The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 29, 1914, Image 5
FULL HEAT IN
A MINUTE
That's an advantage when you
have to heat something quickly
in the night.
heats instantly without smoke or smell.
It has all the convenience of gas and
costs less for fuel than any other stove.
It is the best oil-burning device yet pro
duced for cooking purposes.
The New > Perfection No. 5 has the
new Fireless Cooking Oven, which
roasts and bakes perfectly ? slow, fast or
fireless cooking, to suit every need.
New Perfection Stoves are also made in
1 , 2, 3, and 4-burner sizes. No. 5 stove
includes broiler arid toaster, These
utensils can be obtained separately for
the smaller sizes. Sad-iron heater and
cook-book free with every stove.
At dealers everywhere, or write direct
for catalogue.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
Washington, I). C. (New Jersey) Charlotte, N. C.
Norfolk. Va. BALTIMORE Charlestown.W.Va.
Richmond, ,Va. Charleston, S. C.
PUT YOUR MONEY
INTO A NEW HOME
Tln.s year and thake it earn you happiness and contentment,
t'an't get away from the fact' that the home is the mainstay of
this meat country of ours and. never will there be a time When
><>u can buy the kind of lumber we are selling for less money.
We have on hand, the nic?st lot of flooring, ceiling and sid
in?. made -from genuine Long Leaf Pine, that it is possible to
"ifhufacturo and we ar? offering it at such low prices, you will
'?? surprised. Also a full assortment of framing sizes.
URINO IN YOUR BLUB PRINTS ANI) LET US FIGURE
WITH YOL1 ON 3ASHr DOORS' AND BLINDS ANp ALL MTLX
WORK FOR ANY WORK CONTEMPLATED. Wo are furnish
'"ii this in I<ong Leaf Pine at.- same prices others ask for Short
Leaf.. - . '? . V 0 . ?
We are ready any time to talk al?out. your Lumber needs.
DAVIDSON LUMBER CO.
Telephone 104
Funerals Directed
We supply the best of burial goods, con
duct funerals and relieve families and
friends of many unpleasant duties ince
dent to death. We are always prepared
to serve those who need our service.
B. R. McCREIGHT, CAMDEN* S. C.
Movie Born of Sorrow.
Tbeio in uo nation Miiturally. mmd<-?i,
to i I ??in i Kit Ion, or lib- u ml
Hi-. i "i !? n If <i uhUuii 1m (UOmU'UI, Ih> ;
i ll III be?IIUse II IlllH pUMMlMi
tiiroiivii uiii trruiiituiyu Hun it tin >
been *li*4\ ?*it to Its Hiirmw mill
lllixifl;. ill IIW ill I'M lllld I <>||i|Hir.|||ti||N.
lia?h. in* dvrliii'i-'M. U I lu* fiihiiliiiiiliia
. <??' ijuiui'i'ii hi
i;?-rii>nii> by tbv 1'iilrty Years' >viif;
1 1 f l > \ .mi - ?? Km li time.
I'eopl.f hilif; "like mwnids," I |?i coii-.
(ilHIi'.s, |o keep llj) I lu ll -| ,ill- ill li.i.l
liioineiils. ;unl In- HikIk (lint 1 1 n - ir.il
cOillKlltfH Of lUUlil' ;ii?- ni??iil\ .ill 1 1 ? ? 1 1
th'l' IHllVlllCi'K pX|M>ttt'd to (>\ ItM'llill vltis-v
Millllll'Hy *
I'iihIiiimI In* IIihIk exempt lu u large
es I en ( from i hi' o?tUkIuiih Id wlilcli
jHMJtu "U'urn in wluit 1 1 ? ? ? >
tOlK'll (li soim" beeause ll 1m pro
t i*? ti'<l from In \'iitiloii by lli?.' nirdio oi
lilt' sell*. MllMlc, llu'll, lu* iirgUe*. Ik not
mi art of pence; it originates In strife
amluuxkdy, not In irniMpilllliy and eon
cord. Tin' ox'crftroHpcroiiK count bo
(Jiricovi fH. "Dot only Juive no bl?tory ;
they have no inutile (.'hinigo Inter
0'i'nn.
By the Author.
IhibJiidrMWHlh Tn^ore. I hi* liidmn poet.
s\ lljjf ^;i i urtl tlii' ?"> lu. (;:;() \<i|n l prize lor
liti'i .it ii? e. |t? .1 u ril known li^uiv in
I .oik Ion Horh'ty. ami to a London cor
respondent he siiWl i*?M-i'i?t ly :
?'in 1 1 1 1 1 i .- 1 rn little ? ii i i<i ifii bubble
worse at tin' age of lire or aix. \Vo aro
not lilce yon. With yon. If a full
grown man or woman suddenly man
ages to write u few rimes tlio tiling Ik
deemed almost a miracle,
"I snt In a magazine oOice the other
morning whll^ the editor opened hit*
mail. Jit: tossed u letter to me.
"?That's the sort pf tiling I'm eon
} tluually receiving.' lie said.
"The letter ran:
"t)en,r Ed It or ~T ho poem inclosed Ib orlK
Innl In me, and 1 had no help in thinking
out same. It Is a true poem. 1 wrote it
myself, and there is more where it came
froth if 1 had any Inducement to think
Kurno out. You. may say ''Original' at the
f top of ma me. for every wOrd is hy
"TUB AUTHOR."
When Soldiers Were Flogged. /]
It would ha v e needed a very :i lliirliiR
form "of advertisement Indeed to at*,
tract jnen to the ICugllsh army a hun
dred years ago. Writing of that period
a writer says: "Flogging was almost
universal. The maximum number ot
lashes were gradually red need from
1.500 t0 ."{do. hut the nutloii that dis
cipl lut* could not he maintained with
out summary punishment continued to
he Relieved, and Wellington himself
dealt with flagrant eases hy hanging
the culprits upon trees in the public
roads. One result was that only men
belonging to the lowest classes would
join the army." In 1771 a sentinel in
t he guards was tlogged In St. .lames'
park so severely that he subsequently !
died raving mad. His offense consisted
of saying that "there was no more en
couragement for a good soldier than
for a bad one.''
Too Much Cavity.
One afternoon an esteemed citizen
went Into a barber shop to have his
briers reaped, but no sooner had he
taken a seat in one of the chairs than
he dropped off into heavy slumber.
Apparently the shave artist was hav
ing his own troubles in manipulating |
: the customer, and after making several
| attempts he thoughtfully paused.
"Excuse me. sir." said he. gently
shaking the man in the chair, "but
would you mind waking up? I can't !
shave you while you., are asleep."
"Can't shave mo while I'm asleep," j
exclaimed the victim, with a wonder- !
lug expression- "Why not?"
??Because." explained the barber as
softly as possible, "when you fall into
slumber your mouth opens so wide
that I can't find your face.''? rhlladcl- {
phla Telegraph.
Eaay Tim$.
The man who learns many languages
does not always enlarge his mind. A
porter in a Swiss hotel who spoke
many languages with equal facility
and inaccuracy was once asked what
"was his native tongue. He replied that
he did not know, but that he spoke all
languages.
"But In what language do you
think?" asked the persistent question
er.
~ H n k,T' "was 4be prompt repi y . j
I ?Youth's Companion,
~ ? ? ....
Lacked Tact.
i "A fellow told me today," confided
Mr. D'Ippie. "that 1 didn't know j
endugh to pound sand. He said that I !
was the blamedest Idiot he ever saw. 1
Now. what do you think of that?"
"I think it was dreadfully tactless of
him," exclaimed Miss Keene indig
nantly.? Cleveland Plain Denier. I
Considerate.
"And would you marry me if I were
a poor girl, working. for a living?" ask
ed the heiress. 2
"Darling," responded the accepted
suitor, "it wouldn't be fair. You'd be
doing enough in supporting yourself."?
Philadelphia Tx?dger.
The Forbearing Waiter. '
?'That waiter didn't thank jrou when
you gave him a quarter."
"I didn't want him to. I was grate
ful to him for holding the coin up so
that every one lu the room could see
Jt was only a quarter."-* Washington
I Rtrfr. ?
Sure Protection.
Customer (trying on dress stilt, jok
Ingly)? 1 hope I'll never be mistaken
for a walter.v Tailor? Wben In doubt,
keep yonr bands In your pockets!?
Jqdg* . , ' ?,
It Is well to learn to work intensely.
-Charles W. Eliot. . *
WANTED TO KNOW
Mrn N? v\j?oit ThlB uuper Hay# that
evory man walk* ilin-r miles a day
if only moving about lu bin room or
otttre
Mi N?\\|)up I??h's it Buy anything
I about how iitiu'h (lie I : i : h ? * r of
! a youai^ Infant walks every nlnhi?
VANITY OF WOMAN
First hobo ? Wonder why 'tis dat
Wim men in inoHt, Hilars better lookin
dun us men is?
Second Hobo l>at's a easy one, A
woman washes? her face most every
day Jlflt fer de looks uv It.
POSITION WANTED
: \ /
Tramp ? Say, lady ? *
Lady of House ? Well?
Tramy? If I could bark liko a dog,
would you let me live In a kennel and
eat what you gives that pup?
WAYSIDE DREAMS
First Hobo ? I'd like tpr have Rocke
feller's money: '
Second Hobo? Wot *d jer do?
First Hobo ? Hand him a penny
every day. I>at is, pervlded he could
perduce an ckll amount.
A GENTLE HINT
Mr. SJowpny ? Whert art* you goiitK?
The (Jrocer ? To th?? post ofllce to
kick about thv poor rtHlypry scrvten.
Mr. Slowpay ? What's tne matter?
'ftie 'Grocer? Why, that check you
promised fo mall me a week ago haa%'t
reaehed me yet.
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THE COMPANY
W<* represent assures your getting th? neivice you
want and safety.
BONDS
Court, Administrator,
!? idelity and C juarantrr
hoods i l?U( d in d<
nominations to suit your
nt'<*ds you'll be sur
prised at the moderate
ness ol the charges.
WE WANT TO EXPLAIN to every business man
the value ot our Bonding Department the leatuies it
filers hint. Inquire today.
WILLIAMS INSURANCE & REALTY COMPANY
( IncojriHU'uU'tl, )
1012 Broad Street Camden, South Carolina
SLIPPERS
The daintiness and charm of your
of your Kid and Satin SLIPPERS
depend upon their shapeliness and
cleanliness. We tyave special facilities
for cleaning and refining them.
FOOTER'S DYE WORKS
CUMBERLAND, - . MARYLAND
Jo My Friends and The Public
Although I have served you for twenty-seven years
I AM STILL A SHAVER
?? . ?r,
COOL, CLEAN,
OMFORT ABLE
MOOTH, SANITARY
IHAVES
IhtrinK my twenty-HCven years of serving the public the cost of
lii^li living has caused inc to make many cuts ? particularly IIA IIC
CI TS for tlic comfort, pleasuir and Improvement of my many
iiulrnnu
?
CAREFUL, CAUTIOUS LI A ID ALL SHAPES AND ALL
UTTING IlrVIIY STYLES
' ' ' ' ' ? '? J ' ' \
All this is lip slsup: _ llmvever, I will lie pleased to KIIAMIMM)
you at any time. It's delightful during this hot wratlicr. (live
us a trial.
P ?lite Attention SOP'S Sanitary Shop
Aid to Busy F oiks
The telephone aids the busy farmer to keep
in touch with neighborhood affairs even during
the rush season. He can call his neighbors in the
evening and discuss the events of the day and
arrange plans for community work after the cropt
are laid by.
- ? ? y >
Every farmer needs the help of the telephone.
See the nearest Hell Manager or send a postal for
our free booklet and see how small the cost is.
FARMERS' LINE DEPARTMENT
SOUTHERN BELL TELEPHONE
AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY
rRYOR STREET ATLANTA, GA.
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