The Wateree messenger. (Camden, S.C.) 1884-1942, October 12, 1932, Image 7
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By Peter IB. Kyme
Copyright by Ptttr B. X]rgi
WNU Serrto*.
CHAPTER I
Old William B. Latham lay on a
wicker chaise longue In the veranda
of his country house, Hillcrest, and
pretended to be asleep ? a subterfuge
quite In keeping with a certain salient
characteristic of his which, quite early
in his career, bad earned for him
the not inappropriate sobriquet of
"Crooked Biy/' Not that the old ras
cal was crooked In the commonly ac
cepted sense of that term as employed
in the quaint patois of our times (In
deed he was a most honorable man),
l but because he was possessed of an
' uncommon degree of craft, of auda
cious and generally amusing slyness,
in business and out of it ? a sort of
super-prudence born of uncanny in
nate ability to read human nature.
Such men are rarely deficient In a
sense of humor, and Crooked Bill had
found life more abundantly provoca
tive of laughter than of sighs. He
was* popularly believed to have more
money than some folks have hay ; he
had no wife to bother his life and he
paddled his own canoe; also, he en
Joyed excellent health.
It pleased William B. Latham this
late afternoon to pretend to be asleep
in order that he might, from under
the drawn-down rim of his hat, watch
his late wife's niece engaged in a
pastime peculiarly dear to that most
attractive young woman, to wit, snar
ing and breaking the heart of a youth
whose manifest decencies appeared,
to Crooked Bill, sufficient Justification
for receiving from the young lady in
question what her uncle and guardian
described as "a whole lot of letting
alone."
With the ordinary run of young
gentlemen who laid their vealy hearts
at the feet of Miss Roberta Antrim,
Crooked Bill had little sympathy and
less patience. The majority of them
were he-flirts, amusing themselves with
Roberta as outrageously as she
amused herself with them, or else
frankly attracted to her as a moth Is
attracted to a candle flame. Up to
the present none of Roberta's rejects
had committed suicide, although not
less than four had vowed so to do.
Crooked Bill had more than a sus
picion, 'too, that, In addition to Ro
berta's undoubted charms, the fact
that she was his heir was not a neg
ligible attraction to. her continuous
and shifting entourage.
In the case of the young gentleman
who sat with Roberta on the stone
bench under the elm, Crooked Bill
could find no extenuating circum
stances to adduce as to why Roberta
should not be convicted of Inflicting
cruel and unusual punishment. Glenn
Hackett, to begin with, was of good
family whero brains and money, in
evidence for three generations, had
always been used wisely. He was
rather tall, loose-Jointed and angular,
with a plnln honest face like a kind
horse. He was thirty yenrs old, a
lawyer and a good one, which ls.2o
say that Crooked Bill gladly paid ifUn
a large annual retainer. The old
man's highest compliment for Glenn
Hackett was that he had horse sense,
and was the only man he knew who
appeared to be as common and com
fortable as an old shoe and yet
wasn't.
Crooked Bill wished he might have
been privileged to hear what Glenn
Hackett and Roberta were saying.
However, he was a fairly accurate
reader of gesture, facial expression
and nods, so he wan assured that
Hackett was proposing marriage to
his niece.
"It'll be like her to refuse him," he
decided, "and him the only real man
I've ever seen on the premises. And
for once In his life he's doing all the
talking while Roberta does the listen
ing. I know that meek, sad resigned
bend of f?er head while she tugs at
her handkerchief and tries to appear
surprised. She must have admiration
from men or life Is a delusion and a
snare) And now she's picked on a
victim that's bound to back-fire on her,
or I'm no Judge of men. Hello, he's
talking too much I He's getting op
pressive She's finding the going not
i to her liking? ah, I thought sol"
Crooked Bill drew his hat brim
down over his nose, opened his mouth
a llttlo and commenced to breathe In
long even respirations. He heard the
rapid patter of Roberta's little feet
as she passed him and entered the
house. In about Ave minutes he heard
the firm, leisurely tread of Glenn
Hackett following, and was aware,
presently, that the young man had sat
down In a chair beside him. So he
pretended to sleep on for five minutes,
then he stirred uneasily, gritted his
teeth, alghed, /opened his oyes, and
yawned pleasurably. ?
"Well/ now that you haven't hrid
your forty winks," Hackett observed
quietly, "what's your opinion as to
\-what my next move should be? I've
Just Jilted Roberta!"
Crooked BI11 sat up with the abrupt
ness of a Jack-tn-t he-box, which, In all
fairness, he resembled not a little.
"Sfioot mo for a horse thief I" he ejac
ulatod. "Played fast and loose with
you, eh, hoy?"
"No. Just tried to.*
"So you threw the dally over your
v.
pommel and gave her the bust, eh?
Three cheers for our side."
"Cheer to your heart's content
This poor devil isn't dying," Glenn
Hackett retorted savagely.
Crooked Bill looked cautiously
around to make certain the door from
the veranda to the living room was
closed, for It was Instinct with him
never to make a move until all the
conditions were propitious. "1 hadn't
you two were engaged, son."
We weren't, although I think we
could have been if I had been fool
enough to Insist Bobby likes me tre
mendously. I'm sure of that."
"Like Is right I doubt If she'll ever
love anybody, but If sho should I'm
certain he'll be a married man with a
Inrge family and unavailable from
every point of view. You interested
ner, son, far more than any of your
predecessors, and I've seen them all
come and go. I reckon that's because
you were a mite harder to land than
the othprs."
"She's been expecting me to propose
ror a month, and Just a little while
ago I was fool enough to do it Sho
looked so infernally proposable today !
And while I was doing It I looked at
her steadily and noted the triumphant
gHnt In her eyes, and a little self-sat
isfied smile on her lovely lips. Some
thing told me she was preparing the
skids for me. So, no sooner had I
popped the question and no sooner
had she commenced to assure me that
she hadn't remotely suspected this at
tachment than I interrupted her and
withdrew my proposition. I begged
her not to think any more about it."
"H? l's fire!" Crooked Bill was
steeped in reveVential awe.
"That got her blazing mad," Hackett
continued.
"It would anger a sheep," Crooked
Bill agreed. "Roberta's mighty high
and handsome In her Ideas."
"I told her it had suddenly occurred
to me that she could never possibly
consider marrying a lawyer who
grubbed for u living in the heart of
New York's financial quarter. I told
her I was quite certain that what she
was seeking was a knight-errant and
I wasn t It { told her I had suddenly
mad? up my mind that It was all a
hideous mistake and? But that's as
far as I got."
"She up and left you then, son? She
was crying as she passed me. I didn't
see her, but my hearing's right good
B?y' y0U're a *Ift from
!Iu\t0 p,ay your card?
like that and shes yours without a
flicker. That girl requires a whole
lot a Hckln', but she's only got to
be licked once!"
hand1?" WOnder,n8r If 1 overplayed my
"What If you did? She didn't have
even a dirty little deuce to trump your
ace, did she?" *
"I suppose I startled her. rhi a
little bit afraid, Mr. Latham. She
Plays fast and loose with a man
She s a confirmed flirt"
"They mnkd awfu, K0Qd wlyeg
you halter-break 'em," Crooked Bill
suggested. 1
"How do you know?"
I married one and she was that
girls aunt. Roberta comes by her
misfortune honestly. All the Bar
rows women were romantic. In fact
Roberta's mother ran away with an
end man in a minstrel show She
adored the Jokes that boy used to
crack until he cracked one on her bv
marrying her. She bore him Roberta
and from that day until he died Ro
berta ran him ragged and made the
poor devil like It. He was a good
end man but a poor Judge of Invest
ments, and when he and his wife were
killed In a train wreck, my wife and
I fell heir to Roberta. She was eleven
then My wife died ten years ago and
I ve been riding herd on Roberta ever
since.
"I fear you've made a bad Job of
It, Mr. Latham."
'Well, you can't bar me for tryln' "
Crooked Bill responded calmly. "The
girl's sound at heart, but cursed with
a face and figure that'd make Helen
of Troy look like a Navajo squaw In
comparison. She has brains, she has
poise ? "
"Not any more," Glenn Hackett In
terrupted gloomily. -I've Just upset
her poise I"
Crooked RID Indulged himself in a
very mirthful little chuckle. "Well at
any rate, she's n very good dear sweet
girl, he defended finally.
"She can't coquet with me She
want, to be pursued. I'm a busy man
and I ve pursued her for a Jear. and
you know, Mr. Lathnni. as well as I
do, that whenever she has another
hZnUt* kI"1"'1 "h? ft,waJr? devotes
nerself to him and Ignores me."
o~ t0 ,f you'" get Jeal
Crooked mil stroked his chin and
spftt a thin amber stream over the
veranda railing. "Tell you what you
do, son, he announced presently, and
Glenn Hackett leaned forward to Jis
ten to the words of wisdom from the
oracle. "You stay to dinner Just as If
nothing out of the ordinary had oc
curred Itoberta'll dine In her room.
If she has any appetite at all, which
I doubt, because the mald'll tell her
you're still here and she'll think that's
indecent of you. Let her think It.
Continue to come out uninvited and
unexpected whenever the notion grips ]
you, when she gives you the dead
face you grin at her like a Chinese I
Idol and tell her how winsome she
looks In that new dress. Continue to
advertise yourself, son."
? ??????
Pausing not an instant In her pre
cipitate flight from the most amazing
and impossible male biped she had
ever encountered. Roberta Antrim
fled to her room, locked the door, lay
down on her bed and Indulged herself
for ten minutes In that delight of her
sex customarily known as a good cry.
"The wretch I" she soliloquized.
"The odious boor I He had the ef
frontery to talk to me exactly as If I
were a refractory client Instead of the
girl he had but a moment before as
sured he loved to distraction. Oh,
dear, what humiliation 1 I hate him,
I hate him. Til never speak to him
again as long as I live."
When a woman has come to that
conclusion, quite usually she flnds It
time to cease vain repining and weep
ing, lave her Inflamed eyes with some
soothing lotion and powder her nose.
So presently Roberta did all of these
things and while doing them ap
praised herself very critically In her
Ha Heard the Rapid Patter of Ro?
berta'a Little Feet.
mirror. She knew she had a medium
sized, well-shaped head covered with
the sort of golden-tinted auburn hair
which so many women attempt, but
which few achieve. She had the sort
of rich creamy skin that goes with
such hair; her eyebrows and eye
lashes were darker than her hair,
their luxuriance conveying a hint of
Celtic blood.
Her eyes, large, brown and a trifle
sleepy, owing to her acquired trick
of gazing up at men from nnder the
lids, were Ideal for setting the reason
of an Impressionable male tottering
on Its throne. Her nose had Just es
caped being snubby and was tilted at
so gentle an angle as to confer upon
hA* a faintly haughty expression when
her face was In repose. She had a
short, beautifully curved upper lip?
which adorable malformation per
mitted much too easy a display of
even, hard white teeth. Her lower lip
was full, tender and Just a shade will
ful. Her chin was full and aggres
sive, her body beautifully formed,
lithe as a cat's and suggestive of
abounding health and much outdoor
exercise.
Despite her almost startling beauty
one realized instinctively that Ro
berta was not (sentimentally speak
ing) a clinging vine. One felt, too,
that she had n healthy temper, despite
her perennial good nature and her
tolerance for her own sex. As a mat
ter of fact Roberta did possess a tem
per readily aroused, but stye had the
saving grace of refusing to admit It
except under extraordinary circum
stances. i
Appraising herself In her mirror,
Roberta reflected with a sort of sweet
bitterness that she had dressed that
afternoon with an eye single to Im
pinging herself upon the cool, quietly
Impersonal glance of Glenn Hackett.
"If I were a girl who wore diamonds
to the breakfast table," she told her
reflection, "there might have been
some excuse for his gauche conduct.
One moment he had proposed and the
' next he wan withdrawing the proposal.
I wouldn't have accepted him on a
bet, nice as he Is and comfortable as
he Is to have around, but he might
Genius as Understood by Old English Writer
By genius I would understand thnt
powor, or rathor those powers of the
mind, which arc capable of penetrating
Into nil t.h!n*?n within our reach and
knowledg e nnd of dlst'ngulshlng their
essential differences. Theso are no
other than Invention nnd Judgment ;
nnd they are both called by tlio col
lective nnmo of genius, as they nre of
those gift* of nature which wo bring
with us Into the world; concornlng
ench of which, mnny seem to have
fallen Into very groat errors; for by
Invention, .1 believe, In generally un
derstood a creative fnculty, which
would Indeed prove most romance
writer* to have the highest pretentions
to It; whereas by Invention In renlly
meant no more, end so the word sig
nifies, than discovery, or finding out;
or, to explain It at IftTge, a quick nnd
sagacious penetration Into the true es
sence of all the objects of our con
templation. ? Henry Fielding.
Relng hnppy In Inrgely forgetting.
! have given me an opportunity to uy
sol He was terrible 1 He gave aie
the Impression that. In one revealing J
moment, he had seen something in me
that revolted him ? and I'm not re
volting, I'm not, Tm not ? "
Once more she gave way to tears,
but not for long. She dried her eyes
and applied the powder rag. And
then the real reason for her charm ?
the reason men adored her and made
love to her ? presented itself. Ro
berta was a good sport ? none better,
and hated a quitter with all the
strength of her vital, intelligent souL
She made a little grimace at herself.
"Well, Bobby Antrim, you took a
man's-slze beating, didn't you? That
Hackett imbecile isn't dull, ait any
rate. And I did start to say something
banal ? all about never having sus
pected his attachment! I see it all
very clearly now. Right there little
Bobby went blah I Yes, that was a
sour note ? and he has an ear for
music. That man-animal has some
pride ? and I had thought they all
had ego!"
She sat down In a low rocker to
think It over very carefully. As usual,
her resentment and rage were disap
pearing at the double ; she was only
sensible now of a feeling of humilia
tion, not so much because of what
Glenn Hackett had said and done as
because she had failed so miserably
In feminine adroitness to meet an ex
traordinary situation. In a way of
speaking lie had demolished her. Par
alyzed her powers of Initiative and In
ventiveness and left her helpless to
defend herself! ground her to a pulp!
He had proved to her what a monu
mental failure she had turned out to
be In an art where, to quote Crooked
Bill, she was supposed to be 150 per
cent perfect !
Suddenly Roberta began to laugh.
"Thinks he's won a great victory," she
decided. "Well, like John Paul Jonea,
I have not yet begun to flght. I'll
bring that unusual man to his knees
and when I have him there I'll ? well, !
I'll not do anything so unladylike as
to put my foot in his face, but I'll
laugh at him ! I swear I wllL I'll laugh
out loud !"
There Is always a feeling of com
fort when one has come to a decision
after wrestling with a knotty prob
lem. Roberta had her poise back
again; she felt again that she was
ready to conquer new worlds and
make them like it. She went down
stairs and found Glenn Hackett and
Crooked Bill In the library enjoying
cocktails.
"Have one, honey?" her guardian
asked coaxlngly. "A tiny one?"
"No, thank you, Uncle Bill. Give
my share to Mr. Hackett. He's going
to need It to give him courage to face
the future."
"Bah !" Mr. Hackett replied rudely.
Ho caught a wildly approving wink
from Crooked Bill and decided to leap
In over his head. "Sour grapeB," ho
added ? a bit vlperlshly, Roberta
thought.
Roberto smiled with exceeding po
liteness. but there was coolness In the
smile. Crooked Bill noticed her chin
had gone up about a quarter of an
Inch. "Let's be good friends, Glenn,"
she said In her most Ingratiating and
fascinating manner. "You are so In
telligent one cnn't help being attracted
to you, and usually you're very nice.
Really, if your bank account should
ever be brought to Jhe sear and yel
low lenf you should set up as a for
tune-teller and mind-reader."
"I thought I hod read yours cor
rectly. I see now I did not."
"Indeed, you did. You're marvel
ous."
"You'll marry me when I get ready
to mnrry you," he (Charged amiably.
"Why, you tell Jokes, don't you?"
"Time!" Crooked Bill saw that the
Issue was for from clarlfylhg. "No
more of these lovers' quarrels, Ro
berta. Glenn Is stoylng for dinner,
fou'll Join us, of course, honey?"
"Why, certainly, Uncle Bill. How
delightful, Glenn !"
Any man who thinks he can out
fence a woman Is a fool, and suddenly
Glenn Hackett realized he was all of
that. Such realizations always disturb
a manly man. "If I remain for dinner,
Mr. Latham, I fear I'll not be able to
do Justice to your excellent cuisine.
Therefore, with your permission, Bob
by, and yours, sir, I'd like to motor
back to town."
Crooked Bill was upset "H ? l's
flrel" ho exclaimed, using his most
formidable oath. He had placed his
money, so to speak, on young Hackett
and now the ingrate was running out
on him, to employ a colloquialism.
He was prepared to enter a vigorous
protest, but the maid, entering with
a telegram, rendered that lmppsslble.
"A telegram for you, Miss Roberta P
?Thanks, Minna. May I?" With up
lifted brows to her uncle and his
guest, she commenced to tear the en
velop.
"She's very polite, no matter what
her other faults may be," Hackett re
marked to Crooked B11L Roberta Ig
nored him and read aloud:
"Los Algodones, Texas,
"June 21, 1925.
"Miss Roberta Antrim, Hlllcrest,
Dobbs Ferry, N. Y.
"Your uncle Tom had an argument
with a cowman yesterday stop There
will be a funeral tomorrow stop I got
your address by frisking Uncle Horn
on whose person I found your letter
to him of the second Instant stop If
you Insist I will send him to you
charges prepaid stop However If you
will take the advice of a well-inten
tioned stranger you will permit him
to await the trump of resurrection In
the land his sheep made fallow stop
If you have any Interest In his estate
I suggest you take steps to protect It
stop If unable to do this Immediately
wire me authority and I will take
charge of It stop Most usually I am
honest stop Reference Federal Trust
company El Paso.
"JAIME MIGUEL HIGUENES."
"H? l's fire!" Crooked Bill's voice
was the first to break the silence when
Roberta had finished reading this re
markable communication. "It's true.
There Is a God that marks the spar
row's fall ? and your Uncle Tom was a
bird !M
"Well, now that he's dead, Uncle
Bill, you might be charitable and
speak kindly of him. At least he was
my last of kin," Roberta chid the old
man.
"All right, honey, I'll not say an
other word."
Glenn Hackett thought the situa
tion, while a bit clouded, deserved the
customary consideration. "I'm very
sorry, Bobby," he said.
"That's kind of you, Glenn. Unfor
tunately I never knew Uncle Tom ?
had never seen him, that Is.* It's too
bad, of course, but really poor Uncle
Tom wasn't a very lovable character,
I'm afraid."
"He was a turkey buzzard," Crooked
Bill declared with finality. "Roberta's
paternal uncle," he went on to explain
for the benefit of Hackett. "He took
to associating with sheep. I reckon
the old bandit must have been worth
considerable, and so far as I know,
Roberta, you're his next of kin. So
it looks as If you're In the sheep bxffel
ness In Texas."
Roberta read the letter again. "Judg
ing by the name of the sender of this
telegram, Jaime Miguel Higuenes, It
would appear that Texas boasts at
least one very intelligent, very
thoughtful, very frank and very humor
ous Mexican. He expresses himself
like an educated American. Uncle
Bill, you spent a great many years
down there. Do you happen to know
the Higuenes family?"
Crooked Bill's face had worn his
most crafty smile while Roberta was
speaking, but now It was blank and
expresp'onless. "It's been twenty-five
years since I operated in Texas, Ro
berta. Higuenes! Higuenes I I can't
seem to remember anybody by that
name."
"It would appear," Roberta decided
presently, "that I have need to en
gage a lawyer to investigate Uncle
Tom's estate." She glanced with frank
interest and approval at Hackett.
"Certainly. Of course," Crooked
Bill agreed, and thought more kindly
of Uncle Tom for having provided an
opportunity for these two to forget
their recent differences and be friend
ly again in the name of business.
"Hackett is the very man."
"Hackett isn't," that harassed per
son declared with finality. "Jaime
Miguel Higuenes is. That man is hon
est and fearless. I can tell that much
from his telegram. Also he gives bank
references. If you desire, Roberta,
I shall telegraph the bank ho men
tions. If the bank's reply would
seem to Indicate the advisability of
requesting Higuenes to take charge
of your Uncle Tom's estate for the
present, may I send him a telegram,
signing your name, and requesting him
to do so?" ?
Roberta was rereading the telegrnm.
"I think." she declared, "that Jaime
Miguel Higuenes must be a perfectly
fascinating person. In twenty-three
words ho gives one the whole dramatic
story of a bloody shooting scrapo out
on the rango and gives one the im
pression? In fact, the conviction? that
the result was no surprise to him and
that he is not sorry the tragedy oc
curred 1 He Is resourceful, not
squeamish and has initiative, because
In the pursuit of Information he dared
to pick a dead man's pocket. He Is
kind and friendly and thoughtful and
wants to help n person he hns never
seen, and he Is a man of substance
and takes a justifiable pride In his
personal and financial standing."
"Oh, those Spanish dons are as
proud as Lucifer," Crooked Bill as
sured her.
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