The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 19, 1911, Image 3
KIDNEY TROUBLE
CJSES LUMBAGO
RemafkabU Story About 8mt Remedy
1 cannot refrain from writing to aay
that your 8w*ibp-Root has benetiUd un
greatly. I**t year I had ? eevere atUck
of lumbago. Waa bad for a long lima,
?nd on eeelng your advertisement, I de
termined to give it a trial. I did eo and
la two week* was cur?d. I gave ? bottle
to ? poor woman who could ?c*rc?ly walk.
feU came to ma in four daye to tell me
she wa* all right aud moat thankful. I
bad another attack laat November and
.jyaa ao bad that I oould not riae from my
( c&air without aaeiaUnco and could hardly
lace up my boot*. I at once aent for
Core Kwamp Hoot and after taking two
>ttlee, I am more th*n glad that I am
v trail again. My age being aeventy-three, I
?m the more convinced of the excellence
' of Dr. Kilmer'e Swamp-Hoot.
Xoura rery tr^ly,
HKNKY 8KARLR,
1410 Arch Street. Little Hock. Ark.
i
Prove Wh?t Swamp-Root Will Do For Yo?
Bend to I>r. Kilmer 4 Co., Bingham
Ion, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will
?onrince anyone. You will also receive
ft booklet of valuable information, telling
ftll about the kidney a and bladder. When
writing, be eure and mention thia paper.
Por aale at all drug atores. Price fifty*
#*nta and one-dollar.
, When a married woman prays for a
Jhat, the Lord may answer her prayer,
(but It's her husband who pays for it.
Dr. Pierce's Pellets, smell, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig
orate atomach, liver and Dowels. Do not
**ipe.
If you want a thing well done, do
It ypurself.?Wellington.
?Tkli la Oyrui O.
?tea, the mau who
dvertlsea Mother'*
Of aud Oooi?
<J r???? Liniment,
two of the greatest
thing* known to
Bunanity.
Mother's
Joy
?? Is a
Pneumonia i
Cure 1
and '
lever Falls
Instead of Liquid
Antiseptics or Peroxide
? 100,000 people last year used
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic
<Sh e new toilet germicide powder to b?
dissolved in water as needed.
For all toilet and hygienic UBes It Is
better and more economical.
To save and beautify the
i teeth, remove tartar and
prevent decay.
To disinfect the month, de
stroy disease germs, and
? purify the breath.- ?
To keep artificial teeth and
4 bridge work olean, odorless
To remove nicotine from the teeth and
purify the breath after smoking-.
tTo eradicate perspiration and body
'? odors by sponge bathing.
* The best antiseptic wash known.
Relieres and strengthens tired, weak,
inflam^deyes. Heals sore throat, wounds
and cuts. 25 and 60 eta n box, druggists
'*r by mail postpaid. Sample Free*
fHK PAXTON TOti.IT CO.,Boiton.M?m.
Th? dyepeptlc, tlw deMUtated, whether froM
?xc?i? of work of mind or body, drink or ex
I 'n i ? _
MALARIAL REGIONS,
win find Tutt'a PHI* the mo?t rental ruttn*
tive aver offered the iiiHiHai Invalid.
FEATHER BEDS
SEND US TEN DOLLARS
?nd we will Bhhs you, freight paid ft nice
SO pound FEATHER BED and 0 pound
Pair Pillows. ? ? \ ?' - ?? ?
TURNER & CORNWELL
F**th?r D?aUr* < Charlotte, N. C.
KODAKS
and High Grade
Finishing. Mall
orders given H pe
dal Attention. Prices rennonable.
Berrlfe prompt. Send for Prloe List.
UfclftAvi AM WOE*. OUKLNTO*. B. C.
Charlotte Directory
TYPEWRITERS
aoo miscellaneous new, rebuilt, shop
worn and second-hand typewriter*
of all makes . from $10.00 up.
Easy terms if desired.
J.E. Craylon * Ce., Charlotte,
Barbara o? the Beach
By PH1UP KEAN
(Cowfl?Ut. iwii, \>f AMvcUl*d Lluoiy
"ratuvr, you shouldn't have let me
spend so much at school when all of
you needed things?you shouldn't"
Hhe knelt beside the big chair, and
with her face against the rough collar
of his coat, nobbed out her protest.
"There, there," he smoothed her
crisp curia with hi* big hand. "It was
the (allure of the peach crop, girlie,
and money has been so scarce."
"1 didn't dream," was her renewed
explanation, "and I have .been going
on as tf we were millionaires."
"Not quite that, but you were dip
ping In pretty heavy, so your mother
and 1 thought It would be best for you
to square your shoulders to poverty,
like the rest of us."
"Of course. Mother can let Chloe go,
snd I'll do the cooking."
"Not so fast," her father warned.
"You'll have all the work you need to
help mother with the kidlets, and we'll
all have to lead the simple life, Dab
ble."
"You will see how economical I can
be." * . ?;
As the months passed, however, Bar
bara was convinced that economy
could be carried no further. They
had let Chloe go, two of their dally
meals consisted largely of fruit, and
the third often lacked meat. The
problem of making ends meet was
heavy.
The climax came one Monday morn
ing, when the little mother waa kept
in bed by a headache, and Barbara
went to her father for orders.
"Father, everything has given out,
and you won't let ino ask for credit
at the store."
"No," sharply. "I guess It has come
to bread and water, Dabble. I must
have every .penny to put In the or
chards. It means our living next
year, you know."
"If I could only earn something?"
"No. not yet." he caught her Angers
In his, "you are too young." -
"I am nineteen."
"Too young," he repeated.
"Do you think It Is too hot for soup
for lunch? There are some vegetables
left?odda and ends."
"Anything to satisfy the children
can eat lettuce and bread and be
thankful." ,
He smiled at her so brightly that
she kissed him and cried: "You are
Went for a Walk Through tha Long
Lane of Plnea.
a wonder!" Then, with the Inspira
tion of his high courage, she put her
whole heart and soul into the making
of the soup. -- - . ?
After lunch she went for a walk
through the long lane of pines Which
led to the beach.
As she walked among the little folk,
Barbara was struck by the wistfulness
of most of the childish faces. As
young things will do, they carried
their treasures of seaweed and shell
to their nurses, only to be met by
cold-eyed lhdifference. Barbara, un
derstanding their needs, smiled at
them, and was soon the center of a
circle.
"Let's build a sand castle with a
moat." was her enlivening suggestion.
It was all very fascinating, the old
ladles were delighted, and a certain
tall young man, lounging languidly in
a chair, watched with interest the ef
forts of the very charming and ener
getic girl.
"Say 'thank you,* Toddleklns." he
told his small sister, "and ask her to
come again."
"Please," begged Toddleklns, and
Barbara promised.
. But the next day her mother was
not well, and ttie day after It stormed,
and the day after that there was bak
iug.to be done, and it wee while Bar
bara wan rolling out little cakes timj
Toddleklns appeared at the back door.
"By big brother and I want you to
come down to the beach and play," she
announced, "aud make (orts and
things."
"But, darling," Barbara pleaded, "I
am making cookies."
"Oh!" said Toddleklns, rapturously.
Then she peered around the corner of
the porch. "Oh, dear Brother Bobs
come here, my lovely lady is malting
cookies."
He came fgtber sheepishly. "Toddle
klns was yearning for him," he o*.
plained.
"I should like," Toddleklns rem
tured, "to ask for a cookie. May i,
Brother Bobs?"
"They're not baked, dearie," Bar
bara Bald, "but In ten minutes they
will be ready. If you don't mind wait*
ing?"
"I would wait ten years," he said
with alacrity. *
The little cakes were served In the
arbor outside, with a pitcher of cold
milk to accompsny them.
"I want you to meet dad," Barbara
said, as she brought the good things
out on a tray. "Mother Isn't well."
The shabby old man greeted the
wayfarers heartily.
"Stopping at the big hotel?" he
asked. "Well, now, you must coino
over often, mustn't they, Babs?"
"Is that what you call her?" Toddle
klns asked, curiously. "Why, I call
my big brother Bobs. It's JuBt as it
their names were made for each, Isn't
It?"
They laughed at that, and big broth
er Bobs said:
"I feel as If we had Imposed on your
hospitality?but we couldn't resist the
cookleB. And now you must let me
take you out in my car. This after
noon, shall It be?"
Barbara 6at beside the driver and
he told her of the death of Toddle
klns' mother, his favorite Bister, and
of the tragic drowning of the child's
father a year later, and bo the little
one was in his care, and that of a
nurse.
"I try to be everything to her." he
said.
"But you have money?everything ;
Is easy, with plenty oT money."
"Money will not bring back mother
love and father-love to Toddleklns."
"Forgive me," Barbara Bald quickly,
"but lately It has seemed as If there
isn't anything worth thinking of but
money. Last year the peach crop
failed, and that'B our living, so I had
to come homo from school and help."
"Life ought to bo made easy for
you," he said.
Six weekB later he asked her to
marry him.
She looked at him with startled
eyes. , "Oh, what must you think of
me? I have talked of my poverty, of
my needs of money?but I never
dreamed of this."
"I think of'nothing but my happi
ness."
She shook her head. "I would al
ways feel that I had been bought."
"Then you don't love me?"
"I don't know. Oh, please go away
and don't ask me."
After that Toddleklns came alone.
Barbara, plodding through the
dreary days, made up her mind to
many things.
"Dad. I am going to see if I can't
find something to do," she announced
one morning. "I am going to the city."
"Oh, girl?"
She told him of the love she bad
put out of her life, so he asked for
the last time: "You think you couldn't
marry him, girlie?"
"Oh, I must not; I must not."
The next day she sought work in
the great town. She ate her dinner in
a cheap restaurant, for she dreaded to
go to the poor room which she had
rented for a week.
"How am I going to stand It?" was
her thought
Somebody sat down opposite her,
but her eyes were bo blurred with
tears that she did not see who it was.
Then some one said, "Oh, Babs, Babs,
I have found you."
"Do you think I will let you drag
your life in such an existence?" he de
manded later, as they walked through
the electric lighted streets. "You love
me, Babs. - It was in your eyes when
you looked up and saw me."
"But?"
"There are no 'buts.' If you knew
I was poor, Babs, if you knew that
marriage would mean struggle and
hardship and sorrow, would you say
no?'"
They dined later at a wonderful and
exclusive hotel, and Babs' shabblness
was relieved by the resplendence of a
large bunch of violets, and by a dia
mond circlet on her third finger.
LOVE FOR MOTHER COUNTRY
Mat Used by ^fre. Bishop In Argu
ment* Against Foreigners Com*
Ing to America.
Lore of the foreigner for hie coun
try and the reason* for that love
were.given In a Hat by Mrs. I* Brack
etsBishop m taeetlag -of -the Chicago
chapter, D. A. R. Material for the
list was obtained'by Mrs. Bishop from
gnfcets who- hare stopped at tbe Chi
cago Beach hptel. 8he always drew
the conversation ^ a poiat -where she
could ask the guest why be loved Mf
native land. The nationalities gad
tftft.WAlWMLglYcn are:-? ^ r
ilEngllsh -England Is Qod's own conn
^rjr I cannot tell you why I feel this
way?unless it Is the climate.
h~German?lly fatherland!
ly. It Is not the climate or the prod
uct of Its brain. It is the quality of
the people." ' - :
Italian?Ah, Italy?her skies 1 And
the children of her skies."
Scandinavian?My country! I do
love It best and always will. I love It
for It is peopled'with the memories of
my childhood.
"I always use that list when some
persfen argues with me against the
foreigners coming to America," Mrs.
Bishop satd. "Do yon thtnk that peoptir
With that deep love for their country
possibly can be a bad influence? And
la their new environment la not the
love of tM foreigner for his native
' going to be swayed to as deep
either in him or his children,
land
"ProWoted.
Hub?What - a beautiful
?jra has! - ? v- * ?
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A trial package of Munyon's Pftw Paw
PilU will l>e Mnt free to anyone on re
quest. Address Professor Munyon, 63d A.
Jefferson Rts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, do riot full to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi
cation will be treated iu strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully ?s though you had a peraonal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pilla are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
co^x the liver into activity by gontle
methods. They do not acour, they do
not gripe, they do not weaken, but they
do atart all the accretion* of the liver
and atomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
correcta constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most ail
ments. There are 26 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
-and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have a clear
complexion or enjoy good health. If
I had my way I would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that tlrcy
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyse the bowels that they re
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en
rich the blood Instead of impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. Thoy school the bowels
to act without physic. ? ?
Regular size bottle, containing 45 pills,
25 cents. Muhyon's laboratory, 53d <Sp
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia.
A Strange Situation.
"Humor ia a funny thing," said
Binks.
'"It ought to be," Bttid the Phlloso
pher.
"Oh, I don't mean that may," said
Dinks. "I mean that It is a strange
thing. Now, I can't speak French,
but I can always understand a French
Joke, and I can speak English, but
I'm blest If I can see an English joke."
"Most people are," said the Philo
sopher.
"Are what?" said Blnka.
"Blest If they can see an English
Joke," said the Philosopher. "It 1b a
sign of an unusually keen vision."?
Harper's Weekly.
Difficult to Answer.
Explaining the happenings of the
sixth day of the creation, Miss Fran
ces Harts read to her Sabbath school
class: "And the Lord God formed man
out of the dust of the ground."
"Well," spoke up one kid, "that's
nothin' new. Did he put him In the
sun to dry, the way we do our mud
pies?"
Miss Harts discreetly slurred the
answer and proceeded with her les
son.?Cleveland Leader.
Foolish.
"I am going to ask your father
tonight for your hand In marriage."
"How dreadfully old fashioned you
are."
"In what way?"
"Don't ask him; tell him."
A Strong Preference.
"She is literary, Isn't she?"
"Yes, indeed; Bhe'd rather read than
do housework any day."
NOW TO Cl'HB HtlkCl UATISN.
The cause vf rheumatism la excess
uric *eid in the blood. To cure rbvum
?t!?m thin acid must be expelled from
the system. Rheumatism Is mi Inter
nal dlac?ae Had retjulree ?n Internal
remedy. RubJ?lti* with oils mid llnl
Maula may ease the pain, but they will
no more cure rheumatism than paint
will chauae th? fiber of rotten wood,
('urea Hltruuiallaui T? Slay tured.
Science haa discovered a perfect and
complete cure called Rheumaclde. Test
ed In tiundrrda of cases, It haa effected
?M?rvei<>ua cures. tthrumnctde removes
the cauev, seta ut the Joints from the
Inside. sweeps the poisons out of the
eyatem. tonea up the stomach. regulates
the bowels uud kidneys. Hold by drug
gists ut 60c. and 11: In the tablet form
at JRo. and 50o.. by mall. Hook let free.
liobbltt Chemical Co.. linltlmore, Md.
Uet* At The JulaU Kruiu Tb? luald*.
A Question of Change,
A story Is going the rounds of a
couple of young people who attended
church recently. When the collection
whs beJng taken up the young; man
commented fishing lu his pocket for a
dime. Ills face expressed his em
barrassment as ho hoarsely whis
pered: "I guess I haven't a cent, 1
changed my pants." The young lady,
who had been examining the unknown
regions of woman's dress for her
purse, turned a pink color aud said,
"I'm in the same fix."
EczemaT Use Tetterlne.
"I hav?>'been troubled with Kcs<>ma on
the face for nearly two year*. and a few
appllcetiona of Tetterlne-and the use of
r*|terlne Roup ban entirely cured me i
cannot nay too much for Ita praise."
Myricks. Man. Mr* 8. A Hasklna.
reMerlne rurea Kcsema Dandruff. Itch
In* Piles, Rlnr Worm and every form of
Wcftjp nnd Hkln IMaeaae. Tetterlne 5<V;
Tetterlne Soap 28<\ At druggists, or by
mall direct from The 8huptrlne Co.. 8a.
vannnh, Oa. - ' *
With every mall order for Tetterlne we
rive a box of 8huptrlne's 10c Uver Pill#
IfrcA -?.
A poetic Prosecutor.
John liurns, city prosecutor of St.
Paul, was trying to show Judge Fluo
hout why some young men ought to
be fined for tearing pickets off th?
fence of Mrs. J.oe Uoeilk. Mr. liurns
said:
"I know Mike Chlcket tore off that
picket, and the lady took offence."
"No lady is charged with taking a
fence," replied Judge Klnchout, "and,
besides, this is uo place for poetry."
MALAHIOUS KKVKH
Causing I,ohh of Appetite. Headache
and HIIIouh attacks prevented by lfillslr
ilnt><-k, a splendid remedy for auch ail
ments.
"Myself and whole household had suf
fered very much for some time with
Malarial Fever. 'ICllmlr llebeU' has
cured us p?rf?ctly. no that w? ?*nJoy at
present the best of health."?Jacob Kb
erly. Fairfax Court House. Va.
Kllslr lini,ek 60 cents, all druggists or
Kloczowukl & Co.. Washington D. C.
Ambiguous.
Obliging Shopman (to lady who has
purchased a pound of butter)?Shall 1
send it for you, madam?
Lady?No, thank you. It won't be
too heavy for me.
Obliging Shopman?Oh', no. madam,
I'll make it as light as I possibly
can.?Punch.
TO DItlVE OPT MALARIA
ni_L t AND lit I LI; PP THIS KYKTKM
T^.V? .the off standard OUOVH'tf TAbTHKKKH
tyiU' rONlC. Yud know what you n re (uklna.
lb? foruiulu In plainly prints vd .every bottle,
showing It Is simply Quinine and Iron In a taster
lrss form. Tho Oulnlne drives out tlio tualarlu
and tho Iron builds up the system. Bold by ail
dealers (or <M years. Price 60 cents.
Fine Schema.
Wife?Please match this piece of
silk for me before you come home.
Husband?At tho counter where the
sweet little blonde works? The one
with the Boulful eyes and?
Wife?No. You're too tired to Bhop
for me when your day's work Is done,
dear. On second thought, I won't
bother you.
Wall Matad.
Thus the Inquisitive boarder:
"What has become of the old-fash
ioned woman who uaed to call a wed
ding reception an Infare?"
Response by the ' white-haired
boarder:
"I think she married the old
fashioned man who used to crack hla
knuckles regularly twice a day."
To the Point.
Over In Hoboken In a shop frequent
ed by Germans, hangs a sign framed In
mournful black, reading thus:
"We regret to Inform our hoqored
customers that our good and generous
friend, Mr. Credit, expired today. He
was a noble soul, always willing and
helpful, but has been falling for some
time. May he rest In peace. PAY
CASH!"
Local Color.
"I understand that sixteen different
women have brought suit for breach
of promise against Rlter. What'B his
defense?"
"Oh, he claims that he waB simply
gettings material for his annual out
put of summer love stories."?Puck.
rem* FDR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN THAN CASTOR Ott,
salts.or fuxi,AJ nr iwirruo and cixansu th? system mow uhcontly ako
? "* MOW ruLASAWT TO TAKJC,
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SETTING A HIGH STANDARD
Child's Idea of Goodness Get Forth
In Perfect Faith, Without
Irreverence.
All things are relative, and to the
child, gazing at life and its wonders
?with eyes as yet undimnied by so
phistication or sorrow, nothing Is Im
possible, nothing unspeakable, noth
ing too BVred to be discussed or too
difficult to be attempted. Not Irrev
erence nor impertinence, but Inno
cence prompts such speeches as that
recorded of the child of a popular
journalist by his devoted paternal
grandmother.
"Grandma," said the little tyoy, de
lightedly addressing her, "do you
know what's going to happen? Papa
says that If we're real, real good,
he'll take us to the circus?"
"That's nice," smiled the young
hearted adult between whom and the
eager youngling-no hint of age sepa
ration mars perfect comradeship.
"How good do we have to be?"
The embryo man, after a moment
of silent consideration: "Oh, as good
as God, I guess!"
Very Much Attached.
--Swenson?Wby do you always hear
a ship referred to as "she"?
Benson?I guess it is because she
sometimes becomes very much at
tached to a buoy.
There is still plenty of honey in the
rock for the man who has the pa
tience to keep on pegging away until
he gets to it.
Some Antique Mugs.
The college collector of antiques
stopped off at Bacon Ridge.
"Good day, sir," he Mid, addressing
the postmaster. - "I am collecting old*
fnKhioned articles and would like to
know if I could And any thing liko that
in this hamlet. Say antique mugs, tor
Instance."
Uncle Jason stroked bis chin whis
kers.
"Antique mugs! By hek, I know th*
very place where thy be two of thefa
now."
"You do? Here's a good cigar. Now
where can I find these antique muga?**
"Why, down on Main street, in Hi
ram Spruceby'8 shop. Grandad Wheat
ley and Pap Simmons are in there
getting shaved, and by hell, when St
com oh to antique mugs, I reckon
thars' be the oldest In thocou&try,
stranger." ?. ?
? > i.wfry .? %. ?:
His Wurst. ? r
.sWSBX "j
The German proprietor of a Brook
lyn delicatessen store! has got far
enough hlong to pun in English. A .
writer in the New York Bun reports: .
the fact.
Hanging in the window of the llttls
shop Is this advertisement;
"The Best You Can Do Is Duy Odr
Wurst."?Youth's Companion.
Consists nL
.Doctor?You are considerably under
weight, sir. What haro you been do
ing?
Patient?Nothing. But I'm a retired
grocer, doc.?Puck.
?u . 'I I .
Laughter will kcop the doctor oft
your doorstep.?Witchell.
Gan't Get Away From It
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i
Is it possible to nourish, strengthen and Re
build the Drain by Food?
Every man who thinks uses up part of the
brain each day. Why don't It all disappear
and leave an empty skull in say a month of
brain work? Because the man rebuild* each
day.
If he builds a little lew than he destroys,
brain fag and nervous prostration result sure.
If he builds back a little more each day, the
brain grows stronger and more capable. That
also is sure. Where does man get the material
to rebuild his brain? Is it from air, sky or the
ice of the Arctic sea? When you c<Mm to
think about It, the rebuilding material must
be in the food and drink.
That also is sure. ?
Are the brain rebuilding materials found la
all food? In a good variety but not In suitable
proportion in all.
To Illustrate: we know bones are made large
ly of lime and magnesia taken from food;
therefore to make healthy bone structure we
must h*T?~food containing these thing*. We
would hardly feed only sugar and fat to mak*
healthy bone structure In a growing child.
Likewise if we would feed In a skillful man
ner tolngure getting.jrhgt.tba. brain require*
Tor strength and rebuilding, we must first know
what tbe brain is composed of and then select
soma article or articles (there are mora than
one) that contain thee* elements.
. Analysis of brain by an unrestionabl*
authority, G*6gh*gan. show* of Mineral Salts*
Phoephoric Add and Potash comblbed (Pboe
" phate of Prtaah) Ml per cent of th* total,
5.33 of an mineral 8alt*.
j&- Tbtotadreironshatt.
another authority, Shows "
.
phorlc Acid combined" and Potash 73.44 per
cent from a total of 101.07.
Considerable more than one-half of Phos
phate of Potash.
Analysis of Qrape-Nuts shows: Potassium
and Phosphorus (which Join and make Phos
phate of Potash) Is considerable more than
one-half of ill the mineral salts in the food.
Dr. Geo. W. Carer, an authority on the
constituent elements of the body, says: "The
gray matter of the brain Is controlled entirely
by the Inorganic cell-salt, Potassium phos
phate (Phosphate of Potash). This salt unites
with albumen and by the addition of oxygen
creates nerve fluid or the gray matter of the
brain. Of oouree, there Is a trace of other
salts and other organic matter in nerve fluid,
but Potassium Phosphate Is the chief factor
and has the power within Itself to attract, by
Its own law of aflnlty, all things needed to
manufacture the elixir of life/'
Further on he says: "The beginning and end
of the matter to to supply the lacking principle,
and la molecular form, exactly as nature fur
nlshee It la vegetables, fruits and grain. To
-supply deficiencies?this is this -?Dly law ot
cure." 55pE7~" " "V- -r-?
The natural conclusion Is that If Phosphate
Potaeb-lr the needed intnenrt "?lem?ttt III
brain and you use food which docs not contain
It. you have brain f*g because Its daily loss M
not supplied.
pn the contrary. If you eat food known to
b?\ftekto this element, ron place before the
life forces that which nature demands for
brain-building.
Mind does notcwork well on a brain that Is
broken atfirlshmant.
A peaceful and evenly, palMd JOlnd Is
to good digestion.
Worry, anxiety, fear, hate, etc., e?o, dlreetlyCfit
interfere with or stop the flow of Ptyalla, tho
digestive Juice of the mouth, and alio inter
fere with the flow of the digestive julcoa of
stomach and pancreas.
Therefore, the mental stale of the Individual
has much to do (more than su spec tod) with
digestion. *' .*. ^^1*.*
Brain Is made of Phosphate of Pot&eh aa
the principal Mineral Salt, added to albumen
and water.
Grape-Nuts contain that element n? more
than one-half of all 1U mineral aalta.
A healthy brain Is Important, If one would '
"do things" In tlila world.
? man who aneers at "Mind" wneers at i
beat and least understood part of
That part which some folk* believe
to tho Infinite.
Mind asks for a healthy brain
to act, and Nature haa define*
a healthy brain and renew It
ia used vp from work of Um j
Nature'a way to rabadk! fa
food which auppllaa the thingc.^
rebuilding material Is certainly
Grape-Nuts