Cheraw chronicle. (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, March 12, 1914, Page Page Seven, Image 7

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It's Good Bye To Rheumatism Now The Old "Torture-Demon" Has . Got to Leave When ROOT JUICE Gets After Him? Guaranteed. Good-bye, old "torture-demon," "Joythief?* rheumatism. You've fourul your match at last and more. Yoi can't light ROOT JUICE like you've fought nil the old-fashioned medicines. You're conquered now for good. You've got to go, and take your uric acid and your torture with you. Don't worry, good sufTeror, we've got your old enemy now right wlicrd you ' ! "Good Ilyc, Old Rheumatism, I've Conquered You 'a not 'lime." want hint. Your rheumatism and everybody else's rhcumati. m has trot to leave. Want to prove it without a bit of risk? Well, you try ROOT JUICE, one bottle, for ten days, and see what happens. If you don't fed like shouting with delight at your good fortune, take back the empty bottle to the druggist and get your money instantly. That's how good R< ;OT JUICE is. The druggist will return the price of ROOT JUICE without a word to anyone who says it has not done a world of good. You're taking no chances this time. ROOT JUICE has got to help you'and it will help you more than you have any Idea of. That ache ami pain and soreness and stiffness with all the misery will be gone almost before you realize it an 1 you'll feel better than you have in many n day. You never saw anything clean out the blood, strengthen the kidneys, tone up the stomach and regulate the liver and bowels like ROOT JUICE in all your life. It benefits the whole system, puts new life into you, strengthens the nervous system. Finest tiling in this w'ide world for old folks. Try ROoT JUICE this time. Stop experimenting and don't let anybody talk you out of it. It's results or money back with ROOT JUICE. All drug stores 8CII it nnu Kuurarury it at unt; uuiiar pur larpp bottle. You'll say it's worth a hundred. THE HUMAN BRAIN Its Crumpled Up Shape Is One or Nature's Clever Devices. CELLS OF THE CRAY MATTER. Their Mass and Not the Si-e Nor Weight of the Brain Marks the MenA._ in.. -X I MAliwiitnai^npwpir.n. lenity ui Mic inun.wvu. w.wr ment of th? Brain of an In.'ant. Tlie apparent crumpling up of tlit* brain is one of the ui??st remarkable of nature's devices for securing the greatest possible amount of surface in the given space. If you take a page of a newspaper and lioi'd it by the edges, blowing it up to form a balloon, you have the surface of the paper occupying the largest possible amount of space. If you crumple up the paper you can get the same amount of stir face by following till the creases in one-fourth to one-tenth of the space. This is precisely what nature has done. In the rabbit, for instance, the cerebrum. or great brain, with which most of the thinking is done, is without a crease, perfectly round and smooth, and the rabbit is about the stupidest of animals. If you study the brains of animals a little higher in intelligence than the rabbit you will find that creuses come into the bniin until in man the entire brain is n series of creases and convolutions that puzzle you by their intricacy. It Is plain that the actual surface of this creased brain of man is many times greater than if it were all Bmeoth. like the rabbit's, and this is the way in which evolution has provided for giving the brain of man a surface from four to ten times what it would have been If smooth, so as to give space for as much gray matter as possible. No scientist has yet explained the reason, but the fact is admitted that thought and gray matter are in proportion. The cells of the gray matter seem to store up thought and give it out when called upon to do so. This has been proved by electrically stimulating the gray matter when exposed by an accident or operation and noting the result in the thoughts expressed by the patient. This gray matter is spread in a coat of varying thickness all ovoi the sufaee of the brain, while the white matter and nerves lie under it and ramify into it. A man may be said to be intellectual in proportion to the amount of gray matter which lie has in his brain. This varies in individuals, one having inure gray mater tit one spot, another a thicker layer at another, much of this being doubt, ess due to cultivation, though the aws of the multiplication of gray mat er are still secrets which v. science has not-pierced. Nor can intellectuality ne measured by the weight of the brain. The average male brain weighs forty-eight ounces, and the average female brain forty-three and a half, but this does not mean that woman is necessarily man's inferior Intellectually. Iler brain may have more gray matter In proportion or thicker layers at the parts most in demand by her life. Brains weighing more than sixty ounces have been found In idiots, and some of the most briliiant men and women have had very small brains when put upon the scab*. But In all cases of great intellectuality the depth of the convolutions at certain places in the brain is enormous, and the five lobes into which each hemisphere of the brain is divided are very distinctly marked, affording space for much of the gray matter. The infant has gray matter nil over the surface of lis brain, and thanks to til" generations of development that have preeeded It the divisions Pit*' M nn-:f .inn i iir * i * ... x .... . there. Hut Miov are si ill in :i very soft form :iml development follows in ac eordain-e with I ho intellectual develop mont of tlio oliil.l lis natural endow nient nt Itirllt is only an endownieni of possibility. ami the puostion ot who'hor tint infant wi'l he n;i Intelleetual slant or a pisin.v in tyrain pow.?r is dependent almost altosf^ther upon the Irainins whieh it receives and the development of the gray matter in its ltraln. The senilis eannot be explained and possibly never "will he. hnt a partial explanation of his tremendous power it. some one direetion is offered by the examination of his brain after death Only lately a very eminent snrsenn of Philadelphia died and when his brail, was examined It was found that for a larse part it was like a child's, but in those parts especially repaired by his profession it was developed far more than Is usual. jflid the layers of gray matter at those spots were inordinate l.v thick. It is never right to draw any _ broad conclusion from n' single Instance. but science lias generalized from many Instances'of this kind until it is ready now to say that thought power Is proportionate to the gray matter in the centers most used or needed.?New York World. / * ' John- Bid.' Few but those who, have studied musical history know that the name John Bull was borne by one of the most famous musicians of the sixteenth century. lie was as famous a harpsichord player in his day as Liszt was a pianist, hut as a composer he lacked the creative power of"Liszt, the result being that Hull Is practically unknown to the general public today, even in England. lie doubles his troubles who borrows tomorrow's.?Spanish Proverb. A Secret Revealed. Wife?Have you any .secrets you keep from me. dearest? Husband?None, darling. Wife?Then I am determined I will have none frpm you either. Husband- You have secrets, then? Wife?Only one, and I aui resolved to make a clean breast of it Husband (hoarsely)?Go on! Wife?For several days I have had a secret?a secret longing for a new dress with hat to match. That fetched him. Waifs Who Became Famous. The list of waifs who have become famous is a long one. It Includes Sir Henry Stanley. Queen Catherine the Good. Alexander Hamilton. Rosa 13onheur. Kdgar Allen Poe. Rachel. Leonardo da -Vinci and dates back as far as Moses. All these were homeless children?children who if left to their fate would undoubtedly have drifted into evil ways. Instead they have lived to add glory to their names and have contributed to the knowledge of the world at large through the fruits of their genius. AFTER THE THEATER r3S?r?.^J CJ Mlnfcio, l:.c n:>: i-u-a.. i':- .?j. :? a!r wltli the M* wiaii' ?>:' aa, of uut CIK:ii>. We'll End Your Evening Happily. | BOYS ARE THE LIMIT jj f I; By CLARA STACY. |;|0 g "I actually hate to tell Jimmy about Dj it!" declared Jimmy's mother, shiv- 1 Cj eringly, staring at the fashionable in- j g vitation card with despairing eyes, i K "Yes," said Jimmy's father, with ! Dj understanding. "Then he added, | g "Boys certainly are the limit!" g "Jimmy's nearly fifteen," pursued K Jimmy's mother. "I don't see why g he isn't old enough not to act like a g young savage. Whenever I make him g go to a party you would think I was j zj casting him into a den of man eating g tigers, to hear him protest. He says g girls are ninnies und he'd rather play K football!" j /j "Seems to me," said Jimmy's fa- ; n ther, "that I used to like to go to par- g ties when I was fifteep. I can't under- g stand him!" jig "If I didn't stand over him," said lg Jimmy's mother, "every single minute, jg he'd get in his old clothes, with ten- jg nts shoes and a negligee shirt, and lg wouldn't care! It's just awful! I'm jg sure I don't know what my friends jg think of me. They must have the idea jg that I don't care anything about Jim- lg my's social progress and it's just as jg important to a boy's future as it is to jg a girl's! The friends that he is mak- ihi ine now?" "Make hini go to this," advised Jim- ?my's father. "The Miklesons will.be offended if you flon't, and it's the right sort of a crowd for him. It's what he ?" needs." ~ "I won't say anything about it to ? hinj," decided Jimmy's mother, diplo- $ matically, "until the day before. Then ? he won't have so long a time to ob- ? ject and make life miserable for & me!" ig Jimmy's mother had occasion many ? times in the ten days that followed to $ be thankful for this decision, for Jim- ? my proved suddenly very difficult to ? deal with, in spite of his ignorant^ ?' of the fate that was impending. ; The boy stared gloomily out of tbe ? window and he poured as glooini'y ? over the contents of his desk. I 1 ? * Once, to great alarm, his mnftj- ? er found his sorting out his necktra ? drawer. 1 ? "Aw, nothin'!" he growled, when ete ? demanded to know the reason fo'r g this unheard-of interest In his attire. ? "Can't a fellow do anything without g the whole family buzzing aboe#yhis ? ears? Wish't I had the money dad g put in that dress suit of mine! I ? don't get any use out of it! I could S buy two or three dandy football ? suits!" j?g Jimmy did not ask for a second I piece of chocolate pie when it came 1 ? on for dessert that night, which in itself was a serious symptom of some-1 x? thing wrong. He scorned griddle cakes W the next morning and he said he did not want any lunch. 3 His mother felt his pulse, and in- j sisted on looking at his tongue. fL "I hope," said Jimmy's mother to I # Jimmy's father, "that he won't do any-1 m thing rash when I tell him about the j % Mikleson party. He's in such a | { dreadful humor these days that I # iY\r% Ioncf Vtnur tr% hnn- I UUU L auun Hi ??? ?.. ? I m die him. He's likely .to say he won't m go. And he's so big that I suppose he \ won't?he just won't, that's all! Oh * dear, I wish he was a girl!" When Jimmy caught his mother sew- J ing a loose button on his dress coat C she quailed. He eyed the work sus- 3 piciously, but asked no questions. B Rather, he retired to a chair in a cor- \ ner and moped. # Finally, the night before the party, ? Jimmy's mother mustered up her courage and told him, very fast, so he could not interrupt Then she waited ? to hear the worst Her son was staring at her disbelievingly. "The Mikleson party!" he v" repeated. "Me going to the Mikle- ar sons!" . SC, or That was all before he abruptly "J: bolted from the room. She heard him presently whistling in his bedroom and held her head wildly. Jimmy was ra young to go insane, but she had heard of cases? ai "Mother!" Jimmy called down. "Don't my dress trousers need press- m ing?" "He's going to be ill!" declared his J0 mother to his father later. "I a know he's coming down with something awful!" \ M All the next day Jimmy whistled and a sang and beamed and shed sunshine. He went like a lamb to get dressed for the party, and he threw away four ^ tics before he got one to suit him. I IIo asked his mother's advice as to !. j' the part t in his hair, and surreptitious- i ly used her manicure set. 1 iy that time i ^ Jimmy's father, too, was impressed ami worried. His family followed Jimmy's glittering ptogress to the front door ai ? i> eight o'clock with brraihhss anxiety. Never had seen anything like it. "(lee!" sui(J Jimmy, as lie folded his neck scarf with painful precision and . carefully got into his overcoat. "1 was 2SHSHS2SHSHS2S25HS252Sa52S2S25HSHS252S2Sl ' Clean Teeth Ne\ Preserve your teeth from decay and kee ful by using Harmony Speariment Tooth For the next thirty days we will give i brush with each tube of Harmony Spei 2.') cents if you' will sign your name be! # LADD'S DRUG The Rexall St 1 tube Harmony Speariment Tooth Pasi lCriterion Tooth Brush, J . I * For next 30 days you can get them both * i Sign hero ' _ _ . - - ? I Monuments, Toi Coping, E Representing the Ilartsville Marl Hartsville, S. C\, I am prepared furnish estimates 011 any class oi stones, Coping or anything in Mai I have worked with this.Comp? be. prepared to furnish fi "guarantee! sausiaction ana wiiPr I am located at L'heraw, S. C., to call 011 any one interested in an J. E. WIL CHERAW, S. 1 Now is ther to place your 01 COA I handle all 1 H. L. PO I vfully~sore alT week!" T thoughT I Do; asn't asked td the Mikleson's party, -A. cl id everyone else was talking about barton >lng! I'm going to take Ethel," he | casion Ided hastily and somewhat defiantly, ben k Sam was going to, but when I found being could go, too, she ditched him. She'd recove ,ther go with me!' fowls He dashed out of the door triumph- Quired itly. wa? "Ah!" said Jimmy's father, looking *be tr< eaningly at Jimmy's mother. d?r d? "O-o-o-o-oh!" breathed Jimmy's dlstric other, gazing wide eyed at Jimmy's ther. "I believe your troubles are over," iid Jimmy's father. "Jimmy has seen ^ 5 >.?_4corted Kin uu iuu uuiuvui _ bowlnj en we Removing Grease. "Oh^ Eucalyptus oil will removo grease . ' ' oil from any fabric, no matter how ey Icate, and best results are obtained gently sponging the soiled parts. cellent j whom Life's True Heroes. Wordsworth characterizes the "lit\ nameless, unremembered acts of 0 ndness and of love" as the "best Pfone irtion of a good man's life." The time < al heroism of lifo is to do its little seems Hies promptly and faithfully. apples. 15HSE5Z5ZSZSZ5ZSHSlSHSHS2S2i? er Decay | 3 a a p them white and beauti- ffl Paste, 25 cents. KJ I a a splendid 15 cent tooth 3 iriment Tootih Paste for g low and bring it to 3 3 r STORE | ore | te, 25c 0 i5- a ? 3 . 40c q --?a- t n I < XSXs><5??< nMones , I ;te. f I t)le works located at g to show designs and g I Monuments, Tomb- i hie or Granite. |j my before and know 1 rst elasS work Mid I ^ % neet all competition. ? , and will be pleased y of the above items. ? SON Hme | rders for | T 1 dnds t WE I g Had Appetite for Chicken. ilcken-steallng dog, In the Dum> i (Scotland) district, recently oo ed some anxiety to a number of eepers. On a thorough search made a number of fowls were red buried in a field. Some were eaten, and those not refor immediate use were hidden, i discovered that the cause of wble was a large blhck Labrag, which has been roaming the t at will for several weeks. No Matter Who. arty of women were being ee? through the statehouse by a I and scraping guide. The wornre of the enthusiastic type and over this and that and said, .t ? *? it siiiipijf luu fcuigcuua. r many tvere shown the portrait of a governor. "Oh! superb, isn't aid one of them, and- "an ex; likeness, too. A portrait of did you say it was?" Pessimistic Reflection, ur pessimistic moments we are to reflect that, no matter what 3f year it is, the pie always to be made from last year's --Milwaukee Journal. _