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Wednesday, May 80, 1984
Another paradox is that the silent
partner usually has the last word.
Some are called colonel who never ev
en wielded a military hair brush.
Correct this sentence: "I really
believe our gas meter runs too slow
Anyway, Adann never made Eve
listen to a wheeze about hie mother's
cooking.
Giving a lady driver plenty of road
way is always polite and often pru
dent.
Some employees might work fast
er if they were not too modest to
' show off.
Most folks seem to enjoy their
crime news more when there is a
preacher mixed up in it.
A New Yorker was found living in
a sewer. Probably a playwright
searching for ataniosphere.
General Johnson seems to have the
quaint idea that critics can b? silenc
ed by calling them names.
A suitor for the hand of a movie
actress should never despair. His
turn will probably come sooner or
later. <
As we understand it, this "truth in
advertising" movement is designed to
confine fiction to the news columns.
A fqmimist orator declares that
working girls should receive men's
wages. Some attain this goal by get*
ting married.
I ORGANIZED CRIME
From investigation by the Nation*
al Crime Commission, it has been dis
closed that a highly organized system
of "fences", as receivers and dispos
ers of stolen goods are called, handlo
more than $600,000,000 worth of loot
each year
Newton D. Baker, former Secretary
of Wa*, who is chainmian of the Com
mission, declares that the lone burg
lar is now a rarity, and that well or
ganized gangs are plying their thiev
ing trade along effieient lines.
In order to do this they must have
definite outlets for the property stol
en. If these could fbe eliminated, Mr.
Baker believes that the total thefts
would be largely reduced. While po
lice and other officer! oi th? la* ard
aware of this condition, and generally
do what they can to break up these
"fences", there is need for greatet co
operation on the part of the pufclie in
keeping a lookout for platens of this
character and promptly reporting
them to the authorities.
losses suffered by the public from
thefts, burglary and robbery almost
equal the destruction by fire. If these
losses are to Ibe lessened there must
!je increased vigilance on the part of
all citizens and a greater determinat
ion to aid in putting criminal gangu
out of business.
ELEVEN AGES OP MEN
The eleven ages of men expressed
in menu style, run about like this:
1. Milk.
2. Milk and bread.
8. Milk, eggs, bread and spinach.
4. Oatmeal, bread and butter,
green applets **>d all-day suckers.
5. Ide cream soda and hot dogs.
6. Minute steak, fried potatoes,
eoffes and apple pie.
7. Bouillon, roast duck, scalloped
potatoes, creamed broccoli, fruit, sal
ad, divinity" fudge, demi-tasse.
8. Plate de foie gras, weiner
schnitzel, potatoes Ptristenne, Vgg
plant a I'opera* demi-tasse, and Ro
quefort cheese.
0. Twosoft-boilod eggs, toast, and
Milk.
10. Crackers and milk.
11. MUV- Progressiva Fanner.
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THE ROGERS RAILROAD
Will Rogers' is known the world ov
er as a comedian, bat few know that
he was (Mice a railroad magnate. A
story to that effect is told, however,
and for all we know it^may be true. -
It is said that in the early days of
Claremore, Will's home town in Okla
homa, that flourishing village was
five miles from a railroad. Will and
ihis brothers built a branch railroad to
connect Claretnore with the main line,
also got up some nifty letterheads, on
which the names of the brothers wero
listed as high officials of the road.
They also had soane good-looking
courtesy passes printed, which they
freely exchanged with officials of oth
er railroads. By this means they
were enabled to do quite a bit of trav.
eling without transportation expense.
When one inquisitive railroad pres
ident took it upon himself to investi
gate the status ,of the Rogers' line,
and found that it was only five miles
Jong, he wrote to protest that it was
not fair to exchange passes with such
an insignificant road.
j Will Rogers replied by admitting
that the Rogers line was :?ot very
long in length, but that it was "as
wide as anybody's jui railroad.
UNRE3TRICTED MUNITIONS
SALES
The international effort to put en
end to the indiscriminate sale of arms
and munitions holds forth about the
best promise to today against such
conflicts as that now raging in South
America.
There is not the slightest doubt
that munition makers have been re
sponsible for a good many difficul
ties in the world's history, and cer
tainly their activities tend to extend
conflicts when they arise. Therefore,
one of the effective means of dis
couraging outbreaks of this nature is
to discourage the sale of arms.
So long as such salea are easy and
profits ae large, as they are in times
of war, so long will the influence ef
many munition makers be thrown on
the side of war. Indeed, it undoubt
edly is true that much of the unrest in
Europe today is due to agaitation by
those interests having instruments of
war foi sale.
As President Roosevelt himself
points uot, the uncontrolled manufac
ture of munitions and the traffic
therein, "has become a serious source
of international discord and strife."
Such a stuation the nations of the
world should co-operate in eding.
BILLION DOLLARS? MILLION
JOBS
-It is estimated that there la in this
country $1,000^00,000 of idle capital I
which would nomally be used in the |
mortgage market for residential
building.
If, ae is hoped, present efforts loss
en these funda and bring building
back near normal, close to a million
men will find good jobs. THey will
have regular incomes, after years in
which most of them have been finding
the going extremely hard. They will
have money to spend for necessities
and luxuries ? and that money will go
through a thousand and one indus
tries, buying materials and supplies
and services, paying taxes and interest,
creating more jobs and building up
[payrolls for all types of workers.
That is what construction revival
will do for the country generally. In
its individual application, so far as
the property- owner is concerned, it
will likewise do this. Boom building!
costs. They havo 1>een rising slowly,)
but steadily, since the low reached,
last summer. They are still far be
low normal ? as a (matter of fact, costs
of most materials used in building
have lagged behind the general com
modity price advance. That means
that the millions of cithsens who have
money with which to b\illd and repair
now ? before this belated boom starts
? can still got a whole lot more than
a dollar's worth for every dollar
Rpent. And that condition isnt't go-]
ing to last much longer, unless all pre
sent signs point the ^ wrong way.
Build now, repair now, renoviso now
That motto will aid you in doing your
bit toward achieving recovery ? and
will figuratively put money in your
pocket
BLACK -DRAUGHT
For
Jfc CONSTIPATION
"X am 71 years old and have used
Thedford'a Black-Draught about
forty yeaiV* writes Mr. W. J. van
oter, ot, Rome, Ky. "We are never
Without it % take It as a purv*
ttvs when X am bilious, di wy and
hats swimming m my heed. Black
" relieves this, and helps me
Keep a paok
thls old* reliable, purely
-?_J? laxative In your home,
i take It for prompt reUs* at th*
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Announcements
FOR CONGRESS
To the Democratic Voters of The
Fifth Congressional District:
I hereby announce myself a candi
date for election to the 74th Con
gress, subject to the rules oi tho
Democratic Primary.
May 1 again oxprefl^ to you mj
my deep appreciation of the splendid
vote you gave me in the last election
and assure you that, if re-elected, I
will give you the same conscientious
service that I have given during my
first term in Congress.
J. P. RICHARDSr*
FOR THE SENATE
To the Democratic Voters oi Ker
shaw County: I am a candidate for
the State Senate in the Democratic
Primary, subject to the Party's rules
and regulations, and I will be grate
ful for your kind consideration.
MURDOCH M. JOHNSON.
FOR COUNTY DIRECTOR FROM
WEST WATEREE
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate County Director from West
Wateree Township subject to the
rules and regulations of the Demo
cratic Primary.
L. P. ROSE.
r for county treasurer
To the Democratic Voters of Ker
shaw County: I hereby announce my
self as a candidate for the office of
County Treasurer, subject to the rule:
and regulations of the Democrati
primary. I will appreciate your sup
port.
Very respectfully,
H. STONEY MOORE.
ANNOUNCES FOR THE SENATE
I will be a candidate for the State
Senate in the coming election. Any
voter who believes that I can and
will represent our County and State
with credit I will appreciate you*
support. If you can't see it in my
favor I will still bo a loyal friend of
youra.
S, F. BRASINGTON.
For House of Representatives
f hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the House oi Repre
sentatives from Kershaw county sub'
ject to the rules and regulations gov
erning the Democratic Primary.
Respectfully,
NEIL TRUESDALE.
Announces For Re-Election
To the Democratic Voters of Ker
shaw county:
Upon my record as Sheriff of Ker
shaw county for the past two terms,
and upon my record aa Deputy Sher
iff. for seven years prior thereto, I
hereby announce myself as a candi
date for re-election to the office of
Sheriff. I am grateful for the loyal
support given me in my previous
campaigns, as well as in the adminis
tration of the "duties of my office, and
I ask a continuation of that loyalty
and support.
J. H. McLEOD.
FOR RE-ELECTION TO OFFICE OF
JUDGE OF PROBATE
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for re-election to the Offica of
Judge of Probate for Kershaw Coun
ty in the approaching County Prim
ary election subject to the rules of
the Democratic Party. Will appre
ciate the support of the Voters of
Kershaw County and if clected will
render unprejudiced advice and ser
vices as horotofore.
I* REX JONES.
ANNOUNCED FOR MAGISTRATE
We, the many friends of Mr. (*. R.
Clements, beleiving that ha would
make a capable and officient officor,
hereby announce him as candidal e fo?
Magistrate for the western part of
Flat Rock Township subject tfl thfl
rulos govorning the Democratic
(primary.
FOR COUNTY TREASURER
To the Democratic Votor* of Ker
shaw County: I hereby announce
myself as a candidate for re-election
to the office of County Treasurer,
| subject to the rules and regulations
of the Democratic primary. You
have honored me with this office for
two terms. I appreciate your loyalty
and sutpport in Qe past and hopu you
will continue thin support by re-elect
ing me in the coming primary.
Very respectfully youis,
S. WYLIE HOGUE.
FOR JUDGE OF PROBATE
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for Judge of Probate for Ker
shaw County swbject to the rules and
regulations of the Democratic prim
ary.
N. C. ARNETT.
FORJUDGE OF PROBATE
To the Democratic /Voters of Ker
shaw County ? Ladies and Gentle
men: Complying with the requests
of friends and yielding to my own
desire to renew those pleasant relat
ions created by serving the public in
former years, I hereby announco my
self a candidate for the offico of
Judge of Probate of Kershaw County
and will very greatly appreciate your
support.
Very respectfully,
w. l. Mcdowell.
FOR GAME WARDEN
I hereby announce myself as a can?
didate for Game Warden of Kershaw
County subject to the rules and reg*
ulations of the Democratic Primary.
I will appreciate the support of tho
voters.
W. A. RUSH.
FOR AUDITOR
To the Democratic Voters of Ker
shaw County: I hereby announce
myself for re-election to the office of
Auditor of Kershaw County subject
to the rules governing the Democrat
ic Primary.
B. E. SPARROW.
FOR kiU'RESENTATI V E
To the Voters of Kershaw County:
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the House of Representa
tives subject to the rules of the party
and if elected will promise a fair and
impartial discharge of the duties of
the office, for the people and not for
corporations. I have six year-! ex
perience in the house and know what
the people want.
NEWTON KELLY.
Long - Used Laxative
To be bought and used as needed
for many, many years, speaks well
for tho reliability of Thedford's
Black-Draught, purely vegetable
family laxative. Mr. O. E. Ratliff
writes from Hinton, W. Va.: "My
wife and I have used Thedford's
?Black-Draught thirty-five years for
constipation, ? tired feeling and
headache. I use it when I feel my
system needs cleansing. After all
theso years, X haven't found any
thing better than Black-Draught."
Bold In 25-cent packages.
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Itogular communication ci
this lodge Is held on the
first Tuesday in each month
it 8 p. m. ViBiting Brethren are
welcomed. N. R. GOODALE, JR.,
J. W. WILSON, Worshipful Master
Secretary.
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Phone 193 , ' Camden, S. C.
YES
-you can
Aro you one of theae nervous
people who He awake half tho
night and get up feeling "all in"?i
"Why don't you do as other light
sleepers have been doing for
moro than two generations ?
take Dr. Miles Nervine?.
One or two pleasant ofTervescenU
Nervine Tablets or two or three
teaspoonfuls of liquid Nervlna
will genernlly assure a night of
restful sloop. Perhaps you will
have to tnke Nervine two or
three times a day just at first
Nervous people have been using
Dr. Miles Nervine for Slecplettn
n?8?t Nervousness, Irritability,
JRestlegsne/t/t, Nervous Indiqen
titm, Nervous Headache , Travel
Slcknqna, for more than fifty;
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Opening Dairy
We wish to announce the Bourbon Dairy open
ing June fjirst. You are cordially invited to inspect
the premises and handling of Dairy Products.
Grade A Milk, Cream,
y*
Chickens and Turkeys
(in Season)
Capons a Specialty
Bourbon Dairy Farm
JOSEPH M. SMITH
Proprietor
AMAZE A MINUTE
SCIENTIFACTS BY ARNOLD
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A MILKY OCEAN ~
The great rarity op a
Solid milk-white phosphorescent
SEA WAS SEEN ONE NIGHT BETWEEN
Yokohama and Hongkong by pas
sengers on a Japanese steamer.
ioo 'o American
Poison ivy is a native
American plant.
Preserving the eiffel
The Eiffel Tower is to
BE PAINTED A BRIGHT YELLOW
NOW CONSIDERED the best '
PRESERVATIVE COLOR.
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