The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, February 14, 1913, Image 7
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YOUR SUNDAY DINNER
Meat* for Suoduy dlnnern, our
long eultt ? liberft) Amount Of
dual with each flue roast! That
uu'Ih every good coook! Among
our boaBta, are our Sunday
. ltoaetft! Tbey Bhould grace
-
your table*.
Campbell Bros.
Horses and Mules
We have just received a car
load of fine HORSES and
MULES and want you to call
and see them ,
W. C. MOORE
Do You Want to
SELL.'
BUY
LOAN
BORROW
' I ? i t Ai* I
I May Help You.
LAURENS T. MILLS,
CAMDEN, S. C.
PROOF
*?UARANTEF.n
TO SATISFY CUSTOMERS
**OMTHE
ORIGINAL CABBAGE PLANT GROWERS
ONLY PROPER REVENGE
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REBUKING THE PRESUMPTION O*
THE MARRIEO WOMAN.
Too Many took to Probe Into the
Heert Secrete of Their less For
tunate Slate m, and Deee rvo
, Bevsre T r??tm?n*.
A good m*nj Inferences Ml|kt M
made about her ow? experience la
preserving the tender pasatoa with a
live husband. To write eo feelingly i
of the preservative qua) It lee of a dead
lover naturally suggesta that a living
apouae gave her eai*ie to do eome cob- s
bllng at the rundown heels of aentl
n>enl BSt -that uld not excuse her
lmp?rtlnenoe! Nothing gave her the
right In the eight of Ood. man or
other women; nothing exoused her.
A cowboy with a record for men i
he bad killed Anally met hie match. i
His admiring frtesde were M stumped"
to And an epitaph to pet npon the
monument they bullded him. At last
they had graven there In ehaste and
forceful simplicity, "He done hie
dumedest." I, too. fettering before !
the fatlllty ef language as a means of
expreeelng >est what the married
woman doee who arks the impertinent
queetlon, say, **Bhs doee?" It isn't
necessary to repeat the quotation.
Why, the married woman who doee
H Is a social ghoul cavorting heed
l???ly. wantonly, cruelly, hideously
on the grave of dead hopee, gouging
her question Into the body of lost
love! Before she married she was
like other women t ho rough fare rs.
Afterward, seated In the matrimonial
automobile, she dashes headlong
among the onea who still walk and
knocks the very breath out of them.
Apparently, she thinks the marriage
machine la meant to send single
pedestrians scurrying and dodging.
Anyway, that's the use she makes
of It.
* If married women forget how It
Pn1| to be unmarried and asked
why, here is telling them! It feels
painful and lonely and sad. 1^/
t*kes sweetness and courage and an
enormous amount of the good, gar
den variety of aense to bear vp grace
fully. And when idle or thought
less cnrloslty goes digging and snag
gllng and punching about In the sore
and sacred plaoea of the heart, the
Buffering and the rage It ereates Is too
awful to mention.
What really ought to happen to
these inquiring matrons la this:
When one aaks a maid the question*
the maid should scare her Into gal
loping hysterics by looking meaning
ly at her one aad only husband and
observing, con expressions ? "The man
I love Is married!"
The matron would THINK. Indeed,
she would be thinking even while
she hurriedly pleaded an engagement
and piloted her husband out of the
maid's dangerous neighborhood. Pob
slbly that is all that is needed? -iust
to 'Be t the married interrogators think
ing ? -to make them realize the enorm
ity of their offense. Surely the utter
-violation of good taste, the inexcus
able intrusion into personal affairs,
the suffering they carelessly create
must make them pause.
If a wife askn the REASON and a
maid Insinuates that SHE is IT, ehe
levels the popgun of her impertlment
inquiry full in the face of another
spinster. And every matron made to
think ? and feel a little wholesome
fear, perhaps ? will mean one less
maid, at least, to be grilled on the
hot plate of the married woman's
curiosity.
If every pretty and attractive un
married woman would follow out this
suggestion a reformation would be
effected that would enable us to pre
serve the sacredness of our memories
or our pride or ? our reputations! It's
worth trying! ? New York Press.
What It Come* To.
Dr. Harvey W. Wiley told In an ad*
drees in Washington a story apropos
of food adulteration.
"There was a man," he said, "who
manufactured so-called silver spoons.
? dealer bought largely from him,
but was always clamoring for a lower
price. ~
'"Bat I can't lower the price/ the
manufacturer would say, 'unless 1 put
In more lead.*
?*AH right ? more lead, by m
means.' This the dealer reply.
"The other week the dealer wired
that be would take an enormous con
signment of spoons if the price were
cut a further ten per cent.
NT?aH Ht the price another pen
ny/ the manufacturer wired back.
"'Put in more lead/ wired the deal
?r. ; . - _ - ? -?-???? - -,^rr.-r:rT. -
" Impossible/ was the manufactur
er's reply. 'Last lot I shipped you
were all lead/ " 1
' L'
'v/ No Change*
They had parted years ago. Now, in
the deepening shadows of Scotland's
twilight, they met again.
"Here be the old stile, Annie," he
Mid. ^
"Aye; and here be our initials that
yon carved, John," she replied.
The ensuing silence was only bro
ken by the buzzing of an aviator over
head.
Honey-laden a memories thrilled
through the twilight and flushed^ their
glowing cheeks.
"Hh, Annie," exclaimed John, sud
denly seizing her fair, slim hand,
"ye're jlst as beautiful as ye ever
were, an' I hae never forgotten ye,
my bonnfe lass I" .
"And ye, John*" she .cried, while
her blue een moistened tremulously,
"are jlst as big a leear as ever, an' I
believe ye |tet the sunst"
PROVERBS MOSTLY OLD
HAJQRfTY HAVE BEEN HANDC9
DOWN FOR CEN^URIM.
6ame Meaning U Expressed In Vm*
' ph r*a?? Among Different N*.
tlone? Comments on Luck Are
Most Expressly*.
Meay proverbs hare oome do we to
*a from remote a?eft, and are euu
?won to all nation*.
It Is said that a kin* of Ba?ee
worked hie slaves nearly to death la
?taking a vineyard- Thla provoked
oae of th??in to prophecy that hla mns
Ur would never drink the wine. The
king, being told of this, when the
flrst grapes were produoed took %
handful, and, pressing the Juice Into a
eup In tho presence of the slate, de
rided him hi a , false prophet "Many
things liMppeu between the cup and
the Hp." the slave replied
Just then a shout was heard that a
wild txmr had broken Into the viae
yard. The king, without tasting, eel
down the cup, ran to maet It, and waa
killed lu the encouuter. Henceforth
the worda of the slave passed into a
preverb
Won this Greek original came twe
French proverbs: "Between the hand
aad the mouth the aoup la often split/*
aad "Wine poured out Is not swallow
#4.** Neither Is so near the original aa
oar English, "There's many a all#
twlxt cup and Hp."
It Is curious to trace how similar
Ideas hare taken root In different lan
guages and the various modes of Illus
trating the same thought. For In
stance, one or two familiar pro verba
In our own language. We eay, "A
bird la the hand Is worth two In the
hush.** The same Idea La expressed
by Italians when they say, "Better an
fgg today than a pullet tomorrow,"
and the IPrench proverb Is still more
significant, "One here-it-ls la better
than two youshall have-Its." "Better a
leveret In the kitchen than a wild boar
tn the forest," Is the Livontan saying
ednveylng tho sanje meaning.
The proverbs on luck are numerous
s?4 ei press! ve In all languages. In
Kngllsh we say, "It Is better to bo
born lucky than rich." The Arabs con
vey the same idea in the apt proverb,
"Throw him Into the Nile and hejwlll
come up with a fish In his mouth,"
while the German says, "If he flung a
penny on the roof a dollar would
oome back to him."
A Spanish proverb gays, "God send
you luck, my son, and little wit will
serve you." There Is a Latin adage,
"Fortune favors fools," and It la to
this Touchstone alludes in his reply
to Jacques, "Call me not a fool till
heaven hath sent me fortune."
The Germans say, "J'xck gets on by
hie stupidity" and "Fortune and wom
en are fond of fools." There Is also
a Latin proverb which shows that the
converse of this holds good: "Fortune
makes a fool of him whom she too
much favors."
Some unhlcky Englishman is respon
sible for the saying: "If my father
had made me a hatter, when would
have been born without heads/' but
this can scarcely be called original,
as an unfortunate Arab, ages ago, de
clared, "If I were to trade In winding
sheets no one would die."
"Misfortunes seldom come singly,"
has many equivalents ift nil languages.
The Spaniards say, "Welcome, mis
fortune, if thou comeSt alone," and
"Whither gocst thou, misfortune? To
where there is more?"
Called Halt on Lawyer.
Laura Hamilton tells of a funny
courtroom episode which she saw ono
day while playing in the south some
: time ago. _ .
| A young lawyer had been appointed
by the court to defend a man charged
with larceny. In his arguraont to the i
jury he pleaded for the acquittal of
his client He told of his innocent
boyhood days, of his good character*
of his father, mother and brothers. In
short, he launched forth into a fam
ily history. . ?
The prisoner, an old darky, had lie*
tened with growing uneasiness to his
counsel's plea, and as the attorney
went on without a hint of stopping,
the negro was driven to desperation.
Jumping to hla feet, he Relied to the
court:
r Ts guilty, yo * honah; T'b guilty!
De jury cant do no moh dan send me
to jail fo* six mouths, but If dat fool
lawyer doaa rtop, dey'll hang me fo*
suah!"
Identified.
The two American war correspon
dents were gazing at the conflict when
Kinkletop caught eight of a gallant
officer leading a charge.
"Hie face is* strangely familiar," he
said. "That Greek > lieutenant, I
mean ? "
"Yes," said Blithers. "He used to
run the boot-blacking stand In that
barber shop oyer on Steenth avenue
and Umtp-Iph streot,"
And Just then "the noble warrior
dsihed madly past, and, forgetting
himself under the excitement of the
moment, turned and cried aloud to his
adranelng troops: ->
"Next! Shine!"
And1 the Indomitable phalanx moved
steadily up the hill, giving the enemy
the worst pollshlng-off they had had
since war was declared. ? Harper's
Weekly.
8trenuous Oratory.
Caller ? What's all that pounding in
the back#room'?
M. P.'s Office Boy ? IXinno! I heard
the boss say he'd got to frame a
speech, and I guess he's doln* it. ?
Stray Stories.
SAWYKR'S KID
OUR DRUG STORE
Bo called "heart-burn" is only a symptom of a stoinacb
disorder. It 1m indigestion arising from too much acidity in tho
stomach. "Heart-bum" is a disease you should not allow to
run on, else tho entire system will becotu* disordered und rheu
matism and other chronic dieease* will rssult. Heart-burn and
Indigestion are easily arrested If taken In band in time.
Come to < >' it l>mg Btont
Sawyer Drug Company
'This Seal Means Quality
Ask for Sunshine Biscuits
if you want to taste the utmost
in purity and deliciousness.
Literally baked in the sunshine,
they are unusually crisp and
delicate in substance. You'll
1 4 like them if you like "better
| things."
POIl SALE AT BIIUOB 8 PlJItK FOOD HTOtlK*
AND HIDES
highest market price paid
FOR RAW FURS ANO HIDE3
Wool on Oommlwlon, Writ* for prle?
JOHN WHITE & CQ.
Hat mentioning this ad.
Established 1887
LOUISVILLE, MT,
Standard Live Stock Insurance
Company
Insures Horses, Mules and Cattle
Against any Disease.
Horses, Mules and Cattle mast die ? You can't dispute
this fact. Knowing this no owner An afford to be
without insurance of this character.
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Let Us Be Your Agents"
WILLIAMS INSURANCE & REALTY COMPANY
(Incorporated.)
1012 Broad Street Camden, Sooth Carolina
ITS GOOD TO
BE WARM
especially when the t.hertn<rttt*?
ter In hovering around the zero
mark. That Is the time that
yon want coal, and plenty of it.
Bend na yonr order for any kind
of coal yo? want, and It will be
delivered promptly, and you
wlfl get fnll Taluo for your mon
ey. That is onr guarantee.
CAN SUPPLY YOUR WANTS
Any Kind Any Size Any Kind Any Length
COAL COAL. WOOD WOOD
Special prices made on Coal/ Wood and Coke, by the car.
Am now sawing wood In lot? of 8 cordis and up. A limited sup
ply of the best Johnson Grass Hay balOdfor sale\ Phone your
order to
S. M. MATHIS
Off 10b Phone 68. Bwidence Phone 2&7-L."