The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, April 02, 1909, Image 7

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iOOD HUNTING! ? t'nrl<x?n by W. A. JloRfrs, in (lie/ New York lloraVl. -TWO LIONS SIGHTED ~ /HERE ROOSEVELT WILL GO From British East Africa Tells of the Good Pros* ids For Big Game ? Great Plans For a Wel come to the Former President, TY p, Brltjsh Kast Africa.? h preparing already to wel |.(loro Roosevelt, and his glvofi a decided impetus rest in the present hunt fernor of iho protectorate, -.Colonel Sir James Hayes arranging a program of nd-wentertainment for the wd Visitor- hut i:i Kpllo <>i liKeuipnts the {jv?e(lng to vt^lt will be morn to thn local hunters, than to the ;s!(tent. : lean sportsmen were liieh 1 {o lrarn that Mr. Uoose efused the uffiT of t ho an il c;r;uit him a special hunt that would have permitted ! ?arae to an unlimited ec ad of confining himself to iephants. two rhinoceroses, ooianii, etc., of the regular Lions and K-opards are ; venn In and? consequently to kill thorn Is'Tpfiulrcl. He population of Mombasa much of Mr. Roosevelt's y, and in a jolting way fre ?rences to the "big stick" made. lis arc late this year, and a 1 Is expected (the regular the "big rains" is from the nuary to the end of April). I>ects for good hunting this considered excellent. Many in the outlying dis irning the increasing inter ' prospects for sport because ming of Mr. Roosevelt, are !y "sending in information 1 movements or game. iln.cr to a dispatch received cord group of lions, numbet' -two. was seen on the Nandi ocently at a point about fifty rth of Port Florence (the itf>au is on the west side of 1 Rift Valley). Alports them > lmare males. Four families s have been seen at Makin miles Inland from hero on o/> ilie Uganda Railroad, and 3 have been seen at Elbur mlles Inland on the railroad. R. J. Cunlnghame, a noted English big game hunter and field naturalist, who la to bo guide to and general manager of the Roosevelt party, has hem hero for some time completing the preparations for the trip into the wilderness as well as the Rhooting and collecting excursions along the lino of the railroad. He is selecting and hiring native porters for the ex pedition. lie takes only experienced men who are known to be courageous ! a fid to possess great physical strength, j j The/'gaTnn ' kit- ? in other words, the " j camp equipment for the work in the I open? is arriving from London, and all will be in readiness when Mr. ; Roosevelt arrives. The railroad car I used on the line as far as Port Flor j ence by other distinguished visitors ! to Uganda, such as the Duke of MecU j lenhurg. the Duke of Connaught, the 1 Duke of the Abruzzl, Joseph Cham berlain and Winston Suencer Churchill, is being refitted for the use of Mr. Roosevelt. Everything points to a successful stay in British East Africa and Ugan da for Mr. Roosevelt. Tho natives are. peaceful, game is plentiful and the people of Mombasa are waiting j eagerly to extend him a welcome; j TAME HUNTING, SAYS ANOTHER. Captain Smiley Says Many Hunters Have Mode Lions Gun-Sliy. San Francisco, Cal. ? -Captain A. .T. Smiley, who is said to have served with the Irish Brigade In the Boer war, says that the hunting grounds where ex-President Roosevelt plans to spend his vacation are nothing but a huge game preserve, and that the hunter will havo a tame time. The captain claims to have hunted over this ground many times, and ho as? serts that the Hons have been shot at so often they have become gun-shy. The Duke of Manchester, according to Captain Smiley, is said to have shot over the country which Roosevelt will traverse without bagging any came. Smiley says he has written to Roosevelt suggesting that he go to a portion of Africa where elephants could bo met in droves. 1ESSBNA'S UNBURIED DEAD. atcd at 60,000 and It May Take a Year to Find Ml the Eoclies of the Earthquake Victims. , Italy. ? The General in eom Messina, who is in charge of mval of the dead, estimates iber of bodies still awaiting i about 00,000. .Most of them ral feet deep under the rub in fallen houses. work of clearing the debris le 6treets is proceeding very Not more than 200 bodies loved and burr.nl on an>y day le. work is carried on without >tion for twelve hours. The ns bad weather is hampering k greatly and often stops it, rain changes the debris into id, which the first sunny day to the consistency of cement The soldiers and workmen have to break this with pickaxes instead of clearing it away with shovels. Of ten a week passes without any bodies being extracted, and at the rate at which the work is being done more than a year will be required before all the victims in Messina are buried. For some unknown reason the Government wants to keep this a se cret, and an attempt to send the story by wire some days ago failed, owing to the activity of the press censor. It is probable that the Government now realizes its mistake in recalling too soon the greater number of soldiers and sailors engaged in the work of burial. LYMAN ABBOTT'S SEVEN RULES ON WHAT MAKES AN IDEAL WOMAN I Brooklyn. ? "To bo an Ideal woman," said Dr. Lyman Abbott, 1n irmon in the Ontral Congregational Church, "the femlnlno type escnted in each individual must: "1. Discard all shoes the size of which makes walking well nigh im sih'e. "1. She must not consider her hands when it comes to a question work. , "3. To obtain red cheeks, the ideal woman must take exercise and 8 by paint and powder. "4. She must not be the servant of the dressmaker and milliner. They her r.ervants. "5. She must not change her styles at the dictation of men in Paris. "6. Her home must be' her palace, because in it she has developed a re of beauty and shown she knows how to creite it. "7. She must be industrious, sympathetic, energetic, enthusiastic. thcfly fc"d a true friend." Continuing. Dr. Abbott said: "A woman's idea of modern Industry isplaylngbrldKowhist mnrn and nifiht. Her idea of modern life la to bo H?i?f>ortcd by some one "The ideal woman does not consider work unwomanly Sho bp ?es that whatever concerns her hudband concerns her If the ideal nan a family finds fault with her cooking, sho does not blame thn king. She blames the food, and chnnges it. ??Woman was meant to be man's companion, and if the idea worn perly carried out there would be no affinities." in Prusjwl nnd Left Co Per th in ? Roman Hoarding Hoaic. he, Italy.? The body of a Rus Wadimir Tarasoff by name, was In a trnnk in a boarding house. I up In the tmnk, it la ballovad, renty-three days. medical examination indicated he man. who was about thirty Ot afe. hail been drugged and | tn the trunk, and that he had of suffocation. Two Ruaalana 1 htm shortly before hta dtsap ~ TW.U no elfW to their Proof Tlint lie's Nearsighted Unfits nn Oyster Red Watchman. Trenton, N. J. ? The Civil Service Commission received its first request for the removal of an officeholder here. It came from an oyster grower of Sonth Jersey who pbjected to a watchman, saying: "He isn't a good watchman because he is nearsighted. A nearsighted watchman can't do the work. I know he t? nearsighted, be cause It he wasn't he coukl tee bit own father and brother stealing my oysters right along." The watchman j says eomtlslnaat I* merely fsrrsstlc. Wholesale i'rfci1* Qtmtvd in NVw York UII.K. The Milk Ksehangc pricc for standard qualify i* 3'^e, per quart. HUTI'KH. Creamery -Western. est. a? .1 31', J Firkin 27 on 5H' Sf-.-oi.ul* . ... 21 '??'J State dairy, common to fair 1 > (<*> 21 Factory, Ktcpnds to |ir?U.. 17',jj(& I'J'A UKA.N8, Marrow, choice...,,. 6? 2 50 Medium, 1008. choice .... 2 t C* 2 47'/4 While l;itln?v. I DM 2 <15 " (& ?J. 7<> Bed kidney. lftoS, . li. i. e. 2 42', ^ 2 ;?7?4 Yollow rvi', ]{XW, flioicv. . 3 40 ? (li 3 45 I'ea, 1908, choice 2 50/ (<?. 2 52', j Black turtle nou(>, choice, 2 25 0i> 2 30 I.irna. (Jul 2 75 <? 2 9) Oil K.li* B. Plate. full cream , .... 10 13) 17 Small .... . . . ? " 15% l'art skimi, fair to good.. Ksi hull ukuiitt.,., 2 Vt ("J 3Vfc ntjos. Jersey ? Fntiey.. .... ...... ? (3) 23 State? Fair to choice 20 (>') 52 Western ? Seconds to lirgta. 10V4 Duck eiii;* 2# (fi> 35' Goose egj*? .... .... 75 '(?) BO Kilt' IT* A Nl> ItK It H I K8 ? KltKMI. A poles? Baldwin, per bbl.. .1 50 f<i) 5 25 Bussc.t, per hhl 3 50 frfi 4 00 (jreenin^s, per hhl.. .... 4 (V) (ft 6 00 Cranberries. ('.Cod. per hhl. 10 .00 fa/10 50 .Jersey, per crate .,2 00 (a) 2 75 I.IV.K J'qUl.THV. Broilers, per Ih , .... 25 (3> .1.1 Fowls. per Ih IS M 10 , Boosters, per lb... "v. ? 12 Duckfl, per Ih ? (ii> 10 <!eese. per Ih 11 ?'?) 12V4 1'igQons, per pair 25 Of) 30 I) u r.ssKi) I'OULTHV 'J urkeyp. per lb 10 (a} 23 Fowls, per lb.' 12 <(H> 10 Cock*. per Ih ? (S 12 Squabs, per dvr.cn.. ...... 1 25 Qf> 4 25 MAY AND Kill A W Hay, prime, per 10) II) K'2 'i. (7b R5 Nos. 3 to 1. p:?r P 0 lb. . . . ('?') <<* SO ? t::r)Vci',-Tin~T"/rnrT7r:": ? r,r, oh 7.1 Straw*, lony rye; par 100 lb. 1 05 ('? 1 15 .IIOI'H Slate. lfK)S. prime fo clioiee 13 15 Million to pood .? 1?) (</) 12 I'neilic Coast. '??h,?iee, . ? u- 12 Medium to pood. 10.17.... 5 Oy 0 VKOKrAIUKS. ? Potatoes, -Maine, per ba State. -!-?;?}? Sweet.*. per laskei.. . Touialec*. per carrier... plant, per box Sminxh. pev bbl 1'cas, per basket I'epr.ers. per carrier .... Cnbbap;^. per crate.... String beans. per bosket... Unions, I 'wiin white, per bbl Orange Co., red. per brig . State. red. per buj; Kale, per bbl Beets, i>er bbl Carrots, per bbl #??? Spinach, per bbl I'sir?ni(t?. iter tibl Cauliflower, -per basket Radishes, per basket Lettuce, per basket Celery, per case Turnips, per bbl Brussels sprouts, per qt.... Parsley, per bbl Scallions, per 100 bunches. Shallots. ]>er 100 bunches. Horseradish, per 100 lb... Oyster plants. 100 bunches Leeks, per 100 bunches... Watercress, 100 bunchds.. UltAIX. KTO Flour ? Winter patents ... Spring patents Wheat. No. 2 red No. 1 Northern Duluth. Corn, No. 2 Oats, mixed.. ? Clipped while TTye. No. 2 Western Lard, city 2 n :? 2 25 (i > :>.) 2 00 1 DO 2 on 1 25 2 (Ht 2 00 3 00 1 OO 1 00 !)?) 75 75 1 25 Ct (.!. (" i'ii (u <<>? Ut or oh or OC 0'v Or or r> o 50 00 50 75 00 4 00 4 50 5 00 1 02 2 (V) 1 12 (at 1 00 (a) 1 25 ? 1 75 (3) 1 (X) 01) 2 (K) ( a | 1 75 00 2 50 00 0 r, oo 1 oo 1 50 2 o:> 2 00 2 (HI 1 50 (<r 00 oo (3> 00 0i ) oo (3) 50 90 16 4 25 1 50 3 50 4 00 4 00 0i! 3 00 @ 2 50 5 50 (S) 0 00 T.TVE STOCK Beeves, city dressed Calves, city dressed Country dressed Sheep, per 100 lb Lambs, per 100 lb Hogs, live, ner 100 lb Country dressed, per lb. 00 (a) 6 75 22?4<$ - (f TA%(3} 57 fo) ? - ? 8 00 10 ? (a) 15 X 00 13 >4 4 50 (3) 5 00 ? (n) H 05 ? Oi) 7 05 6 (3 ,.8V4 BOSTON 01 IOWS OPTIMISM. Money is Said to Up Cheaper and Col lections Prompt. Boston, Mass. ? Boston regards the business situation with equanimity, and is not disposed to think that the tariff question is a hindrance to a more rapid return to "boom" times. "Money is cheaper than K has been in a number of years," said Jerome Jones, "and the crops of cotton and breadstuffs are large. To be sure, some whose business would be affect ed by changes in the tariff may be acting conservatively, but that., is more an excuse, I think, for not en larging their operations. Improve ment is visible all around, but people don't care to force the courso of events.'" T. B. Fitzpatrick, of the Brown Durell Company, declared emphati cally that general business was much better than it was a year ago ? much better than business men were willing to admit. / The looaf brokers' letters are opti mistic. Freeman, Rollins & Co. say, for instance: "We believo that the country is now through the worst stage of the Industrial depression. The tariff agi tation will be out of the way within the next four or Ave months at the most. "Statistics show that the chances are ten to one in favor of good aver age crops. We are inclined to be lieve, therefore, that by September the revival of business In this country Will be In full swing." * ? ? Fkkh Vary With the Weather. The egg markets of the country have fluctuated within a range of a cent or so during the past fortnight following closely the abrupt changes of weather. ? ? * ( ? Potatoes Higher. The potato market continues to ad vance, choice Northern. Maine stocks readily bringing ninety cents per bushel In bulk lots. Receipts are rather large, the better prices having called qut liberal shlpmenis from the potato sections. * * * Eggs Still Lower. The egg markets have continued working downward In view of the heavy production and large receipts at Western markets. ROOSEVELT SAILS FOR BIG HUNT WMI JUNGLE Enthusiastic Dsmonstration as Ex-President anil Son Depart. FORTS ROAR PARTING SALUTE Serier. of Ovation* oil Trip IVom Oys. I or l?uy t <> Ilohokrn limit, Where llujidn d? of h'ricnds ami AhsocI. ato? May (iuod-by, V. ' ?? ?? ? ? "Thank you; I wish you all good Inch. 1 wjsdi all Americans good luck also." This was (ho last word of Theodora Roosevelt to his countrymen us ho loft lor Africa on (ho steamship llain hurg. The patting message was hurled at- tho en (Iki ^iasf io crowd which swarmed about Mr. Roosevelt at tin* entrance to the gangplank of tho ship. Now York Citv.? < Thpotloro PJ>ose volt, picturesquely dart In a black soft hat and an olive drab overcoat, after tho fashion of the arjny oitlce.r, and Ills pnn Kermlt. similarly nttirod, nailed away from Robokon on tho steamship Hamburg at 11.06 o'clock a. in., to hunt big game in East Africa; " Tho former President's de parture was accompanied by one of tho tno&t remarkable demonstrations in tho history of tlu> United States, and he left on the moat remarkable trip ever undertaken by an ex-Presi dent. While fifteen bands played and whistles blew and thousands shouted ?u the pier of the Hamburg- A tiler lean Qompany the former President and his eon stood on the bridge of tho liner with Captain Rurmeiater. Mr. Ttxrcr mrs ? Trt rtnr ? srtrnmr Hut inr waved time and again, and the hats of those on the pier were thrown high in tho air. As the liner was towed out to midstream and slowly under way, gliding uiong until the ilgu'.v on the bridge was almost lest, t^e movement of the big hat could be seen. The tugs that passed and the ferryboats which went by, crowded with turn and women on their daily trip of toil, crowded the decks to tee an ex-President on his way to the jungles. "I can't say how long I shall be away." said the great hunter. "It will be at least fifteen months." There was a crowd of more than 6000 waiting in Ifoboken and held back by the police force of that city. The crowd cheered and the deuarttng American waved his hat to them. Flags of many colors and sizes waved from ship and dock In honor of the occasion. Bands, made music on the decks and beneath the pier shed. Crowds with special permits lined the wharf. More crowds, with out passes, were in tho Hoboken streets roundabout. There was much cheering. A convoy of tugs followed the vessel down the North River. Delegations from political clubs, diplomats from Washington, and groups of tho departing hunter's friends streamed on and off the steamship throughout the last two hours before 11 o'clock, the sailing hour. Colonel Roosevelt had taken possession of his suite well ahead of time, and his appearance on deck had beep the signal for rounds of hand clapping by fellow passengers and visitors who lined the raiis. The interval between his nppear ancs on the pier and his waving of farewell, as tho boat glided -out into | the river, was a period of continuous | ovations, varying from a strenuous jam to quieter personal good-byes. Ono of .the last things Mr. Roose velt. did before the steamer left tho dock was to send a telegram to Presi dent Taft acknowledging the receipt of several lino photographs and a message of good cheer. The telegram read : "Parting thanks, lovo and sincer ity." President Taft early in the day had sent a cordial message of good-by and "bon voyage." Mr. Taft's good by gift to his predecessor was a gold pencil inscribed with the words "Good-by and good luck." The passage of the Hamburg from her pier to Sandy Hook was one con tinuous ovation. Every craft In tho harbor saluted as the vessel ap proached tho Narrows In the Lower Bay, and the guns of Fort Hamilton on the Long Island shore and Fort Wadsworth on tho Staten Island shore boomed forth the ex-Presi dential Balute of thirteen suns. To this .the Hamburg responded by dip ping tho German ensign at her stern three times. The soldiers of the garrison wore drawn up In line on the ramparts. One of the last things that Emil L. Boas, resident director of tho Ham burg-American line, did before ho bade farewell to Colonel Roosevelt, was to instruct Captain E. Burmels ter, the commander of the Hamburg, to bring his vessel Into Naples Bay April 5 instead of April 3, the sched-* uled day. c At the last moment Colonel Roose velt decided that he did not desire to go ashore at Naples, but preferred to I go straight, to the Bteamer Admiral, which is to take him to Mombasa. The Hamburg, therefore, will not go out to tho Mediterranean as fast | as she usually does. Governor Withdraws Resignation. J Governor Curry, at Santa Fe, In I response to a telegram from Wash j lngton, D. C.. telegraphed President | Taft withdrawing his resignation as Governor of New Mexico. HERO OP FORT FISHER DEAD. Colonel William Lamb, of Norfolk, Va., Was Soldier and Politician. Norfolk, Va. ? Colonel William Lamb, aged seventy->three, soldier, lawyer, editor, merchant and poli tician, died here.? _ He was best known as the "Hero of Fort Fisher," in the Civil War, when in a aiege of three days he held tha fort near Wilmington, N. C., with 1900 men against the attack of 10, 000 Federal troops on land and 600 guns on water, Butler and Portar los ing more man than Lamb had. KIDNAPERS CAPTURED | -MONEY RECOVERED ! Man and Veiled Woroan Arrested if) ClevoIancJ, Ohio. 1 BOY'S STORY REVEALS CAPTORS Mixi'muitx Who Stole Little WilIU* \\ 1 1 i I lit, of Sharon, I'ii,, ,\r?> in (Ik* < tuiitu'ii of i ho Police, With }|f>S in of the Kansoiii liivoiviMl, Cleveland. Ohio. Tho uiiut who kidnaped Ullllo Whit hi from IiIh school at Sharon and the woman who assisted him In hiding thy little chap were captured ho IV. Tho police also rocovercd $ !> S i S . f> 0 of the $10,000 puldas a ransom by James 1\ Whitla, t hoy? father. Thy couple W( i <) cuight Jns; before 11 o'eloek at i.l^ht by Cuptaiu Hhat* tuck, of the Ideal pol uhd Detec tive Wood, of th< Cleveland bureau. Ii la understood that. Wood had been shadowing tho man all day. The man and woman were walking hastily along Ontario street In the direction of tho UalUmore and Ohio Hailroad btation. Captain Shattuck grasped tho man and said : "Where are you going In auch baste?" The man broke from the police captain and lied. At the same time the woman made a savage attack upon Wood, who was holding her. Shattuck ran after the man, who sur rendered after two shots had been fired at hjm. Ho stumbled and foil as Shattuck llrod the soeond time, and hofoi>> ii votiol i-'Iho IiIh pui'tiuer itad thrown himself upon him. At. the police station tint woman fought savagely against being tiuaiL'imd-. ? buL - Uua.ll>' ouiuUid .down. and accepted the situation. She ap peared to bo the master mind of tho two, and did the talking. "You've got Ii now. There'll be hell to pay in Sharon when Ruhl hear 3 of this. It's the ransom all right." Neither of the prisoners would Five any name and both declined to tell anything about themselves. Tho woman was handed over to Matron Louise Love for examination In a Rearch for Incriminating evidence. The man readily handed over all the money lie had ? $3X.f?0. The woman made a desperate fight against being searched. Another woman was called to assist the matron. The two women threw the strug gling one to the lloor and searched her. Under her skirts, tied to her body by cords, they discovered a bag. Opened, it was found to contain $9790. The money was put up in separate packages, most of which contained $r?00. In her jacket pock et was some small change. In a box carried by the woman was found some clothing, new, and shown from the sale tags to have been pur chased In the T3alley Company's store,' at Ontario and Prospect avenuos, only three blocks from Central I'olico Sta/ tlon. It Is believed that the kidnapers kept Dillle in the old city pest house, now abandoned. It was searched, and the police Bay they found traces of re cent occupancy. The building is practically Isolated in the far south eastern part of the city, and Is an ad mirable place for tho purpose to which tho kidnapers put it. The boy said that his eaptors told him thero was smallpox at his house, for which reason his father wanted him to stay away, and he also said that the wom an was dressed like a nurse. This she no doubt did to deceive any ono who should notice that the old pest houso had tenants. Tho bull? of tlio money found on the woman was In tho original pack ages as Mr. Whitla received it from tho bank. "This is tho money all right," said Captain Shattuck, after th<? matron had reported her find. "It is the money Whitla paid over to the worn* an in the afternoon. I am satisfied of that. There is no question, even though the numbers on some of tho bills had not been verlflod alroady, as mas been done. Why, the woman practically admits wo i.t.vo tho right money. She Kaid when wo found It that wo had tho money and that there would bo hell to pay in Sharon when Buhl hears of it." It appears that tho capture was reaUy brought about through infor mation given by Willie Whitla to Mr. Whltla's friend, Charles Sankey, of this city, who returned with them to Sharon. Willie told of the signs ho could seo from the window of tho room in which lie was kept, and a detailed description of the man and woman. Telling of his arrival in Cleveland Willie said that the man took him to j a house at 1 1 o'clock at night. They . went to a second-floor room, No. 2. Immediately opposite this room was No. 17, and the man knocked at Tmr door and the woman appeared. "Here's Mother Jonesy," he said. Tho I woman then got supper, and soon after put him to bed. The woman was dressed as a nurse, and ho was told he was in a hospital. Ho "was hidden away in the sink cupboard several times while there, but other wise was well treated. Tho signs Willie saw from tho win dow and which he remembered were tho "Thorpses Hotel" and "San Corso," and ho also Raw a stone church, lie whj also able to tell the various street car line3 that passed I tho house. He said that the woman told him before he left to tell his father and mother that she was middle aged, very fat, and pock-marked. French Strikers B:ick at Work. At a mass meeting of 6000 of the striking Government telegraph and postoffiee employes, at Paris, Franc#, it was voted by an overwhelming ma jority to resume work. Only about 200 of tho men voted to continue the Strike. New Steel Trust Planned. Plans for a new Steel Trust com posed of Independent concerns, with a capital of $800,000,000, were dk valred at Pittsburg, Pa. i i;. The I ' t It roajti in . I n ?? ?.;* ?< ?>? ? ,\|" I now to I't'iit tilt-' I >..? 1. W llt'l i I I' I llHV ' i 'I !>?? I ? 1) to, *?.'<? A UiU* li< lil ?n, Teddy,'# hand, I-'iumi M. "Ii'i |? tu S|?li?u Ko{i 'J i t* 1 1 1 1 tft '*.* Ih'iinI * iii't' on tins Itg^i I'Yoiji '? in ii?<a Thev I **ni* a tush And 'wptvl l<? 1 ) 'IVd'u rifle pep?' 4 , . 1 From H?'il l?T?lvi ak to Kunborley T)>?' jnuv ;?? b?>n*ts art* wc;.' ?>t kiica. 'I Ik'v liuunt tlu? shaili'H \\ i Oi i it I lii't glades Ami wonder "where can Teddy In*. ?The i 'ommuncr* ONl$ OF t'S. Sir? "Is it tiui', tu Ktatcd in ilio dally pivsa. t lint I'sl O li a ? lucomn tho Kmporor of China?"- hotter to Yalo A In in nl Woo Uly. ON 10 DRAMA DEFINED. "What constitutes a Urst-clasH ho-. cloty drama?" "Three acts, nix row tin and nine eplgramu." Washington Herald. NOTHING FASH IONATJLB. "She suffers in silence." . "Well, hIio never has any save com-'" fnonplaee ailments. Can't ox poet horj to crow over them." ? Washington' Herald. NOT SO It AO. "Beware ol ftiir-woathor friends/* > rr0Ti, 1 doii't know. Thoy'ru no tvorso than the kind who always wnnt to borrow your umbrella." ? Louls v i Ho Courier- Journal. JjAMK MAN. "There goes tho jnosr talked -about Man in this; commuhlty." I "You surprise me. Who talks about hfm?" "lie does." ? Chicago Tribune. SOM K It 15 ST. "Henry, do I ever talk In my Bleep?" "No, thank goodness." ? New York Telegram. CRITICAL. A r List ? "This is my bent picture. I call it 'St. Agnes.' And you don't like it? 1 am so sorry! May 1 aalc what your objection is?" Critical Young Woman ? "Her halo Isn't ou straight." ? Tit-Bits. A SIIAUK, Mrs. Kweery ? However did you /oso your limb, my poor man? Did a shark got it?" Bill Topsel ? "Not cggsactly, mum. lie only got most o' what I got frum the railway comp'ny that got It." ? I'uck. ? THE GIFT IDEA. "There is rather' a mix-up in tho outlook before ChrlstmaH times." "How so?" "Because the principal thought oi tho future is the present." ? Balti more American. SCARING THEMSELVES. "Seen a clown onct," remarked Uncle Goshall Hemlock, "hitch a stuffed snake to his pants and then Bkedaddlo and yell." "Well?" "Reminds me of the way soma candidates acc." ? Kansas City Jour nal. LOGICAL. Husband --"I suppose you realize that was pure luxury. Why, then, did you buy it? You must have known we couldn't al'ord it." Wife ? "Of fours'; i did. But you boo, my dear, if it had beon a neces sity, we should have had .to get it an> way." ? Life. TOOK. IT FOR A FENCJC.-? r" "That's a prottv ptrturo of yours, that orchard scene," said the near sighted lady, "but why didn't you Bign it?" ."I did," replied the artist; "don't you see? Down here." "Oh, Is that your name? I thought that was a part of the fence!" ? Yon kera Statesman. WOMEN FOR WOME&. .. Ho ? "So you favor Woman Suf* frage?" . ?77? She ? "I certainly do!" "Well, in the last election, for tin ?tance, would you have voted for liiw Taft or Mr. Bryan?" "I would not have voted for either* - When I vote I'll vote for a woman or not at alll"*? Yoakera Btitewnan. .