The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, August 19, 1910, Image 4
Umkf ?w/t ?? v?lr?t. Juti>rov?a ??;
?owpUxtoit. M<t tb?ui(iuu umuU Cure* moat
?klu eruption*.
MuuyOn'a Hair Invlgorator cur?? dandruff,
?Um>? imtr (rum falling out, u>abe? balr grow,
It you hav? or any liver trouble,
um Muujroo'i 1'aW-Paw I'll)*- They ?>ur? lilt
louaneen, t'-onailiialltm and <lrlv? nil Immultloa
from the I ioo.V v- MUMYON'I HOMEOPATHIO
HO MI NIMIDV CO., PhlUtfP?.
A woman tell* her troubUut to u doc
tor; u man tell* hi* to a lawyer.
for ?lllrka' ? \l'l???!*?{
Whether fruin CoM*, Haul, HloJa*i'h or
Ntrrouf ('Apudlni* will rt-iU'vu you.
it'* iluuli) pUijuuuil U* uU &iil? liuumilJ
i*u?ly. Try U. 10>'., XU\, mi'l 50 I'tuin at drug
?tore*.
Man will have what lm di-alion, and
will find what Ih really host for him.
exactly an ho hoiioatly it.?
Kroud?<.
One of Hid firMt nor??Hltli n of our
lift* In that we grow upward 1'k" men
When wo coaao to aitidrt' wo descend
in tho scale.?Freaton.
Mrd, Weak. WtMr. WnOry Kx??.
R*ll?v?<t Hy Murltio Myo H?intdy Try
Murlno Kor Your Kyo Trouble* r?#u Will
I.Ike Murine. It Soothes. . 60o at Your
I>ru?gl?t?i Wrlt?> For JCy?? Hook*. Fr?iu.
IdurTne Ky? lt?m?dy Co.. Chicago.
Gallant. '
She?---If I worn a man. 1 bliould nev
er marry.
He?If you w<?ro a man, 1 ahould
never marry.
The Be?t.
Hughes' the bout: "Have boon noil*
Ing Hughea' Tonic for years. It Ib tho
boat remedy for chills and fever, cur
ing aeveral eases with one bottle.
Honest and valuable remedy." Sold
by DruggUta?-50c. and $1.00 bottlei.
Prepared by Hoblnson-Hutlot Co.
<Inc.), I/mlsvlllo.
The Summer Girl.
"How'd you like to be engaged to a
millionaire?"
"I wan engaged to one all last Hum
mer, und he seldom spent a dime. I
want to be engaged to a young man
who la down here for two weejta with
about $300 in his roll."
Quotation Marks.
Senator Deverldge, In an after-din
ner apeech In Cleveland, Bald of a cor
rupt politician:
"Tho man's excuse Ih an absurd as
tho excuse that a certain minister of
fered on being convicted of plagiar
Ism.
" 'nrcthren.' said thin minister, 'it
is true that I occasionally borrow for
my BormonH, but I always acknowl
edge tho fact in the pulpit by raising
two lingers at the beginning and two
at the end of tho borrowed matter,
thua indicating that it In quoted.' "
A New Version.
lawyers have a peculiar system of
abbreviation, BUch words uh trustees.
?xecutorB?being?cut down to tree*,
exors, and admora. This practise ,led
to an amusing "Up on ,the part of a
solicitor who. eomowhat late In life,
abandoned his profession and entered
the church. A fow Sundays after his
ordlnatton he startled his congrega
tion whllo reading tho lesson by deliv
erlug one of tho passages as follows:
"I see men as trustees walking."
Another Tradition Exploded.
Two Englishmen were resting at
the "Red Horse Inn" at Stratford-on
Avon. One of them discovered a
print picturing a low tumbling build
ing underneath which was printed:
"Tho House In Which Shakespeare
Was Horn." Turning to his friend In
mild surprise he pointed to the print.
H1b friend exhibited equal surprise, and
called a waiter who assured them of
the accuracy of the Inscription.
"'Pon my word," said the observ
lng Rngllshmnn, shaking his head
dubiously, "1 thought ho was boru lu
a manger!"?Success Magazine.
A Bernhardt Trick.
Mine. Sarah Ilemhardt, who Is sup
poaed to be something of an artist as
well ns an actress, was recently call
ed upon In ono of her marvelous crea
tions to onact tho rolo of a sculptor,
and to model a certain bust In view of
the audience. This fairly olectrltled
the critics, but when golng^JjaitM?nni>.
sodlos over tho technical skill in han
dling tho clay which Mine. Hornhnrdt
exhibited they showed that they knew
little of the artistic tricks of actors
and actresses; as a matter of fact, sh?
does nothing of tho kind. The bust
1b modeled and baked, and ovor It Is
placed damp clay of the same color
This the talented actress meroly pulls
off, exposing the beautifully modeled
bond underneath.
Summer
Comfort
There's solid satisfac
tion and delightful re
freshment in a j^lass of
Iced
Postum
Served with Sugar and
a little Lemon.
Postum contains the
natural food elements of
field grains and is really
a food drink that relieves
fatigue and quenches the
thirst.
Pore, Wholesome, Delicious
There's m Reason**
r?
povrmc cskxal co? xaa.,
B?HU 0**k, Mich.
F
arm Topics
T B MPB KATURB IM POUT A NT.
Dairymen are beginning to reallze
thut temperature Is the all Important
factor In controlling quality; no what
they at one time may have comtidered
an abundance of Ice for all needs,
to-day would he thought a shortage.
??Farmers' ilome Journal.
ALFALFA.
Alfalfa lit very long lived; fields Ih
Mexico, It Is claimed, have heen con
tinuously productive without replant
ing for ovt;r 2u0 yearn, and othorg In
France are known to have flourished
, for juoxii IJUiiJi a century. Ha u#uul
life in the United mates is probtbly
from ten to twenty-five years, al
though there Is a fluid in Now V-ork
that has been mown Kuccessively for
Over sixty years, it U not unlikely
that under its normal conditions ami
with normal care It would well nigh
b-\ as it \a called, everlasting,?From
Col/urn's "Thy Hook of Alfalfa."
COM HAT Till: PESTS.
Have everything In the poultry
house removable, Including roosts,
nests, dropping boards and every
thing else that r.oes to furnish a poul
try house. It Is ho much easier to
combat the Ilea and miles w'hero
things aro not fl'xwr^Tffgy'-iTray
be taken front the house, a little ker
oset 10 poured on them, a match ap
plied, Atul the oil will burn without
netting Are to the wood. Then Jf thv
interior of the house Is bpruyed with
ho ni o good I l<i it Id llco killer, and new
nesting material provided, the both
ersome Inserts will Boon cease to be
n p?st, Where furnishings are per
manent It Is almost Impossible to rid
the premise* of these pests.?Indian
apolis News.
CCItATCHBIt FQK MANGY HOC?.
To construct a practical scratcher
for liogtr, place two posts, live feet
long, flrmly In the ground and ten
llog Sl-jatelier.
feet apart. (Jet a stii:;!! log and moi
Hho uu end In each just, having on
end h!x Inches, the other iwelv
Inches from ground. This will fi'
both pigs aH'l hogs. Cover posts and
lo'? with old grain Hacks and tack
them on hocurely. Mlt common ma
chine oil and kerosene In e<7na 1 parts
and keep bags well saturated. The
hujjs will do the rest.
niCGINNINO III OUT.
There are thousands of people be
coming Interested each yeur In tho
poultry business, while very f*?w enter
It with the correct Ideas of true suc
cess and how to dot ivo the greatest
profit from their work. Not a few
of those beginning In the business
are over enthusiastic at tho start.
They read a paper clipping or u re
port from some large plant making a
? uccess and think If they buy a few
chickens, dump them In an old out
she.l, throw In a little fee.l between
times, that everything will he peaches
ami cream. In fact, In tho evening
they start to gather the eg 's with a
basket large enough for t'io whole
year's crop. It I>5 needless tor me to
narrate the disappointment ami dis
gust these poor mortals have for th#
poultry industry.
vr-rrriiKs for sheep.
The farmers In this country are
finding the vetch a very profitable
plant for sheep and for other stock,
and are beginning to grow it in soinu
sections to a considerable extent.
The Canadian department of agricul
ture ut Ottawa ha*s Issued a bulletin
No. 12. showing tho value of this
plant, especially for sheep, and in
considering special crops for sheep It
discusses in this connection clover, al
falfa, vetches, rape, cabbage, turnips,
mangels, corn and tho several classes
of grain. Each Is treated separately
In regard to method of cultivation
and manner of feeding. Dealing with
vetches tho bulletin says:
"Vetches, or tares, as they are also
called, make eccellent fodder for
sheep, either as a soiling crop or as
cured hay. This crop much resem
bles peas in habit of growth and re
quires about the same kind of culti
vation. ltd vines are more slender
than pea vines and stand up Wetter
when grown with a stiff variety of
oats. Vetches a:e grown extensiveh
for sheep feed In ("5 re..'. Britain, and
to some extent m Canada fur thr
same purpose. The writer, whilf
raising sheep, always grew a small
area of tares with oat* tor soiling
the show flock, and in c:tse of a
shortage of clover, vetches were cured
fof hay. The crop being fine in vim
and very leafy is much i
sheep and constitutes a rich diet.
"Two varieties of vetches arc
grown for fodder. The cummoi
vetch Is tho chief sort cultivated, but
the halrv variety is receiving some at
tention. The latter produce* i h*
heavier yield, but bo far the see<!
having to be imported is very expen
slve and few care to bother with it
?Indiana Farmer.
A I>nrge Volume.
The biggest book In Washington b
not In ..he Congressional Library, li
Is In tho roforonce room of tho Ceo
logical Survey on F stroet, whero iti
huge bulk reposes on a stand mad*
especially for It. Ifc Is a dlctlonar)
nnd consists of half a dozen volumei
bound under one generous cover tht*?
must have taken several calfskins t<
provldo tho leather btndlng. It con
Ulna 7085 pages and weighs as murl
mi a high school girl. liy contrast
the fat Webster's Unabridged tha
Ilea alongside this great Jumbo of S
book looka like u pocket edition of tb<;
Rubalyat.?Washington Star. _
TUBERCULOSIS IN THE PRISON
Per Cent, pf Sufferer* Is Enormooe
and There Seems but On*
Remedy.
n t ; [
From several Investigations thut
have boon mudo by tho National As
sociation for the Study and Preven
tion of Tuberculosis, It is estimated
that on an average about fifteen per
cent of the prison population of the
country is afflicted with tuberculoids.
On (his basis,'out of the 80.000 prison
er* housed In the penal institutions
of the United States at any given
time, not less thun 12,000 are infected
with this disease. If the Philippine
islands and other Insular poHsekslon*
woro taken Into consideration the
number would bo much larger. Some
of tho prisonti of i'ennxylvanla, Kan
Mas and Ohio nhow such shocking con
ditions with reference to tuberculosis
that many wardens admit that these
pi aces of detention are death traps
Similar conditions could bo found In
almost overy state, and In tho major
ity of cases tho only suro remedy is
tho destruction of tho old buildings
and tho erection of new onos.
Keeping It Dry,
An old woman of u wealthy New
lo.raey family was going visiting. Tho
coachman, who had not been In this
country long, had Just been equipped
with a new uniform nnd a new h1 1 k
hat. Ilefore they had gone far It be
gun to sprinkle, and the old woman
told tho coachrotn to faaten down ih?
uidc curtainsT)f the wagonette.
Ho drove .up to a hitching post he
Hide the road and, dismounting, hung
IiIh new hat on the post, and begun to
fasten the curtalna.
Tho old woman noticed his bare
head and anked him where his hat
was.
"Ol took it off mo head, mum, bo as
Is wouldn't got wet," the coachman
replied.
Less Lavish.
"I buw 'Undo Tom's Cabin" played
recently."
"So?"
"I think I'll rend tho book."
"You may bo disappointed. The
nook mentions only one little tfva and
one lawyer Marks."?Ixmisvlllo Cour
ier-Journal.
A Treasure.
' Your new maid looks very dis
creet."
"Indeed, she; Is. She even knocks
at all the drawers before opening
them."- l'ele Mi'lo.
TO IJKIVE OI'T MAT.A UIA
AM) III li.O I l! T1IK SYSTEM
Ti\ko the Ol?l blniKlurO (iltwVK.i 'i'A.STKi.u.id
i HILL TONIC Vun Know what jr.ni uro i.ikliw
I'lio formula In pluiiilj i ?>n t-wnrj Ik>uI?.
thoirlnu It In Miniiljr t^ulutno nnj Iron In u ti??te
n'ha form. 'l'ho (Julnino driroii oat tho uiuiarliy
and tno Iron liuiltla lip tho i>y*t<-in. bold by all
Joulcr* (or HO ytsurt Irice U) evnt?
There can bj no greater mistake
than to suppose that tho man with
$1,000,000 is a million times happier
than the man with one dollar.
1'or <eM?<( iiml
IIIokH' Cai-uimnk Ih tint b?*t rninxly? ro
tluvort the tH'hliiK an<l fovrrl*hn?'R* curei tho
Cold nitil rentorfs normal rondlltum. It'*
i-ffortn luiuitullutly. 10c-., SSc., ami Wi'.
At ilrua uto*cs.
Tho secret of life is not to do what
one likes, but to try to like that which
one has to do; and one doos like It?
In time.?I). M Cralk.
T>r. I'iercp's 1'lensnnt Pollots regulate
and invigorate tUomarh, liver and bowels.
Sugnr-conted, tiny granules, easy to take.
I>o not gripe.
Tho lamb that plays around a mint
bed tempts fate.
OWES
HER
LIFE TO
Lydta E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Chicago. 111.?" I was troublod with
falling and inflammation, and tho doc
tors said I could not
pot well unloas I
had an operation.
I know I could not
stand tho strain of
ono, so I wrote to
you sometime ago
about my hoalth
and you told mo
what to do. After
taking Lydia E.
Plnkham'a vegeta
ble Compound and
Mood Purifier I am
to-day a wall woman."?Mrs. William
All run8, 988 W. 21st St., Chicago, III.
Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
ful drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
jf fcinalo diseases any fllmilar medi
rine In tho country, and thousands of
voluntary testimonials are on tile in
tho Hnkhain laboratory at Lynn,
Mass., from women who havo oeen
:ured from almost every form of
female complaints. Inflammation, ul
ceration,displacements, fibroid tumors.
Irregularities, periodic pains,backacho,
I'egetablo Compound a trial.
If you would lilie special advice
alxmt your case write a confiden
tial letter to Mrs. Plnkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
FOR sale-southgaTarms
500 ACftR1W In cultivation, nim-room
ro-<1denee. grad? p*bbl? land; Idral
hon??. All ?onvent-nc?i*. If you d.*?lr?
oboloe load In nouth (IwrRli, >w> this plao#
W1U soil at reasonable flwure.
F. J. BiViNS, Moultrie, Ga.
GET A SAW MILL
from Lombard Iron Works, Aofui
?*, Co. M*W? MtMjr www| n*i(k
bor'i tlatir wlw gin engine U idU
altar t!k? ero?i aro UW by.
si'-SThompson's Eye Water
NATURE'S SIGNALS.
The flrnt Judication of kidney dis
order is olton backache. Then cowe?
puln In thy hip* and wldun, Iuiiikuuhh,
Horviwan una urinary
trouble*, Thu?o ar?
the warning* ? na
ture'* ?lgni*U for
belp. Doan'a Kid
ney Pill* should bo
used at the first
?lgn.
A. Treltleln, 84
Iloaett Ht.> New Ha
von, Conn., eay*: "I
wu* propped up in a
chair for 23 wueka. Bo intense wan
the putn when I moved that I thought
I would puss nwuy. The kidney actlou
was irregular nod thu secretions
scalded. Throe doctors ?avo me no
relief. Doan'a Kidney Pills cured xnu.
and for ton years the euro has heen
permanent."
Kemember the namo?Dean's. For
Bale by all doalers. 60 cents ft box.
Foster-Mil burn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
TOO LATE.
Vf. Plllcm?There must bo Borne
thing radically wtoiik with your By b
tem to havo your hair fall out bo.
You will have to dipt.
Skantlox?I>yo it? I'm afraid, doc,
there's not enough of it left to dye.
Dell House Library.
A search for a child's short story,
"The (iriflln and tho Minor Canon,"
in a volume all by itself revealed to a
persistent city shopper the thought
and money that are expended on the
furnishing of dolls' houses. Hook
stores hud not the story iu a single
volume, but In a department store
one young woman Interviewed hud re
cently been transferred from the toy
department and was able to contribute
a helpful hint.
"1 think," she said, "you can flnd It
In one of the dolls' houses down
stairs1'
Curiosity had by that time become
a sauce to literature, so the shopper
hurried downstairs to Inspect the doll
houses. Three of the most expensive
houses contained Ubrnrles consisting
of a score of diminutive books and
each book contained a child's story
complete. Quo of them was "The
Grlfftn and the Minor Canon."
One Side Enough.
Senator William Alden Smith tells
of an Irish Justice of tho poace out
in Michigan. In a trial tho ovidence
was all In and the plantlff's attorney
had mado a long and very eloquent
argument, when the lawyer acting for
tho defense arose. * ?
"What are you doing?" asked the
Justice, as tho lawyer began.
"flolng to prestmt our side of the j
cn80."
"I don't want to hear both sides ar- |
gued. It has tlndency to confuse the j
coort "?Washlngtonian.
And They Wondered.
Judgo Nicholas Long worth, who
used to alt on Ohio's supremo bench,
looked unnaturally grave, and a
neighbor, in recognition of his facial
depression, named a pot owl "Judgo
Longworth." It was the very next
day that an cxclted maid broke up his
wife's garden party. "Oh, madam,"
said she. "Madam! Judge Longworth
lias laid an egg."
Included Her.
"Why did she get angry at th?
stranger In town?"
"Sho asked him If ho had seen her
daughter and he answered that h?
had soon all tho sights of tho place."
Game.
The Creditor?Will you pay this bill
now, or never?
Tho Debtor?Mighty nice of you to
give mo my choice, old scout. I choose
never.
You Know Them.
"Is that a new hobby he is riding?"
"No; same old frayed hoss. It's
the now bit and bridle that attract at
tention."
Good intentions are always hot
stuff; that is why they, are used for
paving matorial in a certain locality.
Convenient
For Any Meal
Post
Toasties
Are always ready to
serve right from the box
with the addition of
cream or milk.
Especially pleasing
with berries or fresh
fruit.
Delicious, wholesome,
economical food which
saves a lot of cooking in
hot weather.
??The Memory Lingers"
rojrrcM cxrkal no , i-wa.
BallU CtnIi. Mi oil.
To Improve Honda in Alaskn.
The report of Major W. P. Rlch?
trdtton, of the United States Army,
who la at the head of the Alaska road
;onimlsslon. contains a suggestion
which. If properly carried out, may
be of benefit.
The mining Iftws of the United
States, and applicable to Alnaka, re
quire that when a mice U located on
Government land, development work
*hall he performed to tho extent of
V J lot) per year uulll the patent
ho Issued, This work l.< required uh a
demonstration of t'ae continuous good
faith of the locator, and to prevent
tho tying up of properties for an In
definite time.
Major Richardson'* suggestion is
that surh development work be per
mitted to he done 0:1 roads leading
to such mines at tho option of tho
locator. In many instnrces the con
struction of a road to the property
costs as much as opening (he mine,
and the road must he built before the
mine ran become operative. Uvalde*,
tho development of tho mine can he
accomplished at a g-eatly lessened
cost If there he a good road leading
to the property.
In the transition from a prospect to
a mine a road noccBsarlly plays an
Important part, Tho carrying out of
the suggestions of Major Richardson
will require legislation by Congress
?Good Roads Magazine.
Girl's JvsKuy on Good Rond-v
"Flower* mtvy attract u?, poetry
may touch our hearts, the fooliuh wis
dom or the wise folly of love may in
vito our thoughts. but It la of com
mon, prosaic mud that. this <*aay
shall he written; mud of the red and
yellow kind; of the sticky and the
slippery kind, and of the 'fifty-seven
varieties' that hold dominion over the
streets of our towns anrl the puhl.lo
thoroughfares of our country," The
foregoing 1b the ooenlng sentence of
an essay prepared by Miss Bertha
Harris, of the graduating clnes of tho
graded school at Hickory, N. C.t r.nd
read May C, 1010.
A Convert Made.
A correspondent of th3 Atlanta
Constitution, writing from Amoricus,'
(la., tells of a man In Sumpter Coun
ty who was not in favo" oI Improved
roads. The man had a 300-acre farm
which he had been vainly trying for
some time to sell at $.",0 per acre. Bo
opposed was he to road improvement
that he refusnd to doratc land for a
projected road f^iong his farm line.
The r.iad wbi built, however, and
shortlv after its completion tho man
was offered $40 a:i a^re for his farm
? $3000 more than he had triad to
get for it sIj: months earlier.
New Law in Rhode Island.
Ar. amendment to the law of Rhode
Tsland, made by tho Legislature at
its recent session, provides that when
ever any town mako3 an appropriation
for highway repair purposes equal
to twenty cents on the $100 valua
tion, it will be entitled to State aid
to an amount equal to one-fifth the
amount so appropriated, provided the
work Is done under the direction of
the State Board of Public Roads.??
Good Roads Magazine.
Maryland Awake.
The recont Maryland Legislature
nnprooriat?d S30D.000 for the con
struction of a boulevard between Bal
timore and Annanolls. Tlie surveys
a:-e expected to begin at an early
dato.
A Duck.
A school boy assigned to prepare
an essay or. ducks, submitted the fol
lowing:
"The duck is a low, heavy set bird
composed mostly of meat and feath
ers. . He is a mighty poor singer, hav
ing a hoarse voice, caused by getting
so many frogs In his neck. He likes
the water and carries a toy balloon in
his stomach to keep from sinking.
The duck has only two legs and they
are set so far back on his running
gears by nature that they come pret
ty near missing his body. Some ducks
when they get big have curls on their
tails and aro called drakes. Drakes
don't have to set or hatch, but Just
loaf and go swimming and eat every
thing in sight. If I was to be a duck
I would rather be a drake."
This Town lias No Cemetery.
When (?. R. Gordon applied to the
officials of Alia Vista, Ga., for a place
to bury his twenty-months-old .daugh
> r an awkward situation ^\?ose, as
tliere is not a burial place In the
town, which Is- three years old. This
Is the first application of the kind
hied, it was agreed to havo the body
burled In the yard of the Methodist
Episcopal Church temporarily.
Another unusual feature ol the case
is that this Is the first death in a fam
ily which consists of threo genera
-tWrrrs*.'??T#ndpa:-eiH3. parents, fifteen
brothers and ststefs and slxty-flvt
nieces and nephews survive.
A Hard Moment.
"Well, Jim," said Blngleton, aa he
proudly showed off his first-born,
"what do you think of that for a
kid?"
"He's some kid, nil right, all
right," replied Jim, unemotionally.
"Think he looks like me, old man?
persisted Blnglotou.
"H'm! Well?er?ah?hum?well.
Bill, I?well, old pal, to tell you the
truth, I'm afraid he does!" replied
the embarrassed Jim. ? Harper's
Weekly.
The Txmdon city policemen get
from $6.50 to 110.99 a week. An
?xtra allowance for coal Is granted la
winter, and uniforms are furnished
free.
?>.
Modern electric hoists are so de
ilgned that the speed varies with the
load.
IW. *-?
Woman's Power
Over Man
Woman'e moat glorinua endowment i? the power
to ewakon and hold tUc pure end honeit love of a
worthy men. When the loaea it und atill tovea on,
ao oue in the wide wprld cen know the heart afooy
?be enduree. The womun who auffera from weak*
ami end derangement of her apecial wouuuily or*
gauitm aooa loeea the power to awey the heart of
? man. Her general health auffera end ahe loaea
for good looks, her attractiveness, her amianiuty
end her power mid presti?u us m woman. Dr. K.V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y,, wit??
the assistance of bit stuif of able physicians, has prescribed (or and cured many
thousands of wouien. He has devised a successful remedy fur woman's iil?
iuents. It la known ea Dr. Pierce's l;ovorice Prescription. It is a positive
specifio for the weaknesses end disorders peculiar to women. It purifier, regu?
Isles, strengthens and heals. Medicine dealers sell it. No honest dealer will
advise you to aooept a substitute in order to muke a little larger profit.
IT HAKES WEAK WOMEN STEONG,
SICK WOMEN WELL.
Dr. t*i?ro+'a Mmuui( AV//?M rvgu'.mto mad Btrwa^tben Stout at. h, t.lvcr and fiowttt.
HOSTESS HAD TO OWN UP
Domestic 8ecret Disclosed When the
Guect Could Not Be Served
? yvith pie.
Eho a woman of resource and
ability and when her husband arrived
for dinner with an unoxpocted guest
sho thought she had devised a way
to ruoet tho fact that aho had but one
piece of pJo in the house and had In
tonded hor husband should have that.
She instructed him that when she
sent to the ldtchon for dessert he was
to say he could not possibly cat any
more than ho had uaten and then the
pie could bo brought to her guest
without ljls surmising that there was
but ono piece in the house.
ThiB might have worked out all
right if the pie had not boon so ex
ceedingly good and hor husband had
not known this because ho had It for
dinner the day before.
When the maid cleared away the
dinner dishes the master of the house
said he had no room for dessert.
The guest said ho felt the same way.
Then, whon the master thought it was
Hafe to do so he changed his mind
take dessert. The pie was brought.
When It was half eaten the guest
said It looked so good ho thought he,
*.oo, would indulge.
"No, you won't," said tho hostess,
und she told the tale of the pie.
LEG A MASS OF HUMOR 1
"About seven years ago a email !
abrasion appeared on my right leg j
Just above my ankle. It irritated me
bo (hat I began to scratch it, and it
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like a scab. The irritatlou was always
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mo to sleep, or my wife either, and it
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and was almost out of my mind with
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the irritation came, at work, on the
street or in the prosence of company,
I would have to scratch it until I had
the blood running down into my Bhoe.
I simply cannot descrlbo my suffer
ing during those- seven years. The
pain, mortification, loss of sleep, both
to myself and wife is simply Inde
scribable on paper and ono has to ex
perience It to know whnt it is.
< "1 tried all kinds of doctors and rem
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my money dowrva Bewer. They would
dry up for a little while and fill mo
with hope only to break out again just
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hope of over being cured when 1 was
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after taking a dozen bottles of Cuti
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312 E. Cabot St., Philadelphia, Pa., Feb.
\ and Apr. 13. 1909."
Advice.
"Doctor," cried little Dingle, over
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"Why," said the doctor, gravely, "if
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when Thanksgiving day comes around,
and act accordingly."
Whereupon the doctor chuckled as
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ly.
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Polly?I wonder how Cholly man
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Dolly?Vacuum pressure.?Judge.
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A business man's leisure is simply
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with
Why Suffer
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?
A Georgia Kan Tells His Ex
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I wai afflicted with a very bad com
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J. P. Perkins,
Atlanta, Ga.
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