The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, March 13, 1914, Image 2
Aid to Busy Folks
The telephone aids the busy farmer to keep
in touch with neighborhood alfairs even during
the rush season, i le can call his neighbors in the
evening ami discuss the events of the day and
arrange plans for community work after the crops
are laid by.
Kvery farmer needs the help of the telephone.
See the nearest Bell Manager or send a postal for
Our free booklet and see how small the cost is.
FARMERS' LINE DEPARTMEN T
SOUTHERN BELL TELEPHONE
and Telegraph company
24 OS. JPRYOR STREET ATI. ANT A, GA.
GENTLEMEN
FOR APPEARANCE
as well as hygienic comfort, your Business Suits,
Dress Suits, White and Fancy Vests, Top Coats,
Over Coats and Gloves, will serve you best when
frequently cleaned and "form pressed" by our
superior methods.
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FOOTER'S DYE WORKS
CUMBERLAND, Md.
TO THE PUBLIC
I am still in the Drayage business and solicit
your work. All orders for Coal and Wood
you will kindly give to The Camden Fuel
Co., as I have sold that part of my business.
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H ib Chance at Last.
The busybody was circulating a pe
tition call) ok upon the powers thut
ho to abolish something or other.
"It will bo proBoritotf ut tho next
meeting," 1)0 said, "and a copy of it
will bu printed in all tho papers."
Tho struggling young author made
haste to sign.
" What's it all about?" asked a
frl?nd
"Oh, I don't know," said tho strug
gling young author, "but 1 couldn't j
resist tho temptation to see my name
signed to something that will appear*
In print" ? Judge.'
Continuous Feaster.
"I have JUHt boon reading tho Btory
of the Prodigal Son," said Farmer
CoriitoMsel.
"Well," replied bin wife. "There's
ao danger of our boy Josh goln' to
town and euttin' up that/>way.".
"No. I sometimes think it would
be a savin' of fattpd calf if now an'
then he'd turn loyse an* go visitln' fur
a few months7r
Marked Similiarity.
"Well, I guess It will soon be time to
haul out the old water wagon, give It a
fresh coat of paint and start it down
the lino hoavllv loaded."
"Yes. The old water wagon reminds
me of a suburban trolley car, outward
bound at C p. in."
"And how is that?"
"The farther it go<>?, the lighter it
gots."
\ At gn Advantage.
"Why is tho weather ko fascinating
a topic of conversation?"
"Well," replied Fanner Corntossel,
"I suppose it's because it's one ofc tho
few fubjocls of general interest tint
you ain't supposed to* road about in
tho Conirr<> siona 1 Honord before you
can pretend to understand it." '
A TOUGH ONE.
"Y-you are a-w-wful tough, ain't you,
! Jimmy?"
"Why, say, kid, I'm so tough dat
' doer's times I'm skeered of meself!"
Doubtful.
T! i- nuist n,? eiH-stlon,
* >:i \v!;:i li !uy mil;? ?' th li:irp.
Is <" !ti !!!:s:i v. I ? ? i<ir< i ft. t r
Kv'-r I'f-pfim? 11 t>!:.u p?
Slogan of the Jam.
"Move up. move up!" loand the
(ondui-'or.
Can't " cant" back a pi: in ; voiee.
: "A woman in the aisle -is threatened
. WiLh a. f.iintitiw lit."
"Yell her in wait till she r.eta in the
vestibule," shouted the conductor.
'Move up, mo\ e up!"
A New Hero.
Author? Th- lu :o of- my book is the
sort o; a l'- iiow who wears his bust
s.> ss.it to a uar.v. e.
A :h 'ir What is he ? an < f-i ? utric
arii^t?
v -No: he's a waiter ? Yale
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The Safe Ones to Ku,
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His Provvesc.
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? A:! hr can * ! . : ; . \s U his
Anomalous.
a ^.'yr r^ie La.vu ia
"1 1 is a c* k' .1 ; . ' ? :? a s* -;.i?jht
drnmn
Tf.= C r. r. : e Vice.
"Dors nn mnir'.s fr,r hunv.n brings.
They n?*slh?:r d;ir.k4 suca.- :.or smoke."
"Yes. hut if you don't hx-k out. this
one will start chewing presently."
NEED MEAT IN THEIR DIET
ftcetcfc 8p?cl*IUU Make Aiwrtlon
rh?t It Should Bo Supplied to
Young Children.
There U a prevalent misconception
thai meat la not good for young chil
dren. l>ra. A. IMngwell Fordyce and
K. W. Bcott ('armlcbaei. two fatnoua
Scotch bpoclaUaU in the dlaeaae* of
children, In an arjjelo on Glandular
Tuboreulo?la in (Jhlldrdn," published
in the Laneot, combat thin old fash
ioned Idea.. They write:
"Conwtantly wo ??e otherwise
healthy children suffering from indl*
geBtion due to overfeeding with bread,
porridge, potatoes, biicultB, cakeB,
uWeotH. 1 Comparatively rarely do .ve
boo indigestion duo to excessive meat
eating- certainly a largo amount
of meat in the diet of a healthy young
child in likely to cauae digestive trou
ble * Hut the point la that an adequate
tviipply of flesh meat and Ash In the
daily die! la not only beneficial, but
Ih, uh a rule, necessary to health.
"During the first half of the Bee
out! you i' the child bhoulf) get this ani*
mal food In the form of egg, bacon or
flab, Thereafter ho bhould bo given
daily at dinrior a llttlo chicken, rab
bit or butcher'a meat. YVo consider
that deficiency of animal food in the
?shape of meat, flab and oggw? - in the
diet, along with the common co-exlst
ent Cftibohydrato dyspopBla, Ih a wide
apread and important underlying fac
tor in i ho development of varioua in
fection^, and is more particularly ono
of the jjriinary caiiBca of cervical
glandular tuberculosis."
HIS PERIOD OF ENJOYMENT
Farmer Surely Had Earned Rest, But
He Waited Just a Little
Bit Too Long.
Once there lived a farmer who
worked so hard be was too tired to go
to church on Sunday, says Frank Tel- 1
ford In Farm and FireBlde. Ills hired
men refused to stand for the first
and last call to breakfast at 3:45 in
the morning and loft before the end
of the week. His wife milked the
cows and hoed the garden beeauso
help was so hard to keep. The farm- j
er voted against hard roads, and when
ho was elected to the school board
hired for teacher a young girl just out
of high school, because she would
take the job for $??0 a month. In
short, he squeezed the dollars so hard j
the eagle screamed. He would steal,
acorns from a blind pig.
When the farmer was fifty he had 1
a half .section of good black land in
the corn belt and money in the bank. |
Ho moved to town to enjoy a hard
earned rest. Hut his stomach was so
tired of corn bread and bacon that It
went on a strike and tho farmer ate
milk toast. He could predict a storm
before the. first cloud appeared, by
tho creaking of his joints, and he had
to eall for help to turn over in bed. i
One day his doctor said he had made
j enough money to buy a new touring 1
car and the farmer died 6C heart dis- j
! ease.
Traveler's Tea.
When traveling there is great con\
fort in one's own cup of tea. For this !
I poignant need' of a traveler ;i charm
ing little tea box of mahogany, con
taining a small silver tea caddy and a
little tea ball, reproduced in miniature
and a teakettle, has been placed upon
the market. It is very simple In its
arrangement, compact and easy to
pack and makes a really practical gift.
There are many places in America,
,anil in I0uroj>e <ilso, where good tea is
a luxury, and many an unsuspecting
American woman is astonished when
she pays her bill for what she con
siders a very simple repast. She usu
ally llnds that her cup of tea cost
more than a very elaborate dessert,
and so the new idea is a great econo
my as wcjll ;i? a comfort when on the
! train or on the sioiiner.
Didn't Hurt Them.
One day v. Ii'de in Trenton, a man
I from "a small town happened to collide
j with a hunch of hyKienles, and nmong
j otlu r thirds ? ?>??> n'i'crrcd to the water
supply ot his home town. "It isn't a*
' good a;* it mi.-!:' b< said the Jersey
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; man wlu-n tj'ttsiiar.rd Ua tu iia quality.
| ''Tli. r<> e; seauMhir.i? liko lO.OOc.^'^i
1 microhcs to drop, hut it in the host
. ve can do ;it present." "What do^ou
? ? . 1 yourself nr?al:ibt wait r
:l?"*Ji'.iericd one of the hy
v. i . 1 1 a look of concern. "Von
pi ?-c iiiiior.ai y mens*
"Nh, ;? " . :aih d the Jersey
' : ' v i ! Per the water and
' i; I ;.t d n we drink r.;>
Early !' it* vv'ci'.jC cf Career.
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Journal.
S1MPKINS' PROLIFIC COTTON
Putt the farmer at an advantage because he it fir,(
in the market with hit crop.
THE EARLEST COTTON IN THE WORLD.
Ninety Days From Planting to Boll. Grew* More Cotton to tli? Acre
SUPPLY IS LIMITED? ORDER QUICK
The Only Genuine Sold in This Slate.
W. H. Mixson Seed Co., Charleston, S. C.
Sole Distributors for South Carolina
Also All Other Seeds Write for Catalog** \
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FOR SALE
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ONK TWO STORY, eight room dwelling with all modern con
venieneeg. Lot 100x202, located on Mill Street, known as the
rielk property. ?
ONK TWO HTOHY, ueven room dwelling with all modem I
convenience#, Lot 6Cx200tlQcated on DeKalb Street, and own
oil by Mrfl. H. (\ Smith. Will arrange terniH to Biilt purchas
er on (he above property.
Kennedy & Shaw
REAL ESTATE AGENTS
Cm,a< SriA? Buar
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MANUFACTURER OF 4 :jj.
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BETTER BREAD
New Every Morning Fresh Every Evening
Ask Your Grocer or Phone Us for Better Bread
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Camden Steam Bakery
? A. J. BEATTIE, Proprietor
TELEPHONE 49 CAMDEN, S. C.
Wood's Superior
Seed Oats
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r ,t!i 1 1 ? ' * hf.st cirid moat produc
Burt or
Texas Rc -I Rarl Proof.
SwottlfJi Select,
BAticro'it, Appier, etc.
W* _*a unci samples.
Woeii'n *v! : Descriptive Catnl^rJ
w-" " j"-'-. O^V^lunrt,
s- ,v> / v-.:;, i?v oa Beans:
I.-.r:u C.iulen Seeds.
Write for It.
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pddd fop
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! P/ialces Chicks Sturdy
!'? . - s :im{ *trcn<>thcn< them f^r rfg
?? ? ? i v.ic.n. S.ivci trouble and worry.
Leecssa Ua V/cs!ase?i
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so !' s. <"?>? I<hi I!**. $>.75-;
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Con!:cy's Lies Powder
i ? -ir ;'*! T . Mt ting liens nds ificm ofVd?
??' I l.i . | ? i ' u-k'v free it<> n (Itecilvx*4?
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W. ROBIN ZEMP, Camden,
R^iKor* L5?and f* ew- Print of
A man appeared at the ^oui
in MnnlinKan the- other day ao<lv
riiKiuiK the county attorney in,,
to the under sheriff: "Well. niaytW"
can nje what f waift ta
a man duns you for a dobt ou Si
isn't tho debt paid?" ? Kansal
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