The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, July 26, 1912, Image 7
True Mourning.
Down la Oeorgia a negro, who bad
H, life Insured, died and left the
gopey to bis widow. She Immediate
r bought hereelf a very elaborate
pournlng outfit.
Showing her purchases to a friend,
ihe was very particular in going into
litails as to price# and all Incidental
urtlcularB. Her friend wa a very
oucb Impressed, and, remarked:
Them sho it fine does, but, befo'
leaven, what la you goin' to do wld
11 dla black underwear?"
The bereaved one sighed:
"Chile, when I mourns I mourns."
Wide Awake.
gammy Mammasboy ? Going to
pre, Tommy T
Tommy TufnUfc ? Yep.
Sammy Mammaaboy ? Wfcjr, how did
M know?
Tommy Tufnut ? All! how'd I know!
Mn't m' mother 4emme break' a eel
\r winder t' other day an' didn't say
irtln'? How'd I, know? A*a-b, youl? ?
took. j
Made Him Bad.
"Wot's de matter wit* MoOney Wag
iee?"
"Aw, don't notice him. He thinks
B ?ees things."
"Wot kind o' things t" s
"Aw, stacks o' ? soap an' loads o'
ith-tubs." ? Cleveland Plain Dealer.
f . * r 'V ,1- ? ? ? " *
There Are Other*.
Larry? I like Prpfessor Whatshjs
tme In Shakespeare. He brings
tings home to you that you never
iw before.
Harry? Huh! 4 I've got a laundry
an as good as that. ? Jack O'Lan
m.
? ?
Imperfect Air.
"80 your airship waB wrecked in the
lizard. I thought you considered it
irfect?"
"The Bhip was perfect," replied the
ventor stiffly. 'The air was at
lilt."? Tit-Bits.
? - ' . . ; . ?>- ; ? ' . .
Kindness.
"Do you ever go out of your way to
1 things to make other people hap.
r
"Yes. I crossed the street this morn
g to avoid meeting a man Who owes
>ney to me." .
Real Swift. *
'Haven't you forgotten something?"
ked the maid, With a blush.
'Oh, that'a all right," replied the
aln, as he opened the door to go
t. "You can keep the rest of the
Udy."? Puck.
A NEW PLAN.
Claude ? I found my automobile a
great comfort when I first came to
this city, a total stranger.
Clara?That ?o?
Claude? Yes; U enabled me to run
up against a whole lot of nice people.
* Sparing Hlmeelf.
the umpire when the came Is o'er'
Doth walk alone, for fear
Hard lanirue0D from a fan who'* eore .
lfay fall upon hie ear.
Mast and Drink.
Will? The jrigbt of an old school
mate is? er ? well, it might be called
both meat and drUtfc.
Bertha? Yea; that's what you men
uaually do In the clrcumata&ceo.
Will ? Eh?
Bertha ? Meet and drink.
Toe Muoh.
"Why did you give your parrot
away? The poor bird meant nothing
by its profanity."
"I could stand Its profanity, but it
was learning to imitate my neighbor'!
rusty lawn mower."
HE MAD TR0UBLE8 ENOUGH.
Helan-rWhy - didn't Mr. Picker get
that auto be was talklqg about giving
his. wife?
Fred ? He decided that one unmak*
ageable thing wsa quite enough.
Affected.
'Mong poets, it uems
That a popular pose
Is looking for dreams
<2p the heart of a rose.
Natural Conclusions.
"There goes a man who has three
wives living," salcl some one to Broth
er Williams.
"My! My!" exclaimed the old man.
"Wuz he ho'n crazy or lost' his mind
gTowin' up?"
??? ?; '
THAT piece of jewelry you
* broke can be made good as
new at a nominal cost. Bring it in nere today
and let ui gi?e you a price on it. We can mend
- ? m l: ? ?
anything in reason? stones reset and jewe&^|
tered to suit your fsfbcy.
ALBtPT PtCfSb N Tt?rtUM?
BLACK HAWK.
His Indian nam# ? or the bam
? KM!""1 """*n "*??>?
?o? lijg bird that la black" and !?
hid #k translated "Black Hawk." He
teli J fUr* ot a 0rael< *?d *nd a
e,oM,y ",*e<nb?n* ???
?t4jnL 'LT b?"kB 10 u* ?6
,,,. r?* Nation, near Rock River In
StS uZ S* ,"d<1 "? w. ?? J"
wilM / through the torture and
. * ?, "?'?monUI. entltlluK hiu to
m? KM' * N?? y?r. In !
, ' th? ?l*teenyear-old lad went at
? E* a ,m*? ??' P?rty
*tcU)rr*"*t *"? won flr,t
.M *' At nil*?teen he led 200 Sacs
too n""" 109 ?"?M- I"ul*
nil,?. l w?re ?'*><>, and
?'? Pf W.WJU*',h "" ?WB hW,<l
A Refusal to Yield.
In the War of 1812 Mack Hawk waa
j?"1 !>* Tecumaeli to Jot 7"
Will Kit? \ *l a brigadier general,
i?J oat,ve followers he did val
iant deed, against the United State*.
*"/ learned much 358
rZ # ^ warfare. Keokuk, head
to hl!!!L #Vrlb*' WM~?r pretended
Z,end of the government
u< k Hawk hated Keokuk and start
ed a strong opposition faction, with
himself at Ita head, a treat^ had
been made whereby for a yearly wSS
ment of $1,000 the Sac. an"
iSEnfc 'r ,oTe,r to the *$l
O^mlle tract of land east of the
kuk and^hi rlVnr' Acc0rd,ngly Keo
*uk and hi* followers moved west
fsfSTfrfe m,8"Mpp1. Black Hawk
refused to go. He said the officials
od th^m tn! ^ief" drUnk and trick
refuked^ troaty' and he
rerused to be bound by any sucn
agreement. Then he started a c<??
ederacy of neighboring tribes for
(he purpose of destroying all settlers
lands. try t0 the **???
followe<l- Governor Rey
nolds of Illinois called out the militia.
A; brief campaign was followed by a
new treaty, which Black Hawk signed.
In accordance with this agreement he
S7u. h!" I"?68 *nd across
the Mississippi. But he only stayed
there Jong enough v to perfect his plan
the Vm! Ind,an against
m?n ? Jk m<SJn* Then- assured that
*rTL WOuld flock to h,B stand
ard /h? recrossed to the river's east
bank. But only a small prop^rtlo^f
the warriors from other tribes whose
d he had relied on actually Joined
brl^'ir ? f?Und h,m8?lf on the
and Wal w!th th? government
teLZ Perhaps less than half the
mot needed for such a con
a flag of truce to a
h?Z ^ r 0rc* tb#t Wft* Pursuing
? . ? Indian who bore the flag
S$22 Boldter?- Where
at Black Hawk in fury attsekAd th*
troop. (?70 men undeT
StlHraan) on May 14, 1882, and with
ter roTnw them to at
ter rout* The war was on!
"awk ?7?Pt like wildfire
through the nearby settlements, "leav
ing flame and death in his wake. The
govennnent saw it had a real fron
tier war on its hands and sent broad
hu? ?r ^?Pf' (In tbe con
blct that ^followed there were four
gS* ,ater na
tibnal fame. They were Abraham
Scott, ZacharyTay^
"AwrRWe'r'kn't H;Wk
J B,,Xt dlr <>*'??tedUn?
strong detachment of United States
_tf^>s. Bot. the odds against him
dl?S ?ol.
Hawk ^fd,IfCTeatop numbers Black
Hawk and bis gallant braves were
lore* gradually backward, flght,^
furiously for every inch of thJ w?r
reached the mouth of the
A United SUtee steam
ship lay off the shore.
Insult to a Fallen Foe.
; Blaok Hawk sent forward a fla* of
wf6, ^ ?township disregarded the
troo^ flnlBhed th.,^tThArS?L'
Bl,ck Hawk
?scaped, but was soon captured rtm
?nl,ht the full ptnti- oFThe whtte
t*??ted J r.
?nl'r te <"M!I that th. BOT.
hi? mLi ***** Kaokuk Chief of
posed fro^ra^^d' po^1?^^
Ion* sunrt^r*-h|tb*4M?ld ChM dW not
long survive his disgrace w? ai
?^s ln
pi__v -TT-.1.W a_7 . ' mJr nation!
Black Hawk tried to aave you and
avenge yottr wrongs. He shed nH
blood of many of th. whlti. Now h.
,na hJ' ""?>? **? over
-S'. ?*? ?'o no more. He
Si?! rta? !f,?HI'T " ??tin? ud
Father ? Se 'mother had to tend you
to bed without your supper last night,
Archie ? ; - V'.v ? ? sfev- ; >
Son? Yes, sir,
"And are yttf not eorryr rW-4 /
r^o^ papa. J? kot sorry. Mamma
had ?ome of her owa btocutta for top
per IS** ntffhtt" ?yaffil
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