The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, October 06, 1911, Image 5
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'11m* IN'vil mimI Tito liuivyt-r,
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The i)ovl) came up to the earth
one day,
Ami Into the court he wended Ms
way,
JuHt ' as an attorney with vory
grave face,
Wu* proceeding to argue ihe points
In a case.
Now a lawyer his Majesty never
had ?een, i
For to his dominions none ever had
been,
And he felt very anxious the rea
son to Know
Why none had been went to the re
gions below.
'Twas the fault of his agent#, his
Majesty thought,
That noue of these- lawyers had ev
er been caught, v,
And for hla own pleasure he felt
a doHire
To come to the earth and the rea
son inquire.
Well, the lawyer who rose with a
visage ho grave
Mad<j out his opponent a oonsum
ate knave,
And the Devil wan really greatly
amused
To hear the attorney ?o soundly
abused;
Hut soon as the speaker had come
to a cloao,
The couiiHel opposing him florcely
arose.
And ho heaped such abuse on the
head of the first
That made him a villian of men
the worst. ? !
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Thus they quarrelled, contended.
and argued so long,
'Twas hard to determine which of
them was wrong;
And concluding he'd heard enough
of the "fuss,"
Old Nick turned away and solilo*
quized thus.
"If all they have said of each oth
af hn true ? ? ? 1 '
The devil has certainly been robb
ed of his due; ;
But I'm satisfied now it's all vory
well ? \
For these lawyors would ruin the
morals of hell.
They have puzzled the court with
their villanous cavil,
And I'm free to confess they have
puzzled, the Devil, . '?
My agents are right to. let lawyers
alone,
If 1 had them they would swindle
me out of my throne." ? Ex.
Picnic at Dicey's Creek.'
On last Saturday Mies Mary Le
noir very kindly chaperoned a par
ty of the very young folks on a pic
nic at Dicey's Creek. This pretty
little stream that runs so merrily at
the foot of Jumell Hill. In the
"mellow September sunshine, when
evef^ old fallow field is^waving with!
golden rod, and the giant oaks are
casting such inviting shades ?
where glimpses of red, gold, brown
and green are gleaming through our
^ Southern woods, this, little band of
"" lads and lassies had a Jolly day.
Youth never grows weary. In the
evening they all went to th^ Star
and enjoyed the motion pictures.
From there they were Invited to
the home of Mr. and Mrs. Jas. B.
Wallace, where they were served Ice
cream and cake, in honor of Miss
Katherlne's 14th birthday.
Meeting of John j>. Kennedy
Mi. U. |>. Q,
On luHt Monday afternoon thin
Chapter was ontertalped by Mrs. 1).
A. Boykiu. Asiit was the first met*
Ink of tho uuut^ii much bnt?l iiohh wjm
dUcuaaed and disposed of.
An elect ton of officers to serve
for tho ensuing year resulted in the
choice of the following; ladies:
['resident- Mrs. Juo. Cantey.
First Vict) President Mrs. G. H.
Lenoir.
Second Vice President Mrs. Jas.
Wallace.
Secretary- Miss Ella Zemp.
Treasurer- Mrs. E. B. 8111,
Registrar- Mrs. Bruce DaVlg.
The delegates to the State Con
vention are Mrs. D. A. Hoy kin and
MIkh Charlotte Shannon.
This meeting was not as well at
tended as it should have been.
Why? hot us rally to the support
of the Chapter, and remember that
we aro tho waves of the ocean of
life, leaving tho history wo have
made upon the shore behind, and
giving motion to the groat expanse
beyond. Tho men who followed
Loo and Jackson; who fought be
tieath the much-loyed cross of 8t
Andrew- the battle flag of the Con
federacy, have left a glorious histo
ry 011 the shore behind- It is ourt
to tldo it over the waves to each
succeeding generation.
Benefit Co House Mission. I
\
One of the most pleasing enter
tainments of the seat-on will be giv
en tonight at the Star, for the ben
efit of the Court lloi^bo Mission.
Thro* extra rocla and two ex
tra and extremely funny ones' wil
bo Hhown, and an attractive musical
programme presented, and will in
clude some of Camden's best musi
cal talent -Mrs. C. P. DuBose, MIbj
Charlotte Boy kin, MIsh Mildred
Ooodale, and MoBsrs. Ernest Zemp
and Gegrgo Itharne.
Miss Laura Grler, of Charleston
a well known vocalist of. that citj
will be quite .an addition to th<
evening's programme. / We hope ev
erybody will go and help out a good
cause. Admission 16 cents foi
adults, 10 cents for children.
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Opei i Air Schools.
Not long ago The State had an
article on tho advantages of an open
air school mentioning the vefy com
plete and succe?sful one taught at
Winthrpo and also one taught In
Columbia, and gave the very grat
ifying results. The State was un
der the lmprssion that these were
\the only two In South Carolina.
No, these are not the only twc
out-door schools In the state.' Cam
den has a very successful one,
taught by Miss Ella Zemp, at the
home of her parent?, Dr. and Mrs.
P. Leslie Zemp, on North Pair st.
This is the third year that' Miss
Zemp has taught an out-door school
though she has an experience of 11
years as a, teacher. She is enthus
iastic over the open air work. The
children are bright and fresh, and
have more endurance, .than when
shut in a close, warm room. They
do all work at school and only a
few of the older ones are allowed to
take a book home. And tired par
ents know what this means. Cam
<den Is proud to be one of the few
towns i n the South that boast of
Such a school and we predict for It
a bright future under the admirable
management of Miss Zemp.
WeLove the Children
ANY of the shoppers who visit our store daily are
bright little men and women. And they are shrewd
r ? buyers, most of them, in their way. They are always
welcome here ? and you may rest assured that every atten
tion will be shown to an order forwarded by them ? just ?s
much as 'would be given to yourself. It is a convenient
way of getting groceries in a hurry and is use4 by many
of your neighbors.
BRUCE'S^'The Pure Food Store"
f Telephone 66. ?
1052 Main Street . Camden, S. C?
A ( fining Marriage.
A little bird hud chirped it; On*
breezes bud whimpered it, uud all
society hud been on the tip-toe of
bxpectuncy, uud' wondered if It wore
really true. Am! now wo have Hit*
privilege of auuouuclng the. engage
ment of MUn Leila Boykiif. to Mr.
ijiwiKime A. Klrkland, the inurria^.
to take place lute in November.
The brlde-to-bo Is one of Camden 'a
preltUft and moat wjuind youug la
dies. She is tho youngest duughw i
of Mrs. Kllen Dean li??y kin, und the
prospective groom Im the eldest son
of Mr. und Mrs. Thou. J. Kirklund,
and Is u promising young lawyer of
ih?t Cumdou bur.
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The Popularity Control.
On lust Friday evening quite a
large crowd filled tho Htar Theatre,
and Saturday evening brought an
other large crowd to vote for their
favorite in the popularity contest.
On Monday evening the result
wns declared and the prizes award
ed The girl's prize, a beautiful
?< td bar pin, went to Mies Nancy
Lindsay, of the Grammar School
and the boy's prise, a handsome
MjH'thiat stick pin, w&h voted to
Mr. O. W. Birch more, Jr., of the
Hjgif School.
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An Approaching Marriage.
Cards are out announcing the
coming marriage of Miss Nellie Lee
Boykttt,~of BoykinB, to Mr. Thomas
Frederick Bell, of Rock IIIll. Thr
ceremony to take place on October
18th, at "Wanah," the homo of the
bride's father. Mr. Samuel Boykim
The bride to be has many frlendt
and admirers here, us all her life
has beon spent in and around Cam
Ion. She is a graduate of Wlnlhrop
\nd a worthy daughter of that Insti
tution. She has unusually bright
nental attainments, and a winning
personality.
The groom-elect is one of Rock
Mill's most popular young men, am
Is to be congratulated on having
?von one of Kershaw county's fairest
daughters ?
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Rev. A. M. McNaull, of Bethune
's In Camden to-day.
Mr. Lester Perkins, of the SoutJ
Carolina University, spont Sunda>
in Camden.
Mrs. S. F\ Brasington and litth
son, Cecile, visited relatives in Ker
shaw this week.
Misses Mlnifle Craifc Taylor and
?lean Lindsay spent last Sunday at
LugOff with Mrs. James Team.
Mrs. H. Q. Carrison has returned
from Virginia, wli'ere she has been
/lbltlng her daughter, Mrs. William
Ancrum.
Mrs. Benton Bruce ^nd children
who have been visiting relatives In
Florence for the past few weeks,
have returned home.
Mr. O. J. Meroney, of Columbia,
was in town this week, assisting
his sister, Mrs. Alma Williams to
move. She goes to Jacksonville,
Florida.
"Sid" Smith, the Cleveland ball
blayer, .has returned to Camden, and
will remain for the winter. Mrs.
Sidney Smith came several weeks
ago, and has been with MrB. M. S.
Sowell.
Mrs. Bensob, Mrs. Farrie and Mrs
Barfleld,- the popualr dressmakers,
who have been living on DeKalb st.
have moved to the Sheorn house on
Mill st. where they will be pleased
to see their friendB and patrons..
To Edit Charlotte Observer.
Charlotte, N. C., Oct. 6. ? The
Observer Company, publishers -of
the .Charlotte Dally Observer, is
to undergo a reorganization on
November 1, when MaJ. J. 0. Hemp
hill will become thq. editor of The
Observer and A. E. GonzaleB will
assume the office of publisher and
managing director.
MaJ. Hemphill for the past two
years has been editor of The
Richmond Times - Dispatch. Prior
?to that time he was editor of the
Charleston Newa and Courier, with
which paper he was associated for
30 years. Mr. Gonzales Is* principal
owner of The Sl^e.
Shell Isbell Dead.
Shell Isbell, colored, of West
WaTeree,- who was cut In the head
by Ernest Salmond, also colored,
on the 27th off August, died on
Wednesday. Coroner Dixon waf
notified and went to the negroe's
house yesterday to hold the inquest.
To a Chronicle reporter | Salmond I
said yesterday afternoon - that Ik- ,
bell was trying1 to cut him (Sal
mond) with a knife, and he cut Is
bell in the head with an axe.
Oeo. P. Baker's adaptation of Qeo
Barr McCutcheon's popular nove
"Qraudtark," will be one of the
early attraction* here. "Qranstark,"
aa the readers of this delightful
fiction story knows, is along romant
lines with numerous climaxes and
situations. The soenlc Investment . Is
an elaborate one and the oompany
said to be of superlative excellence.
New Masonic Lodge. ?
A new Masonlo lodge has just
been organised at Antloch and will
be known as Antloch Lodge. For
the present the Masons will nse the
hall of Poplar Camp, Woodmen of
tha World.
NAVAL GUN POINTERS.
Now Th?y Are Aid?d by th? Telsscepe
Wight ino Creikbir
l'erhapa very te? outside o( the
service know of the Important part
that the telescope and the crossbar
sight have played In (he development
of target work. Before the recent In
troduction of the telescope and the
crossbar the gun pointer strained his
eyes In the impossible effort to adjust
tbelr focus to three widely separated
objects simultaneously, the rear Might
a few laches away, the frout sight a
doaeu feet dlstaut from the rear one
and the target any w hers from 1,600
to 13,000 yards. Ordnance experts
worked over this problem, and the re
suit was the Introduction of the tel
escopic sight und the crossbars?two
pieces of crossed wire at the end of
the telescope. When these "cut" on
tha target the gun pointer pressee his
electric button and the gun does the
rest
It Is eminently spectacular, this
great gun battery practice. This Is
from a description given to,the writer
by an umpire whose station was ou
one of the ships towing the target:
"Through the glusses you could' see a
needle-like tlash from the firing ship, a
vessel so far distant that her outline
was but an Indistinct blur upon the
horizon. Having caught the flash, tho
glass Is dropped, the eye goo* to tho
stop watch, and you begin to count
one, two, three, four, Ave, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten, eleven? and about
then you will hear a faint drone which
In the next fraction of a second swells
Into a. mighty roar? the roar of an ex
press rushing at the rate of thirty
miles a second. With the roar come
a flying of splinters from the target, a
geyser leaping a hundred feet In air.
then another and nnothor, as the rico
cheting shell glances . from wave ")
wave, and then,?last of all, the faint,
{jfroff boom of the gun which had hurl
ed the missile."? Harper's Weekly.
DECORATED HIS SHIP.
Sir John Had Little Paint and a Pin*
Senso of Humor.
It is not often the administration of
England's naval affalpe la attended
with any humorous features, but on
one occasion at least an ofllcer of the
royal navy contributed quaintly to the
archives of the admiralty.
Once, before the days of steel shiiui,
the allowance of paint In the royal
navy was very Bmallr and sometimes
the officers had to pay large sums in
order that their ships might maintain
a decent appearance. Sir John Philll
more resorted to a funny expedient
either to soften the heart of the navy
board or, if that proved Impossible,
to express His opinion. He painted one
side of his yellow frigate black and
white and used the rest of the black
paint In printing on the other side in
large letters, "No more paintl"
The navy board wrote to call his
attention to the Impropriety of hla
conduct and signed themselves, an
they did officially, "Your uffectiuhute
friends." Sir John 'made reply that
he could not obliterate the objection
able letters unless he Were given more
paint and signed himself, In turn.
"Tour affectionate friend, John Philll
more."
The naval authorities then called his
attention to the impropriety of the
signature, to which Sir John respond
ed, acknowledging the letter, stating
he regretted that the paint bad not
been sent and ending, "I am no longer
your affectionate friend, John Philll
more."
Hla frigate was permitted to retain
her original yellow, and thus the
navy board punished Sir John's Im
pertinence.
T
The Last Laugh.
Hogan was raffling a clock. He was
fairly successful in disposing of tickets j
In the shop where, he worked, hut he
ran up against trouble when he ran
vassed his neighbors. Dropping in at
a neighbor's house, he tried to sell a
ticket on the clock.
"It's a fine timepiece and It'll luk
folne on yer whatnot er mantel," says
tetogan cajollngly.
"Gwan, the old clock doesn't run,"
replied the neighbor.
"Well," drawled Hogan. changing
front completely, "well, perhaps yez
won't win it and then ye'Il have the
laugh on the fellow who does."? Mil
waukee Free Press.
Lengthening the Day.
? couple of laborers who had been
working at the waterworks got into |
conversation.
"I say. Bob," exclaimed one of the
men, "you are a bit of n scholor Can
you tell me who It was that ordered
ths pun to stand still?"
"I don't know," replied Bob. "Some
?on of a gun of! a contractor who
wanted a blf day** work out of the
laboring w?n, you can bet"? London
Answers.
Could Imitate.
Pater? Can you give my daughter
the comforts to which she has been
accustomed? Suitor- Yes. fir. Tre
breakfasted at your home, and Pm
certain that I can complain about the
coffee, read the paper, demand the die- i
charge of the cook and announce that
I'll din* at the club.? Toledo Blade.
Making It Pleasant For He*
Elderly Relative (sniffing >? Bertha,
li lt possible that you allow smoking
In ytmr parlor? Married Niece? Cer
tainly, anntl*. Too can . smoke your
pipe hwelf you like.? Chicago Tribune
?
Plenty of Chsncea.
It never la necessary to bunt for long
or to traTel far If one- Is looking for a
chance to do a good deed Chloage
? TTtfikl
You can save money only while you have money.
When old a^e comes don't lej: it be fettered by the folly
of your younger days. It is pitable to lie old andfpoor.
Bank your money and have your money.'
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We pay liberal interest consistent with safety.
Make OUR Bank YOUR Bank.
The First National Bank
OF CAMDEN, S. G
Furniture and House
Furnishings
Special Reduced Prices
on all Goods until SepL 15
"GOOD GOODS
*t the
RIGHT PWCES"
H. W. Northcutt
Successor to Northcutt & West
BETHUNfe, - - S. C.
Churiiiing Little Hook.
?:WG UTe Indebted to tliu John 1).
Kennedy Chapter, U. I). C., for one
?>f the charming and attractive llttlo
\ ol uuuw on the life* and heroic deed
of lllchard Klrkland, the horo of
Fredericksburg. They have woven
into one continuous whole all re
cords concerning him, ?nd made of
It an extremely interesting little
volume. Many thanks, Indies!
W. K. TAVEL
( 'I VI I < HNCUNKHR
and
LANI) HUIiVKVOIl
Office over Iluuk of Humter
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Successors To
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Wo Manufacture ?
Doors, Sash rod Blinds, Columns
and Balusters, Grilles and Gable
Ornaments, Screen Doors and
Windows.
Wo Deal In-? ?
Glass, Sash Cord and Weights.
CHARLESTON, .... S. C.
Is Perfect
The eyo works on the iamc principle m a camera. 'Your
brain takes a picture of everything you see. When an eye be
gin* to get weak or some other defect arises it stands to
reason that something is wrong, and your eye cannot over
come it without help any more than a camera could help it
self. It Isn't like getting over a headache or some other lo
cal trouble that would adjust itself. The defects must be ad
justed before the sight can be improved. On the other hand,
you know the result of using any broken machine. It only
cannot do good work but It will wear out a great deal soon
er. Gome Into our store and we will test your eyes feee
and show you quickly how much and how cheaply we can help
you.
G L. BLACKWELL,
Jeweler and Optician. Cntmlen, S. C.