The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, June 07, 1912, Image 3

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I Am All Mouth and Stomach ? "N * . . Principally stomach. I live in retirement under the desks of those with, money to spend. My appetite is large, and tho 1 am well fed 1 am al ways looking for more. My ribs are of steel, wicker or rattan. They need to be elastic to accomodate the meals stuff ed into me daily. 1 am never troubled with indigestion, but devour rich food and plain with equal relish. My mouth is always- wide open and engulfs indis criminately the dodger of the piker and the brochure of the spender. Enough money is wasted each year in buying fodder for me to pay for a flock of battleships. A few printers have discovered how to produce stuff that I seldom or never taste. These you may know by their works. Cleave to them, for tho they neglect me, they are your best friends., * I am the Waste-Basket. PRINTING PRODUCED BY THE CAMDEN CHRONICLE will not bocorae a food for the waste-basket.