The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, August 02, 1912, Image 4
THE CAMDEN CHRONICLE
Published Ev?f> Friday
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W. li. Miiiowell, . . FruprMor.
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1109 N. Uroftd (M. 'FboM Ml
CAmdrn, H. Om Aug. SI, Itftll.
County < 'tuii|MlKit Close*.
The county campaign which op
ened up at Bethune on Monday of
last week, cloned Wednesday night
at the factory.
The meeting at Kabon's X Iloads
on Friday wan well attended and a
healthy Interest manifested.
At Mlaney on Saturday an uniis
ually large audience greeted the
campaigner* and at times during
the speaking, we understand, Inter"
e*t ran high. ,
The meeting at Camden on Wed?
nesday wan one of the most large
ly attended county Campaign meet
ings held here for years past. The
statement wa? made by a well in
formed person that the crowd at
this /neetlng was larger than tho
state campaign meeting here two
years ago. The meeting was order
ly (as they always are in Camden)
and each speaker was given a cour
teous and respectful hearing. It was
our intention to give a synopsis of
the speeches at this meettlng, es
pecially those of the candidates for
the legislature, but as all the
speeches were quite similar to the
ones already published in Th?
Chronicle, to publish them again
would not be necessary.
The closing meeting of the cam
paign was held at the factory- on
Wednesday night. Although a light
rain was falling, the order of the
meettlng was not dampened in the
least. The boys were In fine shape
and in a good natured way "ragg
ed" all the Bpeakera more or less.
The factory meeting will be remem
bered as one of the very beat of
the campaign of 1912.
v WM. J, MtYAN'g' DOL'ULK.
How He Made a Hpoech When I'cfr
lews Lewlcr Was a Candidate .
William Jennings Bryan, who was
in Mt. Clemena Friday as the spe
clal orator of the ^"Bath city'B"
Chautauqua Beauon, had the unique
experience of meeting the man who
once palmed himself off on an entir
community as the Democratic leader
addressed the mob in Bryanese style
and got away with it. Mr. Bryan's
double is Charles W. Ward, the new
secretary of the Mt. Clemens busi
ness men's association .
Mr. Bryan and Mr. Ward met
shortly before the reception and
luncheon given in honor of Mr. Bry
an. The story was told -to Mr. Bry
an, who enjoyed the Joke immense
ly.
Mr. Ward was the star football
player, at Northwestern University
during his college days. He was
celebrated also because of his phy
sical resemblance to Mr. Bryan and
was frequently called "the silver
iie"
The North weestern University foot
ball eleven, of which Ward waB cap
tain, was on its way to play a game
in Minneapolis. *A salesman and a
Presbyterian minister were aboard
the special train and were remark
ing on Mr. Ward's resemblance to
Mr. Bryan.
? "Why wouldn't it be a good
joke," suggested the clergyman, "to
send a telegram to one of the towns
ahead, informing the people that
Col. Bryan and his party will pass
through there and will condescend
to Htop a few moments?"
The idea was accepted with much
hilarity and a dispatch was sent
to Elroy ,Wis. As the train drew
into the town a cheering crowd of
several hundred people were here
to meet it. "Maj. Deitz" and "Col.
Bryan" stood alono on the rear plat
form and long before the train came
to a stop shouts of "Hurrah for
Bryan! Hurrah for the next presi
dent!" rent the air for several min
utes.
"Maj. Dietz" in troduced Colonel
Bryan," who stepped forward with
graceful hows in every direction.
More prolonged cheers. After quiet
had been restored he raiseed his
hand and "made a neat speech.
As the last word was uttered the
train began to move and at the
same time the men inside the car,
who had been stuffing headgears
into the mouths to keep from laugh
ing uproariously, rushed to the plat
form and gave' the college yell, fol
lowing it with the ancient cry:
"Rubber neck! Rubber. neck ! "
Then the people of Elroy discov
ered that they had been duped and
as tho train sped away not a few
stones were hurled at the laughing
students. ? The Detroit Journal.
. ? j
Health KplgruiiiN.
A fly in the milk often means a
member of the family in tho grave.
Wire screens in the windows
may keep crape from the door.
Keep flies from the house and
you will help keep the doctor
from the gate.
* Plies In the dining room precede
nurses in ;the sickroom.
The wise mother screens tho ba
by's cradle and wears a smile; the
foolish mother does not and may
wear mourning.
A rain barrel full of water ? a
houso full of mosquitoes.
If some persons were as much
Afraid of flies as they are of bad
water there would be less typhoid.
Good water is more to be pris
ed than rubles, and clean hands
. are better than much fine gold.
The fly has small feet, but a mil*
lion typhoid germs can ride com
fortably on one Of them.??*.
...
For M?.
Four city lofts on Hattpton and Lee
Avenue. SOtllO feet each. *"7
totms. D. Wolfe, Camden, s. C.
THE OOUNTKY liOV.
HU lx>t ? FortuiiAto One Th?t Ought
To Make HJm <J<mUmt?*l.
Thy moat fortunate boy lu the
state In he who haa not caught the
fever that la In the air, but in fol
lowing bin patient mule up and
down the long corn rowa and grum
bling becauae be cannot have the
fun the town boya enjoy. All honor
to the father who, aeelng what ia
invisible to putty headed parent*,
hold* his boy down to hard work
aud given him Haturday afternoon
for recreation. "All work and no
play," in a saying that has been
conaiderably overdone. All play
and no work niakeii Jack a upend
thrift and a deadbeat. And that is
what la the matter with the preaent
generaion. The boya are aporting
on what their fathera earn. They
wear the beat clothea their fathera
can buy, ride In automobilea bought
on credit, and play tennla for a liv
ing. The chap who ia making a
crop under the blazing aun ia the
one who in after yeara will furn?
lah employment to the dapper fel
lowa who are now amoklng clgareta
and changing their Uuen every
day. It la lmpoaaible to make a
man out of a boy who never did an
honeat day'a work in hia life. It
requirea hard knocka to develop the
manly qualltiea in a boy'a nature.
It takea nerve to atand againat the
temptatlona that beaet a boy'a path
way in theae degenerate daya. He
muat practice self-denial in hia
yputh if he would resist evil in
hia manhood'a prime. Few aona of
rloh men ?? are ever able to wear
the mantle of their fathera. The
reaaon ia the rich man learned to
aay "no" to hia dealrea in yputh,
and hia boy failed to learn that
Tttai lesson. ? ? The farmer'a boy
haa the* beat? chance in the world
to build the ladder by which he
muat rlae. He cannot 8ee the point
now, but he will aee it by and
by. Our captalna of industry muat
come from the country if they
comeat all. A dude never yet de
veloped Into a man. The shy nnd
awkward country boy who is better
acquainted with a grubing hoe
tftan he la with a base ball bat Is
the fellow who In future yeara will
direct from his desk In his office
the polished young gent? who now
laugh at his awkward manners. ?
Charity and Children.
Felder and Hi? Dictagraph.
(The following written by Jack
Wilson, an ardent nupporter of Gov-|
ernor Blease, has been handed us
for publication:)
There's a lawyer down in Georgia,
or a Jack-leg, if you please,
His name is Tom Bosh Felder, and
h? don't love Coley Blease; ;
He hired a shark named Porter,
with a little dictagraph,
And Porter got Tom's money, Gee,
how it makes us laugh!
,??aid Porter to Tom Fielder, "I'll
fix up that guy;
I'll make them hang Blease to a
pole,
'Way up towards the sky."
Said Tom to Porter, "You're on,
old boy,
Old pard you are a bird ;
Now you Just load your grip sack
up and hike for Spartanburg,
For there's a lawyer in that town
who is Coley's closest friend,
And thru this chap we're going to
run that vagabond gov'nor in."
"You go right in and call him feam,
He's an awful friendly cuss;
Be careful till you get him full,
Or he will raise a fuss.
Just go right in familiar like
And slap him on the back,
And give hipi booze and dope him
up?
Call him a Cracker-Jack.
"Tell him you are a lawyer, just
from Chicago town,
And you want to buy a pardon,
and plank your money down;
And when you get him boozy, he'll
bite just like a fish,
Then go and fix your dictagraph
just any way you wish.
"We'll take it to Augusta and
spring agreatsurprise,
And if the pardon they won't sell,
We'll fix a lot of lies.
That commission will be with us,
And likewise Gonzales;
They'll help us run this little game
right over Coley Blease.
They suspended business in Augus
ta, one whole long day;
Looking for a telegram saying ev
erything's O. K.
When Porter found -that Nichols had
fed them on hot air,
Old Folder's eyes turned red and
green, he swore and pulled his
hair
Then Carlisle, seeing t'wns all a
hoax,
Said "Boys, I will be durned,
Until you hatch up something else
This meeting, will adjourn."
Att<yitlon, Vetewns.
I have received notice from the
Recorder of Crosses, S. C. Division
U. D. C., that by special request
of many Chapters, applications for
Crosses of Honor will be received
until Oct. 1st. Crosses to be given
on Dec. 20th, 1912. Should a vet
eran desire a second cross, having
lost the first one, or descendants,
malo or female, ot any veteran
who has never had one, apply at
once to Mrs. John Cantey, Presi
dent John D. Kennedy Chapter U.
D. C., Camden, S. C.
FINAi? DISCHARGE.
Notice Is tiereby given that one
month from this date ? on Monday,
August 26, 1912, I will present
to the Probate Court of Kershaw
County my final accounting as Ad
ministratrix of the Estate of ths.
1st* Edward C. DuBoee and apply
thereto for a final discharge of
the sates.
Jul y U. mi.
WELL DEFIES SKILL OF MAN
Engineers Unable to Confine Marvel
oue Flow of Gas In Tramyl*
vanla, Hungary.
There a re wells of many kinds:
those whlc)) gallons of petroleum,
those which furnish water to sur
rounding populations, wells that are
scarcely damp, and wells that periodi
cally lnundste the neighborhood lb
which they are found. But of all the
wells In existence probably none oora
pare In Interest with a gas well In
Hungary.
This well Is situated In Transylva
nia, and the peculiarity of It Is thst
It Is not seen but heard. The gas es
capes by means of an Iron tube with
such dreadful force as to produce s
noise which makes It impossible to
hear the human voloe within a con
siderable radius.
Many and diverse attempts have
been made to regulate and utilise 'the
output of gas, but so far the only de
vice which has succeeded has been
to put an Iron tube of 26 centimeters
In dlsmeter Into the earth. Through
this the gaa haa been escaping now
' for nearly three years. Bngtneers
from various countries have been con
ducted to the spot and have thought
out ingenious ways to make the gas
available arhl to stop the dreadful
nolss caused by its escape. Every
plan has failed. On one occasion the
problem was believed to have been
solved, hut It was soon found that the
gas had merely been turned aside In
its course and was escaping In the
same manner la adjacent territory
after having followed a track for some
distance below the surface.
The gas comes through the 4ron
tube with the velocity of a cannon
ball and it is estimated that theto Is
a dally loss of a million of cubic me
ters, the value of which amounts to
$6.000. ? Harper's Weekly.
LONG USEFULNESS AT AN END
dome Would Have Thought Vase Had
Done Qood 8ervJce, but Not
; 80 Mrs. 8ploer. ?' -? ;?
When Mies Ann Pickett dropped In
on her neighbor, Mrs. Splcer, and
found her moping over the fragments
of a gilt vase, Miss Ann sympathized
generously. "It must have been quite
a costly vase," she said, looking ad
miringly at the pieces.
"No, it only cost six bits," Mrs.
Spicer acknowledged. " Tain't that I
feel so bad about.". - ?
"Maybe It was a gift that you
prised because of associations ? "
Mrs. dtfftcer shook her head. *!Jlm
and 1 bought it over in Tompktnsi^lie
a long time ago; I prized it because
it was such a saving to the family.
The first year we had It I kept it on
the front shelf for a general orna
ment; then when Jim's birthday came
and I hadn't- anything else handy to
give. I gave him the vase for his own.
Next Christmas. Instead of paying out
good money to buy something new, he
gave it back to me for a Christmas
present; then I gave It to Jim junior
on his birthday, and he gave it to Sue
Belld qn hers. ...2L
"The next spring all the kinfolks
got up a birthday party for old Aunt
Sallle Spicer, and we took her the
vase; after she'd kep' it a good bit,
she gave it to Jim's sister Jane for a
weddln' present, and afterwards J&ne
gave it to me and Jim when we had
our china weddln'. I was,oounting,on
giving it to Jim again on his next
birthday, and now here it is smashed
to flinders.
"I tell you, Miss Ann, it moit
make? 'me cry to think of losing such
a useful family Article? so near Jim's
birthday, too!" ? Youth's Companion.
Varieties of Honey.
A sore throat and a rasping cough
led the writer to call In at the stores
with a view to the purchase of honey.
Lemon and honey are extremely sooth
ing, and the overplus of the latter ean
be used on the breakfast table. The
assistant said they had plenty of
honey, got it fresh every day. "What
honey is it?" asked the man with a
sore throat huskily. "Twenty-one cents
a pound," replied the salesman, and It
came out that he had no notion that
there were varieties of honey. Hla
idea was that all honey was English*
and he had never heard 'of Irish honey,
let alone of that superb quality that
the Connemara bees produce, or of
the heather honey or that from the
West Indies. Grocers and purchasers
should be educated in the various
oellences *of honey. ? Ix>ndon Chroni
cle. v
Tracing the "Barber Shop Chord.**
Barbers In the old \ days might ? "
charge heavily, for theirs must
been a nerve-racking existence.
were provided Instead of
and customers used to strum on
while waiting for a vacant chair,
ker, writing, refers to "a barber's
tern for every, man to play on."
term "barber's music," was a
one in the dajrs of IPepys, who on
6, 1660, records: "After supper
lord ealled. for the lieutenant's
tern, and with two candlesticks
money In them for symballs, we
barber's music, with which my
was tery welt p teased."
Death of Minn JuhkIo
r . / >,
The body of Miss Jessie C. Mc
Gee wum brouht here Tuesday of
laut week from Asbevtlle, N .C.
Hh? hu? gone to Ashevllle to re
cuperate her heakh, but she died
from the effect* of diabetes from
Which she had been suffering for
several years. She was about jiO
yearn old and a trained nurse by
profession. Her uncle. Mr. B. D.
McCoy, of Bethune, met the body
here and It was taken to Turkey
Creek cemetery for burial. ? Blshop
ville Vindicator.
Meeting Chamber of Commerce.
< ?? ?
The regular mouthly meeting of
the Camden Chamber of Commerce
will be held at the Opera House
Wednesday, Aug. 1 , at ? p. m. ?
A full attendance Is earnestly de
sired.
W. H. EVE, Jr.,
Secretary.
Subscribe for The Chronicle.
What i? t|?e diffemiw between ?
railroad during * mte war, MA
The railroad meet* the cut, tyit the
meat man cuUi the meat!
Service
Your favorite cut await* yoiV
here, put up la ?tyle when yo|I
appear. We're her* io
you well and ta?t, Our ip^
make* many ataad aKtuuiy |
This le the place for choi*!
meat# In a tiurry.
Campbell B:
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H?e the Motion Picture* All Next Week at the it
? ?"???? ?? ?- ? : 4VVMH
S^We are more than pleased with our thirty days of business. If we had bees
told that'we could have done even half as well we wotdd have thought it a ag.1
ter of impossibility. But figures do not fake ? we have them.
facts we have decided to continue our marvelous sale of Men's
for thirty days more, at the following prices:
In view of theses
Shoes and Oxfords
All Men's Shoes and Oxfords, formerly $5.00 will be sold at -
All Men's Shoes and Oxfords, formerly $4.50 will be sold at ?
All Mens Shoes and Oxfords, formerly $4.00 will be sold at ?
All Men's Shoes and Oxfords, formerly $3.50 will be sold at -
All Men's Shoes and Oxfords, formerly $3.00 will be sold at ?
All Men's Shoes and Oxfords, formerly $2.50 will be sold at -
$3.98
$3.25
$3.15
$2.95
$2.45
$1,854
We are going to' offer the entire stock of Ladies and Children's Shoes and
Oxfords during the month of August at just what they cost us. Now, if you are
in need of anything in a frst class shoe ? one that you will not be ashamed to wear
? one that looks good and will wear better than any shoe you ever wore for the -
money, now is the time to buy. These goods are all of high-class stuff. No old
stock, no shoddy goods. All goods are new and up to date. Come and be con*
vinced that such shoes were never before offered at such ridiculously low prices.
We will positively close this offer after August 30th. So if yon need anything I
in this line and want to buy it at a real genuine bargain now is the tnndT i
?v * m
McCASKILL
CAMDEN, SOUTH CAROLI
Make Your Decision Now!
iu.t a?y^nMnothIr^ duu^^r bpl and ?n,y time is NOW. Begin wort
ky Wri" the cIe?rinK ju8t that ^uch harderCry ^ eVery m0nth* day
Will you^tilllrt^helJrid^MfTwKenlt coulT' ?7 uT^ *jUn?P >nvc4,,n?tf
your farm? Will you have land C?*. y ** Producing the best cropi ?;
taxes and interest, or will you have rirK not^>ng and less than nothing thaougkjj
ready cash any time you wish? Will Pr<*P*rous acres that you can convert w#
up or will youSYnoJ^h le Vs JZ?*? T* ,Ct ???*? bru#h
Get your Hereof W p n comPa?t;vely easy?
returns it will Bring you T^is is ?n1*** at onc? the gathering of the rich |
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L. C. SHAW. Agent, Route 2, -
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