk hose and4'white lightning. T
Opportunity is indeed a modest guy.
When he knocks at your door he
doesn t use a sledge hammer npr does
he linger long in one's way.
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Beef is selling on foot at 4 cents a
pound, but it fetches 35 cents a pound
on the scales, and 2 dollars on a plato
when ushered in by a coon in evening
dress.
( ertainVy, short dresses are more
sanitaiy, and they likewise easier on
a fellow's eyes, and furthermore
the shorter they are the longer we admire
them.
Henry Ford s idea of a 5-hour workday
is not a new thing in the South.
This country has been observing that
scale for several years. Of course,
the folks have been staying on the
job 6 hours a day and getting pay for
it, but are now talking about working.
Hillery Jones had a pretty bad !a<s
cident the other day. While taking
his old mother to the poorhouse he
ran into a loaded wagon with his twin
six Packard and killed 2 mules and
bent his bumper. He attributed the
accident to the fact that the wagon
and mules had no tail light?as required
by law.
Billy Botts says it's a dern shame
to pay a man like Jack Dempeey 800
thousand dollars for having a figh;,
Billy says he had a fight one day last
week and got the very dickens beat
out of him for nothing. (Ho called
a man a legislator.)
Condition* arc still good in this
great old country of ours. Nearly half
the farm lands will bring the assessed
value apd only about two thirds
the folks are living off ,,f (he taxpayers.
( otton is worth 12 cents;
that's a good price for it?since nobody
wants to wear cotton goods any
more. Why,#a bale of cottonseed wili
almost pay for the ginning and a
caddy charges only a quarter. Just
think of our fine roads and schools?
which we will por.sibly pay for iri 50
years. Kverythia^ a|] right, people
?so cheer up! The worst is already
here.
We mu4n't K?*t mad at France and
England ^for falling out with us. That
is, perfectly natural. Why, when you
lind even your b<h>t friend money he
thinks you are a Jesse James when
'you try to collect it. It is possibly
best for the world to huve that war
over again, and we'll play a big joka
on 'em by staying at home and keeping
our money here, too. We would
then be called "Fraidy Cats" instead
of "Shylocks."
Cotton better.
Frost in the panhandle yesterday
and a shower in Georgia put cotton
down 37 points this morning. Liverpool
came ire when due, and that's
more than you can say for some other
men. Three' boll weevils and a pinch
hug were found on a stalk of cotton
in Texas last night and as soon as
that report became current New Orleans
broke 47 points and hurst >
straddlers and 7 hedges and stopped
24 stop-orders. Spot demand is weak
in most places, but we strongly advise
buying the nearby on slumps?if
you can get the bucket shops to keep
your check till cotton. advances. We
advise holding if you can hide it anywhere.
Yours truly,
Gee McGee.
PIANO TUNING
LEWIS L. MOORE
All Work Guaranteed
Telephone 242-W
I Camden, South Carolina
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ALL WORK GUARANTEED
Estimates Furnished Free
409 Rutledge St. Phone 433-J
CAMDEN, S. C.
Ambulance Service Day or Night
Motor Equipment of the Best
C. W. EVANS
MORTICIAN
Telephones 535 DeKalb St.
91 and 283 Camden, S. C.
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A^EUhwrty, h?*d of the
Knights of Columbia in the United
States, announces that a million dol?
lar fund is. being raised to fight
against the attitude of the Mexican
government toward Catholics in Mexico.
Boh Tipto.i and his wife, Alma Tipton,
convicted at Rogersville, Tenn.,
of the murder of Novella Winkle, aged
12, have been sentenced to serve 23 |
I years each in state prison. The girl |
had bven living at the Tipton home. J
Wants-For Sale 1
WANTED?Job as salesman in groceiy
store. Have had one year experience.
Address Wade Hampton
Moore, care of Miss Meme Turner,
Camden, S. C. 33pd. .
FOR SALE?Dry oak wood, $7.50 per
cord, any length. Leave order^>vith
< Mr. John T. Maekey, First National
Bank, Camden, S. C. 33tf
FOR KENT?Four room house on
j South Fair Street, with garage,
Apply to M. G. Pursley, Camden,j
S. C. 33pd
' ROOMS TO RENT?Three unfurnished
rooms on Highland avenue. A<i;
dress "Rooms," care of The Chron!
icle, Camden", S. C. 33-pd
j FOR 8ALE?Twenty porkers weighing
about HO pounds a piece, price
i 15 cents per pound. Address Dr.
| A. W. Humphries, Camden, S. C.
33-35-pd
j FOR SALE?Fresh pecans, good size
at 40 cents per pound. Address Dr.
| A. W. Humphries, Camden, S. C.
33-35-pd
FOR SALE?A number of registered
| four and fiv^e-gallon Jersey cows,
tuberculin tested. Apply to B. M.
Hall or J. J. Tolbert at Schenk's
stables, Camden, S. C. 33-pd
I LOST?Either in A. & P. Store or bet
tween there and Lyttleton street, a
j roll of bills containing about $18.00
1 or $19.00. Anyone finding this
i money will please return to The
' Chronicle office and receive reward.
33-pd
HELP' WANTED?Jden ari ' 'needed
for U. S. Mail Service. Good pay; \
experience unnecessary. Write Wm. 1
Thomas, Box 412, Charleston, S. C.
33-35-pd ,
FOR SALE?Extra large size Stewart'
and Columbia Pecans for sale at 50
cents per pound, postage extra. '
Mrs. H. L. Bradford, Hopkins, S. C.
WANTED?Position as bookkeeper or
i office assistant. Have had several
I years' experience. Write to Box 106,
; Camden, S. C. 32-33pd
WANTED?To hear from owner of
good farm for sale. State cash 1
price, full particulars. "D. F. Bush,
Minneapolis, Minn. 37sb j
W ELDING.?Oxy-Acetelene Welding
j of wrought iron, cast iron, steel,
brass bronze, copper, .aluminum.!
i Auto frames, cylinder blocks,!
j crank cases, axle housings, oil pans,;
< welded like new. We also weld j
metal household furniture, office
equipment, hotel appliances and i
hospital ware. Smith's Garage, i
Camden, S, C. 31-34-pd !
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DRUGSTORE
HurtBtSST
lUIttKlKti AlvCOHOL
The great rub-down that tones
you up! ,
Makes new life, leap through
tired, aching muscles.
Prescribed by physicians and
used . in homfeB, athletic clubs,
Turkish baths and hospitals
every wh^e. 4 j
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DeKalb Pharmacy
7%f SssbSL sur*
- CAMDEN, S. C~
MONEY TO LOAN-^-On city real estate,
Apply to Henry Savage, Jr.,
Camden, S. C. , , 32sb
T OImT K P AIRING?A u t onto b 11 e 'TopT,
Side Curtains, Back Curtains, made
to fit any car. New Top Pads, also
new Bows fitted to amy top. Smith's
Garage, Camden, S." C."" 31-34pd
O Y ST Er'SHELL." LIM k?The^very best
for agricultural purposes, is
now on sale in Camden by The Rush
Lumber Cdtnpany. ' 26tf 1
WE CLEAN-^-^nything from neck- i
ties to art squares; Camden Dry
Cleanery, Phone 17 or 555.
WANTED^N^rpineTogs! Highest
cash prices paid; year round demand.
Sumtef Planing Mills and
Lumber Co., Attention E. S. Booth,
Sumter, S. C. , 1-tf-sb
WE CLEAN?Anything from neckties
to art squares. Camden Dry
Cleanery, Phone 17 or 555.
for'SHOeTREPArRlNG^-caU at the
Red Boot Shop next door to Express
office. A. M. JONES, Prop.
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F U RS~AN I)' FURCPATs'clean^dTt i
Camden Dry Cleanery.
PHOTOGR A PHY-^I ha vV Recently
rebuilt my home at 1340 Hailo
street and built an Up-to-date home
studio where I ?m prepared to do
any kind or style-of Photograph
and at a reasonable price* I have
some of the latest equipment and *
can make pictures regardless of
weather conditions. Joe B. Gaskins,
Camden* 8. C. ; 14-tf
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Heats The Whole House
This beautiful new Allen's Par-,
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in the house* Circulates warm,
moist air just like a cellar filr-*
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cellar. Does the work of severah
stoves, fireplaces or room
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. thaft one of them. I r
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Goes'well in any room, o
Burns hard or soft coal, coke
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