The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, October 21, 1921, Image 5
Make Your Own Soap!
Sa ves Dollars I
Keep the kitchen
grease you now w*?te
and make soap vf it
with Red Devil Lye!
Better ami purer apap
than you can buy and
10 inexpensive.
Dollar's Worth
From a Canful
For the mere price of
a canful of Lye you get
pure soap worth front
80 cents to u dollar!
Moinr-tnade ?"*p oooulnaall
of ibe natural c lycenn an ft U
free from ibe adulterant* tu
(viAmuo in factory nade toapO
Follow
Plain Direction*
On Each Can
Your trocel aril* Red Devil
1 ye Rett value your money
on buy. Handy >jft?r-top
Ucpa foniewa full atrenitn
t arid ready for u*c without
?a*ir. Clear dlrcctlooa for
*?{>? making full y (Irca mi
rrery can. Get it today. .
Devillye
Sure is Strong?
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Wm. schield mN}, CO.
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FARMERS' GUIDE FBE[
Written l>y I >r. J. W. Buchanau,
lale, of the I '. S. Department of Ag
riculture ami Professor of Veterin
ary Science' at (.'lorn Hon College. Ke
inarkahlc book ou treat nieut of dis
orders, accidents ami diseases of
horses. inules. cattle and h?gs. There
is a huge demand for the valuable
information contained in this book.
Over "O.OOO copies have been dis
tributed among farmer--. For a lim
ited time, as long as our supply lasts,
we will supply every fanner or live
stork man with a free copy of this,
hook. Write today for your copy.
CAROLINA REMKDIES CO.
Home of
ET Remedies
Dept. rl-31, tnion, S. C.
BAKER GUNS
For fifty years known to
the trade as the "best for
service.
$48.00 to $385.00
Send for BAKER BOOK
LET describing the entire
line.
Baker Gun Company
314 Broadway, New York
Eyes Examined
and
Glasses Fitted
M. H. HEYMAN & CO.
Jewelers and Optometrists
COLUMBIA LUMBER &
MANUFACTURING CO.
MILL WORK
SASH, DOORS, BLINDS
AND -LUMBER
PLAIN & HUGER STS. Ph*ne 71
COLUMBIA, S. C.
DR. R. E. STEVENSON
DENTIST
Owkfr Building
Camden. 8. C.
Dr. C. F. Sowell
DENTIST
(Office Over Brace's Store)
CAMDEN, S. C.
SEARCH FOR MUSICAL THIEF
Peculiar and Clever Crook la Just
Now Engaging the Attention of
London Police.
Detectives arc >r;;ivhmg for an ae
compfished thief who i ) lays the piano
and sinus for his victim before going
away with the valuables.
Although known to the police, he has
been "operating'' In .Si. John m iVoiKl,
Loudon. (or more than k mouth and
h> ' v\ ?i CUUpi>- have iiecu iar
rj?M| i hi l within m tew minute* v?uik
ot cavli other. 0
lie returned u fortnight ago to ?,
house hi St. < ifui ^r'.N ien-;ir?\ I'nm.
rose 1 1 ill, where lit* had taken apart*
uiijjiiix. while tin; othvi; hoarders were
at ? I i i ? t n" r. Impiines resulted m the
discovery thai the lodger had gone
whh jewelry including four gold L'Duks
set with diamonds, worth S2.0GO,
A woman fn Kliig Henry's road. Lou
/Ion, is. the latesj victim. < >i? Monday
the man rang dp aad Iti m short time
arrived in a laxlcah. lie staled thai
he would fetch Ids lugguge later.
Insisting iti paying la advance he
niadi' oUt a check for a week's hoard
and made himself agreeable by hi*
musical accomplishments, hut a pro
I ou god absence In the bathroom
suspicion, and it was found that a
trunk had been forced and $l,OtH) worth
of Jewelry stolen. A llnely-Cused gold
watch. valued m SotJO? was among the
articles stolen, ami the cheek was dis
honored,- -From the Coutlneutal Edi
tion of the London Mail.
QUIT TELLING FUNNY STORIES
Why Congressman Kelly ^Sacrificed
Humor on the Altar of Serious
Statesmanship.
Patrick Kelly-, 'a representative In
congress from Michigan, says that he
used to tell many stories in going
about in his political campaigns. The
audiences always liked tin-in and went
away pleased. Telling them looked,
like good politics.
Years later Kelly would meet a
man and lie would say:
"I ha\o met you before. 1 remem
ber very well a certain story 7you
told." .
Then he would repeat the an/cdote.
Kelly would ask him what else he re
membered that had been said, and he
would be unable to remember n thing.
The congressman began to wonder if the.
telling of stories prevented more serl
'ous matters fvi>w tlndlng lodgement
In the hearer's /mind.
He became/ fearful. He was not
sure, but he decided to lay off the
funny story. So was the possibility
of a multitude of good laugh* sacri
ficed at the altar of serious states
majiKhip.* ? New York Sun.
One Way to Attract Customers.
in a small New Kngland town I met
a druggist who makes a specialty of
selling postage stamps. ITe says that lo
retail 2-cent stamps for 2 ceuts each
Is the moat profitable Line in Ills store.
These sales would be extremely un
profliable, If he handled stamps
grouchily or grudgingly, saying by his
niauner: "Whatta you mean by both
ering me to sell you postage stamps?"'
Hut he has signs in his window toll
ing that he Iwis plenty of stamps, and
makes a special effort to he more
pleasant and accommodating and gra
cious about a si amp sale than at any
other time. lie has attracted thou
sands of permanent customers 1 n that
way. "A new customer is worth many
dollars a year," he observes, "whether
the thing that first brought him iu Is
postage ^jftiainps, cigars or whatnot.
So having^Miticed him in, why should
I do anything to make him sorry he
came?" ? Fre<K Kelly In The Nation's
Business.
No Use For Ailln8 Wife.
The New York Medical Journal
sqys :
"L>r. I.icht \> arilt, a medical mission
ary, telis that many of the Persian
sick women are obliged to steal away,
during their husband's absence, to
see a doctor.
" 'Honorable .Sir,' says the Introduc
tory note, 'please see me at once that
I may return home before my hus
band. else he will beat me severely.'
"We should not think neurotics
abound, for the husband often says to
the doctor:
" 'Well, let her die, for even if ?he
gets well I'll divorce her and get a
new wife. I don't want ?i weak <>ne
In my house.' "
Morris Chair Fire Escape.
A morris chair tire-escape, which
is described in Popular Mechanics
Magazine, comprises a comfortable
piece of furniture and ready means
'of safety In case of fire. By extend
ing two brackets, attached to the back
of the chair out ??f a window und
stringwig n rope, wound on a spool
under the ehair "eat, over a pulley
located on a rod - between the two
bracket onus, a quick descent to the
ground Is accomplished. A brake, con
trolled by the fir- victim, regulates
the speed of the descent.
Fondness for Animals.
"H Irani." ^aid Mrs. < 'orntosnH. "the
new hired man *n.\s he* fond ofx
horses."
"That ma> Iw a help and then it
may not. The trouble with the last
hired tcan s*n?? r 1 ? ?? t he w:?s fond of
hosse?< Otdy he d drv^j r m i r about 'em
tiniev* ftjpy was on the race rrii^k."
?
H<gh. But We Must Haye 'em.
Kidder- I siip|K>!?e you d take I
Ida weight in gold for your baby, would
you:
Ne?|??p No; I should hardly tike
to mil at cost.
COXFKDNKATK RKIMON
To I'm N< M in Chattanooga, TWUU
Ot-toiicr \! till to ?7th.
Sout hern Hallwuj announces that a
spechtl til I'll COHei^,. will be 0|H>t?uted
from Columbia to Chattanooga Cor ?<?
? '? uiu m In tloii of veterans and. others at
tending the rotuiion. leaving Columbia
7:15 a. iu? Monday, October -Uh. ar
riving rhatanooga 0 p. m. ^aino tiny,
via li rt'iai wtu.nl, Anderson and Atlanta,
(.?really reduced fare tickets will la*
sultl in members of I In' f? ?1 1? >\\ in u or
gniiiza lions ;ind their families uHOli
presentation of ldeuti fixation Certifi
es tes, which can Ho procured from
loon I commanders:
I ' 1 1 i I ft I l onlVjIera to Veterans. Sons
of < 'oiifedorate VotiM'aiiK, < 'onfederate
S.dii t hern Memorial AssociatUm..
Tickets will be on .wale October iiii-lifi,
limited for returning until November
ITtli, allowing1 stop-ovor privileges.
The round trip tare from Camden.
8, j? SS. to pins S per cent war tax.
For further information apply to
ticket agent or to .S. II. McLain, Dis
trict Passenger Agent. Columbia, S. C.
? Adv,
(feeding on Fakes,
(INv l)eo Advocate. ?
li wbtild not do tor everybody to
think alike. If they did. perhaps
we could vt.-c why so ilia uy people go
wihl over professional baseball, ami
why thy 'papery give it so much free
advertising.' It is nothing but a big
business enterprise to make money for
lt^ promoters, ami the\ manipulate
the games in the wa.\ which tlicy think
will get the most money. .The expoi
lire, at Chicago of those \yiu? sold out
the games last year is only a ease of
getting eaught .
When there is a,, series of games
over which lite public has heel: worked
Up to a high^pltvh of frenzy, like the
present "world series," it is managed
?so that first one team wins and then
the other', keeping it as near a tie as
possible to the very last *o as to keep
up public interest and the gate re
ceipts. They don't hesitate to play on
Sunday to catch the people away from
their work,
A Now York paper which is on the
ground Kdiior ami I'uhlishcr pub
llshed clio folio, whig just after. the
series start? U.
Tlie World's series.
It is an old rule in advertising that
stretching truth for the purpose of
creatltig seuaatlou or attracting wide
attention is tlu- suit1 read to failure.'
This woU known adage wax broken tu
New York this wtok !UI(I tilt' w IsdCim
of men who drew it up was again
proven. In this particular case. how
ever, i lie sufferers were the will tVd
and lioli baseball club owners who
make bo financial outlay for tlu- news
paper advertising space fluty secure
that is. not much.
Nursed along with hope, drivel and
downright frtkery for u period of sev
oral works, puhlle enthusiasm for the
[great event was supposed to havo
reached the proper high temperature
for a killing early Tuesday night. The
annual event was running true to form
in tin- number of blurbs that were be
ing handed out. and many men who
write for the newspapers dhb not
bother about gbtng to the Polo Grounds
lint took things for granted and turn
ed the front pages of Wednesday eve
nhig papers' early editions into half
sheet posters that blared forth the do
tails- of the greatest and most litera
ti vo :i mijsciunut enterprise in America.
I5ut they added- ? for space not for fact
that thousands had camped all night
in the cold and rain to he in line for
tickets for the first act.
It looked like good advertising liut
it h;i*k a haekkick. All it did was to
prove that only honest * advertising
pays. There were several thousand va
ea lit seats when *>plny started. The
public thought the newspapers were
telling the l ruth when they said that
all seats had been sold and that' a mob
had lietn storming the entrance all
ni-ght. and the public believed its news.
papers-* and stayed away.
-V t
FOOT BALL
Today, Friday, October 2 1
CAMDEN HIGH SCHOOL
iiiP vs. ? .
COLUMBIA HIGH SCHOOL
Ball Park at 3:30 Admission 25c and 50c
To th<? "muKiiuiivs" who opera to
the Kirat amusement plant in Ameri
ca and who sot asit.lt> this wook for
their golden hnl'V?*!?i ami to settle
tlt.elr annual a/lvertlxlng bill wllh a
little rollution under the ?rmtutst.aml
it imi*t have seemed a eolU worhl \vln>n
they ua/.eO on the empty st>ats they
must haw voted it llie'^ro-it "muff" of
1021.
The annual period of hokum lu
every other way measured up to l|n>
standard vet in past.vvars; the -?i n?n? I
i?K sorin was Miccossftdly plti hUhI in
(he hlojHl of jicqplo on tin1 <>|k?u
ln? i<ii \ of I ho svrlo.s, hut tin* other
jy,ft7U.0tH? residents of * * rt?u t?*r Now
York maim god to atlok to tholf lobular
work until <iuittin? liiuo. Thonews
impors hy i ho way, got a few siuull ail
| voj't isomonts from tickot siKvulfttors
who were out for the few dollars that
! the '-manual es" were overlooking;.
ho are not opposed to ?i>oi1ta-?
we arc talking about Iho amusement
industry and dislumrM adve*M4*ini?
.
\\> have. a liiuli power, fast catthiK otai fit forced feed ? a rom|)lnt*<
power plant ii> itself for sawhm Ioks Jo any length. Does tlio work
of six to ten men. I -ever control of blade while engine is miming.
Have good assortment of gasoline engines, All equipped witli Bosch
magneto and offered at $100 each. V little over a year ago these
drag saws sold for S'*(K) each and even more. VW ale offering tlieni
at a bis sucriflce, Imt they must go.
PRICE $100
COLUMBIA SUPPLY CO.
823 West Gervais St.
Columbia, ' S. C.
Not Accidentally Good? <
Made that Way
TO PRODUCE day in ami ilay out
the clean-hurning, full-powered
"Standard"1 Motor Gasoline, no
fewer than five important tests are
employed. Nothing is taken ^for
granted nothing left to Inek.
"Standard*" Motor Gasoline lias to
pass five stifF examinations.
These are:
CJirnt ical Ittlmrntttry tests on the gaso
line itself, to determine w?l;itilit>,
purity, stability, explosion points,
etr.
I'liysiial lahorat nrv tests in one-eylin
der ei^i^es. to determine eharaeter of
ignition, rate of combustion, rati' of
pressure de\ elopment, limits of per
formanee, etr.
Dynamometer tests in standard makes
of engines, to determine power devel
oped, mileage per trail on. etr. Runs
equivalent to a year** srrviro give accu
rate data on carbon formation, valve
pitting, spark plug fouling, ctc.
Hood tests in representative ear* and
truck*, which check the accuracy of
former finding*, and determine with
greater accuracy the factor* of acceler
ation. flexibility, range of carburetor
adjustment, etc.
Srrvicr tests under average condition*,
(lompany garage* are maintained, each
c ontaining from 30 to 2(H) ears, truck*
and tractors, comprising every known
type of motor-driven equipment. Tin*
driver* are both amateur* and profes
sionals a fair general average for thi*
work. These tests determine the all
around performance of the gasoline ill
the hand* of the user.
"Anybody"* Gas*" may be good now
and then. "Standard" Motor Gasoline
has to he right all the time. That i*
what the public expert* of it.
lan't it time you drained the old nil ont of your crank
cane? \ntice the difference tclten you refill tcith POLARUVE.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(New Jersey)