The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, January 03, 1913, Image 7
orses and Mules
We have just received a car
load of fine HORSES and
MULES and want you to call
and see them
C. MOORE
REAL ESTATE
, SELL
Do You Want to \ loan
BORROW
I May Help You.
LAURENS T. MILLS,
CAMDEN, S. C.
? For Sale or Rent:- 8 room house on Lyttleton street (for
? merly occupied by T. C. DuBose) lot 100x250. Barn and sta
?Wee on premises, easy terms; prloe on application. _ ? ?
I . For Sale ? One lot on Chestnut street (between Reel house
?No. 2., and Dr. S. 0. Zemp's residence.)
I One lot on Pair street. 100x250, a bargain for quick salo.
I
I 111 acres of land on Adams Mill road 7 miles East o
?Camden. Two horse farm open and under cultivation, balance
? tract in wood and pine timber. One 4 room dwelling, barn
?aD<l stables, also cotton : house. All new buildings. For quick
?Hie we offer this at a bargain.
? 75 acres of land 9 miles Southeast of Camden on Cam
?<en-Dariington public road; 25 acres open and under cultlva
|li?nn; 20 ac/?s of long and short leaf timber, balance in wood
? lan<l; one 3 room dwelling, barn and stables; good running
?**ter through place. This is a Rood small farm and can be
?Vroght for $1600. ' '
? 185 acres of land 7 miles from Camden on Darlington
? Camden road, 30 acres open and under cultivation, balance in
? *?od with some pine timber. 12 acres in pasture, under wire.
? ^ four room dwelling, barn and stables, also small cotton
? hou#*. Price $8.00 per acre.
I F&rm of J. R. and S. H. Truesdale, 11 miles north of
? Camden, s. C., This tract contains 131 acres; T5 acres open
? *W. mostly level; 1 4-room dwelling, 2 tenant houses, 2 good
of water.
or<rmr
<t and Paid For.
? n 1 ft V, 01 ill jsfthJ thu
A'ary ( .>. i r, "Now, do you istmr
mlctt that [id getting $f> worth of
*al.:.,< for my uiui)?y?" .
"Wye dollar* wor^Ji of value!" fla#l*-,
?d the bright young"1 clerk. "Why,
winter. for every one of them thing*
we turn ont ih<jre'n four middlemen,
leventy eight drummers, flvo banks,
two railroad poola, eighteen advrrti*
Ing agencies, s?.*ven lawyers and 812
billboards all running up expense nc
oountH and adding value to that there
nrli(!'- >i(> Zp$ tbftt tin; company's
practically giving you the 34 cents
spent on patent royalties, shop up
keep, ruw material and labor." - I'uok.
Nothing tp Worry About,
The First Unskilled ? Things ain't
doin' well at 'oine, Hll.
The Second Unskilled ? Wot'a up?
The Firnt Unskilled It's the M Ihhus
? alius worryin' fer money, mornin',
nooti an' night.
The Second Unskilled ? Wot ahe do
wiv it orl?
The FlrBt Unskilled ? 'Ow tho blank
ety blank am I ter know ? I never give
i 'er none yet. ? Sketch.
A Fake.
Uncle Ezra ? Ilowdy, Eben. Just
back from California, I see. Must be a
great place. They Bay there is sun
shine there the year 'round.
Uncle Eben ? That is just one of
them fake western yarns. Every day
I was there, along at the end of the
afternoon night came, just the same
as it does here.
WHAT HE COULDN'T 8TAND.
Goodly? rSlr, I am surprised to hear
you swearing at the heat. What will
you do in the next world, where
there's not a drop of water to moisten
your parched
Growly ? Are you sure there's no
water there?
Goodly ? Positive.
Growly ? Ah! Then there's no hu
midity; that's what knocks me. I can
stand for the heat.
?Tls So.
To wait, alas,
Ta very tame.
'Tls hard to play
A waiting game.
Would Be Better.
Prison Missionary ? Don't you think
^that after you regain your liberty you
can do better?
Burglar ? Well, I'll know enough not
to have another pal that's bo deaf he
can't hear a p'liceman till he's right
on us.
^ The Art of It. ~
"You are constantly outlining new
theories concerning an ideal economic
system.".
"Yes, my friend," replied Senator
Sorghum, "a successful rainbow chas
er has to make up his own rainbows
as he goes along."
Save the Letters.
"I havo a hesitancy about spurning
that young poet."
"Why bo?"
"He may, in after years, become fa
mous." ?
"Well, If he does, you can sell his
love letters to the magazines." ??
Chief End of Travel.
"I expected you to enthuse more
over the beautiful Danube."
"Well, the Danube was all right, but
the postcards were not what I expect
ed to find."
A True Believer.
"I always believe in saving some*
thinp: for a rainy day."
"How much have you Baved?"
"Oh, I haven't saved anything, but
I believe in it."
Conscience-Stricken.
"Major Pounds is a pugrfacious old
fellow. He told me yesterday he was
always smellinK powder/'*:
"Good gracious! I wonder 1f he
m? putting somf on roy nose!"
It wan W| i ?"! (In <!
#i?t con ie? of th? Uu a I Ion wi. i
?t?j|u i)g i.i'h tbtlr KM ? on the $r0v?tt4
u? flout of Mtf ?ti Tho icrftMOtlii i
^uh' uu'lvit. ho ? ^itininiit Ion. wImm
h|i ???- >lo v} k- l tho absence of
*oap in tlx ...i ui I ' 1 1 \ <t 1 1* i<M i nit, and
ii<- d> 1 1 ?;? i < I v\ I. ni lactibc i he man
hid to w>v?
" I * Ut /. * . t ???. lt'? nil UBi'l," #?tld
Hlnn
if'ii!" shouted tin* itrgtADt >na*
'or. "Why, th? flint cnk? of SOAP I
'?ttd nerved nu- for my kit luHU-d in?
? hree yearn. wh)l9 yon iu?? not a
in the rankM yoi How do you iio
l ount for i i t "'
Klinn'? ? >?? had the faintest snap}*
Hon of n U'lukla h?< nplhd:
"Plaaa, sor. I wushevery .day"
And tho sorgeaut iHitlof walked <>n.
While tho Nvholfl company grlnred.-?
mnita.
I < VII Learn.
Mlnlatrr What * pity your brothoi
ia no dt-iH ? ( and ldje. Hrtvaoyou
rtl?y otic 1 \ r? at home 1 1 U ?> him?
Hilly O! it. I'vo one blotter Vho
n< ??. ' hi V< v drinkH. nivor j?! ?v?
rardti, tfH ??)' lib me, uivor e'.cule.
ni\ * ? i ?
M inibtrr Oh. indoed?
Hilly ? Yes. an' ho'u only ?ix month?
old, Tit '
POOR WOMAN.
Mrs. Wise ? Well, there may b?
some things that a woman don't
know.
Mr. Wine? Yes; but no man can
tell her what they are.
Milady's Bonnet.
My bonnet lU-y over the ocean.
My bonnet lies over the Bea;
For, you see, It's the latest ereatlon,
And hasn't yet come from I'aive,
?Judge.
All She Asked.
"I remember very well the first time
I ever saw you," he said when he had
been introduced to the beautiful ac
tress.
"Well," she replied, "I'm glad to
hear it; but please don't speak as if
you regarded it as proof that you
have a good memory."
Home Politics.
"What is this initiative and refer
endum?"
"It's this way. If I want to go any
where, or do anything, I take the ini
tiative by mentioning it to iny wife.
Then she decides whether I can or
not. That's the referendum."
Yearning for a Tentacle.
"Of course you bavo a grudge
against the octopus; I mean the rail
roads."
"Yes," replied Farmer Corntossel;
"my principal grievance is that there
ain't any of 'em runnin' within a milo
or two of my place."
The Real Danger. .
"Madam, your little dog bit one of
the children in the street below."
"What! One of those dirty little
creatures! Call up at once for my
veterinarian!"
\ *
ON THE LINK8.
Evelyn ? I just met Clarence. Ho la
a conversational foozle.
George ? How's that?
Evelyn ? He makes love when he
ought to play golf, and he talks golf
when he ought to make love.
Quite Impossible.
The hallway llffht was burning: dim.
His wife was waiting up for him.
Ho would havo been quite free from
cares,
Could he have left his Jag downstairs.
A Point of Difference,
"A man is very much unlike a house
In onp way."
"What one is that?"
"A man can still be full of fire
after ho is put out."
A Proof.
ia passionately in lyve with
h'o wife,"
''How do you know?"
? j rrnl up for her Willi- j
iut ci.. ^'lnnbl'iK it.** "
Standard Live Stock Insurance
Company
Insures Horses, Mules and CattH
Against any Disease.
? h
l orses, Mules and Cattle must die /Yoti can't disputi
. this fact. Knowing this no owner Van ttfford to b*
without insurance of this character, \
"Let Us Be Your nts"
v am* khi; j* niwii ? ? . .#
WILLIAMS INSURA CK & i COMPA;
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1012 Broad Street Can-ilee South ( arolmii
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Why oi?t 1 1 ti? t link' i>1'k u?? ?>ur*
Kcty
lloruiiNo Uto fanner (<M?k liliu
Choice Pond
THo rhaiwi'ri n i*? > Hie i?\ipnu>r
brought Min^ h<\r?>! And th'ojib
ot h$jr III I !c I ti >> i HI ti> i >! ilj
llUllK' ||<) tloUlH ?!(??; ? will 1)0
brought Ihm'o tot) !
\\V II |?0 tlOHdqUIUii'!' f'l*
i lIDK i; I'Olili,
Campbell Bros.
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IT'S GOOD TO
BE WAR
OBpeeiulty whon tho thoruton- ?
tor Ih hovorinK around tlu> i< l"
mark. That Ih tho 'tjmo tli-n
you want coal, and plonty of
Beiid uh your ordor for a i? > kl- i
of coal you want, and it Will <
delivered promptly, and
will got full valuo Tor your iu?
ey. That Ih our' KuaraniQo.
CAN SUPPLY
Any Kind Any Size
C OAL GOAL
YOUR
Any Kind
WOOD
WANTS
Any Length
WOOD
Special prlccfi riiftde on Coal, Wood and Ooko, by t lit* car
Am now Hawing wood in lots of f> cords and up. A limited su,
ply of tho beet Johnnon Clvasa Ilay haled for nale. l'hone y >nr
order lo
s. M. MATHIS
Residence Phono li r? 7 - 1
Tailor says -
s. / ^ ' ) *?
Half the terrors of winter disappear, when In warm well
made Clothing you appear. -a.
Let usTbuild you a winter suit and on top of that a win
ter overcoat. " _ ?. ^
That will be a comfort and Hatinfaction as well. Material,
Correct Style and Fit Guaranteed. Yours truly,
CITY PRESSING CLUB
FROST
PROOF
GUARANTEED TO
FROM THE ORIGINAL
<<0 A.
SATISFY CUSTOMERS
CABBAGE PLANT GROWERS
&AR1.Y iKRiKY WAKCFIXLO. . CflAftUttrrOK LA ROB TYP*. $udCP*IOlT
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TWAPgMAWWCoPvmom^f , ?
Established 1868. Patdln Capital Stock $30,000.00
W olgrew th? first r*OIT ftOOF PLANTS In IMS. Now hare orer twenty thousand
customer*. We Ii*t? frown and sold m?r? csbb.*. plsntn than *11 other persons In the Uouth.rw
Stst.s combined. WHY/ )Wv*umi our plan t? must pleaan or wo send yonrinon??y himk. Ordsrnow:
It is time to set these plant* in your section to ret extra early* cnbba?e, and they are tke ones
that wll for the most money. >
We sow three tons of Cabbage Seed per season BLrTwboTry'V'lanU,
J'rult tree* and ornamental a. Write for froe catalog1 containing rat a able Information abootfrolt
and rcgetablegTowlnsp. Price* on Cabbage Plant*;? By fnall PoFtajr? Paldticenta per 100 plants. ,
By finrwbnvr pnyln* express charsrea, which tmde* tpeolal rat* 1? varr lowi fiOO tor *1 Oo; 1,000 .
to <,0ui^$t.(0pcr thousand; 6,000 to 9,000 #1.36 per thousand ; 10.000 and over #1.(0 pet* thousand.
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